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00:00:00Antonio, how do you know all these things?
00:00:02You silly girl, shut up. We don't have anything to talk about.
00:00:06What are you going to do alone? You don't have anyone.
00:00:08I have a lot of friends. I have Enrique, I have Koke, I have...
00:00:13A lot. I don't even remember their names.
00:00:16Now I'm a salesman, a surgeon. The women will stick to me, and so on.
00:00:19Antonio...
00:00:20Come on, everything's fine.
00:00:21Where should I go?
00:00:22I don't know. Ask the girl.
00:00:24I can't. I haven't seen her for a long time.
00:00:26You can't stay here. This is going to be an urgent mess.
00:00:31Oh, poor thing.
00:00:33Leave him alone.
00:00:48Antonio, get me out of here.
00:00:50Where are you going?
00:00:51I have nowhere to go.
00:00:53Oh, my God.
00:00:54What did I do to him to make him hate me so much?
00:00:57It was just sex.
00:00:59Yes, but it's not nice.
00:01:00What am I going to do without him?
00:01:02Forget it. You're still young. You have time to adjust your life.
00:01:08Do you think?
00:01:09Of course, Berta. You're an attractive woman, an intelligent Christian.
00:01:16What are you doing?
00:01:18I don't know. I...
00:01:20Because she told me these nice things, I thought...
00:01:22You're very wrong. I have friends.
00:01:25I'm sorry. I feel so lonely.
00:01:27Yes, but after what you've done, you can't stay here.
00:01:30I'm trying to heal your relationship.
00:01:32I understand. I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:01:35I'll go out on the street.
00:01:37I'll leave myself to the mercy of the climatic conditions.
00:01:40And I'll give my memories to Mastika.
00:01:42I'll make a fellatio of tuxedos for a soup.
00:01:46Wait, wait.
00:01:48You can stay in the tenant's apartment.
00:01:50No, I can't.
00:01:52You can stay in the tenant's apartment.
00:01:54It's not much, but at least you have a roof.
00:01:56Be discreet. I don't want any trouble with the neighbors, please.
00:01:59If you ever feel lonely, you can hang out.
00:02:02Okay, but you don't come down.
00:02:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:02:06Araceli, you have to call.
00:02:08This house is hers.
00:02:10I'm going. Thank you for everything, Erike.
00:02:15Erike, you look like Mick Jagger.
00:02:17You have lovers from different generations.
00:02:19What's wrong with you now?
00:02:22Well, he's a little...
00:02:24Does she have to be there?
00:02:26Yes, because it's not easy.
00:02:28How can I put it?
00:02:30We're divorced. We're getting married.
00:02:34You're so rude. Look at her.
00:02:36No, no, very good. Clean it up.
00:02:38Who am I to interfere with your lesbian relationship?
00:02:40Not that we care about your opinion,
00:02:42but first she has to divorce you.
00:02:45And I want to end this horrible marriage
00:02:47that only brings me pain and suffering.
00:02:49Come on, it wasn't that bad.
00:02:51Remember our first vacation in Almoniakar?
00:02:53That summer...
00:02:55I've never been to Almoniakar.
00:02:57No, to Afghanistan.
00:02:58To Oropesa, Delmar.
00:02:59Oropesa?
00:03:00You have to sell the apartment and the house
00:03:02and split the money.
00:03:03The property?
00:03:05You have to sell it right away because we're in a hurry.
00:03:07We're getting married next month.
00:03:09No, it's easy. I announced it for sale,
00:03:11but no one agreed. No one.
00:03:13Who are you going to buy it from here?
00:03:15I've had enough of your whining in the center.
00:03:17Don't be rude.
00:03:20I don't want you to be near Judith.
00:03:22One day she'll have someone her age.
00:03:24I'm sorry, Judith and I have plans for the wedding.
00:03:26We're thinking of moving to Mezunet
00:03:28because we're going to increase the family.
00:03:30For the others, it's going to be difficult.
00:03:32We can go to the sperm bank.
00:03:34Where do they get the sperm from?
00:03:36Very interesting conversation,
00:03:38but let's get back to the divorce.
00:03:40Yes, we're going to divorce,
00:03:42but it can be sold in months,
00:03:44even years.
00:03:46If you like someone,
00:03:48tell me.
00:03:50Come on, be happy.
00:03:52Come on, have a nice day.
00:03:55Look at this car.
00:03:57200 horses, rims, leather, MP3,
00:03:59full Eski.
00:04:01Full Equip, that's Anglicism.
00:04:03Shut up. And the price is great,
00:04:0518,000 euros.
00:04:07And what's the convertible for?
00:04:09Because I'm a drunkard.
00:04:11You're trying.
00:04:13Watch out for the second-hand cars.
00:04:15I bought Maserati from Bertino's Born
00:04:17I don't know, I've lived a lot.
00:04:19I talked to the owner, she's not wrong.
00:04:21She's not wrong.
00:04:23They're not wrong, those aliens.
00:04:25Not until now.
00:04:27What aliens?
00:04:29The monster from the lake.
00:04:31I talked to her today,
00:04:33after you, to try her.
00:04:35What are you going to try her for
00:04:37when you don't have money to buy her?
00:04:39Out of desire to suffer for nothing.
00:04:41Leo, my friend, give me 18,000 euros.
00:04:43But you owe me 50,000.
00:04:45Listen, your wife won't leave you anything?
00:04:47Leave the last croquette,
00:04:49keep it in the freezer.
00:04:51Dad, throw it away.
00:04:53No, I want to be buried with it.
00:04:55And what? No one will give me money.
00:04:57What kind of friends are you?
00:04:59Amador, your convertible is a whim.
00:05:01No, no, no, no, I need it.
00:05:03There's no convertible, don't be upset.
00:05:05I'll hit you.
00:05:07Hey, they had a lot of fun.
00:05:09Ask your mother if you want to work.
00:05:11Tell her you found a job as a sales agent,
00:05:13she'll give you a better job.
00:05:15Mom!
00:05:17Where have you been?
00:05:19Did you go to the bar again?
00:05:21No, I came from school.
00:05:23I talked to Nanno's teacher.
00:05:25One of the kids broke his arm.
00:05:27Don't blame me that you can't raise your kids.
00:05:29I've raised mine very well.
00:05:31You see, your brother Pruden,
00:05:33he's a champion at cutting wood.
00:05:35He does all the weddings.
00:05:37Yes, Mom, you're the best mother in the world.
00:05:39I won the lottery with you.
00:05:41Look.
00:05:43Will you lend me some money?
00:05:45How much do you want?
00:05:4718,000 euros.
00:05:49How much?
00:05:51I found a job.
00:05:53As a sales agent?
00:05:55No, no, I'll sell salami all over Spain.
00:05:57But I don't have a car.
00:05:59Look what they owe me to buy.
00:06:0118,000 euros for a car without a roof?
00:06:03It's in the trunk.
00:06:05To sell salami on the street,
00:06:07it's best to have a van.
00:06:09It's like a parade.
00:06:11If there's a roof, you can't see it.
00:06:13What's this company?
00:06:15Salami King, the king of salami.
00:06:17They're world leaders.
00:06:19They even sell them in Japan.
00:06:21They cut them in the air with katanas.
00:06:23It's a show.
00:06:25I don't believe it.
00:06:27I don't have that much money.
00:06:29I saw your bank book.
00:06:31That's why you're doing this to me.
00:06:33Mom, please, I need this car.
00:06:35Give me a chance to succeed in life.
00:06:37If I don't get a job,
00:06:39my kids won't call me a scoundrel.
00:06:41Work with something cheaper.
00:06:43No, I want to be a salami salesman.
00:06:45Okay, okay, son.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:49What's your job?
00:06:51Here's my bankbook number.
00:06:53Translate it for me.
00:06:55If I get a commission,
00:06:57I'll count them tomorrow.
00:06:59How can you walk around with 18,000 euros?
00:07:01I've never been attacked.
00:07:03Look what you're wearing in your bag.
00:07:05I'm the one who makes the hole.
00:07:07You're 45, right?
00:07:0940.
00:07:13Three kids?
00:07:15Four.
00:07:17Help me, doctor.
00:07:19Raise your hand.
00:07:21You want an expert to evaluate you, right?
00:07:23Shut up.
00:07:25I lost 15 years of my life.
00:07:27You have to go back to 25.
00:07:29You'll have a job, doctor.
00:07:31Now I'll tell you.
00:07:33I'll put some of this in your ears.
00:07:35I'll put some in your neck.
00:07:37I'll do your chin and chin.
00:07:39I'll do your arms.
00:07:41I'll do your hips.
00:07:43I'll do your chest.
00:07:45I'll give you 95.
00:07:47And all of this at once?
00:07:49Yes, all of it.
00:07:51I want to get out of the surgery,
00:07:53I want to be looked at.
00:07:55You have to become a prostitute to pay for it.
