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00:00:27Well if mom came this way she probably found the same roadblock
00:00:31Maybe Lincoln's place is somewhere around here. I should ask for directions
00:00:45Proud home of Air Force Juan. There's an airfield down the road
00:00:54Maybe we should read the inscription first
00:00:57Whosoever pulls Excalibur from its resting stone should they be proven worthy
00:01:03Shall earn by divine right the rule of the farmlands and become the once and future king of the farmers
00:01:16Maybe we should figure out how to become worthy of this thing
00:01:21Eagle Rock Trail the meanest trail for the most hardened hikers
00:01:27I
00:01:29Can't fix it with my bare hands
00:01:38Yeah, let me just pull out my engineering degree and get to work on that bridge
00:01:44Yeah, let me just pull out my engineering degree and get to work on that bridge
00:01:56It's
00:01:59A magazine
00:02:00Mystery meet monthly by chef Mike. Oh, what's this? Oh
00:02:05There's a sample of gloopy attached
00:02:07It's from the CWC a the chicken wing contest association
00:02:22It's from the CWC a the chicken wing contest association
00:02:27Thanks for lending me your farm and some of your chickens for New Mexico's first ridiculously oversized wing eating contest
00:02:34You'll be duly compensated for your contribution
00:02:37You'll be duly compensated for your contribution
00:02:49It's from H J Garrick, thank you sir for inviting me to this chicken wing eating contest
00:02:55You bet I'm up for the challenge, but you better watch out once I run out of wings
00:03:07You bet I'm up for the challenge, but you better watch out once I run out of wings
00:03:12Roscoe il mio amico
00:03:14We would be delighted to assist you in your chicken venture. You'll find our loan terms quite reasonable
00:03:19Cari saluti your friend Frank
00:03:22Dear Mr. Roscoe, we are saddened to hear of the incident between your chicken and your wife. We are sorry to inform you that this incident has been reported to the CWC.
00:03:34Vote Eliza, no pain, no grain
00:03:37Dear Mr. Roscoe, we are saddened to hear of the incident between your chickens and Mr. Garrick. The fact remains that we cannot be held liable for his actions. This matter can only be settled between the affected parties. Best wishes, CWCA.
00:04:07Vote Eliza, no pain, no grain
00:04:14Roscoe this is already your second loan. I'm not saying we have a problem on our hands
00:04:20But you know how these things work. We hope your new cow venture is more profitable than your chicken venture
00:04:26Awaiting your response, your acquaintance Frank Cooper
00:04:37Hi Roscoe, it's Garrick.
00:04:43I'm sorry man, those chickens were just too tasty and the chicken eaters were even better.
00:04:47I couldn't help myself.
00:04:49Always yours, Garrick.
00:04:53Signore Roscoe, it appears we have an issue to settle in regards to your last pagamento.
00:05:08You see, Rhino Co. is not a charity service and we expect our clients to pay in full and
00:05:14on time.
00:05:16Here's Mr. Frank Cooper, CEO of Rhino Co.
00:05:31From Paul Bellotto, Attorney at Law.
00:05:33Dear Roscoe, this is an easy win and we'll be sure to bring in compensation for your
00:05:39lost chickens and contestants.
00:05:41Mr. Garrick won't know what hit him.
00:05:44We'll be in touch.
00:05:56Hey Roscoe, big guy, where are my eggs?
00:05:59How am I supposed to make spicy raging omelets without them?
00:06:03You know I can't get them from my I-can't-believe-they're-not-chickens-anymore.
00:06:06Not since you told them they're actually dogs.
00:06:21From Paul Bellotto, Attorney at Law.
00:06:23Dear Roscoe, we are ashamed to report that any lawsuit against Mr. Garrick is doomed
00:06:28to failure.
00:06:29However, that loan shark you told me about should prove much easier to deal with.
00:06:33We've already scheduled a meeting with Mr. Cooper tomorrow, so expect to hear back from
00:06:37us soon.
00:06:50Dear Roscoe, I recommend not pursuing any legal action against Mr. Cooper.
00:06:54Furthermore, I'm taking a trip to the Everglades, completely willingly and under no threats.
00:06:59Sincerely, Paul, please call the cops, Bellotto.
00:07:14Mr. Roscoe, Frank's patience is running thin.
00:07:18You've missed several payments, and we're now forced to take back what is rightfully
00:07:21ours.
00:07:22If you know what's good for you and don't want to suffer an accident, wait for my arrival.
00:07:28Rhino Co. Liquidator and Loan Enforcer, Marco DeLuca.
00:07:45It's from the CWCA, the Chicken Wing Contest Association.
00:07:49Thanks for lending me your farm and some of your chickens!
00:07:52For New Mexico's first ridiculously oversized wing-eating contest, you'll be duly compensated
00:07:58for your contribution.
00:08:11It's from H.J. Garrick.
00:08:13Thank you, sir, for inviting me to this chicken wing eating contest.
00:08:17You bet I'm up for the challenge, but you better watch out once I run out of wings!
00:08:37Well strike me blind, if it isn't little Betty Anderson!
00:08:42My my, but how you've grown!
00:08:45I'm pretty sure I've been the same size for as long as I can remember.
00:08:48Wait, you know me?
00:08:49Oh, I see what you're doing.
00:08:52Pretending to have lost your memories again, hey?
00:08:55I'm not pretending!
00:08:56I have actually lost all my memories!
00:08:59You know what's gotten lost for real?
00:09:01Burda!
00:09:02That poor old cow is nowhere to be found since your last visit to the farm!
00:09:07What are you talking about?
00:09:08Nice try, Betty, but you're not fooling old Roscoe anymore.
00:09:13Oh, and if you want to take picky on another one of your scavenger hunts, tough luck!
00:09:20She's grounded in the barn.
00:09:24I'm looking for my mom.
00:09:25Have you seen her?
00:09:27She might be around here looking for some guy named Lincoln Porter.
00:09:31I haven't seen our mayor in ages.
00:09:33Lincoln.
00:09:34Why is that name so familiar?
00:09:37Lincoln.
00:09:38Lincoln.
00:09:39Oh, the airfield's ace!
00:09:43Yeah, best pilot these eyes have ever seen.
00:09:46Well, that was until your mom and he had that... thing.
00:09:53Thing?
