水曜日のダウンタウン 241002
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00:00TASUYAMI NO ZANZAN
00:05Welcome to TASUYAMI NO ZANZAN!
00:10Let's get started!
00:11Our first presenter is this person!
00:13Please come in!
00:15Who is it?
00:17Oh, there he is!
00:19Welcome to Peace!
00:22Nice to meet you.
00:24Hirako and Peace, right?
00:25Sakai is here too.
00:26Nice to meet you.
00:27Both of you will be Hirako.
00:28Nice to meet you.
00:29Let's get started.
00:30In this year's spring drama,
00:33the theme was memory loss.
00:365 episodes were broadcast at the same time.
00:40Did you know that?
00:41Did the person who made the drama forget about it?
00:45By the way, Meruru,
00:47did you also play the role of memory loss?
00:50I also played the role of memory loss in a TV drama called Kururi.
00:53I played the role of a girl who doesn't remember herself at all.
00:58I played the role of Kururi in a TV drama called Memory Loss.
01:02I see.
01:03How much did you forget about it?
01:07I forgot everything about myself,
01:09including my name and where I live.
01:11I see.
01:12So, we have a new challenge this time.
01:16Here it is!
01:18It's a memory loss competition!
01:22What is this?
01:24What does this mean?
01:26To put it simply,
01:27it's to see how well you can play the role of memory loss without being caught by the target.
01:34If you're caught, you'll be disqualified.
01:37You'll be eliminated.
01:39If you play the role of memory loss,
01:42how much do you forget about it?
01:45Okada, what do you think?
01:46Who are you?
01:48Me?
01:49Oh, it's already in.
01:51Why is it like this?
01:53Oh, really?
01:55It's in.
01:56I'm sorry, but can you just answer normally?
01:59Come on!
02:00Let's film it!
02:18The first challenger is...
02:20It's in.
02:21Please.
02:23Alco and Peace, Hirako.
02:26This time, they will compete to see how well they can play the role of memory loss without being caught by the target.
02:35It's a time-saving and fulfilling competition.
02:37So, the target that Hirako chose is...
02:41Hashihappy, a junior at the office.
02:43He's a good partner.
02:44My partner is cute, isn't he?
02:46He's like the right arm of the Sakai Corps.
02:51His relationship with me isn't that deep.
02:54I think that's a good balance.
02:56He's a really pure person.
02:59I don't think I can reproduce it.
03:01If it's a Hashihappy partner.
03:04It's a time-saving and fulfilling competition.
03:10The setting of the fake show is...
03:13It's about how many seconds you can escape from a professional fighter.
03:18During the recording, Hirako fell down and lost her memory.
03:24That's the switch.
03:26And the person who cooperated with them is...
03:29Please.
03:30A proper person is here.
03:33He's a top-class player in Japan.
03:36He's Kurebel Koike.
03:38He's the real deal.
03:40Start!
03:44Front choke.
03:46Front choke.
03:47The three other than Hirako had a serious match with Kurebel.
03:52It hurts.
03:53Oh, no.
03:54Oh, no.
03:55Oh, no.
03:56It hurts.
03:59He's fast.
04:00Please.
04:03Everyone except me is really...
04:07He's holding on.
04:11Akira, you can't...
04:14It's Hirako's turn.
04:20Hirako, you have 7 seconds.
04:23Don't be in a hurry.
04:25And as planned...
04:27He's dead.
04:28He fell down.
04:29He fell down.
04:30He's good.
04:31He's good.
04:33He's good at falling down.
04:35He's focused on his eyes.
04:36Hirako.
04:37Hirako.
04:39Hirako.
04:40Are you okay?
04:41He might have fallen down a little.
04:44Excuse me.
04:46Hirako.
04:48Hirako.
04:50Are you okay?
04:51He's real.
04:52He's good.
04:53That was close.
04:55That was close.
04:56Are you okay, Hirako?
04:58And so...
04:59It's starting.
05:00The shooting team is on standby.
05:02They move to the waiting room.
05:06If you feel better,
05:08we'll give you a final warning.
05:10Please take a break.
05:14The memory loss challenge starts.
05:18If you are pointed out for a prank,
05:22you will be disqualified.
05:25First of all,
05:27you have to erase all your memories.
05:29Who you are.
05:31And who your friends are.
05:34What you are doing now.
05:36And your laughter.
05:37Erase everything.
05:39Are you okay?
05:40Hirako.
05:41Hirako.
05:42Hirako.
05:45He's good.
05:46He's really good.
05:47Are you okay?
05:48Who are you?
05:50Who are you?
05:51Oh, no.
05:52My memory is gone.
05:54He's fast.
05:55I think so.
05:56He's pointed out.
05:57I have one, too.
05:59You're going to laugh.
06:01I was pointed out when I was in elementary school.