00:07:57No, we have wonderful summer deals.
00:07:59It'll all cost you about 20,000 euros.
00:08:0120,000 euros?
00:08:03Oh, my God.
00:08:05I have a question, doctor.
00:08:07Did you operate on my nipples?
00:08:09Stop it.
00:08:11When can I have a surgery?
00:08:13I want to be happy.
00:08:15Tomorrow morning.
00:08:17During this crisis, no one is getting any better.
00:08:19I should have sold my Aston Martin.
00:08:21Are you crazy?
00:08:23You're risking your life.
00:08:25This is a 10-hour surgery.
00:08:27This is the best surgeon.
00:08:29I don't know.
00:08:31Maybe I should go to the bank.
00:08:33They're just waiting for the money.
00:08:35It's very difficult.
00:08:37Why don't you ask your husband?
00:08:39How am I going to ask my husband?
00:08:41Don't you want to get together with Milo?
00:08:43Tell him you'll be more beautiful for him.
00:08:45But I don't want to get together, Samador.
00:08:47You're not going to get together.
00:08:49Let's see how they take your surgery.
00:08:51It's the worst.
00:08:53It hurts so much.
00:08:57What a nice house I have.
00:09:22It's so quiet.
00:09:28Enrique, my friend.
00:09:30Go to hell, Antonio.
00:09:32I understand why you left your wife.
00:09:34It's cold. What are you doing in my bath?
00:09:36Do you have plans for tonight?
00:09:38Yes, I'm very busy.
00:09:40Get out of here. We're going to see women today.
00:09:42I don't care how busy you are with these women.
00:09:44I remind you that I'm going out with a terrible woman.
00:09:46The red-haired bitch.
00:09:48Let's call her a bitch.
00:09:51I'll pick you up in ten minutes.
00:09:53Antonio, I don't think I'm going anywhere with you.
00:09:55And how many will come?
00:09:57And the team in full?
00:09:59Terrible plan.
00:10:01Do you remember how well we got through?
00:10:03Yes, we pulled out the dead and tried to kill them all.
00:10:05That was the happiest time of my life.
00:10:07Now I'm living my own life.
00:10:09So please stop getting lost at home.
00:10:11I need peace of mind.
00:10:13And this is the bathroom.
00:10:17Oh, sorry.
00:10:19Where are the lesbians?
00:10:21What are you two doing here?
00:10:23They're all going out.
00:10:27And the apartment with furniture?
00:10:29Yes, they're all staying.
00:10:31You just have to move their places
00:10:33so that Chito can flow.
00:10:35What?
00:10:37Can I know what these people are doing here?
00:10:39Look, Eric, we were talking about the crisis
00:10:41with real estate.
00:10:43And since it's not going to be sold,
00:10:45because it's on your property,
00:10:47I think it's best
00:10:49that we hire nice people
00:10:51like this young couple from Soria.
00:10:53The lesbians will kick you out.
00:10:55There's no such thing here.
00:10:57We'll come back another time.
00:10:59We see that you're busy.
00:11:01No, please.
00:11:03You haven't seen the apartment yet.
00:11:05Look at the garden.
00:11:07A big house for the old man.
00:11:09Everybody out.
00:11:13Come on.
00:11:15But how am I going to leave my house?
00:11:17Where will I go?
00:11:19You'll come to me.
00:11:21Yes.
00:11:23Look, Eric, think about it.
00:11:25We'll split the money every month.
00:11:27Do we need money for the wedding?
00:11:29Do you know how much a bun with a carrot costs?
00:11:31Imagine two.
00:11:33What are you going to do in the first night?
00:11:35You're going to fight like dogs.
00:11:37Idiot.
00:11:39Antonio, please.
00:11:41Wait a minute.
00:11:43Do whatever you want,
00:11:45but we talked to the lawyer
00:11:47for the lesbian association
00:11:49and she said Araceli
00:11:51could ask you for a bribe.
00:11:53I don't care if she leaves me.
00:11:55Listen, this plan isn't for now.
00:11:57Either you hire him,
00:11:59or we'll see each other in court.
00:12:01And the courts always use lesbians
00:12:03so that the news doesn't come out.
00:12:05All my chakras are closed.
00:12:07All of them.
00:12:09Are you going to leave
00:12:11and drive me out of your house?
00:12:13Antonio, leave me alone.
00:12:15I don't have the strength.
00:12:17These are two sour lesbians.
00:12:19They hate you because you have a penis.
00:12:21Easy.
00:12:23I'm going to get out of here.
00:12:25I don't want any more problems.
00:12:27This is a sign of fate.
00:12:29I'm going to live with Judith.
00:12:31My gadget.
00:12:33You prefer to live with the red-haired bitch
00:12:35instead of me?
00:12:37Do I have to answer you?
00:12:39Get out of here.
00:12:41And don't bother me anymore if you love her.
00:12:43I helped you.
00:12:45You're going to lose your friends.
00:12:47And don't come and yell
00:12:49when your soulmate hits you.
00:12:51She's going to kill him.
00:12:53Koke, my friend,
00:12:55come with me tonight.
00:12:57I'm getting up early,
00:12:59but it's not for me anymore.
00:13:01You're going to sleep in your room tomorrow
00:13:03and you're going to do it anyway.
00:13:05No, no, Mr. Dolphin will drive me.
00:13:07How did I hit your wife?
00:13:09Did you do it from behind?
00:13:11I don't remember anymore.
00:13:13I'm going to a modern club
00:13:15where the kids wear tight pants.
00:13:17I'm going to steal them from the football players.
00:13:19We're not going to be late.
00:13:21I'm going to pick you up at ten.
00:13:23Make yourself beautiful.
00:13:25All right.
00:13:27I'll let you in.
00:13:29I'm coming.
00:13:31I'm coming.
00:13:37Good morning.
00:13:39Where have you been?
00:13:41You haven't picked up the phone in three days.
00:13:43Do you hear anyone?
00:13:45Tell me.
00:13:47I was sick.
00:13:49My balls hurt.
00:13:51Don't you take pills?
00:13:53I stopped them.
00:13:55Don't you take pills?
00:13:57I do, Mario.
00:13:59Don't worry.
00:14:01I saw you on TV.
00:14:03Right.
00:14:05Wait, wait.
00:14:07This is the air traffic controller
00:14:09that was on the news.
00:14:11The doll with the car.
00:14:13Yeah, but he's gone.
00:14:15You won't see them again.
00:14:17You interrupted our connection.
00:14:19I came back from the Canary Islands.
00:14:21I was supposed to sleep at the airport.
00:14:23My kids didn't go to Disney World.
00:14:25Who are you to play with my kids' dreams?
00:14:27Don't you fulfill the requirements of your employees?
00:14:29Don't give them explanations.
00:14:31The military was supposed to send them,
00:14:33but they didn't.
00:14:35You took the air traffic controller?
00:14:37Yes.
00:14:39He was sick because of depression,
00:14:41and I gave it to him because...
00:14:43He's hot.
00:14:45Depressed?
00:14:47He took 200,000 euros.
00:14:49What a jerk.
00:14:51Did you give him something?
00:14:53Is he serious?
00:14:55No, because he's married.
00:14:57How exciting.
00:14:59He must have kids.
00:15:01It's horrible,
00:15:03but for me it's the adventure,
00:15:05the passion, the secret meetings,
00:15:07and everything else.
00:15:09Does he love his wife a lot?
00:15:11I don't know.
00:15:13I just want to know how much he's going to pay.
00:15:15Shut up.
00:15:17He's going to kill you.
00:15:19The patients are coming.
00:15:23I can feel the tragedy.
00:15:25What are you doing?
00:15:27I'm going to blow up all the turbodiesels.
00:15:29Don't be stupid.
00:15:31You have to bargain.
00:15:33The steering wheel is vibrating.
00:15:35Are you trying to trick me, Luis?
00:15:37No, I just took it out of service.
00:15:39Oh, so the chassis is broken.
00:15:41This ashtray won't open.
00:15:43It sounds like someone's.
00:15:45If you don't like it,
00:15:47I'll take it.
00:15:49I have another client.
00:15:51No, Luis, wait.
00:15:53We have to bargain a little, right?
00:15:55Damn, what a line.
00:15:57You, get out of there.
00:15:59Move.
00:16:01Come on.
00:16:03Here, in the summer,
00:16:05boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:16:07And how much do you give him?
00:16:09This ashtray doesn't cost more than $15.
00:16:11No, no, no, I don't fall under $18.
00:16:13$16 and you pay the transfer.
00:16:15And you drink beer.
00:16:17No, leave it, I'll go.
00:16:19Wait, Luis.
00:16:21Damn, shut up.
00:16:23I want a convertible.
00:16:25You can't bargain.
00:16:27You hide your emotions.
00:16:29Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:16:31Are you going to teach me?
00:16:33I have a car for $7,000.