00:09:54What thing?
00:09:55You know, when two adults are having a... roll in the hay.
00:10:05Mom would never do that.
00:10:07She'd get her suit all dirty.
00:10:09I'm not talking about actual hay, Betty.
00:10:13They've been, uh, doing squat for us in the Cucumber Patch.
00:10:17Couldn't they just do that at the gym?
00:10:23I'm trying to say she was having her corn ground.
00:10:28I don't know how someone could have fun with corn.
00:10:34Ooh, unless you turn it into popcorn.
00:10:37You're not getting it.
00:10:38Ever heard of buttering the biscuit?
00:10:42Biscuit?
00:10:43What are we even talking about anymore?
00:10:46They were getting primaled, Betty.
00:10:48Primaled!
00:10:51Wait, when did we start talking about dinosaurs?
00:10:54Fornicating, Betty!
00:10:55They were fornicating!
00:10:58Ew!
00:11:00You take that back, mister!
00:11:02My mom would never, ever do something like that!
00:11:07Aren't you evidence to the contrary?
00:11:11Never, I say!
00:11:13End of story!
00:11:15Anyway, I haven't seen him for a very long while.
00:11:19Who knows?
00:11:20Maybe he left town or something.
00:11:22How would he leave town?
00:11:24The bridge is out.
00:11:25You know, Betty, a lack of a bridge isn't much of an obstacle for a pilot.
00:11:31Anyway, where do you think he went?
00:11:35Not a lot of options left.
00:11:37You got the airfield, but that's been abandoned for months.
00:11:41Then there's the hiking trails, but you'd have to be crazy to wander around there.
00:11:47Let's say I want to look for Lincoln in those trails.
00:11:50Without a map, how would I find my way around?
00:11:53Let me tell you.
00:11:54If you go there, you'll either get lost, get eaten by a wild critter, or fall off a cliff and break your neck.
00:12:01Say, now, if you're looking for someone, I could lend you my Star Trekker picket.
00:12:09Uh-oh, I hear a butt coming.
00:12:11But, since you've been pranking me for so many years, I figure you owe me one, or two, or three!
00:12:18Crapbaskets!
00:12:19Let me see.
00:12:21Why don't you go fix the welcome sign at the edge of town?
00:12:26I've been meaning to do that for a while, but you might as well take care of it.
00:12:32Oh, and you remember Bertha, right?
00:12:35No?
00:12:37Doesn't matter.
00:12:38I don't know what you did with her, but you're gonna get her back.
00:12:42She's probably pretty ornery, so take this.
00:12:49Just one question.
00:12:50Who the heck is Peaky?
00:12:52Peaky?
00:12:54Peaky?
00:12:55She's just about the best trekker in the whole county!
00:12:58Oh, she's a doggie!
00:13:00I love doggies!
00:13:01Are you okay, Betty?
00:13:03Did you hit your head harder this time?
00:13:08So, what do you do around here?
00:13:10Really, Betty?
00:13:12Okay, I'll play along.
00:13:14What do you think I do around here?
00:13:17Uh, farm stuff?
00:13:21I'm a poultry farmer!
00:13:24Chickens?
00:13:25Cool!
00:13:26Where are they?
00:13:27Where are you, little...
00:13:32Have you been to town lately?
00:13:33Nah, there's really no reason for me to go into town anymore.
00:13:38I'd rather stay here and keep my animals safe.
00:13:42Why are you worried about the animals not being safe?
00:13:45Around this time last year, I saw some scumbag with a hood skulking around my barn.
00:13:53Wait, so?
00:13:55Not many people just wander up here, so I got suspicious.
00:14:00I headed out to confront him, but before I could do that,
00:14:04I saw a man with a gun.
00:14:08So I got suspicious.
00:14:09I headed out to confront him, but before I could reach the barn,
00:14:13there was a huge flash of light and a massive kaboom.
00:14:17Scared the life out of me.
00:14:19By the time I got my witch back, the bastard was gone.
00:14:23But he left a calling card.
00:14:25Poor Flora.
00:14:27She was picky as mom.
00:14:29That hooded scumbag butchered her.
00:14:32I'll never forget that sight.
00:14:35Did you know that everyone in town lost their memories?
00:14:38Oh, come on, Betty. Not that one again.
00:14:42Huh?
00:14:43Look, the everyone in town has amnesia prank wasn't funny the first time you tried it.
00:14:49And it hasn't been funny the last 20 times either.
00:14:53I'm pretty sure I've never done that.
00:14:56Plus, I'm telling the truth.
00:14:59Uh-huh.
00:15:01So you haven't noticed anyone acting weird?
00:15:04Like I said, haven't been to town in a while.
00:15:07But don't you have to deliver the milk?
00:15:10I haven't received a milk order in over a year.
00:15:13Last time I was in town, everyone was eating some goopy stuff.
00:15:18These town folk and their fancy diets, I tell you.
00:15:22Why don't we talk about something else?
00:15:26Why'd you get so worked up when I mentioned the chickens?
00:15:29I don't want to talk about it.
00:15:31Why not?
00:15:32Because remembering that day hurts, Betty.
00:15:35All of them are gone.
00:15:37All of them.
00:15:39You know, sometimes it helps to talk about this kind of thing.
00:15:42They were devoured right before my eyes.
00:15:48Well, isn't that their purpose in life?
00:15:52Well, isn't that their purpose in life?
00:15:55To be eaten?
00:15:57But not like that, Betty.
00:15:59Not like that.
00:16:00Enough.
00:16:01No, really.
00:16:02What's the difference?
00:16:03Enough!
00:16:09So, what are you cooking up this time?
00:16:15Can you tell me more about Lincoln?
00:16:17What's in it for me?
00:16:20The sooner I get answers, the sooner I'll be on my way.
00:16:25Go ahead.
00:16:29Tell me more about his relationship with my mom.
00:16:32Well, I can tell you how it all began.
00:16:35It was the middle of July a couple years back.
00:16:38The airfield had just been built.
00:16:40And naturally, the mayor was going to inaugurate it.
00:16:44Had the red ribbon and everything ready.
00:16:48Then one of the planes performing for the event starts showing off.
00:16:52Capping it all within a milliman turn.
00:16:55And cutting right through the ribbon before Eliza could get to it.
00:16:59Ruined the whole thing for her.
