АLL SТАЯS S09Е10 (2024)
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00:00Oh, we did it, we did it, we did it, bitch.
00:11In five minutes, I went from zero badges to two badges, so you cannot tell this bitch
00:15shit.
00:16Congratulations.
00:18And I've won $5,000 for the Anxiety and Depression Association of America, which is everything,
00:26everything.
00:28We're very happy that Chanel got two now, and Gorgeous is in the four club.
00:33Amazing.
00:34Welcome to the four Badger Club.
00:35Oh my god, I know.
00:36Welcome to the club.
00:37Oh my god, that happened so quick.
00:40Chanel basically put me into the lead.
00:42It just feels like so good, and I'm like, thank you, bitch.
00:44I don't know if you knew what you were doing, but thank you.
00:48I didn't think you were gonna pick me to give the badge, so I thought you were gonna give
00:50it to Nina.
00:51Now, earlier, when the question was asked, who would give me a badge, you were the only
00:56person to speak up.
00:57I feel like if I were to win, I would honestly give one to Chanel, because bitch has been
01:02turning it this whole competition.
01:04Thank you, baby.
01:05So for me, it was an absolute no-brainer.
01:07Oh my god.
01:08I was like, well, bitch, why wouldn't we want one?
01:09Well, we could have two.
01:10No, literally.
01:11No.
01:12No, no, no, no, no.
01:14That's a terrible play.
01:15Chanel giving her badge to any one of us with two badges, Mick, Vanjie, me, would be a smarter
01:22move, because now, the rich get richer, the poor stay poorer.
01:26I mean, that doesn't make any sense.
01:28Now it's a tight race.
01:29Now everyone has two, three, and four.
01:30I told you, bitch.
01:31RuPaul say, anybody got a path to the crown?
01:32I'm gonna say this.
01:33I've never been pushed like this before.
01:34You know, when you go into a competition, you're like, okay, I got this, but everyone
01:35is so fucking good.
01:36Then RuPaul is going, and anyone can fucking win, so now I'm stressed.
01:37I know.
01:38I've been at four for two weeks now, and I don't feel good.
01:39I don't feel good.
01:40I don't feel good.
01:41I don't feel good.
01:42I don't feel good.
01:43I don't feel good.
01:44I don't feel good.
01:45I don't feel good.
01:46I don't feel good.
01:47I don't feel good.
01:48I know.
01:51I've been at four for two weeks now, and I don't feel safe at all because you don't
01:57know what they're gonna twist and what they're gonna turn up.
02:00Exactly.
02:01You can't slow down for any moment at a time at all.
02:03Raise your hand if you think you can win this.
02:07I kinda wanna know what kind of bitches I was in the room with.
02:11Everyone here is sickening.
02:12So I might be in the lead, but I can't let up.
02:16Let's get out of this.
02:17We may be competing for charity but don't ever get it twisted. I'm here to get my crown
02:29Every badge is like a gallon of gasoline and I've been filling up the dolls tank and that just gives me more gasoline to get
02:36towards the end
02:43And baby the dog don't make pit stops
02:48Clearly not in this competition
02:58Not gonna lie, I'm feeling really good coming into this week because oh my god, I'm a front-runner now like who am I?
03:05See all we've done to make over challenge. We've done the russical. Yeah, we've done snatch game in the Rose. We did the Rose
03:12Yeah, I'm getting the ball. No more snipper. No more snippers, but it is drag race anything
03:18Oh, I definitely think there's more
03:22We're getting too close to the end it can't be easy. Yeah more laps to have y'all we're almost done
03:28It's been getting crazier because I had a dream about Banshee wait, what yes, was it a wet dream you could say that
03:36This bitch was chasing me with the water hose
03:38Oh
03:43We've been here so long we talked about so many things that's the best part about this is like we all get to be this
03:48Close this long. Yeah, I remember the times when Roxy used to be very close to me
03:54Wait a minute. You two have a history Banshee and Roxy
04:04Oh
04:08Relationship I didn't remember like text messages
04:15It didn't work out that's the truth
04:18But y'all never actually did hook up. No. Yeah, I just thought the pee-pees in the phone
04:22We've been to the gallery
04:26Banshee's mine step back bitch. That's been forever
04:29All
04:38Stars
04:40At this point in the race, you may feel a bit woozy, but now's your time to shine
04:46So you better be choosy cuz I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little Lala peruzzi
04:53My
05:03All-stars
05:06Now all season long you've done an amazing job at singing dancing and acting to food
05:12But sometimes if we gotta do what a queen gotta do
05:18So for this week's maxi challenge mama roo is throwing a lip-sync Lala peruza
05:29Great here's the Lala peruza and Georges is an amazing lip syncer
