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00:00The World Wrestling Federation, for over 50 years, the revolutionary force in sports entertainment.
00:13Monday Night Raw contains material too hot for some.
00:21Viewer discretion is advised.
00:26Last night in In Your House, WWF superstars swung in overdrive on the road to WrestleMania.
00:32In the Steel Cage matchup, things took an eerie turn.
00:38Diesel was about to escape with a WWF title, but then, oh my goodness, Big Eddie Cool swallowed
00:44into the darkness.
00:45The Hitman emerged still the champion.
00:46But the rage of The Undertaker has been unleashed on all non-believers.
00:54Tonight, the Dark Spirit's hunt for lost souls resumes.
00:57And what about the bad guy, Razor of Old?
01:01He fought his way off the mean streets of Miami to become the only four-time Intercontinental
01:06Champion.
01:07Now, it's the gold that defines him.
01:10But there's an enigma who holds the bad guy's title.
01:14Tonight, the man who grabbed Razor's gold will face redemption as the Intercontinental
01:20title will be up for grabs once again.
01:24And what about the Ultimate Warrior?
01:28All that plus Larry Fling almost live tonight, right here on Monday Night Raw.
01:50Welcome, everyone, to Monday Night Raw.
02:11Mr. Man, here at ringside, along with Jerry The King Waller, and, of course, the bad guy.
02:17On his way to the Spirit Trickle to perhaps be the first-ever five-time Intercontinental
02:23Champion.
02:24Fishing gold dust here live from the Cincinnati Garden in Cincinnati, Ohio.
02:30Plus, how about Native American Tatanga?
02:33One-on-one with The Undertaker.
02:36I can't wave at him, but gold dust has the gold, and he'll keep it.
02:41Yeah, sure he will.
02:42And, of course, wherever you see The Undertaker, you're likely to see, as well, Big Daddy Cool
02:47Diesel and vice versa, based on last night.
02:50This contest is going to go on, and it's for the World Wrestling Federation's Intercontinental
02:59Championship.
03:00Introducing first, the challenger from Miami, Florida.
03:05Razor Ramon.
03:06Weighing in at 287 pounds, the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
03:13Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen.
03:15Of course, the bad guy, thanks to the one, two, three kid, lost the Intercontinental
03:20title to gold dust at the Royal Rumble.
03:23However, last night, Razor defeated the kid in the first-ever cry baby match.
03:30The kid was stapled by the bad guy, Razor Ramon, and had a bottle of baby bottle stuff
03:36down his throat.
03:37However, right now.
03:39Oh, my goodness.
03:40Yeah.
03:41The most bizarre individual in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.
03:47It's raining gold dust on this capacity crowd in the Cincinnati Garden.
03:55Take a look, McMahon.
03:57Wow.
04:00And what is this?
04:04Marlena, along with gold dust, and it's time to light up, all right?
04:11You gotta love a woman that smokes cigars, McMahon.
04:14No, thank you.
04:18Gold dust.
04:21The reigning Intercontinental Champion.
04:24And Marlena is.
04:27Well, you know what?
04:28She's his first lady.
04:29This is President's Day, you know.
04:31I understand that.
04:36Razor Ramon, one-on-one against gold dust.
04:39If Razor defeats gold dust here for the title tonight, live on Monday Night Raw,
04:45unquestionably, Razor is Hall of Fame bound.
04:48And look at this, Marlena, right up.
04:52What's she doing?
04:55Wait a minute, wait a minute.
04:56Look at all the gold glitter.
04:59What is this?
05:01Well, she might get Razor into movies.
05:04He can sit on the third row.
05:06Uh-oh.
05:07She just, smoke in his face.
05:11And a cigar just went flying.
05:14Look at that.
05:15Hey, wait a minute.
05:16Razor Ramon going to work on gold dust.
05:18He has his robe on.
05:19Oh, yeah.
05:20What's he doing?
05:21The bad guy wants it.
05:23The bad guy, Razor Ramon, wants to be the Intercontinental Champion.
05:26Look at that.
05:27Oh, my goodness.
05:28How did he get his robe off, Ramon?
05:30And feathers are flying everywhere.
05:32Gold dust is having great difficulty with the bad guy, Razor Ramon.
05:37Look at this.
05:40That's what it's all about.
05:41Look out.
05:42No, no.
05:43Razor almost disqualified.
05:44Oh, my goodness, and that's not.
05:48Wow.
05:49The bad guy bringing this capacitive crowd alive,
05:52opening up things here live from the Cincinnati Garden.
05:56I can't believe that Razor Ramon grabbed Goldust's robe,
05:59threw it under.
06:00Does he realize how much that robe cost?
06:02I don't think he cares.
06:05From the streets of Miami to the square circle in the World Wrestling
06:09Federation, Razor Ramon, one of the all-time favorites, one-on-one.
06:15With Goldust, but unquestionably, Goldust, one of the, well,
06:20the craftier individuals in the World Wrestling Federation today.
06:24Please don't say bizarre.
06:25He's unique.
