ラランド「有象無象SHOW」 2024年10月03日 #14「ラランド以外全モザイク」
ラランド「有象無象SHOW」 2024年10月03日 #14「ラランド以外全モザイク」
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00:00Today, we're going to have a fun time at the location.
00:03That's right.
00:04It may be because of our name value, but we couldn't get permission to film at all locations.
00:11That's the worst.
00:12So, this time...
00:14You couldn't get permission to film at all?
00:15Then, don't film at all.
00:17So, during the filming, we'll be the only ones to be censored.
00:21What?
00:22I've never seen that on TV.
00:24Yes.
00:25A show where most of the people are censored.
00:28So, in order to make it work, we'll be the only ones to be censored.
00:34Don't say censored. It's embarrassing.
00:36We'll be the only ones to be censored.
00:38Don't say censored. It's embarrassing.
00:40That's what I think.
00:41As long as it's Kansai people.
00:42There's a time when you can remove the mosaic at each location.
00:47What's with that rule?
00:48Why are you playing games?
00:50We'll find out when that happens.
00:52We'll say, please remove it now.
00:54So, when you have to show it, you can remove it?
00:57Yes.
00:58For a moment.
00:59You used to work at a mosaic processing company, didn't you?
01:01Yes, I did.
01:02I worked at a mosaic processing company for about 2 years when I was in college.
01:05I watched adult videos at 1 in 2 times the speed.
01:09If I missed even for a moment, I'd raise my hand and call the staff.
01:12I'd check how many minutes and seconds were leaked from each video.
01:16You're used to being censored.
01:18Yes.
01:19I'd definitely do it here.
01:21Your hand.
01:22When I'm holding it like this, I'd do it here.
01:25It's easy to miss.
01:26It's easy to miss here.
01:27You're an actress who doesn't close her fingers.
01:30I really don't like it.
01:33This time...
01:34It's a grass that shouldn't be shown much.
01:36That's not true.
01:37It's because it's growing in a place like this.
01:39In the midst of a mosaic,
01:41they're struggling with the location.
01:44What kind of 2 seconds is this?
01:45At last, we have a shocking big guest.
01:48What is this?
01:49What kind of location is this?
01:56NARANDO UZOMUZO SHOW
02:01Mr. Wazawako is here.
02:03He's not there.
02:04Mr. Wazawako is shooting now.
02:07Thank you. I'm NARANDO.
02:08You're using the mosaic too much.
02:14You don't have to shoot such a good place.
02:21Let's go.
02:22Let's go.
02:24Okay.
02:27Let's cross this.
02:29It's amazing.
02:30Let's cross this.
02:32This is amazing.
02:34You might get hurt.
02:36Are you okay?
02:37It's not that high.
02:38It doesn't have thorns.
02:40I just came out of the Abashiri prison.
02:43I thought you were Sakura from Abashiri.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47I'm Sakura.
02:49I'm still a little nervous.
02:50It's normal to be nervous.
02:52This is not Abashiri.
02:54This is a place that is not on the map in Japan.
02:59We didn't infiltrate.
03:01It's not named.
03:03This is a city.
03:05There are also white crows.
03:09White crows are rare.
03:10It's creepy.
03:11Did you see a white crow?
03:13It's a grass that shouldn't be photographed.
03:15That's not true.
03:16It's growing in a place like this.
03:18Who is growing it in front of the station?
03:21It's all mosaic.
03:23Is that so?
03:24Don't tell me.
03:25If I feel like I'm growing, I'll go through it.
03:29I see.
03:30I can make people think that I'm growing.
03:33I'm in Koenji.
03:36Koenji?
03:38I entered a dangerous city.
03:40That's why it's all mosaic.
03:42I see.
03:43I can make people think that.
03:44I didn't know how to do that.
03:47Hello.
03:49Excuse me.
03:51Bye-bye.
03:52Bye-bye.
03:55It was amazing.
03:56Everyone was connected by a chain.
04:02It was scary.