00:17:01Oof.
00:17:03I'm guessing she didn't take that very well.
00:17:06Oh, you have no idea.
00:17:08That fight was legendary.
00:17:11They were at each other's throats for hours on end.
00:17:15Okay, but how did all that result in a relationship?
00:17:19Well, you already know the rest.
00:17:22Stop! Not again!
00:17:27What was Lincoln's job at the airfield?
00:17:30He was a pilot.
00:17:31I mean, aside from the obvious.
00:17:33Like what kind of pilot?
00:17:35A plane pilot.
00:17:39Not as funny when you're the one on the receiving end, eh?
00:17:43Something useful, would you?
00:17:45Oh, alright.
00:17:46He used to pilot that flying boat.
00:17:48Well, until the accident, that is.
00:17:51Not long after that happened,
00:17:53the military evacuated the airfield and shut the whole thing down.
00:17:58Last time I saw him, well,
00:18:00it was out of his mind.
00:18:02Ranting and raving.
00:18:04It's all the ghost's fault, if you ask me.
00:18:07Ghost? What ghost?
00:18:09Didn't you know?
00:18:12Haunted?
00:18:14If you get close enough,
00:18:16you can hear this ghastly voice
00:18:18singing in a language that creeps the hell out of me.
00:18:24What do you think happened to him?
00:18:26I don't know him very well, honestly.
00:18:28But last time I saw him,
00:18:30he seemed pretty unhinged.
00:18:32Kept begging me to let him hide somewhere on the farm,
00:18:36but wouldn't say why.
00:18:39Do you think he was running away from Mom?
00:18:43Your mom can definitely send a man running,
00:18:46but I doubt it in this case.
00:18:49What was he running away from, then?
00:18:51No idea, but whatever it was,
00:18:53it scared the hell out of him.
00:18:59This is gonna sound weird,
00:19:01but I saw this plane wing in town.
00:19:04Do you think it can be linked to Lincoln's disappearance somehow?
00:19:08Maybe. What kind of plane wing are we talking about?
00:19:11The kind that can total a motel.
00:19:13Holy cow! Is Sam alright?
00:19:16Sam? Who's Sam?
00:19:18It doesn't look like anybody's been in that motel
00:19:21for a long time.
00:19:25Poor Sam. I hope he survived.
00:19:28If he didn't, may God rest his entrepreneurial soul.
00:19:32Anyway, what did this wing of yours look like?
00:19:37I don't know. Huge? Made of metal?
00:19:39Oh, wait! It had a white star painted on it.
00:19:42I'm not sure, but that does sound like Lincoln's plane.
00:19:46How do you know?
00:19:48It's a small town, Betty. There ain't that many planes.
00:19:51You know what? I think I know enough about the guy already.
00:19:57Let's talk redemption.
00:19:59Sure thing.
00:20:03What do I need to do for you to lend me Peaky?
00:20:07Well, just fix the crossroad sign and put Berta back where she belongs.
00:20:11Got it.
00:20:15How about this cow of yours?
00:20:18Hey! Her name is Berta!
00:20:22Do you think the cows would mind if I took some of their hay?
00:20:25Normally, they don't eat nothing during the full moon.
00:20:29But it's kind of cloudy tonight.
00:20:31They might be pretty dang hungry.
00:20:34Maybe I can just stick my hand in there and grab some.
00:20:36Yep. I don't reckon that's a good idea.
00:20:38My cows get real defensive when it comes to their food.
00:20:44What's the worst a cow can do? Bite me?
00:20:47Here's the thing, Betty.
00:20:49They would never stop at one bite.
00:20:52They will rip off your hand and chew, chomp, and sunder until there's nothing left.
00:20:59The worst of it is the sound of crushing bones and...
00:21:04Oh my god! I had no idea cows could do that!
00:21:07You think that's bad? I haven't even told you about the dark rituals,
00:21:11the virgin sacrifices, the obscene and unholy symbols they draw on the barn wall
00:21:17by dipping their hooves in human blood.
00:21:20You're making this up, aren't you?
00:21:23Would you look at that! The prankster got pranked! In your face!
00:21:28It's not funny when you do it, Roscoe!
00:21:32I know Roscoe's messing with me, but what if that was him messing with me?
00:21:38I'd better find a way to distract them from their food.
00:21:41I'm very attached to my hands.
00:21:43I know more about that cow than I do about myself now.
00:21:46Let's talk about something else.
00:21:48If you want.
00:21:54About that sign down the road...
00:21:57Is it fixed?
00:21:59I knew I was forgetting something!
00:22:01Can't fix a memory with duct tape, can you?
00:22:04Just write it down or something.
00:22:09I just realized that there is no redemption without action.
00:22:13So maybe I should get on that?
00:22:15Anyway, see you around, Roscoe.
00:22:22Hey, Roscoe, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:22:26I knew this day would come eventually.
00:22:29Well, let's hear it.
00:22:31Someone may have read all your mail.
00:22:35Oh, Betty, I forget.
00:22:38Wait, what?
00:22:40I thought you were going to apologize for everything you've put me through over the years.
00:22:45Gee, Roscoe, even if I could remember doing anything to you,
00:22:49I don't think I'd apologize for it.
00:22:52Well, maybe you can save me a trip to the mailbox at least.
00:22:57Tell me, did I get good news or bad news?
00:23:08There are secret government vans headed towards your farm with mangled corpses inside.
00:23:12They sent a letter about that?
00:23:14Why not a telegram? It seems urgent.
00:23:17Because it's a conspiracy!
00:23:19The desert climate will prevent the bodies from rotting.
00:23:22Then the government can harvest their organs and implant them in ordinary humans.
00:23:26Also, they can create a race of super soldiers who can fight space battles!
00:23:31Against who?
00:23:33The Finnish. Also, the Koreans.
00:23:36North or south?
00:23:38Both parts of Finland, Roscoe.
00:23:41It's literally a catastrophe of cosmic proportions.
00:23:44One that could wipe out life on the entire planet.
00:23:47Betty?
00:23:49Yeah?
00:23:50Please don't read my mail again!
00:23:52Okay.
00:24:17Let's go.
00:24:31Bozhe, someone's come to rescue me!
00:24:34Aaaaah! Ghost!
00:24:36What are you saying?
