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00:001, 2, 3, 4!
00:04Kitchen!
00:08Needlemania!
00:12Shin! Hima!
00:14We're going to the doctor!
00:16No, I've had my shots!
00:18Well, tough luck!
00:19Oh, oh wait, sorry.
00:21This time it's Mommy's turn to see the doctor.
00:23Does this mean you're going to die a horrible, scary death?
00:26Or you're getting that boobie job?
00:30No, I'm not.
00:31I've only got enough for the left one right now,
00:33but I got this coupon for a free check-up in the mail!
00:36I don't really need one, but I'll do anything to use a coupon.
00:39What do they check up?
00:40You know, the usual.
00:41Thermometer under the tongue, stethoscope on the chest.
00:44Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:45But Mom, if they want to check out your chest,
00:47wouldn't they be better off using a microscope?
00:49I get it.
00:50Because I'm flat, right?
00:52Watch it, or you'll be the one needing the doctor!
00:55Oh, I almost forgot!
00:56I have to strip for the exam!
00:59Gotta change out of these granny panties.
01:01No, too frilly.
01:03Too goth.
01:05Oh, these are just right.
01:06Cute, but innocent.
01:07And they're clean!
01:10Are the action bastards too cliche?
01:12Is a robot too show-offy?
01:14Do these say I'm comfortable with my masculinity?
01:18What do you think you're doing?
01:19Picking my tighties.
01:20You're not the only one who wants to look good when they strip.
01:23You'll be keeping your clothes on, mister.
01:25But you get to strip and I don't!
01:27That's not fair!
01:28No, Shin.
01:29It's Mommy's turn to take her pants off.
01:32Mitsy Nahara, the doctor, will see you now.
01:35My, it's been ages since I last saw you, Dr. Togo.
01:41Who are you?
01:42Dr. Togo.
01:44He's Dr. Togo's son, Sidney.
01:46He just got out of med school.
01:48I'm taking my dad's place while he's on trial.
01:50Nice to meet you.
01:51Well, isn't that lovely?
01:54Score! Thank God I changed my underwear.
01:56Now, let me see.
01:57You're here to have a vasectomy, right?
02:01Just kidding.
02:02Dr. Humor.
02:03Have a seat, please.
02:04Don't mind if I do.
02:06Shin, be a dear.
02:07Hold Hima for Mommy, okay?
02:15Hima, he's old enough to be your stepfather.
02:18Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:21No, Hima.
02:22His don't squirt milk no matter how hard you squeeze.
02:28I'm so sorry, Doctor.
02:30Me too.
02:31If you're all done playing, I need to check your height and weight.
02:34I'm ready.
02:35Take off your shoes and step on the scale.
02:39Keep your shirt on.
02:40This is a doctor's visit, not a Hollywood audition.
02:43You mean I don't have to strip at all?
02:45Guess I changed for nothing.
02:47Yeah, you might as well have left the granny panties on.
02:50Get out of my head, demon child!
02:53Think low-fat thoughts.
02:54Low-fat.
02:56It would be less if you let me take my clothes off.
02:58A hundred and twenty.
03:00All right, stand over here, feet flat.
03:02Okay.
03:07Stiff hair.
03:09Five-six with a hair hill in and let's say five-three without.
03:12Fine.
03:13You can go back to throwing yourself at Dr. Fetus.
03:15Thanks.
03:16Hope she wasn't too much trouble.
03:18Now let's take a look at your chest.
03:20Oh, I meant listen.
03:22Okay.
03:23Well, here goes nothing.
03:25Oh, keep your shirt on.
03:27This tool's very sensitive.
03:28You are the doctor.
03:31Why did I even bother changing my underwear?
03:34Because if you weren't wearing a push-up bra, you might think you were a man.
03:37You're going to pay for that, you little monster!
03:44Oh, my bad.
03:46Take a deep breath.
03:48Now exhale.
03:50Have you experienced any shortness of breath lately?
03:52Not till I walked in the door.
03:54But she has experienced some shortness of breath.
03:56Isn't that joke getting old yet?
03:58Should you tell him about your disease?
04:00What are you talking about? What disease?
04:02The early stages of MS.
04:04You don't mean...
04:07She's got pre-MS!
04:09I mean, at least that's what Dad's always saying.
04:12Oh, he's such an imaginative child.
04:14My mom doesn't really wish she'd aborted you, son.
04:17She's got pre-MS.
04:18I'll be in the basement for three days.
04:20Your mother's got pre-MS.
04:25Jin, now would be a good time to practice not talking.
04:28There, that's the same face she makes whenever she's got pre-MS.
04:32All wrinkled and red and bloated up.
04:37So dead!