05:32And so again giving Georges that fourth badge what a great idea now the top two all-stars will each receive one
05:40Beautiful benefactors badge. Oh, and then they'll lip-sync for the chance to win $10,000 for their charity
05:48now the current beautiful benefactors badge count is
05:52Roxy plastique and Georges have four and Jiria has three got mic Nina and Chanel and miss Vanjie all
06:00have two
06:03But there's still time for any of you to make it to the top three
06:13When we said we all have a path to the finale I believe them cuz I feel like I'm walking on that path right now
06:20Y'all coming cuz I'm walking my path y'all better hurry up. I'm getting my badges
06:25Come on
06:27Now get into lip-sync
06:29Assassin drag all right, then I'll meet you on the main stage all-stars start your engines and may the best drag queen win
06:37Oh
06:48This week's maxi challenge is the lip-sync Lollapalooza
06:51Smackdown and this is a challenge that I've waited all season for cuz this is my gig. This is what I do
06:57I was a lip-sync assassin on my season
06:59I mean, this is something that we do on a regular basis is what we get booked for most of all most of us
07:04some of us
07:07Wow
07:09What lie
07:11I'm focused like I'm in my zone because I'm tied up with the Roxy and plastic with four badges now
07:17And this is a perfect opportunity to get ahead of them. So it's gonna be cute. I've lost four lip-syncs
07:25So you're trying to redeem yourself
07:29Fucking shine my record this season is a staggering four lip-syncs with zero
07:37wins
07:38But it's okay. It just goes to show that this group of Queens is half competition
07:43But I love a good competition who doesn't so I'm just gonna give them the concius version of plastic
07:49They have ever seen and take them down one by one
07:53I used to think it was lip-syncing lip-syncing. Yeah, I thought I was singing
07:58Remember on my season. I like didn't have to lip-sync at all. Well, you've been slaying the lip-syncs
08:02Yeah, I like have so much fun
08:04Listening here. I've never done a Lollapalooza, but I've won both of my lip-syncs this season
08:10Seems like a cute track record to me and I think my chances for a badge this week are pretty good. So let's do it. I
08:18Wonder how that whole formula is gonna work, but I'm excited. This is something I'm more I
08:24Enjoy with this group of girls it depends on the song because if it's some kind of Disney frozen probably Nina if it's some kind
08:31Of bloody song probably Roxy if there's some kind of dancing twirling, maybe George's or maybe miss Vance
08:38Y'all don't sleep on the girl. I feel like it's one of those things when you get up there
08:42You yeah black out exactly
08:45This is something I think so that so I'll go up against anybody if I have to and I'm ready to perform
08:50I'm just like press play press play play
08:53Do you like to lip-sync? Yes. Yeah, I'd love to do it
08:57I have not been great on my lipsticks this season. So I have some unfinished business
09:01I have 18 plus years rooted in a lip-sync career, right?
09:05It's just my lipstick style is very different than a lot of the girls. I don't lip-sync Lollapalooza
09:10I want to show mama Ruth and I am a formidable threat lip-syncer and I need to win a badge
09:14You're not like the bucking girl out there. No girl. I'm not obviously I'm not either. I'm not the Bronco
09:19Yeah, no, I couldn't even begin to do all that shit now that I have two badges
09:23I definitely feel like I'm back in the game. So of course in this Lollapalooza, I want to win
09:28Period point-blank, but I also don't think that this is about that
09:33No
09:33because obviously if it was based solely on like
09:35Oh, can you buck and backflip and fucking twirl and all that shit then several of us would be in hot shit right now
09:41Yeah, I think you're right. There are definitely Queens here that can do all the hair flips and death drops
09:46But I don't feel intimidated by it. Here's the thing
09:48You don't have to be the most incredible dancer to win a lip-sync
09:53This is what I do for a living and I've done it for years and years and years
09:58Is there somebody you don't want to go up against? I mean, I'll go up against anybody
10:01I mean, I know the Roxy's undefeated. Yes. She is. I wouldn't mind seeing an injury on Roxy lip-sync
10:08I think she's the one that I'm like
10:13I have not lost the lip-sync yet this season. So I feel really confident going into this Lollapalooza
10:19Yeah, that's a good thing right now because we don't know what's coming next and this could be my last opportunity before the finale to
10:26Get me another badge girl. So whatever I gotta do bitch. I'm ready to do it
10:29Roxy yeah, since you lip-sync like a lot of times bitch. Do you have a favorite lip-sync that you did?
10:36Me and Alyssa the wick reveal one. Oh, yeah, it's for sure. How many times have you had a lip-sync once on my season?
