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00:00Last week on Monday Night Raw, Jim The Anvil Neidhart rudely interrupted
00:04the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith, on the King's Court.
00:09The Anvil, a fellow brother-in-law of the Hart family,
00:12attempted to bully this Bulldog with this challenge.
00:15If you wanna stick your slobbery dog nose into family business,
00:22why don't you take me on next week on Monday Night Raw?
00:28Anvil, the British Bulldog, is back in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:34He's part of the new generation.
00:38And I will accept your challenge next week on Monday Night Raw.
00:45The British Bulldog passionately accepted the challenge,
00:49eager to avenge Neidhart's unconscionable behavior at the WWF SummerSlam
00:54just five weeks ago.
00:55Bulldog, let the games begin.
01:01Tonight, you and me, baby.
01:05You are gonna respect me because I'm gonna pound some respect into you, baby.
01:10You're nothing but a muck dog anyway.
01:12We're out of here.
01:13Tonight, the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith, clashes with Jim The Anvil Neidhart
01:18in a battle of the brother-in-laws here on Monday Night Raw.
01:25Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw.
01:27Let's begin, here at home with the Muscle Man, Randy Orton.
01:55On his way to the square circle, the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith,
02:00who tonight squares off against Jim The Anvil Neidhart.
02:05What a matchup that's gonna be.
02:07However, joining us in action as well, Randy Savage, a man who'll be in action,
02:12who actually gave you a present last week, the former WWF champion, Bob Backlund.
02:18Last week, Backlund wasn't clowning around, was he, McMahon?
02:21No, indeed not.
02:22But I'll tell you somebody that's gonna be clowning around this week,
02:25and that's Doink.
02:26Doink the Clown will join us at wherever you see.
02:28Doink, you'll see Dink as well.
02:30And how about this?
02:32The WWF Women's Champion, Alundra Blaze,
02:35teaming up with Heidi Lee Morgan,
02:36squaring off against huge Bull Nakano and Luna Vachon.
02:41And guess who's gonna be on the King's Court this week?
02:44Who's that?
02:45Somebody who weighs more than all four of those lovely young ladies combined.
02:49Are you listening to me?
02:50Yes, indeed.
02:51And that can only mean Yokozuna, and he's hot on the trail of The Undertaker.
02:54Yokozuna, yeah, hot on the trail of The Undertaker.
02:58Exactly, listen to me.
02:59And here comes the man, hot on the trail of the British Bulldog,
03:02Jim The Anvil Neidhardt.
03:04This is gonna be a good one.
03:06Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for
03:11one fall, about to begin with The King of Hearts,
03:17The King of Hearts, The King of Hearts.
03:20All right, here we go, what a matchup this is gonna be.
03:22The big powerhouse, The Anvil, stepping to the ropes,
03:25preparing to lock up with the British Bulldog.
03:28And right behind Jim The Anvil Neidhardt is his brother-in-law,
03:32Owen, The King of Hearts.
03:34And wherever you see Neidhardt, you're gonna see Owen, and vice versa.
03:38Let me add a little spice to that statement right there.
03:41The Hitman, Bret Hart, is in the house, and I talked to him earlier, and
03:45he's focused in on this match.
03:46You can bet your life on that.
03:48As everyone is, yes, indeed.
03:50Not only is the WWF champion looking on,
03:52this capacity crowd looking forward to this match with great relish.
03:57What sort of a matchup are we gonna see?
03:59Will we see one with a great deal of scientific finesse?
04:02No doubt about it, you're not gonna see that.
04:04This is power, this is power.
04:06You're not gonna be seeing poetry in motion, not at all, not even a little bit.
04:11A little consultation here on the part of Owen, as well as Jim The Anvil Neidhardt.
04:16Here we go, these two freight trains now, surfing around, getting ready to lock up.
04:22And wait a minute, Owen Hart just distracted the British Bulldog.
04:25He's got all the muscles, but he's got no brain.
04:29The King of Hearts just distracted Davey Boy, and you see the result.
04:32Look at those huge mass of forearms just pummeling the British Bulldog.
04:36The British Bulldog real excited about his debut on Monday Night Raw, and
04:39he's off to a bad start.
04:41Wait a minute, there's a collision, no one goes anywhere.
04:44Another collision, look at this, the British Bulldog, yes,
04:47now it goes to Big Anvil.
04:48That's the way it's done in Neidhardt takes a hiatus.
04:52Say what?
04:54It's a French word, don't worry about it.
04:56On the outside, they're being consoled by Owen.
05:01Is he angry or what?
05:02I said shut up, so I'm not talking.
05:05Jim The Anvil Neidhardt pacing about on the outside.
05:08He was not flat on his can just a moment ago.
05:12The British Bulldog starting to get the momentum right now.
05:13Football had the shulapho last night, now we got the brother-in-law bull.
05:17And of course, Jim The Anvil Neidhardt, locking back up now,
05:22has been accused in the past of a, or shall we say, a few cards short of 52.
05:28Exactly, not all his pistons are working at the same time.
05:31Their little timing's a little bit off.
05:33Yes, they are.
05:35All of which, of course, makes Jim The Anvil Neidhardt all the more dangerous,
05:38Randy Savage.
05:39Absolutely, he needs to tune up mentally, no doubt about it.
05:42He's dangerous not only to his opponent, but he's dangerous to himself.
05:45Standing side headlock.
05:46It won't last for long now, watch this.
05:49Coming off the rope and a hip toss, nicely done.
05:52Wow.
