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00:00Let's do this.
00:02Consider me your Mexican messiah.
00:03I will free you from bad Mexican food.
00:13I think the tortilla could have been a little bit more crispier though.
00:15No, no, no. I think it's perfect the way it is.
00:18Don't get defensive.
00:19No, do I start telling you how to make spotted dick or whatever the hell you make at home?
00:24Yeah, it's in there.
00:27I like to do my eggs in a frying pan.
00:29I know you do yours in a saucepan, which is kind of weird.
00:31I love the fact that you're calling my food weird.
00:33I love that.
00:35Seriously, who is the biggest diva?
00:37Truthfully.
00:39Oh, I knew you were going to point at me.
00:41Who's wearing leopard? Doesn't that tell you something?
00:43Yeah, but you're a discreet diva.
00:45What got you into farming?
00:47Zombies.
00:49I saw 20 Days Later when I was younger
00:51and then started having reoccurring zombie dreams.
00:53Right.
00:55Then I met my husband, who's really big into survival and stuff.
00:57I feel like I should be doing something right now.
00:59Yes, first of all, go fight the beef.
01:01What am I doing?
01:03Quick question, Gordon.
01:05You're arguably the most famous chef on the planet
01:07and I've got to guess that means that your knives are sharp.
01:09Razor.
01:11Razor sharp.
01:13I swear to God.
01:15I could lift your jeans up now and shave your calf.
01:17It's quite heavy too.
01:19Well, it's all in the handle.
01:21Because if you're comfortable with the handle, the blade takes care of itself.
01:24You need to f***ing hold that handle firm.
01:26Are you comfortable with that?
01:28Are you comfortable with this?
01:30I need a little space here.
01:32No, no, no.
01:34I can't hear you.
01:36Jesus.
01:38Yeah.
01:40It's getting it off, Gordon.
01:42Should I get it out?
01:44Yeah.
01:46What the f***?
01:48You said those days have gone.
01:50No, no, no. I'm dumber than ever.
01:53He's your biggest fan.
01:55Hi, Mom.
01:57What's Mom's name?
01:59Susan.
02:01Susan, I love you.
02:03What's so special about? Is it lasagna?
02:05She's going to cry.
02:07She really will.
02:09I love to dance like I know you're a big fan of dancing.
02:11I can't dance.
02:13I saw you on MasterChef Junior, brother.
02:15You were a hot mess.
02:17I've never seen a guy actually go against the rhythm so much in my life.
02:19I know I can't dance.
02:22No, no. Drinking, but not dancing.
02:24Every time I do dance, my daughters think I'm having a fit.
02:26She wanted to put water in the pan.
02:28What?
02:30No, I didn't know.
02:32She's trying to downplay me as a chef.
02:34Did he go down on one knee to propose?
02:36Was he romantic?
02:38I can't imagine him being romantic.
02:40You want to know how it happened?
02:42We were actually hunting in New Zealand
02:44because we're very big into sustainable meat.
02:46He shot this one tar.
02:48It was across his ravine.
02:50It fell into a ravine down in a river.
02:52And then proposed to you?
02:54No, not yet.
02:56It rained the day before.
02:58We were like, oh my God, the goat's going to get washed away
03:00so we run down the mountain as fast as we can to get there.
03:02The goat is at the bottom of a waterfall
03:04with the arrow sticking straight up.
03:06It's the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
03:08He put the ring on the end of the bow.
03:10What?
03:12He put the ring on the end of the bow.
03:14You're almost there.
03:16He put the ring in the eyeball.
03:19Always crack open a flat surface.
03:21Super important.
03:23I've never heard that.
03:25Because everyone else goes on the side.
03:27What that does, it sends shell in.
03:29Right.
03:31Into the egg.
03:33Can I do four?
03:35Can you?
03:37You can.
03:39And crack.
03:41A lot harder than cracking a pumpkin.
03:43We're going to the bowl first.
03:45Oh, shit.
03:48Not only are you a prolific judge standing alongside me
03:50on a daily basis,
03:52but you are the Mexican James Bond of cuisine.
