His Hers (2024)

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Genres - Romance  |   Release Date - Sep 7, 2024  |   Run Time - 84 min.  |   Countries - United States of America  |   MPAA Rating - TV-G   Married lawyers Dana and Mark represent reality stars entangled in a bitter divorce, leading to complications when their clients' inability to compromise strains the couple's own relationship.   for full movies and reviews follow us on:   www.supercultcinema.com   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@scc-classicmovies/featured   X: https://x.com/SuperCultCinema   Dailymotion: https://dailymotion.com/sccinema   Rumble: https://rumble.com/c/c-6464538   Odysse: https://odysee.com/@scc-classicmovies:9   Welcome to Super Cult Cinema, where classic movies meet contemporary classics! Dive into a world of timeless films, spanning decades and genres, curated for cinephiles like you. From Hollywood classics to international masterpieces, we've got it all. Join us as we celebrate the art of cinema and explore the stories that have captured our hearts and minds for generations. Subscribe now to embark on a journey through the rich tapestry of cinematic history. Don't miss out on our latest uploads, exclusive content, and curated playlists. Get ready to experience the magic of movies like never before with Super Cult Cinema!

Transcript

00:00:00This program is rated G and considered acceptable for all ages.

00:00:30Let's get started.

00:00:52Alright, so, are you ready to get started?

00:00:58I am honored to work with you on this merger.

00:01:00I always say a merger is like a marriage.

00:01:03It is my honor to be able to support you through your divorce.

00:01:06So if a merger is a marriage, then my first question before reviewing assets and balance sheets and quarterly reports is...

00:01:13Before we go over you and your wife's history, assets, and shared properties...

00:01:18Are you sure you want to get married?

00:01:20Are you sure you want to get divorced?

00:01:24Alright guys, no photos.

00:01:27Yo, come on, seriously, come on, no photos, no photos.

00:01:29Okay, fine.

00:01:33Where's your better half?

00:01:35I am a better half.

00:01:41Hey babe.

00:01:42Hey babe.

00:01:44Sorry I'm late.

00:01:46You look beautiful.

00:01:49Oh, smooth.

00:01:52What kind of lotion do you use?

00:02:01No photos please.

00:02:02No photos.

00:02:09Mrs. Noble.

00:02:11Always a pleasure.

00:02:12Are you meeting Brett?

00:02:14Yes, but I'm surprising him.

00:02:16I'll show myself to the table.

00:02:23Dabby.

00:02:26I'll take those.

00:02:30Two barca sodas.

00:02:32Top shelf, of course.

00:02:34Let's see your hair together, huh?

00:02:36Should've known.

00:02:39Gwen.

00:02:41You weren't just my assistant, you were my best friend.

00:02:43Babe.

00:02:44Well consider yourself fired from both positions.

00:02:46We were just having a drink.

00:02:47And Brett.

00:02:48It's not what it looks like.

00:02:49My first kiss, my first love.

00:02:52And now, I guess my first husband.

00:02:54Baby, what the?

00:02:56My hair.

00:02:57I want a divorce.

00:02:59Babe.

00:03:01Dabby, wait.

00:03:04Dabby.

00:03:10Dabby.

00:03:15Dabby.

00:03:26Dana.

00:03:32No peeking.

00:03:34Okay.

00:03:35No.

00:03:37Happy anniversary.

00:03:41Happy anniversary.

00:03:43Please, enter the chambers.

00:03:47All right.

00:03:49So what's on the docket?

00:03:50Claims against the defendant?

00:03:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:03:52I thought I was the defendant.

00:03:53No, we're both the defendant.

00:03:54Okay.

00:03:55Go ahead, what do you have?

00:03:56All right, what I got is for the period of our seventh year of marriage,

00:03:59I bring forward the notice of things piled on chairs.

00:04:03Oh, things piled on chairs.

00:04:06Things piled on chairs.

00:04:07Look, every time I want to sit in a chair, I got to take your stuff off of it.

00:04:09Shoes, jacket, hats, purse.

00:04:13Chairs are meant to be sat in.

00:04:15I would like to sit in a chair.

00:04:17All right, fine.

00:04:18Assumed.

00:04:19All right, let me have it.

00:04:20What does the respondent say?

00:04:22No cell phones at the table.

00:04:24What?

00:04:25We shouldn't have our phones at the table.

00:04:26I mean, phones should be left elsewhere.

00:04:28But not on chairs?

00:04:29Never.

00:04:30As dictated by issue A.

00:04:31Okay, assumed.

00:04:32Oh, hey, guys.

00:04:33Lucas, PJ.

00:04:34Are you two working?

00:04:35I thought it was your anniversary.

00:04:37It's our prolonged anniversary.

00:04:39Yeah, we celebrate one day for each year.

00:04:41Seven years married.

00:04:43Seven years, huh?

00:04:44Better watch out for that seven-year itch.

00:04:46Oh, don't worry, Lucas.

00:04:47We're not itchy.

00:04:48You know the seven-year itch was actually debunked?

00:04:49Yeah, recent data shows that divorce peaks at 10 to 13 years of marriage.

00:04:53Oh, well, so we got a few more years left.

00:04:55Yeah, we're good for like three years.

00:04:56We're good.

00:04:57So you two are working?

00:04:58In a way.

00:04:59Yeah, on our anniversary, we like to sit down and go over our relationship grievances

00:05:02and gratitudes and talk them through.

00:05:04I'm a lifelong bachelor, so you're the experts here.

00:05:07And enjoy this champagne.

00:05:09Oh, thank you.

00:05:10Well, you two have a wonderful anniversary.

00:05:12Thank you, Lucas.

00:05:13Enjoy.

00:05:14Thank you so much.

00:05:15Thank you, TJ.

00:05:16Very kind.

00:05:17That was nice.

00:05:18That was so sweet.

00:05:19Okay, so, time for presents?

00:05:20Presents.

00:05:21Now, traditionally, the seven-year gift is wool.

00:05:26Oh.

00:05:27Hope you like it.

00:05:28Yes.

00:05:29Oh, Merino wool socks.

00:05:31Well, I figured, you know, you could warm your feet up before you press them up against me in bed.

00:05:34Oh, so this is really a gift to yourself.

00:05:36Sort of.

00:05:37Yeah.

00:05:38I love them.

00:05:39I'll treasure them.

00:05:40Okay.

00:05:42Okay, well, before this seven-year gift was modernized to wool, traditionally, it was copper.

00:05:45You didn't.

00:05:46Ta-da.

00:05:47Oh, babe.

00:05:48I always wanted a copper pot to make you popcorn, and this is amazing.

00:05:51Look at this.

00:05:52Oh, thank you, honey.

00:05:54Of course.

00:05:55I love you so much.

00:05:57This has been the best seven years ever, you know that?

00:06:00And hopefully the best is yet to come.

00:06:04You know, speaking of best to come,

00:06:09I wanted to have a little chat with you.

00:06:14I thought no cell phones at the table.

00:06:17I'm so sorry. It's just...

00:06:19Okay.

00:06:20Uncle Paul booked me in with a new client at 8 a.m.

00:06:25Oh, excellent.

00:06:26I just got booked for 8.15.

00:06:28Yeah?

00:06:29Give me that.

00:06:30Yeah, let's get rid of those.

00:06:31Phones, gone.

00:06:32That is absolutely perfect, babe.

00:06:35So, two forever,

00:06:40together.

00:06:42Sustained.

00:06:57Morning, Kim.

00:06:58Morning.

00:06:59So, confusingly, your 8 a.m. is with a reality star wanting a divorce.

00:07:03Oh, that is weird.

00:07:04Um, well, I can refer her to the best family lawyers.

00:07:07You're the best family lawyer.

00:07:09Uncle Paul.

00:07:10And that reality star is Tabby Noble.

00:07:13She's on the board of Jackie's Legacy Fund,

00:07:15and she is bankrolling our fundraiser gala next month.

00:07:19Oh, so you want to keep her happy.

00:07:21Yes.

00:07:22But also, I know how complicated and public a divorce like hers will be,

00:07:26and I want to help protect her if possible.

00:07:29With you as Tabby's lawyer, this can be quick, easy, a painless mediation.

00:07:33Those are famous last words.

00:07:36All right.

00:07:38Of course.

00:07:40Bye.

00:07:45Hi.

00:07:46Oh, I love your shoes, Manolo.

00:07:48Oh.

00:07:49Uh, no.

00:07:50Nordstrom rack.

00:07:51But thank you.

00:07:52Can we get you something to drink?

00:07:54Oh.

00:07:55Yeah, maybe, like, a green juice?

00:07:57And some nori chips on the side?

00:07:58And do you have an LED face mask I could wear while we chat?

00:08:01I find it super soothing.

00:08:03Please get Mrs. Noble a water.

00:08:06Thanks.

00:08:08Tabby, I know this must be a very, very hard time, and I'm sorry.

00:08:12My heart truly goes out to you.

00:08:15I also wanted to thank you for supporting Jackie's Legacy Fund.

00:08:19She was actually a lawyer as well.

00:08:21Family law, coincidentally.

00:08:23But here at the firm, we focus on mostly contract law and mergers and acquisitions.

00:08:28But you clerked for Judge Westdale for three years, right?

00:08:32And you worked at Miller & Talbot.

00:08:34Family law, where you were considered the best.

00:08:36Oh.

00:08:37You've done your homework.

00:08:38I'm not clueless.

00:08:39I just pretended to be on TV for 15 years.