00:16:35Do you want it, Luis?
00:16:37No, no, I don't want to buy anything.
00:16:39I want to sell the car.
00:16:41Do you want it or should I leave?
00:16:43Yes, yes, I'll take it.
00:16:45Give me the money.
00:16:47I'll have it tomorrow,
00:16:49but it's $911.
00:16:51Am I right, Ergen?
00:16:53Look, Bohem, get out of here like me.
00:16:55I had $911.
00:16:57I broke it in an illegal race
00:16:59in Marbella against Alfonso de Hohenlohe.
00:17:01I'll keep it for you for 24 hours.
00:17:03If you don't pay me tomorrow,
00:17:05I'll sell it to someone else.
00:17:07Let me try it.
00:17:09Yes, for boom, boom.
00:17:11Luis, wait.
00:17:13Power car, $7,000.
00:17:15Modern car.
00:17:17Ergen?
00:17:19I thought we were a couple.
00:17:21No, no, wait.
00:17:23We're not a couple.
00:17:25We're friends,
00:17:27and from time to time we get drunk.
00:17:29First I was drunk, then we were a couple.
00:17:31Now I'm drunk.
00:17:33Judith, you're confusing me.
00:17:35I'll give it to you so we can get you money for therapy.
00:17:37It's called attracting customers.
00:17:39Milk will drive us out.
00:17:41Go on.
00:17:43My wife will drive me out of the house.
00:17:45Enrique, we all have problems,
00:17:47but right now it's impossible.
00:17:49Why?
00:17:51You have a huge apartment and you're alone.
00:17:53What?
00:17:55What do you think about the controller's car?
00:17:57Don't think about anything.
00:17:59Enrique, I don't want to get in trouble.
00:18:01My head hurts a lot.
00:18:03Very good.
00:18:05Why am I no longer in this block?
00:18:07I'll look for another apartment.
00:18:09And for that, Mrs. Housekeeper,
00:18:11I officially inform you that I resign as a housekeeper.
00:18:13Wait, don't go.
00:18:15You can go to the housekeeper's apartment.
00:18:17I can't. I let Berta in.
00:18:19Without my permission? What kind of relationship is this?
00:18:21That's what I'm asking myself.
00:18:23There's no communication.
00:18:25Judith, I've tried everything to give and nothing to receive.
00:18:27I've emptied myself of a professional plan in this relationship.
00:18:29Either you'll accept us,
00:18:31or your daddy's gone.
00:18:33Your daddy's gone.
00:18:35The turkey.
00:18:41Yes, Mom, I'll give you the money.
00:18:43It's much better than what you're going to do.
00:18:45What am I going to do?
00:18:47Son, your wife's going to get surgery
00:18:49to become more beautiful.
00:18:51She's going to risk her life for you.
00:18:53What?
00:18:55Come on, Dor, admit it.
00:18:57We broke up because you didn't want me.
00:18:59No, we broke up because she was ugly.
00:19:01You ruined my confidence.
00:19:03You ruined my confidence.
00:19:05What are you going to do?
00:19:07Face, ass, beard and a suit.
00:19:09I'm going to give her $20,000 tomorrow.
00:19:11So your car will wait for the next attack.
00:19:13No, Mom, I'm going to lose my cap.
00:19:15What's more important,
00:19:17the car or saving your marriage?
00:19:19More important is more important.
00:19:21But I like you that way, with your defects.
00:19:23Don't be so rude to your mother.
00:19:25She was thinking about others while we were in love.
00:19:27The same as your father.
00:19:29He was crazy about me.
00:19:31I'm Basilio.
00:19:33I hate her so much.
00:19:35Mom, you're lying to get the money.
00:19:37Yes, keep hurting me.
00:19:39Look how she's suffering.
00:19:41This can't be an accident.
00:19:43I love you, Dor,
00:19:45and I'll fight for our love.
00:19:47You'll give me the money tomorrow, right?
00:19:49Yes, don't worry.
00:19:51Thank you, and I promise I'll give it back.
00:19:53Yes, like you're picking flowers.
00:19:55Don't humiliate me anymore.
00:19:57Don't upload posters of rock singers.
00:19:59Judith didn't let you.
00:20:01Don't worry, it's my job.
00:20:03Come on, go to bed.
00:20:05You're 50 years old and you don't even have a pyjama.
00:20:07You're punished. You won't go out for a week.
00:20:09No, no, let him go out.
00:20:11Let him go out.
00:20:13Smiley face, come and see this.
00:20:19What is it?
00:20:21I emptied a little space for Fran's sports stuff.
00:20:23They're nowhere to be found.
00:20:25I didn't know you had so many shoes.
00:20:27I haven't seen you wear those.
00:20:29Enrique, you're not going to pee in my wardrobe.
00:20:31Because this is my dream wedding.
00:20:33The only wedding ever.
00:20:37Don't worry, everyone's going to get married.
00:20:39Oh, and I put my suitcases
00:20:41under your bikinis, if you can.
00:20:43No, I can't.
00:20:45One day I'll be half asleep
00:20:47and I'll wear your suitcases.
00:20:49I really like vintage, but...
00:20:51You're right.
00:20:53But in your nightgown...
00:20:55No, no, no, not in your nightgown.
00:20:57You're going to sleep in the guest room.
00:20:59With Fran?
00:21:01But he already knows that you and I
00:21:03are not going to sleep together.
00:21:05But...
00:21:07I don't feel comfortable when the baby is here.
00:21:09The beginning of the relationship is not easy.
00:21:11And it was hard for me to leave
00:21:13my home and my independence.
00:21:15They kicked you out, didn't they?
00:21:17Yes, but after I was on the street,
00:21:19I had to go somewhere.
00:21:21Who is it?
00:21:23It's a...
00:21:25It's a...
00:21:27It's a patient from Burgos.
00:21:29I'm sorry,
00:21:31she's doing tele-therapy.
00:21:33Okay, I'll rearrange the kitchen
00:21:35during this time.
00:21:37What was the need
00:21:39for a man in this house?
00:21:41Oh, yes.
00:21:43What?
00:21:45The devil's pikaia.
00:21:47I'm listening to you.
00:21:49Hello.
00:21:51What do you want for dinner?
00:21:53Are you going to ask her
00:21:55if she can smell fried potatoes?
00:21:57She can smell them,
00:21:59because they are advertised on TV.
00:22:01They are frozen.
00:22:03Please, the water.
00:22:05Oh, yes.
00:22:07I always let her go now.
00:22:09She's nervous.
00:22:11Please, we're waiting for the patient.
00:22:13Yes, yes, we won't interrupt.
00:22:15Anyway, we won't.
00:22:17Have you heard of virtual reality?
00:22:19You're a genius at creating parallel worlds.
00:22:21Judith and I made an important step.
00:22:23The relationship is getting better.
00:22:25It smells like a family here.
00:22:27In my room.
00:22:29In my sanctuary.
00:22:31My wardrobe is torn.
00:22:33Horrible.
00:22:35How insensitive.
00:22:37And she wants to sleep with me.
00:22:39In my bed.
00:22:41That's how it is when you crash
00:22:43when you fall.
00:22:45I'm 15 every night.
00:22:47Never.
00:22:49I had a future,
00:22:51but I met Amador with his hair gel.
00:22:53Mom, we're talking about my problem.
00:22:55Yours is out of the question.
00:22:57And yours doesn't look very good.
00:22:59How can I clean the bathroom and his baby?
00:23:01You were very sorry for him, weren't you?
00:23:03Now you're the one who's sorry.
00:23:05He's so sorry for both of us.
00:23:07I have a date with Mario.
00:23:09I can't bring him home for a weekend,
00:23:11his wife to take care of the kids, and...
00:23:13Is he married?
00:23:15I bet he has a big house.
00:23:17No.
00:23:19He's been found by a group of travelers.
00:23:21He lives in a hotel under a false name.
00:23:23So he can take you to a hotel?
00:23:25Like a prostitute?
00:23:27Exactly.
00:23:29Besides, they know his wife,
00:23:31and you have to tell him the truth.
00:23:33You're playing with his feelings.
00:23:35It's terrible.
00:23:37If you don't want him, tell him the truth.
00:23:39The truth is the truth.
00:23:41If I leave him, he leaves me.
00:23:43You can't have it all.
00:23:45It's either freedom or a cook.
00:23:47Freedom. Freedom.
00:23:49Don't bother me anymore.
00:23:51I'll tell him I'm going out with a friend,
00:23:53and I'll kick him out.
00:23:55Period.
00:24:05There are so many scum everywhere.
00:24:07Mr. Dolphin was supposed to come.
00:24:09But he didn't.
00:24:11Why me?
00:24:13Because he's ugly.
00:24:15Are you handsome?
00:24:17Handsome and a salesman.
00:24:19Easy job.
00:24:21What should I tell them?
00:24:23I don't know.
