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00:00Dyke, you've been manipulating the people in the WWF long enough.
00:07Matter of fact, you've besmirched them in a sea of hypocrisy.
00:14And tonight, the chicken wing is gonna extinguish you.
00:21Bob Macklin, you know, two time WWF champ.
00:26I got a lot of respect for you, Bob Macklin.
00:28But tonight, you're gonna find out that you're not the only one with an amateur background.
00:32You're gonna find out that the Dykes is ready for you and your chicken wing.
00:36Welcome, everyone, to Liberty, New York!
01:07Welcome, everyone, to the Borspout Nestle in the beautiful Knoxville Mountains.
01:13Oh, yeah!
01:15And welcome to Monday Night Raw.
01:19Good to be here along with Shawn Michaels.
01:21And tonight, one-on-one, Bob Macklin, two-time former WWF champion against Doink the Clown.
01:28What about it?
01:29We know something, Bob Macklin and the Heartbreak Kid have gotten a little chummy as of late.
01:34And Bob Macklin will retain the World Wrestling Federation Championship from Big Daddy Cool.
01:40And yours truly, the Heartbreak Kid, is gonna be in Bob's corner to see it.
01:45Oh, really?
01:46Well, as a matter of fact, here he is right now, Bob Macklin, set for action.
01:50And here we go.
01:50Into the ring, from Princeton, Minnesota, weighing 234 pounds, Mr. Bob Macklin!
02:01And Bob Macklin readying himself for a matchup with Big Daddy Cool,
02:13the seven-foot World Wrestling Federation champion.
02:16Over 300 pounds of him, but he must go through this man first.
02:20Here's your winner, Doink the Clown, weighing 243 pounds, Doink the Clown!
02:27That's Doink, come on.
02:29Yeah, that's not Doink for sure, it's Dink.
02:33I know you see Dink, you know you're gonna see Doink.
02:36I'm telling you, this match isn't gonna go very long if Dink gets in there to take care of Doink's business.
02:40I got news for you.
02:41That's not gonna happen.
02:43Obviously, we are awaiting the presence of Doink the Clown, but Dink, wait a minute.
02:46There's a good Dink in there.
02:48What happened?
02:48It looks like he's taking off his jacket a little bit.
02:50What happens if Bob puts the chicken wing on Dink?
02:54That's not gonna happen either.
02:56Would that make it a cross-clown face sparrow wing?
02:58Oh, yeah, that's terrific, yeah.
03:01Bob Macklin awaiting Doink the Clown, who's playing the waiting game for sure.
03:07And Bob Macklin, hey, wait a minute, from behind!
03:12That's Doink the Clown!
03:14Doink the Clown dropped to a hold, and Doink the Clown was underneath the ring.
03:19My goodness, Bob Macklin embarrassed right off the bat.
03:23Doink's home away from home, under the ring.
03:25That's all right, it's effective.
03:27So now, psychologically, Doink may have an advantage.
03:30Look at Bob Macklin, I believe he, yes,
03:33his proboscis was almost permanently implanted in the mask.
03:37Plus, I think something happened to his nose.
03:40Yes, Bob Macklin against Doink the Clown.
03:45Don't let that goofy look on Doink the Clown fool you,
03:49because Doink the Clown, unquestionably, a tremendous wrestler.
03:54But still a goofy look.
03:55Still a goofy look.
03:56Looks are everything.
03:58No, definitely not.
04:00And Doink the Clown with an amateur background, very much like that of Mr.
04:03Macklin, although, of course, Doink was not a former NCAA champion.
04:08Not to mention, I bet you people didn't like him wearing that face on the mat,
04:11right?
04:12I don't believe he wore it when he was an amateur wrestler.
04:14Was bra bought his face?
04:16Yes, indeed.
04:17And probably a bow tie to boot.
04:19Let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink.
04:24Yeah, you hear him.
04:25We're live, ladies and gentlemen.
04:27And Doink the Clown, unquestionably, the favorite in this matchup.
04:30Let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink, let's go, Doink.
04:32Favorite to the people, maybe.
04:33Bob Macklin very upset over President Clinton, by the way,
04:36of actually firing Dr. Joyce Elders.
04:40I can't believe it, that's a shame.
04:42Dr. Joyce Elders, if you're out there, it's a heartbreak kid telling you,
04:45you can't beat him, join him.
04:47And nonetheless, Dr. Joyce Elders still maintains her position as the president
04:51of Bob Macklin's fan club.
04:52And there you see a quick go behind by Mr. Macklin.
04:56That's the only job she has now, though.
04:58And Doink trying to measure up escape and, well, that's one way, going to the rope.
05:03Uh-huh, Bob Macklin, ladies and gentlemen,
05:07who was defeated by the seven foot, 300 plus pound monster,
05:12Diesel Madison Square Garden in a record setting, eight seconds.
05:18Well, you know something, I've been hanging with Bob lately.
05:20I know we're an odd couple, but I've informed him just about everything he
05:25needs to know about Big Daddy Cool, the Heartbreak Kid's got the answer.
05:27You know what I mean?
05:28Really?
05:29Yeah, Bob's ready, he's ready.
05:31Well, Macklin will certainly have, and again, a takedown.
05:34Give him a few points there, and a nice sit out by Doink the Clown.
05:38And look at this, Doink continuing to sit out, trying to escape.
05:41And if he can just get his arm over the elbow, perhaps hooking back and
05:46riding a little high, but nonetheless, to the ropes they go again.
05:48You know something, I got all the scoops on Big Daddy Cool, you know?
05:52I know things about Diesel, Diesel doesn't even know.
05:55Really?
05:55And I'm gonna tell Bob everything, everything.
05:58You have shared all of that information with Bob Macklin?
06:00No, yeah, just about, just about.
06:03I see.
06:05Is it not true that you have signed on in a selected number of locations to
06:09be in Bob Macklin's corner during the Make-A-Wish Tour?
