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00:00Livi Dunn wants to do videos with Jack Mack?
00:02Why Jack Mack?
00:04Because Jack's a star.
00:06I told everyone.
00:16People are pumped up.
00:18Is that why he got a haircut?
00:20Yo, is Meek Phil
00:22rizzing up Livi Dunn?
00:24I missed Livi Dunn, but obviously Meek Phil did.
00:30Yeah.
00:40Okay, so Livi Dunn's here.
00:42I need this on camera.
00:44Specifically asked for me.
00:46Livi Dunn wants to do videos with Jack Mack?
00:48She just said, like, hey, I want to come to the bar
00:50so we can do stuff with Jack Mack.
00:52We've been long time internet friends. First time meeting.
00:54What's up?
00:56Good to see you. Finally to meet you.
00:58How are you? I'm good.
01:00We're excited. Everyone's excited.
01:02But don't be nervous. Everyone's really cool.
01:04I know people are like, oh, Livi Dunn is
01:06strictly business, trying to promote her Amazon show.
01:08NIL show.
01:10With all the LSU.
01:12But yeah, people are pumped up.
01:14They're saying I got a haircut for this.
01:16It was scheduled before I even knew about this.
01:18Is that why he got a haircut?
01:20It should be fun.
01:22We're going to do some content.
01:24Stay tuned.
01:26Why Jack Mack?
01:28Because Jack's a star.
01:32Yeah, remember Erica used to say that?
01:34Even Jack Mack can be a star.
01:36Can you do one of the
01:38Hey Jack?
01:40Just be like, hey Jack,
01:42thanks for letting me get your Lambo.
01:44Yeah, hey Jack, thanks for lending
01:46my Lambo.
01:48Wait, am I saying it from here?
01:50Just say it from there.
01:52Baby Grunk said I'm not allowed to talk to her
01:54so
01:56Baby Grunk gave me
01:58a restraining order against Livi Dunn
02:00so I can't go near her.
02:02Unfortunately.
02:04Thanks for saving my dog from the burning
02:06building last night.
02:08That was awesome.
02:10That was like crazy courage or whatever.
02:12You can add Liv.
02:14It's too much power.
02:16Thanks for performing open heart surgery on my dad.
02:18Do you want me to do that?
02:20She doesn't want to do anything with anyone
02:22here except for Jack Mack.
02:24What's so funny about that?
02:26I'm not laughing.
02:28Hard work pays off.
02:30We're going.
02:32Talent walking.
02:34What am I doing?
02:36We're going to do a walk and talk.
02:38No, we're going to do a skit.
02:40Do you know how people will do
02:42in comments, they'll be like
02:44you do something over there.
02:46Thanks for lending my Ferrari.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:50Thanks for saving my dog from that burning building.
02:52I'm giving a tour to Livi
02:54in Barstool HQ and then we'll walk
02:56through and then people at their desk
02:58will be acting normal and they'll turn around
03:00and be like, hey Jack, thanks for
03:02lending me $500,000.
03:04Then you'll just be like, oh, well that's crazy
03:06and then we'll just walk down.
03:08Hey Jack.
03:10Yo, Jack.
03:12Yo.
03:14I'm going to fuck this up.
03:16Then we wanted to do
03:18some basic questions.
03:20Very, very basic.
03:22Then we'll just go from there.
03:24It'll take 10-20 minutes.
03:26Okay, let's go.
03:28This is Liam.
03:30When did you guys fly out?
03:32Was it this morning?
03:34No, we got in last night.
03:36We're leaving.
03:38We're going to go after this.
03:40This is the last one?
03:42Either this or the other one.
03:44Oh my God, I was freaking out.
03:48And then,
03:50did Gia,
03:52Jack,
03:54security guard?
03:56Yep, in the back.
03:58No, no, don't worry.
04:00You got the big security guard feel like it was cool.
04:02Gia,
04:04can you be in this one?
04:06Actually, stay there.
04:08Stay there.
04:10So,
04:12funny, but
04:14Dave's office is right there.
04:16So I was thinking maybe it could be something.
04:18So we're all walking through and everyone's going to say those things
04:20and then tour.
04:22But if it's in Dave's office, maybe it could be like,
04:24Hey Jack, we're really enjoying that new church you built.
04:26Yeah, something like that.
04:28Do people know that's Dave's office?
04:30Oh, yeah.
04:32This is Sean.
04:34Oh no.
04:38Alright, we have all our marching orders, right?
04:42Yeah, we have our marching orders, right?
04:44Here, you're going.
04:46If you guys want to add them or anything,
04:48it's fine. Don't worry if you mess up.