05:55Baby boy's back.
05:56Uppercut there by Jim The Anvil Neidhardt.
06:00The Anvil, starting to pour it on.
06:03Being set up, hurled to the far side, back over the British Bulldog and
06:07a nice drop to home.
06:09Unbelievable, yeah.
06:11So yes, we're seeing the power movement, but we're also seeing finesse.
06:15I mean, that is what the WWF is all about.
06:18And here you see, and here, a conversation between Owen and the British Bulldog.
06:24Very interesting connection, British Bulldog and The Anvil to The Hart family.
06:28They're both married to The Hart sisters, Diana and Ellie.
06:31What must be going through their mind at home right here tonight as they're
06:35watching this about their husband?
06:37I don't know, first of all, of course,
06:39they had to endure the situation with their brothers, Owen and The Hitman.
06:45I mean, you knew that someone was talking to Owen Hart all along.
06:48You knew that someone was swaying him, and now we know who that person is.
06:52It's the person right there locking up with the British Bulldog.
06:55Absolutely, all families have problems, but
06:58not all families have to settle in a WrestleMania in the main event or
07:02on Monday Night Raw like here tonight.
07:04And take a look at this power.
07:06The British Bulldog hoping to prove his superiority here tonight on his first
07:10wrestling appearance on Monday Night Raw, look at this.
07:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:15Jim The Anvil, Nightheart pouring it on, looks like Nightheart's getting the best
07:18of him, unbelievable, look at the power in Nightheart.
07:21A short cut right there by The Anvil, you gotta be watching The Nightheart for that.
07:27Jim The Anvil, Nightheart pouring it on.
07:30Look at the Bulldog right now, getting his leverage back.
07:34Coming back up.
07:36Critical part of the match right now.
07:37The British Bulldog trying to, yes, nice, but over.
07:41A well placed standing drop kick.
07:44And back to the mat, now wait a minute, get in there, ref.
07:50That's easy for you to say, McMahon, why don't you offer your services as a special
07:54referee?
07:54Single leg takedown, nicely done there as well.
07:56Of course, the official, somewhat intimidated by the power,
08:00as well as the animosity between these two.
08:03I mean, let's face it, the British Bulldog arriving at SummerSlam
08:08approximately five weeks ago.
08:10And of course, the British Bulldog coming to the rescue of the WWF Champion,
08:15Bret Hart, preventing Jim The Anvil, Nightheart, and
08:18preventing the King of Arts, Oliver, from finishing the job.
08:21This British Bulldog is a fiercely loyal individual.
08:25He just happens to be just as strong as The Anvil, so
08:28I'm glad to see him on board of the ship.
08:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, where did the ring go?
08:34Unbelievable power by The Anvil, displayed there just moments ago.
08:39No one could send the British Bulldog to the buckle quite like that.
08:42And a hard right hand.
08:44Unbelievable right hand is threatening to send the British Bulldog to the dog pound.
08:50And Davey Boy in the clutches of Jim The Anvil, Nightheart.
08:56And shooting a half there, The Anvil attempting to wear down the British Bulldog.
09:04These two powerhouses having quite a matchup thus far.
09:08What an important match this is for the British Bulldog.
09:10All he's trying to do is put elbow on the table for his family.
09:15Food on the table, I think that might be a little nutritionally deficient,
09:20as far as the whole family gets- Uh-oh, elbow again.
09:25A third time trying to break the hold.
09:27Here comes the British Bulldog off the rope, over The Anvil right back.
09:31And a knee to the side, but look at that.
09:33Look who goes down.
09:34Incredible, The Anvil is a powerful, powerful tower of power.
09:40No doubt about it, there's a well-placed boot to the chest.
09:43A little lower in the abdominal area, I would suggest, and
09:48now Jim The Anvil, Nightheart.
09:51With a simple type of reverse chin lock.
09:55It's been a tough week for the Bulldog anyway with Princess Di and
10:00the news, if you will.
10:01Yeah, well, let's not touch that one.
10:04Nonetheless, the British Bulldog trying to make his way to an escape.
10:08Going back to the well again, and this time, yes, same thing, and right over.
10:13Wait a minute, look at that, look at that.
10:16You knew he had to get to the matchup somehow.
10:19I thought, but I wish the referee would have.
10:22And now the bad mouth, put on the British Bulldog as well.
10:25Not only did Owen pull the rope down, and the British Bulldog, wait a minute.
10:29Wait a minute, on the far side of the arena, here comes the WWF champion.
10:33Bret Hart saw it, just like we all did.
10:36He's coming down the ringside.
10:38Who knows what's gonna happen?
10:40We'll find out.
10:43Welcome back, everyone, to our Monday Night Raw.
10:45When we last left you, the British Bulldog was on the outside of the ring.
10:48Little did we know that as a result of Owen,
10:51the King of Hearts, pulling down that top rope, the British Bulldog has injured his knee.
10:57Thank goodness for the WWF champion, Bret Hart, who is in attendance at ringside.
11:04Davey Boy Smith's got a bad knee, and
11:06I hope the anvil doesn't choose on this Bulldog to sleep.
11:11The anvil put a leash on that dog.
11:16We hear words from the King of Hearts, Owen.
11:19Perhaps someone should put a muzzle on his kisser.
11:21A choke collar, anyway.
11:23And look at this, the anvil.
11:25If anything, even more aggressive now that the WWF champion is about ringside
11:31than he was before on Scoop.
11:33What's he gonna do with the British Bulldog?
