Remington Steele S03E20
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00:00I've given 15 years of my life to this.
00:04I don't care about money. I care about mankind.
00:06You're sitting on something the whole world is crying for.
00:09Riots in the streets, Miss Holt!
00:11Oh, put your fears to rest, Miss Dalrymple.
00:13The Remington Steel Agency is the very soul of propriety.
00:16I mean, dignity is our watchword.
00:18Vigilance and dignity.
00:20I got it! I got it!
00:22And, uh, follow-through.
00:24Tobese, you put my neck on the line to satisfy your sweet tooth?
00:28The shape of the world is in your hands.
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04:25I'm rich.
04:34Moist.
04:44Satisfying.
04:49Your bids.
05:03You'll have my answer in the morning.
05:21Walter, what are you doing?
05:23What kind of partner are you? Trying to sell my life's work?
05:26$10 million is a lot of dough, Walter.
05:28You don't understand. They'll suppress it. They'll destroy it.
05:31What do you care what they do with it?
05:33I've given 15 years of my life to this.
05:35I don't care about money. I care about mankind.
05:37Sorry, old man.
05:39The formula may be in your head, but I got all the prototypes.
05:42You wouldn't do that to me.
05:44Just relax. You're gonna be a millionaire.
05:46By tomorrow, you'll be off in Bali,
05:48sipping banana daiquiris with some native guava blossom.
05:50Think of it, Walter.
05:52The stars. The palm trees.
05:55The bikinis.
05:57Cha-cha...
06:22Walter.
06:27Come on.
06:38Oh.
06:43Oh.
06:54Oh.
06:57Oh.
07:00Oh.
07:04Good Lord, Mildred, it's nine o'clock in the morning.
07:06Oh, Miss Holt, you've got to try these.
07:08Mildred, where's your self-respect, your willpower?
07:11This is shameful.
07:12This is degenerate.
07:13This is...
07:17Absolute heaven.
07:18Oh.
07:20This is terrible.
07:21You've got to get rid of these things.
07:23It's time to turn over a new leaf.
07:25What you need is a little aerobics to get you going.
07:28It's no use.
07:30I've tried everything.
07:32I mean, water diets, protein diet.
07:35I even tried acupuncture.
07:37Nothing works.
07:38Let's face it, Miss Holt.
07:40Maybe I'm just meant to be voluptuous.
07:42Nonsense, Mildred.
07:46Oh, here it is, Mildred.
07:50Contacts can be such a problem.
07:52I'm Laura Holt, Remington Steel's associate.
07:54Bill Miles, I need to see Mr. Steele.
07:57Ball and follow through.
07:59Wonderful.
08:00You have definite potential, Mr. Steele.
08:02Firm wrist, classic form.
08:04Excellent follow through.
08:06Oh, well, the Remington Steel Agency
08:07is noted for its follow through, Miss Delrimpo.
08:11You know, security is extremely important on the pro circuit.
08:14If I retain your agency, I would expect you
08:16to be close by at all times.
08:18Oh, day and night, I assure you.
08:20Yes, at the Remington Steel Agency,
08:22vigilance is our watchword, yes.
08:24I warn you, Mr. Steele, I'm terribly conscious of my image.
08:27Oh, put your fears to rest, Miss Delrimpo.
08:29The Remington Steel Agency is the very soul of propriety.
08:32I mean, dignity is our watchword.
08:34Vigilance and dignity.
08:36And, uh, follow through.
08:39You!
08:41Mr. Steele!
08:44Yes, who are you?
08:46Mr. Steele, Shirley Tannenbaum.
08:49Your office said I could find you here.
08:52Well, that could be bad for one of us.
08:53Listen, I am at the end of my rope.
08:55You have to help me out.
08:56I need you to find Walter.
08:58Walter?
08:59Walter Munzinger, my brother-in-law.
09:02I haven't heard from him in three days.
09:04Tomorrow's my daughter's wedding.
09:05Walter and Tiffany are like that.
09:07What am I going to tell her?
09:09What am I going to tell the doctor?
09:10The doctor?
09:11She's marrying a doctor.
09:15Here, that's him.
09:17That's Walter.
09:19How long has your brother Walter been missing?
09:21Three days.
09:22And my sister, Mary, is so upset that she's in the hospital,
09:25and the doctors are really worried.
