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00:00And now, the USA Network proudly presents the 1996 World Wrestling Federation Raw Bowl.
00:09Raw Bowl!
00:10Raw Bowl!
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00:15Raw Bowl!
00:16Yes, folks, it's finally here.
00:17The bowl game of bowl games.
00:18The step-daddy, or the mat-daddy of them all, the band is playing.
00:19The cheerleaders are cheering.
00:20Coach Blassie has given his final pep talk.
00:21Dandy Doc is walking to lock.
00:31Jimbo Jim is waiting to talk.
00:33The field has been laid.
00:35The Raw Bowl queen has been crowned.
00:38Four teams, eight superstars, will battle it out on one field, vying for the trophy.
00:43A galaxy of stars has been assembled.
00:47Big Daddy Cool.
00:48Yes, Diesel is here.
00:50Along with King Mabel.
00:51Goldust is here.
00:52The Nacho Man is here.
00:53Who?
00:54The Huckster is here.
00:55The what?
00:56Scheme Gene is here.
00:57Well, I got a bone to pick with that guy.
00:58Even Billionaire Ted is here.
00:59What's he doing here?
01:00They're all here for the very first World Wrestling Federation Raw Bowl.
01:01Well, this is certainly not the Rx Bowl.
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09:58Forward to you.
09:59Put those binoculars down.
10:01I'm riding the ring with him.
10:02Okay man, this is great.
10:03Yeah, I wish you were.
10:04Huh?
10:05Jerry The King Lawler, looking on as we all are ladies and gentlemen, and yes, listen
10:09to this.
10:10You better pay attention King.
10:13I can't ignore my co-ed.
10:16They've been doing a little matriculating here later on.
10:17Uh-huh, more like a blitz.
10:18Ashley, better watch your- your calling of audibles, I can tell you that.
10:24I wonder if she knows about the old Statue of Liberty play.
10:27Right now, Psycho Sid squaring off against Bart of the Smoking Guns.
10:30Two rugged individuals in there, and look at this double O go.
10:34Psycho Sid applying the pressure.
10:38Trying to give him a chin strap there.
10:43You can bet that there's not gonna be an end around here.
10:45There's no, off the rope again.
10:47Close out.
10:48A cover, one, two, and- Almost a score again.
10:54Bart now with Psycho Sid.
10:56As he, whoa, look at this.
10:57Look out. Sid's gonna go up.
10:58Look at that.
10:59Unbelievable suplex.
11:01What a spear that's got him.
11:03How much time's left on the clock, McMahon?
11:05To a Scott.
11:06No, not quite.
11:08Bart now.
11:09No one there.
11:10And Sid getting out of the way just in the nick of time.
11:15And there the tag is made.
11:16Bart's locked that kick with his face, didn't he?
11:19Savio Vega back in against Psycho Sid.
11:23Who will win the first ever WWF Raw Bowl?
11:27The Huckster's with us.
11:28The who?
11:29The Huckster, along with the Nacho Man.
11:33The Nacho Man?
11:35Yes, you'll be hearing a great deal more of them right now.
11:38Here we go with a tag.
11:39Look at this.
11:40Hard right hand.
11:41Look at this.
11:42Psycho Sid hammering away on Savio Vega.
11:45Now there's a blitz for you.
11:47Hey, now Savio's roughing the kicker.
11:49Yeah, and look at this.
11:50Wait a minute.
11:52A cover, two.
11:53And almost a pin by Sid.
11:56No team has been eliminated thus far.
11:58And again, any team member can tag any other member.
12:01Obviously, we just saw Owen Hart now tag back in against Savio Vega.
12:05Owen's taking Savio to the school of hard knocks right now.
12:08There's another one.
12:09The very same move that he claimed he put Shawn Michaels out of action with,
12:12and almost a count of three there.
12:15More on Shawn Michaels later.
12:17Savio Vega, far away from the line of scrimmage.
12:19Oh, look out, here we go.
12:20Could be some piling on here.
12:23Yokozuna now.
12:25Stay with us.
12:26We're gonna take this official time out.
12:29Welcome back, everyone, to the Lipton-Brisk Ice-T Raw Bowl.
12:33Yokozuna in there against Savio Vega when we last left you.
12:35It was Owen Hart against Savio Vega.
12:37Yeah. And that's the move that we saw.
12:38That same move that Owen Hart claims put Shawn Michaels on the shelf.
12:42And Michaels suffering the post-concussive syndrome.
12:45We'll have more on his condition after this matchup.
12:48Bye.
12:49Nice maneuver on the part of Savio Vega.
12:52And here we go now.
12:53The one, two, three, kid, tag right back in.
12:55Remember now, you can tag any partner you want.
12:58And once a tag is made, you must make physical contact.
13:00Miss Hope.
13:01Talk about physical contact.
13:02That's an onside kick.
13:05And wait a minute, tag is made.
13:06Here comes Yokozuna.
13:09Look at this, a whole left side of the line.
13:11Oh, my goodness.
13:12Please.
13:14Doesn't he know all of the players, all of the wrestlers are in the ring?
13:18They're on the field?
13:19There is no doubt.
13:20We've heard of Reggie White being the Minister of Defense in the NFL.
