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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:10The people who brought us the award are these people.
00:14The award! The award!
00:16It's here!
00:17The award!
00:19This is a little tiring.
00:22This is pretty intense.
00:25We have a lot of talented people here today.
00:31Jun-san, are you talented?
00:33Not this year.
00:36Did something happen?
00:38I can't say for sure.
00:41I've known him for a long time.
00:43I got a message after a long time.
00:46He said,
00:48What do you think of the world over there?
00:52And, Hisho.
00:54Yes?
00:55You don't really appear on a talk show like this, right?
00:59I don't think so.
01:01I do, I do, I do.
01:03Are you the type to hurt people's feelings?
01:06There are times when it's hard.
01:08But I'll do my best.
01:10I'll do my best.
01:11When you make me sit down...
01:13You're not allowed to stand up today.
01:15Why not?
01:16I can stand up and talk, right?
01:18And, Otake.
01:20I can't talk, to be honest.
01:23Otake can talk, too.
01:25I want to go to that world.
01:28What?
01:29I want to go to that world.
01:31Have you noticed that I want to shake your head next?
01:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:36I want to go to the next stage.
01:38Then show me today.
01:39I don't know what it's like.
01:41Which one is it?
01:42Are you that stupid?
01:44Are you that stupid?
01:46Let's go to the next one.
01:47There's no such thing.
01:49I was so scared that I couldn't even look at Oyama.
01:52What I did for people...
01:55It's a miserable thing.
01:58Tonight, the delicate side of the rich characters is revealed.
02:03I really want the store to get better.
02:07Jean-Poke Otake, along with the Monjayaki store,
02:10It's as shocking as it gets.
02:13It's a great atmosphere.
02:15I've changed it.
02:18In addition,
02:19At the end of last year,
02:21There was such a report.
02:23Speed Wagon Itoda is on his own after his partner's self-restraint.
02:30I was going to do a hamburger at the end.
02:32At that time, it was too tight.
02:34The wire was cut off.
02:38Please choose the receipt you are interested in.
02:41I'm curious about everything.
02:43Here it is.
02:45It's me.
02:47I haven't been lucky since last year.
02:52It's a mess.
02:54It's like you're running a store.
02:57That's exactly where it is.
02:59The management policy of the business he took over is the trigger for family-related troubles.
03:03And the unexpected conclusion is...
03:06I took over the store from my parents last year.
03:11It's a great atmosphere.
03:15That's right.
03:16I went in and did a lot of things.
03:20The management policy of the business he took over is the trigger for family-related troubles.
03:24And the unexpected conclusion is...
03:26I took over the store from my parents last year.
03:28I thought it would be nice if the store got better.
03:31I put a panel in front of the store.
03:34I put a panel in front of the store.
03:37I put a panel in front of the store.
03:40I don't need it.
03:42It's like a sign of a TV commercial.
03:44I don't need it.
03:46I think it would be better if you put a panel in front of the store.
03:50I think it would be better if you put a panel in front of the store.
03:55I think it would be better if you put a panel in front of the store.
03:57You're right.
03:58I did everything.
04:00Of course.
04:02Of course...
04:04I'm sorry.
04:05I'm sorry.
04:07You took over the store from your parents.
04:11Who else will do it?
04:14What do you think?
04:18I also changed the menu.
04:21I changed the menu.
04:22I named it Otake Special.
04:25It looks delicious.
04:26My biggest problem is...
04:28The name of the store is TAKENOKO.
04:32TAKENOKO is the name of the special dish here.
04:36You should lower the price of your special dish.
04:41I understand what you're saying.
04:42You understand, don't you?
04:43Revolution doesn't happen unless you change the name of the store.
04:47When you change the name of the store...
04:49I see. I've never run a store.
04:51If it's just TAKENOKO, nothing will happen.
04:55So I'll change the name of the store.
04:57I went to the store when my mother was running it.
04:59I went to the store when my mother was running it.
05:00I went there more than 10 years ago.
05:01My mother was running the store.
05:03She was asking me to take care of you.
05:05She was kind.
05:06She was a kind mother.
05:08I still remember that.
05:10I changed the name of the store.
05:13That's impossible.
05:15I won't give it back to you.
05:17I'm listening to you from the beginning.