06:13That's right, I wanna be there to get a bird's eye view of Big Daddy Cool
06:16losing the World Wrestling Federation Championship in record time.
06:19How about this, nice takedown there, yeah, here we go, branching in two and
06:23almost a count of three there.
06:24Nice wrestling technique by Doink the Clown.
06:27All he's gonna do is make Bob angry.
06:28And a nice takedown again.
06:30And again, here we go, hooking the arm, trying to get Macklin over on his back.
06:35However, Macklin, wait a minute, shoulders down on the far side.
06:39Ref, on the far side, unfortunately.
06:41And now back up and, basic headlock takedown by Mr. Macklin.
06:47Notice how Macklin, however,
06:48is leaning all of his weight under the chest of Doink the Clown.
06:52That's what you're supposed to do.
06:54Yes, but Macklin does know his technique, that's my point.
06:58You don't though, you wanna know why he's leaning all over him?
07:03I'm gonna give you a little wrestling lesson here, come on.
07:05What's that?
07:06Take the air away, you lean on your man, you wear him down, that's what you do.
07:09Bob knows all that stuff, what a- That's it, they're hearing Macklin,
07:13finding a measure, or trying to, to escape.
07:17And I think this is one of the reasons why Mr.
07:18Macklin has those funny looking ears, because one too many escape like this.
07:24And you can have those cauliflowers up there, or
07:26broccoli, whatever it looks like.
07:27He's in the ring with a clown, and you're talking about Bob Macklin's ears?
07:30Come on, look at the lobes on that guy, with the green mock.
07:33Actually can't even see him, right?
07:36Macklin still trying to escape, and do it the hard way, I might add.
07:40And if he does, you'll watch Doink quickly turn to his stomach, and
07:44wait a minute, hey, how about that?
07:46Two and eight, no, my, a clinch by Doink the Clown, and look at this,
07:52just a backslide, Macklin to another near fall for Doink the Clown.
07:57I'll tell you, I don't like doing- Nice takedown there, one, and another.
08:01Almost a count of three.
08:03I can't even get a word in edgewise, there's so much action going on, come on.
08:06Doink the Clown, are you somewhat impressed by Doink the Clown and
08:11his wrestling skill?
08:12Well, I'll tell you what, I am by that double bridge,
08:15that takes a lot of strength to do that move, and leverage.
08:19I almost sound like I know what I'm talking about, don't I?
08:21Yeah, almost, if you knew what you were doing,
08:24you wouldn't have thrown that tag team championship in the trash can at
08:27the Survivor Series, and you would not have tried to shove your way around and
08:30be the boss in the Survivor Series matchup.
08:33And you certainly would not have divorced yourself from Big Daddy Cool Diesel, and
08:37you certainly would not have said, hey, let's see what you can do on your own.
08:41Wait a minute, Macklin.
08:43Yes, I would have.
08:45Macklin with a forearm, but Doink the Clown against The Rogue.
08:48And Bob Macklin working on that left arm and shoulder now.
08:55And Bob Macklin perhaps softening up Doink the Clown for
08:58that dreaded chicken wing, the cross-faced chicken wing.
09:01A hold for which there is no defense according to Bob Macklin.
09:04If the chicken wing gets applied, this match is over.
09:08Bob Macklin setting up Doink the Clown.
09:15By the way, to join us, ladies and gentlemen, in action as well.
09:19Another one of your friends, Shawn Michaels, Razor Ramon is gonna be here.
09:22Yeah, I'm real chum with all Reyes.
09:23Here he comes, here comes the chicken wing.
09:26If Macklin gets his arm, this match is over with.
09:28Macklin taking his time.
09:32Give me a break, Macklin takes forever, and Doink the Clown quickly to the rope.
09:37Now the nearside back body drop, yes, one, two, almost a count of three.
09:42Another near fall, Doink has the momentum.
09:45This matchup will continue.
09:49Welcome back, everyone.
09:50We are live from Liberty, New York.
09:52Yes, nestled in the Catskills, and Bob Macklin continues to wear down the left arm
09:56and shoulder of Doink the Clown.
09:57Bob Macklin, two-time World Wrestling Federation Champion.
10:00And there for a while,
10:02I guess you'd have to call him the leader of the new WWF generation.
10:06Nonetheless, Macklin wants once again to be champion.
10:09And who's to say he can't do it?
10:11By the way, that's the Macklin generation, McMahon.
10:13I see the Macklin generation.
10:15For which I am a part of.
10:18And look at it, fireman carry, takedown of sorts by Doink the Clown.
10:21Doink is just about spinning, wait a minute, no.
10:24Going for the cross face chicken wing, I thought Bob Macklin was there with it.
10:27Macklin systematically is softening up Doink the Clown.
10:31You see that expression on his face, this man is maniacal.
10:34Look at him, back to the arm bar.
10:36Softening him up and disrobing him, by the way.
10:39Look at Doink's mud flaps out.
10:42Doink the Clown having his problems with this individual.
10:46A man who stands for morality.
10:48Yes, he enjoys elders.
10:49We'll get along just famously, I'm sure.
10:52Bob Macklin, what?
10:53Calm up, McMahon, I'm trying to say something.
10:55Okay, I'm sorry.
10:56Doink's having trouble with Bob as it is.
10:59How do you think Dink would have done?
11:00Do you think he would have done any better?
11:02Okay.
11:03Maybe.
11:03Doink the Clown.
11:05And a kick out by Bob Macklin.
11:07Bob Macklin, unbelievable condition, mid-small pockets, and he'll do it.
11:10Yes, he got him.
11:10No, no, not quite.
11:12Not quite, it sure looked close from here.
11:14Macklin again going in a rather unorthodox fashion, which is his style.
11:19Very, very unorthodox.
11:21Well, he's an angry man, an angry, angry man.
11:24A bitter man, you might say.
11:26And of course, Dink looking on, who's not too happy himself.
11:29You see his cohort, Doink, having so
11:31many problems with the former WWF Champion, Bob Macklin.