04:50Okay, so am I just going to be
04:52sitting here innocently agreeing?
04:54Yeah, just be like,
04:56Thank you, this is so cool.
04:58I'm a big fan.
05:00Let me show you the office.
05:02I actually am a big fan.
05:04I told everyone, we're going to go
05:06this, and we're just going to walk
05:08and just, you can add whatever.
05:10Just be like,
05:12Why are they saying that?
05:14Just be like, don't worry about that.
05:16I'm like, they're crazy.
05:18We're good whenever.
05:20So this is where all the magic happens.
05:22This is my guy, Cody.
05:24Oh yeah, no worries.
05:28Don't worry about it.
05:30This is the office's first newspapers.
05:32This is Dave.
05:34Dave used to actually work here,
05:36but he works now.
05:38Thanks for saving my dog.
05:40It's crazy, but I had to do it.
05:42A few burns, it was a whole thing.
05:44I had to do it.
05:46Dude, Jack, thanks for saving my dad yesterday.
05:48You gave him open heart surgery and saved his life.
05:50I know, it's crazy.
05:52Thank you so much. You're such a king.
05:54I appreciate that.
05:56Your coworker's nice.
05:58It's an everyday thing.
06:00This is where the magic happens.
06:02Let's focus on the tour.
06:04Jack, oh my god, thank you so much
06:06for getting my grandma's life alert from her.
06:08She told you about that?
06:10Yes. I told her not to tell you about that.
06:12You're such a good guy. I appreciate that.
06:14Thank you. What can you do?
06:16That's a Tuesday afternoon for me.
06:18This is actually Dave's office.
06:20Hey, I meant to tell you.
06:22I appreciate you saving all those orphans from that burning building.
06:24That was dope.
06:26So this is everything.
06:28Wait, I think I need a job here.
06:30Okay, perfect. One shot.
06:32One shot.
06:34Perfect. Thanks everybody.
06:36Great job.
06:38I don't know how to act.
06:40No, you were great.
06:42That was perfect.
06:44John.
06:48You killed it. You're an actor.
06:50Just do it.
06:52I'm going to say, this is 77 seconds of journalism
06:54with Jack Mack.
06:56And then we'll stop.
06:58It's like a quick hitting show.
07:00And then we'll just go to different places
07:02and I'll ask you questions.
07:04This is 77 seconds of journalism
07:06with Jack Mack and
07:08Libby Dunn.
07:10Libby, who was the person you were most star struck by
07:12when you first met them?
07:14Today I met Matthew McConaughey.
07:16And then I also met you today.
07:18I was actually a huge fan.
07:20Okay, so McConaughey,
07:22Jack Mack. Right there.
07:24Okay, perfect.
07:26But was McConaughey's Oprah amazing?
07:28Yes.
07:30I was shocked.
07:32Did you do a TikTok?
07:34No.
07:36I was happy I finagled a photo.
07:40There's a funny clip of Joe
07:42I think it was a year
07:44before he went to LSU. 2019.
07:46Yeah.
07:48They beat them.
07:50And he's going
07:52saying bye to the fans.
07:54Oh my god, yeah, I know. He was iconic.
07:56What's harder? A perfect
07:5810 on the beam?
08:00Gymnastics beam?
08:02Or 99 miles per hour?
08:04Do it again.
08:06I like that.
08:08That's funny.
08:14Libby, what is harder?
08:16Perfect beam? Gymnastics?
08:1810 out of 10 on the beam?
08:20Or 99 miles per hour basketball?
08:22Right on the edge of the plate.
08:24For strike three.
08:26Perfect beam routine.
08:28Okay, Paul may not like that.
08:34Class schedule this year?
08:38Whoa, NCAA?
08:40We're sending that to you?
08:42We're sending that to them? LSU?
08:46You are all online probably, right?
08:48Yeah, all my classes are online.
08:50It's just easier to do it.
08:52No, I get it. I actually get that.
08:54But it's loaded class schedule.
08:56You get it. You also get threats while you're at class.
08:58No, I don't. You actually should have
09:00security guards around you.
09:02Me, people just send me stuff online.
09:04But, loaded class schedule.
09:06She actually showed it to me. I promise NCAA.
09:12Wait, Julesy, I'll ask you, what's your class schedule?
09:16Oh my god.
09:18Cut the cameras.
09:20Okay, alright.
09:24You can say Baton Rouge for this.
09:26Best SEC city?
09:28Or school, town?
09:32Athens? Or no?
09:34No.
09:36Actually, I kind of like Athens.
09:38Either Athens or Auburn.
09:40Okay, Auburn's good. Most overrated though.
