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00:001, 2, 3, Hup!
00:04Shin Chan!
00:09Hey, you guys, guess what?
00:11Shin said Inch Man came over and changed his sister's diaper.
00:14What? No way!
00:16My grandma still wears diapers.
00:18I've been thinking. I know this may sound crazy,
00:21but what if Inch Man's secret identity is Principal Inch?
00:24Oh!
00:31It can't be!
00:33No way! If he's Inch Man, I'm the Pope.
00:36Inch Man's too totally awesome to be as lame as Principal Inch.
00:39Yeah, Inch Man rules!
00:41Don't lose your cool, Inch.
00:43They have no idea about your outlook or your unspeakable shame.
00:46Okay, the kids are off to class.
00:48Now to park the bus.
00:52It's the Scented Fairy Alert!
00:54Somebody needs Inch Man's help!
01:00Fourth Floor, Inch Labs, Inch Computer, Inch Toilet.
01:04Third Floor, WMDs, IUDs, STDs.
01:08Second Floor, Comic Books, Pornography, Handy Wipes.
01:11First Floor, Disco Gym, Tiki Room, Gates of Hell, Basement Level.
01:16Prepare for poorly animated superhero transformation sequence.
01:19Begin transformation now.
01:21Inch Change!
01:23Inch Change!
01:27Inch Bus Camouflage, activate!
01:36Look, it's Inch Man!
01:38He saw my wife beat me.
01:40Who the hell is Inch Man?
01:43Fear not, whoever you are.
01:45I'll be there in under five minutes.
01:54Inch Man
02:00Let's just hope the person calling wasn't having a heart attack.
02:03Hey!
02:04Huh?
02:05It's Inch Man!
02:06Will you help me fix my bike?
02:08See? I told you he would come.
02:10Inch Man at your service, ma'am.
02:12You know, they have exercises that could help with that.
02:15I've tried them.
02:17You don't happen to have Superman's number, do you?
02:21Ow!
02:24Do you mind? I'm trying to concentrate.
02:26I know, and I'm trying to calm you down.
02:29It's called acupuncture.
02:31I stab you with something sharp and then you feel good.
02:34Why me?
02:45I'll never get my own series.
02:51Ow!
02:53Inch Man!
02:55I told you, don't do that!
02:57Dude, you're busted! Inch Man is Principal Inch!
03:00What? Uh, no!
03:04Whoa, this thing is fast.
03:06Yeah, almost as fast as I sewed that codpiece into your costume, eh, pocket rocket boy?
03:11You will keep your promise not to tell anyone about my secret identity, right?
03:15Hey, what's this do?
03:17Ah! Chin, don't pull that!
03:20Warning! Ejector seat parachute not yet installed.
03:24Oh, cool.
03:28Yo! Here's some more!
03:33I needs a hero!
03:37Somewhere on the Casca Bay Turnpike, a little girl is dreaming big.
03:42Mr. K?
03:44Mr. K?
03:45Would you care for me to run over another homeless man, miss I?
03:47No, thanks. I want to go to Shin's house.
03:49Oh, we don't have time. You have your junior skull and bones ceremony today.
03:53I'm gonna play hooky like poor kids.
03:55I just can't allow that, miss I.
03:57You know it's my sworn duty to see that your lifestyle of infinite privilege never turns you into one of those spoiled heiresses.
04:02Playing hooky is the first step towards a life full of tabloid feuds, human drink holders, fantastic sex videos.
04:07The Toilet Thinker.
04:09The Toilet Thinker?
04:12Three days ago, you were practicing your swing for that gladiator battle I wanted to have with the Vietnamese workers in the mansion basement.
04:20When suddenly, you decapitated my mom's favorite statue!
04:24The Toilet Thinker.
04:26A priceless original by Rodin's lesser-known rival, Irving Lipschitz.
04:30In a servant's panic, you fixed it with Krazy Glue.
04:33Because we both know that if my mother ever found out, she'd string you up by your testicles until they turned black and fell off like rotted raisins.
04:41And I had big plans for those.
04:44It's your choice, Mr. K.
04:46Do what I say, or have ninos grabbing your sweetbreads like they were green cards in manual labor.
04:53Well, uh, here we are.
04:55Bye.
05:01My quest to win Shin's heart now enters a whole new phase, as I can't seem to convince that hunky, butt-wiggling bad boy to be my child bride.
05:08I'm gonna have to get his father on my side.
05:10Please, miss, don't go in there.
