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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name is Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek. Welcome back to One Foot in the Grave. This is a show that has proven
00:21very popular with viewers on the channel. And it is something that I am working towards
00:27trying to build up to a Christmas special. But of course, I'm having to really push myself
00:36in order to be able to do this. And so the plan, obviously today I'm doing a series one
00:43episode four, next month, there'll be series one episodes five and six, I'll do a double
00:49upload. But then I've still got to do series two. So the plan is I will record all six
00:56episodes of series two, release them on my Patreon that can be viewed early. But those
01:03ones won't get released until the new year on YouTube. And so I will have seen all the
01:10series two, but it means I can still do the Christmas special in December that that's
01:15why we're going with One Foot in the Grave. Like I said, I've really enjoyed this despite
01:19so many people saying it starts off a bit slow and gets better. If it's going to get
01:24better than what we've already seen, I'm down for it. This is series one episode four
01:28and this is called I'll Retire to Bedlam.
01:42Oh, daddy boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.
01:50You must be in a good mood.
01:52Sunday morning, what is it to be miserable about?
01:55You'll find something I'm sure.
02:01Sunday morning, the first day of a new week. I'm going to have a nice little potter about in the
02:07garden where the insanities of life can't possibly upset me. Even though woman's own is
02:13giving away a free gift pack of human organs with every issue this week. I'm not going to
02:17let it put my blood pressure up because life is too short.
02:23Can we have a little poll in the comment section? Do you classify Sunday as the beginning of a
02:30new week or the final day of the last week? Because for me the key word is weekend. So, you
02:37know, Saturday and Sunday it forms part of the weekend. Therefore Monday is the start of a new
02:43week. And wasn't it supposedly as well that, you know, from a religious standpoint, not that I'm
02:49religious or anything, but wasn't it supposedly the first six days was when God supposedly
02:56created the world. He rested on the seventh day, which would be Sunday, which is why that's
03:01always been like the Sabbath and the rest day really. Let's have a little poll in the comments
03:08whether you think Victor's right or wrong there.
03:13Are you coming to help me clear out the shed later?
03:15As soon as I've got the dinner on.
03:20Gorgeous. The sort of day that actually makes you glad you're alive.
03:25Oh God, I wish I was dead.
03:29Whose bloody bees are they?
03:31How do I know whose bees they are?
03:33What are they supposed to have? Little colors with their names and addresses printed on?
03:37There are millions of them. Where the hell do they come from?
03:41I don't know. Why do you keep asking me?
03:44Who else is there to ask in here?
03:46Hello, David Attenborough. I'm sorry to trouble you. Do you think you could answer a few questions for us?
03:51Oh, certainly.
03:53I know where they came from.
03:55Where?
03:56Mr. Parser, corner of Cocoa Street.
03:58Who?
03:59He was thinking of taking up beekeeping. I remember now.
04:02He hasn't done a very good job of it, has he?
04:04Based on the principle that the idea of beekeeping is to get some bees and keep them,
04:08not unleash them in the general public like the seven plagues of Egypt.
04:12Get off the lot of you. Go on, get away.
04:14You're my bloody shit. You get the bloody hell out of here.
04:19Well, that seems to have done the trick, doesn't it?
04:23Totally.
04:24Well, you've quite finished acting like a baby in a paddy.
04:27You're only getting yourself hot under the collar.
04:30Right.
04:34There's one getting in under the door there. Look, there he is.
04:38You little bastard. Come here, will you?
04:40Oh!
04:41I'm going to beat you. Don't think you are.
04:43It's only outside. I'm inside the shed.
04:45You piece of dead moss.
04:46Don't pick it up.
04:50All right?
04:52He looked like a bee from a distiller's.
05:01Who the hell's Mr. Parslow, anyway?
05:03He lives on the corner of Cocoa Street.
05:06It isn't even as if we can get a message out to anybody.
05:09Saying what?
05:12Saying what?
05:13What the hell do you think it would say? Send more bees?
05:16That would be a start.
05:19We could be in here for the rest of our lives.
05:21No.
05:23Mrs. Orford stares out of her bedroom window every half hour on a Sunday.