00:24:38I'm not a g-ghost!
00:24:40I'm not a ghost! I'm a reporter!
00:24:43You must help me, yes?
00:24:45Nice try, but that's exactly what a ghost would say!
00:24:49A ghost would claim to be a reporter?
00:24:52Yes. No.
00:24:54Aha! Nice try, ghost, but you can't trick me!
00:24:57If I was a ghost, could I not walk through the wall?
00:25:01Yet, as you can see, I cannot.
00:25:04Please, you must help me!
00:25:07Uh-huh.
00:25:09Okay, listen.
00:25:11I'm not a s-s-Nancy.
00:25:14Nancy Peterson.
00:25:16I've been trapped in here for a long time.
00:25:19You must help me out!
00:25:24Well, Nancy, you see, if someone put you in there, it must be for a reason.
00:25:29And I already have enough on my plate tonight, so...
00:25:33What? No! You can't do that!
00:25:36Wait, please. What is your name?
00:25:39Uh, Betty, I guess.
00:25:41Betty, I guess. Please, you must help me.
00:25:44Some very bad people put me in here.
00:25:47Why does all this weird stuff keep happening to me?
00:25:50It's like I'm a magnet for crazy or something.
00:25:56All right, Nancy. I'll see what I can do.
00:25:59Great, great! That's the spirit!
00:26:02You see the keypad by the door, yes?
00:26:05Yeah, but... I have bad news.
00:26:08It has no levers! Only buttons!
00:26:11Good. You need to input the correct code.
00:26:14But you cannot guess, okay?
00:26:17You will need to find a military device used for encryption and decryption.
00:26:21Ponymayesh?
00:26:23Wow, you ever notice how shiny this keypad screen is?
00:26:28Shiny? What?
00:26:30Betty, have you been listening to me?
00:26:33Yeah, yeah. Correct code, military device, get you out of there.
00:26:37No worries, I got you.
00:26:54Listen to me carefully, door.
00:26:56You are in violation of several municipal laws.
00:26:59Open now, or face severe bureaucratical consequences.
00:27:05Which laws specifically?
00:27:08I don't know, but I'm sure...
00:27:11Damn it, Betty. Outsmarted by a door.
00:27:17Chuck Norris.
00:27:20What the hell? This never failed me before.
00:27:23You, door, are either very brave or very stupid.
00:27:27But in any case, you've made a powerful enemy tonight.
00:27:31What?
00:27:35You are getting very, very sleepy.
00:27:39Your eyelids are getting heavy.
00:27:45So heavy that you cannot...
00:27:57Betty, wake up!
00:28:01I'm awake, I'm awake!
00:28:06Prepare yourself, door.
00:28:08I will break you with my superior mental powers.
00:28:31Death to all humans.
00:28:40It's critical that you let me in!
00:28:42Why?
00:28:44Um, I've got friends inside.
00:28:47It's my birthday.
00:29:01Hmm.
00:29:06I'm afraid guessing won't cut it.
00:29:10Luckily, I didn't forget the easiest number to remember.
00:29:22And the last three numbers.
00:29:27Well, it was worth a shot.
00:29:31Ha! The hell I am.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37Let's start with 00001.
00:29:41Because no one would be so dumb to use all zeros, right?
00:29:47Okay, that didn't work.
00:29:49As expected.
00:29:50Next.
00:29:5200002.
00:29:58This might take a while.
00:30:01But I tried them all!
00:30:05No way.
00:30:06It couldn't be.
00:30:07Could it?
00:30:12Too many attempts detected.
00:30:15Please enter your admin passcode.
00:30:21Well, I'm not testing all combinations for that.
00:30:24Ugh.
00:30:25Let's go get some sleep.
00:30:27No thank you.
00:30:28I only fly commercial.
00:30:29I have monadophobia.
00:30:31I forgot typewriter.
00:30:38No thank you.
00:30:39I only fly commercial.
00:30:40I have monadophobia.
00:31:01No thank you.
00:31:16Oh no!
00:31:17The troop of harkers!
00:31:21Get away from my cows, you fiend!
00:31:23I won't let them end up like the chickens!
00:31:31Didn't your mom tell you not to play with someone else's bombs?
00:31:37Didn't your mom tell you not to play with someone else's bombs?
00:31:42No thank you.
00:31:43I only fly commercial.
00:31:44I have monadophobia.
00:31:58No, careful!
00:31:59It might bite.
00:32:00It might bite.
00:32:04Who's a good bomb?
00:32:05Who's a good bomb?
00:32:07You are!
00:32:18Whoa!
00:32:19What is this place?
00:32:20It's so white.
00:32:21And really shiny.
00:32:25Elizabeth.
00:32:28Wait, what?
00:32:29Who said that?
00:32:32I must be dreaming.
00:32:34Elizabeth.
00:32:37Hey, who are you?
00:32:39And how do you know my name?
00:32:41Oh, right.
00:32:42The whole memory loss thing.
00:32:44I am the one who knows everything, Elizabeth.
00:32:48Mom?
00:32:50No, Elizabeth.
00:32:52I am God.
00:32:55Wait, like THE God?
00:32:57I mean, it depends on your perspective, but just go with it.
00:33:02Do you know why I have brought you here, Elizabeth?
00:33:06Um, yes?
00:33:08No, you don't.
00:33:10I have brought you here so we could talk.
00:33:13Oh, no.
00:33:15Please tell me this isn't one of those interventions I've heard about.
00:33:18Well, in a sense.
00:33:21Elizabeth, your life is a precious thing.
00:33:24Meant to be treasured and preserved.
00:33:27What are you talking about?
00:33:29I am talking about recklessly blowing yourself up!
00:33:32Oh, that!
00:33:33Hey, don't look at me!
00:33:35The player made me do it.
00:33:37So, if the player clicked on a cliff, made you walk over to it, and then told you to jump,
00:33:42would you do it?
00:33:44Hmm...
00:33:46Well, actually...
00:33:47No, Elizabeth!
00:33:49The answer is no!
00:33:51Heed my words.
00:33:54You must stop this self-destructive behavior at once, or I may not help you again.
00:34:00Aww...
00:34:01Wait, again?
00:34:03Does that mean-
00:34:04Yes, Elizabeth.
00:34:06I have decided to give you a second chance.