13:23I guess that makes Brother Love the Minister of Offense here in the WWF.
13:28Look out.
13:30Wow, McMahon.
13:32Check out the hang time on that punt by The Kid.
13:35Well, The Kid out of field goal range, but
13:37nonetheless, tagging Psycho Sid right back in.
13:40And you can look for Sid to attempt a bomb, a power bomb, that is.
13:46Yeah, you know what conference Sid is from, don't you?
13:49No, I have no idea.
13:51The Western Athletic Conference?
13:53No, he's WACO.
13:55One, two, three, kick.
13:57Tag back in.
13:58The Kid now with Savio Vega.
13:59Slams him to the mat.
14:01The Kid off the ropes and, oh, the money there.
14:04And that would be the equivalent of a turnover.
14:07Both men still in the red zone.
14:09Savio Vega, if only he could tag Razor Ramon.
14:12Come on, Kid.
14:13Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen.
14:16Hoping that the clock doesn't run out.
14:18Hoping that he gets his hands on the one, two, three.
14:20Can he do the night in?
14:21No. Yes.
14:22Time out.
14:23He's just a bad guy.
14:25What do you mean time out?
14:26Yes, they can call time out, but no.
14:28They're not going to.
14:28The Kid out of the canvas.
14:30First down.
14:32The Kid coming off the ropes and from the other side.
14:35Uh-oh.
14:36And it's, yeah, it's gonna be third and long now.
14:43Razor's going for it.
14:44No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
14:46Wait a minute, The Kid just called time out.
14:47Yes.
14:48The Kid believes this.
14:49Yes.
14:49The Kid just called time out.
14:51The microphone never works on those referees.
14:5435.
14:55Hey, wait a minute, what's he doing?
14:57Oh, wait a minute.
14:58Razor.
14:59Razor at the Kid out.
15:00Penalty.
15:01Penalty.
15:02Penalty.
15:03Razor's out.
15:04Yes.
15:06I want Ted DiBiase's out.
15:07Wait a minute.
15:08Too many men on the field, ref.
15:09Throw the flag somewhere.
15:11No, no, no, DiBiase.
15:12He just threw it.
15:13Get him down.
15:14The flag's been thrown.
15:16Who's the penalty on DiBiase or Razor?
15:19I'm not sure.
15:21When is play going to resume?
15:23Oh, there it is.
15:24Play has just resumed.
15:26Here we go.
15:26From behind, no.
15:28Illegal procedure, ref.
15:29Turn around.
15:30Yeah, yeah.
15:31Turn around.
15:32Oh, no, don't turn around now.
15:33No.
15:33Yes.
15:34Boom.
15:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:36Tucked down.
15:39No, Savio, no time out now.
15:42Yeah, your time out, your time has run out.
15:45Get out.
15:46Razor fell for the old draw play, McMahon.
15:48The what?
15:48Yeah, the draw play.
15:50DiBiase drew the referee's attention,
15:52and the Kid beat Razor Ramon once again.
15:54This is great.
15:55One team has been eliminated.
15:56We're down to three.
15:57Who will win the first ever Raw Bowl?
15:59Stay with us and find out.
16:02Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to more of the Raw Bowl.
16:04Look, McMahon, everybody knows they're watching the Raw Bowl.
16:06Let me explain to you the old draw play.
16:08Look, Ted DiBiase's on the outside, but he jumps up.
16:10He draws the referee's attention to him.
16:12He also draws a penalty flag, but that don't even matter,
16:14because in the meantime, Sid, he comes in.
16:16He drags the Kid back over to the corner.
16:18Then Razor Ramon gets up.
16:19He's bumbling.
16:20He's stumbling.
16:20He's rumbling over to the referee.
16:22Sid comes in from behind, hits the ropes, comes up.
16:24Wham, right there, and Razor's back.
16:26Razor goes down.
16:27The Kid covers.
16:27One, two, three.
16:29Ah, Razor and Savio are eliminated on the old draw play.
16:32More like the old trap play, if you ask me.
16:34Let's take a look now.
16:35Sid coming from behind.
16:36A huge clothesline.
16:38Razor going down.
16:39The Kid covers.
16:40Razor watching the left-hand side of the street.
16:42Time out.
16:43Savio calls time.
16:44The official didn't see it.
16:46The kickoff, and here we go.
16:48One, two, three, Kid against Bart.
16:49Wait a minute, that's double teaming.
16:51Look at that.
16:51Wait a minute, it's like a bowl alliance
16:53with Sid and the Kid over there.
16:54That's right, McMahon.
16:55I just got off the phone with Danny Sheridan,
16:56and he just listed the Smoking Guns
16:59as 101 long shots to win the Raw Bowl now.
17:02Anything can happen here in the World Wrestling Federation.
17:04Wide open.
17:05Oh, look at this.
17:06Owen Hart now, just hammering away.
17:09Owen Hart and Yokozuna, defeated by the Smoking Guns.
17:13You can bet they would like once again
17:14to be tag team champions.
17:15Who knows who is gonna win this first ever Raw Bowl?
17:19Oh yeah, they wanna be Raw Bowl champions.
17:21They wanna take home that Lombardi trophy.