09:42SEC town?
09:44Tuscaloosa.
09:46Obviously, that's obvious.
09:48And also Austin now.
09:50Oh, right. But they don't have a gymnastics team.
09:52I know.
09:54Does Oklahoma? Yeah, they do, right?
09:56Yeah, now they're in the SEC. They're pretty good, right?
09:58Yeah, they're pretty good.
10:00But I've never been there.
10:02I'll read it soon.
10:04I don't think it's going to do well. Have you been to College Station?
10:06Texas A&M?
10:08No.
10:10Okay, you wouldn't like it.
10:12That's tough to hear.
10:14I think she
10:16probably needs another visit, but that was tough to hear.
10:18Most mad you've been at the
10:20Pirates' bullpen this year?
10:22That game,
10:24you were tweeting through it.
10:26Well, it had to be the day that I tweeted that.
10:28Yeah, I think they're playing the Cubs.
10:30It was like 10-2. I don't even tweet like that.
10:32No, it was very funny.
10:34There was fire with it.
10:36Yeah, there was fire with it.
10:38Oh, what else?
10:40Does Paul actually not watch the offense?
10:42No, he doesn't.
10:44He actually doesn't.
10:46I kind of respect that.
10:48I don't know what he does.
10:50Whatever he does, keep doing it, Paul.
10:52Oh no, he's great.
10:54Chances are
10:56I'm in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit next year.
10:58I can put that in a good book.
11:00Perfect.
11:06Before I let you go,
11:08best documentary to watch right now?
11:10You have to watch
11:12The Money Game on Amazon Prime.
11:14I think I'm actually in it.
11:16You?
11:18Yes, but they didn't interview me.
11:20Where's Amazon?
11:22That's your big break.
11:24Where is Amazon? They should have interviewed me.
11:26They took my TikTok, but I'm in it.
11:28We're both in it.
11:30Perfect.
11:32This was amazing.
11:34I'll send you everything
11:36and then we'll post it maybe tonight or tomorrow.
11:38Yeah, do it.
11:40Yeah.
11:42Awesome.
11:44I'm a big fan. Can I get a picture too?
11:54I couldn't be happier for my boy.
11:56He's been waiting for this moment forever.
11:58I was like, feel free to follow or get phone clips.
12:00Do whatever you got to do. Get good content.
12:02Took the opportunity. Got his picture.
12:04I just want to see a smile on his face.
12:06I'm so excited for him.
12:08It was great to meet you.
12:10MeekPhil fans are up today.
12:12It's a big day for us.
12:14Yo, is MeekPhil rizzing up?
12:18Jack, thank you.
12:24Just FYI, I took about 15,
12:26so you have them in the vault now.
12:28It was perfect.
12:3010 out of 10 accuracy.
12:32You drink wine, I'll get you a bottle for the holidays.
12:34No, no, no.
12:36Yo, he's glowing right now.
12:42Set decoration.
12:46Alright, you guys ready?
12:48Oh, let's go.
12:50Yeah!
12:52We did it.
12:56It's legendary.
12:58I missed living done, but obviously MeekPhil did.
13:00Where does today rank, Meek,
13:02on your favorite days of work so far?
13:04Number one.
13:08It was quick.
13:10One of the biggest entourages
13:12we've seen in a little bit.
13:14Amazon, LSU.
13:16We're going to get Josh Allen jerseys.
13:18I kind of fucked up,
13:20but I'm blaming Jake Malasek over at the Chicago office.
13:22He told me that
13:24Big Cat said we have the stream,
13:26so I told Frank,
13:28so he got it.
13:30Frank gets clips, he gets numbers,
13:32so I was like, hey Frank,
13:34Chicago gave me the stream for the Dolphins game,
13:36which Frank wanted.
13:38It started a whole kaboom.
13:40I just got word you have won the battle.
13:42New York City is streaming on Thursday
13:44for the Dolphins game.
13:46Do you have anything to say to
13:48Mr. Nicky Smokes?
13:52You know, he can always come
13:54visit New York.
13:56He can come to New York,
13:58sit right next to me.
14:00He's watching the TVs right here.
14:02He's welcome.
14:04Now people are fucking pissed at me.
14:06They're like, why would you
14:08hate Frank? We don't want to watch the Dolphins game with Frank.
14:10Now we have to stay late on a Thursday
14:12to watch the Dolphins game with Frank
14:14when he's just going to be annoying about it.
14:16So what are we going to do?
14:18We're going to go all in on the Bills.
14:20Bills, plus two and a half.
14:22Dalton Kincaid touchdown.