00:34:09Just try to be a little more careful from now on, alright?
00:34:13Thank you, Mr. God, sir!
00:34:14You won't regret this!
00:34:16I mean, probably not right away.
00:34:18Ooh, more shiny!
00:34:21Sigh...
00:34:24Why do I have the feeling that I will see her again very soon?
00:34:31Bad bomb! Bad!
00:34:33No more petting for you!
00:34:51Dofna de-
00:35:15Worry not, Lucille.
00:35:17Your unorderliness has been quelled, and you are once again whole and whole.
00:35:22Pray forgive my mistreatments, and let us coexist in harmony once again.
00:35:37Unless you find a different solution, I'm not making the trip again.
00:35:47Helps your cows count?
00:35:48Does this look like a cow to you?
00:35:51Hey, let me give you something!
00:35:56I'll take that as a no.
00:36:05Wow, what's her problem?
00:36:17Are you nuts?
00:36:18There's thousands of different trails!
00:36:20I'll get lost!
00:36:24Don't insist!
00:36:25I'm not going!
00:36:26It'd be a total waste of time!
00:36:31Okay, but don't ever say I didn't warn you!
00:36:47Wow, that was beautiful!
00:36:49The waterfalls, the wildlife, the incredible vistas!
00:36:53Now let's get back on track!
00:36:55Wow, that was beautiful!
00:36:57The waterfalls, the wildlife, the incredible vistas!
00:37:01Now let's get back on track!
00:37:25Hey!
00:37:26You have no business there!
00:37:30Nothing says fear like the sight of the Chupavacas under a full moon.
00:37:37And they lost their appetite, too.
00:37:45Hey, you!
00:37:46I'm not going!
00:37:47I'm not going!
00:37:48I'm not going!
00:37:49I'm not going!
00:37:50I'm not going!
00:37:51I'm not going!
00:37:52I'm not going!
00:37:53I'm not going!
00:37:54I'm not going!
00:38:03So, what are you cooking up this time?
00:38:12What's wrong with your cows?
00:38:14You know damn well what's wrong with them since you did it to them!
00:38:18Now what am I getting blamed for?
00:38:21It's that damn critter you all released a few years back. The Chupavacas. Dun-dun-dun.
00:38:28Roscoe, buddy, man, that is not how you create dramatic tension. Try this.
00:38:35Dun-dun-dun! The Chupavacas!
00:38:39The Chupavacas!
00:38:50I could use some help.
00:38:52I'll do my best.
00:38:57You know anything about that big fork at the crossroads? It's stuck in a stone and I can't pull it out.
00:39:03Those who are worthy may pull it from the stone.
00:39:09Worthy? What are you talking about?
00:39:12There's an old legend around these parts.
00:39:15Only the one who treats farm animals with respect and speaks with pure truth may take Excalifork from its stone prison.
00:39:27So how do I pull it out?
00:39:30So is what it says in the legend. Only the one who treats farm animals with respect and speaks with pure truth may take Excalifork from its stone prison.
00:39:47Oh, are you going to tell me the legend of the fork in the stone now?
00:39:50Yes. Long ago, before the town was built, the farmers lived in peace and harmony under the rule of our one true king.
00:40:00But those peaceful days ended with the king's untimely death.
00:40:05The farmers descended into violence and trickery, each of them fighting to overpower the others and claim the throne for themselves.
00:40:14A farmer war?
00:40:18What? Did they all go out and launch flaming cow pies at each other?
00:40:22You wouldn't think that was so funny if one hit you in the face.
00:40:26Anyway, one day a young farmhand named Martin decided he'd had enough of the fighting.
00:40:32Drawing on his gifts for metallurgy and the arcane, he gathered the finest materials from across the land and smelted them into the mightiest tool in the farmer's shed.
00:40:45An implement of such strength and beauty, capable of lifting all the hay in the county without its wielder feeling the slightest strain.
00:40:53So Martin gathered the farmers at the great stone of the crossroads, so called because it was a big stone and it was in the crossroads.
00:41:02There he told the farmers, only the one who treats farm animals with respect and speaks with pure truth may take Excalifork from its stone prison.
00:41:14Let me guess, they all tried to pull it out and they couldn't.
00:41:18Bingo! Until one day, Eliza Barrett happened by.
00:41:23See, before your mom was the mayor, she spent months trying to get the farmers' vote.
00:41:29So we told her, okay lady, go pull that big fork out of the stone at the crossroads and then you can tell us what to do.
00:41:38Dag gum if she didn't do it.
00:41:41Wait, mom's the once and future king of all the farmers?
00:41:45Well, she stuck it back in pretty immediately and said, I do not condone divine right monarchy.
00:41:53I shall earn my position on my own merits.
00:41:56Then she asked for our votes and that was that.
00:42:00Wait, I could have been a princess.
00:42:02God damn it, mom.
00:42:08But I want it.
00:42:09Roscoe, please, can't you pull it out for me?
00:42:12You gotta do it yourself or it doesn't count.
00:42:16Besides, I'm not worthy.
00:42:19You gotta be kidding me.
00:42:21You're the farmiest farmer who's ever farmed.
00:42:24I have a secret, a terrible secret.
00:42:28A secret so terrible that I have no choice but to take it to my grave.
00:42:33You know that just makes me want to know even more, right?
00:42:36Don't care, not telling.
00:42:42Enough fooling around.
00:42:49Hey, Roscoe, check this out.
00:42:56Surprise, it's Lincoln's underwear.
00:42:59I bet we can track him with these.
00:43:02If you want to track down Lincoln, give them to Picky.
00:43:06Picky, now get him out of my face.
00:43:08Aw, I thought sharing was caring.
00:43:11Betty!
00:43:12All right, all right.
00:43:18Thanks, Roscoe. Your job here is done.
00:43:21Yeah, yeah. You want anything else?
00:43:24Roscoe, that ghost you heard wasn't a ghost.
00:43:27It was just some lady singing to herself in the airfield.
00:43:31You can go get your cow now.
00:43:33Look, this old body's already got one foot in the grave.
00:43:37And I'm not looking to put the other one in because of that ghost lady giving me a heart attack.
00:43:43Also, since you put Bertha up there, you're the one who has to bring her back, period.
00:43:50Let's talk redemption.
00:43:52Sure thing.
