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00:00What are you doing?
00:02We're actually...
00:04Vampires!
00:06What are you doing?
00:08We're connected to all of humanity with this mayo bread.
00:12But if we don't reach our goal of 1 million subscribers tonight,
00:16the channel will be shut down.
00:18You're watching, right? We're in a pinch!
00:20So please come back!
00:22Rive, what are you doing right now?
00:24Today's plan is...
00:30We're going to play a prank on a vampire.
00:34Oh!
00:36The vampire is here!
00:39We're going to play a prank on a vampire!
00:42We won't stop until we reach our goal of 1 million subscribers!
00:44What do you mean you won't stop?
00:46It'll be too late if you get caught!
00:50Hey!
00:51We're playing a prank!
00:53Oh, she's serious.
00:56Then let's start the prank!
00:59This is crazy.
01:01Vampire!
01:06What should I do?
01:08Masaki-san.
01:09Is the stream okay?
01:11I think so.
01:14Masaki-san, what's next?
01:16Wait.
01:17This stream is reckless.
01:19What are you going to do by revealing your identities?
01:22You're all going to...
01:23The viewers don't believe us.
01:25What?
01:28But we managed to lure the vampire out.
01:31Now we can play a prank on a vampire that no one has seen before.
01:35What if we get caught?
01:37Don't worry!
01:38We're not going to get caught!
01:44The viewers do believe us.
01:47But...
01:49You're such a troublemaker.
01:53Here she comes.
02:01I don't like reckless gambling.
02:05I'm going to make you pay for this!
02:11I'm not going to let you catch me!
02:18I'm not going to let you catch me!
02:25A lizard?
02:40Masaki-san.
02:42Please keep streaming.
02:45I'm sorry.
02:46Please don't end the night.
02:49Thank you for watching the stream.
02:53Please spread this stream more and more!
03:09I told you I wouldn't let you catch me.
03:12I don't care what happens next!
03:16Shut up!
03:20Ichigo, what are you doing?
03:36Masaki!
03:38Take this!
03:40I'm going to keep playing tag!
03:42Okay!
03:43Ichigo, look at the computer to see who's here!
03:46Let's see...
03:49That's right!
03:50The one here is Masaki!
03:52What about me?
03:53Let's see...
03:57Oh no.
04:00I'm in a hurry.
04:02Damn it!
04:09I'm in a hurry.
04:15Yuki!
04:16Leave this to me.
04:17Get out of here!
04:18No!
04:19Even if it's Yuki-sama!
04:20I don't care!
04:21We're all out of here!
04:23Shigeyuki...
04:24Don't call me Shigeyuki!
04:33You guys...
04:34I'll take care of you.
04:37Prepare yourself!
04:40Ichigo!
04:45Masaki!
04:47No!
04:50I have to treat you!
04:54What?
04:57Yuki?
05:10Yuki
05:14Yuki-sama...
05:15Ichigo!
05:19What should I do?
05:21It's okay.
05:23If you sleep a little, you'll be fine.
05:26Masaki...
05:28What?
05:29The stream is over.
05:32The live stream is over.
05:36I don't want that.
05:38Everyone worked so hard.
05:42The live stream after Masaki came...
05:45It was always fun.
05:48That's why...
05:50That's why I always...
05:52I just wanted it to continue.
05:57Masaki...
05:59Your bread...
06:02Ichigo!
06:09I'm the only one left.
06:25This is...
06:29This is where we started the live stream.
06:33Damn it!
06:34It's all because of the live stream!
06:36What am I doing?
07:02Oedo...
07:06It's Masakichi's plan again.
07:09He's always in trouble when he's in the mood.
07:12He hasn't changed at all.
07:15What?
07:16This time, he crushed the mayo bread.
07:19Could it be that he's going to turn things around?
07:23I'm looking forward to it.
07:25What?
07:28But...
07:29Masakichi?
07:30I'm always rooting for you!
07:32I told you!
07:34How could you hit me like that?
07:37Because of that comment, I...
07:40That's enough, you idiot!
07:48I'm just enjoying it.