11:35I got news for you, if I have anything to say about it,
11:38he will once again be the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
11:41With me on his side.
11:42It's one thing for Macklin to have studied Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
11:46It's quite another to have you in his corner.
11:49And when that happens, who knows?
11:52When the Heartbreak Kid's in town, pal, you never know.
11:55Anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation.
11:57Macklin continues to work on the left arm and shoulder of Doink the Clown.
12:00You know, I have to ask,
12:01what do you think it was that made Bob snap in the first place?
12:05Well, obviously, his dreams were shattered.
12:07You know, I heard one of the heads off one of his animal crackers broke.
12:11He completely went ballistic.
12:13That's just how angry this guy is.
12:15What can you say, that's Bob Macklin.
12:16You don't wanna try, Bob, these days.
12:18And Big Daddy Cool's trying him, and he's gonna get it.
12:20Yeah, yeah.
12:21Doink the Clown on the 100th edition of WWF Mania this past Saturday.
12:28And obviously, Doink and Dink were in a much happier state at that time.
12:33But right now, it appears as though Doink is not celebrating much of anything.
12:37Macklin pretty much dominating this matchup.
12:39Would you concur, Mr. Michaels?
12:40I would concur.
12:42I would also agree.
12:43Well, you're sharp tonight.
12:44They sweat profusely pouring out of Bob Macklin.
12:51You think you and Bob are the only ones that know those fancy schmancy words?
12:54I don't know.
12:55I say, Bob Macklin wants to be something, and obviously, he is not.
13:02And wait a minute, look at this.
13:03Macklin just continues to wear down Doink the Clown.
13:07I'll have you know the Heartbreak Kid knows a plethora of big words like that.
13:12Hey, pal, I got a high school diploma, buddy.
13:15You know?
13:16I got a GED, pal.
13:18I'm going places, man.
13:20Well, certainly you have been places here in the World Wrestling Federation.
13:24You have been a tag team champion.
13:26You have been an Intercontinental champion.
13:28And at your very young age, I would suggest that the world is at my feet.
13:35Is that what you're saying?
13:36The world is at my feet?
13:38Yes, you are correct, Sam.
13:39Wait a minute, look at this.
13:40And Macklin trying to get by shoulders.
13:43Almost a count of three there.
13:45Bob's gonna tie Doink up like a Christmas ribbon.
13:47I'm simply saying, obviously, you have done a great deal as of late.
13:51But where are you going?
13:53That's the big question.
13:55What about the future of the Heartbreak Kid?
13:57The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades, McMahon.
14:00I'm going straight to the top.
14:01Straight to the top.
14:02Straight to the top.
14:03I'll remind you, the gentleman on top is a seven-footer,
14:07your former tag team cohort.
14:10Yes, indeed, Big Daddy Cool Diesel and Macklin, look at this.
14:14If I were the official, I would contemplate stopping the matchup.
14:18Guess what, McMahon?
14:19What? You're not the officials to clam up.
14:23Doink the Clown, high wrist maneuver, trying to get back in and get to it.
14:28No, not quite.
14:29Let's get down.
14:31Doink the Clown, a small package in.
14:34I'm telling you, that's very, very close.
14:36Back to him now.
14:37Here we go with the backside.
14:39Doink the Clown, trying to get him over, trying to get him down.
14:43Yes, one, two, and yes.
14:44He got him.
14:45No, no. I thought for sure he had him there.
14:47That's good.
14:49Doink the Clown.
14:51What tremendous reserve comes off, and no.
14:54You gotta wonder where the energy of Doink the Clown's coming from, McMahon.
14:58Well, I don't know.
14:59It may have just been spent there when he missed the elbow.
15:01And wait a minute, wait a minute.
15:02Dink's looking on, but Bob Backlund's behind Doink.
15:05Here comes the chicken wing.
15:06Doink the, no, can't get it.
15:10A scoop.
15:12No, from behind, back.
15:13Now, do we believe it or is it?
15:15Bob Backlund has the cross face chicken wing on Doink the Clown.
15:18Ring the bell.
15:20Doink the Clown, trying to hang in there.
15:23No, that'll do it if he goes down, no one can sustain that kind of pain.
15:29Doink, trying to hang on, and poor Dink is saying it's too hard, Doink.
15:36I want you to take a good look at that, McMahon.
15:38Take a good look at that.
15:39I got you.
15:40I think that includes gonna be a sentence.
15:41No, no, no, I got you.
15:42Yeah.
15:45Here is your winner, Mr. Bob Backlund.
15:47Hey, wait a minute, come on, release the hold.
15:49Release the hold.
15:50He's not sure he's getting up yet, just to make sure.
15:54Backlund, ladies and gentlemen, come on.
15:57Backlund can continue to apply this hold on Doink the Clown.
16:01Backlund's somewhat embarrassed that, I guess, he wasn't up.
16:04Look at poor Dink.
16:06What's he gonna do?
16:07He'll get chicken wing, too, if he's not careful.
16:09Dink distraught, as well he should be.
16:13Wait a minute, don't let him roll all the way out.
16:15Yeah, go ahead and push him out.
16:16He's done, his mud flap's done.
16:19And look at that face.
16:21That's the man who will face Diesel.
16:24That's the man, ladies and gentlemen,
16:26who might be the three-time World Wrestling Federation Champion.
16:30And he has the opportunity.
16:32And remember, Shawn Michaels just might be in Bob Backlund's corner.
16:37What an unlikely duo that is.
16:39And pal, I got news for you, that's what's gonna seal the deal.
16:44Bob Backlund would be the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
16:48However, just who will be the next WWF Tag Team Champions?
16:53A question to be answered soon.
16:55The title was vacated when the best of friends became bitter enemies.
17:00Diesel, nothing can stop him.
17:02Now, eight teams battle it out for the right to be called champions.
17:09The WWF Tag Team Tournament, only on WWF Superstars.
