REACTING TO MY DELETED SCENE FROM THE SMOSH MOVIE! - YouTube
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00:00Hey, what's up you guys? First of all, I just want to say that I am fucking pissed!
00:03I've never been so angry in my life. I feel betrayed. I feel rejected. I feel neglected.
00:08I'm feeling inspected. I'm feeling reflected. All in all, I'm just feeling disconnected from the
00:12YouTube community. Now, I know a lot of you guys are wondering, Shane, what are you talking about?
00:15The YouTube community has been so nice to you lately. They have been so respectful of your
00:19new lifestyle. They tweeted about your movie when it came out. They tweeted about your book when it
00:23came out. But you know what they didn't do? You know what hurts most is when I saw the trailer
00:27for the Smosh movie and I saw every damn YouTuber under the motherfucking sun in that trailer. You
00:33had Jenna Marbles. You had Pootie Pop. You had motherfucking Michelle Phan. You had motherfuckers
00:38I never even heard of. It was like you put out an email to all the YouTubers in the world. Hey,
00:42y'all got more than 10,000 subs? Get your ass over here for the Smosh movie. And then I watched the
00:46trailer. I'm expecting to see my face because I showed up to set at 8 a.m. I had to sit with a
00:51bunch of motherfucking children because my scene was taking place at an arcade full of children.
00:56And I'm trying to start a conversation with them like, oh, what is it like to be a child? And
01:00they're like, I'm rich and my parents hate me. And I'm like, me too. We were connecting. And then I
01:05get on set and I go to shoot my part. And they're like, OK, Shane, you got this. And I'm like, I
01:09know I got this. I'm a fucking actor. And then I thought I blew the shit out of the water. I was
01:12like, damn, where's my Oscar? I got to think of my speech. What am I going to say? First of all,
01:16I would just like to thank my mama for not throwing me in the trash like she probably should
01:22have. Second of all, I just want to thank Taco Bell. They have been so delicious lately. And
01:28then I get a text, the text that I knew was coming, but I didn't want to believe it. I got a text from
01:33Anthony from Smosh. And he said, hey, boo, I heard you came out as bisexual. Can I hit that? I'm
01:38kidding. That's not what he said. But maybe what he really said was, hey, Shane, so, so sorry. You
01:43were so terrible in the movie. We had to cut you out, like atrocious, like the worst performance
01:47I've ever seen. Like, oh, my God, you thought the Fred movie was bad. Girl, it just got worse. OK,
01:52he didn't say that either. He very nicely said, hey, Shane, your part got cut out of the movie
01:56because we're trying to make a PG-13 and you brought the R, bitch, which I knew when I filmed
02:01the scene for the movie. I was like, this is not going to make it. First of all, the original line
02:05was my ass is bleeding. I'm going to show you the clip in a minute. We're going to react to it
02:08together. I have not seen it, but that was the original line. I did a couple of different
02:11versions, but I was like, hey, guys, isn't this movie for kids? Are kids supposed to know that
02:15my ass is bleeding? Also, why is my ass bleeding? There was a lot of questions, but it was an
02:20amazing fun day. I got to hang out with Smosh all day. And the craft service was, I mean, damn,
02:24you compare the craft service of the Smosh movie to what it was on my movie. On my movie, it was
02:29like, oh, are those Oreos? No, those are generic brown cookies with cream. On the Smosh set,
02:34it was like, oh, how many flavors of Oreo are there? Crispy treat, cookies and cream, double stuff.
02:39Anyways, I thought it would be fun if we watched the scene together and then you guys go buy the
02:44movie because you fucking should, because Smosh is amazing and I love them and they have always
02:48supported me and I'm supporting them. And I don't know what the fuck this is. Maybe it's me praying,
02:53praying that my scene isn't as bad as I think it's going to be. Let's see. Oh, well, of course,
02:58a sex simulator machine. Yeah, that's me. Oh, I think I used it the wrong way. Okay. First of all,
03:04can we talk about the hair? That's terrible. That's Bruce Jenner 10 years before he transitioned.
03:09Also, I'm really pulling off the, my butt hurts face. I've obviously done that before.
03:18Whatever. Okay. First of all. So the joke is I hurt my ass and I want more. I got it. Also,
03:25he looks like he's going to throw up, which is not the case when we were filming the scene.
03:28He was very much into it. Oh God. Wait, what? I wasn't there when they filmed that part. Did
03:45he get fucked by it? Wait, was I the sloppy second? Also, hold on. If, okay, wait, I need
03:50to process this. If the sex machine is like a flashlight, which is that fake pussy, it's like a,
03:54like a slut, like a tube. How did I put my whole butt? Oh, that's a wide ass. Also, can we just
03:59talk about real quick? Let's scroll back to right before I pop out again. There's a child playing
04:04air hockey and I scream that my ass is bleeding. A motherfucker doesn't even look when I was a kid.
04:08If somebody's ass was bleeding, I'd look it up. Well, there you guys go. That was my cut scene.
04:12My too hot for movie scene, but I promise the rest of the movie is way better than that scene
04:18and my acting. Well, it got better. No, it didn't. Anyways, please go support them guys. Go buy the
04:22movie. I'll put the links down there. It's on iTunes and every other place you can get movies
04:25and all the YouTubers are in it, except for me, but you got Jenna Marbles. You got everybody in it
04:30and I'm so excited for them. I'm so proud of them and I love when YouTubers make movies. There's
04:34also Bad Night, which just came out with JennxPenn and Lauren Elizabeth. There's, I don't know,
04:38there's a fucking shitload of YouTuber movies right now and it's very, very exciting because
04:41we are the world. We are YouTubers. Sometimes we can't act and we look really bad on camera,
04:49but it's okay because our fans don't care because they'll buy anything even if it sucks ass.
04:57Thanks, guys. All right, you guys, I love you. See you tomorrow. Make sure to subscribe.
05:00Make sure to give this video a thumbs up and don't sit on the sex simulator because you will hurt
05:04yourself. Bye. Am I a pineapple? Really intense. True. Wait, did I just say I'm a pineapple and I
05:10said true? Oh, fuck. Maybe I am. Makes a lot of sense. Okay. Fellow wants to know, Shane,
05:15have you ever had sexual feelings for Joey? Okay. I don't know how this works because I
05:21have a long answer for this.