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00:00Sean Michaels, in a little while, you're going to find out firsthand what it's like to pay
00:07the taxman.
00:08And when I get done with you, you're going to be the heartbroken kid.
00:12IRS, I know what it's like to pay the taxman.
00:16I do it every April 15th.
00:17But now I'm going to get a chance to do what every red-blooded American would love to do,
00:22and that's smack the taxman around.
00:23Tonight, you, my friend, are going to have to pay a heartbreak kid.
00:30I'm going to lose this enthusiasm, you'll see me from this chair, and I'm going to pass
00:53you the cup.
00:54Get ready for action.
00:55We're ready to be in your house this Sunday.
00:58And for that matter, ladies and gentlemen, so is Double J, Jeff Jarrett, as Double J
01:04hopes to defend the title against Sean Michaels.
01:08And Sean Michaels is here in your house tonight, scoring off against Erwin R.
01:14Shyster.
01:15I can't wait to see Sean Michaels, who everybody thinks is the greatest big six-slice friend.
01:21I can't wait to see him get brought down a notch by IRS.
01:25It's going to be great.
01:26Just wait and see.
01:28You hear it?
01:30Get him!
01:32Kiss my butt!
01:34Listen to him!
01:35Kiss my butt!
01:36That is not what they're saying, McMahon!
01:38Listen!
01:39They're saying, get the hook!
01:40What?
01:41Get the hook!
01:42That's right!
01:43You talk too much!
01:44They want me to get the hook and get you out of here!
01:46Yeah, right.
01:47Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, with WWF tag team action.
01:49Yes, the champions themselves, Owen Hart, along with Yokozuna, accompanied by Cornette
01:54and Mr. Fuji, on their way to the squared circle.
01:57And they might add, on their way, this coming Sunday night, to the pay-per-view extravaganza
02:01in your house.
02:02They are set to defend the WWF tag team titles against a tremendous combination.
02:07Successful here, impressively, last week.
02:10The Allied Powers, Rex Luger and the British Bulldog.
02:14That's right.
02:15Music City, USA will be rocking when Yokozuna and Owen Hart hit town.
02:20I can assure you of that.
02:22The tag team champions, hoping to build a bit of momentum, heading into this Sunday
02:26night.
02:27Tonight, facing Jim Dimitri and Gus Contaracus.
02:30Dimitri and Contaracus?
02:32Dimitri sounds like a law firm.
02:34Who are these two guys?
02:36Well, at least he can pronounce it.
02:37Well, speaking of pronunciation, is it Isaac Yankum, DDS, or Isaac Yankum, DDS?
02:44Well, of course, it's Yankum.
02:46And he gets upset if you mispronounce it.
02:49Obviously, I understand we'll be paying a visit to your good dentist's office a little
02:52bit later on.
02:53That's exactly right.
02:54He's quite an operator.
02:55Yeah.
02:56When you see his oral surgery, he takes great pains in his work, you know?
03:00No doubt.
03:01Oral surgery.
03:02That's it.
03:03What technique.
03:04Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
03:05Tag team matching.
03:06That's Dimitri in there right now against Owen Hart.
03:08Owen Hart with a scientific skill as Yokozuna with that big, massive power.
03:12And Owen looking for a measure of escape here against Dimitri.
03:15Nice reversal.
03:16Nice double reversal there.
03:18Come on, Owen.
03:19Oh, my goodness.
03:20Elbow right in the butt of the jaw.
03:21Off the rope, and down goes Dimitri.
03:23Owen Hart.
03:24Look at this.
03:25Owen trying to set up Dimitri, and nice hip toss.
03:28How about this?
03:30Owen Hart perhaps a little overconfident coming into the matchup here tonight.
03:34Don't worry about Owen Hart.
03:35He's got everything under control.
03:37Yeah, right.
03:38He may not be a king-
03:39Contaracus from the top.
03:40He may not be a king anymore, but he is still the tag team champion.
03:43You would think that his parents, Stu and Helen, would be proud.
03:45Look at that.
03:46Proud of the fact that he's the tag team champion.
03:47Oh, my goodness.
03:48What a clothesline.
03:49I understand, though, they still introduce him as an acquaintance.
03:51Oh, stop it, please.
03:53It's the truth.
03:54Owen Hart and Yokozuna will face Lex Luger and the British Bulldog,
03:57who, as we said before, very impressive last week
04:00with a victory over Native American Tataka
04:02and that big, nasty hog farmer, Henry O'Godwin.
04:05And a drop kick there by Owen Hart.
04:07Owen Hart and Yokozuna collectively make such an extraordinary combination
04:12since-
04:13Oh, the gut-wrenching clicks.
04:14Nicely done.
04:16Yeah, McMahon, but you're forgetting about the fact that Yoko and Owen Hart
04:19have a little extra added advantage outside the ring.
04:22And what would that be?
04:23Well, that would be Mr. Fuji and James Cornett.
04:26I see.
04:27The brains behind the brawn, as it were.
04:29And here he comes now, ladies and gentlemen.
04:31Yokozuna listed now.
04:33Oh, my goodness.
04:34At 641 pounds, he is a monster.
04:40You know, I was just looking here.
04:41Did you realize that Yokozuna weighs more than Jacob and Eli Blue combined?
04:46Really?
04:47641 pounds.
04:50It was on board the USS Intrepid approximately two summers ago
04:54when Lex Luger body slammed-
04:55Look at that!
04:56Body slammed Yokozuna.
04:58He then weighed 568 pounds.
05:01Since then, he's gained a great deal of weight.
05:03And Yokozuna, right now, along with his tag team partner,
05:06dominating the matchup.
05:07And look out!
05:08Oh, no!
05:09Here he comes!
05:10Forget about it!
05:11And if that happens to Lex Luger or Davey Boy Smith,
05:13then Owen Hart and Yokozuna will retain the title.
05:16Wait a minute!
05:17Look at this, King!
05:18There you have it!
05:19The sharp jitter!
05:20Yes, yes.
05:21There's the hole that Owen originated in.
05:22His brother, Bret, stole from him.
05:24Yeah, sure.
05:25That's right, McMahon.
05:26And you know, Owen is the only member of the Hart family.
05:29And I'm talking about Bret Hart.
05:31I'm talking about the brother-in-law, British Bulldog.
05:33Owen is the only member that's a champion.
05:35And he'll remain a champion at In Your House this Sunday.
05:39And it might add a ho, and also an outcast, indeed,
05:41and also an egomaniac.
05:43Look at him, yeah.
05:44There he is with both bouts.
05:45Look!
05:46One on each shoulder!
05:47He deserves them!
05:48Sure he does.
05:49Stand by for Todd Pettengill, In Your House.
05:59Hey, everybody.
06:00Welcome to the final In Your House report here on Raw.
06:02My name is Todd Pettengill.
06:04That's right, I said final.
06:06Because as you know, In Your House is this Sunday night
06:09totally live from Music City, Nashville, Tennessee.