17:16And that, of course, does begin this coming weekend,
17:18ladies and gentlemen, on WWF Superstars.
17:20Yes, the Tag Team Championship Tournament beginning.
17:23And let's take a look at the brackets, if you don't mind.
17:25Here it is right now.
17:26We have Tatanka and Bam Bam Bigelow facing Middle of the Mission.
17:30The Head Swingers square off against Jim The Anvil Neidhart and
17:34his brother-in-law Owen.
17:35Moving on to more tag team action, the Heavenly Bodies against the Bushwhackers.
17:39And of course, the Smoking Duns squaring off against Well Done,
17:42which takes us to the first matchup, which is this weekend.
17:46Yes, Middle of the Mission against Tatanka and Bam Bam Bigelow.
17:50And Shawn Michaels, would you like to share, perhaps, your thoughts?
17:54I'm not involved, nor would I have any thoughts.
17:56Although I am involved in this.
17:58But I'd like to show you what the Heartbreak Kid's gonna do to Big Daddy Cool.
18:01In animated form, of course, but it will be a reality for you.
18:04Yes, Shawn Michaels there against Big Daddy Cool.
18:06It's raw, all right?
18:08Yes, it's acclaimed video game raw.
18:11And yeah, I thought that was a three count.
18:14No, the only three count you're gonna see is the Heartbreak Kid on top.
18:17Should I finish?
18:18Yeah, I'm gonna finish it right here, baby.
18:20One, two, three.
18:21What a fork in Big Daddy he's done.
18:23Give me a break.
18:26Well, it can happen, but I guess maybe it's more likely to happen on Raw,
18:30the new acclaimed video.
18:32By the way, this, ladies and gentlemen, the first time ever this has happened.
18:36Yes, it's the first instructional video coming out this Wednesday.
18:39Coliseum home video teams up with an acclaimed,
18:42what a tag team championship combination that is.
18:44And you can hear and see the insights of Shawn Michaels, Reigns, Ramon,
18:48all the WWF superstars, exactly what they would do confronting each other.
18:53Yeah, I'll give you all the- I would suggest, however, in reality,
18:55that the Shawn Michaels-Diesel matchup would be something different
18:57than what we just saw.
18:58I don't think so.
18:59And speaking of champions, to join us momentarily, ladies and gentlemen,
19:04they call him the bad guy for a very good reason.
19:07His name is Razor Ramon.
19:12Monday Night Raw is brought to you by Nintendo,
19:15the creators of Donkey Kong Country, the new 32-meg monster.
19:20Only for the Super NES, Donkey Kong Country, the beast is back.
19:27And speaking of nasty individuals, Double J, ladies and gentlemen,
19:30has been rejected, apparently, from Music City, USA.
19:32Now wants to make his home out in Las Vegas, Nevada.
19:36Let's take a look at Double J.
19:41Hello, folks.
19:42Double J here.
19:43It's J-E-F-F.
19:46J-A-R-R-E-T-T.
19:48That's Double J, Jeff Jarrett, the world's greatest singer,
19:52the world's greatest wrestler, and the world's greatest entertainer.
19:56And here I'm standing in the middle of Las Vegas, Nevada,
20:00the entertainment capital of the world.
20:03You know, Nashville, you missed the boat.
20:04You missed out on having the greatest thing to hit country music
20:08in a long, long time.
20:10Well, Las Vegas ain't missing out, no sir.
20:12They're rolling out the red carpets.
20:14They're welcoming me with open arms.
20:16Oh, yes they are.
20:18Daddy, every big wig, every top executive,
20:23every head honcho in this town is vying for Double J's services.
20:27They're wanting me to just sing one song off my debut album, Ain't I Great.
20:32And ain't it going to be interesting.
20:33I'm invited on my tour of Las Vegas.
20:37I've invited the magazine people, the television people, all of WWF
20:42to come on with me, come on through my tour.
20:44And we're just going to see who wins, who hits the big jackpot,
20:48in the Double J Sweepstakes.
20:50Ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:52The Double J Sweepstakes, huh?
20:56Here's a man.
20:57Ain't he great?
20:58What?
20:59Ain't Double J great?
21:01I don't know about Double J, but B.D. would say that the man on his way
21:04to the twin circle right now is beyond great.
21:07Yes, take a look.
21:09Losing my cheese ball.
21:11Oh, my good buddy.
21:13My good buddy.
21:15He's losing, all right.
21:17He's losing up a storm.
21:21Rays are in the lead against Mark Starr.
21:25Yes, we are live, ladies and gentlemen.
21:27Monday Night Raw.
21:29Oh, yeah.
21:31And the poor spout has never seen anything quite like the bad guy.
21:38I think there's a lot of favoritism here in the World Wrestling Federation.
21:41I don't ever get that kind of stuff.
21:42What's going on?
21:44Well, what can I say?
21:46You guys don't like me, do you?
21:47Reserve for superstars, I would suggest.
21:50I am a superstar, bud.
21:51The star in the ring right now, Mark Starr.
21:54And Mark, let's see what he can do against the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
21:58Of course, somewhere on the horizon meeting the bad guy,
22:03Razor Ramon, is Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
22:07Yeah, Double J, in addition to his gold album, wants a gold belt.
22:10What do you mean gold album?
22:12You can't find that album anywhere.
22:13That's because they're just going off the shelf.
22:16Yeah, right.
22:19I'm sorry, you know something?
22:21That album is probably platinum by now.
22:23Yeah, right.
22:24And Mark Starr takes a seat.
22:28I bet you Razor Ramon didn't make Bobble Wawa's Ten Most Fascinating People of 1994
22:32list.
22:33I don't know, Razor's a pretty fascinating person himself.
22:35As a matter of fact, so is Barbara Walters.
22:37I was on that list.
22:39I was on that list.
22:40What list was that?
22:42Ten Most Fascinating People.
22:44What I don't understand, though, is how does a chick that has a mouthful of
22:48marbles get a network show?