04:03Everyone was connected.
04:05It's a city of blood.
04:06Everyone had the same limbs.
04:08Even small children.
04:10In such a dangerous city where anything can happen at any time,
04:14the first shop they went to was...
04:16Power Stone.
04:17It's Elfame that sells natural stone.
04:20All the stones here are in the shape of men.
04:25Is that so?
04:26I don't sell them.
04:27Why?
04:28Why are all the stones on the window?
04:31The stones are in the back, right?
04:32Yes.
04:33The shop here is still a little loose.
04:37The mosaic is a little thin.
04:39Is that so?
04:40Yes.
04:41That's good.
04:42If you look at it in detail, you can almost see it.
04:45But...
04:46I want to do it.
04:47A male high school student said,
04:49if you do this, you can see the thin mosaic.
04:52I'd like to go into Elfame.
04:55Are you ready?
04:58I can't show you this.
05:02It's a little...
05:04It's a little...
05:05The shape is a little...
05:07If you touch it too much...
05:09This is no good, right?
05:10You can touch it a little.
05:12Is that okay?
05:13You have to hold it.
05:14The shopkeeper is also made of stone.
05:17The eyes are made of crystal.
05:19It's amazing.
05:20Everything over there is big.
05:23It's just like a lump of stone.
05:26This is also a little dangerous.
05:29From here to there is the face of a person.
05:32Please take a look.
05:34It's amazing.
05:35The face of a person is not lined up.
05:36It's the end of the century.
05:38It's like a warrior so far.
05:40Is there anyone in the warrior class?
05:42The head is amazing.
05:44The head of a warrior is lined up in an eerie store.
05:48In the meantime, Saya is worried about Nishida.
05:53Recently, I've been feeling like I'm being used.
06:00There's a mysterious big ball.
06:04Can I change this with a power stone?
06:08Is there anything that can be improved?
06:12I have a recommended stone.
06:15This is it.
06:18This is a natural glass from a meteorite.
06:22This is good.
06:24Is this good?
06:26It doesn't make sense.
06:28I can't see it.
06:30It's amazing.
06:31This is a woman who moves the remaining part.
06:35It stimulates awakening.
06:39Don't eat it.
06:41Don't eat it.
06:43Don't eat it.
06:45Don't eat it.
06:46Don't eat it.
06:47I want you to eat it.
06:50Don't eat it.
06:51Can you remove the mosaic?
06:53We haven't used it yet.
06:56Look at this.
06:59You can remove the mosaic in a moment.
07:01Can you remove the mosaic?
07:03I removed it.
07:04That's not it.
07:06It's over.
07:08It's over.
07:09I shouldn't have removed it.
07:12It's a little suspicious.
07:14This is the feeling of space.
07:16Which stone is the most expensive stone in this store?
07:21Which stone is the most expensive stone?
07:23There are two whales on the store manager's back.
07:26That's amazing.
07:28Can you remove this stone?
07:30Don't remove it now.
07:32Can you remove the mosaic on the store manager's back for a moment?
07:36That's not it.
07:37I removed it.
07:38What is this?
07:41This is the first time I've seen this.
07:43This is a small whale.
07:45What is this?
07:47This is AQUAMARINE.
07:50How much is this?
07:51This is 4,000,000 yen.
07:534,000,000 yen?
07:554,000,000 yen.
07:57You can remove it here.
07:59That's amazing.
08:00Why did you remove it with this person's hoodie?
08:03Everyone wants to see this.
08:05This looks like a pillar.
08:07That's right.
08:08Is this stone so beautiful?
08:10This is very beautiful.
08:11Can you remove this stone?
08:124,000,000 yen.
08:13Can you remove this stone?
08:14That's amazing.
08:15I have 4,000,000 yen.
08:17It's about the size of Aikos.
08:19It's about the size of Aikos.
08:20It's about the size of Aikos.
08:21That's right.
08:23I want to have this, too.
08:25Can I use this?