06:03And I lost my memory.
06:05I think that's it.
06:07That's why he's fast.
06:08He's lucky.
06:09He was an experienced player.
06:11He was so happy.
06:14And he was pointed out
06:16when he was in Taekwondo.
06:18He chose an interesting talent.
06:21You can do anything.
06:23Who am I?
06:24I know.
06:25It's okay.
06:26I was in a hurry.
06:28Hirako was in a hurry.
06:30He's kind.
06:31He was an experienced player.
06:34He lost his memory.
06:37He's a mathematical genius.
06:40He doesn't know he's Hirako.
06:44He's an alcoholic.
06:48He's a comedian.
06:50A comedian?
06:53He's a comedian.
06:55He's a comedian.
06:58He's a comedian.
07:00Why are you explaining only English?
07:02A comedian.
07:03He's a comedian.
07:05He's a comedian.
07:06He's a comedian.
07:08He's a comedian.
07:10He's a comedian.
07:13Is there anything you remember?
07:15For example, a hand piece.
07:17Sakai,
07:19your partner,
07:22your sidekick,
07:24your tools,
07:26What's that?
07:28He does everything for me.
07:30Mahjong.
07:32Girls bar.
07:34Girls bar?
07:36Mahjong and girls bar?
07:38Mahjong is 4, right?
07:40Oh, it's 4.
07:424 is too complicated.
07:44I don't like this stance.
07:46Leave it to me.
07:48I don't like it.
07:50Mahjong.
07:52Girls bar.
07:54Girls bar?
07:56Girls bar.
07:58It's like a bad word.
08:00From there,
08:02I want to show my personality.
08:04I want to show my noble personality.
08:06If I die,
08:08I think people will believe me.
08:10I think people will believe you.
08:12It's difficult.
08:14It hurts.
08:16I want to show my potential.
08:20Are you okay?
08:22Someone is coming.
08:26Are you okay?
08:28I'm scared.
08:30Who are you?
08:32He ran away.
08:34Who are you?
08:36I'm Hachiappi.
08:38What?
08:40He is going down.
08:42He has a different personality.
08:44He has lost his memory.
08:48Who are you?
08:50Who are you?
08:52Who are you?
08:54What are you?
08:56I'm sorry.
08:58What?
09:00It's okay.
09:02It's like this.
09:04Hachiappi has lost his memory.
09:06Hachiappi has lost his memory.
09:08Hachiappi has lost his memory.
09:10Do you understand this?
09:12Yes, I do.
09:14And then...
09:16It's a little happening.
09:18When he is alone with AD,
09:20I want to see how he will act.
09:22I want to see.
09:26He is not Hirako.
09:28He is not?
09:30He is always on the floor.
09:32He is always on the floor.
09:34He is amazing.
09:36I need to find him.
09:38I need to find him.
09:40Excuse me.
09:42I'm sorry.
09:44A woman who plays AD
09:46A lady in the role of Tei enters the room.
09:48She's cute.
09:49What? What?
09:51Who?
09:53No comedian.
09:55What's a standard comedian?
09:57She's not an actress.
09:58Why is she speaking English?
09:59She's kind.
10:02Tei's Hirako is attracted to such a kind lady in the role of Tei.
10:07It's crazy.
10:08There are people who fall in love with people who have lost their memory for the first time.
10:11I'm going somewhere.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:15The three of them are expelled.
10:17Are you okay?
10:18Tei is alone with a woman.
10:21Come here.
10:22Let's go this way.
10:23No, no, no.
10:25It's okay, it's okay.
10:27No, no, no.
10:28Take a seat.
10:29Take a seat.
10:30Take a seat.
10:31Get out of here, you bastard!
10:33Oh, my God.
10:34Get out of here!
10:35I'm so scared.
10:36Are you okay?
10:37Let's get out of here.
10:38I've never seen anything like this before.
10:40Come here.
10:41Come here.
10:42Are you okay?
10:43Oh, my God.
10:44Are you okay?
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46Is she a girl?
10:47I think so.
10:48It's okay.
10:49It's okay.
10:50It's okay.
10:51It's okay.
10:52What are you doing?
10:53Hey!
10:54Oh, my God.
10:55Get out of here!
10:56She has a very dangerous personality.
10:58There are a lot of people like that.
11:00Then this time...
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06She's nervous.
11:07Oh, my God.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:10Oh, my God.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:13What happened?
11:14What happened?
11:15Is she okay?
11:16Oh, my God.
11:17She's nervous.
11:18She has a childlike personality.
11:21Hirako is nervous.
11:22She's like a kid.
11:25She has a great understanding of the situation.
11:27Yeah, yeah.
11:28She's starting to remember a little bit.
11:31I'm nervous.
11:32It's okay, it's okay.