22:51I don't get it.
22:52Bobble Wawa.
22:55Please.
22:56Razor Ramon.
22:58Might be on Barbara Walters' Ten Most Fascinating People list.
23:01I don't think you'd be there.
23:02Seriously now, Razor.
23:05Look at Mark Starr.
23:08And Mark, what a chop there by Mark Starr.
23:11Mark Starr, ladies and gentlemen, he may be a star.
23:13Wait a minute, Razor turns him around and, forget about it.
23:17Mark Starr feeding the wrath of Razor Ramon.
23:22You know how that is, Shawn Michaels.
23:23As much as I don't like to admit it, McMahon,
23:25the last thing you want to do is turn Razor Ramon into the bad guy.
23:30Uh-huh.
23:32Mark Starr being set up by Razor Ramon.
23:34Underneath.
23:35Mark Starr, a fine body pressing.
23:38No, Razor's knee goes right out.
23:40Yes, and that was a talk earlier on this week about Razor's knee.
23:44Mark Starr hammering away on the bad guy.
23:47And obviously, look at this.
23:49Obviously, Mark Starr heard the same rumor and it wasn't a rumor at all.
23:54Look at this, we saw Razor catch Starr in midair.
23:59Which was in and of itself impressive, but then the knee went right out.
24:02Well, see that Mark Starr, he looks like a smart guy, doesn't he?
24:04Going right after the knee, right, right, right, right?
24:07Well, what else would you do?
24:08Well, you know, I don't want to say anything, but I told him about that.
24:12I see, you tipped him off, huh?
24:13I tipped him off, sure.
24:15What sort of tips have you been giving Bob Backwell?
24:17Look at this, Mark Starr, hey, come on, ref, get in there.
24:19You'll soon find out, and so will Big Daddy D.
24:23Mark Starr trying to take the back, whoa, but got about it.
24:27Whoa, on one leg, Razor had enough power to level Mark Starr.
24:32You know something, McMahon?
24:33If you think about it, Razor Ramon might be the one guy that could tell you
24:37who's better, the Heartbreak Kid or Big Daddy Cool.
24:42Well, look at this from the top, my.
24:46Rest assured, he'll tell you the Heartbreak Kid.
24:48Of course he will, yes.
24:49The man he never been.
24:50And it looks like Razor Ramon wants to finish this thing.
24:57Talk about arrogance.
24:58He just had a good shot at him here a moment ago.
25:03Razor Ramon sets up Mark Starr, and uh-oh, here he comes.
25:07Here comes the Razors, and yes, down to the canvas.
25:11Mark Starr, I don't believe, is gonna be getting up.
25:13Razor turns him over to cover the count, and this was history.
25:18However, you can bet a lot of companions, I would suggest one.
25:22It's in Las Vegas, Nevada right now.
25:25It's looking on, and he figures to take Razor Ramon down.
25:29Figures to go after the bad knee, and it just might be the Double J.
25:33Goes back to Las Vegas with a gold around his waist.
25:39All right, ladies and gentlemen.
25:41Yep, the Count, Jerry, the King, Lawler, and the King's Court, and a whole lot more.
25:46The holiday season is a time for giving, a time to help make dreams come true.
25:50Hi, this is Todd Pettengill.
25:52The Make-A-Wish Foundation grants wishes to children with life-threatening illnesses,
25:56and you can help make their wishes come true
25:58when you purchase a World Wrestling Federation Holiday Wish Bear.
26:01Partial proceeds from every commemorative bear sold benefit the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
26:06The bears are limited in quantity and available only while supplies last.
26:09So call today, and help make a child's wish come true.
26:14Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemen.
26:16That, in addition to proceeds from the WWF Upcoming Holiday Wish Tour.
26:24And take a look at, here's a man who looks out for one person.
26:29You want to know my Christmas wish?
26:31Jerry, the King, Lawler.
26:34And we'll be back, ladies and gentlemen, with the King's Court,
26:38in addition to which we'll see in action
26:40the Portuguese Man of War.
26:42Stay tuned for more Monday Night Raw.
26:47We are live, ladies and gentlemen, on Monday Night Raw.
26:50Jerry, the King, Lawler.
26:52It's time for another edition of the King's Court.
26:56And look at you peons out there.
26:58You shouldn't be a little more excited than you are.
27:00You know, it's getting close to Christmas.
27:02Oh, yeah.
27:04Look at this little kid right here.
27:06Hey, you know what you're going to get for Christmas?
27:08Huh?
27:09Close your eyes real tight.
27:11Tell me what you see.
27:13Nothing, right?
27:14Ha!
27:15That's what you're getting for Christmas.
27:16That's a horrible thing to say to a young child.
27:18And don't you believe it out there.
27:19Hey, McMahon.
27:20Hey, listen.
27:21A little Christmas poem here.
27:23I'm going to get a lot of...
27:24McMahon's stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
27:27He had worn them for months.
27:29They needed the air.
27:31He's talking about you.
27:33Come on.
27:34Get festive.
27:35No, I'll tell you what.
27:36We're going to get serious right now.
27:38Because my guest this week on the King's Court,
27:41I want to bring him out here
27:43and talk about something very, very serious
27:46that's going on in the world of sports.
27:48I'll tell you what it is,
27:49but I want you to give him a royal welcome first.
27:52My guest is none other than IRS.
27:56Oh, my.
28:00Erwin R. Shyster.
28:03And I believe we know where he's going.
28:06I hope Darryl Strawberry is not tuning in here tonight.
28:11But wait a minute.
28:13Hey, what's this?
28:15Look at Erwin with the Druids.
28:18And you have to speculate just who are these Druids.
28:23Surely you would speculate
28:24that he would be one of the members
28:26of Teddy Elfie's million dollar team.
28:28No, no.
28:29Never, never.
28:30There you go.
28:32You know, IRS, I was talking a little bit
28:34about Christmas.