00:08:41And do you know who my ex-husband and I are?

00:08:47I don't actually watch much reality TV.

00:08:51Oh.

00:08:52Okay.

00:08:53Well, we were on Noble Living, which is one of the biggest reality shows ever.

00:08:58And then we moved to the city, and we got our own spinoff.

00:09:02Eight seasons.

00:09:03Every single one was a hit.

00:09:05So the world has watched us fall in love, grow up, get married, make mistakes, struggle to get pregnant.

00:09:13Oh. I'm really sorry.

00:09:15So we have been in the public eye and working since we were 16.

00:09:20And now?

00:09:22Right now?

00:09:23Yeah.

00:09:24Now we are on a hiatus right now.

00:09:29Wow.

00:09:30We're just looking for the right fit for us in the current flailing content environment.

00:09:36Debbie, are you sure?

00:09:38Are you sure you really want to be divorced?

00:09:40I mean, I was looking at your file.

00:09:42You've been married for 10 years.

00:09:4316 years together.

00:09:44I mean, there's a lot of love there.

00:09:46Yeah.

00:09:47But love is like fame.

00:09:50Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.

00:09:55Okay.

00:09:56Listen, speaking of flying.

00:09:59I really think it's best if we just fly under the radar.

00:10:01You know, let's just keep this quiet.

00:10:03No big scenes.

00:10:04Let's really just try to just stay level-headed.

00:10:07Definitely.

00:10:09But also, he cheated on me with my best friend.

00:10:12Okay.

00:10:13So I want everything.

00:10:14But mostly, I want him to hurt.

00:10:20Okay.

00:10:24This is why I love family law.

00:10:27Morning, Jared.

00:10:28Your 815 is here.

00:10:29Okay, who is it?

00:10:32Oh.

00:10:34Okay.

00:10:37Mark.

00:10:39Brent Noble.

00:10:40Know who he is?

00:10:41I know who he thinks he is.

00:10:42493.

00:10:45494.

00:10:47495.

00:10:50496.

00:10:53497.

00:10:55498.

00:10:57Mr. Noble.

00:10:58499.

00:11:00500.

00:11:02Woo!

00:11:06Brett, I'm Lois Gale.

00:11:07This is Mark Trevick.

00:11:09Hey, guy.

00:11:10Can I get a green juice?

00:11:11Thanks.

00:11:12Yeah, sure.

00:11:13Maybe we can get you some nori chips,

00:11:14maybe an LED face mask.

00:11:16Oh, yeah.

00:11:17Love it.

00:11:19Great.

00:11:21So, Brett.

00:11:22First things first.

00:11:24You cheated?

00:11:25Oh, I didn't cheat.

00:11:26It was all Tabby.

00:11:27I mean, she lives for drama.

00:11:29Brett, look.

00:11:30You can lie to your therapist all day long,

00:11:32but I think it's not in your best interest

00:11:34to lie to your divorce lawyer.

00:11:36You see, you and I are working together now.

00:11:38We're a team.

00:11:39And as a team,

00:11:40you're gonna have to have some mental fortitude, grace,

00:11:42and we're gonna have some harsh truths back and forth.

00:11:44You get it?

00:11:45All right, yeah.

00:11:46I dig it.

00:11:47Let's sign some papers

00:11:48and get this divorce started, shall we?

00:11:50I...

00:11:51Okay, so before I do that,

00:11:52I'm gonna ask you two questions.

00:11:53Okay.

00:11:54First one is this.

00:11:55Are you sure you want to get divorced?

00:11:56Mm-hmm.

00:11:57The second one is,

00:11:58you don't see any chance

00:11:59the two of you can be happy together again.

00:12:01Oh, I'm not happy,

00:12:02so why should she be happy?

00:12:03Oh, hey, listen.

00:12:04I got CrossFit,

00:12:05but before I go,

00:12:06Tabby and I don't have a prenup,

00:12:08and I want everything, so...

00:12:09Well, be that as it may,

00:12:10Brett, New York is a no-fault,

00:12:11equitable distribution state, so...

00:12:13Yeah, but I want everything,

00:12:14and I don't have a prenup,

00:12:15and I want everything, so...

00:12:16Well, be that as it may,

00:12:17equitable distribution state, so...

00:12:19Yeah, but I want everything, so...

00:12:22Oh, and, um, I want a sewer.

00:12:25On-on what grounds?

00:12:28Emotional damages.

00:12:30CrossFit.

00:12:33Whew.

00:12:35All the NDAs are signed.

00:12:37No leaks.

00:12:38Yeah, no, I'm on it,

00:12:39but listen, we've got to talk about

00:12:40approach here, Lois,

00:12:41and Brett thinks he's gonna get everything.

00:12:42Then get him everything,

00:12:43or at least as many billable hours as you can.

00:12:46Because lawyers are known for their integrity.

00:12:54Popcorn.

00:12:56Cooked in my new copper pot.

00:12:58Oh, eaten with my new socks on.

00:13:01Oh, look at those.

00:13:03Okay, so, nutritional yeast

00:13:06and coconut oil for you.

00:13:09Don't ask me why.

00:13:10And, uh, caramel and toffee for me.

00:13:12Perfect.

00:13:14What are you working on, babe?

00:13:15Oh, nothing, it's just a...

00:13:17just a new case.

00:13:18I'm kind of taking one for the team.

00:13:20Mm.

00:13:21It's not... not worth talking about.

00:13:23Trust me, I got a new case, too.

00:13:25My client?

00:13:26He's so awesome.

00:13:27Really?

00:13:28Yeah, really.

00:13:30When did you start watching this?

00:13:31Oh, it was... it was just on.

00:13:35And now, I guess, my first husband.

00:13:38Oh!

00:13:39Guess he got into the spirit.

00:13:41That's a joke, right?

00:13:42It was good.

00:13:43Pretty good. Stand up, babe.

00:13:44It is with great sadness

00:13:46that we have made the difficult decision to divorce.

00:13:49We look forward to moving on

00:13:51with deep kindness and gratitude

00:13:53for everything that we've shared.

00:13:57Love you guys.

00:13:58I mean, I gotta say, this hurts.

00:14:01So, we request respect for our privacy.

00:14:05Why are they making statements?

00:14:07This is...

00:14:08I mean, that's gonna be a mess.

00:14:11Yeah, the absolute worst comedy.

00:14:18Oh, it...

00:14:22Did you know about his statement?

00:14:24No, come on, Lois, of course not.

00:14:26I mean, the guy's a celebrity.

00:14:27He's like a wrangling of a snake.

00:14:28Well, keep him in check, Mark.

00:14:29You got him for partner.

00:14:30Did you give approval for Tabby to release an announcement?

00:14:33No, I did the literal opposite.

00:14:35Oh.

00:14:36Then clean this up, please.

00:14:38The press are gonna rip her to shreds.

00:14:40All right, I'm on it.

00:14:47Sorry, babe, that was, uh, that was my case.

00:14:49Yeah, me too.

00:14:50All right, what are we gonna watch?

00:14:52Wanna watch Steel Magnolias?

00:14:54Or we could find something else on, right?

00:15:03You know, I, um...

00:15:05There's something I'd like to talk to you about.

00:15:07Okay, what is it?

00:15:11Nothing, it's, it's...

00:15:12Nothing, it's Christmas.

00:15:13I mean, on our Christmas plans.

00:15:14I mean, are we gonna go to your family or my family?

00:15:16I mean...

00:15:17I mean, we could have everybody come here.

00:15:18Be kind of nice.

00:15:19Yeah, we could do that.

00:15:22Wait, I almost forgot.

00:15:23Surprise for you.

00:15:25What?

00:15:27Are you...

00:15:28It's for your collection.

00:15:29Oh, come on, babe.

00:15:30Happy anniversary.

00:15:31Thank you, sweetheart.

00:15:33Oh, it's...

00:15:34Are you kidding?

00:15:35This is the one I've always wanted.

00:15:36This is the limited edition fidget spinner.

00:15:38Are you kidding me?

00:15:39I had to search far and wide.

00:15:41It's top of the line, babe.

00:15:44Oh, thank you, babe.

00:15:47I love you so much.

00:15:48I love you.

00:15:49Well, the cat's out of the bag.

00:15:51I got you a present.

00:15:52You did?

00:15:53Yeah, I got you a gift, too.

00:15:54You just gotta close your eyes.

00:15:55Okay.

00:15:56It's a big one.

00:15:57Your eyes closed.

00:15:58Eyes are closed.

00:15:59All right.

00:16:01Open.

00:16:06So thoughtful.

00:16:07I know.

00:16:08All right.

00:16:09Okay, let's watch that.

00:16:11Still make noise.

00:16:14I love you.

00:16:15I love you, too.

00:16:22Hi.

00:16:24Good morning.

00:16:25Thank you for coming to me today.

00:16:27I'm just so distraught.

00:16:29I couldn't dress.

00:16:30I just need to stay in and self-care.

00:16:32Of course.

00:16:34Yeah, I support that.

00:16:35But I heard you're also doing talk shows.

00:16:37Yeah, it's a form of self-care.

00:16:39Perhaps, but it's probably not a good idea.

00:16:42But everyone's interested.

00:16:43I understand the appeal of garnering fan support,

00:16:46but you really need to stay neutral right now.

00:16:48Why are you so worried?

00:16:50It's my job to worry.

00:16:51Speaking of, if you have any skeletons in your closet,

00:16:54now would be the time to say.

00:16:55Skeletons?

00:16:56No.