17:24And a cover, one, two, and almost got a three.
17:28What kind of trophy, Lombardi trophy?
17:29Everybody, McMahon, knows that the most prestigious
17:32trophy in sports is the Lombardi trophy.
17:34This isn't the Superbowl, my goodness.
17:36Unneeded in midsection.
17:37Spinning Bart Gunn in midair.
17:39Owen Hart now, working in the midsection again.
17:44Owen Hart sets up Bart Gunn, off the rope, and my goodness.
17:49Look at that, yes, what a maneuver, two, and almost a count of three.
17:53That had been so close.
17:55Owen and Yokozuna still have a timeout they can use.
17:58For that matter, so do the Smoking Guns.
17:59However, Sid and the one, two, three kid have already used their one timeout.
18:05And again, setting up Bart Gunn now.
18:09Right down on to that hard astroturf.
18:11All right, to the outside.
18:12Owen Hart, going all the way up to the top.
18:16From the top of the goal post and, no, nobody's there.
18:22Hit the upright.
18:24Owen Hart and Bart Gunn.
18:27Each man trying to tag in someone.
18:31Getting closer.
18:32There's an offensive coordinator for you.
18:35What?
18:36Cornette.
18:37Reaching for the tag and, no.
18:39Pulling back, pulling back.
18:40Almost.
18:41Holding, holding.
18:41Yes, here we go.
18:42Tag was made.
18:44And boom.
18:45My goodness, look at that.
18:47Billy Gunn is a house of fire.
18:49But there's too many men on the field.
18:52Billy Gunn, all over, look at this.
18:54Yokozuna now, yeah.
18:56He can't, you can't do that.
18:57Who does he think he is, Woody Hayes?
18:59No, the kid just leveled Bart Gunn in the back of the head and a neck breaker.
19:06Owen Hart now trying to capitalize.
19:07And look at this.
19:08The referee trying to get the debris off the field.
19:10Debris?
19:11Well, uh-oh.
19:13No, no, don't tell me.
19:16Yeah, you're fixing to see some debris, all right?
19:19Owen and Yoko, they're going for it, McMahon.
19:22You're fixing to see the Hail Mary.
19:25No, no, wait a minute, no, there's a double reverse.
19:29Yeah!
19:31Can you believe that?
19:32We've just seen a double reverse.
19:35Yokozuna to the outside.
19:37Wait a minute, timeout.
19:39Yokozuna's calling timeout.
19:41The official doesn't see it.
19:43No way.
19:45The official didn't see Yokozuna calling timeout.
19:48Where's the instant replay?
19:49Come on, everybody say it.
19:51That was the old raw ball.
19:52We don't have that anymore.
19:53You're going to see snowballs come flying out of the stands if they let this go.
19:57Well, it's going to stand.
19:58Now we're down to two teams left.
20:00The Kid and Sid against the Smoking Guns.
20:03Let's go back.
20:04Look at the double feature.
20:05Look at this.
20:06Show it to the referee.
20:07What a tremendous double reverse.
20:10But where was the part of Yokozuna calling timeout?
20:14Well, maybe he's on the outside.
20:16The official didn't see it.
20:17You can't call timeout from the sidelines.
20:19Come on, Sid.
20:23Psycho Sid pummeling.
20:26The co-holder of the WWF Tag Team Championship.
20:29Yes, Billy Guy.
20:30We're down to two teams.
20:32Tremendous action in the raw ball, but yet to come here tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
20:36Former WWF champion with a new attitude.
20:39Big Daddy Cool Diesel one-on-one against Mabel Cross.
20:42King, you're just not going to believe who has joined the Royal Rumble.
20:47An unbelievable bombshell right here tonight.
20:50And of course, the Huckster is still going to be with us.
20:53Who, the Huckster?
20:54Yeah, Huckster.
20:55A nacho man?
20:56Well, yeah.
20:57You've got Scheme Gene and Billionaire Ted.
20:58Look at that dropkick.
21:00One, two, three.
21:01Look at those.
21:02Unbelievable.
21:03These cowboys have really been blocking some kicks.
21:06Hard cover.
21:07One, two, and a scar.
21:08No.
21:09Got his right shoulder up.
21:10Bear in mind, the Smoking Guns could have called a timeout right there.
21:13They still have one remaining.
21:14Sid and Kid have already used theirs up.
21:17A tremendous raw ball.
21:19The first ever here at University of Delaware.
21:21We've got a packed house.
21:22Yes.
21:24A student body turning out in droves, enjoying the first ever WWF Raw Ball.
21:28That's right.
21:29Come on, ref.
21:30You need to warn the crowd about excessive noise.
21:32They're making so much noise.
21:33Sid and the Kid can't hear each other's signals.
21:36They're audible.
21:37Well, I can tell you this.
21:38If the cowboys play this one out, Jerry Jones is going to be proud of them for sure.
21:45And now both in the midsection.
21:46And an alleyway.
21:47Sid now being staggered from the other side.
21:50Underneath the clothesline.
21:51And oh!
21:52Right into that huge boot.
21:54And that would be three points.
21:55That would be a 50-yarder for sure.
21:57Morton Anderson would love that.
21:59And Sid now.
22:01Coming off the rope.
