SCREENshots...and Shopping lists
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00:00Okay, so hi. This little bit is a treat for you.
00:08If you don't like me, then it's not a treat for you.
00:12And then I would question you, why are you watching this?
00:16If you really don't like it, then you should just walk away.
00:20So, I'm gonna give you a couple minutes to walk away.
00:26Starting now.
00:56You just saw me sit there and do a nose wrap.
01:14Which is a wrap without words, with just my nostrils.
01:20And if you're still here, watching this, then you can't complain.
01:25You can't tell me that my videos stink, because I gave you a chance to leave, and you're still here.
01:32So I guess it's time to move on.
01:36First thing on the list is a list.
01:40In my family, my mom doesn't go grocery shopping for a long time.
01:45And everybody asks me, Brooke, why are you so skinny and like skinny and stuff?
02:00Well, because my mom won't go grocery shopping for like six months to a year.
02:06And then when she finally does, it's like insane.
02:11Don't believe me? I'll show you the proof.
02:15Wait, that wasn't a good exit. Let's try that again.
02:27This is my mom's grocery list.
02:38I'm surprised that they didn't charge my mom for inking paper.
02:41You don't wait this long to go grocery shopping.
02:46You don't, because in the meantime, your kids get really skinny and kind of insane.
02:54And you might ask me, what's up with my hair today?
02:58Well, I got my medication back.
03:05It's not helping me anymore.
03:16Roll the goodies.
03:17You're like, Brooke, what are these goodies that you're going to show me?
03:21These goodies are some old clips that I was able to save when my other computer, my e-machines, died on me.
03:29And I lost 800 videos.
03:32I found one on my computer.
03:37Well, not really.
03:39I put it on this computer before the other one died.
03:44So roll the clip.
03:50Roll the clippy.
04:16For a second or two.
04:19Let's try to be serious and talk about some very serious issues.
04:25This is Brooke's S-I-S.
04:32Serious Issues Segment.
04:37Actually, no, you know what? I'm going to change that.
04:40This is Brooke's S-I-S, okay?
04:43Brooke's Serious Issues Segment thingy.
04:47This is a serious issue. I really need to clean my room.
04:51This is serious.
04:52Okay.
04:53This is more serious.
04:55Okay, um, okay, I stopped eating McDonald's like a month ago.
05:01Okay.
05:02Fruit snacks, I'm like 21.
05:04That's serious.
05:08Let's take a minute, shall we?
05:10And we can talk about my screenshots and how they're incredibly interesting.
05:17Let's review them.
05:18This is Brooke's Serious Issues Segment thingy.
05:23But we're going to review my screenshots for my videos on YouTube.
05:37Now, as we go further and further back.
05:41Okay, thank you. My computer is retarded.
05:44Okay.
05:45So, let's pick one.
05:48There's the screenshots of mine that you have where you caught me in the middle of doing a head flip.
05:55Let's take a look at Spice Flies for a second.
06:00If you were to just stumble upon this video, you might think,
06:04wow, something is really stinky in this video.
06:08I'm not sure if I want to watch this.
06:11But there's two girls covering their mouth and I'm assuming that someone just farted.
06:16P.A.C.E.
06:18My mama says this is probably the worst screenshot that anybody has ever made.
06:29I really, really gotta stop smoking.
06:33But my mama says that if I keep on eating the P.A.C.E.,
06:38that it will cure my smoking addiction.
06:43Right.
06:44What is up with me looking constipated?
06:47Constipated. Constipated. Possibly constipated.
06:52My luck with the screenshots just keeps on getting better and better.
06:59And the number one screenshot goes to...
07:05The Harry Potter video.
07:08Out of all the moments in that video,
07:15I just have really bad luck with screenshots.
07:20Harry Potter, but in one minute.
07:22And reenacted by my butt.
07:24So all you people out there, let's take a shot to screenshots.
07:28All you people out there drinking and watching my videos,
07:31which is probably everybody,
07:34because that's the only way you'd probably want to watch my videos,
07:38is if you were drinking, or you're 13, or senile,
07:42mentally challenged, or a girl,
07:45sad, or lonely, or a boy,
07:50stinky, or you're a cat,
07:53or you might be a weasel, or a dog,
07:56a doctor, a psychiatrist.
07:59My videos are for everyone.
08:01But you know what? Starting today,
08:04I'm officially gonna narrow down who can watch my videos and who can't
08:08by stripping on candy.
08:11Ow!
08:16Into my bathing suit.
08:26You know what?
08:29To avoid that becoming the screenshot of this video,
08:34we're gonna end this video right now.
08:38Thank you so much for watching.
08:41I'll see you next time.
08:44Bye.