05:12They're nothing but low-class trash, Walmart shoppers, coupon clippers, they even watch Oprah.
05:16Raisins!
05:17I mean, have a lovely time, miss.
05:21Hi.
05:22Please be the liquor store.
05:26Morning, Mrs. Nahara, birth giver of my love.
05:29Good morning, I.
05:31I hate that girl.
05:33You just wait right there, and I'll go wake up Shin, okay?
05:36Um, actually, I'm not here to see Shin, I'm here to see your husband, if you don't mind.
05:40Huh? Are you kidding?
05:45Ah, there's nothing better than sleeping in all weekend after a soul-crushing week of work.
05:50Only whores could make this dream complete.
05:53Hiro, honey, you won't believe this, but Shin's friend Ai is here, and she says she wants to see you.
05:58What? Is she on crack? I don't have time to spend with my own son on the weekends.
06:02Why would I want to hang out with his friend?
06:04She won't take no for an answer. She's creeping me out here.
06:07You realize I was trying to break my personal sleep record.
06:10Why can't you be more supportive of your husband's dreams?
06:12Oh, let's not get started on your dreams, Hiro.
06:15I'm the one who has to watch your PJs.
06:17Time out! Let's talk about what went wrong here.
06:20The sleep-in therapist said that domestic strife can be very damaging to a child's development.
06:24Sorry.
06:26To put a child at ease, parents must work hard to keep an appearance of happiness, though secretly miserable on the inside.
06:31Sounds about right.
06:32You're a dick.
06:33I knew I should have stayed on the toilet.
06:36Oh, good morning, Shin. It's so nice to see you.
06:39Sure, whatever.
06:40Hey, son, why don't you and your girlfriend go play in your room, okay?
06:43Don't you listen to your wife, sir? I've come here to spend time with you today.
06:49I'm Isutome. It's an honor to finally meet you.
06:53Uh, yeah, and I'm Hiro Nohara. Is this some kind of joke?
06:56Okay, hi. It's been great seeing you.
06:58Bye, dad, and good luck.
07:00See you later, Shin, my little bad boy.
07:03Ah, come on, you guys. Don't leave me this way.
07:10I wonder if chanting would work.
07:13Spontaneously combust. Spontaneously combust. Spontaneously combust.
07:16You know any good trivia?
07:17Not really.
07:18Did you know middle-aged salesmen in Japan have particularly high suicide rates?
07:22Well, no, but it makes sense. I'm a salesman, you know.
07:26Wow, that must be tough for you in today's struggling economy.
07:29Yeah, well, I'm taking a few prescriptions.
07:31Never knowing when you'll be laid off after a corporate downsizing?
07:35It can be scary. Why am I spilling my guts to her?
07:39It's like I'm on some cheesy daytime talk show.
07:42Gotta change the subject.
07:43Listen to me blab about the man getting me down. I bet your dad has it just as bad.
07:47Actually, he is the man. He owns several blue-chip companies.
07:51Oh, right. Well, you must be very proud of him, then.
07:58Listen, Ai, maybe we should save this chat for another time, huh?
08:02I'm still a little tired, you know.
08:04Oh, yes, I'm sure being a little cog in the wheel is exhausting.
08:07You need some time to recuperate. Why don't you go back to bed right now?
08:11You know, that's a good idea. I think I'll try it.
08:14Who worse?
08:16Let's get you tucked in.
08:17I appreciate that you're so understanding.
08:19The working poor need their sleep.
08:21Well, okay, nighty-night.
08:22Nighty-night.
08:40Um, sorry, Ai. No offense.
08:42Yes?
08:43I really can't sleep like this.
08:44Oh, I understand completely.
08:46I can never fall asleep without music either.
08:48Just lie down and I'll sing you a lullaby.
08:51Rock-a-bye, hero, on the poor floor.
08:54Shouldn't you be with me and not some dumb whore?
08:58You know, it's funny, but I don't feel like sleeping anymore.
09:01Let's just move on to breakfast, okay?
09:12Right. Oh, third world.
09:18Here you are, hero.
09:19Wow, thank you.
09:20You take one sip of that tea and you die.
09:24Boy, do I love rice.
09:35That sure is a chintzy breakfast for a hard-working salesman.
09:38I'll make you a special breakfast like the Jamaicans cook on Daddy's cruise ship.
09:42Hey, does it come with those little umbrellas?
09:44Just eat your damn rice, hero.
09:50Ah!
09:53No, Hima. It's too late for them.
09:55We have to save ourselves.