06:27What's the difference?
06:28Look at this.
06:29Talk about unique.
06:30Look at that stance.
06:31What's wrong with being different?
06:33Oh, look at this.
06:34Man, yes.
06:36Oh.
06:37Wait a minute.
06:39Oh, wow.
06:41And, oh, my goodness.
06:42A hard right hand by Razor.
06:44Razor Ramon seems extremely focused here in this matchup.
06:48Look at Razor, just all over Goldust.
06:50Look.
06:51Razor Ramon.
06:52And Goldust, but down.
06:54Whoa.
06:56And Razor continuing to wrench and work on the left arm and shoulder.
07:01Razor's manhandling Goldust, but you know what?
07:03Whoa.
07:04Whoa.
07:05And down again.
07:06Goldust might like that kind of.
07:07I don't think he's enjoying this matchup thus far at all.
07:10Not at all.
07:12Goldust with Razor Ramon.
07:16And again.
07:17Whoa.
07:18This time over from behind.
07:20Razor Ramon thus far dominating the matchup.
07:22Let's go.
07:23No, no.
07:24Get out of there, Goldust.
07:25Oh, no.
07:26Whoa.
07:27Oh, wow.
07:29Over the top rope.
07:30Razor Ramon's in trouble.
07:32He's hurt.
07:33Will he be able to get back in before the count?
07:35Monday Night Raw continues.
07:37Stay with us.
07:39Almost a count of three.
07:41Goldust.
07:42Oh, my goodness.
07:43A close on.
07:44Down goes Razor Ramon again.
07:45And Goldust has been dominating the matchup since we took the break.
07:48Goldust.
07:50When Razor was trying to get back in the ring, look what happened.
07:53Goldust came off and right into the chest.
07:55Whoa.
07:58Goldust continuing to dominate the matchup all the way through,
08:01even after that.
08:03And he has raised the ire of this capacity crowd, no doubt about it.
08:06All right.
08:07Girl, wait a minute.
08:08Look at this.
08:10Oh.
08:11Come on.
08:12Here we go.
08:13Not enough for a cut.
08:14Goldust turning the tide when a bad guy raised Ramon.
08:17Oh, man.
08:18A sleeper hold.
08:19Yes.
08:21This is it, McMahon.
08:22This is going to be it for Ramon.
08:24The WWF intercontinental title.
08:26Up for grabs, ladies and gentlemen.
08:32This is his capacity crowd.
08:35Whoa.
08:36Whoa, no.
08:40Oh.
08:41Whoa.
08:43Devastating maneuver.
08:45Once again, Goldust sliding out of harm's way to the outside now.
08:50The bizarre one.
08:52As Marlena looks on.
08:54She's the director, McMahon.
08:55Yeah.
08:56I've been asking her, what's my best side?
08:58And Razor now catches Goldust.
09:00Oh, no.
09:04Wait a minute.
09:05Razor Ramon with Goldust.
09:08Oh, what a right hand that was.
09:10Get in there, Ramon.
09:11Razor Ramon with an opportunity to turn things around here.
09:14Marlena looking on.
09:15She looks like she's in there.
09:16Oh.
09:17That's out.
09:22Goldust having problems now.
09:25You can sense that Razor Ramon has the momentum.
09:29Razor Ramon could very well be the first five time
09:33Intercontinental Champion coming off now.
09:35And caught.
09:36Look at that.
09:37I can't believe it.
09:38What a part of Razor Ramon.
09:41That's 265 pounds.
09:44Unbelievable.
09:47What about that?
09:49Just tapped Goldust over the top.
09:51But Razor cannot win the title in a count out.
09:54He probably broke his dominant bones.
09:57And Razor Ramon.
09:59Oh.
10:01Razor Ramon means business.
10:03Razor Ramon with Goldust.
10:05Goldust the champion.
10:06Razor Ramon the challenger.
10:08Spinning the gold.
10:09There we go.
10:10Goldust back in.
10:11Now comes the opportunity for Razor Ramon to put the razor's edge on Goldust.
10:15Get away.
10:16Get away.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Goldust trying to find a place to hide.
10:19He can't do it.
10:20Up he goes.
10:21Uh-oh.
10:22Oh, no.
10:23Razor.
10:24Razor setting Goldust up again.
10:27Goldust.
10:28Goldust.
10:29Look out.
10:30Yeah.
10:33To the outside.
10:34And Marlena there with Goldust.
10:38Where are they going?
10:39Wait a minute.
10:42What's up?
10:43Where's he going?
10:44They're headed for the exit.
10:47The official that's counting.
10:49Goldust.
10:51Oh, no.
10:52What a yellow champion.
10:57Razor Ramon.
11:00He intentionally was counted out saving his title.
11:05Cut the music.
11:11Everybody listen to me.
11:21Goldust, I don't want your belt.
11:28I want your ass.
11:33Well, we said it was raw.
11:34What?
11:37You know, I've been hearing so much about the return of the great one.
11:51The legend from the glory days is back.