28:35You know, I know that this is the time of year
28:37when you get out a string of about 1,500 colored light bulbs,
28:41climb up on your roof,
28:42and spell out bah humbug.
28:45And you know what?
28:46You know what's the difference
28:47between one of those little bulbs
28:48and all of these morons out here?
28:51Those bulbs are about 1,000 times brighter.
28:55But I want to talk about something
28:57that is very serious.
28:58It's in the news, and you should know all about it.
29:02It's going on in the world of sports today,
29:05and it makes me sick at my stomach.
29:07And it involves professional athletes, IRS.
29:10Now, you know, and all of these idiots know,
29:12that these pro ball players go out,
29:14and they make these multi-million dollar salaries.
29:17They hold out for more money.
29:19And that's not enough.
29:21If you want their autograph,
29:23they make you pay for it, right?
29:25Verify that.
29:26They charge all of these little idiots and morons
29:30for their autographs and their pictures.
29:32Look at this.
29:33And now, as if that's not bad enough,
29:36I understand they haven't even been paying the tax on it.
29:41Is that right?
29:42Well, you know something, King?
29:43There's a lot of tax cheats out there
29:46that are being investigated,
29:48such as Joe DiMaggio,
29:50Reggie Jackson,
29:51and the most recent, Daryl Strawberry.
29:54Is that sickening or what?
29:57I want to tell you,
29:58all we ask you to do is pay your fair share, right?
30:01But the biggest tax cheat is obviously The Undertaker.
30:07And he claims to have the power of the urn, King.
30:11I wanted to ask you about that urn.
30:13I'll bet that urn is some kind of priceless antique
30:15that he and Paul Bearer ripped off
30:17from some blue-haired old lady at a garage sale.
30:19They probably didn't even pay the sales tax on it.
30:22You ought to repossess it.
30:23I'm sure they didn't pay the tax on it.
30:26But anyway, Undertaker,
30:28you might have the power of the urn,
30:31but I have the power of the million-dollar man
30:35and my druids.
30:37And wherever I go, be rest assured, they go.
30:42So sooner or later, Undertaker,
30:45we're gonna get our hands on you,
30:47and you will pay.
30:49Yeah, and I understand
30:52that you got some pretty influential friends, right?
30:55You know I do, King,
30:56and it's an honor to be out here
30:58with a man that pays his taxes.
31:00Oh, boy.
31:01Now, The Undertaker likes to claim
31:03to have a lot of friends.
31:04You're not worried about that, are you?
31:06I'm not worried about his friends at all.
31:09You see, he has a lot of enemies.
31:12I'm a kind of man that has a lot of friends.
31:15And you know something, Undertaker?
31:17One of my friends might be one of your worst enemies.
31:23You know, it's sort of like a couple of weeks ago.
31:26If I can direct your attention right over here,
31:28right here on Monday Night Raw,
31:30what happened?
31:31Lex Luger comes out.
31:32When you have Adam Bomb beat like the dog that he is...
31:36Take a look.
31:37Take a look.
31:38He jumped me from behind.
31:39It's obvious.
31:40But Lex Luger, you're gonna get another shot right here
31:44next week, one-on-one,
31:46live, Monday Night Raw.
31:48You're gonna have to pay IRS.
31:50And what a match that's gonna be.
31:52You like that, King?
31:53I love it.
31:54You all heard it.
31:55What do you think, IRS?
31:57One more thing, King.
31:59Think about this, Luger.
32:01Think about it hard.
32:03You're just like the Undertaker in that, once again,
32:08one of my friends might be one of your enemies.
32:13Oh, yeah.
32:14Right here next week on Monday Night Raw,
32:17IRS will make Lex Luger pay.
32:20Oh, really?
32:21Well, of course.
32:22It was Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen,
32:24who came to the aid of Adam Bomb.
32:26You wonder just who will come to the aid of IRS next week.
32:30What a matchup that's gonna be.
32:32Lex Luger made in the USA
32:34against a man who likes to take all of the taxes
32:37from our great country.
32:52Oh, my goodness, Adam.
32:54Ahh!
32:55Oh, my goodness.
32:56Whoa!
32:57Whoa!
32:58Whoa!
32:59Whoo!
33:00Ahh!
33:01Boy.
33:02Whoa!
33:03a different kind of cat.
33:13Take a look who's on his way to the ring right now.
33:23And he's one cool cat, scary cat.
33:25Yes, he is, the Portuguese man over here making reference to Aldo.
33:29No, I mean,
33:32you're giving this punk guy kind of stuff.
33:42The building better come down when a heartbreak kid comes to the ring.
33:46Well, never managed to be saved.
33:49Zig Barbary against Portuguese Man O'War, ladies and gentlemen.
33:55And Portuguese Man O'War has made quite a name for himself as of late.
33:58You will recall it was Ted DiBiase attempting to buy him off.
34:00The very first appearance that he made on television, DiBiase was so impressed.
34:05And the name he made for himself was Portuguese Man O'War.
34:08Ooh, big deal.
34:10You may find out one day.
34:11Should have taken the money.
34:12Aldo.
34:14Barbary having some problems as Aldo steps from the far side.
34:17Now in a telegraph maneuver by Nick Barbary.
34:20Aldo Montoya whipping Barbary to the rope.
34:22Nick Bock, an athletic individual, and a telegraph there.
34:27That's a lot of telegraphs.
34:28Yeah, oh, nice maneuver.
34:32Telegraph, telephone, tele-ruster, you know.
34:34Tell anybody here in the World Wrestling Federation.
34:36And everybody's listening.
34:38Nick Barbary, look at that, from the top, my goodness.
34:44Yeah, I remember when I was a kid.
34:47Uh-huh, yeah, I remember, that was just yesterday, wasn't it?
34:49That's right, don't you forget about it.
34:51And over the hip, guys, stay down.
34:54And wait a minute, I believe Harvey Whippleman has, is that Harvey over there?
34:59What?
35:01That's Harvey Whippleman.