03:54Where does that come from?
03:56Well, I just think the idea of being this good looking
03:58and talented, you can probably blame my parents for that.
04:00A little bird told me this morning
04:02that you were voted
04:04from People Magazine
04:06one of the most beautiful people in the world.
04:08Did you stuff the ballot box?
04:10No, I think I started stuffing myself after that fame,
04:12but that was 10 years and 40 pounds ago.
04:14Did you know that ducks have stunt vaginas?
04:17Duck have what?
04:19They have like little stunt vaginas.
04:21Naughty bastards, seriously.
04:23First of all, congratulations on number one.
04:27Amazing.
04:29Cooking skills on a scale of one to ten, where are we?
04:31Give me an eight.
04:33I mean, I feel like I'm a seven.
04:35I'll take that.
04:37Give me a six and a half.
04:39You're a three.
04:41I think I might be.
04:43Maybe a four.
04:45Ladies, relax.
04:47Otherwise, we'll be having an early pregnancy.
04:49So you're feeling a lot better?
04:51I'm not feeling any better.
04:53I'm in my damn 40s, Gordon.
04:55It's awful.
04:57It's bad enough for anyone to be in their 40s,
04:59but I'm Steve-O in my 40s.
05:01It's fucking awful.
05:03I'm in a jam.
05:05Oh, shit.
05:07You are fucking kidding me.
05:09I cannot believe that.
05:11Rhonda has set the alarms off.
05:14Now you're taking a piss.
05:16I'm finished.
05:18Put the avocado on.
05:20Do you know what it means, testicle in Aztec?
05:22So the Aztec language,
05:24the word avocado means testicle.
05:26Put that in your next book.
05:28You are the winner.
05:30And as your prize, I'm going to mess up your hair.
05:32And you have the belt.
05:34Okay, fine.
05:36We'll do it that way.
05:38Wow.
05:40And you get a sash.
05:43Oh, my lord.
05:45Scrambled champion.
05:47Of 2019.
05:49Who would have thought?
05:51I see you don't appreciate your crown,
05:53but you have your sash.
05:55We need to have a little...
05:57We'll practice your wave maybe first.
05:59So you wave like that.
06:01Like the queen does.
06:03You just flick them off.
06:05You put it off eggs.
06:07I have less eggs than you.
06:09It's okay.
06:12Maybe...
06:16Maybe we can continue this and sort of...
06:18Yeah, yeah.
06:20I'm going to smooth it all together.
06:22Yes.
06:24I'm gluing it back.
06:26I'll put that back on the stove.
06:28Alright.
06:30You know, I think we can make this look a little different.
06:32Can we make you look more like a superstar?
06:34Please.
06:36One, two, three.
06:38There you go.
06:40Yes!
06:42Look at that.
06:44Christ almighty.
06:46That's a superstar in the kitchen.
06:48This smells so good, but unfortunately
06:50it's your food that smells really good.
06:52Now I'm getting a bit of color on there.
06:54And before the fold,
06:56Stevo, I'm going to lightly,
06:58okay, lightly
07:00put that...
07:02Alright.
07:04You're a good cook, man. You should do this for a living.
07:07Do you want to f***ing arm wrestle?
07:09Let's f***ing do it.
07:11Let's go, bitch.
07:13Now here they are going lefty.
07:15And Gordon looks like he's done this before.
07:17Here we go.
07:19A kiss on the hand.
07:21And now, I don't even know.
07:23He pulled her toward him.
07:25Now it's like a fireman's carry.
07:27There's a lot of tension here
07:29between Rhonda and Gordon.
07:31Now there's a Heimlich thing going,
07:33which is not good.
07:36Your chef should know that move.
07:44Rhonda is calling for help.
07:46And now, wham! Down he would have gone.
07:48Gordon may have won the arm wrestling,
07:50folks, but I think Rhonda would have
07:52taken him down, and that might have been
07:54the end of Gordon Ramsay.
08:06You
08:08You