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00:00But I have no plans of taking this part.
00:05So, I'll just go out and see to my content.
00:09In the meantime, let's push this off the map and head home.
00:13This is such a great chance! I'm totally going to have a blast!
00:17Nervous?
00:18Nope, not at all!
00:21At last, we've arrived.
00:23No, I'll be fine!
00:25I'm just walking on asphalt.
00:28So what?
00:31Alright, let's go, Mayopan!
00:58It's midnight in Okinawa
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07:15I'd like to introduce our new members.
07:19The MCs are these two!
07:21F.Karoumaru and Saramin Saccino!
07:25Kyo-san is a movie star!
07:27Master Miiin Kit!
07:29The moment it opens, it's Kyo-tan-san!
07:32Kyo-tan-san!
07:34Oh no, I'm so nervous!
07:38But once it starts, all I have to do is run.
07:42I'm counting on you, Rib, Ichigo, Fuu, and Tokage!
07:46And the newly-debuted Wakame Channel!
07:50Midnight Punch!
07:53It's midnight, but good morning!
07:56Midnight Punch!
07:57Let's have a good time today!
08:02It's like I'm watching a children's school game show.
08:05Now that we've finished introducing them...
08:08Tsumabesu Kibami!
08:10Bomber!
08:12Bomber!
08:16Now, let's get started! Tsumabesu Kibami!
08:19I, the MC, F.Karoumaru,
08:22and Saramin will be your hosts!
08:24The first segment is a music collaboration!
08:26Utatte Misorashi!
08:29But, you see...
08:31It's a back-to-back sale for Itan Kids.
08:36Saramin has only had a back-to-back sale once.
08:40That's that, and this is this.
08:43Now, it's Fuu and Shura's first collaboration.
08:46Enjoy!
09:02I-It's so powerful!
09:05Y-You're right.
09:12I-It's so powerful!
09:17There are so many customers...
09:21Huh? Where was I?
09:28Huh?
09:29Now, the next collaboration is...
09:33The super-heavyweight, Doruma-san!
09:36It's a kimono that's going to cost you your life!
09:39Ichiko, it's your turn soon, so put it on your sleeve.
09:41Roger!
09:42The winner will be the first person to touch Tsumashi!
09:46All for me, one for me!
09:48All right, here I go!
09:53He can't move an inch!
09:55He can't even move 30 kilos!
09:57He fell!
10:01Are you okay?
10:03You look like a movie star.
10:05Wait a minute!
10:06That can't be!
10:09I can't believe it!
10:10It's Iggy and Tablo!
10:17It's an emergency!
10:23Huh? Is it getting bigger?
10:24Well, okay.
10:27And there's no wind!
10:30We're always on the other side of common sense!
10:34Oh, no.
10:39What?
10:41Number one!
10:42What?
10:43He's the fastest out of common sense!
10:45He's number one!
10:47Number one!
10:49What kind of ability are you using?
10:51Out of common sense?
10:52That's not what I meant!
10:56A lizard!
10:57Huh?
10:58Love.
11:01Oh, no.
11:02What a surprise!
11:03He confessed to a lizard!
11:06He confessed to a lizard!
11:09I can't believe it.
11:10I can't believe it.
11:14Now, let's move on to the next stage.
11:16I want to eat something delicious!
11:19A collaboration with Kaken!
11:21What kind of food will it be?
11:24One person from each topic.
11:26Let's combine two dishes to make a delicious dish.
11:31This is it!
11:33This is...
11:34Now, let's start cooking!
11:37Now, Ken.
11:38Let's start preparing the ingredients.
11:41Where's Kataya Ichiko?
11:43She's probably thinking about something while looking at the ingredients.
11:50Oh, no!
11:51Where's Ichiko going?
11:53Ichiko, you should be at the venue every night!
11:56What are you talking about?
12:00Ichiko!
12:04Where did you go?
12:08I'm back!
12:09I didn't have any ingredients, so I bought some!
12:12Anyway, let's go back!
12:15Hot pot time!
12:17Sorry to keep you waiting!
12:19Oh, Ichiko is back!
12:21Where have you been, Ichiko?
12:23Damn it.
12:24I should have bought it if he had told me.
12:28I'm back!
12:29I'm back, alien octopus!