08:26You don't need to use this.
08:30This is scary.
08:31Be careful.
08:33This is amazing.
08:37This is about the same size as NAZARU.
08:41Thank you very much.
08:44That's all.
08:48I don't know what this is.
08:50It suddenly turned blue.
08:52I feel better.
08:54I feel like I can get power just by being here.
08:57This is the second one.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:01This is a restaurant that I run.
09:03Did you run this restaurant?
09:05This is a juicy and delicious hamburger.
09:11This is a restaurant that serves pizza and alcohol.
09:14This is a restaurant that serves pizza and alcohol.
09:17You are wrong.
09:19This is a restaurant that pays for the expenses.
09:22Don't introduce me to that kind of restaurant.
09:24This is a restaurant that pays for the expenses of lemon jam.
09:27This restaurant has a rule that you can make the mosaic thinner.
09:33Is there such a rule?
09:36You can make the mosaic thinner.
09:38You can make the mosaic thinner.
09:40What is that?
09:41They go to the store.
09:46Thank you very much.
09:50This is a newspaper.
09:52You are stupid.
09:54I'm not stupid.
09:56This is a newspaper.
09:59What do you want to eat?
10:01What do you recommend?
10:04This is a quattro cheeseburger.
10:06This is a quattro cheeseburger.
10:08I'll have a quattro cheeseburger.
10:10What do you want to eat?
10:11I want to drink iced coffee.
10:13Why?
10:14I want to eat a hamburger when I come here.
10:17I'm not hungry.
10:19I want to eat a hamburger.
10:23I want to eat a quattro cheeseburger and iced coffee.
10:30Don't say iced coffee.
10:33I want to eat two quattro cheeseburgers.
10:38I'm looking forward to it.
10:40Quattro cheeseburger.
10:41I'm hungry because I walked a lot.
10:43You didn't eat breakfast.
10:45I didn't eat breakfast.
10:46While waiting for the quattro cheeseburger, the two of them.
10:51There is also a parent and child.
10:54Hello.
10:57Do you always come here as a parent and child?
10:59I'm sorry I'm not a parent and child.
11:01You are not a parent and child.
11:02It's a complicated story.
11:04I want to talk to the old couple over there.
11:07Can I ask?
11:08Let's ask.
11:09Excuse me.
11:10Hello.
11:12I'm shooting now.
11:13That's right.
11:14I'm shooting.
11:15Do you always come here as a married couple?
11:19I'm not a married couple.
11:20You are not a married couple.
11:21I'm sorry.
11:22I'm not a married couple.
11:23You are not a married couple.
11:24Is it delicious here?
11:28It's delicious.
11:29Is it the most popular?
11:31Quattro cheeseburger.
11:32That's right.
11:33Quattro cheeseburger.
11:35I don't think you're crazy.
11:38There is nothing here.
11:40That's true.
11:41This is a very spicy burger.
11:44This is very spicy.
11:45I should have asked for this.
11:47This is very spicy.
11:49Eat this with a very spicy hand.
11:52Eat this with a very spicy hand.
11:56Eat quattro cheeseburger twice.
11:58And eat this with a very spicy hand.
12:00Tomato ketchup.
12:02Mustard.
12:03This looks very spicy.
12:06That's right.
12:08Thank you very much.
12:10This is quattro cheeseburger.
12:12Thank you very much.
12:14Thank you very much.
12:15Thank you very much.
12:16This is amazing.
12:20This is black.
12:21This is okay.
12:22This is a little dark.
12:25This is amazing.
12:27This is a lot of cheese.
12:28This is a lot of cheese.
12:29This is very good.
12:30Do you cut this with a knife?
12:31It's easier to eat if you cut it.
12:33This is delicious.
12:34I cut this in half.
12:35I cut this in half.
12:40This is a lot of cheese.
12:42This is amazing.
12:43This is a lot of cheese.
12:44I cut this in half.
12:48This is very high.
12:54This is amazing.