05:26She'll see them, knowing for help.
05:28We'll be out of here in no time.
05:31Three and a half hours.
05:34Hmm, hmm.
05:37Three and a half hours.
05:41If you're going to lie there saying three and a half hours all night,
05:45I'm sleeping in the spare roof.
05:46Three and a half hours.
05:52Three and a half hours of absolute death.
05:57If only the fire brigade arrived when they did.
05:59We could still be stuck there.
06:00Just be thankful it's all over.
06:03For now.
06:04Stop buzzing, noise.
06:05Look!
06:06Will you go to sleep?
06:08How can I go to sleep?
06:10Every time I nod off, I have this hideous dream
06:13that I'm imprisoned in a lunatic asylum with Arthur Askey singing outside the window.
06:18I've no idea who he is, so don't comment.
06:21What time is your eye clinic appointment tomorrow?
06:24Nine o'clock.
06:25Well, try and get some rest or you'll be irritable all day long.
06:29I'm always irritable all day long.
06:31I was about to say, what's his semester time?
06:39There were three Twix wrappers in the honeysuckle today.
06:42Three!
06:45Where do they all come from?
06:47Yobbos!
06:48The planet Twix?
06:53The star system flat lager can?
06:58Two thousand light ales from Earth?
07:01Every night I have to listen to this.
07:06And we're not stung to death while we're asleep.
07:09We're waking up covered in ash from that local cornfield.
07:12That bathroom windowsill was covered in it this morning.
07:15Covered in it!
07:17I want to burn something.
07:19I should burn the bloody Twix wrappers.
07:22For God's sake, Victor!
07:25Fifteen times I've read this sentence now!
07:29I sometimes think I should have lived in medieval times.
07:32People were much more considerate then.
07:34Yes.
07:35Really?
07:36And then you'd have spent all day wiping bits of Joan of Arc
07:39off the bathroom windowsill.
07:42For goodness sake, will you give over and stop moan, moan, moan, moan, moan?
07:48You know, Margaret, you ought to try and relax a bit.
07:51I'm very irritable these days.
07:54Your Uncle Brian was stung by a bee once when we were on holiday in Bude.
07:58Took it for an ink rubber.
08:00Terrible he was, without glasses.
08:02Do you see much of him these days?
08:04When I can.
08:05Of course, he hasn't really come to terms with his wife dying yet,
08:08that's the trouble.
08:09Riding around on his own on the back of that Tandon.
08:12Can't quite seem to adjust to anything.
08:14It is difficult, isn't it?
08:16Yeah, a little bit.
08:17How do you make a living?
08:18I don't know.
08:19I don't know.
08:20I don't know.
08:21I don't know.
08:22Yeah, a little bit.
08:23How do you reckon they got loose in the first place then?
08:25Well, they just did.
08:26We don't know.
08:27The man who owns them, Mr. Parslow, hasn't been seen for the last 24 hours.
08:31He's dead.
08:32Which is just as well,
08:33as Victor is planning to disembowel him with the potato jam.
08:38I don't know what it is, Iris,
08:40since he's stopped working.
08:43He's got so much more time to diddle about in.
08:46It's as if he's soaking up every hideous disaster
08:51and piece of misery in the world like a giant sponge.
08:55So, have you asked him yet about...
08:58Well, I was hoping to wait till he was in a good mood.
09:02Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.
09:03Make him die first.
09:06So, who is that guy?
09:08Is that their daughter?
09:10Or a friend?
09:12Or a niece?
09:14Or a nephew?
09:15Well, it can't be a nephew.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:17I'm very tired today.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Yeah.
09:21I mean, maybe it'll be explained by the end of the episode.
09:24But, yeah, at the moment, I'm wondering, who the hell is she?
09:33Excuse me.
09:34I'm sorry to trouble you again.
09:36There's been a bit of a mix-up.
09:38My wife brought me here at nine o'clock
09:41and to see the eye specialist
09:44and we went away about an hour ago.
09:47Didn't we?
09:49And then we did a bit of shopping and went home.
09:52And now, do you know, I think he's given me the wrong glasses.
