The Shipwreckers - Snuffy Smith
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00:00Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:18Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:23Oh, oh, oh, black balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:28I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all my might.
00:32Hey!
00:33Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
00:36Barney, how come your Uncle J. Pierpong Google sent us and them there tickets for this harem boat ride?
00:44Well, I was his favorite nephew because I never told anyone we were related.
00:49Is that the ship, Barney?
00:51Yep, the S.S. Queen Foreign Air.
00:58The tramps, teamers, are down the block.
01:01No, sir, Admiral.
01:02These here tickets say we have a first-class cabin
01:05on the Queen Florida.
01:07Well, you do have tickets.
01:09Walk this way, please.
01:14You heard what he said.
01:15Walk this way.
01:19These are your quarters.
01:21Oh, well, no.
01:23Oh, ain't this perky.
01:26Just a few little changes, and it'll look just like home.
01:30Land of Goshen, Barney,
01:32you should order a bin of inferior decorator or something.
01:36Oh, it just looks beautiful.
01:39Oh, I guess I just have a flair for that sort of thing.
01:44KNOCK AT DOOR
01:46Uh, Mr. Goggle?
01:48That's Google with an oog, not goggle with an og.
01:52Oh, well, Mr. Google with an oog, your friend,
01:55he's... he's lost his mind.
01:58Oh, he can't lose what he hasn't got.
02:00What seems to be the trouble?
02:01You'll see if you'll walk this way.
02:07See what I mean?
02:08Oh, I don't know. He seems peaceable enough.
02:12He swears he saw a... a...
02:14Possum.
02:16Possum?
02:17That's right, dag nabbit.
02:19Went right down that there hole.
02:21And I'm gonna wait right here for him to show his face,
02:24and then, bam!
02:26WHISTLE BLOWS
02:28EXPLOSION
02:32Hold still now. I'm gonna get him this time.
02:35No, don't!
02:36EXPLOSION
02:38Do it.
02:39RINGING
02:43Hey, come back here, you possum, you!
02:47Well, I think I'll just do me a might bit of washing.
02:51Oh, shucks.
02:52I plumb forgot to pack my wash tub.
02:55RINGING
02:56I reckon I'll just have to use one of...
02:59one of these dear new-fangled automatic washing machines.
03:07This door's...
03:08I wonder how you turn this contraption on.
03:12BUZZER
03:13Reckon that ought to do it.
03:14KNOCKING
03:17You rang, madame?
03:19Landshakes.
03:20Now, that is what I call lickety-split service.
03:24How'd you get me laundry so fast, boy?
03:26You threw it out the porthole, madame.
03:29Well, then you just put it right back in that door washing machine.
03:34As you wish, madame.
03:37BEEP
03:39Oh, I appreciates what you done, sonny.
03:42I reckon it ought to be ready about now.
03:46Oh, I do want to thank you again.
03:49I couldn't have done without you, sonny.
03:51Now it's high time I ought to go out and dry him.
03:54BEEP
03:56Wonder where a body can hang up a wash round here.
03:59Trim little ship you have here.
04:01We like to think so.
04:03Of course, I've seen faster ones.
04:06Faster than the Queen Foraday?
04:09Yep.
04:10Ridiculous.
04:12Full speed ahead.
04:14ENGINE REVS
04:16How's that for speed?
04:19When are you going to pull up your anchor?
04:21Ooh, engine room, give me more steam.
04:26What was that, sir?
04:28Steam.
04:29Let me have steam.
04:32ENGINE REVS
04:35Did you ever have one of those days?
04:38Calling Queen Foraday.
04:40We have spotted your distress flag.
04:42What is the trouble?
04:43Distress flag?
04:45What is he talking about?
04:47Maybe that's what he means.
04:51Barney, your laundry's just about dry.
04:58Uh, now, just a minute, Admiral.
04:59We're only distantly related.
05:02Oh, you run a trim ship here, sir.
05:05You certainly do.
05:06It's the fastest I ever saw.
05:07Never saw a ship so fast.
05:09Admiral!
05:10ENGINE REVS
05:12Ah, stop playing possum, you possum!
05:16Row!
05:17APPLAUSE