11:35No, across the top rope.
11:38Thing's not looking good for Davey Boy at all.
11:41And the hand raises are talking to victory, as if he won the matchup.
11:45And who knows, he just might.
11:47Great day of the Hitman in the outside of the ring to stifle the King of Hearts.
11:51Well, there's not much stifling going on at the moment.
11:55Right now, the individual being stifled,
11:58the individual being pummeled, is the British Bulldog.
12:00Come on, Davey, let's go.
12:03And yes, a concerned look on the face of the WWF champion.
12:07And it's certainly so.
12:08And now, look at this, Davey Boy.
12:10Uh-oh, right back down to the canvas.
12:12Couple of good moves by the anvil.
12:13A collar, no.
12:15Come on, ref, there's no coming at him.
12:16He was choking him.
12:20And unfortunately, things aren't looking good at all for the British Bulldog.
12:24He's got the bad wheel, and any time you have a bad wheel like that,
12:28as a result of a fall over the top, you can pretty much cash in your chips.
12:32It's all over.
12:33Especially when you're riding without a spear.
12:35The powerhouse, Jim, the anvil knightheart.
12:41With the bear hug.
12:42The WWF champion on the outside.
12:50Bulldog's in a bad position right now.
12:52He's trying to stop Checkmate right here.
12:54And look at this, refreshing.
12:56Rake in the face again.
12:58The anvil, thus far, unquestionably the impression in the matchup.
13:04And surely has the advantage.
13:06Anvil's threatening to get down and dirty right now.
13:09There's an injured knee, and
13:12the official may be, he may be thinking about stopping this matchup.
13:18And look at this.
13:19Look at that.
13:20The anvil yelling into the face of the British Bulldog.
13:23Adding insult to injury.
13:25A hard right hand.
13:26Back to British Bulldog to the buckle.
13:28And the kick out.
13:29And another one.
13:33The British Bulldog lunging a clothesline down.
13:35They both go.
13:36That's not just a normal clothesline.
13:38Wait a minute, stay with, a cover to it.
13:41No.
13:42I've never seen the anvil go down like that.
13:44The Bulldog's got more than power.
13:47The British Bulldog trying to work out the kinks of that right knee.
13:54And the anvil, right over on top of him.
13:58Jim, the anvil knight, doing everything he possibly can to keep the British Bulldog
14:02down on the canvas.
14:04Where's Bob Backlund's dictionary when I need it?
14:07I want to look up the word relentless and see the picture of the anvil.
14:14The British Bulldog trying to find a measure of escape.
14:17And here we go now.
14:18Watch the anvil, uh-oh.
14:19The anvil ridging that right leg of the Bulldog.
14:23Everything was just great until Brett has to come out.
14:27He should get the heck out of here and let these two fight and
14:31mind his own business.
14:33He's the reason everyone's fighting.
14:36On the outside, the words of wisdom of the King of Hearts, Owen.
14:40The man who indeed won the King of the Ring tournament.
14:42Look at this.
14:43And Jim, the anvil knight, is gonna win this matchup.
14:48Submission hold placed on the British Bulldog.
14:52More and more pressure to the spine of the back and up around the neck area.
14:57Jim, the anvil knight.
14:59Holds like this make me glad I'm a broadcaster.
15:02The anvil with a big, and a forearm to the chest area.
15:08Why did he let go?
15:09I don't know why he let him go.
15:10I know why.
15:11Watch this.
15:13From the middle of the rope and no, the Bulldog moves.
15:17I bet he wishes he could do that again.
15:19Clothesline.
15:21Another one.
15:22The British Bulldog with some momentum now.
15:24Davey Boy Smith trying to send Jim the big anvil,
15:26backs him to the corner and for the ride.
15:29Look out, here he comes and
15:31getting him back out again.
15:33Wait a minute.
15:34Can the anvil go up?
15:35I don't think so.
15:37Yes, look at that power.
15:39What a suplex.
15:40Get a trophy and give it to Davey Boy, the strongest man in the world.
15:44No, he did not.
15:45He did not get it.
15:48Davey Boy Smith.
15:49Wait a minute.
15:49Wait a minute.
15:50That's Bob Backlund.
15:52What's Bob Backlund doing coming down here?
15:54Not another dictionary.
15:56Backlund's scheduled to wrestle later on.
15:58He has no business out here.
16:00Backlund wants the belt, but wait a minute.
16:02Look at this.
16:03The British Bulldog trying to get Jim the anvil.
16:05Oh, no.
16:06Right in front of the referee.
16:08Why did he do that?
16:09The Hitman just struck him back.
16:11And now Bret Hart is coming into the ring with a hard right hand on his brother.
16:15Bret Hart and his brother Owen going at it.
16:18And look at this.
16:19The anvil takes a couple of shots as well.
16:21All four wrestlers now on their feet.
16:24All four wrestlers going at it.
16:25This has turned into a real tiny brawl.
16:27And the King of Hearts goes sailing, as well as Jim the Anvil Neidhart.
16:34It was clear as soon as the King of Hearts saw his opening.
16:38It was clear that both he and the anvil were simply trying to hurt
16:44the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith.
16:46But they didn't figure on the WWF champion, Bret Hart, coming down the ringside.
16:51Hey, McMahon, what's up with Bob Backlund?
16:53What's his problem?
16:55I have no idea.
16:57Perhaps I'll find out a little bit later on.
16:59But unquestionably, we have seen a lot of action here and a lot more to come.
17:03Nobody's on strike in the WWF.