09:27Well, listen, Mrs. Tannenbaum, uh,
09:29the agency really isn't equipped to handle
09:30a full-scale manhunt, you know.
09:32Oh, silly of me.
09:34So you need money to cover expenses, right?
09:37Will that do?
09:40$10,000?
09:42$10,000?
09:45He's the only brother I have, Miss Holt.
09:52But how can you handle both cases at once?
09:54Oh, don't worry, Miss Dalrymple.
09:55I'll simply assign my trusted associate
09:57to the Munsinger matter.
09:58Then I'll be able to devote all my energies to, uh,
10:01servicing you.
10:04Ah, good morning, Mildred.
10:05Morning, Mr. Steele.
10:07Ah, Miss Holt, uh, I need you to handle a pressing matter.
10:11I'm afraid I have a pressing matter of my own, Mr. Steele.
10:14I believe my matter is more pressing.
10:16I've been retained to locate a missing relative.
10:18So have I.
10:20You have.
10:23Have a seat, will you, Miss Dalrymple.
10:24Uh, Mildred, some coffee for Miss Dalrymple.
10:32My relative comes with a $10,000 retainer.
10:37So does mine.
10:38It does?
10:39And I have a picture.
10:41You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.
10:45Walter Munsinger?
10:48The man must come from a very doting family.
10:51If any more of Walter's relations show up,
10:52we'll have to open a branch office.
10:54Remington Steele?
10:55Ah, yes.
10:56Maynard Stockman, Vector Foundation.
10:57Oh, good.
10:58I need you to find someone for me,
11:00a man named Walter Munsinger.
11:07Don't you find it a bit odd that three different people hired
11:10the Remington Steele agency to find Walter Munsinger?
11:13Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, frankly, yes.
11:15And the sooner we wrap up this missing Munsinger,
11:17the sooner I can go over Miss Dalrymple's itinerary.
11:20It should be an exciting trip.
11:22Need I remind you, Miss Dalrymple is a client.
11:26Well, she's more than that, Laura.
11:28She's the ideal client.
11:29How so?
11:31She wants to mix business with pleasure.
11:39Uh-oh.
11:42Never a good sign when the door's ajar.
11:46Oh, good heavens.
11:49Looks like someone wants Walter for more than Tiffany
11:51Tenenbaum's wedding, eh?
11:53Oh, my goodness.
12:05Look at this.
12:06Third place at the food expo, awarded to Walter
12:08Munsinger and Michael J. Spencer.
12:11Apparently, Walter was into food research.
12:13Apparently, Michael J. Spencer is his partner.
12:20Well, well, well, well, well, have a look at this.
12:23Our phone number and address.
12:25Walter must have intended to contact us.
12:27Mm.
12:29Ah-choo!
12:30Gesundheit.
12:38Clay!
12:41Laura Holt. You look terrific.
12:44From what I can see, you don't look so bad yourself.
12:47God, I haven't seen you since the good old days
12:50back at Havenhurst.
12:51Have you lost weight?
12:52Excuse me.
12:57Who is that man?
12:58Clay Platt.
12:59We used to work together.
13:00I see.
13:01You made an exception in his case, did you?
13:02About mixing business with pleasure?
13:06We put in a few late nights, a lot of paperwork.
13:09Well, he seems to be in the mood to burn some more midnight
13:11oil, doesn't he?
13:11Be quiet.
13:12We're both mature, consenting adults,
13:14and we can't be expected to suppress our natural instincts
13:17and urges.
13:18Laura, that mature, consenting adult
13:20is standing in a closet in an apartment that looks like it's
13:22been leveled by a tornado.
13:24Don't you think we should ask him some pertinent questions?
13:26You're absolutely right.
13:29Clay, what are you doing in that closet?
13:31I'm on a case.
13:32So are we.
13:33Well, then neither of us can betray a client's confidence.
13:36Listen, mate, the man who lives here is missing.
13:40Oh, do you know where he is?
13:42No.
13:43Neither do I.
13:45We'll do lunch sometime.
13:47Nice backhand.
13:48Ha, ha, ha.
13:52Toes and knees and toes and knees, toes and knees.
13:56Cookies, please.
13:59I'm not hungry.
14:00I'm not hungry.
14:01I hate cookies.