11:59New president, Roddy Rowdy Piper.
12:11He's been knocked six times.
12:12Well, Piper, I heard you say one time that you got six kids.
12:19And that makes you hot rod.
12:27Razor, he loved the little kids.
12:30I love the kids.
12:32And Piper, you're like me.
12:35You're from the streets.
12:37Different neighborhoods.
12:39Same streets.
12:41I don't want my kids watching this kind of stuff on TV.
12:54So, Piper, the only thing missing, Chico, is make a match.
13:02I want Goldust anywhere, anytime.
13:11And Goldust, and Goldust, everybody knows that you want me.
13:22You think I'm sexy.
13:24You think I'm hot.
13:27You're right.
13:32So, Piper, ooh, Roddy Rowdy Piper.
13:37Okay, big shot.
13:39I challenge you.
13:41You the matchmaker.
13:44Make me a match.
13:46Goldust, let's have a date.
13:50Razor on, ladies and gentlemen.
13:52Obviously, he wants a rematch with Goldust.
13:55And I'm not too sure that he's overly concerned with the title.
13:58Yet to come here tonight, ladies and gentlemen, one-on-one,
14:01Native American Jataka against The Undertaker.
14:05Plus, a look at what is Roddy Piper up to?
14:09What is Roddy Piper up to?
14:11The ultimate warrior?
14:13I don't know.
14:15And, hey, look.
14:17Wait a minute.
14:19What's happening?
14:22He's on his way.
14:24On his way to the square circle, ladies and gentlemen.
14:27Here he comes.
14:28The Phenom.
14:29The one.
14:30The only.
14:31The Undertaker.
14:32Stay with us for more Raw.
14:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:36Wait a minute.
14:37Doc Hendricks here with you.
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15:24Welcome back, everyone.
15:25Tonight, Monday Night Raw brought to you by Edge Shave Gel.
15:28Ultimate comfort.
15:29That's the Edge.
15:30Let's take you over now to Doc Hendricks for the Slam Jam.
15:34All right, Doc.
15:35Well, Vinny back all rose-ly to WrestleMania.
15:38Mark's starting first in a hive California.
15:42But first, let me take you back to the incredible,
15:45unbelievable In Your House last night.
15:48When Shawn Michaels and Owen Hart met last night,
15:50there was more than a title shot on the line.
15:53The Heartbreak Kids swung into this matchup,
15:55an entrance that was flamboyant even by his standards,
15:59but a purpose that was personal.
16:02Owen Hart had been callously claiming responsibility
16:05for Shawn's recent collapse due to head trauma.
16:08And Owen set out to prove he could do it again.
16:11Hart connected several times with blows to Shawn's head,
16:14but in the end, Owen went to the well once too often,
16:17and it was the sound of sweet tin music
16:20that had Shawn Michaels in his clique.
16:22That's on their way to WrestleMania XII.
16:25Shawn Michaels will try to realize a boyhood dream
16:29as he battles the legendary Brent Hart
16:33for the World Wrestling Federation title
16:36in the city that dreams are made of.
16:39And the reason he'll be meeting Brent Hart
16:41was because last night at In Your House,
16:44inside of that 15-foot high steel cage,
16:48a typical of a title match.
16:50This one was virtually free of height.
16:53Just two great superstars,
16:55both champions going toe-to-toe
16:57inside of a 15-foot high steel cage
17:00for the World Wrestling Federation title.
17:03From the outset, Diesel was focused
17:05and determined to get back what Brent had taken.
17:08On the other hand, Brent had the confidence
17:10of a man who had mastered the cage,
17:12never losing one in his career.
17:14Both superstars used the lack of rules to their advantage.
17:17Both superstars had several chances to escape,
17:21but would do anything to win.
17:23But it was Diesel who resorted to tactics
17:25that were questionable, even in a cage match.
17:29Then as Diesel was seemingly making his way to victory,
17:32one of the most extraordinary events
17:35in WWF history took place.
17:38Incredibly, the Undertaker rose from under the ring
17:43and snatched Big Daddy Cool.
17:45A shocked Diesel flailed helplessly
17:48and was swallowed into the darkness
17:50as the Hitman escaped with the victory
17:53and the World Wrestling Federation title.
17:55Even the ever-fearless Diesel
17:57was a bit shaken by the rage
17:59of the man from the dark side.
18:01And now the match is set.
18:02The Undertaker and Diesel will finally settle it
18:06once and for all.
18:07And then the trouble with Camp Cornette.
18:11It was the mammoth Yokozuna
18:14going up against the British Bulldog,
18:17the powerful Bulldog.
18:19Yokozuna shocked the world
18:20when he spoke for the very first time
18:23and made it clear that Jim Cornette
18:25had intentionally held him back.
18:27It was a-
18:28Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
18:30Vinny, Vinny Mac, Vader's on the way.
18:33And Vader, ladies and gentlemen,
18:35is not scheduled to be here.
18:36The Body Diners are set to lock up
18:38with Aldo Montoya and Barry Horowitz.