06:12Now, we just saw the enormous tag team of Yokozuna and Owen Hart,
06:16and they certainly look ready to defend the tag team championship
06:19this Sunday night when they take on the allied powers,
06:22Lex Luger and the British Bulldog.
06:24Now, Lex and Davey Boy have really gelled as a team,
06:27and they are thirsty for WWF gold.
06:30The match everybody's talking about is the Lumberjack match
06:33between WWF champion Diesel and the psychotic one Sid.
06:38Last week, we saw the men Ted DiBiase and Sid have chosen
06:41to surround the ring, and I got to tell you, folks,
06:44Diesel could be in serious trouble if he falls out of the ring
06:48and into the hands of Henry Godwin, King Mabel, Kama,
06:53or Tatanka, just to name a few.
06:55However, tonight, Big Daddy Cool will introduce the man he's chosen
07:00to ensure that Sid will not run away.
07:03That's right, folks.
07:04In the first Lumberjack match ever on pay-per-view,
07:07Big Daddy Cool Diesel and Sid will meet for the WWF title,
07:11and this time, Sid can't get away.
07:14I'll tell you, nobody could have been more surprised than me,
07:17the Toddster, when I saw and heard Double J's video
07:20With My Baby Tonight.
07:22If you haven't seen it yet, stay tuned, but if you have
07:25and want more, then you'll want to be in your house
07:28when Double J Jeff Jarrett makes his live singing debut.
07:32I cannot wait.
07:33I'm sure Double J is going to make a big production of his performance,
07:36you know, the bam, the light show, backup singers, all nine yards.
07:41But I wonder, with this big concert planned,
07:43will Double J be able to concentrate on that huge
07:46Intercontinental title defense against the one and only
07:49Shawn Michaels?
07:50And by the way, folks, we will see the Heartbreak Kid in action
07:53later on tonight when he faces Erwin R. Shyster.
07:57But think about the roadie for a second.
07:59He faces the one, two, three kidded in your house.
08:02How is he going to be able to prepare for that match
08:04when he's busy, you know, setting up the stage for Jarrett's
08:07singing debut, not to mention keeping the media in line,
08:10getting all the red M&Ms out.
08:12Double J doesn't like the red ones, any other color but the red.
08:15Plus, he's got to get the T-shirts made up.
08:17He's got to order all the extra CDs that are going to be on sale
08:20at the arena.
08:21Who knows what's going to happen?
08:23Caribbean legend Savio Vega will team up with his friend,
08:27the bad guy Razor Ramon, to meet King Mabel and Sir Mo.
08:32Now, I understand Razor's ribs are healing from the injuries
08:35King Mabel and Sir Mo inflicted at the King of the Ring,
08:39but could they withstand another splash from the huge King Mabel?
08:43We'll find out.
08:45Another match I'm looking forward to, Bam Bam Bigelow,
08:48facing the hog farmer Henry Godwin.
08:50You remember two weeks ago here on Raw when Godwin attacked Bam Bam
08:54on his way to the ring to meet Sid.
08:56Bam Bam was able to shake off the disorientation from the attack
09:00and looked like he was about to win when, again,
09:03Henry Godwin interfered.
09:05Rumors around Henry Godwin has become Ted DiBiase's latest mercenary,
09:09and that alone may be enough to fuel the fire in Bam Bam,
09:12who has vowed to beat every member of the Million Dollar Corporation.
09:17And you can be part of the party.
09:19You can be part of the party that's in your house,
09:21but all you have to do is pick up the phone
09:23and call your local cable company right now.
09:25Order the WWF In Your House live on Pay-Per-View TV.
09:29Don't wait to hear about what went on.
09:31Live it live this Sunday night, 7 o'clock Eastern, 4 Pacific.
09:35All right, folks, let me get you back to Vince McMahon
09:38and the King of Crass, Jerry Lawler.
09:41King of Crass?
09:43Hey, Todd Pettengill, you can kiss my ass.
09:45Hey, hey, whoa.
09:46I was going to say crass.
09:48All right, stand by, ladies and gentlemen.
09:50Yes, we're going to see Erwin R. Shyster,
09:52Steffi Graf's favorite WWF superstar,
09:55one-on-one with Shawn Michaels.
09:58We will be back, everyone.
09:59Yes, it's the Whitewater Hearing starring Hillary Clinton.
10:02No, it's Monday Night Raw.
10:03It's Vince McMahon, it's Jean-Pierre Lafitte,
10:05and Jerry the King Lawler.
10:07I like everything about Jean-Pierre except his last name.
10:10Lafitte.
10:11I don't like anything connected with feet.
10:13I guess not.
10:14Jean-Pierre, allegedly, a direct descendant
10:16of the pirate Jean Lafitte.
10:18There's David Thornburg,
10:19who apparently is related as well
10:21to the former attorney general, Dick Thornburg.
10:23So a lot of relations.
10:24Got a big family affair here tonight on Monday Night Raw.
10:28Speaking of families, how about the queen?
10:31Yeah, that's the royal family.
10:33Queen Elizabeth going on a diet, I guess,
10:35some sort of a low-fat diet.
10:37How old is she?
10:39Well, she's getting on up there, but still,
10:40she's nowhere near approaching the age of Helen Hart.
10:43All right, let's not go there.
10:44No, come on.
10:45I'm gonna make Helen Hart an appointment
10:46with my dentist, Dr. Isaac Yankov.
10:48Oh, and a clothesline by Thornburg.
10:50Off the rope, and another one.
10:52Look at Jean-Pierre just standing there,
10:53screaming at Thornburg,
10:54and down goes Thornburg.
10:55Why would you make an appointment with Helen Hart
10:58to see Dr. Isaac Yankov?
11:00Is she gonna get her teeth cleaned or something?
11:01Oh, now, come on, McMahon.
11:02Don't make fun of her.
11:03You know she doesn't have any teeth.
11:05She's gonna have her gums buffed.
11:07And how much would Dr. Isaac Yankov charge for that?
11:10Buffing gums, that's ridiculous.
11:12How dare you?
11:13And, oh, my goodness, look at that tremendous suplex.
11:17Jean-Pierre Lafitte, an extraordinary athlete.
11:20There's one thing most people in the WWF fraternity
11:23do not like about Jean-Pierre,
11:25and they are casting aspersions,
11:27and right now, it's only a rumor,
11:28but there are a lot of things missing
11:30around the locker room as of late.
11:31Wait a minute, coming over, and down!
11:34Jean-Pierre Lafitte,
11:36from a family of some would say thieves, actually.
11:40Oh, come on, now.
11:41You must not glorify what a pirate really is.
11:43Well, I got my doubloons on him in this match.
11:46Pardon your doubloons?
11:47Yeah, my money on him.
11:49And look at that maneuver!
11:51Now, no question, Jean-Pierre Lafitte
11:53will take a risk for sure.
11:55Thus far, he continues to be undefeated
11:58here in the World Wrestling Federation.
12:00And I might add, Jerry Lawler,
12:01one of the 30 lumberjacks that will surround
12:04the squared circle this Sunday night
12:06in your house.