14:03I love celery.
14:05I'm not hungry.
14:06Mr. Rebs, I've rearranged my schedule.
14:09Is there any word for Mr. Steele?
14:10Miss Dalrymple.
14:11I am so glad to see you.
14:15I have something for you.
14:17Oh, no. I shouldn't.
14:17Oh, no. Take it. Please.
14:18Take it.
14:19Really?
14:20If you insist.
14:35Good lord.
14:35Must be something in the air.
14:38Miss Dalrymple.
14:39Miss Dalrymple.
14:42Good lord.
14:44Miss Dalrymple, you're safe.
14:46Miss Dalrymple, you're OK.
14:48Oh, yes, fine.
14:50I only took an hour for lunch.
14:52First Walter's apartment.
14:53Now we're on the hit list.
14:56Wellington Steele?
14:58Yes?
14:59I'm Walter Monseca.
15:02Oh, Walter.
15:03Oh, yes. Come in, please.
15:04Come in.
15:05Ow!
15:06Oh.
15:10Don't give up.
15:12The shape of the world is in your hands.
15:16Good lord.
15:17Mm.
15:31Oh, is he still out there?
15:32Oh.
15:33Ah, the meat wagon took him away.
15:35Mildred, please.
15:36A little bit of decorum.
15:37Feeling better, are you, Miss Dalrymple?
15:40I'm sorry about your rug.
15:41Oh, nonsense.
15:42We were thinking of getting a new one.
15:42Anyway, Mildred, some hot tea for Miss Dalrymple.
15:46How did he die?
15:49Heart attack. Heart attack, no doubt.
15:50Yes, of course.
15:52Always so sudden.
15:53I mean, one minute you're here, the next, bullet wound.
15:56From the coroner's preliminary report,
15:58Walter was shot close range.
16:01I think it's time we chat with our clients.
16:03No, wait.
16:04What about me?
16:05I mean, there's all those reporters down there.
16:07I don't want to be involved in this kind of publicity.
16:08Yeah, once I'm through with this,
16:09we'll discuss your tour in a quiet, dignified manner.
16:14I'll be back in about an hour, maybe 45 minutes.
16:21I'll never forget the 12 years I spent with the space program.
16:24Walking on the moon was about the most
16:25exciting moment of my life.
16:28Being an astronaut meant you had to have something special.
16:31Well, uh, uh, booster bars have something special, too.
16:35You see, boost.
16:38Hi.
16:39How you doing?
16:41I thought you looked familiar.
16:44Yeah, well, now you know.
16:49The man who flew to the moon, PhD in astrophysics,
16:52Hawks Booster Bars.
16:5420,000 units a week.
16:56Sounds impressive.
16:57Yeah, well, the company wants 50.
16:59They're thinking of hiring Michael Jackson.
17:01It's a different world down here, isn't it?
17:04Yes.
17:05A man has dreams.
17:07You walk on the moon, you're a hero.
17:09Ticket tape parades, talk shows.
17:12Six months later, nobody knows you.
17:17Well, too old to go to the moon again.
17:21How's Mary?
17:23Who?
17:24Your sister.
17:26The one in the hospital.
17:28Oh, right.
17:30Yeah, she's, uh, hanging on.
17:33Have you found Walter yet?
17:34He made a brief appearance in our office.
17:37When you see him, tell him I put together a syndicate of backers.
17:40I think I can come up with $3 million.
17:42$3 million?
17:43That's as high as I'm authorized to go.
17:45Now, I want Walter's answer.
17:47I'll do my best to wring it out of him.
17:49Do that.
17:58Uh, Tristle, you forgot to turn off the oven.
18:12Mr. Steele.
18:13Oh, Mrs. Tannenbaum, you never told me
18:15you were Lila DeLight, queen of sensual confection.
18:20You're very thorough.
18:21Ah.
18:25I take it you found Walter.
18:27Actually, he found us.
18:28Oh?
18:29Is he ready to do business?
18:32Business?
18:33Well, that might be a bit difficult, Mrs. Tannenbaum.
18:35Don't toy with me, Steele.
18:36I'm a desperate woman.
18:38Now, you tell Munzinger that I'm offering a million five.
18:41I beg your pardon?
18:43Look, Steele, my business is being eaten alive by cottage
18:47cheese and club soda.