12:55I can't cut this in half at once.
12:57I have to cut it several times.
12:59That's right.
13:00This is very thin.
13:02Look at this cross section.
13:08I eat this.
13:10This is connected to the cheese.
13:12The cheese is stretching.
13:14This is a very good picture.
13:16This is a very good picture.
13:18The cheese is stretching.
13:21How is it?
13:22Lettuce, tomato, thick patty and cheese.
13:29This is a combination of all the ingredients.
13:30This is very delicious.
13:32This is thick and good.
13:33Cheese is very delicious.
13:36This is soft.
13:38This is very fragrant.
13:40I eat this.
13:44This is very thick.
13:46This is very thick.
13:47Can you eat this in one bite?
13:49Can you eat this in one bite?
13:59The cheese is very stretchy.
14:08How is it?
14:09This is very thick.
14:13This is like juice.
14:17Lettuce is also crunchy.
14:19This is fun to eat.
14:22The cheese is very rich.
14:24You are better at eating than I am.
14:27What is this?
14:29You can eat this.
14:31This is delicious.
14:32I add red pepper.
14:39This is very spicy.
14:43This is very spicy.
14:45This is very red.
14:46Are you okay?
14:47Can you eat this?
14:48This is very spicy.
14:50This is a different color.
14:54This is very fragrant.
14:57This is spicy.
14:58This is spicy.
14:59This is spicy.
15:00This is a little green.
15:03This is too green.
15:06I eat this with ketchup.
15:07I eat this with ketchup.
15:08I eat this with red pepper.
15:12Look at this.
15:15This is very red.
15:18This is like a death sauce.
15:19I eat this.
15:20Please eat this.
15:21My hand hurts a little.
15:25This is stimulating.
15:26This is very spicy.
15:27Please eat this.
15:29Please eat this.
15:36This is very spicy.
15:39I can't eat this.
15:40Are you okay?
15:42I can't eat this.
15:45Your middle finger hurts.
15:47This hurts.
15:49I can't eat this.
15:51Please give me water.
15:54I can't eat this.
15:56Please eat this.
15:57I can't eat this.
16:00This is very spicy.
16:01You can do it.
16:05Let's eat this together.
16:09If you eat this together, it will be delicious.
16:12If you eat this together, it will be delicious.
16:14Even girls can eat this.
16:16This is very delicious.
16:18Please turn off the mosaic.
16:20Please turn off the mosaic now.
16:22This is very delicious.
16:25This is very hot.
16:29This is liquid.
16:32You are drinking coffee.
16:39I eat this.
16:41Don't eat potatoes.
16:43Don't eat potatoes.
16:45I'm sorry to say this, but this is very delicious.
16:50I feel guilty.
16:52This is very delicious.
16:54I'm sorry to say this, but this is very delicious.
16:59We have finally arrived.
17:01Where is this place?
17:02I can't show you the building behind me.
17:06This is a secret company.
17:08That is a secret company.
17:09The building behind me is also a secret company.
17:12That is a place called the spring of life.
17:14The spring of life.
17:15Some people say they saw Maria here.
17:19Maria?
17:20Yes.
17:21Let's look for it.
17:23This is the first time a Japanese camera has been installed here.
17:26I see.
17:27It's amazing.
17:29It says Freemason Gallery here.
17:32Is it written here?
17:33Yes.
17:34There is a Freemason Gallery.
17:36Freemason Gallery Shinjuku.
17:38Shinjuku.
17:41There is also a statue of the founder there.
17:45There are people standing nearby.
17:47Let's go there.
17:48Let's go there.
17:49There are people praying in front of us.
17:51Wait a minute.
17:52Can we go into the field?
17:54It's too far.
17:55It's too far.
17:56Look at that.
18:00Look at that.
18:01That is a sacrifice of a living creature.
18:05It means eternal life.
18:07A ritual is being held.
18:09Is it a turtle?
18:11Is it a turtle?
18:12What is it?
