Kevin Reacts to Still Game S9E4 | Dead Leg Part 2
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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name is Kevin,
00:14I'm a geek you're watching Kevin the Geek and you're either
00:17watching this episode immediately after the first part
00:22of this episode is aired over on my Patreon or you're watching it
00:24the following week. I am watching it mere seconds after
00:29having watched the first part. I am still a bit choked up about
00:35the revelation that Tam is dead. I obviously at the moment don't
00:41know if he is actually dead or if he's faking it or something.
00:47My prediction I made at the end of the last part is basically
00:51that I think he's either dead or he's faking it. Either way, an
00:56insurance payout will come to pay for Winston to save his leg
01:01because that has been the build up of that first part. It will
01:05just make sense that that's where they're going with it. I
01:07obviously don't know. We're gonna find out right now. Please
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01:26The Avengers?
01:52Oh, people in plastic suits flying about like diddies.
01:58Ironing Man.
02:00Iron Man.
02:02Oh, lassie.
02:03Ironing Man.
02:04You'd be a rubbish shooper here, Jack, eh?
02:06Standing there watching EastEnders rattling through a washer.
02:09I've had this done in no time, for I am Ironing Man.
02:14I'll do that when I'm watching The Spooker.
02:16Wendy's Wildflower.
02:18What's that about?
02:19It's a young couple of lovers.
02:21At it like knives, sweat bailing off them.
02:24Not even stopping for a plate of soup or nothing.
02:26Doing it in phone boxes, in cars, up closest.
02:29What was that? I was only 18.
02:31Oh, no. The place will be full of women.
02:33Aye.
02:34They'll be sitting up the back like perverts with a couple of storkies.
02:39All right, this one is about zombies.
02:42Undead Rising.
02:43What happens on that?
02:44The undead rise.
02:46Start eating people's brains because they're brain daft.
02:49Can't be bothered with all that, Jack.
02:51Do you want to just go down to the Klansmen and get a couple of pints?
02:54No, I think we should go and see a movie.
02:56I think it would keep their mind off things.
02:58Otherwise, we're just going into the Klansmen
03:00and looking at two empty seats where Tam and Eric used to sit.
03:02And Winston's to lose his other leg soon.
03:06The old band ain't what it used to be.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Like the Drifters, don't you?
03:11It's original member.
03:13A bunch of deadbeat hangers-on just trying to keep the numbers up.
03:16That's why we called the Drifter.
03:19Listen, Jack.
03:20I've been thinking a wee bit lately about my own funeral.
03:22Aye, that'll cheer us up. Let's talk about it.
03:24Shut up. Hear me out.
03:26No wanting one.
03:28You've got to have a funeral.
03:29Otherwise, nobody knows your deed.
03:31Listen, it's my funeral and I'm not wanting one.
03:34Like that David Bowie fella.
03:36He never had one.
03:37Didn't want to put his pals through all that misery, you know.
03:39He just...
03:40skipped it.
03:42He's miserable about it.
03:43You get planted.
03:44We get pissed.
03:45That's a good day out.
03:46It's not often you get a good day out at your age.
03:48Aye.
03:49And how's that a good day out for me, Jack, eh?
03:51Lying in my box looking up at you lot getting pissed.
03:53No having a funeral for David Bowie's OK.
03:55Because he was a pop legend.
03:57A man of mystery.
03:58Both his eyes were different colours.
04:00It looked as if he was from another planet.
04:02So when he dies,
04:03well, it seems as if he went back there.
04:05But you?
04:06Well, you're an A-mark pensioner.
04:08Anyway, both your eyes are the same colour.
04:11Over here, if you want to go like David Bowie,
04:13all I'll do is I'll get a blue Smartie
04:15and I'll stick it in the eye of your dead corpse.
04:17Then I'll sing Ashes to Ashes.
04:20I never knew his eyes were different colours.
04:22Is that a fact?
04:23Course I'll not be singing at your funeral, Jack.
04:26I'll be dancing on your grave.
04:28Woof!
04:36What will I say?
04:44You'll say nothing, you silly old bastard.
04:50Can I help you, Winston?
04:52No.
04:53Aye.
04:55No. Maybe, maybe.
04:57No.
04:58Have I to pick one?
