PASTE !!!!!!
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00:00It's a paste! I like it eaten paste. My mama said don't eat paste, but I eat paste anyway because it's acid free and it's photo safe.
00:18And I said mama, I said when I go to school I said, I said mama why can't I eat paste? And she said I don't know. She said if you eat paste then your organs will stick together when it reaches your insides.
00:36I said mama, it doesn't make sense. I said mama, it's acid free, so I can eat it. She said no it's not. She said glue is just for paper and for things that you break.
00:52And I said mama, I said no. I said paste tastes better than some of your meals. I said mama, I'm so hungry all the time because you don't know how to cook. And she said what's that you just said to me?
01:07I said mama, I said your cooking's not that good and that's why I eat paste when I go to school. And she hit me upside the head. And then it got kind of bloody. And then we kind of fought it.
01:27But you know, she's my mama and even though she can't even cook, paste still tastes good. Paste. There's even hungry children everywhere with parents who can't cook. When I go to school, I eat the paste.