00:16:57I'm squeaky clean.

00:16:58Come on in.

00:16:59Have a juice.

00:17:07I have so much dirt on Tabby.

00:17:09I don't know where all the skeletons are.

00:17:12Brett, we really don't need skeletons.

00:17:15We need mature adults

00:17:16who are committed to an amicable resolution.

00:17:20Do you know where that is?

00:17:24Nope.

00:17:27Of course not.

00:17:32Hi.

00:17:33Hey.

00:17:34Your uncle just scheduled a noon meeting.

00:17:36I'll send you the address.

00:17:37Okay, perfect.

00:17:38Did you find Brett?

00:17:39Yep.

00:17:40The process server should be heading there now.

00:17:41Thanks so much.

00:17:42All right, I'm sorry.

00:17:43I actually have to go,

00:17:44but I'll be back later and we can finish up.

00:17:46Can you get that?

00:17:49Hello?

00:17:51Hello?

00:17:52Hello?

00:17:53Hello?

00:17:54Hello?

00:17:55Hello?

00:17:56Hello?

00:17:57Hello?

00:17:58Hello?

00:17:59Hello?

00:18:00Hello?

00:18:09The aisles are going to get ruined.

00:18:15Are you Tabby Noble?

00:18:16Yes.

00:18:17Wait, no, no, no, no.

00:18:18Stop, stop.

00:18:19Tabby, don't open that.

00:18:20No.

00:18:21You've been served.

00:18:27Do you even lift, bro?

00:18:30Nice quads.

00:18:31Wait, you're Brett Noble, right?

00:18:33Yeah.

00:18:34Can I get a picture?

00:18:35Of course.

00:18:36This is for you.

00:18:37No, no, no.

00:18:39You've been served.

00:18:47She serves me divorce papers at the gym?

00:18:49This is my safe space.

00:18:51This is where I go to heal.

00:18:55Can you get your client in line?

00:18:56He serves me at home?

00:18:58It's just so violating.

00:19:00And he ruined my nails.

00:19:03This could be a problem, Dana.

00:19:08Wait, I thought, I thought Brett was read by Miller and Talbot.

00:19:11No, he met with them.

00:19:12So Tabby couldn't.

00:19:13But ultimately, Brett went with Gail, Fable, and Partners.

00:19:17What?

00:19:18Wait, who's the lead?

00:19:19Funnily enough, it's Mark.

00:19:22Is this going to be a problem?

00:19:28Honey, is this going to be a problem?

00:19:31It's already a problem.

00:19:33I mean, I didn't want to be on this case to begin with.

00:19:35But Uncle Paul is so protective over Tabby.

00:19:37She lost her mom to cancer.

00:19:39She's on the board of Aunt Jackie's Fund.

00:19:40So he just wants to help make this, this divorce as easy as possible.

00:19:44I could step down.

00:19:45No, they're picking partners soon.

00:19:47Absolutely not.

00:19:48You've worked so hard for that, and I know how much you want it.

00:19:51Okay.

00:19:54Maybe we can make this work.

00:19:55How do you figure?

00:19:56We both know if they go to other lawyers,

00:19:58we're going to drag this out, make it contentious,

00:20:00build them for every last thing.

00:20:01Right, but we could keep this very simple.

00:20:03Yeah, we can make it the most swift, demagogable divorce possible.

00:20:06And we'll do it together.

00:20:10I love you.

00:20:11I love you.

00:20:12Let's go.

00:20:15Okay.

00:20:24Let's get started.

00:20:26Let's get started.

00:20:34Well, that went well, don't you think?

00:20:35Really, Uncle Paul?

00:20:37Well, I did.

00:20:40What's your takeaway?

00:20:41Well, New York is an equitable distribution state,

00:20:44so Mark and I both believe it's in everyone's best interest

00:20:47to get this through arbitration, ASAP.

00:20:49But both of your clients want everything.

00:20:51How do you suppose we arbitrate that?

00:20:53Unfortunately, it's not up to us.

00:20:55I'm afraid this one's for the court, Dana.

00:20:57I appreciate that you're trying to help Tabby,

00:20:59and I too want to be supportive, but I don't do court.

00:21:02I know.

00:21:03And Mark throws an added wrench into it.

00:21:05And I know how empathetic you are

00:21:07and how personal each case becomes to you.

00:21:10But I truly believe you are the right and only lawyer for the job.

00:21:16Are you going to be able to go up against Dana?

00:21:18You're not going to go soft on us.

00:21:20Come on, Lois. I've got this.

00:21:22And I'm not going up against Dana.

00:21:24We're on the same team, and we want the same things.

00:21:27Back to the gym.

00:21:30So you're going to be fighting against your wife?

00:21:32Well, if by fighting you mean engaging in legal due process, yeah.

00:21:35Huh.

00:21:36Well, I hope you're better at fighting with your wife

00:21:38than I was at fighting with my wife.

00:21:40Oh, and by the way, my team wants me to run a background check on you.

00:21:43That's fine.

00:21:44Just do me a favor and send me a copy of the findings, will you?

00:21:46Listen, moving on, Brett, I've got to go over a list of assets here.

00:21:49If we can do that.

00:21:51First off, I'd like to talk to you about the Soho apartment.

00:21:53Tabby wanted to be in the most expensive neighborhood.

00:21:55What about the upstate lake house?

00:21:57She wanted a summer cabin.

00:21:59It says here you own three cars?

00:22:01Yeah, she backed two of them into poles.

00:22:03I mean, that's a lot of money.

00:22:05Yeah.

00:22:06I mean, that's a lot of money.

00:22:08Yeah, she backed two of them into poles.

00:22:10What about, it says here, wine label, clothing company, perfume line.

00:22:14She's already starting some new business,

00:22:16plastering her face all over some new product.

00:22:20But I'm over it.

00:22:22From now on, I'm a solo show.

00:22:24Yeah.

00:22:25Check this out.

00:22:28Noble surge, get nobled.

00:22:34Maybe now is not the time to invest in new ventures, Brett.

00:22:38So, you're really okay battling it out with your husband?

00:22:41Oh, we're not battling.

00:22:43We're on the same team.

00:22:44We work really well together.

00:22:45We're solid.

00:22:46That's what I used to say about me and Brett.

00:22:48So, be careful.

00:22:50So, do you want this apartment, the house upstate,

00:22:52or do you want to sell both and split the cash?

00:22:55Why do you always dress like you're on your way to a meeting?

00:22:58Because every time you see me, I am on my way to a meeting with you.

00:23:02Have you ever worn anything from the Noble line?

00:23:04Bring me the emerald lace dress, the one with the eyelash trim.

00:23:07Yes, ma'am.

00:23:12It's so hard to find good help.

00:23:15Speaking of assistants, have you spoken with Gwen lately?

00:23:18Gwen? Are you joking?

00:23:20I'm never speaking to her ever again.

00:23:21Right. Here's the thing.

00:23:22It would be great if I could at least speak with her.

00:23:25Look, Brett cheated with her.

00:23:26I'm not saying it's going to affect the settlement,

00:23:28but it isn't a good look for him.

00:23:29So, if we could have access to Gwen, that would be very helpful.

00:23:32I mean, find her if you can,

00:23:33but last I checked, she was incognito mode.

00:23:36Vanished.

00:23:38And no, I didn't whack her.

00:23:40Okay, thank you for the reassurance, Donna Corleone.

00:23:45All right, what do you want to do with the assets?

00:23:47Assets?

00:23:49I want to keep everything.

00:23:50It was my brand. I was the engine.

00:23:52I mean, it was always the tabby show.

00:23:54Brett just followed along, trying to keep up.

00:23:57Oh, um, by the way, my team suggested I run a business.

00:24:00Um, by the way, my team suggested I run a background check on you.

00:24:03Oh, that's fine.

00:24:04Just show me a copy of the results, that'd be great.

00:24:10Oh, wow, look at that.

00:24:11It's, well, it's very pretty.

00:24:13But not me.

00:24:14But why be you all the time?

00:24:24Hey.

00:24:25Sorry, Tabby's got me on the clock.

00:24:27Oh, it's that bad, huh?

00:24:28Good to see you.

00:24:29Yeah, I mean, it's worse.

00:24:30Her whole life is about being seen as much as possible,

00:24:33in the least genuine way possible.

00:24:35Okay, it's called being a celebrity.

00:24:37Wow.

00:24:38And is this new?

00:24:39Oh, it's from the Noble Collection.

00:24:41Oh, look at you.

00:24:43You look fabulous.

00:24:44I mean, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen,

00:24:46and you keep getting more and more beautiful.

00:24:48It's so tight, I can't breathe.

00:24:50Okay, thank you so much.

00:24:52Oh, by the way,

00:24:53I got a new orchid out of the collection.

00:24:55But the real gift here is that I promise you

00:24:57I will accompany you to the Orchid Festival this year.

00:25:00Thank you, that means a lot.

00:25:02Happy anniversary.

00:25:03Happy anniversary.

00:25:05I love you.

00:25:06I love you.

00:25:09And I wanted to ask you,

00:25:12what is it you've been wanting to ask me?

00:25:15What do you mean?

00:25:16Twice now, you've been trepidatious about bringing up

00:25:18wanting to talk to me about something,

00:25:19and I just wish you would spill it, love.

00:25:21Dana, um...

00:25:22Okay, and judging by how uncomfortable you are now,

00:25:25I feel like it might be something really terrible.

00:25:27No.

00:25:28Are you going through a midlife crisis?