05:00I was wondering if you could explain something to me.
05:03At Tam's due,
05:05I got a really strange phone call.
05:08Fae Tam's phone.
05:11You think he's phoning you fae beyond the grave?
05:14I just...
05:15Look, I'm sorry.
05:16I shouldn't have come.
05:17It was me.
05:19Oh.
05:20I keep his phone in my bag.
05:21I like to have it close.
05:23Sometimes when I've reached in
05:24and I've dialled somebody by mistake,
05:26I should put the phone in a drawer.
05:28Oh.
05:29Look, I'm awful sorry, Hainan.
05:30I didn't mean to upset you.
05:31No, it's all right.
05:32It's all right, Winston.
05:34Thanks for stopping by.
05:41That was...
05:42That was weird.
06:10Did you shit yourself?
06:13Yeah.
06:15Is that you, Brian?
06:16Oh, I've not seen you in ages, son.
06:19The zombie'd be like that.
06:20Oh, that's a shame.
06:21That poor old bastard's brain's turned to mush.
06:23I've not eaten that.
06:24Aye.
06:25Because your zombies are like that, aren't they?
06:27They kick the door of the pub
06:28and wander up to the pensioner.
06:29Oh, they're like that.
06:30Oh, hold on.
06:31I'm going to have to assess
06:32this poor pensioner's mental state and health.
06:35That's right.
06:36Before I chow down on his brain,
06:37I'm going to have to take the blood pressure,
06:39I wouldn't mind seeing that movie.
06:40and put it in his eyes on a urine sample.
06:42Of course, you wouldn't need that
06:43because you've pissed yourself.
06:45You'd better have Bobbie's brains.
06:47Much younger.
06:50Bobbie's brains?
06:51There's no eating in Bobbie's brains.
06:52That's a light snack.
06:57What's the matter?
06:58You look like you've seen a ghost.
07:00Well, a zombie.
07:02I think I've just seen Tam, though.
07:03Eh?
07:10He's a goldie, Bobbie.
07:13What's he...
07:14What's he saying?
07:15What's with the gear?
07:16I'm waiting on a date.
07:19Oh!
07:20Aye.
07:21I'm on Tinder now.
07:22Tinder?
07:23It's a dating site.
07:25Do it off of your phone.
07:26There's an app for old duffers and all.
07:28You should get a go.
07:30What's it called?
07:31Podgers for Codgers?
07:35So what do you do?
07:36You just put your description in.
07:38Somebody likes you.
07:39You make a date.
07:40Oh, this'll be good.
07:41Right, Bobbie.
07:42Describe yourself to me.
07:44So, here.
07:45I want to see his profile.
07:4636.
07:47Waist size.
07:49Age.
07:50Hang on, did he say 36?
07:51What else?
07:52Describe yourself to me.
07:54So, here.
07:5536.
07:56He said...
07:57Waist size.
07:58There's no way he's 36.
08:01I mean, I'm 35 next month.
08:03Height.
08:046'2".
08:056'2"?
08:07Standing on a chair,
08:08reaching for a bag of scampi fries.
08:12Interests.
08:14Snorkelling.
08:15Skydiving.
08:17Bullshit!
08:18Classical music.
08:20You cannae tell all these lies, Bobbie.
08:22What about your photo?
08:23I mean, that must be a red flag right away.
08:25Well, I have photoshopped a wee bit.
08:27He shopped a room for photos
08:29and put mine in a David Hassel.
08:33Oh, yeah?
08:35He's using photos of other people to get their home.
08:38Who's gonna fall for that?
08:39Shite Rider.
08:41Nice.
08:42Nice.
08:43Look, none of that stuff matters.
08:45Once she gets here...
08:47Bang.
08:48I just hit her with my personality.
08:50Pat her.
08:51All the lies will just...
08:54fade away.
08:58Do you have a squeeze, Bobbie?
08:59Oh.
09:00Oh, I'll tell you what.
09:01Oh, you know what I would love right now?
09:04If it turns out that Bobbie's date
09:06has been lying about herself as well
09:08and it turns out to be, like, Edith or someone.
09:11Two whiskeys, Bobbie.
09:12Give us a minute.
09:17Two whiskeys, Bobbie.
09:18Look at that, Bobbie.