10:09If you ever collapse from overwork and slip into a coma,
10:11I swear I'll sponge-bathe you and change your old man diapers.
10:15Eek!
10:17I'll leave you outside on Saturdays and clip your toenails
10:19and clean the bird crap that lands on your face
10:21even when your heartless wife abandons you.
10:23I won't just accept me as your daughter-in-law, please.
10:25Uh, okay. I look forward to that.
10:28Shin, would you bring Mommy her mace?
10:30If father accepts me, I'm one step closer to winning Shin's heart.
10:34My work here is done.
10:36Yes, ma'am. Scalabones ran late again.
10:38Yes.
10:45Oh!
10:46That was fun. We should do it again sometime.
10:48Dear God, I hate that girl.
10:50Can I sleep now?
10:57It's time for another thrilling adventure of Enchman!
11:01Enchman Forever!
11:14Ninety-nine bottles of sake on the wall.
11:17Ninety-nine bottles of sake.
11:19Take one down, pass it down,
11:21and throw up in your briefcase.
11:29Please, I'm not scared of Tiger Woman.
11:31She can dig those claws into me any day
11:33as long as I can poke around in her litter box.
11:41Please don't violate me!
11:43I'm a married man, a boring man.
11:44I like my sex straight, clean, and mostly legal.
11:46I promise I won't call the cops. Just don't touch me.
11:48Married? Then you're no use to me.
11:51Halt, vile villainous!
11:54Enchman, you came so fast.
11:56Get up here.
11:59It's Enchman to the rescue!
12:01And Puckabuckaboy doing sidekick things!
12:05Hey, you watched my wife beat me.
12:07You'll never catch me.
12:10Looks like we robbed her fur the wrong way.
12:13Why'd your tights get tighter?
12:16Enchman!
12:22Why are you sleepy if you don't have a man?
12:25My TiVo and I have a very meaningful relationship.
12:29Why am I tired?
12:30I went to sleep right after the women in prison movie.
12:33Lesbians!
12:35I love strolling down the boardwalk
12:37and pretending my teacher's salary keeps me above the poverty line.
12:41What a rock! I'd kill for that!
12:45And tonight, I just might.
12:48Who said that?
12:49Schizophrenia!
12:52Your vegetable rice balls are surprisingly delicious.
12:57Soft, round, and succulent. That's how I like my balls.
13:00I've been thinking of selling them to my friends.
13:03I've been thinking of selling them as a little side business, you know,
13:05for pocket money when I want to spoil myself.
13:07The tomato rice ball alert!
13:09My tomato is beeping too!
13:11Tomatoes are fruits!
13:20Here I come to save the...
13:25I really got to work on those entrances.
13:30Prepare for scary shadow puppets!
13:32You ruined this kitty's snatch-and-grab.
13:35Walking rocket, you're not helping!
13:38Engine cannon, fire!
13:40Oh, God, it's horrible!
13:41I feel like Lysine in Lunch Lady's hairband!
13:46I will stop her!
13:47Yo, Tiger, me and your ass think you should lay off the doughnuts!
13:50That cat suit looks like a fat suit with all that jelly inside!
13:53Liar!
14:03Hey, this isn't my apartment.
14:06Roofied again?
14:07Ms. Katz is Tiger Woman. Who could have guessed?
14:09Man, I might have a personality disorder, but that lady's got issues.
14:16Hey!
14:17You lost me, you freaking lady!
14:21Now that's just sad.
14:33Ah, that's one thing done.
14:37Where's my SkyMall catalog? It was right here a minute ago.
14:44Dang it!
14:45Hima, did you take the one pleasure in mommy's life that doesn't involve a detachable showerhead?
14:57She's a sadist.
14:59She's asleep.
15:00I guess she couldn't have taken it.
15:12Pretending to sleep, huh?
15:14And hiding magazines under your mattress.
15:18Really, Hima?
15:19What else have you picked up from your father?
15:23Now hand it over or bye-bye breast milk.
15:26Now hand it over or bye-bye breast milk.
15:42Give it!
15:47Come on, Hima! You're supposed to be the one we don't regret!
15:56Hmm.
16:03Oh, Hima, where oh where could you be? I'm so worried!
16:07Gotcha!
16:11Had by a nine-month-old.
16:16You better run!
16:25I can hear you going into the bathroom, bad baby!
16:43You know, if we were in China, you'd be in a dumpster right now.
16:56Whoa!
17:04Ha!
17:18Gotcha!
17:19That jigs up, my little poop machine!