11:33I'm a little bit
11:35He's a realist
11:37He's a realist
11:39He's a realist
11:41Hush happy
11:43Hush happy
11:45It's okay
11:47It's okay
11:49It's okay
11:51He's in good shape
11:53He's in good shape
11:55He's in good shape
11:57Hush
11:59Hush
12:01But his memory came back
12:03And he is back as the main character
12:05If one of his memories is gone
12:07He ends up like this
12:09It's not
12:11It has a dual personality
12:13I've never heard
12:15I was surprised
12:17I was surprised
12:19Does this happen to you?
12:21It happens often
12:23His personality changed again
12:25His personality changed again
12:27Next
12:29Oh no, it's the same guy from before.
12:31Who the hell are you?
12:33He's back, he's back.
12:35I'm a comedian.
12:37Once again, the comedian gets involved with the people.
12:41This is bad.
12:43Oh, he's back.
12:45Oh, he's back.
12:47Oh, he's back.
12:49He's back.
12:51And after that...
12:53Hey, don't do anything unnecessary.
12:55Hey, don't do anything unnecessary.
12:57Yamamoto-kun is laughing.
12:59The collaborators are so annoyed that they are being persistent.
13:01And at a high pace, their personalities are being replaced.
13:05Ultimately,
13:07the one who lost his memory
13:09is Hashihappy, I think.
13:11No, it's Sixth Sense.
13:13I hope he can bring it there with his philosophical thoughts.
13:17Are you okay?
13:19Hey, don't lose your memory.
13:21Oh, this is bad.
13:23Oh, no, no.
13:25I don't know anything.
13:27The 3rd company says this is the idol who appearances in the documentary.
13:29You are Han Ga-shun.
13:33This is scary.
13:35A white-haired Hashihappy has been explaining to people so far.
13:37But finally,
13:39he entered the uncultivated zone.
13:41Is your memory...
13:43Is your memory my memory?
13:45Then I'm your memory.
13:47Hirakata.
13:49Hirakata.
13:51Who's your memory?
13:53What's the matter with you?
13:55Who are you?
13:59What's going on?
14:01I can't help but laugh.
14:03Run!
14:05Run!
14:07Run, Happy!
14:09I was surprised.
14:17Happy is amazing.
14:19Are you okay?
14:22Let's take a picture before something weird happens.
14:24What's going on?
14:26He didn't say what he wanted to say.
14:28Well,
14:31I couldn't beat a professional.
14:35Next time,
14:37I'll do my best to win with the Hiroko Corps.
14:43He started the closing talk.
14:45Hashi was turning the camera with the axis.
14:48The next challenger is...
14:53Tom Brown, Michio.
14:57And the target is...
14:59Eight Bridge, Beppu.
15:03Beppu is very pure.
15:05He can only see what's in front of him.
15:07He can only see what's in front of him.
15:09I think he can do it.
15:15In the same way,
15:17he made three people
15:19look down on him.
15:23He's going to drop it.
15:25He's going to drop it.
15:29He's going to drop it.
15:31It's important to act here.
15:33Can he do it?
15:35He's good.
15:37He's good.
15:39Did he drop it?
15:41He trusts him.
15:43He trusts him right away.
15:45He was holding it in.
15:47I think he can do it in one minute.
15:49I think he can do it in one minute.
15:53He's not good at it.
15:55He's not good at it.
15:57He's not good at it.
15:59He's not good at it.
16:01So you weren't able to hit all of them?
16:03So you weren't able to hit all of them?
16:05It was just how the games went.
16:07It was just how the games went.
16:09It was just how the games went.
16:11I want to forget
16:13how to eat and drink.
16:17I know it's weird,
16:19but Beppu can do it.
16:21I know it's weird, but Beppu can do it.
16:23It's pretty bad.
16:25I don't remember.
16:26Really?
16:27It's bad.
16:28Do you want some water?
16:30Water?
16:31Water.
16:32It's bad.
16:35Wait, wait, wait.
16:37This is bad.
16:39I can feel it.
16:41Are you okay?
16:42I'm hungry. I'll eat some snacks.
16:50Michio-san!
16:52What?
16:53There's a bag inside.
16:55Oh, yeah.
16:56It's not amnesia.
16:58He's a little crazy.
17:01Really?
17:02The salt is good.
17:03Is this a hospital?
17:08He doesn't seem to suspect it's acting.
17:12Next...
17:13Are you okay?
17:14Water?
17:15There's water here.
17:17Water?
17:18There's water here.
17:19What's that?
17:20This is bad.
17:24Michio-san, Michio-san.
17:26Michio-san, Michio-san.
17:27No, no, no.
17:28This is bad.
17:29Just once.
17:30This is bad.
17:31Just once.
17:32It looks like it, but he's actually drinking a safe tea.
