Jurassic Shark
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00:00:00You
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00:01:40You sure we're allowed to be here, what do you mean it's quiet no one here to bother us
00:01:47Yeah, that's what bothers me. This is the perfect piece of beach in the middle of summer
00:01:52Where's everybody else who cares? Let's just enjoy it
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00:02:36Mr. Chairman sir
00:02:38Lincoln grant here. Oh, well, we have some good news for me. Dr. Grant. Yes, sir
00:02:43I do stage two is about to begin you wanted to be informed fine now
00:02:47I received a memo from one of your people regarding some previously undiscovered pocket in the earth's crust. What does that all about?
00:02:54It's just an overexcited scientist trying to make a name for herself
00:02:57We discovered an ice pocket above an oil bearing zone now
00:03:02She seemed to think there was some safety and environmental concerns
00:03:05The ice started to melt the moment we broke the seal. We're draining all the water into the lake
00:03:11There's nothing to worry about. It's just water. I've invested a lot of money into this wildcat well of yours doctor
00:03:17Well, then you may be pleased to hear mr. Chairman that the oil reservoir we're looking at
00:03:23Is three times the size we first surveyed three times a
00:03:28That's right. Now. You are satisfied that all safety and environmental protocols have been met. Yes, sir, right?
00:03:34Well that I don't see any need to delay any further. You may proceed. Dr. Grant. Thank you. Mr. Chairman
00:03:53So
00:03:55What's the deal with this place anyways
00:03:58Some kind of secret retreat or something. I used to paddle past you all the time as a kid
00:04:02I thought it would be a cool spot to hang out
00:04:06Total dive now though. Yeah, this company used to own this island like an oil drilling company or something. They're drilling for oil
00:04:14Why is it so quiet? I'm not drilling anymore. You spaz. I heard they abandoned the place
00:04:18So, what's up with this place now, they're not drilling anymore. They should totally open this up to the public or something
00:04:23I don't know once they stopped drilling folks. Just left the island to itself
00:04:28It's like totally depressing. I know
00:04:33You want to go for a swim like in a pool or something no you spaz in the lake
00:04:42Yeah
00:04:45What are you like scared or something no, are you no, are you no
00:04:52You sure?
00:04:53Okay, maybe a little why?
00:04:58You think it's stupid don't worry I already know you're stupid you're such a cow I'm kidding seriously why
00:05:08You've got a like promise you won't tell anyone all right
00:05:13Where I said, all right, okay
00:05:19So I don't like swimming in lakes because
00:05:23You serious serious that's like totally stupid, you know
00:05:29You know, there's no sharks in fresh water, right
00:05:33Don't you think it was stupid you watch too many movies, you know
00:05:42The second stage we've already had this discussion
00:06:02You've already had a week the cavern was just full of ice it's just a bubble in the crust who cares I disagree
00:06:13Release into the lake what kind of bacteria or worse?
00:06:17Now we're just being overly dramatic
00:06:19The samples we got are 80 million years old
00:06:22I just need some more time to make sure we didn't release some deadly toxin or bacteria into the water
00:06:30I'll go to the board
00:06:34Party spoken to the chairman
00:06:42Really
00:06:54It's too deep you're drilling too deep you worry too much
00:07:00Besides stage two began 20 minutes ago. What could possibly go wrong?
00:07:12Oh
00:07:21What the F
00:07:22Relax, we used to get earthquakes all the time in this area and that huge explosion probably just some board hillbillies or something
00:07:30You are like a total psycho
00:07:33totally
00:07:36Should get the hell out of here. You need to relax, you know
00:07:42You
00:08:02Come on out for a swim you have totally lost your mind, you know, you see nothing to worry about
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00:08:21Stop it. What are you gonna do about it?