00:24:35What should I tell them?
00:24:37Bad. Very bad.
00:24:39You can't leave.
00:24:41What a slut.
00:24:43Don't let her see you again.
00:24:47Hello.
00:24:49Antonio Rezio, a salesman.
00:24:51An unclean fish.
00:24:53Do you have any documents?
00:24:55I can help you.
00:24:57I'm Spanish, Paco.
00:24:59What's going on?
00:25:01This one is difficult.
00:25:03Let's go dancing.
00:25:05Come on, you can learn something.
00:25:35Yes, we'll be waiting at the door.
00:25:37Yes.
00:25:39Because...
00:25:41Because I'm going to church.
00:25:43No, no, no, I'm not a believer.
00:25:45No.
00:25:47One of my dolls is dying.
00:25:49No, no.
00:25:51How can you cancel it?
00:25:53We almost don't see each other.
00:25:55She was a bitch.
00:25:57She deserved it.
00:25:59No, no, no.
00:26:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:03She was a bitch.
00:26:05She deserved to die.
00:26:07Judith, dinner time.
00:26:09Coming.
00:26:11What are we celebrating?
00:26:13Nothing.
00:26:15This is an intimate dinner for two.
00:26:17Fran, this is night.
00:26:19Everything is perfect.
00:26:21The atmosphere, the food, the music.
00:26:23What music?
00:26:25Judith and I are going to have dinner.
00:26:27We'll sit on the couch, look each other in the eye,
00:26:29and kiss in front of the fireplace.
00:26:31What fireplace? Dad, come back.
00:26:33I'll be a happy couple later.
00:26:35Go to the cinema.
00:26:37I like this movie more. I love the fantasy.
00:26:39Get out of here.
00:26:41Go to sleep with your mother, the maid.
00:26:51You're beautiful, dear.
00:26:53Eric, we need to talk.
00:26:55Don't worry, we have all night.
00:26:57I sent Fran to sleep with his mother.
00:26:59I know you're worried about his presence.
00:27:01Yes, but...
00:27:03Risotto with mushrooms and black truffles.
00:27:05Scallopini with Marsala.
00:27:07And a surprise dessert.
00:27:09What a gesture.
00:27:11How did you know?
00:27:13You're a little slow.
00:27:15You're in the mood for something.
00:27:17Look what you've done for me.
00:27:19Yes, yes.
00:27:21Actually...
00:27:23What did you want to tell me?
00:27:25No, look, I...
00:27:27What's wrong with you?
00:27:31We can't have dinner.
00:27:35I have an emergency.
00:27:37A patient wants to commit suicide.
00:27:39And you're dressed like that?
00:27:41Yes.
00:27:43Because it's the casino's cover.
00:27:45If you don't follow the etiquette,
00:27:47they won't let you in.
00:27:49I'll come with you.
00:27:51Then we'll play roulette.
00:27:53I have a system based on mathematical algorithms.
00:27:55I don't want to be hit by a tiger.
00:27:57Next time.
00:27:59I'm going to leave my trousers.
00:28:01You're not coming to dinner, are you?
00:28:03I'll wait for you.
00:28:05Maybe later.
00:28:07Calm down.
00:28:09Risotto is rice that doesn't fall apart.
00:28:11I only buy high-quality things.
00:28:13All right.
00:28:15Then we'll wait.
00:28:25My baby.
00:28:55I'm smarter than you.
00:28:57Which is not difficult.
00:28:59I can trick you.
00:29:01But what you're doing is cheap.
00:29:03We'll leave you without a magnet for masks.
00:29:05Don't do that.
00:29:07Yes, but it's not foreseen that we'll take the lions to pride.
00:29:09We have five brains that will come up with a counterattack.
00:29:11Four.
00:29:13I hate myself a lot.
00:29:15And what are you going to do?
00:29:17There's no time.
00:29:19The money will melt.
00:29:21They'll operate tomorrow.
00:29:23When Archimedes discovered...
00:29:25I have a plan.
00:29:27Not only to get the money back,
00:29:29but also to get rid of your mother forever.
00:29:31Yes.
00:29:33First, we have to prevent the operation.
00:29:35We'll need a man at the reception.
00:29:37Two firemen's suits.
00:29:39And a lot of cold blood.
00:29:41A lot.
00:29:43Cold man, cold blood.
00:29:45Everything is cold for you.
00:29:47Not everything, asks Anna Ross.
00:29:53Mr. Ressio, let's go.
00:29:55It won't warm us up.
00:29:57Antonio Ressio doesn't give up.
00:29:59Drink another one.
00:30:01I don't want to drink.
00:30:03No enthusiasm.
00:30:05You should have killed the desire for life.
00:30:07Let's go see Enrique.
00:30:09We're doing so well.
00:30:17Judith, where are you?
00:30:19Your red hair, your eyelashes,
00:30:21your tie, Enrique.
00:30:23Antonio, it's two in the morning.
00:30:25What do you want?
00:30:27To know what you're letting out.
00:30:29We're surrounded by masks.
00:30:31Find out where my hand is.
00:30:33Can you find out?
00:30:35On the phone.
00:30:37The other one.
00:30:39But it's an urgent coupon.
00:30:41Lock me up.
00:30:43How busy he is.
00:30:45What was he doing?
00:30:47Aren't you moving well?
00:30:49Yes, yes, yes.
00:30:51Big step.
00:30:53Of course, we're moving.
00:30:55Super.
00:31:01Are we leaving?
00:31:03Yes, yes, yes. Let's go to bed.
00:31:05To sleep?
00:31:07We didn't drop anything.
00:31:09Antonio Ressio won't clean his hands.
00:31:11We won't catch anything here.
00:31:13Let's go to another place.
00:31:15What's this?
00:31:17It's like jellied candy.
00:31:19My God.
00:31:25Who's this annoying guy
00:31:27who keeps calling?
00:31:29A patient with depression.
00:31:31His wife killed him because of another patient.
00:31:33He kicked him out of the house
00:31:35and he has nowhere to go.
00:31:37We'll take care of the job.
00:31:39Flight HXHX69.
00:31:41Expensive landing.
00:31:43Hurry up.
00:31:45Sorry for the long hours.
00:31:47They say you don't do anything.
00:31:49This topic again. I didn't finish the lines.
00:31:51Okay, okay.
00:31:57Let's go to your place.
00:31:59No, no, no.
00:32:01It's better in the car, like teenagers.
00:32:03If my wife finds something
00:32:05under the pizzeria, I'll...
00:32:07You're talking about your wife
00:32:09and I don't give a damn.
00:32:11Get your ass up.
00:32:13I'll cover the seat with a map.
00:32:15Don't you have a GPS?
00:32:17I do, but I can't use it.
00:32:19Those moving screens,
00:32:21they don't...
00:32:23I like the train more and more.
00:32:33How do I get this off?
00:32:41I don't know.
00:32:51Mother, the risotto.
00:32:53What?
00:32:55Chef Koppel.
00:32:57What are you doing on the terrace at this hour?
00:32:59The cigarette in three hours.
00:33:01Wait, wait.
00:33:03Get the wheelchair out.
00:33:05Mario, there are neighbors.
00:33:07Eric, are you alone? Get in.
00:33:09I'm not leaving anyone.
00:33:11I put a risotto in the bottle.
00:33:13Go to sleep.
00:33:15What are you doing?
00:33:17Antonio, get me out of the house.
00:33:19Please, we're sleeping.
00:33:21Yes, yes, sleep.
00:33:23Kiffle to kiffle.
00:33:25Go to sleep.
00:33:27Let's go to your place.
00:33:29No, no, no.
00:33:31It's better than a friend.
00:33:39Good evening.
00:33:41Where are you going with this?
00:33:43Shut up, shut up.
00:33:47This smells awful.
00:33:49The neighbors hate the controllers.
00:33:51What is this Koppel doing here?
00:33:53Do you see? Get out, get out.
00:33:55All right, all right, all right.
00:33:57I'm going out.
00:33:59Get in.
00:34:03Raquel, do me a favor.
00:34:05Can you fix the clock?
00:34:07Do you know what time it is?
00:34:09I'm sorry, it's an emergency.
00:34:11If you want me to stay.
00:34:13How do you say it?
00:34:15I can fix a lot of things at once.
00:34:17I did it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:34:19No, no.
00:34:23Am I hallucinating?
00:34:25Why did you open it?
00:34:27Isn't it from the gang?
00:34:29I'm going to tell my dad.
00:34:31Don't mess with me.
00:34:33You're not going to sleep on my couch.
00:34:35Mr. Resilo, let's go home.
00:34:37Everything is closed.
00:34:39How old are you?
00:34:41You can't enjoy the night.
00:34:43Don't smoke any more.
00:34:45It'll make you sick.
00:34:47I'm not going out with you anymore.
00:34:49You're killing my desire.