09:56Oh, what makes you think that?
09:58Well, this isn't my wife, you see.
10:07I'm not his wife, you see.
10:09I think I've got the wrong glasses as well.
10:12Oh, dear, that is a bit of a mix-up, isn't it?
10:15I love it.
10:17If you want to take a seat over there, we'll try and sort it out for you.
10:22Nurse, have I got to wait here much longer?
10:25Stuck here with the Mr Magoo Appreciation Society?
10:29He's sat in this chair now since half-past eight.
10:32Yes, well, there's a lot of other patients besides you, Mr Meldrew.
10:35The doctor's doing his best.
10:38Can I have a look, please, Mr Jellyneck?
10:41No, a little bit longer, I think.
10:43Keep your eyes shut nice and tightly, that's it.
10:46The drops can take effect more quickly.
10:50I thought they were asleep.
10:53So what's your trouble, then?
10:56I think it might be a blocked blood vessel.
10:58I wasn't talking to you.
11:00A cataract, is it, or what?
11:02Well, they're not really sure yet.
11:05Not until I've done the tests.
11:08How's old Jack keeping these days?
11:11Did he get over that kidney infection?
11:13Oh, yes, yes.
11:16He had to have one of those tubes put inside him, didn't he?
11:20Oh, that's right.
11:22One of those tubes that go right in...
11:24Yes, yes, yes, I think we've all got the picture, thank you.
11:27Oh, but it's Jackseed.
11:28He's all right, but his Susan's had to go into hospital.
11:30She's got, er...
11:32You know...
11:34A woman's problem.
11:36That never sit down?
11:39My brother suffers with that.
11:41Kidney trouble always has done.
11:45They reckon he's got to have a tube put in now, you know.
11:49Oh, God.
11:51How big are those tubes?
11:53Oh, quite big.
11:55Oh, about this long, some of them.
11:57That's helpful.
11:59Get away.
12:04And they just push them right in, you know.
12:08They say it's like sliding a straw into a bottle of Coca-Cola.
12:14Good God above.
12:17Were you there that day his carbuncle broke in Queensway's Bedding Centre?
12:22Right, that's it.
12:24That's enough for me, I'm afraid.
12:26Carbuncles, kidneys, tubes.
12:28His insides must look like a map of the metropolitan life.
12:31Mr Meldrew, we've just got to pop some drops in first to open up your pupils.
12:37And here's your spectacle, sir.
12:39I'm sorry about that.
12:41It's Mr Parslow.
12:4317 Coca Street.
12:47Excuse me, I just forgot something.
12:51Thank you very much.
12:59I really do want to know one way or the other by tonight.
13:02I'll ring you later, I promise.
13:04Bye, love, bye.
13:07Have they got kids or not? I don't know.
13:10I can't remember if they've mentioned it or not.
13:18Oh, it's good morning.
13:20I'm very sorry to disturb you.
13:22I'm from BBC Look East, regional news programme.
13:25Yes.
13:26I'm sure you know there's quite an important by-election
13:28being held in this constituency on Thursday
13:30and we're just doing a short film report on the candidates
13:33as they go around canvassing from door to door.
13:35Yes.
13:39Oh, he would love to be there.
13:41Well, it looks as though they've forgotten about the three of us, then.
13:44Oh, no.
13:52Oh, no.
13:54Dude!
13:56You need your eyes tested.
13:59God, this stuff stings, doesn't it?
14:02Nurse, how much longer have I got to sit here like King Canute?
14:07Is that saying it's, like, seven o'clock?
14:10I said, excuse me?
14:12Yeah?
14:13Can I go in there now, please?
14:15Yes, I expect so.
14:17Oh, thank you very much.
14:19And I can open my eyes, can I?
14:22Yeah.
14:24Oh, terrific!
14:32Here.
14:34What?
14:36This chair. Shall I sit in it?
14:38Yeah.
14:44Can you see that red mark on the wall there?
14:46Ha!
14:48Hang on a minute.
14:51Yes. Yes, I can. Yes.
14:54I wonder what the hell it is.
14:56It won't come off with Ajax.