00:25:29Is your mother moving in?

00:25:30My mother's not moving in, okay?

00:25:31Nothing so life-altering.

00:25:32That'll never happen, trust me.

00:25:33Wait, what is it?

00:25:34Tell me, we can talk about anything.

00:25:37Okay, all right.

00:25:40Do you remember the conversation we had

00:25:42before we were married about having children?

00:25:44And we both decided at the time that we weren't ready

00:25:47and that we were gonna put a pin in it.

00:25:49Are you wanting to take that pin out?

00:25:52Yeah, I'd like to revisit the idea.

00:25:56Because...

00:25:58Because, honey...

00:26:01I'm ready to have children.

00:26:04And I'm one with you.

00:26:08You did start this whole thing by saying

00:26:10it wasn't so life-altering.

00:26:13I did.

00:26:15Oh.

00:26:16Ugh.

00:26:17Sorry.

00:26:19Oh, great.

00:26:21Oh.

00:26:22Mm-hmm.

00:26:23Pabbie's gonna be on the Dr. Doug show tomorrow.

00:26:25So is Brett.

00:26:26Great.

00:26:27And Uncle Paul wants me to be there

00:26:28to make sure there's no undoable libel.

00:26:30And Lois wants me to do the same.

00:26:32Mr. and Mrs. C, your table is ready.

00:26:34Thanks, T.J.

00:26:36Appreciate it.

00:26:39This could go really badly.

00:26:42They charmed the nation,

00:26:44certainly charmed each other,

00:26:45and then charmed a separation

00:26:47that, believe it or not,

00:26:48has made them beggars of our compass.

00:26:50Yeah, of course, we're just gonna stay impartial

00:26:51and we'll keep the fighting to a minimum.

00:26:53Winning is them settling their divorces quickly.

00:26:55Oh, great.

00:26:56Here they are.

00:26:57But we might need it.

00:26:58We'll see how this goes.

00:26:59Ready?

00:27:00What up?

00:27:01So, Tabby, what do you say

00:27:02to people who think Brett was just flirting?

00:27:04I say that flirting is cheating.

00:27:06Well, you cheated on me emotionally.

00:27:08When did I do that?

00:27:09With work.

00:27:10You made our entire life about our brand.

00:27:12You cheated on me with ambition.

00:27:14It sounds like you were just jealous of me

00:27:16because I was always more successful than you.

00:27:18Maybe I didn't want the success.

00:27:20Maybe we wanted different things.

00:27:21Maybe we did,

00:27:22but because I wanted you to not cheat on us.

00:27:23That's not grammar.

00:27:24Whatever.

00:27:25Good time to take a caller.

00:27:26Uh, good morning.

00:27:27Gwen, you're on the air.

00:27:28Tabby, you were a terrible friend.

00:27:29You never supported my dreams.

00:27:31What were your dreams exactly?

00:27:33To be a fitness influencer-slash-method actress.

00:27:36I practice Strasburg.

00:27:37I'll be right back.

00:27:43What is happening over there?

00:27:45Social media is tearing Tabby apart.

00:27:46They're calling her cold, angry.

00:27:48Dana, please.

00:27:49Turn this around.

00:27:50Okay, I'm on it.

00:28:02Guys, let's take another call.

00:28:03We'll go to, uh, Joanne Vlacho in Boise, Idaho.

00:28:06Hey, Joanne, you're on the air.

00:28:08Hi.

00:28:09I just want to say,

00:28:10it is such a heartbreak to be betrayed

00:28:11by the love of your life

00:28:12and your best friend who you trusted the most.

00:28:15I mean, but for you to admit you have made some mistakes

00:28:19and to take responsibility,

00:28:20I mean, to be human, it is just...

00:28:23Well, you are a hero to me.

00:28:25I mean, bless your heart.

00:28:26You are such a strong and yet vulnerable role model.

00:28:30Thank you so much, Joanne.

00:28:31That really means the world to me.

00:28:37You can't let me have a moment, can you?

00:28:39Yeah, are you gonna give me my moment?

00:28:41I'm sensing a lot of tension here.

00:28:42Do you need to take a break?

00:28:45Thank you for taking my call.

00:28:49Hi.

00:28:50Hi.

00:28:51Just want to know how Joanne from Boise

00:28:53has a thick as molasses Southern accent.

00:28:56Because after she retired from her barbecue stand,

00:28:58she moved out of the South,

00:28:59so she can be closer to her grandchildren.

00:29:01Ah, I thought we were staying impartial.

00:29:03We were. We are.

00:29:04I'm sorry.

00:29:05Okay, it's gonna be just, just, just impartial, smooth sailing

00:29:08all the way to a settlement.

00:29:09Good. Okay.

00:29:11Oh, great.

00:29:12Just got our arbitration date.

00:29:14In two days.

00:29:15Right.

00:29:26Snacks?

00:29:27Check.

00:29:28Great.

00:29:29Coffee?

00:29:30Check.

00:29:31Notebooks?

00:29:32Check.

00:29:35There you go, love.

00:29:36Thanks.

00:29:37Okay.

00:29:38Thanks.

00:29:39Okay.

00:29:40Okay.

00:29:42Yeah.

00:29:43In the case of Chervick and Chervick,

00:29:45growing their family.

00:29:47Right.

00:29:49Do you want me to start or do you want...

00:29:50Yeah, you can start.

00:29:52All right.

00:29:55You know I love you so much.

00:29:56You know that, right?

00:29:59You have all of my heart.

00:30:02But I feel like I have so much more to give.

00:30:05And we're not getting any younger.

00:30:07You can speak for yourself.

00:30:08Yeah.

00:30:09Okay.

00:30:10I'm just kidding. Continue.

00:30:12I don't know.

00:30:13I feel a shift is happening in me.

00:30:17I mean, I've always wanted to have kids.

00:30:19You know, I'm ready.

00:30:20I can feel it.

00:30:21And I want them with you.

00:30:23I want to give you everything you want.

00:30:25I want to give you the house in Connecticut with the big garden.

00:30:28I want to give you the dogs, the goat.

00:30:30You know I love baby goats.

00:30:32I know you do, babe.

00:30:33Honey.

00:30:38I really want kids.

00:30:39Mm-hmm.

00:30:40But it is a huge step.

00:30:41I think it's the most important decision you make in life.

00:30:44And I just feel like, you know, for the past ten years,

00:30:46we've worked so hard working our way up in our careers

00:30:49and we're finally on solid footing.

00:30:50Is this really the issue?

00:30:56What if we're not good parents?

00:30:58Come on. We're going to be great parents.

00:31:00I...

00:31:04I'm scared.

00:31:07So, what if there's a compromise?

00:31:10How would you like to compromise?

00:31:11Well, let's just get a dog.

00:31:13Honey, we work a ton.

00:31:14We can't just leave a dog at home alone all day.

00:31:18I had gotten you this anniversary gift.

00:31:21You picked the best time, Stelly.

00:31:23The timing's great.

00:31:26For the pup.

00:31:28Okay, you're naming our rhetorical dog Oliver?

00:31:31What's wrong with Oliver?

00:31:38Oh.

00:31:45Um, hey, have you had any luck finding Gwen yet?

00:31:48I think she could really temp her bread

00:31:49and help him settle this divorce faster.

00:31:51We're still looking.

00:31:53Right.

00:31:56You okay, boss?

00:31:58Anxious about arbitration?

00:32:00No. No, come on. Are you kidding me?

00:32:02I haven't been anxious about arbitration in over a decade.

00:32:05Um, hey, Jared.

00:32:06Oh, uh, meeting for Lois,

00:32:08the, uh, head of reality reel.

00:32:12All right, do me a favor.

00:32:13Keep looking for Gwen, okay?

00:32:14Yeah, you got it.

00:32:27Ready for arbitration?

00:32:29Yeah.

00:32:32All right.

00:32:37Oh.

00:32:40Oh, who's this suit?

00:32:42A network exec from reality reel meeting with Paul.

00:32:44Huh.

00:32:51Keep it subtle.

00:32:53Tabby?

00:32:54Brett.

00:32:58Hello, sir.

00:32:59Hi, I'm Tabby.

00:33:00Hi.

00:33:02Are you flirting with our mediator?

00:33:04No, flirting with strangers is your job.

00:33:05Huh.

00:33:06Because he's an arbitrator.

00:33:07What's the difference?

00:33:08Ignorant people say what?

00:33:09What?

00:33:10My point exactly.

00:33:11They've been on reality TV since they were teenagers, so...

00:33:14Understood.

00:33:15Mm-hmm.

00:33:16Can we please start?

00:33:17Yeah.

00:33:18We'll begin with verbal agreements

00:33:19from each line item.

00:33:20To start,

00:33:21you'll sell the house upstate and split the funds.

00:33:24I want the house.

00:33:26Clearly a sticking point.

00:33:28Moving on.

00:33:29The shared apartment on Descano.

00:33:30You agree that one party moves out

00:33:32and the other will be compensated.

00:33:33Agreed.

00:33:34Agreed.

00:33:36So, who's moving out?

00:33:38She is.

00:33:41Counselors, can you please manage your clients?

00:33:43Unfortunately, this is about as good as it gets.

00:33:47Then I suggest you prepare for court.

00:33:49What?

00:33:50What?

00:33:54Would you just give us one second, please?

00:33:56Mark.

00:33:57Yeah, yeah.

00:33:58Good job.

00:34:01I do not do court.

00:34:03You know how I am with public speaking.

00:34:05I know, honey, I know.