22:02And!
22:03Whoa!
22:06And this is definitely the two-minute drill.
22:08And no!
22:09No!
22:10Still can't put him away.
22:11I can't believe they're not calling the timeout.
22:15A one-two-three Kid and Sid getting a bit desperate here.
22:19Could they be thinking about punting?
22:22They can't put him away, McMahon.
22:23I'll tell you this.
22:24If the Smoking Guns have a trick play, a gadget play, they better pull it out right now because
22:27they're-
22:28There it is!
22:29There it is right there!
22:30Come on!
22:31Yes!
22:32Oh!
22:33So close.
22:34The scoreboard ready to light up.
22:38And trying to make the tag.
22:39Billy to his tag team partner Bart.
22:43And Psycho Sid-
22:44Oh my goodness!
22:46That's not illegal use of the hands.
22:50Psycho Sid.
22:51Setting him up now.
22:52And again, another hard right hand.
22:53Is Billy still on his feet?
22:56The Smoking Guns, the underdogs.
22:59Another right hand.
23:00That's right, McMahon.
23:01Look at this.
23:02Sid can taste it.
23:03He knows they're in the red zone.
23:04It's time to-
23:05Whoa!
23:06No.
23:07Retaliation there on the part of Billy.
23:08Billy with another right hand.
23:10Look at this!
23:11And Sid being backed up.
23:12Billy sets up Psycho Sid.
23:14On reversal now.
23:15Off the rope!
23:16And from the near side, we've got-
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18Oh no!
23:19There's illegal use of the hands!
23:21Whoa!
23:22Intentional grounding!
23:24Yippee!
23:26What do you think of that, Ashley?
23:28Ashley?
23:29Yeah!
23:31Don't stand up.
23:32Just stay seated.
23:33Okay, I'll try to contain myself.
23:35Okay.
23:36I'll contain you.
23:37Don't worry.
23:39Well, I guess she doesn't know that you're a triple threat, huh, King?
23:43Stumble, fumble, and fall.
23:44What?
23:45Come on, Billy!
23:47And in the event-
23:48Come on, Billy!
23:49In a bit of a desperate situation.
23:51Uh-oh!
23:52And now Bart knocked off the sideline.
23:54I've never seen that.
23:57And wide open is Billy with-
23:59Another drop play!
24:00Look at this!
24:01Another drop play!
24:03The Kid on the top!
24:04Oh no!
24:05Hey!
24:07Ranger just shoved the Kid on top of Sid!
24:09Full of cover!
24:10Good for him!
24:11No way!
24:12One, two!
24:13A touchdown!
24:14Touchdown!
24:15Touchdown!
24:16I can't believe it, McMahon!
24:17No fair!
24:18He's the new legal man downfield!
24:20And a go down to the record!
24:22Punk has a victory!
24:24The Smoking Guns win the first ever WWF Raw Ball!
24:28Look out, Ashley!
24:29Let me cover your head!
24:31I guarantee you the snowballs are fixing to start flying!
24:34This is a giant stadium!
24:35Come on!
24:36This is the Raw Ball!
24:37There are your winners!
24:39Woo!
24:41Lean over!
24:42Here we go!
24:44All right, Jeremy!
24:45Keep going!
24:46We're going to have your attention as we kick off the New Year!
24:47Excuse me!
24:48What?
24:49What?
24:50As we kick off the New Year, certainly, a great deal of speculation as to what Shawn
24:51Michaels will announce next Monday!
24:52He's holding a press conference!
24:53Look, McMahon, I've told you!
24:54I'll save you a lot of time and trouble!
24:55There's no need for speculation!
24:56I've got my sources!
24:57They're never wrong!
24:58I know what the announcement's going to be!
24:59It's not going to be a very happy New Year for Shawn Michaels fans, because he will announce
25:00that he is the new legal man downfield!
25:01The Smoking Guns win the first ever WWF Raw Ball!
25:02This is a giant stadium!
25:03Come on!
25:04There are your winners!
25:05Woo!
25:06Lean over!
25:08All right, now with the Wrigley's Halftime Report, let's take you to JB, Terry, Howie,
25:23and Jimmy, all rolled into one!
25:25Let's take you to Dandy Doc!
25:27The Wrigley's Halftime Report, brought to you by Winterfresh gum from Wrigley, for icy
25:32cool breath that laughs!
25:34Well, hello and welcome to the Raw Ball Halftime Report, I'm Doc Hendricks.
25:38Now I've got to tell you, this will not be like some meaningless, trivial, boring halftime
25:43program you've had to endure all weekend long.
25:46No siree, Bob, it's more like a two minute drill.
25:49Matter of fact, the clock is ticking.
25:52Still to come here on the Raw Ball, seven foot, big daddy cool Diesel, taking on 568
25:57pound King Mabel.
25:59Standing by, my broadcast colleague, Jumbo Ross.
26:02Jumbo, do you have Diesel?
26:04Well, no I don't.
26:05As a matter of fact, I did get a quick word with Big Daddy Cool, and he said very emphatically
26:09that right here tonight on Raw, that he was going to kick the King's can.
26:14That's all I got from here.
26:16Back to you there, Dandy.
26:17Alright, Jumbo, thank you for that informative interview.