15:03OK, then, Mr Davidson, we're going again.
15:07All right, Mrs Meldrew?
15:10And...
15:12cue!
15:15And... cue!
15:23Good morning. How are you?
15:25My name is Vincent Davidson
15:27and I'm the candidate for the Monster Raving Loony Party...
15:30Of course! Of course!
15:32Oh, yes?
15:34As you may know, we're not entirely a frivolous organisation anymore.
15:36We do have a number of very clearly set out policies
15:39and I would ask you to consider the merits of a protest vote these days.
15:43Yes. Well, I don't think...
15:45Well, can I just leave you a copy of our manifesto?
15:47All right.
15:49It was nice talking to you, anyway.
15:51Yes, and you.
15:53Bye.
15:55Bye. Thank you.
15:57Terrific. That's all we need.
15:59Thank you very much indeed, Mrs Meldrew.
16:01Got it. That's lovely. Thanks.
16:03Is that OK?
16:05That was fine.
16:07Of course it's the Monster Raving Loony Party!
16:09For years, I literally thought
16:12that they were an absolute joke
16:14and that they didn't exist.
16:16I thought people were literally pulling my chain.
16:18So they've actually been going a hell of a lot longer
16:20than I thought.
16:22I thought this was only sort of coming about
16:24in the 2000s or so.
16:26So they've been going for, like,
16:28about 30-odd years at least.
16:30Bloody hell.
16:32Lots of luck, then.
16:34Bye.
16:36Actually, I was wondering if I could ask a quick favour.
16:38Yes?
16:40It's quite embarrassing, really.
16:42I wonder if I might use your loo?
16:44Oh, of course. It's up the stairs.
16:48One or two too many cups of tea this morning, I'm afraid.
16:50It's the purse down the right.
16:52Figured you wouldn't have said yes.
17:06Oh!
17:09Oh, he's going to say the B!
17:11He's going to say the B!
17:17Unbelievable.
17:19This country's medical system.
17:21It's me that's going mad.
17:23That would certainly explain it all.
17:25Yes, it's me.
17:27I can't completely gargle.
17:29Listen, mate.
17:31It's not you.
17:33You're the only sane one left,
17:35so don't you start cracking up, for God's sake.
17:38Yes.
17:40By the way,
17:42do you know there's another strange man in your house?
17:44Yeah.
17:46Strange man?
17:48Yeah, we know that.
17:50Victor?
17:52I love how she just knows it's...
17:54Oh, yeah, that's just Victor.
17:56Yes?
17:58Oh, Iris.
18:00No, I haven't asked him yet.
18:02Iris!
18:04Iris!
18:06I haven't asked him yet.
18:08Oh, God!
18:12Well,
18:14it's not exactly the best moment in the world.
18:20Was it my imagination
18:22or have they just started building
18:24the world's biggest subatomic particle accelerator
18:26to explain the very origins
18:28of the universe as we know it?
18:30Yes.
18:32Strange, then, that they can't produce a toilet roll
18:35in the same place on either side of the paper.
18:37Look at this.
18:39Abomination of modern technology.
18:41Try and tear it here
18:43and you're left with the other half hanging about there.
18:45You see, every time you do it,
18:47every time you tear it...
18:49Well, I've had enough of it, I can tell you.
18:51You're not going to start running that
18:53through my sewing machine again at this time, are you?
18:57Well, how else am I supposed...
18:59I don't believe these bloody rugs.
19:01How the hell do they keep moving across the floor?
19:03I don't know what to do. Oil the carpets.
19:05Every time I come into this room
19:07I have to move this mat back six inches.
19:09Well, don't, then.
19:11If I didn't, it would be halfway to Abergavenny by now.
19:13Abergavenny?
19:19Tell me trouble again.
19:21Insides are turning over all told.
19:23Butterflies in the stomach, I expect.
19:25Butterflies in the stomach,
19:27bees in the potting shed,
19:29loonies in the lavatory.
19:32I wonder what bounteous joys
19:34the rest of the week has in store.
19:36Bubonic plague,
19:38nest of scorpions in the hoover bag,
19:40late night shopping at Budgins.