00:34:11How do I know?

00:34:19Tabby, I know your heart has been broken,

00:34:21and I am so sorry,

00:34:23but in punishing Brett,

00:34:24you're really just punishing yourself.

00:34:25I mean, this could all be done so quickly and smoothly.

00:34:27Have I mentioned Brett's hiding money?

00:34:29No, you kind of buried the lead on that.

00:34:31Yeah, well, he played cards a lot.

00:34:33He went to Vegas, sports gambled.

00:34:35Are you sure he's hiding money or is he hiding losses?

00:34:38One sec.

00:34:40This is Tabby.

00:34:42Yeah, we're getting a larger retainer.

00:34:45Okay.

00:34:46Also, I found Gwen.

00:34:47Really?

00:34:48Mm-hmm.

00:34:49I just texted you the address.

00:34:54Perfect.

00:34:55I think she's hiding all her money,

00:34:57or maybe she spent it all.

00:34:58You know, she always wanted more fancy things,

00:35:00more businesses, more brands.

00:35:03She took out loans,

00:35:04and not always from banks.

00:35:07So, were you telling me

00:35:08that her credit score sleeps with the fishes?

00:35:11The fishes?

00:35:13I'm gonna call you later, okay?

00:35:14I gotta go.

00:35:16Like an aquarium investment, or...

00:35:23Of all the tenements in the world,

00:35:26you just had to walk into mine, huh?

00:35:28You know what?

00:35:29I don't know.

00:35:30Maybe this makes it easier.

00:35:31We can just work together.

00:35:34Who is it?

00:35:35Hi, Gwen.

00:35:36It's Dana Churbik.

00:35:37I'm representing Tabby.

00:35:38And Gwen, I'm Mark Churbik.

00:35:40I'm representing Brad.

00:35:41I'm not talking to anyone.

00:35:44That went well.

00:35:45Yeah.

00:35:46Apparently, she doesn't want to talk.

00:35:47Yeah, they're both here.

00:35:48No, I didn't say anything.

00:35:50And what do I get out of it?

00:35:53Fine.

00:35:54Yeah, yeah, I'll leave out the back.

00:35:56I can't name a German shepherd, Oliver.

00:35:58Didn't our prenup specify no doodles?

00:36:00Oh, I don't really remember that in terms of condition.

00:36:02Really? Because I kind of...

00:36:05Hi.

00:36:07After you.

00:36:10Is that Gwen?

00:36:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:36:12I just saw Gwen.

00:36:13That, really?

00:36:14That was Gwen.

00:36:15That was Gwen?

00:36:16Yep.

00:36:20Hey, Kim.

00:36:21So, Gwen got skittish and ran off.

00:36:23We're gonna need to depose her.

00:36:24Thanks.

00:36:25Something that tells me things just got a whole lot more complicated.

00:36:27How could this possibly get more complicated?

00:36:29You thinking what I'm thinking?

00:36:31No matter how terrible this gets, right?

00:36:33As long as we're in it together.

00:36:35Oh, I was thinking we should have become dentists.

00:36:37Dentists would have been better.

00:36:38But this case does feel like we're pulling teeth.

00:36:40So.

00:36:50Hey.

00:36:51So, um, this Kimberley?

00:36:54This Kimberley?

00:36:55Oh, yeah, that's probably the background check that Tabby ran on me.

00:36:59Speaking of any word on locating Gwen,

00:37:01we really need to serve her a subpoena so we can depose her.

00:37:04Also, will you look into Brett's finances?

00:37:06There's suspicion of money hidden or lost.

00:37:10Got it.

00:37:11Thank you so much.

00:37:12Have a good night.

00:37:13You too.

00:37:14Thanks.

00:37:16All right.

00:37:20I was looking for you.

00:37:24Invite to the gala.

00:37:25Yes.

00:37:26Hosted by Paul Larson and Tabby Noble.

00:37:28That's not a conflict at all.

00:37:31Mark and I will be there.

00:37:33I'm really proud of you.

00:37:35And Jackie would be too.

00:37:39I meant to ask you if there was a guy here from Reality Real?

00:37:44Well, they make a lot of money off the Nobles reruns.

00:37:47They wanted to know what this divorce is going to cost their brand.

00:37:51Any thoughts on that?

00:37:52Besides everyone's dignity?

00:37:54I don't know.

00:37:55We're in arbitration again tomorrow and hopefully we settle.

00:37:59Night.

00:38:07This came for you.

00:38:08Oh, good. Thanks.

00:38:09It's part of my background check.

00:38:10Have you found that forensic accountant looking at Tabby Noble yet?

00:38:12Yep. Just booked him.

00:38:13Attaboy. Attaboy. Nice work.

00:38:18Guess who just called the office?

00:38:20Gwen.

00:38:21She wants to meet with you tonight.

00:38:22Oh, Lois. Dana and I were supposed to...

00:38:27Alright. I'll give her a call back.

00:38:29Get her on our side.

00:38:30We can't afford her testifying against Brett and ruining his reputation.

00:38:33We could keep him as a future client.

00:38:35Hey, by the way, why was the head of Reality Real today?

00:38:38Oh, they just needed some hand-holding.

00:38:40Wanted to be assured that the divorce would be amicable.

00:38:42That their brand could be saved.

00:38:44Well, here's to fingers crossed for arbitration tomorrow, right?

00:38:52Hey.

00:38:58Hello.

00:38:59Hello.

00:39:03Well, where's my martini and my steak and potato dinner?

00:39:06I stay up over a hot stove all day and miss the greeting I get?

00:39:09Uh, babe?

00:39:10Oh, sorry. The chair thing I forgot.

00:39:12I owe you one free pet peeve.

00:39:13Yeah, don't worry. I'm banking them, honey.

00:39:15Oh, by the way, I gotta head out for a quick sec.

00:39:16I got a work thing to do.

00:39:17But you promised me Asian-Mexican fusion tonight and old movies.

00:39:20The bulgogi tacos are on their way and I will be back before they're delivered.

00:39:25See you in a bit.

00:39:29Luca.

00:39:30Hey, we've been hoping you'd come in.

00:39:32I have tickets for you and Mrs. C to my new play.

00:39:34Oh, congrats, TJ. Broadway?

00:39:36Atlantic City.

00:39:37Broadway, Jersey.

00:39:39Can't wait.

00:39:41Listen, Luca, I wanted to ask you a question.

00:39:44You know people, right?

00:39:46You know people who know people.

00:39:47Thinking you could put your ear to the ground on Tammy Noble and whether she's borrowing or owing money around town?

00:39:52For you and what you did for my TJ?

00:39:54Anything.

00:39:55Thank you, my friend.

00:40:08Okay.

00:40:18What?

00:40:23Hi.

00:40:24Hi.

00:40:25Gwen, sorry. Yes, hi.

00:40:27Thanks for coming. I was just going over a legal brief.

00:40:30Can I get you a drink? Anything to eat?

00:40:32No, no. I just want to get to the bottom of this.

00:40:35Hey, is she alone? Who is she with?

00:40:38Okay, she's with some man, but I can't see his face.

00:40:41Okay, try to take some pictures and send them to me, okay?

00:40:43I can't see his face.

00:40:44Okay, try to take some pictures and send them to me, okay?

00:41:14A little work thing?

00:41:21Hey, wait ten minutes and serve her.

00:41:23On it.

00:41:25You don't need a lawyer now, but what you do need is you need to be very honest with me, okay?

00:41:31I need to, uh...

00:41:37I need you to vanish.

00:41:39Vanish?

00:41:40I need you to vanish.

00:41:42Vanish?

00:41:43Yes, I need you to lie low.

00:41:44I can't afford Tabby to depose you to testify against Brent under any circumstance.

00:41:49Good evening. Green juice and some nori chips.

00:41:52No, no, no. Don't take that.

00:41:54Okay.

00:41:55You've been served.

00:41:57Oh, hi, Mark.

00:41:58Hi.

00:41:59Always a pleasure to see you.

00:42:00Long time no see.

00:42:05Can I see that?

00:42:06Yeah.

00:42:10Yeah, you've been subpoenaed to come to arbitration tomorrow.

00:42:13But I have Pilates tomorrow.

00:42:15Gwen, I'm sorry, you might have to...

00:42:19You might not make Pilates tomorrow.

00:42:25A little work thing, huh? I'm pretty sure we switched background checks.

00:42:28Oh, yeah, you sure did.

00:42:30You were married?

00:42:31You were in jail?

00:42:40Did you get the nobles to run a background check on me?

00:42:42Because we both know you need to get the dirt, right honey?

00:42:44But I run due diligence on businesses.

00:42:46There is a big difference.

00:42:47They are corporations, not people.

00:42:48Not according to the Supreme Court.

00:42:49Let's stay on topic here.

00:42:50Because you know what?

00:42:51It's a really big topic.

00:42:52You were married?

00:42:53For a day.

00:42:54At a bachelorette party in Vegas.

00:42:55You were in jail.

00:42:56For five minutes.

00:42:57I'm sorry I missed the no trespassing sign.

00:42:58You also lied about your college GPA.

00:43:00I rounded up.

00:43:01Who doesn't?

00:43:02Meanwhile, what do you do when you watch TV?

00:43:03You're always not liking those beauty contests.

00:43:05But guess who was Miss Supreme at Harvard in 2006?

00:43:07I did it for the scholarship money.

00:43:09Your speech was on world peace.

00:43:11We all make mistakes when we're young.