10:43Once on all-stars once for an assassin and three times here. I feel like they're all really good ones to Roxy
10:50Oh, thank you, sis. They're all pretty iconic. Never last one. You're the assassin, honey, baby
10:55I have a great record here for lip-syncing but all these girls know what they're doing and right now it's a tight race
11:02So I'm ready to battle. I'm here to win this and I'm staying focused on my dream
11:06I'm staying focused on growing that money for the miracle of love
11:09So y'all better put your assassin boots on bitch, cuz I ain't letting up
11:13Please don't nobody pull their wig off without another wig. Oh
11:16Girl, don't not pull your wig off. What are the rules for lip-syncs?
11:19Do y'all think there are like don't take your wig off don't take your shoes off right drag is not a contact sport
11:25Not gonna lie Angie. I feel like sometimes you'd be blocking the girls sometimes. Oh
11:31Because I remember the first episode of this season you completely blocked me I said
11:37Oh, it's this fucking bitch. I mean, am I supposed to stay on the other side of the stage? I mean, maybe I'm doing it
11:43No, that's not me being shady. I'm just asking we still got a maneuver around each other some kind of way
11:48I don't think we should just say one on the left and one on the right the whole time
11:51I know how to be courteous to the girls when I'm lip-syncing and stuff girl
11:54If I was blocking you in the lip-sync girl, that's because you let me block you
11:57I just felt like you were completely blocking me. Oh, no. Well, if it ever seems that way, I'm sorry
12:01but I'm not trying to if it happens and I don't know what to do in that moment, but I am trying to make sure
12:06The judges can see me if that makes sense. I feel like she knows what she's doing and girl
12:11You're not gonna get me again. You know what Angie bring it
12:15Bitch, I need to be ready for everything and anything at this point because one badge could change the whole course
12:22So who makes it to the finale? So it's gonna be a bloodbath. They're not gonna lie
12:25Body to work!
12:27Come on! It's Lollapalooza!
12:29Lollapalooza!
12:31Lollapalooza!
12:33Lollapalooza!
12:35Lollapalooza!
12:37Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars and tonight it's just family
12:42Michelle Visage
12:44Hi Ru! So excited to be here
12:49And the hilarious Ross Matthews
12:51I don't like bodysuits and let me tell you why
12:54Wait a minute, who's the ventriloquist and who's the dummy?
13:00We'll never tell
13:02No, my butt hurts
13:04Mine too, but not for that reason
13:06This week we challenge our all-stars to go head-to-head and toe-to-toe in a lip-sync Lollapalooza smackdown
13:13And tonight they are ready to pop their pussies to a playlist of fan-favorite lip-sync songs
13:21All-stars, start your engines and may the best drag queen win
13:25You can take your hand out now Michelle
13:27Are you sure? It's warm
13:31Category is Lip Sync Lollapalooza
13:37And Jiria Paris Van Michaels lip-syncing for the National Black Justice Coalition
13:43It's a lip-sync smackdown for charity, bitch
13:48This is the battle royale right here
13:50Gottmik for Trans Lifeline
13:53Hello, Trans Lifeline
13:55Hold on, Gorge, I'm about to win a badge
13:58Miss Banshee for the ASPCA
14:01Meow
14:02Take a seat, get your popcorn ready, we're about to give it to you
14:05Chanel for the Anxiety and Depression Association of America
14:10Roxy Andrews for Miracle of Love
14:13Tonight I have some stiff competition, this is what we do
14:16Nina West for The Trevor Project
14:21Georgess for the National Alliance on Mental Illness
14:24Girl, I'm ready to slay these bitches
14:27It's time to get gay, B
14:30Plastique Tiara for the Asian American Foundation
14:35Let's fucking go, let's lip-sync
14:39Chest pump, chest pump, chest pump, chest pump
14:43Welcome, all-stars
14:45For tonight's Lollapalooza Smackdown, you'll face off in a series of lip-syncs
14:51If you win your lip-sync, you'll continue to the next round
14:56If you lose, you will return to the workroom
14:59In the end, the top two all-stars of the week will receive a beautiful, benefactious badge
15:09Then the top two will lip-sync to win $10,000 for their charity
15:14Now let the lip-sync Lollapalooza Smackdown begin
15:23Oh, pit crew
15:28Look at you
15:29Ladykins, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are eight balls with your names on them
15:35Now to determine the first queen to lip-sync, Bruno will randomly grab one ball
15:45Bruno, let's go
15:53Bruno, please show us whose ball you are holding
15:58Ooh, got Mick
16:00Yay
16:03Got Mick
16:04You get to pick your opponent
16:07Who do you choose?
16:12All I know is I need to pick someone that has a completely opposite lip-sync style than me
16:17So we don't do the same things on stage
16:19Um
16:22I'm gonna choose
16:27Ingeria
16:29Okay
16:30Ooh
16:32Like, what a bad choice
16:33Because anything that Angie does, she's gonna make RuPaul laugh
16:38Ingeria, you need to choose a song from our playlist
16:43Got Mick is a good lip-syncer, so getting to pick the song, I got a little saving grace there
16:49Will it be Grooves in the Heart by Delight?