26:20I have to wonder, which King's can was Diesel referring to as far as kicking?
26:25Now the next big game here for the World Wrestling Federation will be January 21st, the Royal
26:30Rumble live on pay-per-view, emanating from Fresno, California, for the National Championship.
26:35It will be defending champion, Bret the Hitman Hart, against the phenom of the World Wrestling
26:40Federation, The Undertaker.
26:42Bret, with his championship offense, much like that of the Cornhuskers, going up against
26:47the quick striking offense of The Undertaker, much like that of the Gators.
26:52Also on the lineup, it will be Ahmed Johnson, the powerhouse, taking on Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
26:57This rivalry got heated up at In Your House, when Double J, Jeff Jarrett, flagrantly committed
27:03a personal foul on Ahmed Johnson.
27:06Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
27:07Look out!
27:08Whoa!
27:09And now the Royal Rumble match itself.
27:12It's going to have 30 all-pro superstars competing.
27:15We start with two all-pro superstars on the playing field.
27:19Every two minutes, a superstar rushes in with a blitz from the locker room.
27:23Then, the only way to get ejected from the Royal Rumble is to be thrown over the top
27:26rope, with both feet landing out of bounds.
27:29And of course, the winner of the Royal Rumble, guaranteed a title shot at the Super Bowl
27:33of the World Wrestling Federation, WrestleMania 12.
27:37Now, don't forget, no one does pay-per-view like the World Wrestling Federation.
27:42And the Royal Rumble is just under three weeks away.
27:45I see the teams coming back out on the field.
27:47Let's get down to the field for the second half.
27:49All right, King, when you hear the bombshell, when you hear who is signed to be in the WWF
27:54Royal Rumble.
27:55He's never been in the World Wrestling Federation ever before.
27:57What an athlete.
27:58Who is it?
27:59Well, I'll get to that in a minute.
28:00All right, right now, we're going to take you to the Hot Pin Match-Up.
28:03The guest referee is going to be the one and the only, Hillbilly Jam.
28:07And the object of the Hot Pin Match-Up, Rusev, the loser simply winds up into the hot pin
28:12first.
28:13He's thrown out of the ring, and the loser goes over into the hot pin with a motion to
28:17hug to the, with a motion to hug.
28:19Let me tell you, everything that's brown in there is not mud.
28:23Well, it's going to start here in the square circle, ladies and gentlemen.
28:26And again, as Hillbilly Jam explained it, this match is pretty simple.
28:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:31Uh-oh.
28:32Look out!
28:33He's flopped.
28:34Oh, my goodness.
28:35Hunter Hearst on the outside now.
28:36Hunter Hearst, don't tell me this thing's going to begin with a regular flopping.
28:39Hold it.
28:40Hold it.
28:41He's still got his expensive clothes on.
28:42Whoa!
28:43No!
28:44Oh, my gosh.
28:45Oh, no.
28:46Ladies and gentlemen.
28:47Oh, look it.
28:48People in the first row have been slopped.
28:50I mean, unfortunately, one of our ranks.
28:51There is slop everywhere.
28:52Nonetheless, the match is on.
28:53Hunter Hearst, Hemsley now.
28:54Oh, my gosh.
28:55The big forearm.
28:56And people have been, oh.
28:57They're just running for cover.
28:58And look at this now, Henry Godwin.
28:59Here's a double feature of some of the, oh.
29:00Oh, that's a double feature.
29:01Oh, my goodness.
29:02Oh, no.
29:03Oh, no.
29:04Oh, no.
29:05Oh, no.
29:06Oh, no.
29:07Oh, my goodness.
29:08Oh, no.
29:09Oh, my goodness.
29:10Oh, no.
29:11No, no.
29:12Oh, no.
29:13Oh, my goodness.
29:14Oh, no.
29:15Oh, my goodness.
29:16That poor young man.
29:20Back, body drop.
29:21On the outside.
29:26Back in the ring here now, Hunter.
29:28And Hunter Hearst-Tomsley continues to circle around the squared circle.
29:32Right back in.
29:34Henry Godwin now.
29:35Uh-oh.
29:37Come on, Hunter.
29:39A blatant maneuver there, he's coming off the ropes now, Hunter Hearst-Tomsley.
29:42My goodness.
29:43And a hard right hand.
29:44And wait a minute, Hunter Hearst-Tomsley locked inside the rope now.
29:50Henry Godwin.
29:53And hopefully, Jim's trying to calm him.
29:57What's he gonna do now?
29:58A handful of slop, a handful of slop.
30:03No way, no way, whoa.
30:07Aah.
30:09My God.
30:14I've heard of being slimed before, but slopped.
30:20And Henry, it's a struggle as Hunter Hearst-Tomsley
30:25is about to regurgitate in front of us.
30:29What do you think his parents up in Greenwich,
30:30Connecticut are thinking right now, McMahon?
30:32I have no idea.
30:33My goodness.
30:36And there is a bit of odoriferous, look at this.
30:41And meanwhile, Hunter Hearst-Tomsley is pummeling and
30:45hammering away on Henry Godwin.
30:48Doesn't smell like mistletoe in here, McMahon.
30:50No, I don't believe it does.