12:07And that's exactly what he'll do to Diesel
12:09when Diesel tries to run.
12:10That remains to be seen.
12:11By the way, ladies and gentlemen,
12:12the WWF Superstar line wide open.
12:14The number to dial 1-900-737 for WWF.
12:17It's $1.49 per minute.
12:19Billing does not begin, however,
12:20until you choose your option.
12:22And loads of options to choose from.
12:25By the way, Jim Ross' report.
12:27Look at this.
12:28Option number six.
12:29Ross is speculating on just who might fill
12:31the vacancy of the presidency
12:33since Jack Tunney has retired.
12:35And a great deal of speculation on that.
12:37Again, 900-737 for WWF.
12:40Oh, my goodness!
12:41Isn't everybody just about tired of presidents?
12:43What do you mean by that?
12:44How about trying to king for a while?
12:46I don't think so.
12:47Why not?
12:48And, uh, uh-oh.
12:49Look at this.
12:51Told you I had my money on him.
12:53Come on, Lafitte.
12:54Don't fail me now.
12:55I think I've heard that somewhere before.
12:57Up to the top rope, champion Lafitte.
13:00And third bow.
13:02The recipient of the cannonball,
13:04or lock cannonball, if you would.
13:05Count up two and make it three.
13:07Victorious Jean-Pierre Lafitte
13:09continues his winning ways in single competition.
13:11By the way, speaking of winning ways in single competition,
13:13that would take us to Fatu,
13:15recently returned to San Francisco,
13:17where he grew up.
13:18Everybody remembers just how great Fatu was
13:20as a tag team champion.
13:21Well, now he's gonna try to make it on his own.
13:23He wants to prove to everyone that,
13:25well, he and we all can make a difference.
13:27This is where it all started for me, Fatu.
13:29This is where I grew up right here,
13:31Sunnydale, California.
13:33My address, 57 Blaffdale.
13:35This was my playground where I used to hang out
13:37with all my little buddies,
13:38but as you can see now,
13:40it ain't there no more.
13:41My mama always told me,
13:43and I'll never forget this,
13:44she always told me,
13:46never forget who you are
13:47and never forget where you come from.
13:50Well, you know what?
13:51If my mama was here today,
13:52she'd be one proud lady,
13:54because I'm back home.
13:55This is where it all started.
13:57I'm gonna show you where I grew up.
13:59It wasn't no big palace.
14:00It wasn't no big house.
14:02This is the door here,
14:03this little place.
14:05It might be little,
14:06but it was home sweet home
14:07for me and my brothers.
14:09And remember,
14:10when I come to the wrestling ring,
14:11the WWF,
14:13I'm gonna make a difference myself,
14:15just like my mama told me.
14:16And remember,
14:17there ain't no hope with dope.
14:18And if you don't know,
14:19you better ask somebody.
14:21Make a difference.
14:28Well, it's pretty clear that Fatu
14:29doesn't need really anyone in his corner,
14:31but the way Jeff Jarrett obviously does,
14:33the roadie,
14:34you can bet that Double J
14:35and the rodeo will be right there
14:36when Double J,
14:37imagine if you would,
14:38actually sings for the very first time
14:40in your house this Sunday night.
14:42We're gonna have to have extra security.
14:44I can see it now.
14:45Thousands of female fans
14:46rushing at the stage,
14:48trying to get at Double J,
14:49trying to tear his expensive clothes.
14:51What do you mean?
14:52That's where rodeo have to keep them back.
14:54It's gonna be great.
14:55Nonetheless,
14:56certainly with his baby tonight,
14:58ladies and gentlemen,
14:59let's take one more look
15:00at Double J, Jeff Jarrett,
15:01singing in the video.
15:20Spend my days working hard on the go
15:23Put the hands on the clock
15:25Keep spinning too slow
15:27I can't wait to be alone
15:29with my baby tonight
15:33You know my baby's got me
15:35wrapped around her little finger
15:37Cause she knows that I will walk to hell
15:39and back to be with her
15:41I can't wait to be alone
15:43with my baby tonight
15:48Turn the lights off,
15:49pop the door
15:51We'll leave all the worries
15:53of the world behind
15:55Hold me in your arms
15:56never let me go
15:58Maybe it's true
15:59I've got a one-track mind
16:01But it's hard to concentrate
16:03around a girl like mine
16:05I can't wait to be alone
16:07with my baby tonight
16:26Turn the lights off,
16:28pop the door
16:30We'll leave every worry
16:31and the world behind
16:33Hold me in your arms
16:35never let me go
16:37I'm the kind of guy
16:38who likes to get things right
16:40So you won't find me complaining
16:42if it takes all night
16:44I can't wait to be alone
16:46with my baby tonight
16:51Maybe what we're doing
16:53might be wrong
16:55How in the world
16:56could we be wrong?
16:58Never knew that love
17:00could take so long
17:02Never knew that love
17:03couldn't take so long
17:08Well I wake up in her arms
17:10with the sunlight
17:11peeking through the curtains
17:12of her room
17:13And there's just one thing
17:14I'm thinking
17:15I can't wait to be alone
17:17with my baby tonight
17:20Don't you know
17:21I'm in my mind
17:22when I think about
17:23being with my baby tonight
17:29Night, night, night, night
17:40Turn the lights off,
17:41pop the door
17:43We'll leave every worry
17:44and this world behind
17:47Hold me in your arms
17:48never let me go
17:50I wake up in her arms
17:51with the sunlight
17:53peeking through the curtains
17:54of her room
17:55And I swear that
17:56all I'm thinking is
17:57I can't wait to be alone
17:59with my baby tonight
18:02You know that
18:03I'm in my mind
18:04when I think about
18:06being with my baby tonight
18:08I can't wait to be alone
18:10with my
18:11Can you hear me?
18:12I can't wait to be alone
18:13Lord, you know
18:14I can't wait
18:15I can't wait to be alone
18:18with my baby tonight
18:22I can't wait to be alone
18:24with my
18:25Can you hear me?
18:26I can't wait to be alone
18:28Lord, I can't wait
18:29I can't wait to be alone
18:31with my baby tonight
18:32There he is.
18:33The eyes of the world
18:34and especially the world
18:35of country music
18:36are gonna be on Double J
18:37this Sunday night
18:38as he sings live
18:39in your house.
18:40Stage fright, stage fright,
18:41stage fright.
18:42No, what?
18:43Stay tuned.
18:44John Michaels
18:46We're back.
18:47IRS to meet Shawn Michaels.
18:48What a matchup.
18:49This is gonna be king.
18:50By the way,
18:51IRS was seen reading
18:52an advanced copy
18:53of Martin Gross' new book
18:54The Tax Racket.
18:55Government extortion
18:56from A to Z.
18:57Martin Gross wants
18:58to abolish the IRS
18:59and here comes a man
19:00that can get it all started.
19:02Shawn Michaels.
19:03No way would IRS
19:05be reading such garbage.
19:06And the one man
19:07that will not be able
19:08to abolish the IRS
19:09is this man right here.