18:41Vader seems to have a habit of sticking his nose
18:45in other people's business.
18:47Vader-
18:48Who's gonna stop him?
18:49I don't know that anyone will stop this man.
18:51He's a lunatic.
18:52He certainly does not belong-
18:53What's he doing?
18:54Vader, look at that.
18:57Vader is not scheduled to be here in this ring.
19:02Vader-
19:03Oh, my goodness.
19:05Vader and Montoya.
19:07Vader and Horowitz.
19:09Vader, what is he doing?
19:12Ah, forget about it.
19:14Vader against Yokozuna at WrestleMania.
19:19And more than perhaps any one individual
19:21in the history of the World Wrestling Federation,
19:24Vader has left an indelible mark
19:26and such a short tenure.
19:28He had a brief 24-hour career.
19:30He was suspended, and now he's been reinstated.
19:32Look at this.
19:33This is a guy, McMahon,
19:34who just genuinely loves to hurt people.
19:36Look at him.
19:38Yeah.
19:39And Cornette genuinely loves to watch him hurt people.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Look at this.
19:44I kind of like it myself.
19:45So powerful.
19:47This monstrous 400-pounder,
19:49Vader with Horowitz.
19:51Whoa.
19:52Oh, and you can bet
19:53the Body Donners aren't about to come out here.
19:55Ha, ha, ha.
20:00The Body Donners were scheduled
20:01to face Albo Montoya and Barry Horowitz,
20:04and I don't think that's going to happen.
20:07Vader, what's he gonna do with Montoya?
20:10Sets him up.
20:11Oh, wow.
20:12Devastating.
20:17That huge fist right to the jaw.
20:20Albo Montoya's out cold.
20:23And Cornette very pleased with Vader.
20:26Stand by, ladies and gentlemen.
20:28We're gonna take you now to another individual
20:30who unquestionably at one time wreaked havoc
20:33all over the World Wrestling Federation,
20:36Roddy Piper.
20:37I don't know what you're up to.
20:38He might do it again.
20:40This place is gone bananas!
20:44This is the end!
20:50Is he wound up or what?
20:53This man is in a rage.
20:56That's where the Warrior gets his strength from.
21:00The Warrior is really pumped.
21:03This man is so intense when he gets to the ring.
21:06For those that have forgotten
21:08about the power of the Ultimate Warrior,
21:10look at the power here of the Warrior.
21:14Ultimate Warrior flying the tackle.
21:20To seek and destroy those who stand in the pathway
21:23of my destiny.
21:25He's asking those guys right now,
21:27is this my destiny?
21:30You will fall to the peril!
21:33Full blast, full throttle, and he must.
21:36The Warrior on fire here.
21:40Ah!
21:42You had to surrender to the power
21:46of the Ultimate Warrior!
22:16Experience the action.
22:17Experience the fun.
22:19Experience it live.
22:26Happy birthday to you.
22:32Happy birthday to you.
22:38Happy birthday, Mr. President.
22:45Happy birthday to you.
22:51Happy birthday, baby.
22:54Well, you have to wonder which president she is speaking of.
22:57Wait a minute, there's Bob Backett up campaigning
22:59in his capacity crowd in Cincinnati.
23:02Bob Backett likely to be on his way to New Hampshire tomorrow
23:05to monitor, I guess, the primary.
23:07No, he's on his way to challenge Bob Dole to a match.
23:10Is that right?
23:11Did you see the chicken wing on Bob Dole?
23:15All right, Marty Jannetty.
23:18Ready for action here on Live Live from Cincinnati, Ohio.
23:26Marty Jannetty, keeping up with them.
23:29Well, a new tag team partner, and he'll be a part of
23:32the WWF Tag Team Tournament.
23:34Look at the thousands upon thousands here.
23:37They're packing the Cincinnati Gardens.
23:40Just to come tonight, of course, ladies and gentlemen,
23:42The Undertaker, one-on-one with Native American Tataka.
23:46We've already had one surprise with that monster fader
23:49showing his face out here.
23:52And wait a minute, here we go now.
23:55Here comes Ted DiBiase.
23:57Ladies and gentlemen, the million-dollar champion,
24:00The Ringmaster.
24:03You talk about a stone-cold man, heartless.
24:08You've got to be talking about The Ringmaster.
24:12The million-dollar champion.
24:14Ted DiBiase looked high and low for many a year
24:17until he finally found the one man
24:19worthy of being called the million-dollar champion.
24:23That's right, he's undefeated.
24:24Nobody can beat this guy.
24:27The Ringmaster, one-on-one against the former Intercontinental
24:31title holder, Marty Jannetty.
24:35By the way, speaking of the tag team tournament,
24:37the Bushwackers, yeah.
24:39The one and the only Luke N. Butch.
24:41The beloved Bushwackers of the WWF
24:43against the Body Diners who were scheduled for action
24:45here tonight, but obviously Vader saw to that
24:47that there would be no action except his.
24:50Oh, my goodness.