00:43:12Yeah, like me with the no trespassing sign.

00:43:31This isn't us.

00:43:32I'm so sorry, honey.

00:43:33I'm so sorry.

00:43:34What are we doing?

00:43:35This is crazy.

00:43:36I love you so much.

00:43:37I'm sorry.

00:43:38You were married?

00:43:39You were incarcerated?

00:43:41Look, I'm sorry about Gwen, okay?

00:43:43I should have told you everything at the meeting.

00:43:44She called.

00:43:45She said she wanted to keep it a secret.

00:43:46Look, I've been honest, but I couldn't,

00:43:47because, you know, whatever.

00:43:48The point is, this case is driving you nuts.

00:43:50Me too.

00:43:51Listen, we're going to go in there tomorrow.

00:43:52We are going to settle this,

00:43:53and it'll all go back to normal.

00:43:54We're not going to court.

00:43:55No court.

00:43:56Definitely no court.

00:43:58Okay.

00:44:01Okay.

00:44:03Is there any more bulgogi tacos left?

00:44:05Because I'm starving.

00:44:06Yeah, sure.

00:44:08Okay.

00:44:14So are you ready for a second chance

00:44:15at a fair deal for both of you?

00:44:17No.

00:44:20Think you'll be reasonable with Tabby today?

00:44:22No.

00:44:29I know divorce is a gut punch,

00:44:31but the two of you going to court

00:44:32is only going to bring more pain for the both of you.

00:44:36This way.

00:44:39Okay.

00:44:44Where's Quinn?

00:44:45Family emergency.

00:44:47It's a well-timed emergency.

00:44:49Are we ready to divide assets?

00:44:53No, actually.

00:44:55After conferring with my lawyer,

00:44:56I've decided I want to go to court.

00:44:59Excuse me?

00:45:00And after confer...

00:45:02Conference...

00:45:03Whatever.

00:45:04With my lawyer,

00:45:06I want to go to court.

00:45:10Then I guess you're going to court.

00:45:23Ah.

00:45:24Good morning.

00:45:26What do you think for the gala?

00:45:27Orchids or these beautiful pink flowers?

00:45:29Well, you do know I love orchids,

00:45:31but pink is the color of breast cancer research.

00:45:34So...

00:45:35You are always the person to ask.

00:45:37We'll do a little mix of both.

00:45:39I wanted to talk to you about the Noble case.

00:45:42I've given it my all,

00:45:43but I'm not a litigator.

00:45:45I mean, I'm certain you can find someone

00:45:47much better suited for this.

00:45:49Dana,

00:45:50I believe in you.

00:45:52I also know that you've never met a challenge

00:45:54that you haven't conquered.

00:45:58And I know that Tabby needs you right now.

00:46:01She's all alone.

00:46:04Now, I...

00:46:07I have a tiny request.

00:46:09Yes?

00:46:12I want you to ask Mark to bring Brett to the gala.

00:46:16Um, that is not what I call a tiny request.

00:46:19I mean, isn't there going to be some conflict?

00:46:22Tabby will be there.

00:46:23Exactly.

00:46:24My thinking is that Tabby and Brett

00:46:26are always their best at big events,

00:46:27in front of the camera.

00:46:29And it's not just for show.

00:46:30It somehow bonds them.

00:46:32So I was thinking the gala

00:46:33might be a chance for reconciliation.

00:46:35You really are an eternal optimist.

00:46:37I just like to make opportunities

00:46:39out of challenges.

00:46:42Okay.

00:46:43I will ask Mark about Brett.

00:46:46Thank you for the flowers.

00:46:47I'm keeping them.

00:46:54Hey.

00:46:56This is a slam dunk, right?

00:46:58Well, yeah.

00:46:59I mean, Dana doesn't love court.

00:47:01I'm certainly not going to capitalize on it.

00:47:03You're not.

00:47:07Mark,

00:47:08I shouldn't be sharing this with you,

00:47:10but it looks like you're going to make partner.

00:47:13Contingent on winning this case, of course, right?

00:47:15Of course.

00:47:17We need partners who will do what it takes.

00:47:19Well, be that as it may,

00:47:21Lois, I'm going to prioritize what's best for Dana and me.

00:47:24But what's best for both of you

00:47:26is you making partner.

00:47:27Getting a raise,

00:47:28taking Dana to Hawaii.

00:47:30She loves Hawaii, right?

00:47:32I can no longer tell the difference

00:47:34between the carrot and the stick.

00:47:36The carrot is my not using the stick.

00:47:43Slam dunk.

00:47:54You know how I am with public speaking.

00:47:56I mean, I get weird.

00:47:57I clam up.

00:47:58I make the face.

00:47:59Honey,

00:48:00your face is adorable.

00:48:02Plus, court's not going to happen for another few months.

00:48:04We have plenty of time to prepare.

00:48:06It'll be great, okay?

00:48:10Plus,

00:48:11you happen to be the only lawyer

00:48:13that I will never use my usual soundbite of.

00:48:15Rather be on our side than the opponent's, right?

00:48:19Okay, on to more important topics,

00:48:21like a vacation.

00:48:22I think when all this is done,

00:48:23you and I need to vacay.

00:48:24What do you say about Hawaii?

00:48:25Please, Hawaii, Maui, Kauai.

00:48:26Anywhere where there's a beach and a pina colada.

00:48:30Sounds perfect to me.

00:48:32Maybe it'll be our own little baby one.

00:48:35Mm.

00:48:36Now we've come full circle back to the baby convo.

00:48:38Mm-hmm.

00:48:39Listen, I have been thinking a lot,

00:48:42and

00:48:44are you sure we're ready for it not just to be the two of us?

00:48:48You know, late night ice cream

00:48:50and lazy Saturdays in bed

00:48:53and vacations.

00:48:56Are you really ready to be parents?

00:48:59Honey,

00:49:02is anybody ever ready?

00:49:09But a lover's glass

00:49:20Hey, babe.

00:49:21Hi.

00:49:22One coffee coming up.

00:49:24Oh, thank you.

00:49:26Gotta just grab my bag.

00:49:27Okay.

00:49:30All right.

00:49:47You know, I love you in blue.

00:49:48Oh, love you in green.

00:49:51What's your morning like?

00:49:52Oh, I don't know.

00:49:56Just some work stuff.

00:49:57What about you?

00:49:58Yeah, same.

00:49:59Big day.

00:50:00Yeah, you ready?

00:50:01Yeah, two minutes.

00:50:02Okay, I'll meet you downstairs.

00:50:28Okay.

00:50:59Ugh.

00:51:00I'm so sorry.

00:51:29When?

00:51:30Hi.

00:51:31Seriously?

00:51:32Are you here to offer me another subpoena?

00:51:34No, no, I'm not.

00:51:37I'm so sorry.

00:51:38Listen, I'm not here as a lawyer.

00:51:40I'm here as a human.

00:51:41Okay.

00:51:42Your best friend of 20 years, Tabby,

00:51:43is going through a really hard time,

00:51:45and she's doing it all alone.

00:51:47Even if you played a part in it,

00:51:49I just really think she could use a friend right now.

00:51:51Oh, I'm so over this whole thing.

00:51:53I am not the bad guy here,

00:51:54and I was promised a job.

00:51:56I am not the bad guy here,

00:51:57and I was promised I wouldn't be.

00:51:58But I will be, if I have to be.

00:52:00I don't think I understand what that means.

00:52:02It means tell Tabby to pay the money she owes me.

00:52:05I can't even make rent anymore.

00:52:10Oh, you left a...

00:52:11You left a...

00:52:24Kim, let's run background on Gwen.

00:52:42Hey, babe.

00:52:44You scared me.

00:52:45How was your day?

00:52:48How was my day?

00:52:50Completely exhausting.

00:52:53Did you have a big meeting?

00:52:56Well, actually, I sat down with Gwen today,

00:52:59and I talked about your subpoena

00:53:01to help her expedite the divorce.

00:53:03You said she'll do anything to help us both out,

00:53:04so are you okay?

00:53:06Yeah, I just...

00:53:08Yeah, I was just spending the day chasing things down

00:53:11Come here.

00:53:15So, I've been thinking about what you said,

00:53:18and I thought,

00:53:20what if I quit my job

00:53:22and I stayed home with the baby?

00:53:23It'd be fun, you know?

00:53:24I'd be a...

00:53:26domestic engineer.

00:53:28So, hold on.

00:53:30I would be working all day

00:53:31while you're home with our sweet little baby?

00:53:33Okay, well, we could take turns working,

00:53:34and then you could stay home with the baby and Rambo.

00:53:36Who's Rambo?

00:53:37Rambo's our son.

00:53:38The German Shepherd.

00:53:39I thought I'd get him a nice red bandana.

00:53:41Our puppy sounds like he just got back from NOM.

00:53:43I don't even like Rambo.

00:53:45What are you talking about?

00:53:46You told me you love the franchise.

00:53:48Yeah, honey,

00:53:49it's the same way I say I love watching hockey

00:53:51or, you know, going to the hardware store on Sunday.

00:53:53Wow.

00:53:54I mean, these are...

00:53:55these are just things you say on a second date

00:53:57and you're falling madly in love.

00:53:58Oh, so kind of how I feel

00:53:59when we have to go shoe shopping

00:54:01or maybe you book us some Cajun cooking classes

00:54:03What?

00:54:04or we sit here and watch

00:54:05Still Magnolias over and over.

00:54:07No, that is not possible.

00:54:08Still Magnolias is an American classic.