16:52Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler
16:55I'm Every Woman by Chaka Khan
16:57My Lovin' You're Never Gonna Get It by En Vogue
17:00When I Grow Up by Pussycat Dolls
17:03Or You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive
17:07I want When I Grow Up, Holding Out for a Hero by Brown
17:10I'm Every Woman, those are my vibe
17:13I'm going to choose
17:16My Lovin' by En Vogue
17:20God, oh my God
17:22Is that a song in your repertoire?
17:24She is
17:25Yeah
17:26Oh
17:28Uh-huh, you ain't never gonna get it, not today
17:31Will the rest of you ladies step to the back of the stage?
17:37Have fun
17:38Keep it gapey
17:39Two all-stars stand before me
17:42Got Mick, Ingeria
17:45This is your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round
17:50Assume the positions
17:53The time has come
17:55Bring your limousine for your charity
18:02Good luck and don't fuck it up
18:22You're never gonna get it, not today
18:24No, you're never gonna get it, not today
18:26God, oh my God
18:30I remember how it used to be
18:34You never watched those nights you cared for me
18:39Now you're talking like you never changed
18:43The more you talk, the more things sound the same
18:47But Mick, you think you can get one back into my life
18:52You're just wasting your time
18:55No, you're never gonna get it, not this time
18:58You're never gonna get it, my Lovin'
19:00No, you're never gonna get it, not today
19:02You had your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round
19:07What's up?
19:08How'd you do to me?
19:10Not for me
19:13Did you see, baby?
19:15And when you like it, you lose it
19:19And you're about to fly
19:21Now it's time for a break
19:23Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:25Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:27Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:29Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:31Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:33Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:35Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:37Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:39Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:41Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:43Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:45Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:47Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
19:56All stars, I've made my decision
20:04Angeria, congratulations
20:07You're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown
20:10Please step to the back of the stage
20:12to await the next round
20:14Thank you
20:15Oh! I won! Ow!
20:18I'm one step closer to winning the Lollapalooza, baby
20:23Gottmik, you are safe to slay another day
20:27Perfect
20:31Love you
20:32Bye
20:35I really wanted to win this
20:37But maybe picking Angeria was not the best decision
20:41Damn
20:43Yes
20:45Will the six remaining queens please step forward
20:52Let's find out who's Lip Syncing next
20:57Bruno, would you do us the honor?
21:00Bruno, show us the ball
21:04It's Vanjie
21:06Ooh, I knew I recognized my name on them balls
21:09I have a strategy
21:10I don't want to pick somebody that might pick, like,
21:13a song I ain't trying to do
21:15Like, right round, or whatever that one
21:18Who do you choose as your opponent?
21:23I'll choose...
21:27I'll choose...
21:31Plastique
21:33All right, Plastique, now it's your turn
21:36Which song do you choose?
21:38I choose When I Grow Up by the Pussycat Dolls
21:42Of course
21:43Oh, yeah, some titty tata tots is gonna be flingin' today
21:47Some titty tots
21:49Pussycat Dolls and When I Grow Up,
21:51that was gonna be my first choice
21:53Plastique, thank you
21:54The rest of you may step to the back of the stage
21:58I think with Vanjie and Plastique,
22:00there's going to be a lot of hair and costume and ass
22:06They're going to fucking kill it
22:08Two all-stars stand before me
22:11Vanjie, Plastique, this is your chance to impress me
22:16and move forward to the next round
22:19Assume the position
22:21The time has come for you to lip-sync
22:25for your charity
22:31It's my dream, it's my fantasy
22:33to perform Pussycat Doll on the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
22:37So let's do it!
22:39Good luck, and don't fuck it up!
22:52Go, go, go!
23:10Uh-oh
23:12Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
23:14Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
23:15Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh
23:18Ah!
23:22Ah!
23:30I worked that
23:31I worked that
23:42Come on, come on, come on, come on
23:52Shit
24:01Good for her, because I can't do no of that shit
24:22Yeah
24:30Uh-oh
24:32Ah!
24:38Ah!
24:42Go, motherfucking Van, Van!
24:46That was so good
24:48Wow
24:50I've made my decision
24:57Miss Vanjie!
24:59Contragulations, you're a winner!
25:01Woo!
25:02I don't even got no more clothes to put back on
25:05Thank you
25:06Please strut to the back of the stage to await the next round
25:10You got it
25:13All right, Wyatt, I'm about to get this money for the ASVPA
25:19Plastique Tiara, girl, you tore up that stage
25:23Thank you
25:24You are safe to slay another day
25:27Well...
25:29I quit!
25:31Work it out, bitches
25:33I don't win, but I put up a good fight
25:36I'm proud of what I did
25:38Hey!