19:44That'll be an improvement to your week.
19:46Young Iris called round this morning.
19:50I hope she didn't bring those two brats with her.
19:52Not this time.
19:54No, I gathered that. The house is still standing.
19:58She has to go to Dorset tomorrow
20:01for Ted in hospital.
20:03That's all the poor bloke needs.
20:05A visit from Iris and the children of the damned.
20:07They'll be cheered up by the Luftwaffe.
20:11Well, ordinarily
20:13she'd leave them in the local day nursery
20:15like she has in the past.
20:17But since that's been closed down...
20:25What did you say to her?
20:27It's just for one day, Victor.
20:29And she's promised that they'll be
20:31on their very best behaviour.
20:33Oh, no.
20:47I've told you.
20:49Take that off your uncle Victor's neck.
20:51You know his face shouldn't be that colour.
20:55It usually is.
20:59Are you sure you've got time to drop me off now?
21:01Don't be silly.
21:03The station's on the way to the shop
21:05and we've got bags of time.
21:07That guy, that 60 years old, that's a part of my collection.
21:09John.
21:15Dylan, I won't come back for you now.
21:17I'll leave you to stay here forever.
21:19You bloody won't.
21:21And stop doing that.
21:25I blame all these variety shows on the television.
21:28Yeah, that's the reason.
21:34Well...
21:46Well...
21:54No!
21:58Well, see you all this evening.
22:00And you two behave yourselves.
22:02They won't.
22:10Damn.
22:14Is the house still standing?
22:22I can't believe she goes out and leaves him to deal with them.
22:28Victor?
22:30Oh, you're back early.
22:32They had to close the road
22:34due to a jackknife near the air tanker
22:36so we shut at four.
22:38Where are they?
22:40I didn't expect the house to be so quiet.
22:42In the garden, are they?
22:44Dylan?
22:46Elliot?
22:48They're in the freezer.
22:52Elliot?
22:54Has he lost them?
22:56Where are they?
23:00Perhaps they're in the garage.
23:02Yes, perhaps they...
23:06Has he trapped all of the bees or something again?
23:08Or has he tied them up or something?
23:10I'm a bit worried now.
23:12Are you in there?
23:20Come out of there, you little tearaway.
23:26Leave them alone for a second.
23:28What would you do with them?
23:30It was only a game, Margaret,
23:32for goodness sake.
23:34You know what stickless children are
23:36for realism these days.
23:38They only call me a killjoy
23:40when I don't join in.
23:42Oh, don't come that pathetic act with me, Victor.
23:44I'm not in the mood.
23:46Talk about being married to W.C. Fields.
23:50I'm just speechless, that's all.
23:52Speechless.
23:55You could just sit there and...
23:57What is it, Victor?
23:59I think you'd better call an ambulance.
24:13Is it irritable bowel syndrome?
24:15Sorry?
24:17What did that doctor say that examined me?
24:19Didn't look too well himself.
24:21Well, he has been manning the fort
24:24and I expect he's exhausted.
24:26It doesn't exactly help your confidence though, does it?
24:28When someone nods off while they're listening to your heartbeat.
24:32Am I to stay over or what?
24:34Didn't they tell you?
24:36Didn't tell me anything.
24:38There was weight here, Mr. Meldrew.
24:40That's all you ever do in hospitals, isn't it?
24:42Weight, weight, weight.
24:44Yep.
24:46Don't worry.
24:48Just leave you lying around like a piece of haddock
24:50on a fish counter.
24:52Remove your appendix, Mr. Meldrew.
24:54How?
24:56Aren't you going to put me to sleep first?
24:58I'm just here to shave you.
25:00To do the other bits in the operating theatre.
25:02Now just lie back and relax.
25:04That's a lot of shaving for him.
25:16Just like being at the hairdressers, isn't it?
25:19Now you've come to mention it.
25:21No.
25:23Do you know what sort of hairdresser you go to?
25:35Yes.
25:41You've certainly come a long way in the last hundred years
25:43when you think of it.
25:45Yes.
25:49Men on the moon, eh?