05:21I don't want to cut the period.
05:22But that kind of environment is not good.
05:25I want to get a good seat.
05:29That was the last time I talked to my mother.
05:31That was the last time I talked to my mother.
05:33I wanted to cut the period.
05:34I wanted to cut the period.
05:35I wanted to cut the period.
05:37At that time, I was influenced by my sister's words.
05:41If such a thing happens, I should quit this store.
05:46I think so.
05:48I apologized to my sister.
05:50As a result, I got better.
05:54You want to follow your mother's policy.
05:58I want to talk to a consultant.
06:03That's not it.
06:05I want to ask a consultant.
06:07I want to ask a consultant.
06:10Then, the store will be closed.
06:16I lost my job.
06:20I lost everything.
06:25But I want to continue.
06:28I started surfing this year.
06:37What are you talking about?
06:39I'm glad the weather is bad.
06:45I don't know what you're talking about.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:50I'm sorry.
06:53What are you talking about?
06:55I'm sorry.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:59I'm sorry.
07:01I lost my job.
07:03Next.
07:06Who is the recipient of 26,400 yen?
07:10It's me.
07:12I wrote down WESTERN HAT.
07:14I wrote down WESTERN HAT.
07:18I wrote down WESTERN HAT.
07:23and broke it.
07:27Ito became a fan because his partner stopped his activities.
07:30Why did he break his precious hat?
07:34There was a comedian called Tom Suetaka,
07:37who was my junior.
07:39Now he's a rakugo player in Kinshotei Mando.
07:43He became a rakugo player.
07:44Yes. And the famous Shinuchi Hiroo Kogyo
07:47is now the head of Budokan.
07:50Japan Budokan?
07:51Yes.
07:52Wow.
07:53There are about 6,000 to 7,000 customers.
07:56The office is the same.
07:57I was asked to join because I'm a junior in my 20s.
08:00You wanted to help.
08:01Yes.
08:02And then,
08:04at the end of last year,
08:06there was a report like that.
08:08Mr. Ozawa was worried about what to do,
08:11but he wanted to self-restraint.
08:13He introduced himself and became such a carrier,
08:16and Speedogon was suspended from his activities.
08:19It was a week after that.
08:22Wow.
08:23It wasn't even a letter.
08:26It wasn't even a letter.
08:27He introduced himself for the first time.
08:29I said,
08:30I'm really sorry,
08:32but Mr. Mando said,
08:34Mr. Ozawa,
08:35can I ask you for a favor?
08:38He said,
08:39Mr. Hamburger.
08:40Mr. Hamburger,
08:41even if you work hard,
08:43it's a waste of about a minute.
08:45That's not true.
08:46I was in a bad situation.
08:48Mr. Hamburger.
08:49That's true.
08:50But he said,
08:51please come out.
08:52I said,
08:53I understand.
08:54I was so moved.
08:55I said,
08:56I'll go.
08:57Then,
08:58Mr. Ito,
08:59it's your turn.
09:00I said,
09:01please come out.
09:02Then,
09:03I've been an entertainer for over 20 years,
09:05but in my life,
09:07I was the most famous entertainer.
09:09I see.
09:10Wow.
09:11I came alone.
09:12Wow.
09:13I see.
09:15I see.
09:16I was so moved.
09:18I almost cried.
09:19I thought I'd hold it in.
09:21I didn't expect this to happen.
09:24I only knew about it
09:26from the weekly newspaper
09:27and the articles on the Internet.
09:29I didn't expect
09:30Mr. Yumi Adachi
09:31to get divorced for the second time.
09:33That's what I thought.
09:34I see.
09:35That's true.
09:36Then,
09:37I was so shocked.
09:38Wow.
09:39Wow.
09:40Wow.
09:41Wow.
09:42It's the first time
09:43I've been so grateful for a marriage.
09:45I see.
09:46Then,
09:47the audience was so excited.
09:48They said,
09:49go for it!
09:50Go for it, hamburger!
09:51Go for it!
09:52Go for it!
09:53Go for it!
09:54Go for it!
09:55Go for it!
09:56Go for it!
09:57Go for it!
09:58My hamburger!
09:59Go for it!
10:00Go for it!
10:01Go for it!
10:02Go for it!