25:40Honestly, I'm feeling a little disappointed
25:43because I haven't won a lip sync
25:45But I feel like that performance was kind of iconic
25:48It was great, I guess
25:50I'm just so happy to be able to do that song
25:53And you guys slayed beyond too good
25:55You always do, though
25:57Will the four remaining queens please step forward?
26:04Let's see who's lip syncing in our third SmackDown
26:09Georges is ready
26:11Bruno, give it a spin
26:19Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
26:24Nina!
26:26Well, I love having my balls played with by Bruno
26:30I'm thinking about who's left, and I'm trying to figure out
26:33who I want to be paired with
26:35Well, Nina, who will you be lip syncing against tonight?
26:43I choose Chanel
26:45Chanel
26:48Let's do it
26:50Now, Chanel, what song do you choose?
26:56Let's do some Dead or Alive
26:58Dead or Alive
27:00You spin me right round, baby
27:03Right round, baby
27:06Well, the gauntlet has been thrown down
27:09Roxy and Georges, you may step to the back of the stage
27:12Thank you
27:14Bitch!
27:16Georges and Roxy, that lip sync's gonna be so good
27:19It's gonna be insane
27:21Two all-stars stand before me
27:23Nina West, Chanel
27:26This is your chance to impress me
27:28And move forward to the next round
27:31Assemble your position
27:34The time has come for you to lip sync for your charity
27:42I'm not surprised that Nina chose me
27:44because I didn't think for one minute
27:46that she would want to perform against Roxy or Georges
27:49But don't ever second-guess what I can do onstage either
27:53She's up for a battle
27:55Good luck, and for the love of Pete Burns,
27:58don't fuck it up!
28:12I get to know your game
28:14What is this?
28:16Where am I?
28:18To testify, do you know I'm sorry?
28:23All I know is that me
28:25is a dragon at the fire
28:27And I'm gonna let them know
28:28that I'm a one-shot, one-shot
28:32I take the facts on you
28:34and I'm gonna let them know
28:36that I'm smokin' on air
28:39I've got the F.O.A. now, baby
28:44You are good, that's me
28:46And you've got your hand in third
28:48Open up your lousy heart
28:50Watch out, here I come
28:52You spin me right round
28:54Like a record, baby
29:01You spin me right round, baby, right round
29:04Like a record, baby, right round
29:07Like a record, baby, right round
29:10Like a record, baby, right round
29:13Like a record, baby, right round
29:16Like a record, baby, right round
29:21All I know is that me
29:23is a dragon at the fire
29:25And I'm gonna let them know
29:26that I'm a one-shot, one-shot
29:37I've made my decision.
29:43Chanel, congratulations.
29:45You're a winner, baby.
29:50Please step to the back of the stage
29:52to await the next round.
29:54Thank you, thank you, thank you.
29:55Winning the first round feels great.
29:57I am a force to be reckoned with,
29:59so whoever is next, watch your back.
30:02A winning streak, girl!
30:04Nina West, great job.
30:06Thanks, Mama.
30:07You are safe to slay another day.
30:10You may leave the stage.
30:13Come on, Nina!
30:16Aww!
30:17Nina!
30:18I know!
30:19Hi!
30:20I'm really proud of my performance.
30:22It was 80's fabulous camp,
30:24but I don't hear my name.
30:26God damn it.
30:27laughs
30:28I think it was a close.
30:30It was.
30:31It was a close call.
30:32Chanel was like, she was like,
30:34It was a bad act.
30:35She was serving, she was serving.
30:37Serving.
30:38Well, you were too.
30:39I just had fun.
30:40Georges and Roxy Andrews.
30:43laughs
30:44Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
30:45Please step forward.
30:47Oh damn.
30:48Oh my God.
30:50Roxy looks so fucking good.
30:51This lip sync is about to turn our pussies out.
30:53Oh my God.
30:54This is gonna be a battle.
30:57The fickle finger of fate
30:59has chosen you
31:01to lip sync against each other.
31:03Honestly, I knew this was gonna happen.
31:05Like, who was gonna pick the two lip sync assassins?
31:09But now I have to lip sync against Roxy.
31:11I'm like, oh my God.
31:13Now to determine who will choose the lip sync song,
31:16Bruno will randomly choose one ball.
31:20Bruno, do your thing.
31:23dramatic music
31:27dramatic music
31:31Shows that ball.
31:35Roxy Andrews.
31:37Roxy!
31:38What is left?
31:39I'm every woman holding out for a hero.
31:40Uh-huh.
31:41Those are all such good songs.
31:42Groove to the heart, groove to the heart.
31:43Those are all good songs.
31:44All right, Roxy, please choose a song.
31:47I choose Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler.
31:50screams
31:54Great choice.
31:55You're ready.
31:56Oh my God, I am so stoked.
31:58I am so excited,
31:59because this song means so much to me.