17:16Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in modern history,
17:21there will be no World Series this year.
17:24In an era where promises are often broken.
17:27Hey, kid.
17:29Macho man.
17:30Let's hit a few.
17:32One federation and its superstars still believe in making dreams come true.
17:37The World Wrestling Federation.
17:40Our season never ends.
17:42Do you guys ever go on strike?
17:44No, we don't play hockey either.
17:54And yes, here comes Dike and Dink.
18:02And unquestionably, if you see the film, Edward,
18:05there'll be a lot of laughs and no doubt a lot of laughs coming up here
18:08on Monday Night Raw as well.
18:10In addition to what you'll see in action, Bob Backlund, the former WWF champion,
18:15the King's Court will feature the former champion, Yokozuna.
18:21We will hear from The Undertaker and also, ladies and gentlemen,
18:25the WWF Women's Champion in a special tag matchup.
18:29It's Alundra Blades in action.
18:31Commercial consideration paid for by the following.
18:34I always like to keep my favorite snack handy.
18:40Need a little excitement?
18:41Step into a Slim Jim.
18:42Oh, yeah.
18:47Welcome back, everyone, to more WWF Monday Night Raw.
18:50Doink the Clown in a square circle, ready to lock up with one Barry Horowitz.
18:54There's a good look at Doink.
18:56Wait a minute, that's not.
18:57Yeah, that is Doink.
18:57And there's Dink.
18:59Step into a good time on Monday Night Raw.
19:02And Doink ready to lock up with Horowitz.
19:04And I'm sure Doink would like very much to be locking up with Jerry The King Lawler.
19:09Nice takeover there by Barry Horowitz.
19:11Doink and Jerry Lawler, actually Dink and The King Jerry Lawler,
19:15have had their problems as of late.
19:17You will recall Jerry Lawler popping the balloons of Dink
19:21as Dink came to ringside.
19:22Wait a minute, coming off the rope now.
19:24Nice leapfrog, Daniel.
19:27How about that?
19:28Over Alundra.
19:30And from there, after Jerry The King Lawler popped the balloons of Dink,
19:35from there, Dink sort of got even having some fun.
19:38Dink popped out of the trash can when Lawler was having the matchup
19:42with Duke The Dumpster Drosey and caused Lawler to be counted out.
19:47Lawler was incensed at the actions of Dink.
19:51Instead of Lawler picking on Dink,
19:53he should pick on a clown his own size like Doink.
19:56What a maneuver there by Horowitz a moment ago.
19:59And in the fireman carry takedown nicely done by Doink.
20:02Doink the consummate wrestler despite the way he looks in the ring.
20:06And wait a minute, backslide.
20:08One, two, he gets, no he doesn't.
20:10Doink's having a bad hair day and I can identify with that.
20:13And an eleft and Horowitz pouring it on Doink.
20:16Just as Jerry The King Lawler poured it on poor little Dink.
20:20There you see him.
20:21You'll see that Dink is not traveling via tricycle.
20:24Lawler recently destroying Dink's tricycle.
20:28He made a unicycle out of it.
20:29He took away Dink's wheels and I don't like this.
20:33So the actions between Jerry The King Lawler and Doink and Dink continue.
20:39And you wonder whether or not we're gonna see Doink later on
20:42when Jerry Lawler comes out here for the King's Court.
20:46When Doink can think through things, I think it's funny.
20:48When Lawler does it, he goes too far.
20:51He definitely goes too far.
20:53A good joke is a good joke.
20:55But when you're Jerry The King Lawler, he just won't stop.
21:00He's relentless.
21:02And Doink for the ride to the buckle.
21:04Horowitz moving in.
21:05And an easy move there on the part of Doink.
21:09Horowitz had committed himself and now Doink commits him again.
21:12Power slam.
21:12Notice all the big words I've used since I got Bob Maglin's dictionary last week.
21:19Yes, wait a minute, here comes the whoopie cushion, listen up.
21:24Oh my goodness, excuse me.
21:27I can't talk when I'm not breathing.
21:30Leslie Nielsen would be so proud.
21:32Doink and Dink victorious, but stand by.
21:35Because The Undertaker is looking for Yokozuna.
21:37He wants to find him on the WWF Heart Attack Tour.
21:43Yokozuna, the Heart Attack Tour against my Undertaker.
21:51You released the power out of the earth.
21:55Now the essence of The Undertaker has been recaptured and you'll pay.
22:01Yokozuna, we thought you might like this viewpoint.
22:09Because Yokozuna, the next time you look into the coldness of these eyes,
22:16you'll be looking up from this casket.
22:20Yokozuna, prepare to meet the wrath of The Undertaker.
22:27Prepare to rest in peace.
22:38Oh yeah, the lights are likely to go out somewhere on the WWF Heart Attack Tour.
22:42We'll tell you when and where when we return with the King's Court.
23:09We raise the roof off the Sun Dome in Tampa.
23:12Sunday the 9th, we hit the Sunrise Musical Theater in Sunrise, Florida.
23:17Friday, October 14th, we invade the Baltimore Arena.
23:20On Saturday the 15th, we touch down at the US Air Arena in Landover.
23:25And on the 16th, we stop at the Hershey Park Arena.
23:28Feel the beat of excitement as the WWF Heart Attack Tour makes its way to your top.
23:35If you pee on us, we'll give me a little silence and show a little respect.
23:41Not a chance.
23:42Come on, King, hurry it along.
23:49This is gonna be a very special edition of the King's Court.