35:02The powerhouse himself, Harvey Whippleman.
35:04Harvey coming to take a look, no doubt, at Aldo Montoya, or for
35:07that matter, perhaps, Nick Barbary.
35:09But did you hear that, I believe we haven't confirmed,
35:13that Harvey has invited Newt Gingrich over to his house for the holidays.
35:16The new Speaker of the House, and what a speaker to have, old Newt.
35:20I like it.
35:21If not Newt, then probably Dr. Joyce, Elder, but someone.
35:26She got canned.
35:27I'd rather have Newt, he's a big talker, just like me.
35:29By the way, you will recall what happened last week.
35:32It was Harvey Whippleman managing his, my goodness, his tag team of Well Done.
35:37And next week, we're gonna see Harvey and Well Done again.
35:42And again, in somewhat of a return match against the Bushwackers.
35:45Although next week, the Bushwackers are gonna have Howard Finkel in their corner,
35:50because it was the Fink, after all, that told the official that Harvey had tripped
35:56one of the Bushwackers.
35:57That's right, and Harvey and
35:58Old Howard almost got into it, they were scrapping.
36:00Looked more like a chick fight, but still, they were scrapping.
36:03And a Barbary, whoa, look at that maneuver, went into a head scissor.
36:07You know, I used to have a mask, and
36:09look just like that, hanging in my high school locker.
36:13You had a mask in your high school locker.
36:14It wasn't exactly a mask, it looked just like that.
36:18And, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:20Nice reversal, and, my goodness.
36:23Elbow to, and what a bulldog that was.
36:27Aldo Montoya, cover on Barbarian.
36:30A count of three.
36:31Let's go over to Howard Finkel, pick up the evidence, but yes, indeed.
36:37Impressive victory for Aldo Montoya.
36:41Hey, wait a minute.
36:43Hey, little man.
36:44Here we go.
36:45I understand that next week, you're gonna be in the corner of the ugly
36:51Bushwhackers when they take on my team of well done.
36:55Well, let me give you some advice, you goof.
36:58If you get in my way, I'm gonna throw you on the floor and
37:03kick you out of this arena, just like a piece of garbage that you are.
37:08Hey, did you see that?
37:10That's it.
37:12And Howard- I don't believe it.
37:15Finkel's just taken it.
37:19Next week, ladies and gentlemen, The Fink joins the Bushwhackers.
37:22He'll be in the corner, The Fink, while in the Bushwhackers.
37:24And, of course, Harvey in the corner of well done.
37:26That's it all next week.
37:27Lex Luger, this All-American has a chance to live out every
37:32taxpayer's dream, the Haunted IRS.
37:36Erwin R.
37:37Shyster, the tax man is collecting all the necessary
37:41bombs in order to give Lex Luger many unhappy returns.
37:46Lex Luger battles IRS next week on Monday Night Raw.
37:54This weekend, ladies and gentlemen, the 100th edition.
37:57Yes, what a celebration for WWF Mania here on USA.
38:01My goodness, Todd Pengill surprised, but
38:04unpleasantly so, when Jerry The King Lawler showed up.
38:07Thought he was gonna take over as co-host, Mr. Lawler did.
38:09And then the fun really began with Doi Gandik.
38:12All kind of action, and then, well, of course,
38:16Big Daddy Kool made a little bit of fun of that Bob Backlund type
38:21bow tie worn by Todd Pengill.
38:24Undaunted, the show continued until Santa, well, not the real Santa, but
38:28an imposter, nonetheless, Santa shows up.
38:30And is this the surprise Pengill's waiting for?
38:34It was a present, it was a new co-host.
38:37Yes, Stephanie Wyan, Stephanie and Todd on USA.
38:42It's WWF Mania every Saturday morning.
38:45Congratulations, Todd Pengill and WWF Mania.
38:49Uh-oh, and here's a man who's trying to buy WWF Mania.
38:54In reference, of course, to Ted DiBiase.
38:56Take a look at this walking bust.
38:59Take a look at King Kong Bundy.
39:04Unbelievable.
39:05And what do you think they're asking for from Mania?
39:08What's the cost of that?
39:10It was not sold, so let's just leave it at that.
39:13I'm just wondering if the price is right, you know?
39:15If the price is right, you gotta take it.
39:17Well, speaking of the price is right, that would take us to Bob Barker,
39:19who is celebrating a birthday today.
39:21Although, obviously not with Diana Parkinson.
39:25Yeah. With someone else, I would suggest.
39:27Not to mention it's old Blue Eyes' birthday, and I don't mean me.
39:31Frank Sinatra, that's right.
39:32That's right.
39:33And someone said that it might be Roseanne's birthday.
39:37Yeah.
39:38No, but she's-
39:39Actually, apparently, Roseanne is pregnant, and it will give birth.
39:44So there's gonna be another birthday there, I guess, there somewhere.
39:46You know, I heard they were thinking about giving her-
39:48Uh-oh.
39:49The lead in that new movie, Disclosure, but nobody would buy the plot,
39:53so they just forgot about it.
39:55Roseanne?
39:55Yeah.
39:56Oh, my goodness.
39:57Taking Demi Moore's place in Disclosure?
40:00Yeah, yeah.
40:01I don't think so.
40:03Doesn't quite work as well, though, does it?
40:06Tell him, you heard him, tell him how great he is.
40:07He's really great, folks.
40:08He's really, really great.
40:10I'll say it.
40:11I wouldn't say great.
40:11He's an awesome individual.
40:13Oh, my goodness.
40:14To the post, to the outside, all the way down.
40:16King Kong Bundy all over Bobby Knight, and Knight still recuperating.
40:23I got news for you.
40:24Bobby Knight doesn't do a little better than this.
40:26The Hoosiers don't have a chance this year.
40:27That's not the same Bobby Knight.
40:31Bundy reaching for Bob Knight, and-
40:35Now, Bob Knight's got a temper, too.
40:36You got to watch him.