19:10Shawn Michaels,
19:11Mr. Charisma.
19:14That's indeed on his way
19:15to electrify this capacity crowd
19:17as only he can.
19:19Remember,
19:20Shawn Michaels,
19:21ladies and gentlemen,
19:22several weeks ago,
19:24dancing on the tables,
19:26goading Double J
19:27into the title match,
19:28which happens this Sunday.
19:29And listen to this king.
19:33I can't hear him.
19:34Big deal.
19:35Last time we saw him,
19:36he was dancing on the tables.
19:37Tonight,
19:38IRS will have him
19:39bouncing off the wall.
19:40Yeah, that remains
19:41to be seen.
19:42I wonder whether or not
19:43Double J can command
19:44this kind of performance,
19:45this kind of reaction
19:46from the capacity crowd.
19:47It'll be on hand
19:48at the Nashville Municipal Auditorium.
19:50Double J,
19:51ladies and gentlemen,
19:52returning to his hometown
19:54where, indeed,
19:55he can make
19:56an unbelievable accounting
19:57of himself
19:58or he could witness
19:59his worst nightmare.
20:01What do you mean by that?
20:03Well, look,
20:04what if the roadie's not ready
20:05to face the 1, 2, 3 kid?
20:07What if the roadie's too busy
20:08like separating the M&Ms?
20:10And what if...
20:11Yeah, what if roadie loses?
20:12What if Double J
20:13coughs up the Intercontinental title
20:15to that man right there,
20:16two-time former
20:17Intercontinental Champion
20:18Shawn Michaels?
20:19And what about
20:20the stage fright
20:21that you just might see
20:22from Double J
20:23as he attempts to sing live?
20:24I'm sure he'd rather do
20:25a duet with Boxcar Willie,
20:26but you can bet
20:27Double J has no gun skill,
20:29Albo.
20:30We're gonna find out for sure
20:31as he sings live
20:32this Sunday night.
20:33Yeah, and I can't wait,
20:34McMahon.
20:35I can't wait for you
20:36to have to eat your words.
20:37You already had to do it once
20:38when you saw that video.
20:39But when you see him live,
20:40it's gonna be unbelievable.
20:41All the doubters,
20:42all his detractors,
20:43they'll be amazed.
20:44I mean, he's...
20:45He's a modern-day Elvis, McMahon.
20:47And it takes a king
20:48to know a king.
20:49Yes, of course.
20:50And that remains to be seen.
20:51And I could very well
20:52be eating my words
20:53along with everyone.
20:54You're right.
20:55Double J has surprised everyone.
20:56And look at this!
20:57Ha, ha, ha!
20:58Shawn Michaels.
20:59There's only one in the book
21:00like this, man.
21:01Yeah.
21:02Now, watch this.
21:03IRS,
21:04I predict,
21:05products say,
21:06IRS is gonna make a mistake.
21:07Obviously, this man,
21:08Shawn Michaels,
21:09a master
21:10when it comes to psychology
21:11in the ring.
21:12I'm just thinking,
21:13Shawn Michaels
21:14against Double J.
21:15I mean, there is
21:16a battle of egos
21:17of mammoth proportions.
21:18That's not right.
21:19Shawn Michaels thinks he's great.
21:20Double J knows he is.
21:21All right.
21:22Really.
21:23Double J
21:24against Shawn Michaels.
21:25Two great competitors
21:26in there.
21:27But I believe
21:28Double J's gonna be distracted.
21:29He's just got too much
21:30going for himself, I think.
21:31Can he handle the pressure?
21:32All the pressure
21:33is on Double J.
21:34Little, if any of it,
21:35is on Shawn Michaels.
21:36Uh-oh.
21:37This is the night
21:38of Double J's life,
21:39and he will rise
21:40to the occasion.
21:41And
21:42IRS
21:43quickly going in a row.
21:46And Shawn Michaels,
21:47thus far,
21:48pretty much
21:49controlling the matchup.
21:51So important,
21:52the tempo of the match.
21:53Will we see Shawn Michaels
21:54type of a match
21:55against Double J
21:56or will Double J
21:57control things?
21:58Double J will control things.
21:59He's a control freak,
22:00Double J is.
22:01Why do you say that, McMahon?
22:02Just because he
22:03produced his own
22:04CD
22:05and his own video
22:06and because he has the roadie
22:07make sure that everything's
22:08gonna be perfect
22:09for his upcoming concert.
22:10Is that right?
22:11Oh, he is meticulous,
22:12that's for sure.
22:13And Irwin,
22:14as you can see here,
22:15does not like this Irwin chant
22:16at all.
22:17Irwin, one of the lumberjacks
22:18surrounding the squared circle,
22:19one of the 30
22:20in the matchup.
22:21And so will Shawn Michaels
22:22after Michaels becomes
22:23the Intercontinental Champion.
22:24Yes, both men
22:25will be around
22:26the ring.
22:27Oh, my dear, Paul.
22:28Come on, Ralph.
22:29How can you help it?
22:30Look at all that long
22:31string of hair.
22:32It's everywhere.
22:33Well, Michaels
22:34does not like that.
22:35He's the eye of...
22:36Wow, look at this!
22:37Already by Shawn Michaels
22:38on the outside of the ring.
22:39A series of them now.
22:40Michaels with the I.R.F.'s
22:41and now the tie.
22:43Coming in sort of handy,
22:44if you like.
22:45Uh-oh.
22:46Look at this.
22:47I.R.F.'s against
22:48Shawn Michaels.
22:49Irwin.
22:50Off the rope.
22:51No one's just...
22:52Oh!
22:53Oh, not fair!
22:54Come on, referee!
22:55Shawn Michaels
22:56keeping I.R.F.'s all tied up,
22:57so to speak.
22:58Michaels right back in now
22:59and with a clothesline
23:00of hard right hand,
23:01rather.
23:02And a cover!
23:03One, two, and...
23:04No, can't quite put him away.
23:05Michaels now.
23:06Taking I.R.F.'s right back down
23:08to the canvas
23:09on the count of two
23:10and look out!
23:11Got him, got him, got him!
23:12No, no, not even close.
23:13Shawn Michaels,
23:14a man who will, uh,
23:15take a risk now and then,
23:16so to speak.
23:17Unbelievable athleticism
23:18possessed by Shawn Michaels.
23:20All that athleticism
23:21almost came to a brusque halt
23:23thanks to Psycho Sid.
23:24Everybody remembers
23:25months ago,
23:26it was questionable
23:27as to whether or not
23:28Michaels would return to action
23:29and if he did,
23:30in what condition.
23:31Off the rope,
23:32no doubt, goes I.R.F.'s.
23:33Shawn Michaels,
23:34over the Taxman
23:35from the far side
23:36and nice!
23:37Hit and tossed by Michaels,
23:38followed up with a dropkick!
23:39Michaels on fire,
23:40a cover,
23:41one, two, and...
23:42A kick out by the Taxman.
23:43All right,
23:44looking right back down
23:45to the canvas, though.