17:38Furthermore...
17:40I'm going to eat a bento.
17:44Michio-san, Michio-san.
17:46It's not amnesia.
17:47He forgot how to eat it.
17:49Michio-san, Michio-san.
17:50He's amazing.
17:52This is bad.
17:53He bit it.
17:54Michio-san, Michio-san.
17:55Michio-san, Michio-san.
17:56You can't take it.
17:58This is bad.
18:00He's confused.
18:01Yeah, he's not in his right mind.
18:03He doesn't seem to remember anything.
18:05And at the end of this flow, he threw everything into his mouth.
18:10He forgot that he can't eat humans.
18:15This is the worst.
18:17He's scared.
18:18He's scared of Michio-san.
18:19There are many things to eat.
18:22But is it bad for me to eat this?
18:27It's bad.
18:28What is it?
18:30No, no, no.
18:31He's so scared.
18:32He's so scared.
18:33Michio-san, Michio-san.
18:36He should run away.
18:38Michio-san, Michio-san.
18:39Michio-san, Michio-san.
18:40Michio-san, Michio-san.
18:41Ouch!
18:42Ouch!
18:43Ouch!
18:44Ouch!
18:45Michio-san, Michio-san.
18:46Ouch!
18:47Ouch!
18:48Beppu-chan, you should run away.
18:50You'll get eaten.
18:51And the next plan is...
18:55I want to forget the structure of the human body.
18:58I want to forget how to bend my fingers.
19:01What are you scared of?
19:02I want to forget how to walk.
19:04I want Beppu-chan to teach me.
19:07It's different from what I'm doing.
19:10I'm scared.
19:12Do I have to bend my fingers?
19:14No, you don't.
19:15Stop it.
19:16Stop it.
19:17Stop it.
19:18Stop it.
19:19Michio-san, what are you scared of?
19:22You're a monster.
19:23You're a monster.
19:24Michio-san, you're a monster.
19:25Beppu-chan, teach me how to walk.
19:27How to walk?
19:28How to walk?
19:29How to walk?
19:30I've been falling down.
19:31Oh, right.
19:32Right foot, left foot.
19:36Right foot, left foot.
19:38Do you understand?
19:39Right foot.
19:40You can't do it?
19:42And...
19:43Right foot.
19:46Is your foot painful?
19:47It's pretty painful.
19:53What's wrong?
19:55Oh, no!
19:59Nakamura-san!
20:02I want to forget the concept of the toilet.
20:05I want to forget the concept of the toilet.
20:08What's going on?
20:11As he said,
20:13Beppu's face was covered with real poop.
20:18You're good at pooping.
20:20It's not acting.
20:22If you can poop, you're a giant.
20:25In the end, he forgot the concept of the toilet.
20:28It doesn't matter anymore.
20:29It doesn't matter anymore.
20:30It doesn't matter anymore.
20:31Oh, no!
20:36Oh, no!
20:37Oh, no!
20:42What's going on?
20:43He's dead.
20:45He's a giant.
20:46He's a giant.
20:47What's the story?
20:49I lost my memory.
20:52You're pooping, aren't you?
20:53I'm in trouble.
20:55How can you poop?
20:57Wednesday is downtown.
20:59I'm glad.
21:00I'm glad.
21:01Is it a prank?
21:03I'm glad.
21:05What?
21:06It's real poop.
21:07It's real poop.
21:09It stinks.
21:11Is it real poop?
21:12It stinks.
21:13It's real poop.
21:14It stinks.
21:15It's real poop.
21:16The last challenger is...
21:19It's real poop, isn't it?
21:21There's more.
21:23Can I go?
21:29Magical Lovely, Noda Crystal.
21:33The target is his junior, Babylon Nori.
21:38I run a gym called Crystal Gym.
21:40He works there.
21:42He's an old-fashioned, stupid macho.
21:45He's a good guy.
21:47He's stupid, but he's a good guy.
21:49You can do it!
21:50You can do it!
21:51You can do it!
21:53He's going to kill three people.
21:59Noda!
22:01You can do it!
22:02You can do it!
22:03You can do it!
22:04You can do it!
22:05You can do it!
22:06Noda!
22:07Noda!
22:08He's good.
22:10Noda!
22:11Noda!
22:12Noda!
22:13What are you doing?
22:15He hit his head.
22:17Noda.
22:18Noda.
22:20I don't know what's going on.
22:22Sometimes, guests come to my office.
22:24I'm bored.
22:25I'm bored.
22:26I can't do it.
22:28One, two.
22:30This is much easier.
22:38Noda immediately starts his first trick.
22:43Does he know it's him?
22:45I'll spit it out.
22:48Are you going to spit it out?
22:50He left the waiting room without saying a word.
22:54It's a new pattern.
22:56And...
22:58The judge was strange.