32:02It was a song that my drag grandmother
32:04did for a talent at Miss Gay U of A,
32:06and my drag mother, Erica,
32:08would perform it following her passing,
32:10and I can't believe I'm gonna do it on this stage
32:13representing my family.
32:14The microphone people can probably hear my heart right now.
32:17Oh my God, mine too.
32:18To all stars, stand before me.
32:21Georgeous, Roxy Andrews,
32:24this is your chance to impress me
32:26and move forward to the next round.
32:30Assume the position.
32:33The time has come.
32:35I'm excited.
32:36Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
32:38For you to lip sync for your daddy.
32:44I hope Miss Roxy's ready for my wrath,
32:47because, girl, I'm gonna buck,
32:48and I'm ready to hand Miss Roxy Andrews her first loss,
32:52so bring it, bitch.
32:54Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
33:23Come on, come on.
33:28Come on.
33:37Come on.
33:49Come on, Kim.
33:53Come on.
34:01Oh, that's a rubber band.
34:10Come on.
34:12Hang on, hang on.
34:23You clean that stage with that hair, honey.
34:25Pop it.
34:33Come on.
34:39Hey, hey.
34:41Come on.
34:54Ha-ha!
34:58That man worked it out.
35:00Oh, my God.
35:04Woo, all stars.
35:06I've made my decision.
35:11Roxy, contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
35:14Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
35:16Yes.
35:20That was a song my drag mother and drag grandmother did
35:23for talents, and when I saw it on the list,
35:26I knew that there was nothing else I wanted to choose
35:28but to honor them.
35:30Well, you did honor them.
35:33I'm sure they are shining down on you.
35:35They are, they're with me right now.
35:37It's like crazy.
35:41Georges, my dear, you are free to slay another day.
35:45Oh, thank you, guys.
35:47I love you, queen.
35:49I love you, too, bitch, you ate that.
35:51Have fun.
35:53Okay, who do you think won?
35:55I cannot tell.
35:57I think it's Roxy.
35:59They got me, bitch.
36:01Oh, Georges.
36:03Bitch, you were fierce.
36:05What can I say?
36:07The Lipstick Assassin got assassinated.
36:10I'm a big fan of Roxy Andrews, the legend, the mother,
36:13so I'll take my L and go to the back and drink my dream.
36:17I wasn't expecting to lose the first round, I'm not going to lie.
36:21But you know what it is, what it is.
36:23You literally did so mean.
36:25Really, was it cutesy back here?
36:27It was crazy.
36:28I was holding my breath.
36:30Really?
36:31It was like a football match back here.
36:33Gay football.
36:35Angie, Chanel, please join Roxy.
36:42Condragulations for making it to the second round.
36:46But who will be lip syncing next?
36:50Bruno, let her rip.
37:00Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
37:03Bruno is holding Vanjie's ball.
37:06Great job, Bruno.
37:09Motherfucker.
37:11Oh, God.
37:13Oh, my God.
37:15Now, Vanjie, which queen do you choose as your opponent?
37:19Angelia.
37:21I think it would be a smart move to pick Chanel.
37:24I do too, I think he's going to pick Chanel.
37:26I mean, Chanel, he's not going to pick Rue as the heart,
37:28because that's the rap.
37:30Choose a...
37:33I'm going to choose Chanel.
37:35Oh!
37:37Chanel, now it's your turn.
37:39Which song do you choose?
37:41I think we're going to shock-a-con it.
37:43Okay.
37:44We are every woman, honey.
37:45Hey.
37:46Yes, ma'am.
37:47I love shock-a-con.
37:48Okay.
37:50Good choice, bitch.
37:52That's why I picked Chanel,
37:54because I knew she would probably pick shock-a-con.
37:56I'm ready.
37:57Let's go boss of the wall.
37:59Just for the occasion and lingerie to shock-a.
38:02Forgive me, shock-a-con.
38:04Roxy and Angelia, you may step to the back of the stage.
38:11Two all-stars stand before me.
38:14Chanel, Miss Vanjie, this is your chance to impress me.
38:19And move forward to the final round.
38:22Assume the position.
38:25The time has come
38:27for you to lip-sync for your charity.
38:35Vanjie is an incredible performer,
38:38but I am an experienced diva,
38:40and I am ready to show what old-school good old drag is all about.
38:44Good luck.
38:46And don't fuck it up.
38:58I'll bear him over.
39:02It's all in me.
39:04Get it back.
39:06All done, baby.
39:07Do it nicely.
39:12I can cast a spell.
39:15Secrets you can't tell.
39:17Makes a special groove.
39:19Put fire inside of you.
39:21Any time you feel danger or fear,
39:24come to me and send me.
39:27I will amaze.
39:29It's all in me.
39:35Get it back.
39:36All done, baby.
39:38Do it naturally.
39:46I can sense your needs.
39:49Like rain onto the seas.
