SML Movie Junior The Snack Dealer!

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Transcript
00:00All right Crafts, today we're going to be learning about supply and demand.
00:07Supply and demand is a very crucial part of business.
00:10Let me give you an example.
00:12Today I was on my way to Crafts and I stopped by the egg roll store to get some egg rolls.
00:17I ordered ten egg rolls and they only had one egg roll.
00:21So their supply did not meet the demand.
00:24So I go outside and I start writing.
00:26We want egg rolls! We want egg rolls!
00:29Say it with me Crafts! We want egg rolls!
00:31We want egg rolls! We want egg rolls!
00:36Oh man, those egg rolls are making me hungry. Good thing I brought Doritos.
00:39Hey Junior, can I have those chips? I forgot my lunch and I'm really hungry.
00:43Can you have these chips? If you want them, you've got to work for them, baby girl.
00:46Give me them lips for these chips.
00:47Ew, no Junior!
00:48Let me suck on them toes for these Doritos.
00:50Junior, gross!
00:51Get on your knees for this nacho cheese.
00:53Oh my God, how about I give you five dollars for the chips?
00:55Five dollars for these chips?
00:57Yeah.
00:58I can't wait to go, but sure.
01:00Go get them.
01:01Oh, you're such a jerk!
01:02Oh my God, I made five dollars off of chips and I still have a candy bar I can eat.
01:07Oh man, I can't wait to eat my chocolate bar.
01:09Did you say chocolate bar?
01:11Yeah.
01:12Dude, you know I love chocolate. I'll give you a dollar for it.
01:14A dollar?
01:15Yeah!
01:16Okay.
01:17Go get it.
01:18Dude!
01:19I just made six dollars off of snacks and I still have Skittles I can eat.
01:24Oh man, I can't wait to taste the rainbow.
01:26Ew, are those Skittles?
01:27Yeah.
01:28Well, if anybody's gonna taste the rainbow, it's me and Ken.
01:30We're nothing but rainbow.
01:31I'll give you a dollar for them.
01:32A dollar?
01:33Yeah!
01:34Okay!
01:35Can you hand them to me instead of just throwing them on the floor like you did last time?
01:38Go get it.
01:39Okay.
01:40I just made seven dollars in an hour!
01:42That's more than minimum wage!
01:44I'm gonna become the snack dealer.
01:46Ew, he said it!
01:47He said the title!
01:48Oh man, I can't wait to grab more snacks to make more money at school.
01:54Chef Bibi, what is this?
01:55A box of blueberry muffins.
01:56Wrong!
01:57It's an empty box of blueberry muffins.
01:59Okay.
02:00I need you to go buy more because we need more snacks.
02:02I don't have any money, Junior!
02:03Just go and ask your dad!
02:05Hey, uh, dad?
02:07What do you want, Junior?
02:08I'm trying to watch TV.
02:09Well, we ran out of snacks in the pantry and I was wondering if you could go to the store and buy more snacks.
02:13No!
02:14I'm not buying any more snacks!
02:15Look, I don't have any money!
02:16You don't have any money?
02:17Well, then how do you pay the light bills and stuff?
02:19I know you have money.
02:20Can you just go buy more snacks?
02:21I'm not buying any more snacks, Junior!
02:22And you better not touch my snacks either!
02:24Your snacks?
02:25Yeah!
02:26My snacks!
02:27They're in my snack drawer.
02:28I have a secret snack drawer.
02:29Open that drawer over there!
02:30Okay.
02:35Yeah, yeah.
02:36That's my secret snack drawer.
02:37And you better not touch any of my candy!
02:39Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom!
02:44Alright, guys!
02:45I got some more snacks!
02:46Junior, where are you getting all these snacks from?
02:48Where's your face getting all those pimples from?
02:50Okay.
02:51Look, it's from my dad's snack stash.
02:52Do you want anything?
02:53Well, does he know you're selling them?
02:54Does your mom know she's overweight?
02:55Okay.
02:56Look, what do you want?
02:57Well, those sour Skittles look pretty good.
02:59I'll give you a dollar for them.