24:51And that begins this weekend on WWF Superstars.
24:53Look at this.
24:54Look at this.
24:55Series of switches go behind now,
24:57right back to his feet, The Ringmaster.
25:00And The Ringmaster stepping to the road.
25:04The Ringmaster has all the tools to go straight to the top.
25:09Ted DiBiase, extremely pleased,
25:11as now The Ringmaster locks up with Jannetty again.
25:14You know, you mentioned Jannetty's new partner.
25:17I heard they're going to call themselves
25:19the New Rockers, is that right?
25:21I understand that is correct.
25:22They're coming off the ropes.
25:23And Malgosy with a clothesline.
25:24And, oh, my.
25:26Come one.
25:27Look at that.
25:28One, two, and, whoa.
25:31Got him.
25:32The Ringmaster pulls up tights,
25:34and Marty Jannetty pulls right through to the outside.
25:37He's not pulling tights.
25:41Ted DiBiase with a very big night tonight.
25:43Ted DiBiase representing this man,
25:45the Million Dollar Champion,
25:46and later on representing Native American Tataka.
25:49Look at his eyes.
25:50He is stone cold.
25:52Heartless.
25:55Marty Jannetty on the apron, a hard right hand.
25:58He won't be up there for long if this continues.
26:02Marty Jannetty, the seasoned veteran,
26:03blocks Jess in a nice retaliation.
26:05Jannetty, look at that maneuver.
26:07You knew it.
26:08You had a hard right hand.
26:09Marty Jannetty sets up the Ringmaster.
26:11And a great drop kick.
26:13Nicely done.
26:15And a cover one.
26:16We get two in.
26:17Almost a count of three.
26:18Marty Jannetty could very well defeat the Ringmaster.
26:21That would be his very first defeat here
26:23in the World Wrestling Federation.
26:24Coming off the ropes.
26:25Stay with us.
26:26This match continues.
26:27Oh, my goodness.
26:29We're back live from the Cincinnati Gardens
26:31in Cincinnati, Ohio.
26:32What a matchup.
26:33The Ringmaster against Marty Jannetty.
26:35And Jannetty now with a hard right hand and a cover.
26:38We have one, two, and almost a count of three.
26:41Near falling apart on Marty Jannetty.
26:43Jannetty capable of defeating.
26:44Oh, no.
26:45Oh, yeah.
26:46The knees of the Ringmaster squarely in the rib cage
26:49of Marty Jannetty.
26:50Oh, my goodness.
26:51Yet to come tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
26:53The Undertaker against Native American Tataka.
26:55Uh-oh.
26:56Watch out.
26:57And wherever you see The Undertaker,
26:58you are likely to see Big Daddy Cool Diesel
27:01and vice versa.
27:02Diesel is furious.
27:04Diesel is angry over the fact that The Undertaker
27:07cost him what he believes to be the WWF title
27:10just last night in the steel cage match
27:13with the Hitman Bret Hart.
27:15And right now, look at this.
27:17They're asking him.
27:18They're asking him.
27:20Submission.
27:21Oh, dear father, look at that cross face
27:22in the part of the Ringmaster.
27:23He knows all the holds.
27:26He knows all the scientific application,
27:28and he certainly knows how to brawl.
27:30He's got that leg great find.
27:31Yes, he does.
27:32And look at the cross face as well,
27:34and Jannetty trying to reach for the rope.
27:36Can't do it.
27:37The Ringmaster, a consummate professional,
27:40as well as Marty Jannetty.
27:42Two veterans, and they're going at it tonight
27:44live on Raw.
27:45Look at the gleam.
27:46Inch by inch, Jannetty coming closer and closer
27:48to the rope.
27:49Yeah, but look at the gleam in the eye of the Ringmaster.
27:51He loves what he's doing.
27:53Well, yeah, I guess he-
27:54Oh, no.
27:55Oh, my goodness.
27:56Drives the leg down.
27:58The Ringmaster with Marty Jannetty.
28:02He really wants to.
28:03He can tie Jannetty in so many knots.
28:04He'd have to do good boy stouts out here
28:06to get him untied.
28:08Again, that's capacity crowd.
28:10Very much behind Marty Jannetty.
28:12Another cover here.
28:13And an easy kick out on the part of Jannetty,
28:15the wily veteran.
28:16Oh, my goodness.
28:17Very much in this matchup.
28:18And now what is the Ringmaster up to?
28:21Look at this.
28:22What did I tell you?
28:23Here we go.
28:25And again, wrenching the neck off to the side.
28:29Go ahead and give up, Jannetty.
28:31The Ringmaster.
28:32Submission hold after submission hold,
28:34and Jannetty will not give up.
28:36The pesky Marty Jannetty.
28:38Pesky?
28:39Yes, indeed.
28:40Oh, my goodness, to the buckle and yes!
28:43Ringmaster telegraphing that maneuver.
28:45Jannetty right on target with the boot.
28:48Marty Jannetty now set up by the Ringmaster.
28:50A shove to the other side.
28:51Offhand, no, no, no!