10:03Go for it!
10:04I burned it slowly.
10:05Slowly.
10:06I held it too tightly
10:07and the wire broke.
10:08I was so nervous
10:09and worried
10:10at that time
10:11that I broke the hat.
10:13Then,
10:14I decided to buy this.
10:15This is really
10:16very good.
10:17Right?
10:18It's wonderful.
10:19Then, Mr. Daigo,
10:20please make a decision.
10:22Return it.
10:23Return it.
10:24Return it.
10:25Return it.
10:26Return it.
10:27Return it.
10:28Return it.
10:29It was the best
10:30I've ever done
10:31on this show.
10:32Yes.
10:33But if I think about it calmly,
10:34I want Mr. Ozawa
10:35to pay for it.
10:38Mr. Ozawa,
10:39please pay for it.
10:40I'm broke now.
10:41I see.
10:42You're in trouble now.
10:43Next time,
10:44let me bring my receipt
10:45to that person.
10:48Please do so.
10:49Mr. Daigo,
10:50please choose
10:51the next receipt.
10:53This is mine.
10:54The third one.
10:55I'm often called
10:56for recordings
10:57when I win the R1.
10:59I can't convey
11:00what I want to do
11:01to the staff,
11:02for example.
11:03It's hard for everyone
11:04to convey
11:05what you want to say.
11:06That's right.
11:07I can't convey
11:08what I want to say
11:09when I win the R1.
11:10So,
11:11I buy a computer
11:12and edit it myself.
11:14Mr. Zakoshi,
11:15from Hollywood,
11:16has a serious
11:17and delicate side
11:18that pursues
11:19his unique sense of humor.
11:21I'm often disappointed
11:22when I watch the show.
11:23I see.
11:24For example,
11:25when I'm told
11:26that the show is
11:27five minutes long,
11:28I watch the show
11:29and it's only
11:30one minute long.
11:31Isn't it?
11:32I see.
11:33You must be
11:34tired of it.
11:35Even if I'm told
11:36to do it
11:37the way I want,
11:38when I watch the show,
11:39I feel
11:40that it's totally different.
11:41I'm like,
11:42oh, no, no, no.
11:43And when the show
11:44is over,
11:45the director says,
11:46it's funny,
11:47but can I
11:48do it
11:49in a different way?
11:50So,
11:51I'm told
11:52to do it
11:53in two different ways.
11:54It's different
11:55when you're told
11:56to do it
11:57in a different way.
11:58Yes.
11:59I'm told
12:00to do it
12:01in a different way.
12:02I'm not told
12:03to do it
12:04in this way.
12:05I'm told
12:06to do it
12:07in this way.
12:09I'm told
12:10to do it
12:11in this way.
12:12I'm not told
12:13to do it
12:14in this way.
12:15So,
12:16it's not
12:17on the same level
12:18as the real show,
12:19but you can
12:20go
12:21in either
12:22this way
12:23or that way.
12:24I mean,
12:25the show
12:26is in
12:27a different way
12:28than the real thing,
12:29so
12:30you can
12:31go
12:32in
12:33either
12:34this way
12:35or that way.
12:36So you were able to save the studio from being edited?
12:39Yes, I was able to save the studio, but it wasn't all of it.
12:43I see.
12:44So I made a studio where I could edit and film myself.
12:49I dug a hole in the ground when I was building the house.
12:52I made a studio.
12:53Even if I scream at 3 or 4 in the morning, it won't leak at all.
12:56Wow.
12:57You can scream in the middle of the night.
12:59I can scream in the middle of the night.
13:00Why is Chaka in the frame?
13:03This is like a gun contest.
13:06Yes, it's like a gun contest.
13:07Yes, like that.
13:08You did all of this yourself?
13:11Yes.
13:12Didn't the staff hire you?
13:13No, they didn't.
13:14What I want to do is...
13:16There aren't many staff who can convey 100.
13:20Right?
13:21That's true.
13:22That's one of the reasons.
13:23I brought a video that I edited and filmed myself.
13:28Can I see it?
13:29Yes.
13:30This is the 100% pure version of Zakkos World.
13:36No one is in the way.
13:37No one is in the way.
13:40This is an imitation of Fukuyama Masaru.