07:52It's not as bad as I thought it would be.
08:04...
08:12Sakura?
08:20Of course, there are people who really hate me and people who are just enjoying it.
08:27But there are also people who support me.
08:31It's not a lot, but...
08:34I don't know.
08:36I don't know which one is which.
08:39I don't know.
08:41I'm scared.
08:43But this is for sure.
08:46Everyone is watching the mayo bread.
08:50The haters and the people who support me.
08:55No matter what they think,
08:58I'm going to continue streaming.
09:05It's midnight, but good morning!
09:07Midnight Punch! I'm your staff, Masakichi!
09:13Yes.
09:14What are you doing here?
09:16That's a great idea.
09:18But...
09:19But!
09:20I can't stop this live stream!
09:24I can't let the mayo bread end!
09:26So, everyone, please.
09:29Let me join in the tag game.
09:38So, I'm the only one here.
09:42If I get caught, the live stream will be over.
09:45But I won't lose.
09:47Even if I look like this, I'm good at tag.
09:52Yes, that's right. I don't like it.
09:56That's right.
10:01I'm the one who messed up Alice.
10:10It's my fault this time.
10:13I said something terrible to Liv.
10:16So, I...
10:19What?
10:22So, I have to apologize to Liv, the mayo bread, Alice, and the viewers.
10:31I'm really sorry.
10:49I know it's not something I can apologize for.
10:54But I don't want to lose the mayo bread.
10:59If there are people who want to support the mayo bread, please spread this live stream.
11:06I, Masakichi, will run away until Liv comes.
11:11The mayo bread is as reckless as ever.
11:15I'll help you, too.
11:18Bomber!
11:31I won't let you catch me.
11:34Come at me!
11:40I'm sorry, Liv.
11:42You've been thinking about me since the first time we met.
11:46So, even if my legs break, I'll keep playing tag.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:15I'm sorry.
12:17I'm sorry.
12:19I'm sorry.
12:21I'm sorry.
12:23I'm sorry.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:42Come at me!
12:49I'm not done playing tag yet.
12:54You guys lost.
12:57Stop the stream.
12:59Don't come any closer!
13:00If you come any closer...
13:04Why did you decide to appear?
13:07Why did you decide to appear in the video?
13:10Huh?
13:11It's for the mayo bread!
13:13And for the people who are watching!
13:15Listen up!
13:16If we reach a million subscribers, I'll have everyone give it back to me!
13:19Even Banpaisou!
13:20No.
13:23I'm asking you about yourself.
13:26What are you talking about?
13:28That's not what I'm...
13:29Answer me.
13:30That's why I'm doing this.
13:31I'm doing this to continue the mayo bread.
13:35It's a shitty project that didn't work out at all.
13:38They worked really hard on it.
13:40That's why...
13:42I know you guys don't want to see me, but...
13:46No!
13:47Not now, everyone!
13:48Anyway, I'll do my best until Liv comes back!
13:54No way...
13:57When did this happen?
14:03But...
14:04I...
14:05I'll ask you one more time.
14:08Why did you decide to appear in the video?
14:12I...
14:21That's why...
14:23It's obvious!
14:25It's obvious!
14:26It's obvious!
14:27It's obvious!
14:28It's obvious!
14:29It's obvious!
14:30It's obvious!
14:31It's obvious!
14:37I don't know why I did it...
14:42I wanted to be more welcomed...
14:46I wanted to be more welcomed...
14:47I wanted to be more welcomed...
14:48But...
14:49But...
14:50I can't do that!
14:55I can't do that!
15:01Liv!
15:02You watched the stream, didn't you?
15:03I appeared!
15:04I appeared!
15:05But this time I didn't run away!
15:06Did you forget your promise?
15:08You promised me, didn't you?
15:10You said you'd eat me if you reached a million subscribers!
15:13So, hurry up and come!
15:17I'm not going to be caught yet!
15:26I can't reach it...
15:29No, no, no!
15:31I'm definitely going to continue streaming!
15:33I can't let it end here!
15:43I caught you.
15:47Rive is right ahead.