09:19You're getting hassled for hoffs.
09:23How was your zombie picture?
09:25Shite, thank you.
09:28Tell Winston what you thought you saw.
09:30Leave it.
09:31Well, what did you see?
09:33Forget it.
09:34Nothing.
09:36Well, now I am intrigued.
09:38As is eyes up.
09:44Right.
09:45We're coming out of pictures.
09:47And Jack here is maintaining...
09:51that he's seen Tam.
09:53Well, what flavour was your popcorn?
09:55LSD?
09:58Did you see him, Victor?
10:00No, when I looked, I saw nothing.
10:04What?
10:06Nothing.
10:08That's more common than you think, that.
10:11I've changed my prediction.
10:13Tam is alive.
10:14They wouldn't be doing this if he's not alive.
10:17He's got to be.
10:18I'm thinking, Bates is deaf,
10:20got an insurance pal, going to save his leg.
10:24My pal Sandra for the bingo.
10:26Her man took a heart attack
10:28trying to open a jar of Branson Pickle.
10:30Terrible.
10:31Terrible.
10:32Oh, I cannae abide it.
10:34Especially that small chunk pickle.
10:37It's the texture of...
10:39Igglelilly.
10:40Somebody's towed it up for you first, you know.
10:43Oh, anyway.
10:44For a bit of heat.
10:46She was convinced that she'd seen him everywhere she went.
10:49Take a break.
10:50There's a big in-depth article on this very phenomenon.
10:53That, what you're experiencing, is grief.
10:57You're doing my ears grief, Isa.
10:59I'm telling you.
11:00The eyes can play tricks on you.
11:08Leanne.
11:10Bobby.
11:11The very same.
11:12LAUGHTER
11:15The same as what?
11:17LAUGHTER
11:21Da!
11:24I was cracking.
11:25They've been bloody arseholes.
11:27And the best thing is,
11:29he's saying that I should have a go.
11:31Well, he's right. That's a good idea.
11:33Peace, peace.
11:35Oh, listen, Winston.
11:36In a couple of weeks, you'll be in the same club as me.
11:39Invisible.
11:41If I was told I could get two weeks of walking about,
11:43I know what I'd be doing.
11:44Pumping?
11:45Internet dating.
11:46Darn tooting boy.
11:48Aye, I mean, all I would have to do
11:50is come up with an honest description of myself
11:52and a wee photo of James Bond.
11:54What are you going to call yourself?
11:57Doctor No-Legs.
11:59LAUGHTER
12:08Meeting in the 37th.
12:09Jesus.
12:10Aye, me and all.
12:11Hello, Isa.
12:13That was a right old giggle you were having to yourself there, Frances.
12:16It was, aye.
12:18You were nothing really to giggle about, eh?
12:21I'm no with you, Isa.
12:23There's Tam no away ten minutes.
12:25He's no even called yet.
12:27And you're pushing yourself.
12:29How long did you giggle after your Harry died
12:31before you had a good laugh, Isa?
12:33Oh, it was actually as the mokes was burning.
12:36LAUGHTER
12:38In terms of actual laughing,
12:41bus stop laughing,
12:43well, 46 weeks would be an accepted waiting time.
12:48Well, here's what I'll do, Isa.
12:50I'll just head back up the road,
12:52get back into my black dress and sit there weeping
12:55till you chat my door and give me the all-clear to snigger at least.
13:01I mean, I did think that Frances did seem a little bit...
13:06sort of, erm...
13:09sort of, you know, deadpan.
13:11But...
13:13Yeah, it's just one of those I'm thinking...
13:16You know, grief affects people in different ways.
13:19So...
13:21Yeah, she could just be almost stunned by it all.
13:25Again, now I'm thinking...
13:27Is she maybe in on it?
13:29Does she know that Tam is not dead?
13:33Again, this is going on my theory.
13:36Is that maybe why Mr Sheathing was there at the house?
13:40Is he maybe in on it?
13:42Maybe he had to fake a burial?
13:44Well, clearly he would have had to fake a burial
13:47because he would have known otherwise.
13:50These kids aren't the same as what they used to be, are they?
13:54We've got them in the shop.
13:58They're called Starburst now. Get over it.
14:04Aye, that's cos your hands were tiny.