23:00The judge was strange.
23:01Are you going to stop him?
23:02He's slow.
23:03Is there anyone who looks like him?
23:04No, there isn't.
23:06I was scared when he came in.
23:10It's a dangerous company.
23:12Nori is complaining to the production team.
23:18What's this?
23:19Noda, are you okay?
23:21Are you in the bathroom?
23:23He's gone.
23:25He's not in the bathroom.
23:28How long ago was it?
23:30About five minutes ago.
23:32It's a little realistic.
23:34He escaped.
23:36He escaped.
23:37I lost my memory.
23:39I don't know where he went.
23:43I'm going to look for him.
23:45Are you going to look for him?
23:47I think he's gone.
23:49Is he going to leave like that?
23:51No one was here.
23:52We're going to the car now.
23:54Are you going to look for him?
23:56He's going to look for Noda.
24:01I don't care about my memory.
24:03Why did he run away?
24:04I'm not going to look for him.
24:06It's a big move to use the field from the beginning.
24:10What is it?
24:18Noda.
24:19What are you doing?
24:21Noda.
24:22It's like a documentary.
24:25What's going on?
24:27Noda.
24:28What's going on?
24:30Don't do that.
24:31Don't do that.
24:33Noda, what are you doing?
24:35It was hot.
24:37It was hot.
24:39He didn't just escape.
24:41For some reason, he's in the bread position.
24:44You should call an ambulance.
24:47He doesn't care about that.
24:50He's just worried about Noda.
24:53He's naked.
24:55Is he stupid?
24:57I think he's getting more naked.
25:01I'll go to the hospital.
25:03That's a good idea.
25:05Let's move on to the next plan.
25:10Are you busy?
25:11Yes.
25:12He said he's going to the hospital.
25:15It's scary to think about that.
25:18Hello.
25:20I'm in the middle of something.
25:26Oh, no.
25:27He's going somewhere again.
25:28He's going outside.
25:33Let's pretend his memory loss is cured.
25:36Let's take him out when he opens his eyes.
25:40Let's take him out again.
25:43I'm calling him now.
25:47Where's Noda?
25:49He's on the phone.
25:51Let me see.
25:54Did Noda go outside?
25:56No, he's probably there.
26:00He's not here.
26:02Again?
26:05Let's go back to the search.
26:08I don't like this.
26:13This time, he's going to get rid of his memory loss.
26:18But...
26:20Mr. Noda!
26:22Mr. Noda!
26:25What?
26:27I'm sorry.
26:29No, no, no.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:33Mr. Noda!
26:35Mr. Noda!
26:37He's at the store.
26:38He's eating on his own.
26:40He didn't pay for it.
26:41I'll bring the money.
26:44Mr. Noda, please don't leave this place.
26:49I'm sorry.
26:50Please call an ambulance.
26:51It's okay.
26:53It's okay.
26:55How many times can he escape?
26:57How many times can Noda escape?
26:59Let's go back to the search.
27:01I'm sorry.
27:05What's up?
27:07You look different today.
27:09Why are you looking away?
27:11He's gone.
27:12The staff has returned him.
27:15Why?
27:16They can't find him.
27:19He's a bad talker.
27:20What are you doing?
27:22What are you doing?
27:24He's a bad talker.
27:26He's still here.
27:28I like pudding.
27:30I like that kind of food.
27:32But he smells like cigarettes.
27:34I can't find him.
27:36Isn't that Mr. Noda?
27:38Mr. Noda!
27:40Mr. Noda!
27:42What are you doing, Mr. Noda?
27:45Let's go to a cafe and have a cup of tea with him.
27:50What do you mean?
27:52He's conscious.
27:54Let's go.
27:55He's a normal person.
27:57Let's go.
27:58I'm sorry.
27:59Mr. Noda.
28:01He lives in Hachioji.
28:03Yes, he talked about Hachioji.
28:05He talked about Hachioji?
28:07He's lost his memory.
28:09He's lost his memory.
28:11He talks differently.
28:13If he doesn't notice it, he's an idiot.
28:15He's too stupid.
28:16I'm worried.
28:18Do you know him?
28:20I'm glad he's conscious.
28:23He's too stupid.
28:25He didn't notice it.
28:27He didn't notice it.
28:29It can't be helped.
28:31He's completely conscious now.
28:33Really?
28:35I didn't expect him to be so responsive.
28:37He was crazy.
28:39He ate about 5 fried horse mackerels.
28:42He's back to normal.
28:44He's back to normal.
28:46He's back to normal.
28:48He's back to normal.
28:49He was crazy.
28:51He has to be responsive.
28:53He has to be responsive.
28:55He's being swayed.
28:57That's why he's in this state.
28:59I'll wait a moment.
29:01I don't know what's going on.