15:49You're late!
15:51Sorry.
15:52No, it's my fault.
15:55Rive, I'm sorry for being mean.
15:58It's okay.
16:01But I'm glad you asked.
16:03About what?
16:04You said you wanted to be in the video.
16:08You knew, didn't you?
16:10You're the vampire who knows me the best.
16:14I wanted to ask you directly.
16:17So I'm really glad.
16:22You're glad I asked you directly?
16:25Yeah!
16:26Rive, did you hear what I said earlier?
16:30Wait a minute!
16:34This is...
16:39Hey, hey, hey, hey!
16:43It went well.
16:45I'm glad.
16:46Masakichi is back.
16:47What's in your hand?
16:49We were there!
16:51It was a pharisee!
16:55You guys are really good at this.
16:59Of course!
17:01Of course, of course, of course!
17:03Of course, of course, of course!
17:11Everyone, let's say it together!
17:20Perfect timing, Master Min.
17:22Don't call me Master Min.
17:25So...
17:27I'm sorry to have made you all worry.
17:31I know, right?
17:33I didn't think it would go this well.
17:36Now, it's time for the spoilers.
17:40Oh, wait a minute.
17:41Masakichi is about to...
17:45Don't fuck with me!
17:50Master Min!
17:55I'm terribly sorry for the incomprehensible broadcast.
18:00In the first place, when Masakichi said he wouldn't appear in the video and ran out of the house,
18:05it was a prank that Rive came up with.
18:08I'd like to publish the details of the behind-the-scenes in another video later.
18:13Vampire?
18:14There's no way I'd say that!
18:16Anyway, I'm really sorry!
18:22That's not funny at all.
18:24You got us all involved.
18:26By the way, you're the one who attacked Rive in the car, right?
18:31That was me.
18:33I took off my clothes right away and met him.
18:36Then what about Pompaiso?
18:37It's under repair.
18:39A house that could be destroyed?
18:41Then what about Aison?
18:43I came up with it!
18:45Change one letter of Rive to love?
18:48In other words?
18:51Also, Rive remembered what happened 20 years ago.
18:54Oh, that's true.
18:56Rive and Masaki were really meant to be.
19:01Huh?
19:02It's nothing.
19:04Then, once again!
19:05A million people aiming for it!
19:07There's only one month left!
19:09I see.
19:10Today is the deadline.
19:12If we can achieve it, it's okay, right?
19:14Yeah.
19:15It's okay to eat Masaki, right?
19:18That's a blank slate.
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21:12Ears.
21:13Obviously.
21:14Finishing touch.
21:15What's the matter with those poor baby cheeks?
21:16I start to laugh but the meaning of it is completelyή
21:31There is no way out, you knowьют
21:37Not this, I'm still pregnant.
21:39Not this, I'm still pregnant.
21:40Is it okay?
21:44Give me some blood!
21:46It's okay, you can eat me.
21:48Here you go.
21:50Thank you for the food!
21:52Ouch!
21:53Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
21:56Go away, you scum!
22:00Are you okay, Masaki-san?
22:01For Rive, it's a gift of life.
22:04It's an unforgettable taste, isn't it?
22:08Well, it didn't happen for 20 years, but...
22:12I'm home!
22:13Tokagi-san, your car is over there.
22:15What the hell is this?
22:19Masaki...
22:21I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
22:23But this is a prank that I thought about Masaki for Rive!
22:27What should I do?
22:29I'll work harder on the video from tomorrow!
22:31I'll definitely reach a million subscribers!
22:34I promise I'll do my best!
22:37I got it, I got it.
22:39I'll think about it positively.
22:43I told you!
22:45Let's go get the video!
22:48What are you two doing?
23:00Hey, Rive! You're too aggressive!
23:03Masaki, thank you.
23:05For what?
23:06Thank you for teaching us the world of video.
23:10Thank you for showing us Rive in the middle of the night.
23:16I'm the one who should thank you.
23:22All right, let's go!
23:25Let's make our dreams come true!
23:28Come here!
23:32It's already midnight! Good morning!