30:52And he'll bully Jim.
30:56Uh-oh, look out, here we go.
30:57The Big Man for the ride, wow.
31:00And Hunter Hearst-Tomsley is in control of this matchup.
31:03Yeah, nicely done.
31:05Pick that hog up and take it back there and dump him in the slop.
31:09Wait till you get a load of who winds up in the hog pit.
31:12Wait till you see all that nasty slop and hogs groaning and all that stuff.
31:16Plus, here tonight, Big Daddy Cool Diesel, one-on-one with Mabel.
31:20And also, ladies and gentlemen, wake him up.
31:23No, what are you gonna do when the huckster, somebody wake him up, please.
31:30Welcome back, everyone, to the first ever Raw Ball.
31:32The Hog Pit Match continues.
31:35And he'll bully Jim there simply to find out who goes into the hog pit.
31:39Somebody got, into, my goodness.
31:42Woo, this little piggy just about went to market.
31:46I think you're just about right.
31:48A devastating maneuver on the part of Hunter Hearst-Tomsley.
31:52What a matchup this has turned out to be.
31:54Yeah, a grueling one.
31:55That little piggy should have stayed home.
31:57Ha ha ha.
31:58And you just might be right as Hunter Hearst-Tomsley
32:01trying to get the big hog farmer into, here we go.
32:05What's he gonna do here?
32:07No, look out.
32:08Chops him up.
32:09Chops him up with a pedigree.
32:10No.
32:12No. No.
32:13No, he didn't go.
32:14So close.
32:15He got in.
32:17He has to go all the way in and look at this.
32:20On the top now of the row, Hunter Hearst, and he loses balance and-
32:24No. Yeah.
32:25My goodness.
32:27The elbow drop from high above down into the sternum area of Henry Godwin.
32:32This matchup, leaving the ring some time ago.
32:34And they're having a battle on it, right there in front of the hotbed.
32:38Henry Godwin and Hunter Hearst-Tomsley going at it a first ever here in
32:43the World Wrestling Federation.
32:44Kimberly Jim, the guest official.
32:48Can you imagine that, McMahon?
32:49Look at that.
32:50The hog, the slop.
32:52Just like being back in Bitters, Arkansas.
32:54Right now I talked to my good friend earlier today, Jeff Foxworthy.
32:56Yeah. He told me what it would be like to be
32:58from Bitters, Arkansas.
33:00He said, if you get odor eaters as a Christmas present,
33:04you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
33:07Well, right now, they're back in the ring.
33:09Henry Godwin coming after Hunter, who was around the ringside area.
33:12And here we go, this match is right back in the ring.
33:15He said, if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it,
33:18you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
33:21Never thought of it that way.
33:23If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and
33:26a flashlight, you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
33:29Well, in any event, the man from Bitters, Arkansas right now is in some trouble.
33:36And you would think that Hunter just might be at a bit of a disadvantage coming
33:41into this type of a matchup.
33:43Come on, Hunter, look at this.
33:44Wait a minute, wait a minute.
33:45Let's see what the Heart Farmer can do.
33:47And- Whoa!
33:50Whoa!
33:51Unbelievable!
33:55What a maneuver!
33:57And that maneuver almost as effective as the Swamp Drop.
34:02And I'm not so sure that the Hillbilly Gym is the most unbiased official.
34:11And it looks like Hunter's gonna go for the ride.
34:14Let's go back to the normal picture and take a look at this.
34:16Way up, only one place to go.
34:19No!
34:21And Hunter Hurst-Tomsley, gamely, back on his feet.
34:24Maybe not for long for the ride to the buckle, and no!
34:27No!
34:30Helmsley, hammered.
34:33Helmsley being set up.
34:34Helmsley, an undefeated streak to the outside.
34:39And Helmsley's undefeated streak is gonna come, I believe,
34:42to a screeching halt here in your house tonight.
34:45We're gonna have to take this quick break.
34:47And when we return, ladies and gentlemen,
34:48we're gonna find out who winds up in hog heaven.
34:51Stay with us.
34:53Hey, you old timers out there.
34:55Need a little excitement?
34:58Keep watching WWS.
35:04By the way, if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do,
35:07you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
35:10I'm not from Bitters, Arkansas.
35:11What is this stuff?
35:12Bitters, Arkansas.
35:13The match going on.
35:14A grueling matchup.
35:15One of the most grueling this thing has turned out to be.
35:19Here we go!
35:19Stubborn.
35:20Here we go.
35:20Godwin, no.
35:21Reversal.
35:26Helmsley being set up now.
35:28Can you imagine, McMahon?
35:30If they break that gate, we'll have hogs everywhere here.
35:33We'll have hogs everywhere here.
35:34The slop drop.
35:35Helmsley's out of it.
35:37The high farmer, all he has to do is pick up Helmsley and dump him in.
35:41But unfortunately, this match has taken its toll on Henry O'Godwin as well.
35:48There's flies flying around him.
35:50The flies, what?
35:52Uh-oh, here come the hogs.
35:54And Helmsley trying to keep an eye.
35:57Get away from that, Hunter.
35:59Those aren't pork rinds you smell over there.
36:03Helmsley trying to get to his feet.