23:52Are you leaving?
23:55On this King's Court, we're gonna clear the air about some things.
24:01I thought Doink just did that.
24:02We're gonna set the record straight.
24:05Because you see, if there is, well, there are two things that I really can't stand.
24:11You can count.
24:13One of them being-
24:13Not very high.
24:15Somebody like Doink or Deke who has to dress up in a ridiculous looking costume
24:23just to try to get attention.
24:25I can't stand people like that.
24:27Like a cape and a crown?
24:29The other thing I can't stand is a liar.
24:35I hate liars.
24:36Look in the mirror, brother.
24:39I don't think he would like what he would see.
24:41I see you people condone lying.
24:44Like Vince McMahon and the Macho Man Randy Savage who sit over here and
24:49spout out one lie after another.
24:51I've told Savage before, I wouldn't believe him if his tongue were notarized.
24:56And there's been a lot of lies going on concerning
25:01my guest tonight on the King's Court.
25:04Would you please hurry along?
25:05Come on, let's get to it.
25:06And he's gonna come out here with two very close personal friends of his,
25:09and he's gonna set the record straight.
25:12Because a lot of people around here have been saying that Yokozuna
25:16is afraid of The Undertaker, and that's a lie!
25:20And that's the truth.
25:21That's a lie!
25:22By the way, moving the King's Court along, happy birthday Gore Vidal, who's 69.
25:28And how about this, 53 years old today, Chubby Checker.
25:34What are you trying to say, Chubby?
25:35Because Yokozuna's coming down the aisle, that big, big man?
25:39No, I don't think I'd want to say Chubby to his face.
25:43See, you heard you, look at that.
25:44Uh-oh.
25:45No, we weren't talking about Chubby.
25:46We were talking about maybe Roseanne Barr.
25:49Did you hear about her?
25:50Uh, Roseanne's always in the news.
25:53Right, getting a divorce to Tom Arnold.
25:55Yeah, that's old news.
25:57Another hot-looking chick on the loose.
25:58Did you see her in that Playboy Bunny outfit?
26:01That was news that everyone wouldn't want to forget.
26:04Here comes Peter Cottontail.
26:07No, I don't think so.
26:08Aha!
26:10Peter Cottontail's got more discretion than that,
26:12getting hooked up with Roseanne Barr.
26:14What do you think, McMahon?
26:16Oh, let's just leave that one alone.
26:17Yokozuna, ladies and gentlemen, the former WWF champion.
26:21An awesome individual.
26:23Isn't he awesome, huh?
26:25Isn't he magnificent?
26:26You have to agree with Cornette on that.
26:28He is, without a doubt, the most impressive athlete
26:33that I have ever been in the ring with.
26:36But there are a lot of rumors.
26:38There are a lot of falsehoods and untruths going around, Jimmy.
26:42People are trying to say that Yokozuna
26:45is afraid of The Undertaker.
26:47I want you to tell the truth.
26:49Well, I am going to tell the truth.
26:51I'm going to dispel all those rumors.
26:52It's all yellow journalism.
26:54It's a smear campaign set out by Paul Bearer
26:58and The Undertaker to disguise and cloud the real issue.
27:01And that real issue is that Undertaker is scared of Yokozuna.
27:07What?
27:08Everybody knows what kind of match is coming up
27:11on the Heart Attack Tour with Yokozuna and The Undertaker.
27:15Everybody knows what kind of match it is.
27:17It's a match where there is a large box
27:20at ringside with a big lid on it.
27:23Try the word casket.
27:23To win that match, you have to throw your opponent
27:27incapacitating first, then throw him in that box
27:30and close the lid.
27:31Do you realize that, Jerry?
27:32Of course you know that, King.
27:35This is one of the most dangerous matches in all of wrestling.
27:37This is a casket match, right?
27:40What?
27:41Don't say casket, because-
27:42No, no, no.
27:44No, don't say-
27:45You know, people have their own personal little piccadillos.
27:48He doesn't like that word.
27:49He does not like that word, so try not to say that word anymore.
27:52I will not say casket again.
27:54No, no, no, Jerry, you don't say-
27:56Casket, casket, casket.
27:57No, would you please don't say the word-
28:00Yokozuna may not only hear the casket, he may be inside.
28:04What I'm trying to say is that this is a smear campaign
28:08conducted by Paul Bearer and The Undertaker
28:10for the simple reason that Undertaker,
28:13you, and that greasy Gomez Adams look-alike,
28:16you know and you realize that this man, the mighty Yokozuna,
28:20is the only man that ever beat you in your own match.
28:23He's the only man that ever topped you in your own game.
28:26He is the only man, Undertaker, that has ever laid you to rest.
28:31And now, you know, just like they say,
28:33when you get thrown off a horse,
28:35you gotta get right back on one or else people say you're scared.
28:38When you're in a plane and something happens, it goes down,
28:40you gotta get back on a plane if you can
28:42or else wise people will say you're scared.
28:45Well, Undertaker has to get back in the ring with Yokozuna,
28:49not by choice, but by command because he has to
28:53or else people will know that he's scared of Yokozuna.
28:56And he's scared of the casket, too.
28:57I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
29:01Casket, casket.
29:01He's just got a little phobia about that word.
29:04Don't worry about it, Yoko.
29:06But with Undertaker, I guarantee you this,
29:08when Yokozuna on the Heart Attack Tour
29:11gets in that ring with you in your own kind of match,
29:14lightning will strike twice, history will repeat itself,
29:18but it won't be Washington crossing to Delaware, brother.