03:00A pleasure doing business with you, Cody.
03:03Why?
03:04Go get them.
03:05Joseph, you want anything?
03:06Oh, dude, is that a Pop-Tart?
03:07It sure is!
03:08What flavor is it?
03:09Uh, whatever one you'll buy.
03:11Strawberry?
03:12It's definitely strawberry.
03:13Oh, you know I love strawberry, dude!
03:15Alright.
03:16Pleasure doing business with you.
03:17Go get it!
03:18Come on, I was about to get it!
03:20Hey, Penelope, you see anything you want on this desk?
03:22No, Junior.
03:23I brought my lunch today.
03:24You brought your lunch?
03:25What did you bring?
03:26Carrot sticks and hummus.
03:27That sounds gross.
03:28You sound like you need some blueberry muffins or some Starburst.
03:30I'm trying to be healthy, Junior.
03:32Oh, when you're 40 years old, you're going to be fat, ugly, and divorced anyway.
03:34What's it matter?
03:35Hmm.
03:36You're right.
03:37What?
03:38Is that a dollar?
03:39Yeah.
03:40You gave me five dollars yesterday.
03:41They paid a dollar!
03:42Well, those are the homies.
03:43That's homie pricing.
03:44Bros before hoes.
03:45And you're definitely the second word.
03:46Ugh!
03:47Before?
03:48Here.
03:49Okay, yeah.
03:50Throw in a Starburst.
03:51Oh, you're killing me, Mommy.
03:52Look.
03:53Go get them.
03:54Ugh!
03:55Junior, you're going to lose customers if you keep throwing everyone's food on the floor.
03:58Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
03:59Okay.
04:00I already made seven dollars!
04:01Exactly what I made yesterday!
04:02Oh, I can make more.
04:03Hey, Jeffy, you want any snacks?
04:05Snacks?
04:06I don't want any snacks.
04:07What you got?
04:08I have Cheetos and zebra cakes.
04:09Oh, I'll do the Cheetos.
04:10Give me a dollar.
04:11All right.
04:12Here you go.
04:13Pleasure doing business with you, Jeffy.
04:15Go get them.
04:16Why'd you do that?
04:17Hey, Junior, I'll take those zebra cakes for a dollar.
04:20All right.
04:21Give me the dollar.
04:22All right.
04:23Pleasure doing business with you.
04:26Oh, I dropped them.
04:27Go, go, go, get them.
04:28Five, six, seven, eight, nine.
04:30I made nine dollars today!
04:31Business is good!
04:32All right, guys.
04:33I'll be back tomorrow with more snacks.
04:35This was not strawberry, dude.
04:36No returns.
04:40All right, guys.
04:41I went to the store, and using the money I made from the last few days, I bought a bunch
04:44of snacks.
04:45So I got the supply.
04:46Now where's the demand?
04:48Oh, Junior.
04:49Are those nerds?
04:50Yeah, they are, Cody.
04:51It's the candy named after you.
04:52Okay, Junior.
04:53I'm insulted, but here's a dollar.
04:54I want them.
04:55Okay.
04:56Now could you please just hand them to me?
04:59Does anybody else want anything?
05:01All right, Crash.
05:02I am pissed.
05:03Why am I so pissed off?
05:05Because yesterday, after Crash, I was walking around the room, and I find this.
05:12And I know what you're thinking.
05:14What is this?
05:15It's trash from someone eating in Crash.
05:18And now there's ants and shit running around the Crash room.
05:21So now I have a new rule.
05:23No eating in Crash.
05:25And if I catch you eating in Crash, you're going to be suspended.
05:29No crashes.
05:30What?
05:31Looks like you're out of business, Junior.
05:32No, dude.
05:33I really wanted a candy bar.
05:34I really wanted Cool Ranch Doritos.
05:36Guys, guys, guys.
05:37I'm not out of business.
05:38We just have to be really sneaky, right?
05:40So if you eat your food, just eat it in your desk, and throw your trash away, okay?
05:44So what do you want?
05:45Oh, I want Snickers, dude.
05:46Okay, you want Cool Ranch Doritos?
05:47Yeah.