00:34:51We can look for a place to spend the night.
00:34:53Oh, a lonely old woman.
00:34:55She's looking for a date.
00:34:57Hey, bamboo snicker.
00:34:59Are you looking for something expensive?
00:35:01Look how she's holding on to the leash.
00:35:03We're looking for a nice place to have a drink.
00:35:05Of course, dear.
00:35:07I'll take you wherever you want.
00:35:09What are you looking for?
00:35:11Let's go home.
00:35:13Get out of here.
00:35:15You're not going to like this adventure.
00:35:17Don't be mean.
00:35:19What's your name, beautiful?
00:35:21Margarita.
00:35:23How beautiful you are.
00:35:25I'm going to cut your wall.
00:35:27What a coincidence.
00:35:29Mr. Resilo, you're wrong.
00:35:31I'm sorry I'm late.
00:35:33You're so jealous.
00:35:35Everyone wants to cut your wall.
00:35:37Antonio Resilo, a merchant,
00:35:39an impoverished Roman,
00:35:41and I'm left without a visa.
00:35:43I like your pullover.
00:35:45Margarita, do you like to be a gendarmerie?
00:35:51From the genital area,
00:35:53complications can appear,
00:35:55such as arterial infarction,
00:35:57cough, bradycardia, depression.
00:35:59What's that?
00:36:01If you ring the operator's bell,
00:36:03they're not guilty.
00:36:05Oh, okay.
00:36:07I was so scared.
00:36:09You have to cut this square.
00:36:11Are you a donor of organs?
00:36:13I give you everything for the science.
00:36:1519,230 euros, please.
00:36:17Bank transfer?
00:36:19No, no, it's in numbers.
00:36:23You've been late for a long time.
00:36:25I'm not used to it.
00:36:27You fixed everything, didn't you?
00:36:29I'm sure they're making you a step back.
00:36:31I'm sorry, of course.
00:36:33You're lying. I fixed everything.
00:36:35Like you.
00:36:37Mother Figueroa.
00:36:39I am. Hello.
00:36:41Hello. Let's go. Let's get you ready.
00:36:43Success. We'll be waiting for you here.
00:36:45What do I tell the kids if you don't come out of the surgery?
00:36:47Well, you'll see them anyway.
00:36:49But will they recognize you?
00:36:51How long is the surgery?
00:36:53The full one is about 14.
00:36:55Something like that.
00:36:57Wake me up when you come out of the surgery.
00:36:59I love you so much. You're my super band.
00:37:07Attention, Max. Do you hear me?
00:37:09The end.
00:37:11Don't say the end, you idiot. That's the phone.
00:37:13The mummy is going to the sarcophagus.
00:37:15Surgery, ointment and anesthesia in action.
00:37:17Roger that.
00:37:26She's not that bad.
00:37:28Long live the crisis of the forties. It saves our business.
00:37:31When you say it, it's done.
00:37:33A little music, Merce.
00:37:37What's going on?
00:37:39Alarm. Everyone out.
00:37:41What are you doing?
00:37:43Hold that, mother. Please, we're in surgery.
00:37:45Get out. We have to empty the clinic.
00:37:47A terrorist attack with biological weapons
00:37:49developed by a fundamentalist group
00:37:51against plastic surgery.
00:37:53What are you talking about?
00:37:55Get out.
00:37:57Get out, or I'll call the police.
00:37:59The patient is drunk.
00:38:01I'm going to kill you, brother.
00:38:03We'll take care of her. We have extensive medical knowledge.
00:38:05Calm down.
00:38:13Milo is a fool. She's not breathing.
00:38:15In order to keep her alive,
00:38:17we have to hold the balloon.
00:38:19Hold the balloons?
00:38:21Hold this.
00:38:23All right.
00:38:25Let's go inside the carrier and get out.
00:38:31Everyone out.
00:38:33Biological attack. There's a virus.
00:38:35City level.
00:38:37What are you talking about?
00:38:39He's already infected. Don't touch him.
00:38:41Run to save your life, quickly.
00:38:43Help. My organs are falling apart.
00:38:45You've made a fool of yourself.
00:38:47Take the money.
00:38:49I'm going to run out of oxygen.
00:38:51Yes, yes.
00:38:53Take them, take them.
00:38:55Come on, the firefighters are coming.
00:38:57Take them from the balloons.
00:39:01Run.
00:39:07Koke?
00:39:09Why are you holding the suitcase? Are you in a hurry?
00:39:11No, no, no.
00:39:13I love them very much. We've been together for a long time.
00:39:15Where's my husband?
00:39:17Did you talk to him?
00:39:19Hasn't he cleaned up yet?
00:39:21From where? Do you know anything?
00:39:23No, how can I know?
00:39:25I'm very worried. He didn't sleep at home.
00:39:27And he doesn't answer his cell phone.
00:39:29And he didn't go out with me at night.
00:39:31What? Did you take him to the restaurant?
00:39:33No, no, he took me.
00:39:35You're lying. Antonio doesn't like to go out at night.
00:39:37Where is he? Have you drugged him?
00:39:39I haven't.
00:39:41He drank a few glasses, and in the morning I left him with...
00:39:43Don't ask so much. There's a lot of work to do.
00:39:45Who did you leave him with?
00:39:47Tell me.
00:39:49Is he with someone else?
00:39:51Not exactly.
00:39:53I left him drunk.
00:39:55How could you leave him alone in the middle of the night?
00:39:57I was very sleepy.
00:39:59Antonio, if anything happens to him, you'll see.
00:40:09What a mess.
00:40:11They threw the whole house at me.
00:40:17Where am I?
00:40:19Me?
00:40:21I took the gadget.
00:40:25What a mess.
00:40:27What a night I had.
00:40:29I don't remember anything.
00:40:31You're disgusting.
00:40:33Where are you?
00:40:37Surprise!
00:40:39Good morning, Pedal.
00:40:43Didn't we mess up a little with the bandages?
00:40:45Like Tutankhamen?
00:40:47Didn't they operate the whole thing?
00:40:49I can't reach the balloon.
00:40:51If we turn on the Power Car 7000,
00:40:53it has a breathing function.
00:40:55It'll wake up sooner.
00:40:57Take out the carrot.
00:40:59Cookie!
00:41:01Milo?
00:41:03Milo, can you hear me?
00:41:05Amador.
00:41:07You came to see me.
00:41:09No, no, you're already at home.
00:41:11At home?
00:41:13Because they wrote you off.
00:41:15Everything's going great.
00:41:17They did everything for me.
00:41:19Nothing hurts me.
00:41:21They used barrel cages
00:41:23to restore the tissues quickly.
00:41:25Very strong.
00:41:27Milo, the doctor said
00:41:29you need to rest for a week.
00:41:31The stitches are fresh.
00:41:33Will he come to see me?
00:41:35No, no.
00:41:37He's very busy.
00:41:39He has a surgery to change the field.
00:41:41What did he say?
00:41:43Did I become beautiful?
00:41:47Yes, yes.
00:41:49The doctor said you won't believe
00:41:51when you see yourself.
00:41:53I can't wait.
00:41:55What are you drawing?
00:41:57Go to sleep,
00:41:59or the barrel cages won't work.
00:42:01God, I want to see myself.
00:42:03Hang on, hang on.
00:42:05Amador, thank you so much
00:42:07for understanding.
00:42:09I needed this to be happy.
00:42:11You're welcome.
00:42:13I'm ready for anything for Milo.
00:42:15I don't understand one thing.
00:42:17One day she'll see in the mirror
00:42:19that it's the same.
00:42:21She'll say,
00:42:23No.
00:42:25No, because the moustache
00:42:27will be in the mouth
00:42:29when she sees you're happy
00:42:31with the new shirt.
00:42:33What new shirt?
00:42:35We're still missing it,
00:42:37but we'll get it fixed.
00:42:39We'll need 200 euros
00:42:41and a website for the appointment.
00:42:43I'll take care of the car.
00:42:45The job is done.
00:42:47Amador, I'll write.
00:42:49We didn't think about that.
00:42:51I'm a big shot.
00:42:53Yes, yes, I have the money.
00:42:57Damn it.
00:42:59My back hurts from my mom's couch.
00:43:01I hope it's a success.
00:43:03Yes, yes, it was a crazy night.
00:43:05Where's Judith?
00:43:07Good question.
00:43:09Isn't she with you?
00:43:11Oh, that's a shame.
00:43:21Judith, I saw you.
00:43:23Oh, good morning.
00:43:25It's a night in the casino.
00:43:27I've been trying to convince the killer
00:43:29for eight hours,
00:43:31and in the end I failed.
00:43:33How do people like to attract attention?
00:43:35I'm going to bed.
00:43:37Wait a minute.
00:43:39Do you think I'm stupid?
00:43:41I got involved in the casino.
00:43:43There was no killer.
00:43:45Are you calling me a liar?