40:38And at the pace this match is going, it may be good night for Mr. Knight.
40:44Diviasi having a bad day.
40:49What are you reading?
40:51What do you mean, what am I reading?
40:53What do you mean?
40:53Advice to the Lovelorn here?
40:55My advice to the Lovelorn in the new WrestleMania magazine?
40:58You know, you and that advice-
40:59Is that what you're asking about?
41:00I can't believe you, of all people, to give advice.
41:03How about Bundy claws on the cover?
41:05Uh-oh.
41:06I mean, and you giving advice, yeah, sure.
41:09That's right.
41:09Anybody knows Chicks, it's a great kid.
41:13Two good reasons.
41:13I got to pick up the magazine, I would suggest.
41:16I'll need my cheaters for that one.
41:19Come on, I think you've pushed your advice to the Lovelorn quite enough.
41:24King Kong Bundy thus far dominating his opponent, Bobby Knight.
41:31And I would suggest that the smile we see on Mr.
41:34Diviasi's face will be wiped from his kisser when IRS faces Lex Luger.
41:40No, no.
41:42I would have liked to have seen that.
41:44Hey, Bundy, get in there, Borne.
41:46And Knight thrown back into the ring, and here comes this huge monster.
41:52Doesn't Bundy look like one of them big guys you see in a bowling alley?
41:55Come on, baby, give me a spare.
41:56He looks like the whole bowling alley.
41:58Come on.
42:00Come on, get that 7-10 split, baby.
42:02Can't you hear him?
42:05Is he a bowler?
42:06When you're that size, you can be whatever you want.
42:09Of course, when you're me, you can be whatever you want, too.
42:13Right.
42:14As long as you're the heartbreak kid.
42:15Exactly.
42:16And there's only one.
42:17Thank goodness.
42:20Next week, yes, it's Lex Luger against Erwin R.
42:23Shyster, and it's also the Bushwhackers with Howard Finkel in their corner.
42:28I don't think The Big Knows what he's getting into against the combination of
42:32Well Done and Harvey Whippleman.
42:34And Harvey has been a bully, let's face it,
42:36these last few weeks when it comes to Howard Finkel.
42:39Harvey has been as much as a bully as that big King Kong Bundy in there.
42:43I got news for you next week, it's all gonna come to a head.
42:45Finkel's gonna pay for squealing.
42:50King Kong Bundy against Bobby Knight,
42:54who has yet to mount an offense of any kind in this matchup.
42:58Look at this.
42:59My.
43:02I wonder if- Apparently, by the way,
43:03Donick the Clown is in satisfactory condition.
43:07I guess you'd have to say that.
43:09Wow, let's tell everybody that.
43:11And although when you have that cross-faced chicken wing applied for so
43:16long, it definitely takes its toll on who would know better than the former WWF
43:21champion, the Hitman Bret Hart, who is recovering as we speak, and
43:25will be back in action in January.
43:28You won't see him going up against Bob Bagley,
43:30no, last thing he wants is some more of Bob.
43:33Really?
43:34Really.
43:36Bobby Knight and a foot and a body.
43:41Dallas could have used this man last weekend.
43:44Don't ever talk about the Dallas Cowboys in front of me.
43:48And a cover here.
43:50A sloppy cover, no pun intended, and, no, wait a minute, he wants a five count.
43:56Bundy, Mr. Five Count.
44:00McMahon, do you think Bundy can be one of the druids?
44:02Is there a chance of that?
44:04They got a sheep big enough to get over him?
44:06Who knows, anything is possible in the World Wrestling Federation.
44:09And in the Million Dollar Corporation.
44:11King Kong Bundy can be just about anything he wants to be, that's for sure.
44:17What a monster.
44:18And that's what it's all about when it comes to the Million Dollar Team.
44:23Yes, take a look at the kisser in that $100 bill.
44:26Stay tuned for more.
44:29Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you're gonna see it right here next week.
44:33Lex Luger against Erwin R.
44:34Shyster.
44:35Why the big smile?
44:36What are you looking at?
44:38Here he comes.
44:39He's coming.
44:40I can hardly wait.
44:41I'm gonna get everything I asked for.
44:43I never get anything, but this year's gonna be the year of a heartbreak,
44:45kid, I'm telling you.
44:46I've been good this year, I've been really good.
44:49You mean Santa?
44:50Yes.
44:50Where is he?
44:52Hey, it's Santa Claus.
44:55Stay tuned, everybody.
44:57Santa's gonna, he's gonna give out gifts.
45:00Maybe even to you, Shawn Michaels.
45:04We're back, ladies and gentlemen, and Santa Claus is making his way over here.
45:09Hey, Santa, how you doing?
45:11Merry Christmas.
45:12Man, Merry Christmas to you.
45:13You've been an awfully good boy.
45:15I've been a good boy, Santa.
45:19Shawn Michaels, you've been a pretty good boy, too.
45:22I've been a real good boy, Santa, come on.
45:24See, if I have something here for you, Shawn, you're gonna get it.
45:27Gimme, gimme my toy.
45:28You have a gift for Shawn Michaels.
45:30Gimme my toy, gimme, gimme, gimme.
45:31Gimme.
45:32Stop the gimme, gimme, okay?
45:34How about giving something?
45:37What is this?
45:37It's a championship belt.
45:39It's the WWF Ladies Championship Belt.
45:41Oh, sheesh, you gotta be kidding me.
45:42Shawn Michaels, another first on Monday Night Raw.
45:44I don't believe this.
45:45He's been a tag team champion.
45:46I'm gonna have my extremely attractive lawyer work on this.
45:47He's been a tag team champion.
45:48Come on, Santa, you got something else in there for me?
45:50And now Shawn Michaels has just been crowned by Santa Claus.
45:52Shawn Michaels, what did you do?
45:53You gotta be something else, Santa, for Christmas.
45:55Join us next week.
45:57Mark Slugger squaring off against Erwin Arshyke, get out of there.