39:51I can make the rhyme of confusion in your mind.
39:55And when it comes down to some good old-fashioned love,
39:58that's what I've got.
40:00Do it all, baby.
40:03All done, baby.
40:06It's all in me.
40:10Get it back.
40:11All done, baby.
40:12Do it naturally.
40:14All done, baby.
40:18I ain't bragging.
40:20Cause I'm a warren.
40:23It's all in me.
40:26Do it naturally.
40:27It's all in me.
40:30Get it back.
40:31All done, baby.
40:34It's all in me.
40:37Get it back.
40:39All done, baby.
40:40It's all in me.
40:41What I've got.
40:42It's all in me.
40:45It's all in me.
40:48♪♪
40:51Yes!
40:53Yes!
40:55Yes!
40:56Yes!
40:58All right, bitch.
41:00Good, bitches.
41:01I think Vanjie has won.
41:04Ladies, I've made my decision.
41:07♪♪
41:10Chanel, congratulations.
41:12You're a winner, baby.
41:16Thank you, thank you.
41:17You've earned a beautiful benefactress badge,
41:20and you're moving on to the final round.
41:23Please step to the back of the stage.
41:25Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
41:26I could scream.
41:28I have three badges, and I'm over the moon
41:31because I went from nothing to three really quickly.
41:34If they let you give one away,
41:37remember, I bowed out gratefully, girl.
41:40Yeah.
41:41Oh, she got three badges now.
41:43Oh, you show her out.
41:44Miss Vanjie, you are free to slay another day.
41:48I thought you were gonna say I could get a badge.
41:50Damn!
41:51Well, thank you.
41:53You may leave the stage.
41:56Bruno.
41:58I don't got no badges, but I got ass.
42:00Ah!
42:02For charity.
42:03Okay!
42:06That bitch is so stupid.
42:09Hi.
42:10The doll.
42:11Show us your ass.
42:13Ah!
42:14Oh, Lord.
42:16Bring that ass to me.
42:19What happened?
42:20Okay.
42:21It look good, bitch.
42:22Fuck, I really wanted a badge.
42:24Chanel better fucking go off.
42:25I know, bitch.
42:26Three badges in two weeks.
42:27I know!
42:28What the fuck?
42:29Insane.
42:30She might have been playing us.
42:31Okay.
42:33Chanel is a dark horse I never saw coming.
42:35She is doing it.
42:37I want to look out for her.
42:39She's fierce.
42:41I might have to break her legs.
42:43Anybody can win.
42:44Anybody can win.
42:45Angiria.
42:46Roxy.
42:47Oh, my God.
42:48It's happening.
42:49Please step forward.
42:50Let's go, sister.
42:51God.
42:52Ladies, the drag gods have chosen the two of you
42:53to lip-sync next, and you'll be lip-syncing to
42:54Groove is in the Heart by D.Light.
42:55Me and Angiria have been cutting each other off all season,
42:56and now, baby, it's time to go.
42:57Oh, my God.
42:58Oh, my God.
42:59Oh, my God.
43:00Oh, my God.
43:01Oh, my God.
43:02Oh, my God.
43:03Oh, my God.
43:04Oh, my God.
43:05Oh, my God.
43:06Oh, my God.
43:07Oh, my God.
43:08Oh, my God.
43:09Oh, my God.
43:11And now, baby, it's about to be a lip-sync smackdown.
43:14The country doll better have your cha-cha pumps on, bitch,
43:17because I'm ready to slay this thing.
43:19Two all-stars, stand before me.
43:23Angiria, Roxy, this is your chance to impress me
43:28and move forward to the final round.
43:31Assume the position.
43:34The time has come.
43:36All right, let's do this, girls.
43:38for you to lip-sync for your charity.
43:45Whoever wins this lip-sync is gonna get the badge, honey.
43:47Roxy is not somebody I would have chosen out of the line,
43:50but it is what it is, honey. Let's do it.
43:52Bring it on, bitch. Bring it on.
43:54Good luck...
43:56and don't fuck it up.
43:58Oh, yeah!
44:02...join in and have some fun.
44:07Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
44:12Ha ha ha ha!
44:14And we feel this satisfaction when we're done
44:17Satisfaction of the pun
44:19I couldn't ask for another
44:22I couldn't ask for another
44:55I'm going to take the whole
44:57world.
44:59I'm going to take the whole
45:01world.
45:06I'm going to take the whole world.
45:13Let's go.
45:43All stars, I've made my decision.
46:04Roxy Andrews, contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
46:11You've earned a beautiful, benefactious badge.
46:15And you're moving forward to the final lip sync.
46:18This is what I came here for.
46:19I got another badge.
46:20I'm at five.
46:21And the doll is now eight and oh.
46:22She is the heavyweight champion.