00:43:47Yes.
00:43:49Where was he?
00:43:51Tell me.
00:43:53All right, all right.
00:43:55I'll tell you the truth,
00:43:57even if it hurts you.
00:43:59My back hurts.
00:44:01Why does it hurt?
00:44:03I didn't recognize her.
00:44:05How insensitive you are.
00:44:07If you loved me,
00:44:09it would hurt you.
00:44:11I'm sorry,
00:44:13but is that how you do business?
00:44:15Yes, yes,
00:44:17until 9 a.m.
00:44:19Yes,
00:44:21it was overtime.
00:44:23I don't believe you at all.
00:44:25I don't believe you either.
00:44:27Is Judith here?
00:44:29Yes, yes, come in.
00:44:31Look, I found the promise of the bed in the car.
00:44:33Pay more attention.
00:44:35My wife is not stupid.
00:44:37This could ruin our relationship.
00:44:39Who is this?
00:44:41No, no.
00:44:43Mario, nice to meet you.
00:44:45My father.
00:44:49Yes, my mother is dead.
00:44:51Is that her?
00:44:53Yes.
00:44:55She stayed here for a few days
00:44:57to experience the pain together with her only daughter.
00:45:01This is my brother.
00:45:03I sincerely sympathize with you.
00:45:05Can you come
00:45:07to the kitchen in a little while?
00:45:09Wait for me.
00:45:15Are you cheating on me?
00:45:17No, no, I'm not cheating on you
00:45:19because we're not a couple.
00:45:21We live together.
00:45:23Are you crazy?
00:45:25Eric, I'm sorry.
00:45:27Mario is married
00:45:29and he asked me to be discreet.
00:45:31I'm asking you the same thing.
00:45:33To be a part of the affair, I...
00:45:35It's not an affair.
00:45:37His wife is dead.
00:45:39I'll leave her.
00:45:41Please, you're just another number.
00:45:43I'm sorry.
00:45:45I fell in love.
00:45:47And I didn't want to hurt you.
00:45:49Don't hurt me.
00:45:51This shouldn't affect
00:45:53our professional relationship.
00:45:55But it does.
00:45:57I give you my full leave as deputy.
00:45:59Go, I'm sorry.
00:46:01I have to go.
00:46:03I have to be at the airport in an hour.
00:46:05Yes, go.
00:46:07It was a pleasure, Mr. Pastor.
00:46:09You're so elementary.
00:46:11You're dating a pilot.
00:46:13They have girlfriends all over the airport.
00:46:15He controls the air traffic.
00:46:17What a nightmare.
00:46:19The ugliest union in the country.
00:46:21The culprits of the only
00:46:23out-of-order situation in 30 years.
00:46:25I'm sorry, but the airlines
00:46:27didn't respect the contract.
00:46:29You don't respect anything.
00:46:31Pack your bags, we're leaving.
00:46:33Your girlfriend's life affects me.
00:46:35You've made a fool of yourself.
00:46:37I need stability.
00:46:39Me too, but there's no way.
00:46:41Think about where I'm going.
00:46:43She won't suffer any more humiliation
00:46:45than this red hair.
00:46:47We're on the street.
00:46:49Put on your horn, and you ease her.
00:46:51I'd stay to tease her.
00:46:53How can she stay here?
00:46:55She's different.
00:46:57It's a matter of dignity.
00:46:59Accept it.
00:47:01You've lost it a long time ago.
00:47:03I can't believe it.
00:47:05She's so arrogant.
00:47:07She thinks I'm her father.
00:47:09You're a good man.
00:47:11I'll kill you.
00:47:13Watch out, my glasses.
00:47:15You have the talent to tease people.
00:47:17Sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.
00:47:19She's driving me crazy.
00:47:21Comrade, love is sweet.
00:47:23Grigory!
00:47:25Maybe this Mario is the time of adventure.
00:47:27Maybe you are.
00:47:29You never know.
00:47:31Love is sweet.
00:47:33That's why I'm single.
00:47:35Leo, don't help him anymore.
00:47:37Eric, we're here to advise you.
00:47:39Tell me something about the enemy.
00:47:41He's a young and attractive air traffic controller.
00:47:43They make a lot of money.
00:47:45He's crazy.
00:47:47He watches the screen all day long
00:47:49and they pay him for everything.
00:47:51Two men fight to the death
00:47:53to plunder a woman.
00:47:55Mother Nature foretold this.
00:47:57Why do you think it's too much
00:47:59to take advantage of those
00:48:01who are in front of you
00:48:03and to take over your genes?
00:48:05That's bullshit.
00:48:07That's not logical.
00:48:09He's trying to get out.
00:48:11I don't think he's getting out of this gentleman's sperm.
00:48:13That's a different idea.
00:48:15Calm down.
00:48:17Let's find his weak spots.
00:48:19Rhythm in the balls.
00:48:21No, Eric, there's no work in hand-to-hand combat.
00:48:23Don't kill him.
00:48:25Isn't he married?
00:48:27Give him to his wife.
00:48:29She's going to make a scene
00:48:31and he's going to have to break up with Judith
00:48:33to save his wife.
00:48:35And his money.
00:48:37What do you think?
00:48:39That I'm ready to break up a family
00:48:41to get together with Judith?
00:48:43That's immoral, disrespectful,
00:48:45vile.
00:48:47That's ideal.
00:48:49There are no rules in love.
00:48:51We are animals,
00:48:53but our society has alienated us
00:48:55and you've never thought about it.
00:48:57I need proof of adultery.
00:48:59A compromising picture.
00:49:01Thank you, fool, for your leadership.
00:49:05Isn't he overdressed?
00:49:07His mother is an air traffic controller.
00:49:09I'm expecting the vacation.
00:49:11What vacation?
00:49:13I was going to take Anna Ross to Taiwan
00:49:15to see her hometown.
00:49:17How do you know she was born there?
00:49:19There's a tattoo on her ass.
00:49:21Made in Taiwan.
00:49:23Enrique,
00:49:25something terrible has happened to me.
00:49:27I don't care. Tell me about it.
00:49:29I'm very bad.
00:49:31I'm not telling you, am I?
00:49:33I think they broke my back door.
00:49:35Did they rob you?
00:49:37They raped me, Enrique.
00:49:39Didn't you have a protective mechanism?
00:49:41Who gave me a cigarette?
00:49:43It didn't work.
00:49:45Wait a minute.
00:49:47What happened?
00:49:49It's very hard for me to talk about it.
00:49:51Then why are you telling me about it?
00:49:53Okay, I'll tell you.
00:49:55How perverted are you?
00:49:59Last night
00:50:01I went out for a drink
00:50:03with Koki
00:50:05because you left him alone.
00:50:07We had a drink
00:50:09and I woke up
00:50:11in the bed of a man.
00:50:15That doesn't mean there was sex.
00:50:21My back hurts.
00:50:23It's hard for me to talk about it,
00:50:25especially in the elevator.
00:50:27It hurts a lot.
00:50:29Maybe it's because of your chronic backache.
00:50:31My body aches.
00:50:33It's an allergic reaction to faggots.
00:50:35They took my breasts
00:50:37and raped me.
00:50:39Breasts? It was a man, wasn't it?
00:50:41He had breasts and a penis.
00:50:43Genetic horror.
00:50:45He must have been born in a nuclear waste dump.
00:50:47Did they tie you up? Did they threaten you?
00:50:49I don't remember anything.
00:50:51My memories are erased
00:50:53so I don't get injured.
00:50:55Another protective mechanism.
00:50:57From my mother's side.
00:50:59I see.
00:51:01It's best if you forget about that crazy night
00:51:03and carry on with your life.
00:51:05How can I carry on with my life?
00:51:07They made me go back and forth.
00:51:09Get together with Bertha.
00:51:11She loves you.
00:51:13She'll support you.
00:51:15What if I'm infected with the virus?
00:51:17Look at me. What do you see?
00:51:19It's better to go down the stairs.
00:51:21Isn't that what it looks like?
00:51:23There's no work.
00:51:25Everyone has one.
00:51:27Enrique, what did I do?
00:51:29I can't live with this
00:51:31pressure and this pinching.
00:51:33I can't.
00:51:35I don't know. I don't understand.
00:51:37Go see a specialist.
00:51:39Pedals?
00:51:41Doctor!
00:51:43Will you come with me?
00:51:45I can't. I have a lot of work.
00:51:47Your wife should come.
00:51:49I don't know where she is. I kicked her out.
00:51:51She's in the tenant's apartment.
00:51:53I gave her the keys.
00:51:55You used 2C without permission.
00:51:57I'll pay for the meeting.
00:51:59Great.
00:52:01I'll tell them you've been fired.
00:52:03Do you want to kill me?
00:52:05No. I want you to leave me alone.
00:52:07So we have three kids.
00:52:09Four.
00:52:11Carlota, Nano, Rodrigo and Cocorcho.