17:22Finally! And only a little bit of Brad spit on it.
17:32Shitty little monster!
17:34We're too poor to order the stuff they could at least let me look!
17:40I hate my kids.
17:46Mommy?
17:47Ah!
17:48Ow!
17:52Ah!
17:54And now for the thrilling conclusion of Enchman, Death to the Franchise!
17:58So who do you think Enchman really is?
18:01This is exactly why we need domestic spying.
18:04My mom made the Enchman undies!
18:06Pocket Rocket Boy is pretty sweet, too.
18:08Well...
18:10Of course I don't know who Enchman is, so stop asking, you can't torture me, I have rights!
18:15Rights are for sissies.
18:18So is it really true, Shin? Is Principal Ench actually Enchman?
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:23Why did I feel paranoid? Of course Shin won't tell.
18:26I dreamt Enchman took me to his Ench cave.
18:28I wonder who he really is.
18:30I could care less.
18:32Looks like my secret's as safe as a dry hump.
18:35Huh? The extinguisher alarm!
18:38Uh-oh!
18:41Yo, what's up?
18:43What, you guys never seen a shoe phone before?
18:45There's trouble downtown. Pocket Rocket Boy, I'm Tiger Woman.
18:49Now is the time to pull on the tights.
18:51Right!
18:56You gals can teach my class, right?
18:59Hand up!
19:15Naked hole!
19:16Couldn't you find a phone book, Shin?
19:19So what's today's big to-do, Enchman?
19:21Evil, pure and simple!
19:24It's like the spotlight dance at Comic-Con!
19:27I find it helps if you pretend the pigs are Nazis.
19:29Tell that to Tiger Woman!
19:32That purse is expensive, isn't it?
19:34Give it to me!
19:37You know, I'm beginning to believe I chose the wrong hobby.
19:40Don't worry, Enchman. Help has arrived.
19:42Hello, Miss Polly, I didn't know you were here.
19:46What are you doing out of class and why are you dressing like that?
19:49I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not Miss Polly.
19:53Armed with courage and deadly butts of steel,
19:56I am the Green Leopard!
19:58But I already have a sidekick.
20:00I was thinking more like villain turned begrudging ally slash love interest.
20:03I have that, too!
20:06Never fear, Principal Ench... I mean, sorry, Enchman!
20:09Your real partner in romantic interest is here!
20:13No criminal can escape!
20:15From the Pink Pussy!
20:17Oh, yeah, the Saintsers are gonna love that one.
20:20I can help! I'm funny, Princess!
20:22I'm Patriot Panda!
20:24I'm the Daddy Lion!
20:25I am a bull!
20:27Fighting for the freedom of all those in the top ten brackets!
20:31How dare you say meow? That's my shtick!
20:33Well, at least I can pull it off without sounding like a 50-year-old stripper at a rotary club.
20:38She's right.
20:39I'm trying to save you embarrassment, kid.
20:41You shouldn't bother acting sexy.
20:43If there's no milkshake in the cups.
20:45Big talk, Miss Silicone Queen!
20:47Okay, ladies, we still got a dracula of beaks to wrangle.
20:51Do you know, Enchman, if you give me a shot, you'll find I'm hard on crime, but very flexible and...
20:55Hey! Pause me!
20:57Daddy Lion's got boobity paws and his mane is silky and soft!
21:01Oh, just come out already!
21:03I hate you, too!
21:04I hate you, mother!
21:05Look at me! I'm riding Ted Kennedy!
21:07Who started all this sidekick crap?
21:10It was you!
21:12You little bastard! I quit!
21:17Yo! Time to go!
21:24Woke up late this morning, a storm was really rolling.
21:28Frogs and dogs are raining from the sky.
21:31Everything seems awkward to me, nothing's just as it should be.
21:34If this keeps on, I'm sure I won't get by.
21:38But then I close my eyes and try to smile.
21:41I know things are bad and getting worse.
21:44But after all this, I can rest a while.
21:48And then I'll party, party, party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us.
21:55Shake your day away and you can party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us.
22:01Shake your blues away!
22:06Yo! We're getting vacation, mom!
22:09This party's shaking and it ain't just shaking here.
22:12I see that smile, you're grinning ear to ear.
22:15Sing this song and you should really sing it clear.
22:18Just sing along with us!
22:23Party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us, party, party, join us, join us.
22:28Shake your day away and you can party, party!
22:31Oh, I failed to shoot.
22:33Party!
22:34Yeah, no party it is.
22:36Party, party!