04:40I've never seen blood pressure this high.
04:42Your head could pop off any second now.
04:44I'm a little stressed.
04:46All right, we gotta draw some blood from that string bean arm.
04:49Don't worry, it's recycled from our needle exchange program.
04:53What happened to the needle?
04:54Needles make me feel sick.
04:56Honestly, I feel the same way.
04:59Huh?
05:00Nurse, can you do it for me?
05:01Are you kidding? Next you want me to wipe your ass.
05:03Your father never needed anybody's help.
05:05But...
05:06We learned from malpractice, not practice.
05:08Now poker.
05:10Can't we do this some other way, like maybe...
05:12...leeches?
05:13Honey, I'll tell you the same thing my husband told me on our wedding night.
05:18Don't be afraid, it's just a little prick.
05:21I am a doctor.
05:22I am a doctor.
05:28Will Dr. Togo find the vein?
05:30Am I close?
05:32Will the nurse give him a hint, at least?
05:36No.
05:38Will Shin remove his pants in this episode?
05:41Will the nurse complete the transition?
05:44Will the doctor just hurry it up already?
05:47Will Mitzi pass out before the doctor does?
05:50Will somebody change this baby?
06:08Help me!
06:14It's true!
06:26Now all we need is a urine sample.
06:32This wasn't supposed to happen. I just wanted to get checked up.
06:36Don't forget, Mom, hold the cup with one hand and your noodle with the other!
06:43Yo! Watch more show!
06:52There's an incredibly gnarly car wreck on the Cosco Bay Turnpike.
06:55If you're traveling eastbound, you'll have to wait your turn to get a good look at the bloody carnage,
06:58cause traffic is all backed up.
07:00Why are we moving, Mr. K?
07:02They said a truck jackknifed, killing a family of twelve.
07:04Well, why are those people out driving anyway?
07:06I thought all poor people were supposed to take the bus or something.
07:09That's what buses are for, to move poor people around.
07:11Well, with various leasing options and high interest loans...
07:13Stop making excuses for them, Mr. K!
07:15Tell Daddy to adopt this highway for me now!
07:19That way we'll have the road to ourselves,
07:21and we can have the lines painted to match my outfit,
07:23so I'm so brilliant, aren't I?
07:25Not only have I been blessed with brains and endless wealth,
07:28but I'm also...
07:31...sickeningly beautiful in every way.
07:33Yes, you are.
07:35Sickening is right.
07:36Oh, aye. You got it all.
07:38Hey, little brother! How about we run home and play Action Bastard all day?
07:42Yeah!
07:44The one thing I don't have, a sibling.
07:46I begged my parents to keep the maid's baby, but they treated it for stock.
07:49Here we go again.
07:51I vow by tonight I'll have one!
07:53Uh...
07:54Of course I can get one. I mean, even Shin has a little sister,
07:57and he's the poorest kid I know.
07:59I don't think that's how it works.
08:08Hold it! I'm about to change your life!
08:11From now on, you're gonna be my little brother.
08:13You got that? Now be grateful!
08:15I got five sisters. I get beat up enough already.
08:20Fine. Just go on being poor.
08:23Oh, my love's here!
08:25Hi, Shin!
08:26Farty poop fart!
08:28Oh, what a sophisticated wit he is.
08:31Would it be too complicated if he were my brother and husband?
08:39What's your damage?!
08:41Oh, I'm sorry.
08:43It's just your fat ass was taking up the whole sidewalk.
08:47You know, Penny, you've got a lot of spunk.
08:49You deserve to be my new sister.
08:52Are you on the pipe?
08:56That's pure ghetto sass.
08:59Listen, Miss Ai, you can't just tell her. You have to ask her.
09:02Cut the jibber-jabber, Mr. K. What's your point?
09:04Girls like a lot of sweet talk. For example...
09:10I'm sorry, Miss Ai.
09:12Girls like a lot of sweet talk. For example...
09:17I'll take you places you ain't never been before.
09:19I'll be the best you ever had, baby.
09:22Are you drunk, Ai? You sound like my dad after a case of wine coolers.
09:26Oh, I know. You're absolutely right, Penny.
09:28Listen to me. I must sound ridiculous.
09:30It's just that I really wanted to impress you,
09:32and Mr. K. was saying that line always works for him
09:34when he's trying to impress a pretty girl.
09:37Did Aisu told me just say I was a pretty girl?
09:43My girlishly low self-esteem can't process that.
09:47I think if we two girls got together, we'd be the cutest sisters like ever.
09:52The cutest sisters like ever?
09:56She's playing on my pre-tween insecurities and it's working!
10:01Hey, Shin, what you making? An ass castle?
10:03An ass castle?