13:50Music, come on!
13:54I'm sleepy.
13:59I'm sleepy.
14:01Don't worry.
14:03I'm sleepy.
14:04What?
14:09Master, please edit this.
14:14What's going to change?
14:16I'm going to evolve.
14:18I'm going to imitate Fukuyama Masaru.
14:21I'm going to remake it next week.
14:25I'm going to evolve more and more.
14:28So it's going to be like that in the end.
14:30Yes.
14:31I can't convey my idea, so I have to do it myself.
14:34You can't convey it.
14:36If you're sleepy, you can do it.
14:38You can do it.
14:40It's funny.
14:41I'm not going to say much.
14:43I bought a big house.
14:44I dug a tunnel.
14:45I filmed it.
14:46This video won't be popular.
14:49It won't be popular.
14:50I'm sad.
14:52The computer is expensive.
14:54It's a mouse pad.
14:56It's a mouse pad.
14:57You're stingy.
14:59I definitely want this 18,000 yen.
15:04Daigo, please make a decision.
15:07Give me a mouse pad.
15:09Mouse pad.
15:10I'll give it back to you.
15:13Mouse pad.
15:14Maybe I'll try to change it a little bit.
15:18That's my story.
15:19I don't need it.
15:21Next.
15:24Simple.
15:2633,000 yen.
15:28It's me.
15:29Kubota is also naive.
15:31Kubota is more naive than I thought.
15:33In the old days, I used to walk the dog of the dog shelter and get money.
15:40At that time, I didn't get a receipt, so I want to get it now.
15:43Do you walk the dog of the dog shelter?
15:47Yes.
15:48I get 5,000 yen when I go for a walk.
15:50I go to the park as it is.
15:52I let the dog down.
15:53The dog doesn't move much, but I sit down for about 15 minutes.
15:58I carry the dog again and take it to the dog shelter.
16:02It's my walk.
16:05I don't walk the dog.
16:06Because the dog isn't walking.
16:07Because the dog isn't walking.
16:08I've had a lot of that in my life.
16:10What I did for people was miserable.
16:15The champion of the 2017 M-1 Grand Prix, KUBOTA TOROSAMON.
16:19What happened to him was too miserable.
16:23A friend of mine runs a bar in SHIBUYA.
16:27I asked him if he could run a bar.
16:29He said he wanted flowers.
16:32I said I would run a bar.
16:34That's about it.
16:35I was going to run a bar.
16:38I forgot about it and ran a bar.
16:42I was in a hurry and sent the flowers.
16:46The flowers arrived a week ago.
16:49It was my mistake.
16:50The flowers arrived a week before the bar opened.
16:53I apologized for my mistake.
16:56The flowers withered in the bar.
16:59I don't know about that.
17:01I'll just give you the flowers.
17:02I'll give you my name, KUBOTA TOROSAMON.
17:05I gave him the flowers and sent him a picture.
17:08It was a shocking sight.
17:12You were buried under the flowers.
17:15I told you.
17:16There were a lot of people.
17:19That's a joke.
17:23The flowers sent by KUBOTA TOROSAMON.
17:26I didn't expect to see them.
17:29KUBOTA TOROSAMON sent me a picture of a very famous person.
17:33Other than KUBOTA TOROSAMON?
17:35Other than KUBOTA TOROSAMON?
17:36Other than KUBOTA TOROSAMON?
17:39I sent him a picture.
17:41The flowers withered in the bar.
17:43Look at me.
17:48I'm very embarrassed.
17:51What am I doing?
17:53You should have put the flowers in the cup.
17:57You were buried under the flowers.
18:00I told you.
18:02I was buried under the flowers.
18:06I'm a champion.
18:08I think it's a joke.
18:09I heard that many people saw me.
18:12I heard that many people saw me.
18:15I understand.
18:16Why do you do that?
18:18I do that every time.
18:20I went to a convenience store.
18:23I bought a cat food.
18:27I put a chopstick in the cat food.
18:31I don't need it.
18:34It's a spoon.
18:36It's a spoon.
18:38Please make a decision.
18:40I don't need this receipt.
18:43It's difficult.
18:45It's funny because you paid for it.
18:49It's not funny if you do it for free.
18:51I'm watching you.