14:06It's an optical illusion. Stop growing, you brainless bastard.
14:10Oh, not good what you made me do, you wanker.
14:17That was Tam.
14:19I swear that was Tam.
14:24I'm not going to rewind it. I'm not going to freeze frame it.
14:27I'm not going to do that.
14:29But I... Oh!
14:38That's my rocket, man. He's a Terminator.
14:41What are you expecting us to do?
14:43An abandoned van crammed full of sweeties?
14:46Oh, what's happened now?
14:48Where's Mina when you need her?
14:50Come on!
14:57Reveed.
15:02He's a double brandy, Bobby.
15:04Whoa!
15:06Single, then? I'm still drinking.
15:08Campari and soda, then? Still alcohol.
15:11Low alcohol lager? Still booze.
15:13Low booze, but still booze.
15:15He's a peck of the scampi fries, then?
15:21HE SIGHS
15:32Are those scampi fries settled your nerves, Naveed?
15:35No. Hit me with more scampi fries, Barman.
15:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, wanker.
15:40You've had enough.
15:42You're jangling.
15:46I just saw Tam.
15:50HE LAUGHS
15:54Naveed, you've imagined it.
15:56No. I'm no an elky pensioner like you lot.
15:59I know what I saw.
16:01This would explain Francis's laughing.
16:04You seen him, Jack. Something's no right.
16:07Now, wait a minute.
16:09You and him THINK you seen him?
16:12Two maybe sightings?
16:14I have with the third sighting that we could rely on.
16:17Well, as a matter of fact, I seen him.
16:19HE LAUGHS
16:20Well, as I say, if there was a third sighting...
16:22HE LAUGHS
16:25What do you think, Bobby?
16:27What do you think? I think he's an oaf, you rockers.
16:30I'll wait till I tell Winston of this pish.
16:32No, no, no, no. You cannae do that.
16:34Winston and Tam were big pals for a lot of years.
16:37Aye, it's tactless, that. You don't want to go upsetting him.
16:40He's got a lot on his plate. Aye.
16:42Listen to the boys, Bobby.
16:44You'll just need to keep your traps shut.
16:46HE LAUGHS
16:50Very funny.
16:52Vivid.
16:54Did you see his face?
16:56As plain as I'm looking at yours.
16:58So what did you do?
17:00I chased him.
17:02But I had to break off the chase because two widows stole my van.
17:05The van was full of cash and carry, so that chase took precedent.
17:08I chased them for four streets and they stalled it.
17:11And then I battered the shite out of the first one.
17:13Nice! Nice!
17:15I went in a wee bit too hard, though,
17:17so I gave them a curly-wurly each to buy the silence from about four.
17:21I tell you this, though,
17:23they'll be sucking their curly-wurlies now because they need teeth left.
17:30Hello, Mr Ingram. What you after?
17:32What? Can I wait? I'm waiting on a...
17:35Um...on a... Are you on a date?
17:38Maybe. What's her name?
17:40Never you mind, baby, I... Oh!
17:42A date in here?
17:44Well, it's a bit shite, innit?
17:46I'd go off my nut if my Fergie brought me in here.
17:49Well, is there anything you can do to make this place
17:52more of a romantic setting?
17:54Aye.
18:00Nice! Is that it, then? Aye.
18:02That's you ready for your role and your hole.
18:09Noreen.
18:11Winston.
18:15Lovely to meet you.
18:17It's lovely to meet you too.
18:20Can I get you a beverage?
18:22What do you have?
18:24Coffee, tea or Bovril?
18:26I'll try a Bovril.
18:28What about you, Shagga?
18:30Bovril!
18:33You look great.
18:35Just what I expected.
18:37You look even better in person.
18:41I've seen these things and people have bummed themselves up.
18:44Aye.
18:46With me, what you see is what you get.
18:48It's better to be honest, isn't it?
18:50Absolutely.
18:52On that, I think it's important to tell you
18:56that in the next couple of weeks
18:58I'm going to have my remaining leg took off.
19:00Oh, that's terrible.
19:02I'm so sorry to hear that.
19:05Well, that's good of you.
19:07I just wanted to be straight.
19:09And I appreciate that.
19:11Just going to powder my nose.
19:13Of course.
19:15Oh, no.