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00:09:12Oh
00:09:24You're so gonna get it
00:09:32Tiffany
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00:12:55Lost boys
00:13:04Ladies man, we're good. She killed that cop man. She put the gun in his mouth and blew his brains out
00:13:10Yeah, help me with this she's crazy hey
00:13:14Don't let her hear you say that but look
00:13:18You're my only brother
00:13:20Now help me with this
00:13:30What are you gonna do with your share Jack okay, right
00:13:41Idiot
00:13:43You damaged that painting and I'll take it out of your hide
00:13:48Sorry, Barb
00:13:50Barb don't worry about my little brother. He's slow, but he's dependable
00:13:55He better be and get it on the boat
00:14:00Don't talk to me that way I just saved your miserable life now, let me get this thing on the damn boat
00:14:08Barb we gotta go
00:14:10I
00:14:20Don't want them to hear us
00:14:22We
00:14:35Did it free we got away cops never expected a water getaway was there any doubt
00:14:45There's an island a couple of miles ahead
00:14:49We'll head out there
00:15:07There it is
00:15:10Sit down you don't you'll tip us
00:15:14dear
00:15:16Dear with that land
00:15:26What was that
00:15:33Did you see that I saw it too something water
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00:15:59Think went into the water. I don't know. Oh shit. It was big everyone shut up
00:16:10It's gone it's gone
00:16:16Oh
00:16:18Something just brushed past my leg what?
00:16:46Oh
00:17:00My god, it'd be amazing. Can we get a little help here, please?
00:17:06Mike sure I
00:17:09I
00:17:12Bet you they didn't even read my proposal you just saw a chance to spend a day at the beach I
00:17:19Thought you're a terrific proposal a major oil company illegally drilling out on Melbourne and the prop liked it, too
00:17:30Nice throat and here I thought you did everything like a girl. I do do everything like a girl
00:17:35This isn't a holiday ladies, can we get a little help here, please? Oh chill out Jill
00:17:40It's just checking out the scenery. This isn't a day at the beach
00:17:44Well, okay. This is a day at the beach, but you know what?
00:17:46I mean, I need this for my journalism class if I can expose the illegal drilling
00:17:50I'm a shoo-in for that internship at CNews. You need this we
00:17:54Don't it's two days on a private island with nothing but the Sun and a beach before spring break ends
00:18:01So, why did I even bring you? Oh, um, because my car got us to the boat and my credit card paid for the boat. Oh
00:18:11Besides you might just enjoy yourself out there as well. What are you talking about?
00:18:18You don't see it see what I
00:18:23Got everything so we ready to go. Yeah, let's load up
00:18:32What
00:18:39The hell was that thing man
00:18:41Look like a shark big-ass shark. No way sharks live in the ocean. That's a lake
00:18:47Yeah, there are some freshwater sharks. That's crazy, man. That's enough
00:18:53What if you need to go back out there?
00:18:55And fetch it
00:18:57Fetch it Barb with all due respect. Did you see it just happened there?
00:19:02Flip end shark a jack ain't no way
00:19:09Whoever retrieves the painting gets half of Jack's take added to their own
00:19:17Fine Jerry, no
00:19:21Don't worry about it, man. What if that shark still out there?
00:19:25I'm sure it's long gone besides
00:19:28It just ate
00:19:33About 300 feet out if I calculated it, right
00:19:37parallel with that strip of land
00:19:41So my share and half a Jack's
00:19:44That's right
00:19:48Fine but if I don't make it back my share goes to rich won't be nine on Jack forever
00:19:54Right
00:20:25Oh
00:20:30Look there he is shit. Look shark Jerry shark
00:20:37Oh
00:20:52He's gonna make it he's gonna make it
00:20:59It's gone
00:21:07Oh
00:21:38Can't believe it. He's almost a sure
00:22:01Oh, yeah
00:22:07Oh
00:22:20How much further
00:22:22What? Oh, we should be seeing it anytime soon
00:22:27There it is. How much longer?