00:54:10Okay.

00:54:11All right, fine.

00:54:12So let's do this.

00:54:13Let's compromise.

00:54:14All right?

00:54:15What?

00:54:16We've got Oliver.

00:54:17We've got Rambo.

00:54:18One goat.

00:54:19Yeah.

00:54:20And baby Chervie.

00:54:21So we'll be working part-time

00:54:22so that we can stay home part-time.

00:54:24Is that enough income?

00:54:26Babe, maybe we need less income.

00:54:29Maybe we need to move somewhere cheaper.

00:54:31We can move to Minnesota near my family's house.

00:54:33Yeah, or we could go to Ann Arbor near my family

00:54:35and baby Chervie could be around cousins and...

00:54:38Mm-hmm.

00:54:39I don't know, honey.

00:54:40We'll figure it out.

00:54:42Yes, we will.

00:54:47Oh, great.

00:54:49What?

00:54:50Our court date has been set.

00:54:51No.

00:54:52No, next Monday?

00:54:53This is supposed to be months from now.

00:54:55Well, you know we're supposed to pull some strings.

00:54:58It's okay.

00:54:59It's all right.

00:55:00Hey, it's okay.

00:55:02It's okay.

00:55:03We'll figure it out.

00:55:04Come here, baby.

00:55:06We'll figure it out.

00:55:08You know, I think things will be a whole lot better

00:55:10once we watch Rambo.

00:55:12Mm-hmm.

00:55:17Saturday, 5 p.m., we will see you there.

00:55:20All right, ciao.

00:55:21Luca, my friend.

00:55:23Mark, always a treat.

00:55:25You were asking me about Tabby Noble, right?

00:55:28Mm-hmm.

00:55:29Well, I did some sniffing around.

00:55:31Turns out she's got quite a few credit lines set up,

00:55:33but with non-banking entities.

00:55:36Catch my drift.

00:55:37Mm.

00:55:38The word is she's a savvy businesswoman.

00:55:41She's got the golden touch.

00:55:43Prince Bunny is the quote.

00:55:46But it doesn't get sent to the bank.

00:55:49So, what are you saying?

00:55:50She's got offshore accounts?

00:55:52Who's to say?

00:55:54All right, do me a favor.

00:55:55Just keep this between you and me, okay?

00:55:56The lips are zipped.

00:55:58Grazie.

00:55:59All right.

00:56:00I'll be right here with your drinks.

00:56:02Have a lovely night.

00:56:03Thank you, my friend.

00:56:05See you again.

00:56:07T.J., hi.

00:56:08Mrs. C.

00:56:09I can't wait to see your play.

00:56:10Mark's just down here.

00:56:11Okay.

00:56:12By the way, ask around on Brett Noble.

00:56:14Seems right.

00:56:15He's got a gambler spirit.

00:56:16Card games, Vegas.

00:56:17He's a high roller everywhere.

00:56:18So he spent all their money?

00:56:20Nah, more the opposite.

00:56:21Word is, guy's a winner.

00:56:22Diamond hands.

00:56:23Wow, so he's hiding his winnings?

00:56:25Huh.

00:56:26Listen, just keep this between us, okay?

00:56:29Thanks.

00:56:30Hey, love.

00:56:31Hi, honey.

00:56:32Oh, famished.

00:56:33I'm so exhausted.

00:56:34You know what I was thinking?

00:56:35Hmm?

00:56:36Instead of a vacation,

00:56:37we should quit our jobs,

00:56:38we should sell everything we own,

00:56:39and we should just move to Hawaii.

00:56:40Mm.

00:56:41I am so game.

00:56:42That sounds amazing.

00:56:43Oh, by the way,

00:56:44Rambo actually also loves the Sands.

00:56:46And what will we do with all your orchids?

00:56:48Mm.

00:56:49Solid point.

00:56:50How you feeling about court?

00:56:51How I feel about everything right now.

00:56:53Like, it's just spiraling out of control.

00:56:54Come here.

00:56:56You're gonna do great.

00:56:58But...

00:57:00we've got Judge Clark.

00:57:01I know, well, she's great,

00:57:02but can I give you a pointer?

00:57:04Please, I will take all the pointers.

00:57:06Judge Clark likes sports analogies.

00:57:08So if you can pepper some sports analogies

00:57:10into your statements, that would be great.

00:57:12Wait, what? Judge Clark likes sports?

00:57:13Yeah.

00:57:14Online, she was quoting Proust

00:57:15and playing Dungeons & Dragons.

00:57:16I'm just telling you.

00:57:18Okay, so let's just play this out.

00:57:19What kind of sports things

00:57:20am I actually gonna know how to reference this?

00:57:22You're gonna go something like,

00:57:23oh, this case is a slam goal

00:57:24and par for the field.

00:57:25I mean, we'll workshop it.

00:57:27Don't worry.

00:57:29Ugh.

00:57:30What?

00:57:32Um, Uncle Paul wants me to ask you

00:57:35if Brett will come to Jackie's gala.

00:57:40But isn't Tabby gonna be there?

00:57:42I mean, honey, you both know that

00:57:44those two together are like loose cannons.

00:57:46And the night before their court date,

00:57:47what are we talking about?

00:57:48I know, I know,

00:57:49but he truly thinks I could help mend things.

00:57:52You do know I have to

00:57:53do what's best for my client, right?

00:57:56Isn't what's best for your client

00:57:58an attempt for reconciliation?

00:58:02Not necessarily.

00:58:07What?

00:58:08Nothing.

00:58:16This new stylist brought some amazing options.

00:58:19Tabby, I really need you to focus.

00:58:22We've got to quickly prepare you for court.

00:58:23Yeah, about that.

00:58:24How formal will it be?

00:58:25A divorce trial can be quite strict proceedings.

00:58:28No, no, no.

00:58:29I mean my outfit.

00:58:30Like heels, wedges,

00:58:32autumnal neutral tones?

00:58:34Can you please take this seriously?

00:58:36You are going to be asked

00:58:37very prying questions

00:58:38about your marriage, your history, your character

00:58:40in a courtroom full of press.

00:58:42Yeah, so?

00:58:43I can handle that.

00:58:44I've been in front of a camera for 20 years.

00:58:47I had 3.4 million people

00:58:49watch my struggle to get pregnant.

00:58:51I'm sorry.

00:58:52I really can't imagine what that feels like.

00:58:55Yeah, I wouldn't want you to.

00:59:00Do you still want children?

00:59:03More than anything.

00:59:07It's kind of something I've always wanted.

00:59:12What about you?

00:59:13You want kids?

00:59:15Yes.

00:59:16So much.

00:59:18But I feel like it's the biggest decision I'll make in life

00:59:21and I'm kind of scared.

00:59:25Scared of what exactly?

00:59:27Scared that I'll mess it up.

00:59:30That I won't be a good mom.

00:59:32That it'll change things between me and Mark.

00:59:36It will change things between you and Mark.

00:59:38I know.

00:59:39And I'm sure in the most magical way.

00:59:41But for my parents, it changed things

00:59:45and they slowly fell apart.

00:59:47And I just wouldn't want to put my kids through

00:59:49what I went through when my parents were divorced.

00:59:51So, you're unsure about kids

00:59:53because you think you might get divorced?

00:59:56No.

00:59:57Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:59:58I...

00:59:59No, Mark is...

01:00:00I love Mark with all of my heart.

01:00:02He is the best decision I've ever made.

01:00:05I think this is the winner.

01:00:06What about you?

01:00:08Oh, yeah, that's...

01:00:09That's great.

01:00:10It's perfect.

01:00:11Yeah.

01:00:13Brad, come on.

01:00:14I gotta get ready for court.

01:00:15Bro, I am 3% body fat.

01:00:17I am ready.

01:00:18That's great.

01:00:19I'm glad you're 3% body fat.

01:00:20We gotta go over the issues, man.

01:00:21There are no issues.

01:00:22Everything I asked for should be mine.

01:00:24And it would be if you signed a prenup.

01:00:26No way, man.

01:00:27Prenups are such a bummer.

01:00:28That's distrust.

01:00:29It's not love.

01:00:30It has nothing to do with distrust, Brad.

01:00:32It's called protection.

01:00:33Marriage is not some whim.

01:00:34It's a legal binding contract.

01:00:36Yeah, but that's like make sure all the exit doors

01:00:38work on the plane before the flight takes off.

01:00:40Exactly.

01:00:41That's my point.

01:00:42It's called protection.

01:00:43Yeah, but why get on the flight

01:00:44if you think the plane's just gonna crash?

01:00:45Okay, you know what, Brad?

01:00:46Just, can you get down here and you, you, you,

01:00:48why don't you just, why don't you tell me?

01:00:50Hey, do you have a prenup?

01:00:52Look at me.

01:00:53I'm a family lawyer.

01:00:54Of course I have a prenup.

01:00:55Yeah, that never felt like a bad sign to you, no?

01:00:57Like a lack of trust?

01:00:58I mean, you're already focusing on the marriage ending

01:01:00before it's even began.

01:01:01No, no, not okay.

01:01:02All right, I'll give you that.

01:01:04If I was to be perfectly honest with you,

01:01:06sure, for one little moment, yeah.

01:01:08Exactly.

01:01:09And why would you want to believe

01:01:10that you'd have to one day protect yourself

01:01:11from the person that you love most in the world?

01:01:13I didn't want to believe that.

01:01:14So why did you want a prenup?

01:01:16I didn't, Brad.

01:01:18I didn't want a prenup.