25:51Yes.
25:53I was up there myself last week.
25:55What?
25:57What?
25:59Shocking, you know. Property prices up there now.
26:01Shocking.
26:03I'll tell you what.
26:05Three bedroom semi-detached
26:07I bought four years ago.
26:0930,000 lunar dollars.
26:1130,000!
26:13I don't think I'd want him
26:15near me with a razor
26:17It's something to do with the cost of the special heavy bricks
26:19because of the gravity.
26:21I don't understand it myself
26:23to be honest with you.
26:25What the hell has he been smoking?
26:31Mr Meldrew?
26:33Yes?
26:35Don't make any sudden moves
26:39and you'll be fine.
26:41No sudden moves.
26:43Now then, Mr Brocklebank
26:46if you'd just like to put down
26:48that razor for us
26:50Almost finished with him.
26:52Yes. You certainly have.
26:56And you've done a splendid job
26:58Mr Brocklebank.
27:00One of your best ever.
27:02But I think
27:04it's time you were getting a long
27:06home now, don't you?
27:08Nurse, can we get that organised
27:10for him please?
27:13Back with you in just a few minutes
27:15Mr Meldrew.
27:19What?
27:25I couldn't find the coffee machine.
27:27They seem to have moved it.
27:29The doctor said it's what he reckoned.
27:31There's nothing wrong. It's just stress.
27:33They're going to get an ambulance
27:35to take us home in a minute.
27:37Okay.
27:39That was a close shave, wasn't it?
27:41Ha ha ha
27:47Another five minutes they reckon, Victor
27:49and then we'll be off.
27:51How is it now?
27:53Still jippy?
27:55Jippy?
27:57I've had a gutful this week, Margaret. A gutful.
28:01This soup tastes like the stuff you spray on plants
28:03to make the leaves shine.
28:05Good evening.
28:07Hello.
28:10Will you be getting along to vote
28:12on Thursday at all? I hope so.
28:14Are you going to vote for me?
28:16Jolly good.
28:18Oh dear.
28:20You know that the National Health Service
28:22is safe in our hands. Nice to talk to you.
28:24Good evening to you,
28:26Sir Gerald Linklater.
28:28Can I ask, are you planning to vote
28:30on Thursday? I shall, yes.
28:32Goody good. I shall be voting
28:34for the monster-raiding loony party.
28:36Yes!
28:38The most sensible of all the major parties.
28:40That's a shame, Sir,
28:42that you should waste your vote like that
28:44on the, if I may say, crackpot element
28:46in this campaign. Yes, you're quite right.
28:48They should all be locked up, shouldn't they?
28:50Put away in homes to get their heads examined.
28:52Fortunately there's plenty of room
28:54because all those that really need help
28:56are chucked out into the street to live in tea chests.
28:58Call this a health service?
29:00Do you know how long I had to wait yesterday
29:02for a simple eye test?
29:04Thank you very much.
29:07I was brutally beaten up
29:09in my own living room this morning by two five-year-olds.
29:11Doctors say I may never play
29:13the comb and paper again.
29:15It's been an absolute joy chatting to you, Sir.
29:17Have you asked me if I'm going to vote for you?
29:19I'd sooner stick my head in a
29:21pan of boiling chip fat.
29:23Yes!
29:25I bid you good day
29:27to the dark side
29:29of the moon, my good man, and quickly to...
29:37Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes,
29:45are full of glens and glens
29:47are full of glens
29:49and glens
29:51Oh Danny boy,
29:53the pipes,
29:55are full of glens
29:57and glens
29:59Oh, is that the kids?
30:01Did they destroy it?
30:07Perhaps you should just have an early night tonight.
30:09You'll feel better in the morning.
30:11Willing!
30:13Yes, I expect I will.
30:15Good night then.
30:17Good night.
30:19Good night.
30:21Good night.
30:23Good night.
30:25Good night.
30:27Good night.
30:29Good night.
30:31Good night.
30:33Good night.
30:36Oh,
30:38if you should hear any
30:40sudden screams,
30:42it's just me smacking on some aftershave.
30:54Poor me, Victor.