23:46Milo, cover,
23:47two, and...
23:48And here it falls
23:49all over the place.
23:50Don't worry about it,
23:51McMahon,
23:52this match is far from over.
23:53I'm just sitting here
23:54thinking, you know,
23:55this could start a long
23:56losing streak for Michaels.
23:57What do you mean?
23:58He loses here to I.R.F.,
23:59then loses this Sunday
24:00to Double J.
24:01Boy, he'll really be down
24:02in a minute.
24:03That remains to be seen.
24:04Certainly watching this event,
24:05ladies and gentlemen,
24:06back in the locker room area
24:07as WWF champion,
24:08Big Daddy Cole Diesel,
24:09whom we will hear from
24:10later on,
24:11and...
24:12Oh, no!
24:13Too much momentum!
24:14Michaels tried to grab
24:15the rope,
24:16he couldn't over the top,
24:17and that could be
24:18the end of this match.
24:19That's right,
24:20he's dumped,
24:21just like Double J
24:22is gonna dump him
24:23this Sunday night.
24:24Hey, look at the back!
24:25Here comes Sid!
24:26What?
24:27Well, no,
24:28it's not Sid right now,
24:29but I can assure you,
24:30Sid's gonna come out here.
24:31He told me earlier tonight,
24:32he is gonna come out here.
24:34Well, you can bet
24:35all the members
24:36of the Million Dollar Corporation
24:37oh, my goodness,
24:38are watching this!
24:39And they like what they see
24:40at the moment.
24:41Michaels trying to
24:42clear the cobwebs.
24:43Michaels trying to get back
24:44into the ring
24:45before the count.
24:46Hey, wait a minute,
24:47there's the champion,
24:48there's D-
24:49Diesel, I just saw
24:50he just stuck his head
24:51through the door there.
24:52Diesel is looking on.
24:53Yes.
24:54We will have an interview
24:55with the WWF champion
24:56later on,
24:57and right now,
24:58you can bet he does not
24:59like what he sees.
25:00I mean,
25:01he's a lumberjack here,
25:02if you know what I mean.
25:03IRS now.
25:04Uh-oh, look at this.
25:05Come on,
25:06he just touched the ref
25:07and then hammered
25:08Shawn Michaels.
25:09Just kind of moved him
25:10out of the way there
25:11a little bit.
25:12Yeah, right.
25:13Shawn Michaels.
25:14I can see it now.
25:15That's the way
25:16Shawn Michaels is gonna be
25:17laying in the ring
25:18after Double J finishes with him.
25:19And then the concert starts.
25:20Shoulder block
25:21actually done by Shawn Michaels.
25:22Michaels over the top,
25:23hooks the hips in,
25:24trying to get IRS down.
25:25He does not,
25:26and he almost got him.
25:27Almost.
25:28Very, very close.
25:29Headbutt to the midsection.
25:30That was a clever maneuver
25:31on the part of IRS.
25:32And yes,
25:33Ted DiBiase likes it as well.
25:34But will DiBiase like it
25:35when he sees
25:36Psycho Sid
25:37surrounded by 30 individuals
25:38in the Lumberjack matchup?
25:39More on that later on.
25:40Right now,
25:41IRS is really taking it
25:42to Shawn Michaels.
25:43But Michaels has proven
25:44many times before,
25:45many times,
25:46that he can withstand
25:47a tremendous pounding
25:48and still come right back.
25:49Unbelievable resilience
25:50from Shawn Michaels.
25:51And now,
25:52he's got him.
25:53He's got him.
25:54He's got him.
25:55He's got him.
25:56He's got him.
25:57He's got him.
25:58Unbelievable resilience
25:59from Shawn Michaels.
26:00He's been pummeled
26:01by the best,
26:02and he keeps coming
26:03right back
26:04in your face.
26:05I can't believe
26:06this referee
26:07would actually
26:08accuse the tax man
26:09of cheating here.
26:10Yeah, right.
26:11He knows every loophole
26:12in the book,
26:13and yet,
26:14DiBiase's saying,
26:15no, that's me
26:16shaking the rope.
26:17Yeah.
26:18Sure.
26:19One lies,
26:20and the other one
26:21swears to it.
26:22Man, yeah,
26:23the ref just called
26:24him over the hip.
26:25Nicely done.
26:26Michaels down.
26:27Oh, so very close.
26:29And look at this now.
26:30Make sure it's out of choke, ref.
26:32Check it out.
26:33IRS pouring it on.
26:35Shawn Michaels
26:36has to get it together here.
26:37Michaels.
26:38You may hear
26:39Shawn Michaels singing
26:40here in a minute.
26:41I give up.
26:42That remains to be seen.
26:43Michaels with his capacity
26:45crabbed very,
26:46very much behind him.
26:48Michaels on his feet.
26:50Michaels now.
26:51Right back down.
26:52I can't believe this.
26:53Stay with us.
26:55We're back,
26:56and the match continues.
26:57Yes.
26:58Irwin R. Shyster
26:59trying to sap the strength
27:00of Shawn Michaels
27:01and doing a pretty good job
27:02of it during the break.
27:03It's working.
27:04Two solid minutes
27:05or more now.
27:06He's held him in this hold.
27:07Look at the look on his face.
27:08Shawn Michaels
27:09trying to make
27:10an offensive maneuver.
27:12The sweat
27:13profusely pouring off
27:14the face of
27:15Irwin R. Shyster
27:16and Michaels
27:17back to his feet.
27:18You just can't
27:19keep this man down.
27:20Elbow to his ribs
27:21and oh, look at that.
27:22A hard right hand
27:23by IRS.
27:24A scoop
27:25and that'll put him down.
27:26But will it keep him down?
27:28It just can't keep
27:29Shawn Michaels down
27:30no matter what you do.
27:31He just keeps coming back.
27:32Wait a minute.
27:33I think IRS thinks
27:34it's time to conclude
27:35this moment.
27:36And Irwin R. going up
27:37to the top rope
27:38and oh, yes!
27:39Tremendous maneuver
27:40and Shawn Michaels
27:41was playing possum.
27:43Don't you just hate it, King,
27:44when you see someone
27:45stick their foot
27:46in their mouth?
27:47Oh, very funny.
27:48Don't remind me of Bret Hart.
27:49But speaking of Bret Hart,
27:50I'm gonna tell you this.
27:51My dentist,
27:52Isaac Yankum,
27:53has got something
27:54in store for him.
27:55When he gets through
27:56with Bret Hart,
27:57his teeth will be like
27:58the Ten Commandments.
27:59What do you mean by that?
28:00All broken.
28:02Here comes Irwin.
28:03Oh, wait a minute.
28:04Here comes Shawn Michaels
28:05up like a hard right hand.
28:06Michaels pulling it on.
28:07Shawn Michaels
28:08hammering away
28:09on Irwin R. Shyster.
28:10Now sets him up
28:11for the ride.
28:12Yes, to the buckle.
28:13Look out.
28:14Here comes a hard right kick.