12:32I'm back!
12:33I'm back!
12:36I'll get rid of you!
12:42I'm back!
12:45I'm back!
12:46Take this!
12:48I'm back!
12:49I'm back!
12:52No way...
12:55Now, both dishes are ready!
12:58Let's start with the hot pot, Ken!
13:02It's fried rice!
13:04It looks delicious!
13:06What did you make, Ichiko?
13:09I haven't made anything yet.
13:11It's a magic tofu...
13:13Annin tofu?
13:15Annin tofu?
13:17I didn't have any milk!
13:19That's too bad.
13:20Today's theme is magic tofu!
13:26The lid failed, and the star was taken by the lizard.
13:30I was overwhelmed with fear and trauma.
13:32I couldn't read the kanji.
13:33I misread the topic.
13:35You were fine, because the audience was happy.
13:37Mabu... Mabu...
13:38Hello, Ribu-san!
13:40It's time to start, so please hurry up!
13:43If it's like this...
13:45Ribu, let's go!
13:48It's time for the quiz collaboration!
13:50A 100-question MC Nakase project in 10 minutes!
13:53It's impossible to do it in 1 question and 6 seconds!
13:56All right, Kanzen Ronpa-san!
13:57Let's hear what you have to say!
14:00All right, Kanzen Ronpa-san!
14:01Oh!
14:02He's quiet because he's nervous.
14:04Shut up!
14:06Don't fly!
14:07Don't fly!
14:09Wait!
14:10It's time to start, but...
14:12If you understand, say it!
14:14Oh!
14:15Mayopan Ribu is here!
14:20That idiot!
14:22That idiot!
14:25Mayopan Ribu is here!
14:29Let's start the super-speed quiz!
14:32Don't fly! Don't fly!
14:33Don't fly any further!
14:34If you let me leave, I won't be able to get my revenge!
14:37What should I do?
14:39All right, the first question!
14:41What is my wife's favorite vegetable called Arby's in the field?
14:45Yes, Kanzen Ronpa.
14:47I'm terribly sorry!
14:49Too bad!
14:50My wife's favorite vegetable isn't shazai, it's za-sai!
14:53Taro-chan, here.
14:56Shazai was the right answer!
14:59Makotori is in the lead!
15:05This is crazy.
15:06Ribu, hang in there!
15:12This is bad!
15:14I'm going to throw up!
15:15Aikan-san, are you serious?
15:17I wonder how this quiz collab will turn out.
15:21That's it!
15:22Please lend me that!
15:24What? Wait a minute!
15:26Here!
15:27What is this?
15:29Take the string from the ceiling and hang it up!
15:31Hang it up?
15:32The ceiling?
15:33Whatever it is, just say it!
15:34All right, Ichika, here I go.
15:36Okay.
15:37Fuu becomes a bat and goes behind Ribu.
15:40He puts the string on Ribu.
15:42After that, he holds down Ribu so that she doesn't fly.
15:45He pulls her from below so that she doesn't fly,
15:47and even if she flies, he uses the string from above to trick her.
15:49That's impossible!
15:51All right, Henshin!
15:55Makotori! Makotori!
15:58I'm so sorry!
15:59Wait!
16:09All right!
16:10I don't have to worry about falling.
16:12Ah!
16:13Ten minutes have elapsed!
16:15Time's up!
16:16Ichika has 99 questions left!
16:18No way!
16:19She has a chance to turn things around!
16:22I know that milk removes the smell of garlic,
16:25but this is An'nin fried rice.
16:27You won't know until you try it.
16:33I had a dream where An'nin tofu and fried rice were playing together.
16:42Yes?
16:44I'm coming in.
16:46Sumashi-san?
16:47Um, my Ribu was really...
16:50I'm the one who should apologize.
16:52I'm really sorry about the mess in the hallway.
16:55I didn't mean to ruin your performance.
16:57Sumashi-san!
16:58No!
17:01I'll liven up the second part,
17:03so let's enjoy the beautiful scenery together!
17:07Yes!
17:08See ya!
17:12Ah!
17:14Masaki?
17:15Even though Sumashi-san said so much,
17:18we didn't do anything.
17:20We can't go home like this.
17:22We're not going home!
17:23We're going to make our Mayopan song a success!
17:27What?