10:08Why'd you quit buffing your sandbishop?
10:15There's something really wrong about Ai and Penny being friends.
10:18They usually fight like cats and frogs.
10:20Cats and dogs! They fight like cats and dogs!
10:22What was that?
10:24Cats and dogs? Hey, who fights like cats and dogs?
10:27As of ten minutes ago, Penny and I are sisters. Yay!
10:31You two are sisters?
10:33Wait, you mean...
10:34Penny's mom had an affair with Ai's mom!
10:36Oh, no! Somebody tell their fathers!
10:38I'm starting to think that some children should get left behind.
10:47It's a monument to us, the cutest sisters ever.
10:50Here, Penny, try this one.
10:52I shouldn't, but...
10:54Like heaven!
10:56Would you like some of mine?
10:58Don't doubt my trainer.
11:01Worth every carb!
11:04There's a natural order to things, and this violates it.
11:08I'm like Jessica Simpson, and you're Ashley!
11:12Ashley? I'm Ashley?
11:14Why do I have to be the younger sister?
11:19Isn't Ashley's hair brown?
11:21You think I'm going to be the little sister in this relationship?
11:24Don't forget that I'm the one that picked you to be my sister, you fugly little urchin.
11:29No, Ashley's blonde now, and the pretty one after the nose job.
11:32Plus, Jessica's not married to Hottie Nick anymore.
11:35So why be her?
11:38Well, she can sing, and she's got a great rock,
11:40so if it really makes no difference to you, then fine.
11:42I'm Jessica.
11:43I'm Jessica!
11:45No, I am!
11:48She's got some nerves suggesting...
11:50that I should be the younger sister here.
11:53Does she really think I'm going to let her boss me around?
11:56Not going to happen!
12:00Huh?
12:04Which of us is more Jessica Simpson, me or fugly?
12:07This is not a butterface!
12:09Wait, I thought both Simpsons sucked.
12:11Damn it, which one of us is Jessica?
12:13Why don't you be the Olsen twins? They're exactly the same.
12:15Uh-huh.
12:16But you'll still have to pick which one will be the Ashley.
12:19Would you shut up?
12:21There's always rock, paper, sisters.
12:23That's a great idea!
12:25Rock, paper, scissors?
12:29With everything except for that,
12:31for some reason I always pick rock!
12:35What's happening?
12:40I got it! Here, Georgie!
12:44I wonder if those sisters have killed each other yet.
12:47Look!
12:55Hello, boys! Hi, Shin!
12:59Okay, which one of you is actually a robot?
13:01What an awful thing to say about me and my sister!
13:04The bond of sisterhood can overcome crude insults.
13:07Am I right, Ashley?
13:08You certainly are, Mary Kate!
13:10We're the bestest!
13:17Uh-oh, it's time!
13:19Is it hammer time?
13:20We're having staring contests every half hour on the hour
13:22to see who gets to be Ashley.
13:26Prepare to be crushed by the Stare Master!
13:29Bring it on, bitch!
13:30Ready, set, stare!
13:33I'm gonna be Ashley again!
13:35In your dreams, I'm gonna be Ashley!
13:40I thought neither of them wanted to be Ashley.
13:42Only if they're sisters.
13:43With all sense, Ashley's the good one.
13:45You don't read seventeen?
14:00A Bootyful Day in the Neighborhood
14:05And so, on the night before the ball,
14:07he killed the princess and the child that grew inside her
14:10and took them on a moonlit boat ride.
14:12And that's the story of the Silly Prince.
14:17Yep, he was out cold.
14:19That gives old Grandpa a chance to sleep off his last hangover
14:22before starting on his next.
14:25Oh, Grandpa!
14:26What?
14:27I'm bored. Let's play a game.
14:29In my day, we shoveled coal for fun and we liked it.
14:32Okay, fine.
14:33Guess I'll just go outside and play with my rusty nail collection.
14:36Huh?
14:37Or go talk to strangers.
14:44Oh, no you won't!
14:45The outside world is scary!
14:47It's full of drugs and whores and dirty old men!
14:50Way worse than me!
14:51There's all sorts of scum out there looking to steal your most precious gift.
14:55My Action Bastard action figure?
15:01Your precious loins, boy!
15:05They carry green bags filled with cake and video games.
15:08No young boy can resist the temptation!
15:12Well, at least they'd play with me!
15:15I know, Shin. How about we play hide-and-seek?
15:19You hide and I'll drink.
15:21One, two...
15:22I'll take the dirty old men I don't know...
15:24...three, four...
15:25...over the one that I do.
15:26...five, six...
15:29...seven, eight...
15:31Hello there.
15:33What do you want?