28:15Tremendous maneuver.
28:16Go on.
28:17Wait, here comes Sid.
28:18Wait, no.
28:19No, he's not.
28:20Shawn Michaels
28:21to Eddie Jensen
28:22with going out.
28:23Look at that.
28:24One fell swoop
28:25to the top and then down.
28:26Cover up, man.
28:27One, two,
28:28and he got him.
28:29No, he didn't.
28:30He did not get him.
28:31Resiliency on the part.
28:32Oh, here comes
28:33a super kick.
28:34Look out here.
28:35No, he missed one.
28:36Oh.
28:37And IRS right back
28:38with a clothesline.
28:39A necktie of his own,
28:40if you would.
28:41Double J's gotta be loving this.
28:42That could be it
28:43for the Heartbreak Kid.
28:44You can bet Double J,
28:45or for that matter,
28:46the road,
28:47he would be certainly
28:48taking notes.
28:49I'm not too sure Double J
28:50would be.
28:51He should be.
28:52Oh.
28:53Nice maneuver
28:54by Shawn Michaels.
28:55Unbuckle.
28:56He nailed him.
28:57He nailed him.
28:58One, two,
28:59and he got him.
29:00He got him.
29:01And if that happens
29:02to Double J,
29:03and Michaels can connect
29:04with that foot,
29:05you can bet that Double J
29:06is gonna be singing
29:07through a straw.
29:08Very funny.
29:09Oh, look at these jerks.
29:10They love it.
29:11Shawn Michaels,
29:12unquestionably
29:13the most charismatic
29:14individual
29:15in all of the WWF,
29:17and that's saying something.
29:19Can Michaels repeat?
29:21Can he defeat Double J
29:22this Sunday?
29:23No way, McMahon.
29:24Double J's already
29:25a three-time
29:26Intercontinental Champion,
29:27and he is not gonna let
29:28Shawn Michaels be his equal.
29:30The pressure is on Double J.
29:32The road,
29:33he might lose his match
29:34to the one, two, three kid.
29:35Double J may cough up
29:36the Intercontinental title
29:37to that man,
29:38and who knows?
29:39Double J could be besieged
29:40by a stage fright.
29:41He won't even be able
29:42to sing live.
29:43Who knows
29:44what's gonna happen?
29:45Yeah, the crowd might
29:46jump over the moon,
29:47too, McMahon.
29:48And even that could happen
29:49here in the World Wrestling
29:50Federation.
29:51Yes, it's the WWF
29:52on pay-per-view,
29:53as only the World
29:54Wrestling Federation
29:55can bring you
29:56this Sunday night.
29:58Oh, yeah.
29:59Double biceps,
30:00and speaking of a man
30:01who's a great deal
30:02of muscularity...
30:03Not the density.
30:04Barry, where are you?
30:07Whoa!
30:08Hey, thanks a lot, guys.
30:09You know, Shawn Michaels
30:10is not only breaking hearts
30:11all over this arena,
30:12he's breaking them
30:13all over the world.
30:14And he can break yours
30:15every night of the week.
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30:33And guess what, guys?
30:34Also available tonight
30:35is this Razor Cone T-shirt.
30:36Back to you guys
30:37on ringside.
30:38Hey, I can dig
30:39those glasses.
30:40I'm looking for one
30:41of Dr. Isaac Yankum's
30:42cards to give to that
30:43young lady after
30:44Shawn Michaels kissed her.
30:45Gonna need some work
30:46on that mouth.
30:47Still to come here
30:48tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
30:49more WWF action
30:50plus an interview
30:51with the WWF champion
30:52Big Daddy Cool Diesel
30:53and all his lumberjacks.
30:54Yeah, Psycho Sid
30:55is gonna prove
30:56that he's not a coward.
31:03Their first battle
31:04can only be described
31:05as classic.
31:07Ever since then,
31:08Hakushi has haunted
31:09the Hitman,
31:10interfering in matches
31:12and causing Bret defeat.
31:14Now, they meet again.
31:16Can Bret exercise
31:17the ghost of the White Angel?
31:19Or will Hakushi
31:20wear the halo of victory?
31:22Find out next week
31:24on Monday Night Raw.
31:26What a matchup next week.
31:27Come on, McMahon.
31:28I think you've got
31:29a mental block
31:30about the dental doc.
31:31Tell him who's coming up.
31:32Well, I don't like this guy
31:33and he's certainly not approved
31:34by the American Dental Association.
31:35I can tell you that.
31:36Here's Jerry the King Lawler's
31:37neighborhood dentist.
31:39It looks bad.
31:42It looks real bad.
31:46It's abscessed.
31:50I'm gonna have to pull it.
31:53I only wish this were Bret
31:56the Hitman Hart.
31:57I wish this were you, Bret Hart,
31:59right here in this chair.
32:00But it's not gonna be you
32:01in a chair.
32:02It's gonna be you
32:03in the ring
32:04with Isaac Yankovsky.
32:07I can't wait.
32:08He's gonna extract
32:10each and every one of you.
32:13I got it.
32:16Take a look at that, Hitman.
32:18Every molar, every incisor,
32:21every bicuspid,
32:22he's gonna take from your mouth
32:24one by one.
32:25But not like this.
32:26He's gonna do it with his fist.
32:28And then you, Hitman,
32:30and your old man, Stu,
32:31can gum your food together.
32:33It's gonna be so great.
32:37How you doing, kid?
32:41Oh, look at that.
32:44This is an outrage.
32:45What kind of a dentist
32:46has decayed teeth
32:47and has you sitting there
32:48while he's working
32:49on his patients?
32:50You as a dental assistant?
32:51Give me a break.
32:52Come on, I told you,
32:53Yankov is a close personal
32:54friend of mine.
32:55I've known him for a long time.
32:56He used to be in the Marines.
32:57He was a drill sergeant.
32:59And then he became
33:01a superstar wrestler
33:02under an assumed name.
33:03And then from there,
33:04he went into dentistry.
33:05And what a sacrifice.
33:06I gotta admit,
33:07the first time I saw him,
33:08I had second thoughts,
33:09but, you know,
33:10the teeth like that,
33:11that's a sacrifice
33:12that he's made
33:13to show all his patients
33:15what could happen
33:16to your teeth
33:17if you don't take care of them.
33:18Oh, please.
33:19That's right.
33:20Rhett, the Hitman,
33:21all right,
33:22you wonder if the Hitman's
33:23like everyone else,
33:24showing a little bit
33:25of trepidation
33:26about going to the dentist
33:27office these days.
33:28Yeah, he's scared of the dentist.
33:29Go ahead and admit it.
33:30I already had to have
33:31a sedative just to sit
33:32in the waiting room.
33:33Wouldn't be afraid
33:34of that dentist.
33:35Well, I'm not.
33:36Come on, now.
33:37Squaring off against
33:38his opponent, Billy Mac,
33:39and Billy Mac quickly
33:40down to the canvas,
33:41comma,
33:42one of the 30 Lumberjacks
33:43surrounding the squared circle.