17:29We're going to make it a great performance!
17:33Mayopan, fight!
17:35Yeah!
17:38Huh?
17:39Sorry, everyone!
17:42Looks like there's a power outage.
17:44We're investigating the cause,
17:46so please wait a little longer!
17:48Why is there a power outage?
17:49There was a power outage in my house.
17:52The pipes were rotten.
17:55The power outage might be fixed.
17:57Huh?
17:58I'll do something!
17:59Do something?
18:00I'll get in trouble if I don't do something.
18:08Huh?
18:09Don't you want to regain your honor?
18:11Huh?
18:12Even if you say that...
18:14It's okay, it's okay!
18:15Let's just do what we can!
18:18A power outage?
18:20Yeah!
18:21There might be a water leak somewhere in this old venue!
18:24Oh!
18:25I'm definitely going to deliver their song to the audience!
18:30Look! That!
18:32That has nothing to do with a power outage.
18:35Why?
18:36It's because there's no electricity.
18:38It's a complete failure.
18:40No way!
18:41Then what should we do?
18:42I know who the culprit is.
18:46Master B!
18:49No good.
18:50Let's stop here.
18:51Huh?
18:52We can't keep the audience waiting any longer.
18:55We're here!
18:57Hey, there's no one here.
19:00Ta-da!
19:01I found a cute ribbon!
19:06I found a cute ribbon!
19:14Ribbon-chan, are you going to earn views too?
19:19Are you two coming?
19:20Igito and Tumbler.
19:22We're going to sing!
19:23What are you talking about?
19:25There's no sound or lighting!
19:27It's okay!
19:28Masaki will take care of that!
19:30And even without a mic, you have a loud voice!
19:34I'm going to do it without a mic!
19:36It's okay.
19:37If it doesn't go well, I'll do anything.
19:41Why don't you try this gamble?
19:44That's our Tokage-nee-san!
19:46We'll follow you!
19:47We'll follow you!
19:48We'll follow you!
19:49We'll follow you!
19:50I got it.
19:51Let's do it!
19:54Tsumafesu Kiwami...
19:56Bomber!
19:59You're so annoying!
20:00So that's why it didn't work.
20:02No matter how long the script is...
20:04You're so mean.
20:05You're so mean.
20:06You're so mean.
20:07You're so mean.
20:08Everyone, thank you for waiting!
20:11It's still dark, but the second part is about to start!
20:14First up is...
20:17Midnight Punch!
20:20Midnight Punch
20:29No one can see us!
20:37The sky we looked up to
20:40Was a pitch-black irony
20:42Where we couldn't see anything
20:45The repeating days
20:48The light shines
20:50Connecting us all
20:53Do your best!
20:54Do your best!
20:55Don't just say that and help me!
20:57I have to save them!
21:01If we take a deep breath
21:03Midnight will come
21:07Shake it, dance tonight
21:09Brightly
21:11The melody that connects everyone
21:15Everyone here...
21:17I prepared this for today!
21:22The repeating punchline
21:24In this sky
21:26It shines like a shooting star
21:29In order to make someone like you click the subscribe button
21:33I thought about it a lot and came all the way here!
21:37The path of my dreams
21:40Will surely continue
21:42Open the door
21:45In the dark night
21:49Midnight Punch
22:00Damn it...
22:02I wanted to hear it myself...
22:05Today, we're having a party
22:07The dream story I drew with you
22:09That's just a dream
22:10It's just a dream
22:11There's no way it's true
22:12This history
22:13Is just a fantasy that I'm trapped in
22:14I'll light it up together
22:15Don't spoil the light
22:16I'll take you out
22:17What's waiting for us?
22:18A bright future
22:19Say yeah
22:21I can do it
22:22If I'm with you
22:24I can change the world
22:28If we hold hands
22:31Midnight will come
22:34Shake it, dance tonight
22:37Brightly
22:38The melody that connects everyone
22:43Let's deliver it together
22:47To the end of this universe
22:50Resounding
22:51Punching line
22:53In this sky
22:54Shine like a shooting star
22:58Let's dance together
23:00To the other side of this night
23:06The path I chose
23:08Will surely continue
23:10Open the door
23:12I'll light it up
23:14What's waiting for us?
23:16A bright future
23:23Huh?