46:25Angeria Paris Van Michaels, you, my dear, are safe to slay another day.
46:31You sure you don't want to see me do it again?
46:33I can.
46:34I can do it all day.
46:35Yeah.
46:36I ain't lying.
46:37I ain't lying.
46:38What's the tea?
46:39Darling.
46:40Welcome.
46:41What's the tea?
46:42Welcome to the No Batch Club.
46:43Can I please take these off?
46:44Oh, my God.
46:45I'm so mad.
46:46I would have liked to advance to that last round and got that $10,000 for the National
46:47Black Justice Coalition.
46:48But Roxy is a fierce lip syncer bitch.
46:49I knew that before going into this bitch.
46:50So, well-deserved.
47:07We get royalties from this bitch so well-deserved.
47:08That was probably the most fun lip sync I have ever done on this show.
47:10It was fun.
47:11I just held my breath the whole time.
47:12So, what y'all think?
47:13It's about to get you for this.
47:14What was the question?
47:15Who's going to win off these two?
47:16Honestly, I'm, like, nervous.
47:24Now, bring back my top two all-stars.
47:27Baby, final round.
47:30The Vincenço versus the Doll.
47:33Sit back and relax as we entertain you.
47:35Oh, the girls are ready, honey.
47:37Oh, my God.
47:38Oh, the girls are ready.
47:39Roxy and I are both old school divas, so we get each other.
47:43We're, like, right here with shit.
47:45This is going to be fun.
47:48Chanel, Roxy, this week, you were both unsinkable.
47:54But tonight, there can only be one winner.
47:58To all stars, stand before me.
48:02Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
48:04a lip-sync performance of Break Free by Ariana Grande.
48:10Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
48:13and win $10,000 for your cause.
48:19The time has come for you to lip-sync for your charity.
48:28I got my fifth badge.
48:30I'm ready to battle for $10,000 for my charity.
48:33And, baby, she better get ready.
48:35One of us is going to win $10,000 for our charity,
48:38and one of us is Roxy.
48:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
48:43Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:04I can't pretend anymore.
49:07I only want to die alive.
49:10Never by the hands of a broken heart.
49:14Don't want to be a liar, liar.
49:17Now that I've become who I really am.
49:21This is the part when I say I don't want help.
49:26I'm stronger than I've ever felt.
49:28This is the part when I break free.
49:33I can't resist it no more.
49:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
49:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
49:45Out of your body, I came alive.
49:49It was living.
49:51It was fading.
49:53My dreams still still rise.
49:56But I won't die.
49:58I can't pretend anymore.
50:01I only want to die.
50:03I only want to die.
50:05Oh, wow.
50:07Oh, baby.
50:09This is the part when I say I don't want help.
50:13I'm stronger than I've ever felt.
50:15This is the part when I break free.
50:20I can't resist it no more.
50:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
50:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
50:29Oh, yeah.
50:31Oh, wow.
50:34Oh, wow.
50:35Oh, wow.
50:39All stars, I've made my decision.
50:42All stars, I've made my decision.
50:47Roxy, contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
50:51Oh!
50:52Oh!
50:53Oh!
50:54Baby, the doll done won the Lollapalooza.
50:55I am champion.
50:56Where my heavyweight belt?
50:57And the lipstick record is still going, bitch.
50:589-0.
50:59Who's up next?
51:00You've won a cash tip of $10,000 for your charity,
51:01Miracle of Love.
51:02Thank you so much.
51:03All stars, please join Chanel and Roxy on stage.
51:04Congratulations, baby.
51:29Congratulations, baby.
51:30Now let's take a moment to review the tally
51:31of your beautiful benefactress badges.
51:32Plastique has four badges.
51:36Angeria has three badges.
51:38Neena West has two badges.
51:41Miss Vanjie has two badges.
51:45And they're beautiful.
51:48Gotmeg has two badges.
51:49Georges has four badges.
51:52Chanel has three badges.
51:54Roxy has five badges.
51:57And Michelle has one badge.
51:59It.
52:00Oh.
52:01Oh.
52:03Hey, but don't give up hope.
52:05The top three all-stars will not, I repeat,
52:09will not be determined until the final moments
52:13of our grand finale.
52:15And yes, there's still a path to victory
52:18for each of you.
52:21And now I want to ask the fans, which
52:23of our beautiful benefactresses do you want to win?
52:27Are you Team Plastique, Team Angeria, Team Nina West,
52:32Team Vanjie, Team Gottmik, Team Georges, Team Chanel?
52:37Or are you Team Roxy?
52:39Let your voice be heard using hashtag AllStars9.
52:44And next week, fasten your seat belts for part one
52:47of a two-part grand finale like you've never seen before.
52:52And remember, if you can't love yourself,
52:54how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:56Can I get an amen up in here?
52:58Amen.
52:58All right.
52:59Now let the music play.