19:17Are you ready to order?
19:19Just a wee minute, hen.
19:21Where's the powder room?
19:23In that taxi?
19:25Oh, no, come on!
19:27Dirty, shallow bastard.
19:30Yes!
19:32Fucking hell!
19:34That is...
19:36Oh, I'm sorry.
19:38Oh, you've just got to take what you can get.
19:41Bloody hell.
19:45I feel bad about this.
19:47You're feeling bad about creeping about,
19:50looking for info, trying to get to the bottom of a mystery?
19:53No, fear play.
19:55I'm loving my life.
19:58What is it we're looking for?
20:00Anything.
20:01Clues, a document, evidence.
20:09Where is everybody?
20:11I don't know.
20:13Bowls, bingo.
20:18It's this creepy bastard.
20:20He empties the...
20:23Another dark heart, please.
20:25And whatever Mr Ingram's having.
20:27Oh, a large Goldie, please.
20:29Of course.
20:31Doesn't he seem like a creepy bastard to me, Bobby?
20:34LAUGHTER
20:37I knew it was him.
20:39So, how was your date?
20:42Good. Aye.
20:44We laughed, we chatted...
20:46And then 45 seconds later she left.
20:48Yeah.
20:50What went wrong?
20:52I told her about my leg and she rubbed salt into the wound
20:55by using her legs to run outside and into a taxi.
20:58Oh-ho-ho-ho.
21:00See, truth gets you nowhere.
21:03And you were laughing at me.
21:05Everybody laughs at you, Bobby.
21:08See if you'd have swept some details under the carpet,
21:11you might have been in the bones right now.
21:14I... I... I...
21:16Just when the camera angle just turns back,
21:18I want to see...
21:20Actually, no, I'll just go back a few seconds.
21:22Look at that.
21:24I don't know if that is...
21:26Surely that's not a real beer.
21:28Surely that's something they've created for the show.
21:30And if it is,
21:32it's a tribute for Jake Darcy.
21:34And I think I saw it...
21:36At the end, I'll try and go back to the scene,
21:38because there was obviously some photos on the bar.
21:40I'm pretty sure I saw a photo of...
21:42Of Jake Darcy, you know, as Pete.
21:44So I'm going to go back a little bit later on
21:47and just have a closer look.
21:49...at me.
21:51Everybody laughs at you, Bobby.
21:53See if you'd have swept some details under the carpet,
21:56you might have been in the bones right now.
22:00You stick to your game plan, and I'll stick to mine.
22:08Suzanne?
22:10No.
22:17Right, come on, boys.
22:19This is a boy's shoot.
22:20Hold on.
22:24Tuesday, 5pm.
22:26Mr Sheethan, I need to talk to you
22:29Getting you squared up?
22:31Give me your phone.
22:32I say squared up, I mean, I want a discount.
22:34What do you mean, no bean?
22:36Oh, you know.
22:41I've got to tell you, Mrs Johnson, it's not good.
22:44Your husband's going to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
22:46Oh, shit!
22:50Listen, there's something I have to tell you.
22:53What is it?
22:54You know how I told you I've only one leg?
22:56Uh-huh, and I told you it doesn't bother me.
22:59Aye, and I appreciate that.
23:02But the other one's to come off shortly.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:07That's terrible.
23:09Yeah?
23:12Would you like me to get you some popcorn?
23:15No!
23:17Aye.
23:22Oh, she's off the coat.
23:25Oh!
23:29At least I watched the end of the movie.
23:32What the hell, Bobby?
23:35This is ridiculous.
23:37It's the last time I listen to yous two.
23:39The bar's never been busier and I'm losing money.
23:42Trust us, Bobby, if Tam's alive, I'm no be able to resist this.
23:47Tempe victory!
23:49Another five minutes, Bobby, eh?
23:51Aye, come on, Bobby, we've got to know for sure.
23:54Bobby, I'm trying to get a game of pool here.
23:58Ha!
24:03Right, every bastard, out!
24:08Get out!
24:13Give us a carry-out, Bobby.
24:15Here's a pound.
24:17There you go, ten cans.
24:20Party's over. Sling your hook.
24:27Oh!
24:29Well...
24:31Pardon the pun, but that is the final nail in the coffin.