18:49People have forgotten how to live.
18:51They're devastated by, uh, by stretch marks and cellulite.
18:55Thin hips and thighs.
18:57That's all they care about.
19:00Munzinger should jump at a million five.
19:03I'm not sure he'll jump at anything, Mrs. Tannenbaum.
19:07You drive a hot bargain, Steele.
19:10All right, all right.
19:13An even two mil.
19:14But that's as high as I'll go.
19:17Well, I'll, uh, I'll confer with Mr. Munzinger.
19:20But, uh, I'm not sure what he's going
19:22to have to say on the subject.
19:23OK, Mrs. Tannenbaum?
19:24Good night.
19:33If we just knew what we were getting back to them about.
19:36Whatever it is, Lila Delight and astronaut Willie
19:39would cash in their life savings for it.
19:41Well, it's going to be a bit difficult getting information
19:43out of Walter at this point.
19:45Perhaps his partner, Mr. Spencer,
19:47might be of some help.
19:48What about a little sting on the wing, Laura?
19:51I'll do the driving, thank you.
19:55Oh, my lord.
19:57Oh, boy.
19:59Someone's determined to make us work for our money.
20:01A man's home is ransacked, his laboratory is ransacked,
20:05and our office is ransacked.
20:07It would help if we knew what everyone is looking for.
20:13Uh, yes, indeed.
20:15Spring is in the air.
20:17I beg your pardon?
20:18Mm, mm.
20:19Spring is in the air.
20:20Spring is in the air.
20:21Spring is in the air.
20:22I beg your pardon?
20:23Mm, mm.
20:25Oh, yes.
20:26Yes, you're absolutely right.
20:28Maybe we should take the rest of the day off.
20:31Oh, yes.
20:32Perhaps a stroll in the park.
20:33Maybe a round of golf.
20:38Maybe take in a movie.
20:39Oh, yes.
20:40A movie would be a good idea.
20:41What would you like to see?
20:42I'll leave it to you, Mr. Steele.
20:43I'd like to see Bandy.
20:50Well, you certainly gave them an earful.
20:52Yes.
20:52Poor Walter.
20:53Everything he said was broadcast in stereo.
20:56Someone, or a lot of someones, knew he meant to contact us.
21:01But why us?
21:02I don't know.
21:03Perhaps we should check the closets.
21:04Maybe one of your old flames is in there.
21:06Don't be ridiculous.
21:09Oh!
21:10Oh, my god.
21:11Oh.
21:12Oh.
21:13Who is he?
21:13I don't know.
21:14He doesn't look familiar.
21:16Let me see.
21:16Ah.
21:17Ah.
21:18Ah.
21:19Say hello to Walter's partner, Michael J. Spencer.
21:23Ah!
21:27What's happened?
21:27Who are you?
21:29Food and Drug Administration.
21:31Do you work here, Miss, uh?
21:32Gloria Blyer.
21:33No.
21:34I'm looking for Walter, his fiance.
21:38Uh.
21:39Uh.
21:40Gloria.
21:41Um.
21:42I think we have some bad news for you.
21:50Oh.
21:50No, no.
21:51Not again.
21:52A ransacker is thrown at the point of obsession.
21:56Oh.
21:5720 minutes, boss.
21:59I swear, I just went to the post office.
22:01Ah!
22:02Miss Dallarenpoole.
22:03Miss Dallarenpoole.
22:03Oh.
22:04Oh.
22:05I hear you.
22:06Oh.
22:07Ow.
22:08Oh, Miss Dallarenpoole.
22:09There you are.
22:10What happened?
22:12Oh, I heard a noise.
22:13And I thought it was you.
22:15And I went out to look, and somebody
22:16pushed me in my mouth.
22:17Oh.
22:19She must have scared them off.
22:20Oh, I don't understand any of this.
22:22Oh, it's all right, Miss Dallarenpoole.
22:24You're safe now.
22:24Mildred, some ice for Miss Dallarenpoole.
22:26But if they already ransacked your office, why do it again?
22:29Unless it was someone different this time.
22:31Well, what is it they want?
22:32Whatever it is, we're supposed to have it.
22:34Yes, but there was nothing on Walter when he, uh, you know.
22:37It's true.
22:39Unless Walter sent us something when he.
22:42Here's the ice.