33:44And the Lumberjack
33:45main event,
33:46the first time ever
33:47on pay-per-view,
33:48ladies and gentlemen,
33:49the WWF title
33:50up for grabs
33:51Lumberjack style.
33:52And how about that,
33:53taken down by
33:54the Supreme Fighting Machine.
33:55I like it.
33:56Yeah.
33:57You know,
33:58Yankov just got
33:59an x-ray machine.
34:00Beg your pardon?
34:01Before that,
34:02he had to go in
34:03on a sunny day
34:04and stand in front
34:05of the window.
34:06Standing with
34:07the modern-day
34:08Kamikaze Hakushi.
34:09It will be a dual effort
34:10in an attempt
34:11to defeat
34:12the Hitman Bret Hart
34:13and will that goofy
34:14Dr. Isaac Yankov
34:15DDS show up.
34:16Don't call him Yankov.
34:17It's Yankov.
34:18Yeah.
34:19Wait a minute now.
34:20To the top.
34:21Look at this idiot.
34:22And a drop kick.
34:23Nicely done.
34:24And comma
34:25must be embarrassed
34:26by that.
34:27A hard right-hand
34:28follow-up.
34:29Billy Mac pouring it on.
34:30Will we see an upset here?
34:31Much like we saw with-
34:32I know where you're
34:33going with that,
34:34McMahon.
34:35A once-in-a-lifetime
34:36victory
34:37for Barry Horowitz
34:38or should I say
34:39horrible wits.
34:40He wins one match,
34:41he thinks he's going to
34:42go visit the president
34:43or something.
34:44Hey, wait a minute.
34:45At least he had a victory.
34:46The first one ever
34:47at Joe's Perseverance
34:48can pay off.
34:49And comma now
34:50with Billy Mac
34:51just pouring it on.
34:52Look at this.
34:53Comma.
34:54Wow.
34:55All over.
34:56Tremendous uppercut
34:57and comma
34:58represented by-
34:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:00Whoa.
35:01Fourth down.
35:02Better punt.
35:03Oh, please.
35:04And now we have
35:05Ted DiBiase
35:06and Brock on his way
35:07this Sunday night
35:08to represent
35:09Psycho Sid
35:10who could be the next
35:11WWF champion.
35:12Look at this.
35:13And again,
35:14dominating this matchup
35:15the Supreme Fighting Machine.
35:16By the way,
35:17Ted DiBiase
35:18trying to worm his way in
35:19so we are told
35:20to the upcoming
35:21Miss America pageant.
35:22Oh, the Miss America pageant.
35:23You know what?
35:24That thing's going to be
35:25X-rated.
35:26What are you talking about
35:27X-rated?
35:28What?
35:29I mean they're-
35:30Two and a count of three.
35:31They're going to have their-
35:32Take off their swimsuits
35:33and print it in the paper.
35:34What did you read?
35:35In USA Today
35:36the exact words were
35:37Miss America wants
35:38swimsuits dropped.
35:40That's not what she meant.
35:43Kama
35:44out about the ringside area
35:45and he's over
35:46a-ranging
35:47some of the
35:48Undertaker's fans.
35:49Look at this.
35:50Kama wouldn't do this
35:51if the Undertaker
35:52were present.
35:53Oh, yes.
35:54He would.
35:55He'd do that to the Undertaker.
35:56Yeah, sure he will.
35:57By the way,
35:58stand by.
35:59WWF champion D-Zone.
36:00Scheduled for a special interview
36:01along with his lumberjack
36:02there could very well be
36:03a confrontation
36:04with Psycho Sid.
36:05Stay with us.
36:07Ladies and gentlemen
36:08would you please welcome
36:09the man
36:10who will defend
36:12this Sunday night
36:13in the lumberjack match
36:15the World Wrestling
36:16Federation Championship.
36:18Here he comes.
36:20Here comes
36:21Big Daddy Krul.
36:23Here comes
36:25D-Zone.
36:29Wow.
36:31Listen to this reception.
36:32I haven't heard
36:33a reception like this
36:34since I became king.
36:36But I'll tell you what
36:37you people better enjoy it
36:39and most of all
36:40D-Zone better enjoy it
36:41because he's walking
36:42the aisle for the last time
36:44with that belt in his hand.
36:45I can tell you
36:46that Sunday
36:47the trap is set
36:48in your house.
36:50The trap will be sprung
36:51because Psycho Sid
36:53has done such a great job
36:54of making D-Zone think
36:56that he's afraid of him.
36:57And in your house
36:59the truth
37:00will be revealed.
37:02And the truth
37:03will set you free.
37:04But there is no freedom
37:05this Sunday
37:06and in your house
37:07because
37:08whoa
37:09there will be
37:1030 lumberjacks
37:11surrounding the ring.
37:13Nowhere to run
37:14D-Zone.
37:15Nowhere to hide.
37:16You're gonna have to face
37:17Sid
37:18eye to eye.
37:21Is he the champion?
37:22Everybody thinks he is.
37:24Riding on D-Zone power.
37:30But will that reign
37:31come to an end
37:33this coming Sunday night?
37:35Whoa.
37:36I can't believe it.
37:37McMahon had the guts
37:38like Jay Leno
37:39to ask the big question.
37:41But let me answer it
37:42for you D-Zone.
37:43Let me tell everybody.
37:44Yes.
37:45It will come to an end
37:46this Sunday night.
37:47Admit it.
37:49What'd he say?
37:51Frank Perdue
37:52and Ted DiBiase.
37:54And the answer is
37:55err.
37:57Now they're both
37:58surrounded by big chickens.
38:06I think
38:07Psycho Sid
38:08would take exception
38:09to that remark.
38:10Better believe it.
38:11I think he is the exception
38:12to that remark.
38:15Anyway.
38:16Everybody knows
38:18that
38:19Sid has went out
38:20along with the Million Dollar Man
38:22and has bought himself
38:24a bunch of friends
38:26that he's gonna take
38:27around the ring
38:28and put Big Daddy Cool
38:30and in your house.
38:32Bought him?
38:33By the way
38:34I might add
38:35the best friends
38:36money can buy.
38:38Well you know Vince
38:40everybody knows
38:41you can't buy friends.
38:43Now myself
38:45I got some friends too.
38:47But I'll come to that later.
38:49If you want a friend
38:50you have to buy a dog.
38:51Seems to me
38:52you got a lot of friends
38:53right here tonight.
38:54Right.
38:55Look at these morons.
38:58Put them around the ring.
39:00And they're surrounding
39:01the ring too.
39:05How about it?
39:06Will you be there
39:07around the ring
39:08in the Lumberjack match?
39:11Good luck
39:12you idiots
39:13on keeping Sid in the ring.
39:17The beauty of this is
39:19Sid cannot run
39:21and can't hide
39:23in Nashville
39:24this Sunday night
39:26once and for all.
39:28Either Sid's gonna become
39:29the champion
39:30ain't gonna happen.