29:21It will be Yokozuna putting The Undertaker to rest.
29:26So believe me, big man, you will go in the box,
29:30the lid will close and The Undertaker, once again,
29:33just like at the Royal Rumble,
29:36at the hands of Yokozuna will rest in peace.
29:41Imagine what it's gonna be like now when that lid slams shut,
29:46the darkness sets in, that cold, damp feeling
29:49as you're gasping for breath after being placed inside the casket.
29:54It's the casket match headlining the WWF Heart Attack Tour
29:59this weekend coming to Louisville, Nashville and Saturday night in Tampa.
30:06Lex Luger, at SummerSlam, he proved he was a man of his word.
30:11For that, he paid a price.
30:13Now he'll try to repay the Million Dollar Man
30:16by liquidating one of his assets, Bam Bam Bigelow.
30:20Now that he's under the employ of Ted DiBiase,
30:23this monster of the mats wants to show the All-American
30:27that crime does indeed pay.
30:29Lex Luger battles Bam Bam Bigelow next week on Monday Night Raw.
30:36What a matchup that's gonna be.
30:38Everybody remembers Lex Luger coming down the ringside
30:40to take a closer look at last week's Tatanka-Razor Ramon matchup.
30:45No love lost between Tatanka and Lex Luger.
30:48And then from behind, Bam Bam Bigelow attacking Lex Luger.
30:53So again, it's gonna be the Million Dollar Man's assets laying on the line.
30:57Bam Bam Bigelow against Lex Luger.
31:00However, when we return, the women's tag team matchup.
31:04Stay with us.
31:05Beginning Sunday, October 23rd, this is the WWF Action Zone.
31:11Oh my, what a hit.
31:14That's definitely highlight material.
31:17This isn't.
31:18If they don't Red Dog down in the red zone,
31:21that O will run a 928 blue in the left flat
31:24and put a quick six against that dime, D.
31:27This is the WWF Action Zone.
31:30What a move.
31:31He can go all the way.
31:32What a move.
31:33He can go all the way.
31:35This isn't.
31:37I know this is a real personal question, but I have to ask this anyway.
31:41What is your favorite breakfast cereal?
31:43Um, Corn Flakes.
31:45I mean, Bran Flakes.
31:47Tune in the action.
31:52Tune out the talk.
31:54The WWF Action Zone.
31:56Welcome to the new generation.
31:59Can I change that to Captain Crunch?
32:01Yeah, while Zion Sanders is figuring out his favorite breakfast cereal.
32:05Oh my, yes.
32:06The fireworks are gonna go off in the WWF Action Zone.
32:11We're not gonna listen to Greg Gumball do any talking.
32:14We're not gonna listen to Mike Sitka speak.
32:17No, we're not talking about any talking at all.
32:19We're talking about the WWF Action Zone
32:21premiering right here on the USA Network, October 23.
32:27That's approximately three weeks from now.
32:30What great-looking athletes in the ring right now.
32:32Roseanne Barr, eat your heart out.
32:34We know you like to eat.
32:35These ladies are gonna be grappling.
32:39Yeah, well, there's another lady in the news, if you will.
32:41Whoopi Goldberg was married this past weekend to Lyle Trockenberg,
32:46and the only thing stranger than that marriage
32:48might be the casket match on the WWF Heart Attack Tour.
32:52I heard Lyle's gonna give Whoopi a Doink's Whoopi cushion.
32:57Who knows?
32:59Heidi Lee Morgan starting things off for her team against Luna Vachon.
33:03That's just to clear the air, I might add.
33:05Of course.
33:07And Luna, quite the aggressor.
33:09And to the buckle.
33:10No!
33:11She puts up, breaks over her lady and through the legs and up and down.
33:15One, two, this one's up.
33:16No, it's not.
33:16That is an incredible move.
33:18Yes, indeed.
33:19Heidi Lee Morgan almost pinning Luna Vachon moments ago.
33:22Off the rope now, and flying body press.
33:25One, two, and another near fall.
33:28The joy of wrestling by Heidi Morgan.
33:30Uh-oh, and a reverse knife edge there by Luna Vachon.
33:33Heidi Lee Morgan off the rope again, and whoa!
33:36This time, Luna Vachon was waiting for her.
33:40I got a headache from watching that move.
33:43You might get a headache to watch Bull Nakano.
33:47She might get a headache if she looks in the mirror.
33:49What a big, awesome monster this Bull Nakano is.
33:52I just did a heck of a thought.
33:54Bull Nakano in a bunny costume.
33:57And Roseanne Barr in a bunny costume.
33:59I pick-
34:00What a tag team that would make.
34:02I'll pick both of them.
34:05Imagine a matchup, Bull Nakano against Roseanne Barr.
34:07If I'm gonna go strange, I'm going all the way.
34:10Who would the guest referee be in a particular matchup?
34:14Buddy Ryan, because he wouldn't meet the condition my condition was in.
34:17Macho ball.
34:18I see.
34:19Well, Mr. Ryan, a victorious course this weekend.
34:22Congratulations, and no!
34:23My!
34:24A cover, two in, a kick out.
34:27And thus far, this has been all Luna Vachon and Heidi Lee Morgan.
34:32Nakano yet to officially get in a match, as well as the WWF Women's Champion, Alundra Blaze.
34:38Heidi's gotta get out of that corner.
34:41And right now, she's in the clutches, double team effort.
34:44Protesting on the backside over there is the champion.
34:47Come on, ref, turn around!