30:56He's had a hell of a day, hasn't he?
30:58I say I'm on to someone, if I say the truth.
31:00I say I'm on to someone, if I say the truth.
31:02Oh,
31:04that
31:06was
31:08another
31:10great episode.
31:12I'm not
31:14I'm at the point, I'm not just like
31:16seriously,
31:18what could make this show
31:20be
31:22not bad
31:24but when people say
31:27it's literally going to get
31:29a million times better
31:31than what you've seen so far.
31:33You've got the
31:35ultimate cranky old man
31:37getting crankier
31:39by the minute
31:41and having a hell of a time.
31:43Yeah,
31:45I'm very
31:47intrigued to see
31:49where this show can go.
31:51This is one of
31:53the first times I think I've really had
31:55where I've started a show
31:57and then people are kind of saying
31:59oh, kind of stick with it.
32:01It gets a lot better
32:03because I think things were like
32:05Still Game or Benidorm
32:07that I was doing
32:09some of the earliest stuff
32:11that I was doing
32:13I didn't have that many people that were commenting
32:15on a regular basis and I'm starting to get to that point
32:17now where I'm getting all these little
32:19tidbits from everyone every time I
32:21do an episode.
32:24It's really nice
32:26but at the same time it just leaves you
32:28going, I don't understand
32:30how. I can understand if some people
32:32are more likely to go, oh it's good
32:34it's going to go down here from here
32:36it's no longer quite
32:38hitting the peaks or something but to be
32:40at the start and then say it's
32:42going to go and get a lot better
32:44it's a bit baffling to me.
32:46I guess the closest I could really say
32:48would be
32:50Red Dwarf
32:53because I first watched that
32:55series 1 and then I watched series 2
32:57and I was like this is a damn good show
32:59I'm loving it. Then you get to series
33:013 which is where I would say
33:03in reality that's where the show really
33:05hit it's form and
33:07just went upwards from there
33:09so I don't know
33:11is this going to be a Red Dwarf for me?
33:13It's going to be interesting to find out
33:15I mean obviously we're not even finished with series 1
33:17yet and yet I'm loving
33:19everything that we're obviously doing
33:21With being
33:23made to wait
33:25at the opticians
33:27that was
33:29bad. I wonder if it was because of
33:31a punishment for snapping
33:33that guy's walking stick
33:35by
33:37the nurse but there is
33:39nothing worse than being forced to
33:41wait. I mean
33:43I got sent to
33:45a car place to go pick up a car
33:47park today for work
33:50and I walked in and
33:52someone said oh sit in that
33:54chair someone will be right out with you
33:56and they'll sort you. Okay cool
33:5830 minutes
34:0030 minutes before someone finally came up
34:02to me and said sorry to keep you waiting
34:04what can I do for you? I'm like
34:06well first of all you can give me my
34:08half an hour back because someone said
34:10they'll be right with you. That's clearly not the case
34:12and so if
34:14I had even wanted to buy a BMW
34:16which I wouldn't anyway because I
34:18hate them cars but if I did
34:20I wouldn't be doing it now anyway because
34:22your customer service is absolutely shocking
34:24so yeah
34:26that wasn't a good experience of
34:28waiting. Yeah
34:30that was just cruel on him
34:32that was really cruel
34:34I mean I could understand it a little bit more
34:36if he's gone to the garage
34:38and the guy's fed up with him moaning
34:40at him and makes him wait for that
34:42but when it's a
34:44health service kind of thing
34:47but like I said
34:49great episode
34:51absolutely loved it. Join me next month
34:53for episodes 5 and 6
34:55I'll do it as a double upload one in the morning
34:57one in the afternoon of whatever day I do it
34:59and then by the
35:01end of November I should have
35:03all 6 episodes
35:05for series 2
35:07be available on my Patreon
35:09which I will then release onto
35:11YouTube after Christmas
35:13at some point in the new year
35:16Thank you very much for joining me
35:18drop your comments below, subscribe if you're new
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35:22but for now, my name's Kevin
35:24I'm a geek
35:26and you've been watching Kevin the Geek
35:28Goodbye