22:43Oh, thank you, Mildred.
22:44Thank you, indeed.
22:44This just came.
22:45Oh, good.
22:46Hello.
22:47Hello, Miss Dallarenpoole.
22:48It's only a temporary swelling.
22:49It's only the lip gloss, and no, it'll be any wiser.
22:51Shh.
22:52No, I'm trying to comfort our client.
22:54Do you hear a ticking?
22:56Ticking?
22:57It sounds like a bomb.
22:58A bomb?
22:59A bomb?
23:00A bomb?
23:01I'll throw it out the window.
23:04The windows don't open.
23:06Well, don't just stand there.
23:07We'll all be blown to smithereens.
23:09Do something.
23:09Oh.
23:10Yes.
23:11Move, move, move.
23:12Look out.
23:14Come on.
23:15Come on.
23:17Get out.
23:19This isn't my floor.
23:20Get out.
23:21What are you doing?
23:22Come on.
23:23Get out.
23:24Move.
23:24Hey, you crazy or something?
23:25Boom.
23:26Boom.
23:33I have just lost our lease, Nora.
23:45Oh.
23:46Oh, yes.
23:47Oh, it.
23:48It looks better already.
23:50I must confess, Mr. Steele, I am having second thoughts
23:52about hiring your agency.
23:53Oh, no, no.
23:54Nonsense, Miss Delribble.
23:55Nonsense.
23:56Do you realize that since I met you,
23:57I've had a man down at my feet, I have a wench in the mouth,
24:00and I've also been blown sky high all in one day.
24:03I know how annoying these minor inconveniences can be.
24:06But from now on, it's going to be smooth sailing.
24:08Believe me, Miss Delribble.
24:11Oh, Miss Holt, you look, uh, smashing.
24:15I got you that table at La Boheme.
24:17Great.
24:18La Boheme?
24:19I'm having lunch with Clay Platt.
24:21Are you sure you can handle it alone?
24:23I'll do just fine.
24:25Remember, I only give my employees an hour's lunch.
24:27Mm.
24:28Mm.
24:29Hm.
24:30Hm.
24:30Can I meet with Steele?
24:34Uh, hold on just a second.
24:36It's a Gloria Blyer.
24:37Said it's a matter of life and death.
24:39Don't things ever slow down around here?
24:40Oh.
24:41Oh.
24:42Yes, still here.
24:43Yes.
24:44Uh, where are you?
24:48Huh?
24:49Hey, uh, OK.
24:50OK.
24:50I'll be right over.
24:51OK.
24:53Sometimes I wish I weren't so damn dedicated.
24:55It's just a minor matter that needs my attention.
24:58I'm not sure I can survive it.
25:00Just remember the watchwords, vigilance and dignity.
25:05And follow through.
25:07The Remington Steele Agency specializes in follow through.
25:12You're very persuasive.
25:16I'll be back in about 45 minutes.
25:19Maybe half an hour.
25:20Mm.
25:21Mm.
25:22Mm.
25:44Clay.
25:52I had no idea when I asked you to lunch
25:55that I'd get this lucky this fast.
25:57Sometimes you just have to seize the moment.
25:59All right.
26:04I can't believe a package like you
26:05hasn't been wrapped up and tied into a great big bow.
26:08Unless, of course, you and your boss
26:09have something going on the side.
26:11Strictly business.
26:14Mm.
26:15That's just what I've been waiting to hear.
26:17Of course.
26:18Of course.
26:19That's just what I've been waiting to hear.
26:22A question, Clay.
26:24You have my undivided attention.
26:25What were you doing at Walter Munzinger's apartment?
26:28Oh, now, I could ask you the same thing.
26:31In that case, I have a proposition for you.
26:35This may be the best lunch I've ever had.
26:38You have information I want.
26:40I have information you want.
26:42I propose a trade.
26:44Truth for truth.
26:46Any subject?
26:48I'm an open book.
26:50Ask away.
26:51Who hired you to go through Munzinger's apartment?
26:57A very core.
26:59The conglomerate?
27:00My turn.
27:01Who are you working for?
27:04Actually, we have three clients.
27:06Steel must be as good as I hear.
27:16Gloria?
27:18Gloria, open the door.
27:19It's Steel.
27:23Gloria?