34:51Heidi Lee Morgan giving away an unbelievable amount of-
34:55Size!
34:56To Bull Nakano, as anyone would in there against the Big Bull.
35:01Wait a minute, look at this.
35:02Off the rope.
35:04How about that?
35:05Heidi Lee Morgan's holding her own!
35:08She's doing more than that!
35:09A nice takedown into a cover!
35:11An incredible takedown!
35:13And even more amazing than that, Bull Nakano didn't break her hair.
35:17Uh-oh.
35:18Call me crazy, but I'm attracted to Bull Nakano.
35:22You are crazy.
35:23You are insane.
35:25Uh-oh!
35:26How about that?
35:27Count her out!
35:29And the referee really amazed at that pinning combination, as I believe we all were.
35:33And now the tag back in, Luna Vachon and Heidi Lee Morgan.
35:37Can you believe this?
35:38Off the rope, and a clothesline of sorts.
35:41This match is raw!
35:44And Heidi Lee Morgan going downstairs with a series of the
35:47rights and lefts, not too much behind her.
35:49Now she's on her feet with more leverage!
35:52Heidi Lee Morgan chomping away!
35:53Luna for the ride!
35:55Off the rope, and a dropkick!
35:56Nicely done!
35:56Heidi's got spunked!
35:58Heidi down to Heidi, she tag out!
36:00Tagging the champion!
36:02A scrupulous slam!
36:03And a-
36:04No.
36:05How did she miss that?
36:06She was raw, as I see now.
36:07She wasn't going for the cover.
36:08Here comes the champion!
36:10Luna Vachon didn't quite make the tag!
36:14And Alundra Blaze!
36:16Nice maneuver!
36:17Check out this fire!
36:18And an ally!
36:20Alundra Blaze taking it to Luna Vachon!
36:24Luna would like nothing but-
36:25I hate she does make the tag!
36:27This is gonna be a confrontation!
36:30Big, awesome, Bull Nakano!
36:33A tremendous athlete, the best the country of Japan can offer here in the WWF!
36:39And wait a minute, Heidi Lee Morgan's coming in from the far side,
36:41but so is Luna Vachon!
36:42The official better get control of this matchup quickly!
36:46Double team effort behind the official's back!
36:48No, wait a minute, look at this!
36:50Fine body pass on both women!
36:54These ladies are getting unruly!
36:56Yes, and can she get her up?
36:59And no, not quite.
37:01Nope.
37:02And what's this?
37:03Wait a minute!
37:05There's one way she could go up!
37:07If she's double teamed, and she was!
37:08No!
37:09Impressive!
37:11I don't care what anybody says, Bull Nakano's strong and pretty!
37:14She's not pretty, but she is strong!
37:18And missing with a roundhouse kick!
37:19Oh, right on target!
37:21Right into the chops!
37:23And Alundra plays to the buckle!
37:25Look at, no!
37:26Fine body pass, yes, she gets Bull Nakano to him!
37:29No, almost a count of three.
37:30These women are great!
37:32What a matchup!
37:33Luna Vachon along with Bull Nakano!
37:35Facing Alundra plays, and Heidi Lee Morgan!
37:38No, look at that!
37:40Wow!
37:41Bull Nakano could pin them both right now!
37:44Nakano tagging in Luna Vachon!
37:46Alundra plays!
37:47Is the legal competitor from the top rope?
37:50No!
37:52Air traffic control made a mistake!
37:55US scared!
37:55And look at this!
37:56Surplex!
37:57One, two, yes!
38:00It's over!
38:02The German Surplex Emporer, Luna Vachon!
38:06The WWF Women's Champion!
38:08Alundra plays and her partner, Heidi Lee Morgan, victorious!
38:13I'm going to the party to celebrate!
38:16Sounds good to me!
38:17Stay tuned, everybody!
38:37King Kong Monday in action next week,
38:39as well as Lex Luger against Bam Bam Bigelow!
38:42However, when we return, Bob Macklin joins us!
38:47Bless me, father, for I am tormented.
38:52What's troubling you, my dear?
38:53Two months ago, I started watching the new WWF generation with my husband.
38:58Suddenly, I felt this instant attraction.
39:01Razor Ramon, Shawn Michaels, Bret the Hitman Hart.
39:06Oh, father, thoughts of these men consume my most intimate moments.
39:11I feel so unfaithful.
39:13Please forgive me.
39:14Oh, I think we can work something out.
39:20The new WWF generation.
39:22Put your faith in us.
39:26And there's a look, ladies and gentlemen,
39:27the man who's certainly not a part of the new WWF generation.
39:30We're looking at footage from December of 1983.
39:32Arnold Schoen, the longtime manager.
39:34Bob Macklin threw the towel in, and thus the title changed hands on that night.
39:41After almost a six-year reign as the WWF champion, there he is.
39:46We saw him earlier tonight coming out and saying something to the WWF champion, Bret Hart.
39:53Normally, the Bob Macklin story would be a heart-wrenching
39:57saga, but it isn't anymore.
39:59It's sickening because of his attitude.
40:03Gary Scott to square off against Bob Macklin.
40:05Macklin waiting ten years for a comeback, and then two years after that, during his
40:10comeback, he finally got a shot with Bret Hart.
40:12And you know what happened after that.
40:14Absolutely.
40:15Vince, don't make him mad.
40:16He wants to be called Mr. Macklin from the Macklin generation.
40:20You gotta understand that.