00:52:13Cocorcho?
00:52:15He's an Indian?
00:52:17He doesn't talk much.
00:52:19Thanks to my mom for the surgery.
00:52:21When was it?
00:52:23This morning.
00:52:25They used barrel cages.
00:52:27That's the strangest thing I've ever heard.
00:52:29Spit it out.
00:52:31If I have time, I'll kick you.
00:52:33I don't look like my mom.
00:52:35No, that wasn't my best plan.
00:52:37Mom!
00:52:39Mom!
00:52:41Who is this?
00:52:43Thank you so much for the surgery.
00:52:45I'm so happy.
00:52:47Mom!
00:52:49I fell in love again.
00:52:51What did they do to you?
00:52:53Full change. 14 hours of surgery.
00:52:55Is that good?
00:52:57From the barrel cages.
00:52:59She's taller. She talks differently.
00:53:01And when she fills your chin, her voice changes.
00:53:03Come on, talk.
00:53:05Get out of here.
00:53:07I want to see my kids.
00:53:09We'll see them later.
00:53:11She's still pregnant.
00:53:13You look strange to me.
00:53:15We're a family now.
00:53:17You can go back to Albacete.
00:53:19You don't have a job here anymore.
00:53:21I don't have a job? I'm your mother.
00:53:23Come on, let's talk.
00:53:25She needs to rest.
00:53:27Why does it hurt so much?
00:53:29I can do it.
00:53:31They'll make me look like a pig.
00:53:35Your father's not here, is he?
00:53:37No, no, go home.
00:53:39I'm really sorry about your mother.
00:53:41They didn't fall in love.
00:53:43That's the inertia of marriage.
00:53:45You think that's the woman of your life,
00:53:47but it turns out it's not.
00:53:49It's different.
00:53:51You spend 40 years on a bottle of wine
00:53:53and you get the one you deserve.
00:53:55That's...
00:53:57That's soft.
00:53:59No, no.
00:54:01But you learn everything.
00:54:03Where are you going?
00:54:05Are you new here?
00:54:07Yes, I decided to go by train.
00:54:09I don't want a capricious controller
00:54:11to get sick and block me at the airport
00:54:13for days without any conditions.
00:54:15You don't respect the airlines.
00:54:17I'm sorry, I forgot you were like that.
00:54:19I'm sorry.
00:54:21Father, I'm not interested
00:54:23whether you approve our relationship.
00:54:25On the contrary, I approve it
00:54:27because you're happy and I'm happy.
00:54:29Thank you very much.
00:54:31Besides, I'm a modern father.
00:54:33I left your condoms in the closet.
00:54:35I don't know if I checked them.
00:54:37You didn't.
00:54:39Don't worry, your daughter is drinking the pills.
00:54:41What?
00:54:43She was holding on to her old gadget
00:54:45to put on a rubber band.
00:54:47To last longer.
00:54:49All right, all right.
00:54:51Well, I'm off.
00:54:53I'll be late.
00:54:55Bye, daughter.
00:54:57Bye, father.
00:54:59Take care.
00:55:01Later.
00:55:03Do you want something to drink?
00:55:05No, let's go to the bedroom.
00:55:07I don't want to disappoint your father.
00:55:09Yes, great.
00:55:11Whoop, whoop!
00:55:27I found you, Stibulus.
00:55:41Ouch!
00:56:01Tighten your knees.
00:56:03There will be turbulence.
00:56:05Ouch, ouch!
00:56:07Take this off.
00:56:11Ouch, ouch, ouch!
00:56:15All right, tell me,
00:56:17what are you, Mr. Resilu?
00:56:19Well, we raped my mother.
00:56:21I'm here to get checked
00:56:23so I can file a complaint.
00:56:25I did it backwards.
00:56:27Are you his partner?
00:56:29No, no, no, I'm his partner.
00:56:31Do I look like a gay virus?
00:56:33What virus?
00:56:35Faggots. I'm transforming.
00:56:37I'm gay.
00:56:39Your homosexuality is not contagious.
00:56:41It's not proven.
00:56:43Take off your pants and stand on all fours.
00:56:45But why?
00:56:47To make a visual inspection.
00:56:49Isn't it casual?
00:56:51Not visual, Suko.
00:56:53Ah, the hole.
00:56:55What are you coming for?
00:56:57I didn't want to come.
00:56:59No, no, leave me alone.
00:57:01You'll feel your finger a little cold.
00:57:03It's from the lubricant.
00:57:05Let the sphincter go.
00:57:07I can't.
00:57:09This is a family-friendly mechanism.
00:57:11Yeah, I'll give you a cigarette to let go.
00:57:13What are you going to do to me?
00:57:15Easy.
00:57:17We'll skip the visual inspection.
00:57:19All right.
00:57:21Done.
00:57:23Did you see? It's easy.
00:57:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't hold back.
00:57:27Don't look.
00:57:29I'm inspecting the walls of the visual inspection.
00:57:31I'm looking for abscesses,
00:57:33or foreign bodies.
00:57:35Foreign bodies?
00:57:37Did he leave anything?
00:57:39Don't worry.
00:57:41Everything looks normal.
00:57:43Does it hurt?
00:57:45Yeah, you touched my finger.
00:57:47All right.
00:57:49You can get dressed.
00:57:51Is it serious, doctor?
00:57:53A small crack in the back wall.
00:57:55I knew it.
00:57:57I warned you.
00:57:59Clean this pedal.
00:58:01Did you make any last-minute efforts?
00:58:03I'm sure I resisted,
00:58:05but I can't remember.
00:58:07Do you go to the bathroom often?
00:58:09You're very perverted.
00:58:11How often do you go out?
00:58:13In most cases, the cracks are long-lasting.
00:58:15Am I raped or not?
00:58:17There is no solid evidence.
00:58:19All right.
00:58:21For a week, you'll be on a diet,
00:58:23rich in fiber,
00:58:25wash yourself with a glass of water
00:58:27after every outing,
00:58:29and take nitroglycerin
00:58:31three times a day.
00:58:33Nitroglycerin?
00:58:35Isn't that harmful?
00:58:37What a bad luck!
00:58:39One day to go out and...
00:58:41Oh, my house!
00:58:43I hate going to the market.
00:58:45Look at my feet.
00:58:47How did the surgery go?
00:58:49The girl!
00:58:53Mom?
00:58:55What happened to you?
00:58:57Everything!
00:58:59It doesn't hurt at all.
00:59:01But why are you here?
00:59:03We agreed to meet in the bathroom.
00:59:05Did you get burned?
00:59:07Yes, but I have diapers.
00:59:09What diapers?
00:59:11Look what you've done.
00:59:13Come on, let's go to the bathroom.
00:59:15This is very strange.
00:59:17Watch out for the stitches.
00:59:19The doctor told us to wait a week,
00:59:21but I feel terrible.
00:59:23I have chest pains.
00:59:25I'm terrible.
00:59:27It's awful.
00:59:29You're the same.
00:59:31No, no, no.
00:59:33The stitches and this...
00:59:35I'm sure I'm the same.
00:59:39In your place,
00:59:41I'd make an ad.
00:59:45Impressive.
00:59:47You're a different person every day.
00:59:49Yes, I'll have to get used to it now.
00:59:51What a change for the better.
00:59:53Are you married?
00:59:55You look like a prostitute.
00:59:57I'm very beautiful, ma'am.
00:59:59Louis, I'll be right there.
01:00:01Mom, I'm going out for a while.
01:00:03No, don't leave me alone, Amancio.
01:00:05Amador!
01:00:07This diaper...
01:00:09Lele!
01:00:11Mom!
01:00:13No, no, that's not mom.
01:00:15They put her face on this lady.
01:00:17It used to be 60, now it's 40.
01:00:19How are they going to transplant her face?
01:00:21Gusti, this bastard
01:00:23took my son out of the operating room
01:00:25and ruined my life
01:00:27so he could take my money and buy a car.
01:00:29No, no, no, don't lie.
01:00:31I already turned him down.
01:00:33I just didn't want you to have surgery, honey.
01:00:35Because I love you. I love you.
01:00:37What are you?
01:00:39Amador, take the car out and pay him
01:00:41or I'll sell it to someone else.
01:00:43Oh, I'm sorry.
01:00:51Mom, I'm sorry.
01:00:53But I don't want you to get this bastard together anymore.
01:00:55Thank you, Gusti.
01:00:57So you don't have to have surgery anymore.
01:00:59So you're going back to Albacete?
01:01:01No, you're going to your father
01:01:03to get you on the road.
01:01:05What...
01:01:07What am I going to do in Albacete?
01:01:09I don't have a job there.
01:01:11Get out!
01:01:13Come on!
01:01:15Who are you?
01:01:17Amparo, a prostitute.
01:01:19Who operated on you?
01:01:21Mario, how could you leave me like this?