29:03There's something scarier than a referee.
29:05Oh, no!
29:07Stop him.
29:09He went to stop him.
29:11Is he back to normal?
29:13He's back to normal.
29:15He's completely back to normal.
29:17That's a good thing.
29:19That's what he said.
29:21He's back to normal.
29:23He's back to normal.
29:25What's next?
29:27Didn't you have a meeting with the staff?
29:29No, I didn't.
29:31No, I didn't.
29:33I want to go to him.
29:35I want to go to him.
29:37I want to go to him.
29:39But this time,
29:41But this time,
29:43He's not here.
29:45He's not here.
29:47He goes back to the factory.
29:49Oh, there he is.
29:53What kind of ending is that?
29:55He drops the krebel,
29:57and now the krebel
29:59has lost his memory.
30:05What is this?
30:07It's falling, it's falling.
30:09It's falling, it's falling.
30:13It's falling.
30:15As soon as he drops the krebel,
30:17there's no reason for it to fall.
30:19You're going to tell me, aren't you?
30:21Where is it?
30:23Where is it?
30:27Seriously,
30:29I don't get it at all.
30:31I don't get it at all.
30:33I don't get it at all.
30:35I don't get it at all.
30:37I don't get it at all.
30:39I don't get it at all.
30:41I don't get it at all.
30:43I don't get it at all.
30:45Let's stop.
30:49What do you think this is?
30:53And so,
30:55he explains this project.
30:57I don't get it at all.
30:59How did you feel?
31:01Help me more.
31:03Hey, hey, hey.
31:05Where am I?
31:07It's over.
31:09And so,
31:11he explains this project.
31:17How did you feel?
31:19Michiyo is too scary.
31:21I don't like it.
31:23I don't like it.
31:25I saw the other two for the first time here.
31:27I saw the other two for the first time here.
31:29I thought my setting was too weak.
31:31I thought my setting was too weak.
31:33I think that's an official competition.
31:35I think that's an official competition.
31:37I thought it was flying,
31:39but it was not.
31:41The next presenter is here.
31:43Please come in.
31:49Nice to meet you.
31:51I'm Jessica Ashizawa.
31:53Nice to meet you.
31:55Don't take too long.
31:57It's not Sasuke's first stage.
31:59It's not Sasuke's first stage.
32:03We are here because
32:05we are going to talk about Otsuru Himan.
32:07Oh, Mochishiro.
32:09He was here before.
32:11Before, no one noticed Otsuruhiman's bald head.
32:15He was the first impression.
32:18Because he was too strong.
32:20Yes, he was too fat.
32:22I also brought a theory about Otsuruhiman's physique.
32:27Here it is.
32:29If Otsuruhiman gets drunk, it's the end of the first volume.
32:35I see.
32:37If Otsuruhiman gets too drunk and can't move, what will people do?
32:43People who are not strong are heavy even for ordinary people.
32:46That's right.
32:47Even a normal adult.
32:48Even if Kakuchan of Tokyo Zero gets drunk, he is heavy.
32:52How much does he weigh?
32:54He is 190kg now.
32:55190kg?
32:57It's about the same weight as a piano.
33:02It's okay because the piano won't get drunk.
33:05It's easy to hold.
33:07Will Otsuruhiman put a wheel under the car?
33:10He has no choice but to roll over.
33:12He should have put a caster.
33:15If Otsuruhiman gets drunk, it's the end of the first volume.
33:21Who said that?
33:23I said I'm sorry.
33:25I'm sorry.
33:26On this day, Otsuruhiman and Oswald came to the izakaya because they were asked to hold a drinking party.
33:35I was told to come to Ogikubo.
33:36That's right.
33:37The theory is that if Otsuruhiman gets drunk, it's the end of the first volume.
33:43If Otsuruhiman gets drunk, it's the end of the first volume.
33:45It's a challenge from the izakaya to the taxi.
33:49I see.
33:51There are three people.
33:52There are three people.
33:53Four people.
33:55I've never been carried.
33:58I've never been crushed.
33:59I've never been crushed.
34:00Who did you call?
34:02I didn't know.
34:03I called Morita.
34:05I called Yamauchi.
34:07I called Oishi.
34:09I called Oishi.
34:11I called Oishi.
34:14So.
34:18It's hard to get out of the car.
34:20It's hard to get out of the car.
34:22It's hard.
34:23The contest with three entertainers who weigh the same as Himan begins.
34:30It's too late for a normal man.
34:32The route to carry the drunk Himan this time.
34:36It is too hard to go to the toilet.
34:38The route to carry the drunk Himan this time.
34:45The distance is about 40 meters.
34:46The distance is about 40 meters.
34:47This is hard.
34:49This 22-storied staircase is the goal of the taxi.
34:55However, it is not possible for ordinary people or shop staff to help.