00:43:59I just realized that there is no redemption without action.
00:44:03So maybe I should get on that?
00:44:05Anyway, see you around, Roscoe.
00:44:20I'll see you around.
00:44:51I come in peace and bearing gifts.
00:44:54Edible gifts.
00:44:56No.
00:44:58It smells fine. You're imagining things.
00:45:21Another perfect plan concocted by me, Betty.
00:45:25How's she going to land, you ask?
00:45:27We'll let future Betty worry about that.
00:45:51Snoring.
00:45:53Snoring.
00:45:55Snoring.
00:45:57Snoring.
00:45:59Snoring.
00:46:01Snoring.
00:46:03Snoring.
00:46:05Snoring.
00:46:07Snoring.
00:46:09Snoring.
00:46:11Snoring.
00:46:13Snoring.
00:46:15Snoring.
00:46:20Snoring.
00:46:22Snoring.
00:46:24Snoring.
00:46:26Snoring.
00:46:28Snoring.
00:46:30Snoring.
00:46:32Snoring.
00:46:34Snoring.
00:46:36Snoring.
00:46:38Snoring.
00:46:40Snoring.
00:46:42First the cow, now the door?
00:46:44Is everything in this world intent on keeping me from—
00:46:48Oh, it's unlocked.
00:46:58Why would I even touch that?
00:47:01Ew! For real?
00:47:04Excuse me, that isn't in my contract.
00:47:07Ew! For real?
00:47:11If there's something you don't want to mess with, it's U.S. military property.
00:47:16Are you looking for trouble? Because that's how you find yourself in trouble.
00:47:21If there's something you don't want to mess with, it's U.S. military property.
00:47:26If there's something you don't want to mess with, it's U.S. military property.
00:47:40This isn't our usual milk run, sir?
00:47:42That film badge you're wearing should have been a clue.
00:47:45We're headed to Alamogordo.
00:47:47Don't worry, it shouldn't take more than a few hours.
00:47:50Hey, home in time for breakfast with Eliza, huh?
00:47:53What was that?
00:47:54Home in time for breakfast with Ms. Mayer, sir!
00:47:57Very funny.
00:47:59You're cleared for takeoff.
00:48:01Roger that.
00:48:02Okay. Lieutenant, let's see how you ride her.
00:48:06Three-point takeoff.
00:48:08Three-point takeoff.
00:48:23Landing gear up.
00:48:25Keep climbing and increase speed to one-sixty. Level out at Angel's Ten.
00:48:29Juliet Eight-One Sierra to Airfield Eighty-Four Control, we got something on radar.
00:48:34Are you picking it up?
00:48:38Oh boy, that was fast!
00:48:40Sorry about that, Eight-One.
00:48:42Whatever it is, it's heading right for you.
00:48:44Recommend evasive action.
00:48:46You ain't kidding! Lieutenant, hit the-
00:48:48Eight-One! Eight-One, come in!
00:48:50Tower, this is Eight-One! It took out a wing! We're going down!
00:48:54This is Colonel Lincoln Porter speaking. To all crew, bail out! Bail out!
00:48:59Thank you for flying with us. Please take a moment to locate your nearest exit.
00:49:02Bearing in mind, it may no longer be attached to the plane.
00:49:05If that's the case, jump out of whatever hole is most convenient.
00:49:08Eight-One! Eight-One! Status? Did you hit your head, Colonel?
00:49:12No, but we're about to!
00:49:16I'm going to try to make an emergency landing away from the town. We can't risk a-
00:49:27Control to Eight-One. Control to Eight-One. Please respond, Eight-One.
00:49:35They're gone.
00:49:36Porter better not be dead. He still owes me fifty bucks.
00:49:40Airfield Eighty-Four to Command.
00:49:44We have a broken aero situation. Last known coordinates are thirty-three degrees, forty-one minutes, twenty-six seconds north.
00:49:53One hundred and five degrees, forty-three minutes, forty-two seconds west. Please advise.
00:50:01That was the end of the recording. It must have happened before the airfield was abandoned.
00:50:12One of the trails gets us real close to the crash site. I say we check it out.
00:50:31Well, no one can say we didn't try. This was a nice adventure. I had fun, you had fun, and now this only leaves us with one option. Going home!
00:50:43Okay, okay, let's do this.
00:51:00I fixed your sign and saved Berta. What now?
00:51:25Saved isn't the word I'd use.
00:51:27But I suppose all's well that ends well. Now, go grab something Picky can use to track that fella.
00:51:34Great, what should I bring her?
00:51:36Just anything that might have his smell on it. Clothes usually work pretty well.
00:51:41And they said I was a weirdo for carrying around my mom's lover's underwear.
00:51:58Aw, who's this cutie?
00:52:02Wow, those are big words for such a tiny piglet.
00:52:09Look, I've had enough hay in my pockets for one day.
00:52:13Do you know what happened to the control tower?
00:52:15Maroon!
00:52:17Come on, grudges aren't good for you. They'll spoil your day.
00:52:21I don't think so.
00:52:23Because I'm a good girl.
00:52:25I'm a good girl, too.
00:52:27I'm a good girl.
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00:53:35I'm a good girl.
00:53:37What kind of freak punches out a cow?
00:53:39Actually, scratch that.
00:53:41What kind of freak can punch through solid steel?
00:53:47Do you know why Roscoe isn't worthy?
00:53:49No.
00:53:51No.
00:53:53Well, yes.
00:53:55I do have something better to do right now.
00:53:57But tell me anyway.
00:53:59No.
00:54:01No.
00:54:03No.
00:54:05No.
00:54:07I didn't even know Chef Mike's had a line of animal feed.
00:54:09I struggle with the fact that this is not hay.
00:54:11It's kind of long for a product name though.
00:54:13I totally get why that makes him unworthy.
00:54:15Frankly, I'd go on a hunger strike too.
00:54:17What happened next?
00:54:19No.
00:54:21No.
00:54:23No.
00:54:25No.
00:54:27All the newspapers in the region started talking about the inherently humiliating nature of the dairy industry?
00:54:29No.
00:54:31No.
00:54:33Pointing the finger at Roscoe might not have been entirely fair.
00:54:35No.
00:54:37No, no, I'm on your side of course.
00:54:39What happened to your friends after all that?
00:54:41No.
00:54:43No.