27:24Oh, Mr. Steel.
27:26Thank you for coming.
27:28Calm down.
27:29Listen, you said on the phone
27:30someone threatened to kill you.
27:31Some pudgy guy.
27:32What about a cocky fellow about 30?
27:34Yeah, he was with Pudgy.
27:36They told me that if I didn't hand over the package,
27:39they were going to give me a free trip to visit Walter.
27:43Okay, here you go.
27:45What package?
27:47Yes, this postal receipt came in the morning mail.
27:52To the Remington Steel Agency.
27:55From Walter Munzinger?
27:57Did anything come to your office today?
27:59Nothing you'd be interested in getting.
28:01Did you tell anyone you had this?
28:03No.
28:04It was precisely the right thing to do.
28:06I told them you had it.
28:08That wasn't the best alternative.
28:10Come on.
28:13My turn.
28:14How much did you earn at Havenhurst?
28:1724.
28:19What's so funny?
28:22I made 36.
28:25And a company car.
28:30My turn.
28:32What is it everyone is looking for?
28:38Now, come on, Clay.
28:39We had a deal.
28:40What is it?
28:43Promise you won't tell anybody I told you?
28:45I promise.
28:48Cookies.
28:49What?
28:51My turn.
28:54Why don't we go to my place?
28:56I'm beginning to feel a little sleepy.
28:58Did you really say cookies?
29:00I could break out the baby oil.
29:02Worth two lives?
29:04And millions of dollars?
29:06When Walter bit the big one, so did the formula.
29:11The prototypes are left.
29:13I'm really starting to feel a little sleepy.
29:17Prototypes?
29:19Of cookies?
29:21Rich.
29:23Moist.
29:25Delicious.
29:27And no calories.
29:36Did you say no calories?
29:39A one-tenth of a calorie.
29:52I thought we were going to your office to look for Walter's package.
29:55Just as soon as we rescue Miss Holt from the clutches of a closet king.
29:59Let go of me, you big ox.
30:01What are you thinking?
30:03Seems she's fallen into other clutches.
30:09Ah!
30:25Good afternoon.
30:27The line, please.
30:35Good afternoon, Miss Holt.
30:38Sorry we had to meet under such unpleasant circumstances.
30:43Does the Vector Foundation usually snatch people off the street, Mr. Stockman?
30:48Or is that Veracor's style?
30:52Miss Holt, you are a very smart cookie.
30:56Clay Platt, however, is not.
30:59So I had to step in once again.
31:23Now, let me get this straight.
31:25Walter Munzinger creates the most delicious chocolate chip cookie in existence.
31:30On top of which, it has absolutely no calories.
31:35And you're willing to pay $10 million to destroy it?
31:39I'd say that was a fair assessment of our position, yes.
31:42So you bombed our office.
31:46A distasteful procedure.
31:49But given the severity of the situation, it was one we had to undertake.
31:54What severity?
31:56You're sitting on something the whole world is crying for.
31:59Miss Holt, Veracor produces 52 varieties of cookies.
32:04We manufacture Fudgy Bears in Wisconsin,
32:06Gooey Chewies in Nebraska, and Yummy Tummy Treats in Kansas.
32:10Our factories support entire towns.
32:15Do you have any idea what would happen
32:18if Munzinger's cookie were allowed to be unleashed on an unsuspecting world?
32:23Nobody would buy ours!
32:26Our factories would close.
32:28Gas stations, grocery stores, dry cleaners,
32:32libraries, schools would close.
32:34There'd be no tax revenue.
32:36Cities would collapse.
32:38There'd be unemployment lines.
32:40Welfare rolls, soup kitchens.
32:43Honest men and women, thrown out of work through no fault of their own.
32:47Without hope, without purpose.
32:50Turning to crime and to drugs.
32:53Riots in the streets, Miss Holt!
32:57Well, I for one am not about to let that happen.
33:02Good day, ma'am.
33:04No one called for you.
33:06No! No limpio!
33:09No! Stop it! You're making a mess!
33:12Stop it right now!
33:14Stop doing this to my house!
33:17Give that back to me!
33:20Stop it!
33:23You can't go in there! You can't go in there!
33:26You can't go in there!
33:29You can't go in there!
33:34What do you want?
33:37Come on, Nora, let's go. This way.