35:01Only entertainers aim for the goal.
35:06In fact, they continue to drink oolong tea instead of oolong tea.
35:13It's 11 o'clock.
35:16It's 11 o'clock. It's the closing time of the izakaya.
35:20It's the closing time of the izakaya.
35:24I'm sorry.
35:25Don't be in a hurry.
35:26I have to go out.
35:29Now.
35:33I can't get up.
35:34Now, Himan is going to get drunk.
35:39This is the worst.
35:41Himan.
35:43This is troublesome.
35:45This is troublesome.
35:47He hasn't noticed the real trouble.
35:49He can't get up.
35:50Himan.
35:51This is troublesome.
35:53Himan.
35:54Are you serious?
35:56Wait a minute.
35:58He really can't get up.
35:59He really can't get up.
36:01Himan.
36:02Himan.
36:03It's the closing time of the izakaya.
36:04This is impossible.
36:05Morita, this is impossible.
36:06This is impossible.
36:07He really can't get up.
36:09I've never seen him like this.
36:10I'll just take him out.
36:13The Himan challenge begins.
36:18He's going to crush him.
36:19He's going to hold his right leg.
36:21He's going to hold his right leg.
36:23I can do it.
36:24Ready, set, go.
36:26I can do it.
36:27Ready, set, go.
36:29He's moving.
36:30Oh, no.
36:31He's going to die.
36:32He's going to die.
36:33He's going to die.
36:36The table is in the way.
36:37The table is in the way.
36:38He's going to die if he gets stabbed by the table.
36:40The four of them move the 190-kilogram mass little by little.
36:47It's big.
36:48It's big.
36:49Himan is good at handling it.
36:51But it still bends.
36:52It bends more than the piano, so it's okay.
36:55It's impossible.
36:56The piano doesn't bend.
36:57It's okay.
36:58After 20 minutes, they managed to get it out of the room.
37:03I'm sorry to tell you this, but I want to get some sesame oil on the table.
37:07I want to get some oil on the table.
37:15Wait a minute.
37:19Why am I the only one who's coughing?
37:22I can't stand it.
37:23I'm scared.
37:25That's awful.
37:26Why can't I get up?
37:28And then...
37:34Himan's wrist is coming off.
37:37It's pretty hard to get it out of the room.
37:39You can do it.
37:40You can do it.
37:41You can do it.
37:42You can do it.
37:43You're good.
37:44I'm sweating.
37:45I'm sweating.
37:46The stairs are...
37:48He keeps dragging Himan down with his uselessly improved technique.
37:53Be careful of the gravel.
37:54The gravel.
37:55One, two, three.
37:56Ki-chan, where are you?
37:59What's with this video?
38:01One, two, three.
38:02It's like he's carrying a corpse.
38:07One, two, three.
38:09The stairs.
38:12The four of them managed to get to the outside of the store.
38:19It's amazing how he can carry this up.
38:24What awaits them is the stairs that require lifting.
38:29Can we all lift it up?
38:31Can we all lift it up?
38:33Can we do it?
38:34It's impossible to pull it up.
38:35It's impossible.
38:38This is...
38:42My stomach is growling.
38:44And so, Ito...
38:47Who lives around here?
38:49Ryo, can you answer the phone?
38:51Ryo, who lives around here?
38:54Actually, in this challenge,
38:56if you feel like you can't carry it all by yourself,
39:01you can call for help.
39:03It's different when it's just the two of us.
39:06Hello, Ryo.
39:07The stairs are amazing.
39:10I can't carry it anymore.
39:12And so, Matsuko and...
39:14Did you wait 10 minutes there?
39:16Thank you for your hard work.
39:18Ryo, I'm sorry.
39:20I'm sorry.
39:21Ryo, I'm sorry.
39:22Ryo, I'm sorry.
39:23He's still coming.
39:25I'm Yamaguchi.
39:26He looks like Ryo.
39:29Do you want to try carrying it?
39:31I'll try.
39:32One at a time.
39:33It's difficult to lift it up in the worst way possible.
39:36It's completely different.
39:38It's floating.
39:40Let's stand up.
39:41Just the six of us.
39:42Stand up against the stairs.
39:44Stand up against the stairs.
39:45Is it not enough?
39:46How is it?
39:47Ryo, how about the number of people?
39:49I think one or two is fine.
39:50I think one or two is fine.
39:52You can't ride a taxi with a sedan.
39:55Unless it's a van.
39:57Unless it's expensive.
39:59The one that was popular in the Olympics.
40:01I see.
40:02If you ride a sedan, it's a failure.
40:04You're lucky.
40:06Hello?
40:07Yamaguchi, I can't get rid of my boredom right now.
40:10I think you'll understand when you get here.
40:12But somehow...
40:15More and more people are coming.