00:22:30Five ten minutes, huh? Thank God then nothing but surf sand and Sun. Ah
00:22:37Paradise you guys really aren't going to help us
00:22:41You a big strong Mike man is on your own
00:22:44Besides, you don't know anything about what you're doing. So we just get it away. Yeah
00:22:49Whoa, watch your steering
00:22:53I don't see anything
00:23:08Oh
00:23:19My god, there it is
00:23:39But maybe gave up I hope so
00:23:49I
00:24:19I
00:24:49I
00:24:59Like
00:25:01Jail, oh my god. Oh
00:25:07What happened I don't know after that thing hit the boat we just we started swimming
00:25:12How many
00:25:15Did either of you see Mike did you make it to shore? Oh my god, Mike Mike
00:25:29Over here
00:25:33Mike had the camera
00:25:42Together
00:25:46Hey, hey over here remember what I said play cool
00:25:58Get away from the water. There's something in the water
00:26:02Are you guys? Okay, are you hurt? We're okay, but but Mike that thing in the water killed our friend
00:26:10I
00:26:11Miss so sorry
00:26:13It killed two of our friends as well
00:26:16Do you have a boat that thing capsized it out by the rocks? It must be on the bottom by now
00:26:22Who are you and how did you get here?
00:26:25I'm sorry. My name is Barb and this is rich and Doug
00:26:30I'm Kristen. This is T and Jill
00:26:34What was that thing?
00:26:35It looked like a shark I have never seen a shark that big or ugly before
00:26:42Come on, let's get you three warmed up
00:26:44I
00:27:01Was all Jill's idea she wanted to come and check out the refinery fuck up her ass about big oil
00:27:09Refinery some big oil company decided to build a research center out here
00:27:13You
00:27:14Mean there are others on this island
00:27:17There's a lab complex just on the other side. It's where they did their illegal research, but it's deserted
00:27:23I was hoping to find a working radio still there ours got smashed and there's no cell service here
00:27:28Do you have a radio the legal research?
00:27:31Illegal research has been going on Jill Mike is dead because of your Vandetta
00:27:36You're blaming me
00:27:38How dare you stop it ladies? This is not the time
00:27:42Jill
00:27:44Let her go. She just needs a moment
00:27:47What happened to your boat that thing trashed it?
00:27:53That thing is a Megalodon what rich it's a shark a monster shark
00:28:01Forgive him. He just lost his brother this morning to that thing. How did you guys get to be here? Hey
00:28:09That camera I was just this is important we should document what's going on here
00:28:16Fair enough, but my friend doesn't like his picture taken
00:28:21Why are you here I already told you
00:28:25No
00:28:27You didn't
00:28:28We're Taurus. We were out for a sale when that thing sank our boat
00:28:34Someone's gonna find us right people know we're here
00:28:37Somebody's gonna realize we're missing it and and they'll send somebody to find us
00:28:42That's if the monster doesn't get them first
00:28:45Rich that's enough. You're scaring the girls. You saw that thing
00:28:49No one's gonna be able to get near this island without being
00:28:52Jerry would have known what to do if you hadn't to send him back into the water. That's enough
00:28:57Rich what happened Jerry was an accident both him and Jack are accidents
00:29:05Right
00:29:07My camera, please
00:29:13I promise I won't film you guys. I just want footage of that shark thing
00:29:21It's gonna be dark soon
00:29:23It's gonna be dark soon, I
00:29:25Suggest we spend the night here build a fire and explore the island in the morning
00:29:31See if we can find that research center signal for help
00:29:35And we should keep the fire going in case someone sees it
00:29:38Good plan
00:29:53Oh
00:30:17This is really happening, right
00:30:20We should get moving before it gets too hot
00:30:24The research centers on the west side of the island about a five-hour walk. You could go by the beach
00:30:29No, I'm not going near the water. I agree with the lady. I say we cut across the land
00:30:35It might be quicker, but I don't know what animals live on this island. It might be more dangerous more dangerous than the shark. I
00:30:42Thought this island was abandoned. Why do I keep hearing machinery all the time? I
00:30:47Don't know let's just go
00:31:17I
00:31:47I
00:32:17I
00:32:47I
00:33:17I
00:33:27What are we gonna do about them
00:33:29Don't worry. I've got a plan
00:33:32So happy radio. Yeah, I turn it off like you said
00:33:36What about rich?