01:01:23We were so good together.
01:01:25What happened?
01:01:27How are you going to save your marriage?
01:01:29You're going to die.
01:01:31Now, Dad, attack him.
01:01:33Not yet.
01:01:35Let him get to the bottom of it.
01:01:37Let him understand what it's like
01:01:39to be dragged into the trap of feelings.
01:01:41Coward!
01:01:43No, no, don't shut me up.
01:01:45Mario, Mario!
01:01:47Hide.
01:01:51Enrique?
01:01:53I'm going to leave you a letter
01:01:55so there's no misunderstanding.
01:01:57Good luck, housekeeper.
01:01:59No, no, no, wait, don't go.
01:02:01Okay, I'm staying.
01:02:03Mario, stay with me.
01:02:05Oh, my God.
01:02:07He got married, but he didn't tell me why.
01:02:09I'm not going to say I warned you,
01:02:11but I warned you.
01:02:13You can't trust an air traffic controller.
01:02:15Why can't I trust men?
01:02:17Because you're looking for love
01:02:19when you've already found it.
01:02:21What?
01:02:23Enrique, what are you doing?
01:02:25What are you doing?
01:02:29Love.
01:02:31But without condoms.
01:02:33Wonderful.
01:02:37Let's see how long this will last.
01:02:41Is Antonio here?
01:02:43Yes, yes, but no one can come in.
01:02:45Antonio, what are you doing?
01:02:47Nothing, I'm just taking a bath.
01:02:49But you've only wet your ass.
01:02:51I'm taking a bath
01:02:53to clean the water.
01:02:55If you give me the money,
01:02:57I'll buy you the ointment.
01:02:59What ointment?
01:03:01For the anal fissure.
01:03:03For what?
01:03:05Antonio, what have you done?
01:03:07No, no, nothing,
01:03:09probably because I ate a lot of almonds
01:03:11and last night
01:03:13a drug dealer attacked him.
01:03:15I was walking around and suddenly
01:03:17he made a noise.
01:03:19Yes, how can you go out at night?
01:03:21Jesus, our Lord God
01:03:23has never woken up all night.
01:03:25At the secret party,
01:03:27he got a little drunk.
01:03:29He woke up on the third day,
01:03:31probably from a hangover.
01:03:33How could you not understand the gospel?
01:03:35I'll write you down for catechism.
01:03:37He's guilty.
01:03:39The doctor said it's not contagious.
01:03:41Don't worry, I'll take care of you.
01:03:43Give me the prescription,
01:03:45I'll buy you the ointment.
01:03:49How annoying is this woman?
01:03:51Why are you telling her?
01:03:53Someone has to apply the ointment,
01:03:55not me.
01:03:57From now on, you'll be silent.
01:03:59No one should know about this.
01:04:01My investment is my trademark
01:04:03and my political future.
01:04:05Lord Resio has appeared.
01:04:07But she's the same.
01:04:09Why? What happened?
01:04:11They raped him.
01:04:13A drug dealer.
01:04:15What are you talking about?
01:04:17There's an anal story.
01:04:19What a misfortune.
01:04:21Can you imagine?
01:04:23Four black people
01:04:25were flirting with him.
01:04:27They drugged him, tied him up
01:04:29and raped him.
01:04:31And the seventh.
01:04:33There were at least 20 of them.
01:04:35Take this.
01:04:37It's for Antonio.
01:04:39Now it's time to show
01:04:41our solidarity.
01:04:43Yes, to give him flowers or something.
01:04:45It's cold.
01:04:47Wait a minute.
01:04:49You have to stand like this for 10 minutes to drink.
01:04:51I'll never go out at night.
01:04:53Do you see what happens
01:04:55when you meet with the doorman?
01:04:57If he had fired him when he was supposed to...
01:04:59The doorbell.
01:05:01Don't open it, I'm deaf.
01:05:03We're here to see the fisherman.
01:05:05He can't come in now.
01:05:07How is he? Can he sit down?
01:05:09Bring him a gift.
01:05:11Take this money and go away.
01:05:13Antonio, we have guests.
01:05:17What are you doing here? Get out!
01:05:19It's not enough that we're here to show you our custom.
01:05:21You must feel terrible.
01:05:23How was it? Did you like it?
01:05:25How did you find out? It was a secret, wasn't it?
01:05:27These things can be heard, Antonio.
01:05:29The corridors have eyes.
01:05:31Oh, wonderful!
01:05:33What is this?
01:05:35Electrical protection against violence.
01:05:37You press here and the current is 100,000 volts.
01:05:39Wonderful. I really need it.
01:05:41Since when are you gay?
01:05:43Ma'am, I'm not gay.
01:05:45How hard was it to find you, little faggot?
01:05:47Your gadget is very beautiful.
01:05:49I don't know this gentleman at all.
01:05:51Don't you remember?
01:05:53He was so rude at night.
01:05:55Liar! This is political manipulation
01:05:57of the doorman to blacken me,
01:05:59and now he's with Pedro Jota.
01:06:01Look, he's carrying something.
01:06:03Back! Don't come any closer, you crazy transvestite!
01:06:05What are you doing, you bastard?
01:06:07To whom did you give him the gun?
01:06:09It was a gift.
01:06:11He's trying to rape me again.
01:06:13He obviously liked me.
01:06:15Didn't he say you don't know him?
01:06:17Now I remember everything.
01:06:19He raped me in a dark alley.
01:06:21Weren't there four black men?
01:06:23We have to call the police.
01:06:25Calm down, Paralis. I'm fine.
01:06:27My head is spinning.
01:06:29Did you rob him, you rapist?
01:06:31I'm not a thief.
01:06:33Forget it.
01:06:35He raped me in the guesthouse.
01:06:37What guesthouse?
01:06:39He raped me in the street.
01:06:41Antonio, what's going on?
01:06:43He raped me in the guesthouse.
01:06:45I didn't rape anyone.
01:06:47Then why is there a manhole cover?
01:06:49Maybe it's from baking, as the doctor told you.
01:06:51Are you baked?
01:06:53What do you care?
01:06:55Did he have a backstabbing?
01:06:57No, he was very tight.
01:06:59Aha, so my defense mechanism has changed.
01:07:01Although I was drugged.
01:07:03Automatically.
01:07:05What a genius I have.
01:07:07Oh, look.
01:07:09My wife kicked me out.
01:07:11Your sister is here?
01:07:13Yes, but she doesn't want to see you.
01:07:15She broke my heart.
01:07:17I have to talk to her.
01:07:19She can let you go for 50 kints.
01:07:21Get out of here.
01:07:23Judith?
01:07:25Mario?
01:07:27Are you sleeping with your father?
01:07:29Without condoms.
01:07:31We are Gadget.
01:07:33We live together.
01:07:35What?
01:07:37She's not my sister, she's my mother.
01:07:39Are you coming to break the family?
01:07:41Wait, family?
01:07:43No, no, no.
01:07:45Your father, Gadget, the monster from Amstetten.
01:07:47He broke mine.
01:07:49Look at the picture he sent to my father.
01:07:51You have proof that it was me.
01:07:53You just admitted it?
01:07:55Yes.
01:07:57But I didn't leave millions of Spaniards without rest.
01:07:59Enough, the airlines didn't comply with the contract.
01:08:01To hell with the airlines and everything.
01:08:03Get out of here, you two.
01:08:05Get out!
01:08:07You too.
01:08:11I'm sorry, I have bad advisors.
01:08:13Give me a few days to look for a place to live.
01:08:17Great, I'm glad I didn't unpack.
01:08:19Eric, why are you scared?
01:08:21I'm hot, what's wrong?
01:08:23Are you coming down?
01:08:25Get the monsters out of here.
01:08:27Are you out of control?
01:08:29Do you want some therapy?
01:08:31It's your fault for kicking me out of the house.
01:08:33No one kicked you out.
01:08:35You decided it yourself.
01:08:37You can come back.
01:08:39Really?
01:08:41Of course.
01:08:43You pay us rent and that's it.
01:08:45Where can I sign?
01:08:47It's only temporary.
01:08:49You'll die here.
01:08:51Okay, use it wisely.
01:08:53This is abuse.
01:08:55End of discussion.
01:09:01Araceli, what are you doing?
01:09:03I'm cleaning your aura.
01:09:05Don't touch my aura, touch your gadget.
01:09:07What should I touch?
01:09:09Antonio.
01:09:11What did the lesbians do here?
01:09:13They forced me.
01:09:15You don't have a home of your own.
01:09:17You're the only homeless guy in Spain
01:09:19who pays rent and mortgage for the same apartment.
01:09:21Antonio, leave me alone.
01:09:23I had a very hard day.
01:09:25Should I tell you mine?
01:09:27The doctor took advantage of me.
01:09:29He stabbed me in the back.
01:09:31Now you don't trust the doctors either.
01:09:33Are you going to smear my lipstick?