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00:00All right, welcome back to the Snack Boys, everybody.
00:03I'm Eddie, he's Clement.
00:04Today, we will be reviewing Snapple-flavored
00:07Swedish Fish and Sour Patch.
00:11You're New York Snapple, right?
00:13So you're-
00:14Is New York a Snapple town?
00:15I think so, right?
00:16I think New York's a Snapple town.
00:17I'll take it.
00:18I love Snapple, so I'll embrace it with open arms.
00:21And I also feel like Swedish Fish and Sour Patch,
00:23they're cousins, if not, you know,
00:25straight brother and sister, brother, brother, you know?
00:28And they're two of my favorite brands of candy.
00:30Yeah, at some point, they signed like a peace treaty.
00:33Like, we're gonna like be brothers in arms,
00:35like maybe a little NATO involved in these two.
00:39A lot going on.
00:40But yeah, so there's three flavors,
00:43Fruit Punch, Kiwi Strawberry, Mango Madness.
00:46Let's start with these, just because-
00:48And it's the same for both of them, interesting.
00:50Okay, all right.
00:51Let's start with the...
00:56Now, when I saw this, I thought,
00:57Snapple, I'm an iced tea guy.
00:58I go lemon iced tea.
01:00So that's what I thought,
01:01but this is going with the fruit flavors of Snapple,
01:03which is fine.
01:04Can I tell you something about Swedish Fish?
01:07Let's hear it.
01:08I think the minis are better than the big ones.
01:11They're harder.
01:12You like them a little more structured than them.
01:14Yeah, you can get...
01:15You have to...
01:16Not enough people do this.
01:17I think if you bite them-
01:20It's better?
01:21I think it helps.
01:22I used to do a folding pro.
01:24And I usually do it too.
01:26They're a little bland to me.
01:28Mm-hmm.
01:29They're a little bland.
01:30And I know people are gonna be like,
01:31regular Swedish Fish are a little bland.
01:32That's the beauty of them.
01:34If you're not a super sweet fruit snack gummy guy,
01:37you'll like these, obviously.
01:38But I don't know.
01:39They lack in...
01:40Not even just bland,
01:41just the flavor is not there for me.
01:45It's tough.
01:46And you're doing a lot of chewing,
01:47and you're not getting a lot of flavor back
01:48from all the chewing.
01:49Yeah, these are like a four three to me.
01:55I don't want to do that.
01:57I'm a three nine.
01:58Wow.
01:59I'm a four nine.
02:00I hold Swedish Fish by standard.
02:02I love Swedish Fish.
02:03And I like Snapple too.
02:05Like, I'm an old school beverage guy.
02:06Like, I wanted these to...
02:08I wanted to love them, but...
02:11Start with Fruit Punch.
02:15That tastes like a Fruit Punch beverage.
02:17You know?
02:18And you're also getting a wildly different texture,
02:22right?
02:23And consistency with the Sour Patch.
02:28These strawberries are a little sour.
02:30It's a fresh...
02:31You know when you get a fresh pack of Sour Patch?
02:33These are fresh.
02:34These things are very good.
02:38I think people would really mess with this mango.
02:42I think people would really like this mango.
02:44Cause I know mango's got a small but sturdy,
02:48you know, very strong, passionate fan base.
02:52I think people would really like this mango.
02:53With that said,
02:55they're better than the Swedish Fish,
02:56but not overly great.
02:59I'd just bump these up to like a five, six.
03:01I was going to say five, seven.
03:02I will say this though.
03:04But you said the mango.
03:05I think people who...
03:06I'm not a mango guy.
03:07And I was like, all right,
03:08I appreciate greatness on its own level.
03:11You guys are going to fuck with this.
03:12Not me personally.
03:13You guys are going to like it though.