00:54:45No.
00:54:47No.
00:54:49No.
00:54:51How does a bunch of cows standing around and chewing make for a good TV show?
00:54:53No.
00:54:55No.
00:54:57No.
00:54:59No.
00:55:01No.
00:55:03No.
00:55:05Moving up with the Cowdashians?
00:55:07I can't believe a bunch of cows are having better luck in life than I am.
00:55:09No.
00:55:11No.
00:55:13No.
00:55:15No.
00:55:17You know what they say, moo money, moo problems.
00:55:19No.
00:55:21Oh, sorry.
00:55:23I didn't realize that was an actual headline.
00:55:25But look, with all that cash and clout,
00:55:27it's no wonder they got into green hay.
00:55:29So, if the other cows all left,
00:55:31why are you four still here?
00:55:33Moo.
00:55:35Moo.
00:55:37Moo.
00:55:39Moo.
00:55:41Those creative differences must have been pretty bad
00:55:43for you to walk away from all that money and fame.
00:55:45Moo.
00:55:47Moo.
00:55:49Moo.
00:55:51Moo.
00:55:53Moo.
00:55:55Moo.
00:55:57Good, that's the perfect name for a green hay dispensary!
00:55:59You are hilarious.
00:56:01So, was it successful?
00:56:03No.
00:56:05Wow, Farms Magazine's 30 Cattle Under 30?
00:56:07But why did it fail?
00:56:09Moo.
00:56:11Moo.
00:56:13Moo.
00:56:15Oh!
00:56:17Uh, you missed your interview when you were up in the tower, huh?
00:56:19I, uh, wow.
00:56:21Sorry.
00:56:23I genuinely feel bad about that.
00:56:25about that. Moving on. What happened to your friends after they got out of rehab?
00:56:34No, no, no, no, no. That extra season was clearly a cash grab. Surely it couldn't
00:56:43end well. No, no, no, no, no. Well, maybe that'll humble them a little. It's hard to
00:56:51imagine them working at a fast food joint, though. No. But if they weren't working, then
00:56:57why? Oh, oh. Well, rest in peace, says. No. What do you know about the chupavacas? Oh,
00:57:15if I say it three times, it'll eat you. Now, I'm even more curious. Chupavacas, chupa.
00:57:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's absurd. There's no such thing as a creature
00:57:29that can attack you in your dreams. And even if that were the case, why would it only target
00:57:35cows? No, no, no. It only attacks if you're mean to pigs, eh? That's oddly specific. Who
00:57:45told you that? Peaky? Oh, then you should definitely listen to her. Good call. Well,
00:57:52I'd better get going. No, no, no, no, no. Seriously? After all we did to you, you still
00:58:01want to join our gang? No, no, no, no, no, no. We promised you all of that? Damn. Guess
00:58:13I can't blame you for wanting to join. I'd want to join too with those perks. No. Yeah,
00:58:20about that. I can't just make those decisions by myself. I have to ask the others. We need
00:58:26to vote. Then we need to do a tiebreaker vote. No, no, it's not like that. No, no, no. Look,
00:58:34we need time to make a big decision like this. So, uh, don't call us. We'll call you. No.
00:58:42New plan. Stay away from Roscoe's until... How long does a cow live? Homemade fertilizer
00:58:53and moonshine. Don't let its taste blind ya. I shouldn't mess with Roscoe's stuff. You're
00:59:08so cute. Why are you so angry with me? Do we even know each other? Listen. Whoa, whoa.
00:59:23Before you get mad, I think you should know that everyone in town has lost their memories.
00:59:28I can't remember you or anything else about my life. No, it is not a prank. Why does everyone
00:59:37keep asking me that? I'm just trying to find my mom. That's all. A whole year? Well, if
00:59:45it's been that long, we should probably catch up. So fill me in. What did I miss this past
00:59:58year? My condolences. What exactly happened to your mom? What a coward attacking poor
01:00:15defenseless animals. Good thing Roscoe managed to scare the killer off, huh? Just remember
01:00:24that if you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. In that case, you'd better
01:00:33dig three graves. If I can't convince you to change your mind, I'm going with ya. Ride
01:00:38or die, pig. Ride or die. You could have come and visited me, you know. I'm sorry you got
01:00:52grounded for that. I'm guessing that pranking Berta was my idea in the first place. Well,
01:00:59if it's any consolation, that totally came back to bite me in the ass. Did you miss hanging out
01:01:10with me? Hey, what do you mean, sort of? You missed me but not pretending to be me? What
01:01:23the heck are you talking about? Okay, no offense, but I'm pretty sure people can tell the difference
01:01:30between a pig and a wig and me. Okay, that's fair. Thanks for passing my English final for me.