28:52No!
28:53Back body drop.
28:54He pulled his hair!
28:55Pulled his hair!
28:57He what?
28:58The Ringmaster, bald as he can be.
29:01Yes, the shaved head now.
29:03Off the rope and now Jannetty connects to the sternum.
29:06Marty Jannetty has excelled in tag team action.
29:09He's been a tag team champion before,
29:11unquestionably excelling in individual competition as well.
29:13And Jannetty now, yo!
29:15A knee lift.
29:16Jannetty now covering the Ringmaster and no,
29:19can't quite get the job done yet.
29:23The Ringmaster.
29:24Oh, now what's Jannetty going to do?
29:26And Jannetty, the Ringmaster all the way from behind.
29:28You got it!
29:29Oh, no, no, no, there it is!
29:30The million dollar dream.
29:32Yeah!
29:33The sleeper hold.
29:34Can you say night, night?
29:36Huh?
29:37He's the master of all moves.
29:41That's why he's worth a million dollars.
29:43The Ringmaster, ladies and gentlemen, with Marty Jannetty.
29:46And Jannetty's sinking down.
29:49And Jannetty trying to hang on it.
29:51It's too late.
29:52It's too late.
29:53Yeah.
29:54You know, McMahon, if money could talk,
29:56it would say goodbye.
29:58And that's what we can say to Jannetty right now.
30:00Look at those eyes.
30:01Stone cold this man is.
30:04The Ringmaster continues his undefeated streak here
30:07on Monday Night Raw, live from the Cincinnati Gardens.
30:11However, you want to talk about strange,
30:13you want to talk about a most unusual individual,
30:15then you want to talk about a man on his way to the WWF.
30:18His name is Mankind.
30:21And on the eighth day, God created Mankind.
30:27Why was he having such a bad day?
30:30Why did he create all of you normal
30:33and forget so many important parts of me?
30:37He made the teeth that I swallowed,
30:41the ear that was ripped from my skull,
30:45a face that no longer exists,
30:48and the fingers that no longer play the music.
30:53Normal.
30:55You think you're normal.
30:57Deep inside, you are merely a mirror image
31:01of all my atrocities.
31:03The ugliness that exists outside
31:06lives inside every one of you.
31:10Yeah.
31:12On the eighth day, God created me.
31:19Maybe he should have slapped that day too.
31:27Unbelievable!
31:29Jeff DiBiase's on his way back to the square trickle
31:31with the Taka. Yes, the Taka.
31:33One on one with The Undertaker.
31:35That's coming up next, ladies and gentlemen.
31:37Yes, indeed. Oh, my goodness.
31:39And wherever you see The Undertaker,
31:41there's a big batting hole.
31:44The 1996 Slammy Awards
31:46take place WrestleMania weekend,
31:48and you can cast your ballot today
31:50to decide who will win.
31:54He was banished on Raw.
31:56Carmack is just verbally raping Yokozuna.
32:00Look at this.
32:02This bone evil has had enough.
32:05And brutalize it in your house.
32:08The arm of Yokozuna, head cut to the ring post.
32:11Invader and the Bulldog are just hammering away.
32:14Now it's payback time.
32:16And Yokozuna wants to extract revenge
32:18on every member of Cornette's clan.
32:20The mighty Yokozuna battles
32:22the British Bulldog and Owen Hart
32:24in a handicap match next week.
32:27Plus, Spaghetti Cool Diesel,
32:28who was denied the WWF title,
32:30unleashes his fury next week.
32:32And Jake The Snake Roberts,
32:34one on one with Isaac Yankum.
32:36Plus, a very special face-to-face encounter.
32:39Plus, an interview with the hitman Bret Hart.
32:41And the one, the only, Shawn Michaels.
32:44All that and more, right here next week.
32:48All right, yes indeed, ladies and gentlemen,
32:51here he comes, welcome back to more Monday Night Raw.
32:56He came up from the darkness.
32:58He came up from Hades indeed.
33:00The Undertaker said it would be a cold day in hell.
33:06When Diesel would be the World Wrestling Federation champion.
33:10And if you were with us last night in your house,
33:14you know what he means.
33:16Unbelievable as Diesel was sucked down
33:19into almost hell itself.
33:21Did you see the look on Diesel's face?
33:23I saw Big Daddy lose his cool.
33:26I've never seen anything like it, McMahon.
33:28I've never seen a look like that on Diesel's face ever.
33:33What an ovation, ladies and gentlemen.
33:38Hart's 31st on pay-per-view.
33:42It's only the WWF can bring it.
33:44One on one.
33:46The Battle of the Monsters.
33:48Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
33:50One on one with The Undertaker.
33:55However, tonight, Ted DiBiase has plans
33:59to spoil the effort of The Undertaker.
34:03Hey McMahon, get up out of your coat.
34:06It's cold in here.
34:10Yes, look at this sea of humanity.
34:14Live from Cincinnati.
34:17Don't look now, Tataka.