36:06Look at him.
36:07He's almost out of it.
36:09The hog farmer.
36:10Henry Godwin back up and charging closely.
36:12Look at this!
36:16Henry Godwin's half-whip.
36:19Can you believe this?
36:21Hunter Hurst Helmsley remains undefeated.
36:26And just as important, look at him.
36:30Thank God.
36:31Other than a little bit of slop on him.
36:34He is pristine.
36:35Hey, wait, you don't mess with him.
36:37Wait a minute.
36:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
36:43Yes, yes, yes!
36:47Please no, please no!
36:50McMahon!
36:52Oh no!
36:53That's worse than a slap!
36:56That ain't slap McMahon!
36:58Everything around in there is not mud!
37:03Oh!
37:05Wow!
37:06That's too much!
37:08Man, look at that!
37:09Look at this!
37:10Oh my goodness!
37:14Oh no!
37:16It was controversial.
37:17Careers are riding on this McMahon!
37:20Stop the match, stop it.
37:25It was for the WWF Championship.
37:27Wait a minute, one, two, three.
37:31No.
37:32And now it's on Raw.
37:35See the match everyone is talking about.
37:37Bret Hart versus the British Bulldog from In Your House.
37:41Plus, the high flying Hakushi wants to prove to this country crooner that he
37:47ain't so great.
37:48All this, next week on Raw.
37:52Yes, all this and more as the first WWE ever All Bowl continues here tonight.
37:56On his way to the ring, here comes King Mabel.
37:59And on his way to a press conference next week, ladies and gentlemen,
38:02Shawn Michaels.
38:03We will have the result of that press conference right here,
38:06as Michaels puts an end to all of the rumors, one way or the other.
38:09That's right, this is gonna be an end to Michaels' career.
38:12I'm telling you, I'm letting the cat out of the bag right now.
38:14Shawn Michaels, next week, you'll hear it right here on Raw.
38:16He will announce his retirement.
38:19Well, let's certainly hope that is not the case.
38:21If it is, that would be nothing short of tragic.
38:23Yet to come here tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
38:25Big Daddy Cool Diesel against Mabel, plus that bombshell announcement.
38:29Waiting to get a load of who has entered the WWF Royal Rumble.
38:33Yeah, and Ashley and I can't wait to see the presentation of the Lombardi Trophy.
38:37It's so huge, I want you all- Are you kidding me?
38:43Open your eyes, brother love, and close your mouth.
38:46All right, here we go.
38:49Black gloves all over the place.
38:54Here he comes.
38:56What a second, Gene, I mean, here he comes with a new attitude.
39:01And if you don't wear a black glove, he's gonna run right over you.
39:04Can he run over Mabel?
39:07Mabel against Big Daddy Cool.
39:11All I can tell you is Mabel has got to start 1996 off on the right foot.
39:15He's not been the same man since he was stuffed in that casket by the Undertaker.
39:20I've heard from Mo that he's not gonna be held responsible for
39:23his actions from here on out in this new year.
39:26I can tell you this, big man.
39:27King Mabel has told me that he's made a New Year's resolution.
39:31Yeah.
39:31That is that he will rule the World Wrestling Federation in 1996.
39:36Would you please pay attention over here?
39:40Hey, Ashley, you know, now that it's New Year's,
39:42have you made yourself any New Year's resolutions?
39:44Yeah, quite frankly, I think a queen should find herself a king for
39:49the New Year.
39:50You don't have to look very far.
39:54Give me a break.
39:56Mabel just, wait a minute, Mabel at his back, turn to Diesel.
39:59Diesel with the word.
40:00Big Daddy Cool Diesel now with a 500 pound Mabel.
40:03And look at that booty, knock this kid out, wait a minute.
40:05Cover, to it, he got him, he got him, he got him.
40:09Wait a minute, I didn't even hear the bell ring to start the match.
40:11So much for New Year's resolutions.
40:13And look at this, Moe.
40:14Get out of there, Moe.
40:16Yeah, Moe doesn't want any more.
40:18Look, no.
40:19Cover your eyes, Ashley, don't look at this.
40:21Up he goes and down.
40:24The Jackknife.
40:26Big Daddy Cool Diesel making a statement here tonight on Raw.
40:29He wants to be the World- My goodness, what an attitude.
40:33Nothing will stand in his way in his quest to once again be the World Wrestling
40:37Federation Champion.
40:39Big Daddy Cool Diesel even got an Undertaker's face recently.
40:42Wow.
40:43Yes, indeed.
40:44And the first man to sign for the WWF, Ryan Ross Ball.
40:49Look out, Ashley, cover your hair.
40:52Fireworks always going on where Big Daddy Cool Diesel lives.
40:57Amen.
40:58I don't think now would be a very good time to-
40:59No, go ahead, McMahon, go up there and talk to him.
41:02No, no, I don't think, why don't you?
41:03Are you afraid to?
41:05I think you got a better shot.
41:06I'm doing it, I'm not afraid.
41:07Watch.
41:09Go ahead, the King, go ahead, the King.
41:12Hey, Big Daddy Cool, Diesel.
41:16He's looking for those black gloves and there is a sea of black gloves.
41:19Come here, Diesel.