01:01:38Come on, there must be at least one subject I passed on my own. What about art? No one ever
01:01:53fails art. What can I say? My art makes an impact. A huge explosive impact. So, um, did I pass? How
01:02:08about we talk about something else now? How's life on the farm? If Roscoe was so nice to me
01:02:34back then, why did we prank him so much? That's horrible. How could we do such terrible things to
01:02:44poor Roscoe? Well, that ends tonight. From now on, I solemnly swear to always treat Roscoe with the
01:02:54dignity and respect he deserves. I'll never, ever, ever play another prank on Roscoe. I'm glad to
01:03:13hear the cows stopped picking on you. No wonder with a creature like that skulking around the
01:03:21farm. I'd hide inside a barn too. Wait, you can actually control the chupavacas. I thought you
01:03:30were just messing with them. Come on, Piki, tell me the truth. You don't really control the
01:03:45chupavacas, do you? Well, I don't believe you. You wouldn't do that to me. We're friends. We are
01:04:04friends, right? Right, Piki? No, no, please don't let it eat me. That's not funny. Let's talk about
01:04:20something else. I think it's time. Wow, that many? Tell me about the one with the t-shirt and the
01:04:48newspaper. Wait, slow down. I have so many questions. First of all, why would I buy 50 copies of the
01:04:59same newspaper? And why would I wear the same shirt every day and say the exact same things to him? Oh,
01:05:09we made Roscoe think he was stuck in a time loop. That's genius. The one with the toothpaste. That
01:05:23must've hurt. I hope the hot sauce we laced the toothpaste with wasn't too strong. He actually
01:05:30loved it. Oh, well, no wonder. That's probably the freshest his breath has been in years. Well,
01:05:39even a genius like me can slip up every once in a while. The one with the eggs. Oh, he thought the pigs
01:05:50laid the eggs. This can't possibly get better. Oh my god, I was so wrong. Although, I would totally fall
01:06:04for it if Roscoe sold me an all-in-one breakfast pig. The one with the cornfield. So Roscoe just woke up to all
01:06:17these satanic symbols in his cornfield. No, no way. He actually went to the Vatican for advice. The
01:06:30freaking FBI got involved too? Well, thank god we managed to replant everything before it was too
01:06:39late. Nobody, no crime. Am I right? You know what? Forget about the past. Let's go prank Roscoe right
01:06:46now. Oh, come on. Just for old time's sake. Okay, but I just had the best idea. First, we need to get a
01:06:58scarecrow, a two-stroke engine, and the Declaration of Independence. Oh, so that's how Angelo got his
01:07:07hands on it. Well, if we already tried that, how about an alternate version? It involves a buffalo, a
01:07:14teeny tiny bit of TNT, and two weeks of cleanup? Must have been a big buffalo. Forget the pranks. Let's
01:07:26talk about something else. Roscoe told me what happened to the chickens. What a catastrophe. Then
01:07:39what is the worst part? You saved that many? You gotta tell Roscoe. He'll be so happy to know they're
01:07:48alive and well in Argentina. What do you mean tried? Oh no, that's horrible. Out of the frying pan and into
01:07:59the fire. How did you not notice the plane's engines were on? You can still hear their screams coming from
01:08:12the crossroad. Oh, I'm sure that's just your mind playing tricks on you. Yes, really, pal. I really want to
01:08:23know more about our friendship. How did we meet? I seriously doubt that broccoli brought us together. You
01:08:37take that back right now. My mom would never abandon me in the desert until I finished my
01:08:44broccoli. Would she? God damn it. I will have a serious talk with her when this is all over. Anyway,
01:08:54thanks for eating that stuff for me. I don't owe you anything for that one. You enjoyed it. That
01:09:04makes us even. How did you and I become so close? Well, weddings do bring people together and I'm
01:09:16glad I could introduce you to Linda and Garrick. But damn putting us at that children's table was a jerk
01:09:21move on Amos's part. Classic wedding night wife swap. Oh, I just wish I could remember the look on
01:09:33Amos's face when he saw Ben in his bride's honeymoon lingerie. Wait, Amos is married? Was? Poor Amos can't
01:09:45catch a break. That might explain why he and Ben fight like a married couple though. Enough catching up
01:09:50for now. Let's change the subject. Roscoe said you're an excellent tracker. Could you help me find
01:09:57Lincoln? Well, I'm sure the former president would come in handy if we were fighting vampires. But I'm
01:10:06actually talking about my mom's friend. Hey there, cutie. Anyways, sorry to do this to you. If it's any
01:10:20consolation, I had them in my pocket the whole night. Oh, don't quote me the Geneva Convention. Just sniff
01:10:32them already. It's not exactly a fresh scent, but it's worth a shot. She's picked up the scent. Let's
01:10:47follow her quick. See you later, Roscoe. You better bring her back in one piece. Wait, are we going hiking?
01:11:17Pinky, where are you going? It's just a big cat. Guess she's smart enough to know her way back, right?
01:11:47Who nailed this? The Romans? Hold it with the salt. My pockets are seasoned enough for now.
01:12:17Listen up, chumps. I've told you before, the mine cart is a tool, not a toy. Willie took a joyride last week and he's not
01:12:28coming back. So unless you have all of your safety gear on, you don't set one foot inside the mine if you don't want to be
01:12:35dead, or worse, fired. Remember, helmet, goggles, and mask. No exceptions. Um, hey there, kitty kitty. Yikes. Maybe we
01:12:57should try a different approach. Hey, wait a minute. Is that a pet collar on your neck? This might be a long shot, but
01:13:09sparkles? I knew it. You are Angelo's girl. You bet. Like peas and carrots, them and I. You know,
01:13:27Angelo really misses you. Listen, even after losing his memories, he's still desperately looking for you. If that's not true,
01:13:39love, I don't know what is. I'm not kidding. He thinks someone kidnapped you and he's willing to kill whoever took you away
01:13:47from him. What are you waiting for? Go find Angelo. Come on. Why couldn't they have a regular pet, like a dog?
01:14:17Let's leave the chit chat for later.
01:14:47If I could put on enough weight to lower the platform, I bet I could ride this cart into the
01:15:17mine. However, I should find a way to guarantee my safety first. This doesn't need protection against poisonous gas, but
01:15:29considering how the night is going, I might. I could probably just take it. That won't make the trip
01:15:47any safer, and its weight won't make a difference either. Only the right load will open this barrier, so save some
01:15:57energy or brain cells. Only the right load will open it. Only the right load. This isn't popcorn.
01:16:28Only the right load will. Well, that was fun, but pointless. This isn't popcorn. It doesn't need salt. Are we supposed to be
01:16:43smashing things now? Shh. Go to sleep, random object. Sweet dreams. Well, that was fun, but pointless.
01:17:13Hold it with the salt. My pockets are seasoned enough for now.
01:17:43People don't value my brain much, but I do. I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:18:13Tampering with it won't do us any good.
01:19:01I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:19:14I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:19:44The tape is too strong. There's no way to remove it now.
01:20:14I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:20:44Nothing says fear like the sight of the Chupacabra under a full moon, and they lost their appetite, too.
01:21:14I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:21:24Look, I've got enough hay in my pockets for one day.
01:21:54I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:22:24I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:22:52I'm not getting in there until I find a way to guarantee my safety.
01:23:12Hmm, if I didn't know better, I'd say something in my pocket is terrified of heights.
01:23:42A bottle of I-can't-believe-it's-not-water. Wait, there's something engraved on the bottom.
01:23:55Ha, water. Damn it, Mike.
01:24:03What are you doing? Are you completely nuts? Do you even know what would happen if you tried that?
01:24:08You have to take the cap off first. Duh. Then we can pour water on the tape and make it less sticky.
01:24:23Electrocute me once, shame on me. Electrocute me again, how dare you?
01:24:29Electrocute me once, electrocute...
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