33:39Stop! What do you think you're doing?
33:41After them, you oxen!
33:45Cookies? You put my neck on the line to satisfy your sweet tooth?
33:48You didn't taste one!
33:50I don't care! Big men with bombs are trying to pulverize us!
33:53No wonder Shirley and Bill are ready to kill for them!
33:56Those cookies are worth $10 million!
33:59Yes!
34:13No!
34:16No!
34:26No!
34:29Mildred! Mildred!
34:34Next time I'm eating in.
34:37Remember that red tin of chocolate chip cookies?
34:40How could I forget? They were so moist and delicious.
34:43Did you eat them?
34:45Oh, you'd be so proud of me, Miss Holt.
34:48I turned over a new leaf. I gave those shameful cookies away.
34:51How can you do that? What's the matter?
34:53Nora, get a grip on yourself, please!
34:55What have I done?
34:57Two people have already been brutally murdered for those cookies.
35:00Whoever has them now is marked for death.
35:02Now, who did you give them to?
35:04Miss Dalrymple.
35:06Miss Dalrymple?
35:09Excuse me.
35:15Miss Dalrymple!
35:17Oh, there you are. You're safe at last, my dear.
35:20You're alive!
35:22Why shouldn't I be?
35:24It's not another bomb, is it?
35:26Miss Dalrymple, where are the cookies that Mildred gave you?
35:29They're very popular.
35:31What do you mean?
35:33Well, $2.50 each.
35:35They're very popular.
35:37What do you mean?
35:39Two men just came and offered me $100 for them.
35:41You didn't give them the cookies, did you?
35:43No. I told them my coach had them.
35:45Let him make $100.
35:47Where is he?
35:49In the locker room.
35:52Come on.
36:10Grab him!
36:12Come here, sunshine! Swing around!
36:18You all right?
36:21I was just going to take a shower
36:23when those two bozos started banging me around.
36:25The cookies that Miss Dalrymple gave you?
36:27Yeah, that's what they wanted, a stupid tin of cookies.
36:29Where is that stupid tin of cookies?
36:31I gave it to Tyrone.
36:33Who's Tyrone?
36:35My son.
36:37Where is he?
36:39He's at school. Why?
36:41Come on!
36:47Come on!
36:51Come on!
37:13My hand!
37:15Somebody's sitting on my hand!
37:17Someone's sitting on Miss Dalrymple's hand!
37:19I'm sure it's not me.
37:21Her wrist is my livelihood.
37:23Whoever it is, get out!
37:25It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
37:27Profound observation, Mr. Steele.
37:29Spencer Tracy, Sid Caesar, United Artists, 1963.
37:31A group of people jump into their cars
37:33and begin a mad chase after something very valuable.
37:35You're not suggesting...
37:37Uh-huh. One car back.
37:39A white Cadillac.
37:45You might check out the red convertible as well.
37:49Who are all these people?
37:51It seems our friends from Varico haven't forgotten us either.
38:11How do you suppose they all caught on so fast?
38:15Remember the laboratory?
38:18It's a safe bet they bugged our office as well.
38:20So you want to listen in, eh?
38:22Well, stay away from that ruddy tin of cookies.
38:24One more person gets hurt, and I'm going to come after you.
38:26You got it?
38:28You're chasing us for a tin of cookies?
38:36All right, you all know what Tyrone looks like,
38:38so let's fan out.
38:40And don't come back in behind it.
38:42Come on!
38:44Come on!
38:47Don't come back in behind it!
38:59Oh, just stay with me.
39:09How do you run in those heels?
39:11How do you serve an ace?
39:13I trained for it.
39:15Oh, no!
39:25Unfortunately, we're not alone.
39:27Varico is on our tail.
39:29I'll distract our friend.
39:31Where shall we regroup?
39:33Someplace inconspicuous.
39:35The boys' locker room.
39:37Come on, let's go.
39:45Give me that tin!
39:47Hey, let go, lady!
39:49Food and Drug Administration,
39:51this cookie's condemned!
39:59You know, in a bizarre way,
40:01this is kind of fun.
40:03Oh, Miss Dahl-Remper,
40:05you're a woman out of my own heart.
40:07Quick, in here.
40:15Oh!
40:17Nice smash!
40:29Wait, I can't go in there.
40:31What?