34:19But I think that bird that was singing
34:21outside your window this morning
34:22might have been a vulture.
34:26The Undertaker.
34:28From the dark side.
34:29And Tataka keeping a respectful distance.
34:31Yes, the WWF World Tour.
34:33Before us, ladies and gentlemen,
34:34we have a special guest.
34:36It's The Undertaker.
34:38The Undertaker.
34:39The Undertaker.
34:40The Undertaker.
34:41The Undertaker.
34:42The Undertaker.
34:43The Undertaker.
34:44es
34:45Before us, ladies and gentlemen, yes.
34:47Pittsburgh gets set.
34:49Live WWF action.
34:52Cleveland.
34:53We're on our way to the glittery-
34:54Oh, my goodness.
34:55And the Metal Hearts, of course.
34:57Live WWF action.
34:59Tonight, we're live
35:00in Cincinnati on RAW.
35:02And it's The Undertaker
35:03against Tataka to the buckle.
35:04Oh, my goodness.
35:05And down again.
35:09Paul Bearer with the urn.
35:12With the urn, the power of the urn, and I'll tell you.
35:15Can anything stop The Undertaker now?
35:19Native American Tataka having great difficulty with The Undertaker.
35:23But Tataka, a veteran, Tataka now with a chop.
35:27My goodness, that had no effect at all on The Undertaker.
35:32The Undertaker preventing Big Daddy Cool Diesel from perhaps becoming the champion.
35:37My goodness.
35:38In that cage match just last night in your house.
35:41Off the rope now, back, no, nicely done.
35:44I'm gonna tell you, nothing is facing The Undertaker.
35:48He's on a mission.
35:49Yes, what a shot there by The Undertaker.
35:55The Phenom, The Undertaker, pretty much controlling Tataka.
36:00Here in the early stages, reversal there, to the buckle.
36:03Tataka moving, no, underneath it.
36:05He caught some in the heel, but not a lot.
36:07Off the rope and from the other side now.
36:10Back, yes.
36:12Big Daddy, wait, wait, wait, no, here comes Diesel.
36:18Diesel has an axe in his hand now.
36:20What's he gonna do?
36:20He's live tonight.
36:22Don't tell me, don't tell me.
36:24What's he doing?
36:26Diesel has an axe.
36:27What's he up to?
36:28What's he doing with the camera?
36:29Diesel has a camera man.
36:31Where's he going?
36:34We're back.
36:35Come on, I got something to show you, baby.
36:37Hey, Diesel has a camera man.
36:39I got something for the world to see.
36:41What's he doing?
36:42Stay right there.
36:43What?
36:43Diesel back it, no.
36:45Whoa.
36:47That's The Undertaker's casket.
36:49And The Undertaker with live action on the right of your screen with Tataka.
36:54Meanwhile, look what Diesel is doing.
36:58Diesel destroying The Undertaker's casket with an axe.
37:04And The Undertaker.
37:05He's got no idea what's going on, McMahon.
37:09No, he has no idea.
37:11Well, maybe he does somehow.
37:14The Undertaker continuing the match with the Tuckett.
37:17If he knew, what's he doing?
37:19Look at this.
37:20And again, Diesel continuing that hammer, Diesel.
37:27That casket is The Undertaker's home, McMahon.
37:30Destroying his home.
37:32Boom.
37:33Diesel, extremely angry with The Undertaker.
37:37The Undertaker costs Diesel the WWF title, he thinks.
37:41However, turn about, that's what Diesel costs The Undertaker as well, perhaps.
37:47Look what, that's unbelievable.
37:48Diesel totally destroying The Undertaker's casket.
37:51And The Undertaker with the dagger from behind.
37:56And Diesel, we're back.
38:01Diesel now with that axe.
38:03Look what he is doing.
38:04It is completely destroyed.
38:05Wow.
38:06The sacrilege of what Diesel is doing.
38:12I mean, Diesel's destroying the casket, but
38:14Tataka's destroying The Undertaker in the ring.
38:17This could be the end of The Undertaker for good.
38:21And The Undertaker is not moving.
38:24Hey, what is he doing now?
38:27That's enough, my gosh.
38:33The Undertaker's casket has been obliterated by an angry seven foot.
38:40Diesel, look at that.
38:41The casket is no more.
38:46And The Undertaker with the dagger from behind.
38:51And The Undertaker with Tataka.
38:54And it may be Tataka's no more after this.
38:59The Undertaker.
39:01Touch.
39:02Tataka.
39:04Could that happen to make that a clue, Diesel?
39:07The winner of the match, The Undertaker.
39:15The Undertaker may be the victor here of Native American Tataka.
39:19But I assure you, The Undertaker has no idea what has happened.
39:24Yeah, and who's gonna be the one to tell him?
39:26Go tell him, McMahon.
39:28And The Undertaker.
39:34Wait a minute.
39:36We're gonna go back.
39:37The Undertaker on the video wall behind, look at this.
39:42There's a replay of The Undertaker seeing the destruction of his casket.
39:49On this replay.