39:37Or America's gonna watch
39:39Psycho Sid
39:41get jackknifed
39:43and say goodbye
39:44to his career.
39:48I don't think so.
39:54Now my friends
39:55now I'm gonna do a little
39:56Don Pardo
39:57impersonation
39:59and have my friends
40:00come on down.
40:04That didn't sound anything
40:05like Don Pardo.
40:06Big Daddy Cool and his friends
40:07coming on down.
40:09Oh no here they are.
40:10Bam Bam Bigelow
40:11the Beast from the East.
40:14Billy and Bark Gun
40:15the Smoking Guns.
40:16How many of them?
40:17There's
40:18there's Bark Bugs
40:19probably.
40:20One two three
40:21Kim.
40:22Who else is this?
40:24It's Adam Bomb.
40:26Savio Vega
40:27the Garbage Man.
40:29They're all here.
40:30And Shawn Michaels too.
40:43I'm telling you
40:44this doesn't look good
40:45for Psycho Sid.
40:48But what's not gonna look good
40:49for Diesel was when
40:50Sid gets out of here.
40:51He promised me
40:52come out here.
40:56Where is he?
41:01Lots of friends.
41:04Well well well.
41:11What's gonna happen
41:12he can't believe
41:13he's got 15 friends.
41:14If Psycho Sid is
41:15thrown over the top rope.
41:23Alright I'm Psycho Sid.
41:24Alright?
41:25You wish.
41:28I'm getting pounded
41:29by me
41:30Big Danny Cool.
41:33In your dreams.
41:35I stagger out
41:36and decide
41:37hey I've had enough
41:38as he has before.
41:41The Beast from the East
41:42Bam Bam Bigelow.
41:48If I'm Sid
41:49I knock his other tooth out.
41:50And Bamber
41:51what will you do to him?
41:53Oh Big Danny
41:54I'm gonna set
41:55Psycho
41:56on fire.
42:01Yeah.
42:02Sid will hit you so hard
42:03you'll have to go see
42:04Isaac Yankov.
42:05And now
42:06since he couldn't go that way
42:07he decides to stumble
42:08the other way.
42:10And runs into
42:11at this point
42:12the newly crowned
42:13Intercontinental Champion
42:14Shawn Michaels.
42:16What?
42:18I think Double J
42:19will have something
42:20to say.
42:26Oh how about a big
42:27Big Sean my good buddy
42:28what's gonna happen
42:30to Psycho Sid?
42:32Holy lumberjack
42:33matches
42:34Batman.
42:36It seems
42:37that your rowdy
42:38friends
42:39have not
42:40rowdied on
42:41down.
42:42And Psycho Sid
42:43you come a tumbling
42:44this way
42:45and
42:46oh
42:47a little chin music
42:48for the Psycho Sid
42:50How appropriate
42:51for Nashville
42:52a little chin music.
42:54Jim Carrey he ain't.
42:57Well we know
42:58Big Danny Cool
42:59beg your pardon
43:01that uh
43:02Psycho Sid
43:04and his lumberjacks
43:05we know
43:06that these words are not
43:07falling on deaf ears
43:08because
43:09behind door
43:10number one
43:11ladies and gentlemen
43:12is
43:13Psycho
43:14Sid.
43:15No hold on
43:16don't take a break now.
43:17Here comes Sid.
43:18Yeah.
43:19Here he comes.
43:20Now you're gonna see it.
43:21Now it's gonna happen.
43:22You're gonna see this man
43:23as you've never seen him before.
43:25You people think
43:26he's a coward.
43:27You people think
43:28he's chicken.
43:29You're all wrong
43:30and you're wrong Diesel.
43:31He's gonna walk
43:32right down that aisle.
43:33He's gonna get in the ring
43:34and he's gonna stand
43:35toe to toe
43:36face to face
43:37with you.
43:38Go ahead get
43:39wait a minute
43:40Sid
43:41he's so gutsy
43:42he's out there
43:43by himself.
43:44He doesn't have his
43:45lumberjacks with him.
43:46Where's the lumberjacks?
43:48Hang on.
43:49I'm gonna go get
43:50the lumberjacks myself.
43:51Hold on.
43:53You're gonna see it
43:54happen right here.
43:56Sid
43:57just come on in
43:58to the ring.
43:59Let's go eye to eye.
44:00Let's get one good look
44:01at each other
44:02before this Sunday night.
44:03Come on out.
44:04Look the man
44:05into the eye.
44:07Okay.
44:08I'm back.
44:09I got the lumberjacks.
44:10They're all out
44:11around the ring
44:12but wait a minute Sid.
44:13Wait a minute.
44:14You've proven your point.
44:15Don't listen to McMahon.
44:17Yeah.
44:18He could do it.
44:19That's right.
44:20But you don't have to do it
44:21right here.
44:22Wait till Sunday night now.
44:23Come on.
44:24Wait.
44:29Listen to these morons.
44:30Stop that chant.
44:32Don't let it get to you Sid.
44:36Listen to this McMahon.
44:37He's starting all this trouble.
44:38Sid's lumberjacks are all
44:39around the ring.
44:40There they are.
44:41Jacob and Eli Blue.
44:42Take a look at them.
44:43Tataka.
44:44They're all there
44:45but don't go in there Sid.
44:47You've proven to the world now
44:48that you're not afraid of him.
44:50Do it Sunday night.
44:52Do it in Nashville
44:54to give him the power bomb
44:56of his life.
44:57You'll re-injure that arm.
44:59That's right.
45:00You know you can do it.
45:01I know you can do it.
45:02You're showing all these people
45:03now you can do it
45:04but show Diesel Sunday night.
45:07That's right.
45:08Sunday night.
45:09First time ever in history
45:11on pay-per-view
45:12a lumberjack match
45:13and what about those
45:14lumberjacks Diesel?
45:15Huh?
45:16You gotta be thinking
45:17about those lumberjacks.
45:18Huh?
45:19What about them?
45:20There'll be no place to hide
45:22this Sunday night
45:24in your house
45:26Sid.
45:29He's not afraid.
45:30He's not trying to hide
45:31McMahon.
45:32With guys like
45:33Kama
45:34IRS
45:35Tataka
45:36King Kong Bundy
45:37around the ring.
45:38Huh?
45:39What about it Diesel?
45:40When Sid
45:41I'm not saying Diesel will run
45:42but when Sid picks him up
45:43with his head
45:44and throws him out of the ring
45:45Jacob and Eli Bluegravy
45:47or Henry Godwin
45:48or the Mantar
45:49they'll tear him to pieces.
45:51Huh?
45:52What are you gonna do then Diesel
45:53when Hunter Hearst Helmsley
45:54gets his hands on you
45:55or Jean-Pierre Lafitte
45:56or King Mabel?
45:58You're gonna see it happen
45:59Sunday night.
46:00The 30 Man Lumberjack Matchup
46:02at WWF Title
46:03on Ford Ramp
46:05this Sunday night
46:07in your house.
46:09Take a good look world.
46:10That's the last time
46:11you'll see Diesel
46:12as the champion.

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