15:34Would you like to see inside this green bag?
15:36It's full of cake and video games.
15:38For the new Game Station 2?
15:47Show me the cake! Show me the game! Show me the cake!
15:49Sure, but first you must answer me this one very important question.
15:52Okay.
15:54Would you prefer a gigantic one-eyed monster with hair or without?
15:57I'm doing research on what kind of design little boys like you prefer.
16:00So if you could come back to my place for a few hours and tell me what you think, that would be super.
16:04There'll be cake, of course, and surprises.
16:06Hey! You're one of those scums who wants to take my Action Bastard action figure!
16:10No, I just want to see how much you enjoy playing with my gigantic one-eyed monster.
16:14Sorry, but I can't talk to strangers unless they have candy.
16:18I bet I can change your mind.
16:20Chen! Ready or not, here I come!
16:23I should find my cough medicine.
16:25Help! Police! This scum won't stop following me!
16:28He wants me to play with his one-eyed monster!
16:32This is just like that very special episode of Action Bastard, Attack of the Perverts.
16:36Hey, little boy, cut that out. There really are video games in this green bag.
16:40Really? And is there cake in there, too?
16:43Wait, that's just another scum trick! I'm gonna get the police!
16:46But you haven't tested my new pink joystick!
16:50Guess I blew it again.
16:52Maybe I need to try cake and action figures, or maybe pie.
16:55Oh, well, I'll just wait around here a while.
16:57If I'm lucky, maybe another little boy will come this way.
17:02On TV, the cops always beat the hell out of child molesters.
17:05I gotta get me some cops.
17:07Cops!
17:08Booze! He ain't in here.
17:11Where did I put my bottle of shin?
17:14Wait a minute.
17:15Help! Police!
17:17Not you again!
17:19But... help...
17:21All right, Shin, what is it this time? Zombies or vampires?
17:29I bumped into this guy on the street who says he works for a video game company,
17:32but he kept saying all these really creepy things about cake and hair,
17:34and I think he's one of my Action Bastard action figures!
17:37That story's really not to your usual standards, Shin.
17:40Okay, be that way! I'll stop him by myself!
17:46Where does he get this stuff?
17:54I just wish I knew where he was!
18:00Hey there, Shin! Do you want to play ball?
18:02Oh, you bet! Sign me up!
18:05Ha!
18:06Huh?
18:07Hmm. Damn it, he ain't in here either.
18:09That little gremlin that tipped me off was wrong.
18:16Now what?
18:20Don't you dare!
18:22Keep that lipstick away from my cake!
18:25Hut! Hut!
18:32Hi!
18:38Oof!
18:40Air ball!
18:43Air ball...
18:45Wake up, Shin! The ball!
18:47What? Got it!
18:49I got it! I got it!
19:02Oh, brilliant! Now go get it!
19:05What? No way! What if some scummy old perverts live there?
19:09Well, yeah, that would be scary.
19:11But actually, I think it's just a sorority house.
19:14Penny Braid!
19:16Hey!
19:18This your ball, little boy?
19:21Get your ass inside, kid. I want to talk to you.
19:25Grandpa never said there were lady perverts.
19:28Don't be a wuss! Just get inside.
19:31I don't hear anything. This is bad.
19:35Yay!
19:37Here, monkey. Have a little drink.
19:39He's a cute monkey.
19:41Come on, cutie monkey. Drink up. It's good.
19:44Let's get the monkey drunk.
19:46Let's all be drunken monkeys.
19:48Hmm. That's Shin.
19:51What if he wasn't lying?
19:53What if the creep's real?
20:01Nice doggy.
20:03Shut up!
20:05Where's that little monster hiding?
20:08I'll find you, you shin!
20:11I'll find you, little boy, when I do your ass is mine!
20:14Shin was right.
20:16Okay, pervert. It's time for a little baton action.
20:19So what do you think's going on in there?
20:21I don't know, but whatever it is, it can't be good.
20:24Drunken monkey! Drunken monkey!
20:28Drunken monkey! Drunken monkey!
20:35Yo! Time to go!
21:06And then I'll party, party, party, party, join us, join us,
21:10party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us,
21:13shake your day away and you can party, party, join us, join us,
21:16party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us,
21:19shake your blues away!
21:24Yo! Break a vacation, huh?
21:27This party's shaking and it ain't just shaking here.
21:30I see that smile you're bringing ear to ear.
21:33Sing this song, you should really sing it clear.
21:36Just sing along with us.
21:41Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us,
21:44party, party, join us, join us, shake your day away and you can
21:47party, party!
21:49Oh, I grabbed your shoe.
21:51Party!
21:52Yeah, no party it is.
21:54Party, party!