40:17They're here.
40:18Harada is easy to understand.
40:20He seems to be strong.
40:22Don't give up.
40:23The four entertainers who were drinking nearby joined in.
40:27With this, there are a total of 10 people.
40:30Harada seems to be strong.
40:31Miyuki, take a video of him.
40:35But it's narrow.
40:36With this number of people.
40:37That's right.
40:40This is fine.
40:41That's amazing.
40:42That's amazing.
40:43That's amazing.
40:44That's amazing.
40:46It's like a big turnip.
40:49One, two, three.
40:52Good, good, good.
40:55Let's stand up.
40:56Can you stand up?
40:58No, I can't stand up.
40:59But...
41:02Wait a minute.
41:03Yanase will come soon.
41:05Here, Wombat and Yanase, who are moving and cooking, and his wife join in.
41:13He's making a big pot.
41:14Does he need a wife?
41:16Can he do it with this?
41:17One, two, three.
41:19Really?
41:20He's alone.
41:21Koshimoto.
41:22He's that strong.
41:23Koshimoto.
41:24Turn around.
41:25Turn around.
41:27One, two, three.
41:28He can do it.
41:29He can do it.
41:30He can do it.
41:31All of you.
41:32All of you.
41:33All of you.
41:34It's like a festival.
41:36Yanase, you can do it.
41:37I'll do it.
41:38Otsuru Himan is not in the frame at all.
41:39Don't make me laugh.
41:41Who is he holding?
41:42It's the head.
41:43It's true.
41:45He's the main character.
41:46Koshimoto.
41:47Koshimoto.
41:48Koshimoto.
41:49Koshimoto.
41:50Koshimoto.
41:51Let's decide the position of the head.
41:52That's right.
41:54They organize their positions and attack again.
42:01I can do this.
42:02I can do this.
42:03I can do this.
42:04I can do this.
42:05I can do this.
42:06I can do this.
42:07I can do this.
42:08I can do this.
42:09I can do this.
42:10I can do this.
42:11I can do this.
42:12I can do this.
42:16Let's go at the same time.
42:17Slowly.
42:18Slowly.
42:19Slowly.
42:20Let's go.
42:21Slowly.
42:25And they take a break on the way.
42:27And they take a break on the way.
42:29They go up one step at a time.
42:32Have we been there?
42:33They spend 30 minutes on the rope and finish in five steps.
42:36Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
42:38It looks painful.
42:40Ready, go.
42:42Go, go, go, go, go, go.
42:44Go, go, go, go, go, go.
42:46Ready, go.
42:48Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
42:50One more time.
42:52Ready, go.
42:54He's sweating.
42:56He's sweating.
42:58His head is up.
43:00I can see the end.
43:02Let's do it.
43:04Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
43:06Let's go.
43:12It took two and a half hours.
43:14It took more than two hours.
43:16His head is up.
43:18His head is up.
43:20He's sweating.
43:22He's sweating.
43:24Ready, go.
43:26It's like a festival.
43:28He's sweating.
43:30He's sweating.
43:32His head is up.
43:34He's taking off his pants.
43:36He's scary.
43:38He's alive.
43:40He's alive.
43:42Wait a minute.
43:44How can I get him down?
43:46He's done with the first half.
43:48He's done with the first half.
43:50He's done with the first half.
43:52It took two and a half hours.
43:54He's sweating.
43:56He's sweating.
43:58It took two and a half hours.
44:00It took more than two and a half hours.
44:02Don't joke around.
44:04Don't joke around.
44:06Don't joke around.
44:08It's amazing.
44:14It's really not good.
44:16He'll be done early tomorrow.
44:18He'll be done early tomorrow.
44:20He came because he said it's too hard.
44:22I thought what happened.
44:24I thought what happened.
44:26I thought what happened.
44:28I don't have any information about it.
44:30I'm just checking who's here.
44:32I thought we were going to hug each other.
44:36I was like, yay!
44:38I'm not sure if it's a fake.
44:40It's not a fake.
44:42It's not a fake.
44:44It's not a fake.
44:46I see.
44:48I see.
44:50How was it, everyone?
44:52It took 2 and a half hours to gather all 12 of them.
44:54But it's not a story that doesn't exist.
44:58That's why there are fewer comedians who are going to go drinking with Himan.
45:02It's not a story that doesn't exist.
45:04It's dangerous.
45:06There may be a store that rejects Himan.
45:08Comedians don't gather that much.
45:12I guess it's the population of Himan.
45:14I guess it's the population of Himan.
45:16There were a few people who didn't do anything.
45:20I wonder why Merle doesn't wake up?
45:24I wonder why Merle doesn't wake up?
45:26Merle is angry at Otsugi Himan.
45:28Merle is angry at Otsugi Himan.
45:30I'm getting angry at him.