24:34Aye, he's away.
24:36Well, you were right about something, Isa.
24:39Grief does strange things.
24:41Aye, it does that, boys.
24:43Cannae take nae pleasure in being right about that.
24:48Jack! Victor! Isa!
24:50You might want to come and have a look at this.
25:01Look.
25:07Oh!
25:10Is that live?
25:13Jesus Christ.
25:15Welcome back, Tom.
25:17Oh!
25:21Oh!
25:26This is it, son.
25:29Your last throw of the dice.
25:32Strike out here and you're retired.
25:36Green coat.
25:38You must be Winnie.
25:40And you must be Winston.
25:42It's nice to meet you.
25:44So, going to sit yourself down?
25:47Aye, I will in a minute.
25:49Listen, I've no been having a great deal of success with this dating malarkey.
25:56And I'll tell you for why.
25:58The day after tomorrow, I'm going into the hospital for an operation that's going to put me in a wheelchair.
26:05So if you want to walk away, I'll no hold it against you.
26:10That might be a wee bit difficult.
26:13How's that?
26:15Because that chair there belongs to me.
26:19Ah, yes!
26:21I'm sorry, that sounded really insensitive out of context.
26:25I'm so sorry.
26:27I really hope someone doesn't clip that because that's going to be so totally random.
26:33But yes, he's got someone who will understand.
26:37She's not going to roll away either because she understands him.
26:42Yes!
26:43Come on, Winston.
26:45Get your end away.
26:47Look, I know what you're going to say.
26:50How would that work?
26:52Two pensioners in chairs.
26:54Well, aye.
26:57Well, I'll no hold it against you if you leave.
27:02Thanks, Winnie.
27:03Sit down.
27:07Sit down!
27:09It was lovely meeting you.
27:10Deuce!
27:11Good luck, Wyatt.
27:12And do you have a good wee network of friends round about you?
27:16Oh, aye, aye.
27:17They're always there to dig you out.
27:22Winston, you moron!
27:29Sit back down!
27:31Well, just sit down.
27:37Mrs Drennan, what is it that we're doing here?
27:39I was watching a place in the sun.
27:41You'll see in a minute, you little black-hearted twit.
27:47Mrs Drennan, you're actually frightening me now.
27:49Oh, it's funny, isn't it?
27:52Me and the Undertaker walking through the graveyard and it's you that's shouting yourself.
27:58Just a little further.
28:07Evening, Mr Sheathing.
28:11What's the meaning of this?
28:12Oh, look at that, Victor.
28:14Making it as if he doesn't know what's happening.
28:16About what?
28:17We are of the belief that were we to dig this grave six feet,
28:22we'd find nothing but an empty box.
28:26If you were to dig this grave, you would find not only your friend,
28:29but yourselves in police custody for desecration.
28:33Good words, you lanky, sinister, pale-rider bastard.
28:38This crime you're committing pales into insignificance against yours.
28:41You're fate to death of your pal.
28:44That's worse than discretion.
28:46Desecration, General.
28:47What did I say?
28:48Discretion.
28:49By all means, General.
28:51Satisfy your curiosity.
28:54But make no mistake.
28:56You'll be digging your own graves.
29:00Shut up.
29:05Ready, Jack?
29:06Oh, aye.
29:07Ready, Victor.
29:09Stop.
29:12You win.
29:14Where's Tam?
29:32Yes!
29:34I've died, right?
29:36You're still with us.
29:37As am I.
29:40Hello, Winston.
29:43Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
29:44I am.
29:47But I want you to know, this wasn't my idea.
29:50No.
29:52No, it was my idea.
29:53To do what?
29:55Look, Tam.
29:57To fake his own death.
29:59Why would you do that?
30:01Well, I did it for you.
30:03Looked at my insurance policy.
30:05Twenty-three grand.
30:07It's going to be enough to send you to Switzerland.
30:10I'm not going to Switzerland.
30:12I know what they do to pensioners in these Swiss hotels.
30:15Boiled egg for breakfast and a bullet for lunch.
30:18It's only my leg, for Christ's sake.
30:20Which you'll be keeping, thanks to that money.
30:23Fancy's?
30:31No.
30:32You put us all through the mill.
30:35Well, I didn't have really any other option, did I?