18:53If you pay for it, you can't talk.
18:57Tomoshige, what do you think?
19:00If you pay for it, you can't talk.
19:03I want you to talk to me.
19:06I said that.
19:11It's a good story.
19:15Iriomote-yamaneko.
19:17Iriomote-yamaneko.
19:18Iriomote-yamaneko.
19:19Iriomote-yamaneko.
19:20Iriomote-yamaneko.
19:22Iriomote-yamaneko.
19:25Is this it?
19:27Chansun.
19:29Is this me?
19:31You are very interesting.
19:34I'm glad.
19:36You have a great story.
19:38We haven't experienced it yet.
19:40I was buried in a mine.
19:43I was in an interview with the Bosozoku.
19:47What kind of interview is that?
19:50Please tell us about your receipt.
19:54It's easy to get attached to the receipt.
20:00It's a receipt.
20:02It's a receipt.
20:04It's a rare chance to challenge the receipt of the receipt.
20:09It's an unusual experience.
20:12Do you often get attached to the receipt?
20:14I often get attached to the receipt.
20:16When I was in the old man's office, the person in front of me said,
20:20The old woman is attached to the receipt.
20:23The woman's spirit is clinging to my back.
20:27I called Reibachi.
20:29I called Reibachi.
20:31I called Reibachi.
20:33You were doing a show before that.
20:35The woman's spirit was clinging to your back.
20:37The woman's spirit was clinging to your back.
20:39The woman's spirit fell in a second.
20:41The woman's spirit fell in a second.
20:43It's like a cartoon.
20:45I'm the only one who's out.
20:47It's easy to get attached.
20:49Do you have any tips on how to get rid of the old spirit?
20:51I'm going to talk about this from now on.
20:53A comedian named MEWLMAILD
20:55My room is too dirty.
20:57He cleaned my room.
20:59MEWLMAILD cleaned my room.
21:02I posted it on my SNS.
21:04But there was a black hole.
21:08The black shadow made at home.
21:10What is the identity?
21:12There are about ten popular ramen shops in front of the house.
21:14There are about ten popular ramen shops in front of the house.
21:16There are about ten popular ramen shops in front of the house.
21:19It's a cross between that world and this world.
21:23Everything was upside down, and the fridge was wet, so I was told not to do it again.
21:28The episode he wants to see again is on Tver and Hulu.
21:32Don't forget to subscribe to his favorite channel on Tver.
21:35It's a little tiring.
21:38Learn about the chance of getting a self-proclaimed ghost.
21:42The moment of shock when the camera caught it.
21:45There was a black hole in the washing machine.
21:49Really?
21:51There was a black hole in the washing machine.
21:55My room was a cross between that world and this world.
22:00Disgusting.
22:01There was a line of ghosts at a popular ramen shop.
22:06There was a line of ghosts at a popular ramen shop.
22:09I moved here.
22:11I didn't like this entrance.
22:15When I moved here, the new house was a little burnt.
22:19I had a neck pain.
22:21I was asked to come here by a ghost hunter.
22:24I was told that most of the ghosts had followed me to the previous house.
22:29The ghosts followed you to the place where you moved.
22:33I have a friend who is very good at exorcism.
22:36He is a member of a beauty clinic.
22:40He is a member of a beauty clinic.
22:44What is this?
22:46This is a beauty clinic.
22:48Do you get a massage before exorcism?
22:51Exorcism is not enough.
22:53It's not good to get a massage for free.
22:56I see.
22:58I put electricity in my face.
23:00Do you get a service?
23:02I get fat.
23:04I don't want to do that.
23:06He is a member of a beauty clinic.
23:08He is a member of a beauty clinic.
23:13He is a member of a beauty clinic.
23:16You are deceived.
23:20Please make a decision.
23:26I don't know what this means.
23:28I don't know what this means.
23:34I don't know what this means.
23:36I don't know what this means.
23:38I don't know what this means.
23:40I don't know what this means.
23:42I don't know what this means.
23:44I don't know what this means.
23:46I don't know what this means.
23:48I don't know what this means.
23:50I don't know what this means.
23:52I don't know what this means.
23:54I don't know what this means.
23:56I don't know what this means.
23:58I don't know what this means.
24:00I don't know what this means.