05:49I want to put my money in the grave.
05:51I really got to put a couple Snickers in your place.
05:54All right, guys.
05:55Don't get caught with your snacks, and I'll see you tomorrow.
06:02All right, guys.
06:03I got more snacks.
06:04What do you want?
06:05You're not even trying to hide it, are you, Junior?
06:06Well, the teacher's not in the classroom yet, so I'm trying to sell it before class.
06:08What do you want?
06:09Ooh, I want a Cosmic Brownie.
06:10Okay.
06:11Is that a Reese's I smell?
06:12Yeah, I have Reese's.
06:13Ooh, I'll take a Honey Bun between your buns, Junior.
06:16All right, I'll give everyone.
06:17All right.
06:18Did everybody get what they wanted?
06:19Mm-hmm.
06:20Yeah, dude!
06:21I wanted this between your buttcheeks in case that wasn't clear.
06:23Class!
06:24I am so pissed off!
06:25I'm more pissed off today than I've ever been pissed off in my life.
06:29Yesterday, after saying no eating in class, I find this, which means no eating in class!
06:36So I had no choice but to hire a snack police.
06:39Get in here!
06:40Hey, there.
06:41I'm the snack police.
06:42I mean, I'm actually a real cop, but I'm just here to crack down on snack.
06:46I don't want to see anybody eating snacks in class.
06:48Snack is whack.
06:49Yeah, and if we find you eating snack in class, we're going to charge you with possession of snacks!
06:55And maybe even intention to distribute if I have probable cause.
06:58Yes, so don't let us find you having any snacks in your possession!
07:02Uh-oh!
07:05Oh, no!
07:07You're giving me all your snacks, Junior?
07:08So, do you have any possible suspects?
07:11Hmm, I have some idea.
07:14Excuse me, sir.
07:15What's up?
07:16Well, I couldn't help but notice all the snacks on your desk.
07:18They're not mine.
07:19Oh, yeah, that's what they all say.
07:20No, my friend gave them to me.
07:22Oh, yeah? Who's your friend?
07:23I ain't no snitch!
07:24All right, well, I'm going to have to arrest you for possession of snacks, especially because the board says no eating in class.
07:29But I'm not eating them in class. I haven't even opened anything.
07:32Hmm, you got me.
07:33You got me.
07:34You know what? Change the board to say no snacks in class.
07:37All right, now I'm going to arrest you for possession of snacks.
07:39Well, that's not fair because the board says no eating and I'm not eating.
07:42The teacher hasn't even said no snacks in class and I already brought them into class.
07:46Hmm, you're good. You should be a lawyer.
07:49But I'm still going to arrest you for intention to distribute because there's no way you're going to eat all these by yourself.
07:53All right, that's okay. I ain't scared of nothing. I ain't scared to drop the soap.
07:56Whoa, Junior, Jeffy just got arrested.
07:58But he's a real one. He didn't snitch. Dealing on the streets are hard.
08:01Dude, what are you going to do? You lost all your product.
08:03I'll get more. We just have to be more sneaky.
08:05Just don't get caught. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
08:09All right, guys, I got a new plan. I'm going to sell the snacks out of my backpack so I don't get caught.
08:12What do you want, Cody?
08:13No, it's okay, Junior. I already bought a snack.
08:15You already bought a snack? From who?
08:16From the new dealer.
08:17New dealer?
08:18He's so hot.
08:19You bought a snack from him too?
08:20Yeah.
08:21Oh, man, I wish I was at Three Musketeers.
08:23But who's the new dealer?
08:24What's up, Junior?
08:25Little T, what are you doing here?
08:27Oh, man, I'm selling snacks at school and I'm making a killing.
08:32What do you think you're doing?
08:34I'm doing my thing. What do you think you're doing?
08:36I'm selling my snacks, trying to make a living.
08:38So you better get stepping because it's my block.
08:40No, no, no. This is my block.
08:42I've been moving a lot of product over here.
08:44So this is mine.
08:45See, I've been selling snacks on this block for days now.
08:47You just can't come up here and ruin our homie's business.