39:50Look at The Undertaker.
39:57The Undertaker there with Paul Bearer watching the complete destruction.
40:02And I don't think
40:06the Undertaker
40:12can believe what happened.
40:22Diesel completely going bonkers, going berserk.
40:26Destroying The Undertaker's casket.
40:28What's next?
40:28He came out here with an axe.
40:30I don't know what Diesel is thinking, but
40:32he may have signed his own death warrant by doing that.
40:35The Undertaker against Big Daddy Cool Diesel at WrestleMania.
40:40If they can wait that long.
40:41This may wind up here tonight.
40:43Who knows what's gonna happen?
40:46The complete annihilation.
40:49I'm gonna go back there and see if I can see what's going on.
40:52It's gotta be unbelievable.
40:53Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna indeed take our cameras back and
40:56see if we can't get more on this Undertaker Diesel situation.
41:01Stay with us for a moment.
41:02We're gonna take you to Larry Sling and stay with us right after.
41:07He's been called the most ruthless predator in the business world.
41:11His stated goal, global dominance.
41:14His latest target, the World Wrestling Federation.
41:18Billionaire Penn, my guest, ahead on Larry Fling Live.
41:24The Billionaire News Network presents Larry Fling Live.
41:28And now, from Washington, here's Larry Fling.
41:33First, I'd like to take this moment to say hello to Margo, Angie, Heidi,
41:38my five girlfriends, my four ex-wives, and Sheila DeMasseuse.
41:43Now my guest, he owns networks, he owns movie companies,
41:46sports franchises, a wrestling organization, just about everything.
41:51He's Billionaire Ted.
41:52Yeah, and don't forget I own you too, Larry.
41:55Ha, ha, yeah.
41:57Right.
41:57By the way, Billionaire Ted,
41:59you know I was watching In Your House with Bobby DeNiro.
42:02I gotta tell you, I just loved it.
42:05Thanks a lot, Larry, you know, we loved it too, yeah.
42:10It is great, isn't it?
42:11Oh, yeah.
42:11You're great, I'm great.
42:12Now let's get right to the phones.
42:14All right, first call, Randy from Sarasota.
42:17Hello.
42:18Oh, yeah, I got a problem with thinning hair, thinning hair.
42:22Sorry, pal, this isn't the Rogaine infomercial.
42:25I feel like a moron.
42:26All right, idiot.
42:28Must be calling from Atlanta.
42:29Yeah, hey, all right.
42:31Let's go to our next caller, Terry from Tampa.
42:34Hello.
42:35Hey, brother, Billionaire Ted.
42:36Oh, hey, Larry, it's the Huckster, yeah, all right.
42:40Listen, brother, I need next Monday off real bad.
42:43I've been hit by a lady's high heel shoe, a size 7.
42:47Oh, yeah, that's no problem, Huckster,
42:50because everyone knows those size 7s are a public nuisance.
42:55Yeah, yeah.
42:56All right, let's go to our next caller, Jane from Hanoi.
42:59Hello.
43:00Hi, guys.
43:02Is this really Hanoi, Jane?
43:04Oh, yeah, you sent this up, you know.
43:06Honey, I just wanted to say Sears called,
43:10and your suits are ready.
43:11Yeah, I'm sorry, honey, it was an accident.
43:15Now, let's get serious for just a moment.
43:17Billionaire, you are one of the most well-dressed
43:20and outspoken men in the world.
43:23Why you even own networks to deliver your own message.
43:26And I know there must be a very good reason why you have
43:31refused to talk to the media, a lot of which
43:34you control.
43:34Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:35About the alleged personal vendetta against the WWF,
43:39the alleged monopolistic activities,
43:42the predatory practices, suggestion
43:45that tens of millions of dollars in losses in your wrestling
43:48company have not been disclosed to your very own stockholders,
43:52and that the Huckster's salary is not
43:56charged to your wrestling organization,
43:58but rather to other profitable divisions.
44:03Why haven't you responded to the Wall Street Journal report?
44:07What's the story on the FTC investigation?
44:11And is one of your financial advisors
44:13in the Time Warner merger a convicted stock swindler?
44:17Oh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, I can't talk.
44:22Well, as you can plainly see, Billionaire Ted
44:25has a legitimate case of chronic laryngitis.
44:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:30A lot of that's been going around these days,
44:33especially in your wrestling organization, Ted.
44:37That's probably where you got it in the first place.
44:40I hope you don't catch anything else from him.
44:43Don't.
44:44I, I, I'll, I'll, I'll.
44:47Next week, next week, my guests will be the Huckster
44:50and the Nacho Man, and we'll try to ascertain
44:53the outcome of their geriatric match at WrestleMania 12.
44:57Oh, hey, I have a special guest referee for that match.
45:03Thanks for watching, everybody.
45:04See you later.
45:06Breathe, breathe.
45:09Take a little sip of water.
45:11That'll be good for your throat.
45:13We're back now, ladies and gentlemen, and the Undertaker
45:21and Paul Bearer obviously surveying the remains.