41:20No question about it.
41:21And Big Daddy Cool Diesel now, nothing ever, I guess.
41:25Could it be he's gonna talk to the King?
41:27Yeah.
41:28This will be the first time Big Daddy Cool Diesel has anything to say
41:31since losing at WWF.
41:33I wanted to ask if you were-
41:34Hey, wait a minute.
41:39My goodness.
41:40Hold the phone.
41:41Hold it, Diesel.
41:42My goodness, take a look at this.
41:44What are you doing?
41:46No way.
41:47Big Daddy Cool Diesel leaving with the goods.
41:51Ashley, come back.
41:54I'm the King.
41:56Ashley.
41:59To the victor, got the spills.
42:00It could be a good year for Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
42:07Stay tuned, everyone.
42:08Matter of fact, I believe in him.
42:10There's some sort of trophy presentation.
42:12Did you say the Lombardi trophy?
42:15Man, do something.
42:16Do something.
42:17I'm watching Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
42:19Welcome with Ashley.
42:22All right, let's take you back for the Lombardi trophy presentation to the smoking
42:27guns.
42:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:30I hate to break up the party, boys, but
42:34I give you the pleasure of receiving the famous Lombardi trophy.
42:43Give me a break.
42:44Who do you think taught him everything he knows?
42:48Steve Lombardi?
42:49Let me tell you what we think of this, Jim.
42:51The Brooklyn Brawler?
42:52Yeah.
42:53Hey, uh-oh.
42:54Wait a minute, look what's happening to-
42:56Get out of there, Brawler.
42:57Uh-oh.
42:58Wait a minute.
42:59What are they doing?
43:00It's going to be a lifted brisket bath.
43:01No.
43:02Oh.
43:03Look at that brisket going up.
43:04And you know what kind of thing, Evan?
43:05That's probably the first bath Brawler's had in a long time of any kind.
43:06Hey.
43:07All right, stay tuned for the monster announcement.
43:08Who's going to be in the Royal Rumble?
43:09Plus, we're going to take you to Billionaire Ted's Wrestling War Room.
43:10Stay with us.
43:11Welcome back, everyone, to the 1990s.
43:12I've talked these days about the upcoming Royal Rumble taking place in Fresno, California.
43:34And, of course, the winner of the Royal Rumble then goes on to face the WWF champion, whomever
43:35that might be, at WrestleMania.
43:36Yesterday, January 21, live from Fresno, California, exclusively on pay-per-view, and who was the
43:37first man to sign his name on the dotted line?
43:38Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
43:39Yeah, but what about Owen Hart?
43:40He'll be there.
43:41The British Bulldog has entered as well.
43:42Yeah, and Dory Funk Jr.
43:43Also in it, Savio Vega.
43:44And King Mabel.
43:45He the king.
43:46Bam, bam, picking all the beasts from the east.
43:47And Paris Hilton.
43:48And, of course, the winner of the Royal Rumble, then goes on to face the WWF champion, whomever
43:49that might be, at WrestleMania.
43:50Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
43:51Yeah, but what about Owen Hart?
43:52He'll be there.
43:53The British Bulldog has entered as well.
43:54Yeah, and Dory Funk Jr.
43:55Also in it, Savio Vega.
43:56And King Mabel.
43:57He the king.
43:58Bam, bam, picking all the beasts from the east.
43:59And Barry Horowitz.
44:00Ryoko Tsuna.
44:01And look at this, McMahon.
44:02Back in the World Wrestling Federation for the Royal Rumble, the Native American Tatanka.
44:03Doesn't get any bigger than that.
44:04Unless it's this man.
44:05In the Royal Rumble, the man known as Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:06Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:07Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:08Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
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44:38Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:39Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:40Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:41Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:42Big Daddy Cool Jesus.
44:44Wow, McMahon, Vader in the Royal Rumble.
44:47That was a bombshell.
44:48And more bombshells to come.
44:50Plus, next week, ladies and gentlemen,
44:52Double J, Jeff Jarrett one-on-one with a modern-day kamikaze,
44:55Haikushin, in addition to which we'll show you
44:58same-day coverage of Shawn Michaels'
45:00Extraordinary Press Conference.
45:02A very graphic match, parental discretion is advised
45:05for the matchup with Bret the Hitman Hart.
45:07One-on-one with his brother-in-law,
45:09Davey Boy Smith, the British Bulldog.
45:11All that and more next week, but right now,
45:13here's Billionaire Ted's Wrestling War Room.
45:16Listen, man, we need more action from our stars.
45:20I want them to pull out all the stops.
45:24Okay, boss, we have some suggestions.
45:29As you can see, this first maneuver is extremely impressive.
45:33You think you can pull it off, Huckster?
45:35No way, brother.
45:37Okay, that's a tough one.
45:38Nacho, how about this maneuver?
45:42No way, never!
45:44What about the jackknife?
45:47Ain't done it my entire career,
45:49and I ain't about to try it now.
45:52How about climbing the ropes
45:53and performing some aerial catch?
45:55Brother, at my age, my feet don't leave the ground.
45:59Well, tell us, what can you boys do?
46:04You can't teach old dogs new tricks.
46:08The new WWF Generation.
46:11On top of the hill, not over it.