08:49Oh, okay, okay.
08:50What snacks you sold today?
08:52Well, I haven't sold any today because Chef PeePee woke up late and he had to brush his teeth.
08:55We got stuck in traffic, so you got here early.
08:56Oh, okay. Early bird gets the worm.
08:59Unless the bird gets shot.
09:00What you trying to say? What you trying to say?
09:02I'm trying to say my snacks are better.
09:03Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:04My snacks smell bad.
09:06Snickers!
09:07What? You trying to go to war, huh?
09:09Oh, yeah, we can go to war.
09:10If you're feeling froggy, then leave.
09:11Ribbit, ribbit.
09:12All right, class.
09:14So we changed the board to say no snacks in class
09:18because apparently there was some confusion yesterday.
09:21Yeah, we made an arrest yesterday, too.
09:23And we're pretty sure it was the snack kingpin.
09:25So hopefully there's not going to be any more snack dealing going on.
09:28But don't try anything because I got eyes like a bat.
09:31You better not snitch.
09:33No, I don't snitch. I just murk fools.
09:35Good luck with that, fool.
09:37Okay, yeah, we'll see about that.
09:39I'm going to kill him.
09:40Junior, it's just snacks.
09:42No, I'm going to kill him.
09:43I'm going to shoot him.
09:44No, Junior, don't shoot him.
09:45Don't throw your life away over snacks.
09:47You don't understand, Cody.
09:48This is my life now.
09:49I'm married to the streets.
09:50Man, I got so much money.
09:52I'm about to Abraham Lincoln this fool.
09:54You shot him!
09:56Why did you shoot him?
09:57What's wrong with you?
09:58I'm crazy.
09:59You guys better not snitch on me or you'll be next.
10:02Oh my God, oh my God, okay?
10:04Stay with me, you're going to be okay.
10:05I got shot, man.
10:06Who shot you?
10:07It was.
10:08Yeah?
10:09It was.
10:10Yeah?
10:11I ain't no snitch.
10:12No!
10:14Snitches get snitches!
10:17I'm going to find out who shot you.
10:19And I'm going to avenge you, I promise.
10:21All right, that's it.
10:22Who did it?
10:23Huh?
10:24Huh?
10:25All right, I'm going to search every desk and every backpack
10:27until I find the weapon.
10:28Oh no!
10:29Hey, you, kid, let me search your backpack.
10:31Why?
10:32Because I want to know what's in it.
10:33It's just a bunch of school stuff.
10:34All right, then show me.
10:35Okay, let me just reach into my backpack.
10:39You don't want to do this, kid.
10:40I have nothing to live for.
10:41Well, neither do I.
10:42I got an ugly wife.
10:43I got 60 jobs.
10:44I don't care if I die.
10:45Go ahead and shoot me.
10:46Pull the trigger.
10:47I'm not scared.
10:48Come on, watch.
10:49Do it.
10:50Pull the trigger.
10:51I don't care.
10:52Look, I'll do it for you.
10:53I can't do it.
10:54Yeah, I know, because you don't have the guts.
10:56And to be honest, neither did I.
10:58I was scared beyond belief there.
11:00I can't actually believe I did that.
11:02I'm a badass.
11:03Look, I didn't mean for it to get this far.
11:05I was just trying to sell some candy.
11:07I know.
11:08I know, kid.
11:09It's okay.
11:10We're going to get you some help.
11:11Come on.
11:12Hey, junior, what kind of punishment did they give you?
11:14Yeah, dude.
11:15They suspended me for three days.
11:16Oh, junior, they really threw the book at you.
11:18Yeah, it's going to be on my permanent record for life.
11:20Oh, colleges aren't going to like that.
11:22Yeah, my dad's really mad.
11:23Where are you guys going to get your snacks at now?
11:25I'm trying to quit this stuff.
11:26Yeah, me too, dude.
11:27My stomach hurts.
11:28Hey, Joseph, I'm going to fart Cody's face.
11:30Oh, dude, dude, it's going to be so gross.
11:32Hey, Cody.
11:33Yeah?
11:37That's good.
11:38That's a good toot.

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