00:33:39He doesn't have one. He doesn't know we have one good
00:33:43What about the rendezvous? How long is the fire gonna wait?
00:33:47Pick up wasn't until tonight. We have that long to get the goods get off this godforsaken island
00:33:55Amen to that
00:33:57What about the camera?
00:33:59I've come to take
00:34:01How can I take it from you?
00:34:09I'm sorry about Mike
00:34:11I
00:34:13Had a thing for you, you know
00:34:16He what?
00:34:17Why do you think he gave up his vacation carry around equipment for you? I
00:34:22Thought he was coming because of you me
00:34:25No
00:34:28You seriously can't be this clueless
00:34:38Second grade
00:34:42It should be just over that ride
00:34:47Listen if anything was to happen to me don't start without me tell that to Mike
00:34:55Sorry that was uncalled for no, right I guess I knew I just
00:35:05It's not now than when
00:35:07If anything's to happen nothing's going to happen
00:35:14But if it does
00:35:38Oh
00:35:41Thank God Oh Tia wait for us like a two-year-old
00:35:59Hello
00:36:08Hello
00:36:14Hello
00:36:18Is anybody here I knew this place was here up to no good
00:36:22Now it's not the time to piss off the only people who can get us off this island
00:36:34Now what
00:36:37See if anybody's here try and find a radio
00:36:41What if they recognize us?
00:36:44We kept our masks on so there's no way
00:36:52We should split up you and rich try and find a radio got it
00:37:03Look
00:37:05Tia like I said a two-year-old
00:37:28With a man still alive
00:37:35I'll get you some water. No, no, no stay away from the water. What is that thing?
00:37:40No, too deeply we drilled too deep
00:37:43Unleashed a predator. We haven't seen
00:37:46200 million years
00:37:48How's that possible?
00:37:54Excuse me, but rude much what the hell I knew something seemed off about your story
00:38:06Thank you
00:38:08We need a boat or a plane
00:38:12Something to get off this island. There's nothing
00:38:16The shark destroyed them all. What do you mean? It destroyed them all it cut off any means of escape
00:38:21It's not gonna let us leave the island. Oh shit. It's just a fish. No, it's not that's enough
00:38:29You too
00:38:31Help him come with us. Where are we going?
00:38:35fishing
00:38:50When your shark tipped us into the water we lost something very valuable
00:38:55Now you're gonna help us get it back
00:38:59Wait, we're not going in the water. I
00:39:02Wasn't thinking of you
00:39:04Since this is all your fault. I hope you can swim. No, no, you can't
00:39:11Well
00:39:15Then you might as well shoot me I go in that water I'm dead anyway
00:39:24How about to save a life no, she's just a kid and now you get to decide if she sees her next birthday
00:39:34Okay
00:39:36Okay
00:39:38I'll do it
00:39:40Wise choice. Hey doc, you might want to lose the bloody lab coat. It'd be like barbecue sauce to the critter
00:39:53It's about 300 feet out can't miss it
00:40:04Oh
00:40:29All right now that he's feasting we'll send somebody else out
00:40:35Idiot
00:40:40They've gone into the woods after them
00:41:00Do not shoot them
00:41:04That wasn't me
00:41:06What?
00:41:09Rich can you hear me?
00:41:12Do not shoot them. We need them alive
00:41:15Forget it. You need to sacrifice the girls to the shark dead or alive
00:41:21Rich what the hell man? No, I'm sorry
00:41:35Ah
00:41:43Thanks, wait long enough, sorry, can we go?