40:33Oh, strictly a duty call, Miss Dahl-Remper.
40:35Come on.
40:37Nora.
40:39Nora.
40:42Nora, is this really necessary?
40:46Come on.
40:50We did it!
40:52We did it!
40:54What did we do?
40:56Uh-oh.
40:58First closets, now commodes.
41:00Your style is appalling.
41:08Good afternoon.
41:12Mm.
41:31I think the coast is clear, Mildred.
41:33No!
41:42You'll learn to look twice in this racket.
41:44Don't forget, danger is my life.
41:46Come on.
41:54Oh, ouch!
41:59They've got Sandy.
42:01What are we going to do if they start shooting?
42:03Oh, you amateurs want to know everything.
42:05Oh!
42:20Oh!
42:22Oh!
42:24You know, Mr. Steele,
42:26each of our suspects had a motive
42:28for murdering Walter Munzinger.
42:30But why would any of them kill Mike Spencer?
42:32Great, now you don't have any suspects.
42:35Perhaps one.
42:37Grab him, boss!
43:05Get me a cookie!
43:07Get me a cookie!
43:09I got it!
43:11I got it!
43:13There'll be no bread lines in this country!
43:15Come on, Gloria, grab him!
43:27Oh!
43:29All right, Gloria, I want you home.
43:31Grab it, Lora, grab it!
43:35Stay, stay right there!
43:37Out of the way!
43:39Back where you belong!
43:44Amazing, isn't it, Lora?
43:46The secret to Walter's recipe
43:48is contained in this single cookie.
43:50May I have the poster receipt, Mr. Steele?
43:52Yes.
43:54I would think this receipt
43:56makes you the owner, Gloria.
43:58I can't believe it.
44:00We can't either,
44:02because according to the date,
44:05it was after he died.
44:07You knew he sent us the cookies.
44:09All you needed was a phony receipt to claim them.
44:11What are you getting at?
44:13If the deal for Varrico had gone through,
44:15you would have married a very wealthy man.
44:17You must have got a bit of a shock
44:19when Walter decided to sell out, eh?
44:21And with Spencer still alive,
44:23you had no claim on Walter's creation.
44:25So he had to be disposed of as well.
44:27Oh!
44:31Oh!
44:35It's so hokey!
44:37I'm so unscathed!
44:39Don't worry, Mr. Steele.
44:41The only thing scathed is my dignity.
44:43Oh, of course.
44:45Great work, hon!
44:47Now, where's that cookie
44:49that's gonna change the shape of the world?
44:51Oh!
44:53I asked myself.
44:55I mean, what was on Walter's mind
44:57to turn down $10 million, eh?
44:59Walter was an idealist,
45:01an ivory tower thinker.
45:03Oh?
45:05The only way to duplicate his formula
45:07was to analyze those cookies.
45:09There probably won't be another mind like his for centuries.
45:11Oh, come, Laura.
45:13It's not the end of the world.
45:15It's easy for you to say,
45:17you and your end-of-the-world ideas.
45:19Oh, come, Laura.
45:22It's easy for you to say,
45:24you and your enviable metabolism.
45:26Look at Miss Krebs.
45:28I mean, she's taking it like a trooper.
45:30Oh, I met a guy last night at Weight Watchers,
45:32and there's gonna be a hot time in the Old Town tonight.
45:34Oh.
45:36Miss Dalrymple's here to see you.
45:38Ah, send her in, Mildred, send her in.
45:40Ah, Miss Dalrymple.
45:42Yes, come in.
45:44Oh, Miss Dalrymple.
45:46It's my distinct pleasure to be undividedly yours.
45:48Oh!
45:51Pleasant surprise.
45:53I hope there are no hard feelings.
45:55All in the line of duty, Laura.
45:57In that case, I'm free for lunch.
45:59Sorry, this isn't a social call.
46:01That's what I came to tell you.
46:03I've decided to go with a more conservative agency,
46:05one that better understands
46:07my concern for safety and decorum.
46:09Shall we?
46:11Mm.
46:13Hmm.
46:15Hmm.
46:17Hmm.
46:19Hmm.
46:21Well, Laura,
46:23it looks like
46:25just you and me again, eh?
46:27There's too much sure
46:29consenting adults,
46:31alone at last.
46:49♪
47:19♪