18:14It's surprising that such a ritual is being held at such a bright time.
18:21It's a sacrifice of a living creature.
18:27Hello.
18:28Hello.
18:29There is a medal that means to protect the world.
18:32What were you doing?
18:33What were you doing?
18:34We were playing.
18:35We were playing.
18:36You were playing.
18:37That's good.
18:38Well, we can't say the truth.
18:42We all played.
18:43What?
18:44We all played.
18:46I think it's a spell that people now don't understand.
18:49I think it's a spell that people now don't understand.
18:52Let's go.
18:55It's coming.
18:58It's coming.
18:59It's dangerous.
19:00It's coming.
19:01Let's go together.
19:02Let's go together.
19:03Please guide us.
19:04Please guide us.
19:06Be careful, everyone.
19:08Don't run around so much.
19:11Why are you filming us?
19:14If you film us too much, we'll get angry.
19:16We might get angry.
19:19Hey!
19:24Laland is being harassed by the secret society.
19:28What's more...
19:30Hey!
19:31There's a message!
19:35What?
19:36There's a message!
19:38He's sending something.
19:40It's a message, right?
19:41He's sending a message.
19:43It's an alien voice.
19:45An alien voice?
19:47This person is also being harassed by aliens.
19:50You're being harassed by aliens?
19:52You can't say that.
19:53You can't.
19:54You'll be found out.
19:55You're being harassed by aliens?
19:57It's Natsuki.
19:58Natsuki?
19:59Stop doing that.
20:01Stop doing that.
20:03It's a hot-air balloon shooting.
20:06Sorry.
20:07It's a hot-air balloon shooting.
20:09No, it's a secret society.
20:12You're pretty.
20:16Can I roll it?
20:19Let's roll it.
20:22See you.
20:27That was close.
20:29Natsuki's life was in danger.
20:34What?
20:38It's scary.
20:39There are so many people.
20:40It's scary.
20:42I didn't expect the mosaic setting to get in the way.
20:46Let's go closer.
20:47Let's go.
20:48I hear a mysterious sound.
20:50A man playing a trumpet.
21:01He's having a coffee with the universe on a small hill.
21:07What kind of atmosphere is this?
21:09What kind of atmosphere is this?
21:13What are you doing?
21:14What kind of atmosphere is this?
21:16I can't hide it anymore.
21:18What are you doing?
21:19I was practicing saxophone.
21:22Are you serious?
21:24Otsugi Himan.
21:27I'm sorry, Maa-chan.
21:29I'm Otsugi Himan.
21:32Are you serious?
21:33I'm serious.
21:34What is this?
21:36I was practicing Instagram live.
21:39Are you serious?
21:41What is this?
21:43What kind of location is this?
21:46This location is a little complicated.
21:49It's all mosaic.
21:52I'm all mosaic, too.
21:55There is something golden.
21:57I can't help it.
22:00I don't know why.
22:01I'm supposed to be in a secret agency.
22:05Can you play something like that?
22:07A secret agency?
22:30It's a play medley.
22:35It's a play medley.
22:39That's great.
22:41That was a perfect end roll.
22:46It's over.
22:47It's over.
22:50I took a picture of the secret agency.
22:53I was surrounded by children.
22:55There was a very cute child.
22:57I was wondering if there was anything.
22:59I came here.
23:01That's Himan.
23:03That's too much.
23:05Can you play only one song?
23:07The rest is like an ending song.
23:12I'll say goodbye with that.
23:23I'm not good at it.
23:25I'm suddenly not good at it.
23:27There are so many cameras.
23:29It's going to change.
23:32Two strange bombs fell.
23:36Next time, it's a human experiment.
23:44Find the perfect line for the penalty game.
23:53It's a must-see for everyone in the industry.
23:56The DVD of the Laland show will be released.
24:02Vol.1 includes the first to the fourth episodes.
24:08The unedited scenes will also be included.
24:10Vol.1 has a limited edition for the first time.
24:13Please take a look at the official website.