00:41:56Crazy
00:41:58We need them alive
00:41:59They're gonna feed the shark while we get the goods it's never gonna let us off the island
00:42:04Get a grip. I'm sorry about your brother, but it's just a fish
00:42:14Get it together or she's gonna skin you alive
00:42:17Yeah, I'm here. They ran off but I think I know where they're going. We're gonna cut them off
00:42:22Are you with me?
00:42:25Are you with me? I'm with you good. I don't want to have to kill you
00:42:30I don't want to be left alone with the ice cream
00:42:54I
00:43:24I
00:43:54I
00:44:25I don't do that again
00:44:37For the lovely ladies all ready to be helpful
00:44:41I'll have to wait until morning. We can't see anything out on the water. What about the rendezvous?
00:44:48There'll be another but it won't matter if we don't get the package back
00:44:52Now are you ladies gonna be any more trouble you're chum, bitch
00:44:59Tie them up
00:45:00And then let's all get some sleep
00:45:03Tomorrow's gonna be a busy day
00:45:22You
00:45:52You
00:46:01It's my turn now you get some sleep. Yes, ma'am
00:46:05I
00:46:18Know you're awake. I heard the change in your breathing
00:46:27From one girl to another. Thank you. I
00:46:33Wouldn't be too quick with the thanks
00:46:36You know what? I mean
00:46:39You're welcome
00:46:44So, what did you steal a painting anything I would know
00:46:52What's so funny it's a Copley
00:46:56Arts never really been my strong suit to me painting means with a roller
00:47:01John Singleton Copley. He was an American painter from Boston. He died but 200 years ago
00:47:09So must be worth a lot of money
00:47:12Maybe not to you but to the right collector
00:47:18So, how did you steal it?
00:47:20Sleight of hand really
00:47:22That in a distraction keep a cop busy at the bank next to a museum
00:47:26Next to a museum
00:47:28Well, they evacuated for safety. We were posing as security helping to secure the museum
00:47:35So when the cops made their move on the bank, we were already securing the priceless artwork
00:47:40Hmm. Whoa
00:47:42But then it didn't turn out the way you'd hoped
00:47:45No
00:47:47We got pulled over by a fucking traffic cop for running the stop sign by then our timetable was blown
00:47:53We barely made it to our getaway boat
00:47:56and now this
00:48:03You never did say what was so funny
00:48:07The painting it's Copley's Watson and the shark a depiction of the first recorded shark attack
00:48:24I know how to get your painting
00:48:27How
00:48:29No, I
00:48:32Don't think you have a lot to bargain with see that's where you're wrong. I know something you don't
00:48:39And what might that be? I know you're more worried about missing your rendezvous than you're letting on and
00:48:46Sooner or later if someone's gonna realize that they haven't heard from the Research Center and come looking
00:48:50And
00:48:53I know how to scare off sharks even big-ass ugly ones like that. And what might that be?
00:49:02Dynamite will keep it away. Yeah, that'd be great if we had any
00:49:10I'll tell you where you can find some on the condition that you let us go
00:49:16If you can keep that shark away you have a deal I
00:49:21Shake your hand, but I'm a little tied up right now
00:49:28First lights in three hours
00:49:45I
00:50:01You really need to work on your negotiating skills
00:50:05Once you told me that there was dynamite on this island. How hard do you think was for me to figure out where I
00:50:13Told you there was dynamite so you let us go, right?
00:50:18You're a funny girl, I like that now get her up
00:50:25What what's going on frying pan fire
00:50:34Okay, ladies, so here's the plan and if you don't follow my plan as I described
00:50:42Mr. Doug here. We'll take out his gun and blow your brains out
00:50:48Any questions
00:50:53No, good our friend is out there see him
00:51:08Rich you're up
00:51:12I
00:51:23He's coming in
00:51:42I
00:51:52Good job kid keep a lookout ladies your turn
00:51:59No, no, no, no, no, we're not going in that water. Yeah, I'm going in with you. They need us alive
00:52:04They'll keep the shark at bay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not yeah, nothing's gonna happen to you. I'm gonna be with you the whole time
00:52:11The explosions will keep it away
00:52:13We'll go in we'll get the painting and then we'll come out of the water and then you'll leave us alone, right?