14:24Josh Allen over passing yards.
14:26We're going to be Bills mafia
14:28at the office
14:30tomorrow night.
14:32We just got to get some Bills gear to really set the tone.
14:34I'm going to legitimately
14:36slam through a table.
14:38I'm going to be Bills mafia
14:40all the way through.
14:42One night, one night only.
14:44Yeah, and Frank has no idea.
14:46So like, he should react
14:48pretty rational to this if you ask him.
14:50I'll be done.
14:52Securing the Allens.
14:54Yes, if you don't mind.
14:56All Allen for the live stream. Hopefully Frank.
14:58All Allens. All for Josh Allens.
15:00We took all of them in the store.
15:02They had zero left besides a huge smile.
15:04Two XL,
15:06two double X.
15:08Good call.
15:10Bills t-shirt, jerseys.
15:12They may or may not affect Frank's mental health.
15:14Alright, you have to keep these.
15:16I'm on it.
15:18Thanks.
15:26The boys.
15:28I'm a Colts fan,
15:30but tonight
15:32we all ride
15:34with Josh Allen.
15:36Josh Allen anytime TD baby.
15:38Frank doesn't know what's going to hit him.
15:40Alright, so let's just put this up against the back.
15:42The back side of the gamble.
15:44I still think we got rubbing alcohol.
15:46We can't light anything on fire.
15:48Rubbing alcohol just burns.
15:50It doesn't burn other things.
15:52If you can clear that with Jason, then we're game.
15:54Jason?
15:56Well, Jason is the tech guy.
15:58He's the tech guy.
16:00If the stream goes down, we're screwed.
16:02It was so stunningly silent.
16:04Give me like a 15 count
16:06and then we're good.
16:08I mean, he's awesome.
16:10He's awesome.
16:12We only put a little bit of rubbing alcohol
16:14and light it on fire
16:16and then we jump through it.
16:18Just a little bit.
16:20It's not gasoline.
16:22It's rubbing alcohol.
16:24Do we have any rubbing alcohol?
16:26We need to make something happen.
16:28We should light it on fire.
16:30What are we doing here?
16:32What else are we doing in New York?
16:34Let Billy light the table.
16:36They're not lighting shit on fire in Chicago.
16:38I'll tell you that much.
16:40Nervous.
16:42They gotta win this one.
16:44Come out there and they played Sunday
16:46and they gotta just go.
16:48I mean, Sunday started out
16:50playing to win a shit show
16:52and they gotta get past that.
16:54Alright, zero on the Dolphins.
16:56Fingers crossed.
16:58Yes.
17:14Oh, you got these
17:16Jet fans here.
17:18We're not Dolphins fans.
17:20They're your rival too, you know.
17:22And they kick the Jets' ass routinely.
17:24Frank, do I turn around?
17:26No, that's fine.
17:28And then we got
17:30Nicky No-Show.
17:32Nicky No-Show over here.
17:34Man in the arena, Frank.
17:36I gotta let Josh Allen
17:38any time comes down.
17:40Yeah, I think we're all on Josh Allen.
17:42I'm also on Shaquille.
17:44Well, you fucked up
17:46my survival pool by making the Bengals
17:48your pick of the week.
17:50You're not exactly hot right now.
17:52Me?
17:54Clever.
17:56I'm pretty cool.
17:58We'll see how it is tonight.
18:00Maybe this will turn the season around.
18:02Why are you doing this to me?
18:12Yeah, you're one of those fuckers.
18:14Why are you all fucking doing this to me?
18:16What are y'all fucking doing?
18:18Look in here.
18:20There is no game left.
18:22There is an easy-peasy touchdown.
18:24You're all mocking me.
18:26You're all fucking happy.
18:28You're all fucking miserable.
18:32The game is fucking over already.
18:34Look how happy they are.
18:36Look how happy you are when the Jets lose.
18:38Yeah!
18:40This is bullshit.
18:42This is bullshit.
18:44You know this is bullshit.
18:46You know this is bullshit.
18:48Woo!
18:50Woo!
18:52Woo!
18:54God damn it!
18:56What the fuck is he
18:58doing today?
19:00He sucks!
19:02In 25 years,
19:04they don't have
19:06a draft pick.
19:08Look at that.
19:10They already got a touchdown.
19:12They just can't run and go.
19:14Like a baby.
19:18It doesn't matter.
19:20The game is over.
19:22Out of reach.
19:24Here's Daniel Jones
19:26in a blanket.
19:28He's a Hawaiian Daniel Jones.
19:30That's not true.
19:32That's not right.
19:34Five fucking years.
19:36That means five years of hopelessness.