30:38Just take the bloody money, Winston.
30:41I'm dead now, anyhow.
30:43Aye, and how are you going to fix that?
30:45I suppose for a period of time you'll need to call me...
30:48Gerald or something.
30:50No, no, do not have all this fancied.
30:52Clint.
30:54My dick, my dick.
30:57You'll hear the bad news, Clint.
30:59Gerald.
31:00Dick.
31:01I'm no day in it.
31:03I'm a labour man.
31:04I worked all my days in the Clyde.
31:07If the leg's coming off, it's coming off.
31:09I'm no queue jumping.
31:10You're not jumping any queues.
31:11You're nixed in a queue.
31:13You've gone down to that theatre in order to get that whipped off.
31:15That cheque there is your passport to saving that leg.
31:18Jack's right.
31:19I mean, this silly bastard's gone to ridiculous lengths to obtain that money.
31:24Take it.
31:25Get yourself to Switzerland.
31:27And get that leg kept.
31:34Jack.
31:35Aye.
31:36You see that sign up there?
31:38Aye.
31:39Why don't you rip it down and get me a fish supper?
32:05Ugh.
32:06Ugh.
32:07Ugh.
32:08Ugh.
32:09Ugh.
32:10Ugh.
32:16Green coat.
32:18You must be Winnie.
32:19I am indeed.
32:21And you must be Winston.
32:24Winston and Winnie.
32:26Good that, innit?
32:27Mm-hmm.
32:28I got you a gift.
32:29Oh.
32:30Ooh.
32:31Fae Switzerland.
32:33What is it?
32:35What else could it be?
32:38Ooh.
32:39Ooh.
32:40Ooh.
32:46Ooh.
32:52Ah.
32:54Two episodes.
32:55In a row.
32:57That has brought me to tears.
33:02time was tears of sadness this time it's tears of joy and that just sums up this
33:12show doesn't it it just completely sums it up you know it is always so much full
33:20of laughter so much full of heart so much moments of sincerity you know what
33:30I'm actually gonna go out on a limb here right and I'm gonna say that I am
33:36absolutely fucking furious at every single person who came to me and said
33:43oh the show deteriorates it gets really shit after series six when it comes back
33:50seriously fuck you guys if you seriously believe that seriously I do not believe
33:56at any single moment this show has dipped in quality I think it is
34:00literally still as high of quality as it always was in those earlier series you
34:07know before we went on that that multi-year hiatus seriously this show
34:13still delivers on everything that I've come to expect of it seriously I cannot
34:20give it high enough praise to be in series 9 to still be making me laugh to
34:25still be making me cry to still giving me a complete shocks it is one of the
34:33best ever written shows period I'm deadly deadly deadly serious about that
34:40the one critique I will give of this episode is of Winston
34:52to to be in that situation where he's gone on these two dates he tells this
35:00woman goes you know I I I'm gonna be losing my leg I'm gonna be in a
35:06wheelchair and for them to walk off okay I get that there will be those people
35:12that are that shallow I completely get that but when that has happened twice to
35:18Winston for him to basically do the same to Winnie yeah okay he's sort of
35:25reversed it by the end but at the same time you're like but he's only doing it
35:29because he's actually saved his leg okay again I get that you know two people in
35:34wheelchairs together it's not gonna be easy but at the end of day is he
35:39expecting to have some hoity-toity love loving thing where they're gonna sweep
35:47each other out of their seats and go on mad passion pumping action together in
35:52reality no they're not they're both in there in their later years it's more
35:57probably like it was with my Nan and John you know I guess he technically he
36:04was classed as my Nan's boyfriend but I only knew it as my Nan and John but you
36:11know for them it was all about companionship it was literally all of
36:17that they have meals together they they do gardening together go to bingo
36:21together it's doing the stuff and okay you might have a little bit of a smooch
36:24and a bit of a cuddle and okay that again may be difficult when you're both
36:27in a wheelchair but again it's that companionship you know so I I just lost
36:35that tiniest tiniest amount of respect for Winston just for that you know but
36:41that's a minor niggle over those two episodes yeah it is still game at its
36:52finest and now we've got two episodes left two episodes to go I'm not ready
37:11I'm really not ready for the finale thank you for watching drop your
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