00:52:20That's right
00:52:24Nothing's going to happen to you. I promise Kristen. It's so cute and such but can we get a move on ladies?
00:52:40You
00:53:10You
00:53:40You
00:54:11Oh
00:54:36No, what are you doing?
00:54:40Oh
00:54:41There's no way it's stuck to the bottom. I can't lift it. Try harder. Try harder. Get rid of the shark first
00:55:06Sharks off again back to work
00:55:10They're gonna kill us aren't they?
00:55:13What are we gonna do?
00:55:15I'm thinking Ritz. He's got the gun and the dynamite we take him out. We got a chance
00:55:22Times are wasting ladies
00:55:41Oh
00:55:47Rich throw in another stick you two get back out there
00:55:55We just need to catch our breath where are you going we just need to catch our breath
00:56:03Rich any sign of the shark? I don't think so
00:56:11Oh
00:56:31Drop the gun Jill, I'm fine
00:56:37Drop the gun
00:56:40Drop the gun
00:56:42Put the gun down girly you first
00:56:48Doug
00:56:51Duck what focus Oh
00:56:56Rich
00:56:58Doug, huh? I need you to go over there and grab that gun from that girl
00:57:05What if she shoots me then I'll shoot her
00:57:12Right
00:57:17All right, Missy I'm gonna come over there and relieve you of that gun
00:57:23And relieve you of that gun
00:57:35We don't anyone else get hurt now
00:57:54Oh
00:57:58It doesn't matter you silly girl you wasted all your bullets on a goddamn fish
00:58:10Now you're gonna get your ass back in that water and get me my painting
00:58:17No
00:58:20Wrong answer
00:58:22You little bird are gonna get your skinny ass back in that water and bring me my
00:58:30Painting or what? You'll kill us lady between you and it you're no threat
00:58:37How dare you
00:58:46You
00:59:17Oh
00:59:22God
00:59:23We have to kill it
00:59:25What we have to kill it. Why if we stay on shore that thing can't get us help will come
00:59:31May only be an animal but it's a smart animal and sooner or later
00:59:36It's gonna realize it doesn't have any more food and it's gonna go looking for some
00:59:41We're so close to the shorelines
00:59:44No
00:59:46What would happen if that thing found a populated beach elsewhere
00:59:51How do we kill it
00:59:58The hillbilly way
01:00:16This isn't working, I know we need bait
01:00:30Although
01:00:32No, I'll go Jill I promise Chris and I look after you
01:00:37I'm bleeding even if that thing is a hundred miles away. It'll still sniff me out. Besides. I feel like a girl
01:00:46I feel like a girl, too
01:01:09Hey, you ugly fish enough with the junk food you want gourmet
01:01:17I
01:01:32See it when I yell duck
01:01:46Be ready
01:02:16Oh
01:02:37Yeah, yeah
01:02:46Oh my gosh, what do we do now? I don't know. I'm sure help will come soon
01:02:55Fair enough, what do you want?
01:03:16You
01:03:46You
01:03:56Thanks, Lisa
01:04:06I don't get it. Thanks where I don't
01:04:09You
01:04:13What don't you get you're telling me that that is your stepdaughter
01:04:27Yeah
01:04:29That beautiful specimen standing right over there is your stepdaughter careful. Don't make me knock you out. What I mean is I've seen your wife
01:04:37Didn't I just say I'll knock you out you and I both know that your wife is a large birdie
01:04:42Ruben asked woman
01:04:45No, that's it does not look like she shares anything with that with your wife
01:04:54Well, it's like they say even big ugly things can have offspring
01:05:06You
01:05:36You
01:06:06You
01:06:36You
01:07:06You
01:07:36You
01:08:06You
01:08:36You
01:09:06You
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