40:21Yes, Mr. Bob Macklin, and you wonder if that is not the very same towel in his hands
40:26that Arnold Schoen threw in some time ago, back in December of 83.
40:32Symbolic of a blast from the past.
40:36Bob Macklin preparing for his matchup,
40:38and Macklin does not like some of the comments from this capacity crowd.
40:42I really appreciate the present he gave me last week.
40:45I'm through the first six chapters of Webster's Dictionary.
40:49And a quick takedown there by Macklin, but it was one in which Scott was pinned against the rope.
40:55So you have been studying the dictionary Macklin gave you.
40:57That's exactly right.
40:59Been looking up those long words he's been using.
41:02What about plebeians?
41:04Give us, oh, nice arm drag takedown there.
41:06Plebeians is common folk, and he's using veritable plethora of large words, excuse me.
41:14Or words to that effect.
41:15Yes.
41:16I see.
41:19I'm using my thesaurus.
41:21And a takedown there by Scott.
41:23How about that?
41:25Very strong with an arm drag takedown.
41:26There goes the momentum the other way.
41:28I like it.
41:30And Scott asking for this capacity crowd to sort of help him out with some momentum.
41:36He's gonna need it.
41:37And a waist lock here by Macklin.
41:40Reversal there by Scott.
41:42Back and a takedown.
41:43Nicely done by Scott.
41:44Switch there by Macklin.
41:46Bob Macklin, unquestionably, when it comes to technical skills,
41:49ranks among the very best ever in the WWF.
41:53And Macklin here is allowing Scott a little riding time there.
41:59And Macklin, what's he gonna come up with here?
42:02Turning into his man.
42:03And, oh, you don't wanna do that.
42:04You never have your shoulders down on a mat like that.
42:06Macklin, look at that maneuver.
42:08Bob Macklin turning it right into a very painful submission hold.
42:12It was Macklin, if you will recall,
42:14who applied as a demonstration to Crossface Chicken Wing
42:17on a rider, Louis Gianfrido, in the WWF Magazine.
42:22Gianfrido, we gave you his condition last week, is doing much better.
42:26Yeah, but I'm not looking for very many favorable articles
42:29from Lou Gianfrido about Bob Macklin anymore.
42:32That's for sure.
42:33And off the rope now, Gary Scott.
42:37Way off, and Macklin takes him down with ease.
42:40Nice trip up.
42:40By the way, Macklin believes that he should still be the WWF Champion.
42:45There it is, a Crossface Chicken Wing.
42:48Macklin was setting it up and wasting no time in submitting
42:52as Gary Scott down on the mat.
42:54The official likely to have some degree of difficulty-
42:58He's not gonna let it go.
42:59To let go, look at this.
43:01Let it go, brother.
43:03Finally, and Macklin looking at his hands.
43:08Mr. Bob.
43:09Mr. Bob Macklin.
43:10Psycho Bob Macklin.
43:11He should still be the WWF Champion, according to Bob Macklin.
43:14He never gave up back in 83.
43:17And he feels as though he defeated Bret Hart
43:20in his opportunity to be the champion again.
43:22However, that's a viewpoint that the court of public opinion does not hold.
43:26Speaking of that, the Supreme Court reconvened earlier today
43:29with new Justice Stephen Breyer taking hold of the situation.
43:33And I like what he did with ice cream, so I think he's gonna be cool there too.
43:38Okay, whatever you say, Bob Macklin nonetheless victorious, ladies and gentlemen.
43:43How long?
43:4483.
43:44And who knows?
43:45He could be champion again.
43:48This guy's got the suntan haircut and boots to match.
43:51And earlier tonight, we saw this conversation, the tag match.
43:54We'll be back with the Hitman and find out what Macklin had to say.
43:57Stay with us for commentary from the chat.
44:01Welcome back, everyone, to our Monday Night Raw.
44:04Vince McMahon here along with the macho man Randy Savage.
44:07Next week, in honor of Columbus Day,
44:09a special Halloween edition of Monday Night Raw 101.
44:13Bam Bam Ziggler against Lex Luger, the man made in the USA.
44:17Lex Luger versus Bam Bam, I'm looking forward, forward to it.
44:21Joining us right now, however, the World Wrestling Federation Champion himself,
44:24Bret, thanks for staying back with us.
44:26First of all, congratulations to your brother-in-law, the British Bulldog.
44:30Yeah, he has his hands full in there.
44:32No question about that.
44:33But it seems as though you are about to have your hands full as well.
44:35Bob Macklin came down to ringside.
44:37Can you enlighten us as to what Bob Macklin was saying to you out there?
44:41I don't know, you know, I think that Bob's kind of losing his marbles or something,
44:44you know, because he was talking about he's the world champion and he's never been beat.
44:49You know, I beat Bob Macklin not that long ago either.
44:52He already had his shot and I got, you know,
44:54I got a dozen guys that have all earned title shots.
44:57And it's my job to take on all challenges, but Bob had his challenge.
45:01And I respect Bob and I appreciate, you know, that he wants another shot.
45:05But he's got to get in line.
45:07And as far as Bob Macklin goes, I've already beaten Bob Macklin.
45:10I don't know what he's talking about.
45:11I think he's losing it.
45:14Well, he certainly has never been the same since that loss to you.
45:17We appreciate the fact that you are the fighting champion of all time.
45:21And many would say the greatest.
45:22The best of luck to you in the future.
45:23Thanks for joining us.
45:25Good luck, Bret.
45:26Join us next week for more Monday Night Raw.
45:29So long, everybody.