01:01:19She did.

01:01:21So what's your point?

01:01:23I don't know.

01:01:25Just, you know, don't worry about the exit doors.

01:01:45This shade of red was actually created for me.

01:01:47It's called Tabby Red.

01:01:49Um, oh.

01:01:59Oh, you look fantastic.

01:02:03This is beautiful.

01:02:05And Jackie would be so proud.

01:02:12Jackie would be so proud.

01:02:14And I hope so.

01:02:16So, not to press the issue,

01:02:18but is Brett coming?

01:02:20He's not.

01:02:21I'm sorry.

01:02:22Mark just didn't think it was a good idea.

01:02:24I was hoping for something different.

01:02:25I know.

01:02:28Oh, excuse me.

01:02:29Of course.

01:02:34So it's Italian silk, and it was...

01:02:36Ooh!

01:02:37And this.

01:02:38My divorce lawyer, Dana Cherbick.

01:02:41But she's so much more than that.

01:02:42She's my queen.

01:02:44My rock.

01:02:45She's practically my best friend.

01:02:47Well, I should raise my rates.

01:02:50Um, excuse me one second.

01:02:53Hey, sorry to interrupt,

01:02:54but Gwen's background check just came through.

01:02:56And?

01:02:57And looks like she just bought a commercial property in Soho.

01:03:00Wait, bought?

01:03:01In cash, in her name, days ago.

01:03:03Days ago she was telling me she couldn't make rent.

01:03:05Maybe Brett bought the property for Gwen.

01:03:07See, something's off.

01:03:08Something is fishy.

01:03:09So maybe Brett's hiding money through Gwen.

01:03:11There's a legal term for hiding money.

01:03:13What did the forensic accountant say?

01:03:15They're finishing up.

01:03:16Okay, just tell them to please let me know whatever they find.

01:03:18Of course.

01:03:19Thanks.

01:03:31Hi.

01:03:32Hey.

01:03:34Uh, you look...

01:03:36stunning.

01:03:38As always.

01:03:39Ditto.

01:03:40I got you a present.

01:03:41Is it Oliver?

01:03:42Where are you, boy?

01:03:43Come here.

01:03:44No, no, no, it's not Oliver.

01:03:45Hopefully something just as good.

01:03:46Listen, honey, I just...

01:03:48I just want to say, with all of the fighting...

01:03:50We're not fighting.

01:03:51Yes, we are.

01:03:52And it's okay.

01:03:53There's no one on the planet

01:03:55I would rather fight with more than you.

01:03:57For free, I mean.

01:03:58Me too.

01:03:59And soon this is all gonna be

01:04:01behind us and it'll just be us again.

01:04:03Yeah, we just gotta get through court tomorrow, right?

01:04:05Are you nervous?

01:04:07I mean, no, but

01:04:09I'm gonna anxiety spiral anyway.

01:04:11Hey.

01:04:12You're gonna do great.

01:04:14Because you always do great.

01:04:15And I'll be right there with you.

01:04:17Yeah.

01:04:18On the other side.

01:04:19No.

01:04:20On your side.

01:04:22Always.

01:04:23You say the sweetest things.

01:04:26Can I ask you a slightly tangential question?

01:04:29Of course, those are my favorites.

01:04:32Why did you want a prenup?

01:04:34I...

01:04:35We both wanted a prenup.

01:04:37No.

01:04:38Dana, you're the one who wanted the prenup.

01:04:49Honey, you...

01:04:51You got bread to come.

01:04:53How did you...

01:04:54Ah, yeah, your present.

01:04:56Because you said this is the best

01:04:59and I believe in you, so...

01:05:01I just gotta figure out how I can keep this guy in check.

01:05:04I'm gonna keep Tavi in check too.

01:05:05All right.

01:05:06Divide and conquer.

01:05:09Okay, here we go.

01:05:10Brett.

01:05:12Let's grab you a drink.

01:05:14You played out good.

01:05:16Hey.

01:05:17Last minute he decides to show up.

01:05:20He's trying to keep me off Keel.

01:05:21No, he's just trying to support you

01:05:23and raise some money for cancer research.

01:05:25Or he's gonna do what he always does

01:05:26and make this about him.

01:05:27Tavi, isn't there any benefit of the doubt here?

01:05:29I mean, isn't there any good in him you can still find?

01:05:36Yeah.

01:05:38He looks great in a tux.

01:05:44Hey.

01:05:46Did you order ahead of time or...?

01:05:47Yeah, it's a classy event.

01:05:49Yeah.

01:05:51Yeah.

01:05:53Is, uh...

01:05:54Is Tavi looking?

01:05:58Huh?

01:06:00What's her face say?

01:06:02Her face says she's looking, Brett.

01:06:05Why don't you go over there and just congratulate her?

01:06:11Yeah.

01:06:13Or I could, uh, take the stage and, you know,

01:06:15make a speech about cancer or something.

01:06:16You know, that's very gracious of you.

01:06:19No, don't do that.

01:06:20But I can entertain.

01:06:21Hey, laughter's the best medicine.

01:06:23I think science would refute that.

01:06:25You know, what you could do

01:06:26is I think Tavi deserves a nice private hello.

01:06:29Okay? Can I go?

01:06:30Could we have a quick sound bite?

01:06:32Uh, no.

01:06:34Yes.

01:06:35Great.

01:06:36Brett, what do you think about the hearing tomorrow?

01:06:38My client actually believes

01:06:39that it'll be a fair and equitable agreement

01:06:40and it'll be reached, so...

01:06:42No, I don't.

01:06:43I think what my lawyer keeps telling me.

01:06:46That he'd rather be on our side

01:06:47than the opponent's.

01:06:48Excuse me?

01:06:50What?

01:06:52Come on, it's just something I have to say

01:06:54to keep the sky in check.

01:06:55It's something you say

01:06:56when you think you're gonna win.

01:06:58Honey, winning would be us

01:06:59never seeing these two people again.

01:07:01You guys drive me insane.

01:07:06Are they flirting?

01:07:08I was kind of hoping you showed up.

01:07:10I missed you.

01:07:12What's happening?

01:07:13That red really compliments your lipstick.

01:07:18And your eyes.

01:07:19And that is flirting.

01:07:21So maybe we did just win.

01:07:23Yes, we did.

01:07:24I love when you wear tux.

01:07:26Yeah, it's a...

01:07:28Yeah, I noticed.

01:07:29Look, sir.

01:07:32Oh, excuse me.

01:07:33Yeah.

01:07:37Excuse me.

01:07:39So we just got the forensic accounting report on Brett.

01:07:42We just got the forensic accounting on Tabby.

01:07:44Okay.

01:07:45She has offshore accounts.

01:07:46He has substantial poker winnings

01:07:48he's invested internationally.

01:07:50Multiple untraceable businesses.

01:07:52He's hiding millions from her.

01:07:55She's hiding millions from him.

01:07:57Guess he's not as naive as he looks.

01:07:59Guess she's not as naive as she looks.

01:08:01I guess not.

01:08:02You were my everything.

01:08:04I'm your everything?

01:08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:08:06Make it all about you.

01:08:07Always has to be about you.

01:08:08I was invited.

01:08:09No, you weren't.

01:08:11You weren't even invited.

01:08:12I was invited.

01:08:13I got an email.

01:08:14It's okay.

01:08:15Let's get you a cold shower.

01:08:17Take a cheese toast.

01:08:19Okay.

01:08:20It's okay.

01:08:21I'm sorry.

01:08:25It's okay.

01:08:26Deep breath.

01:08:40Why are you up so early?

01:08:41Why did you sleep on the couch?

01:08:43I, I guess I just, uh,

01:08:45I fell asleep out here.

01:08:47Look, about last night, I,

01:08:49I said some things I regret.

01:08:52And it's not just because I have

01:08:54much wittier retorts in the morning.

01:08:56Okay, noted.

01:09:00Hey.

01:09:02We're gonna figure it out, okay?

01:09:03We always do.

01:09:04Yeah, we always do.

01:09:08So, do you want to take the car over together?

01:09:10No, I think I just need a minute to, you know,

01:09:11get myself together.

01:09:12Well, I'm gonna go over now.

01:09:14But hey, I got you covered.

01:09:17You're gonna do great.

01:09:36But what about that three-pointer in game five?

01:09:38Yeah, what about that magic sky hook?

01:09:40Come on, legendary, right?

01:09:43Good to see you, Counselor.

01:09:44Well, let's get started.

01:09:46Are you friendly with the judge?

01:09:47I'm a friendly guy.

01:09:52So what do you think?

01:09:54I think we're gonna do our very best.

01:09:57No, I mean my outfit.

01:09:59I think it screams I deserve all the marital property.

01:10:03Yeah.

01:10:04Is this gonna take long?

01:10:06What, do you got somewhere more important to be?

01:10:08CrossFit's at three, so...

01:10:10Counsel, do we have assets in question and arguments ready?

01:10:14Your Honor, yes, we do.

01:10:23Counselor?

01:10:29May I just have one second, please?

01:10:31Take all the time you need.

01:10:38Hundred and thirty...

01:10:46Your Honor, due to recent findings, I would like to request a brief recess.

01:10:49We just got started.

01:10:51Now, why do you need a recess?

01:10:53I need to perform due diligence, as new evidence has been brought to our attention

01:10:56that would affect the financial structure of the settlement.

01:10:58I'm sure the court would hate to see us punt,

01:11:01rather than trying an end around.

01:11:05You're in luck that I missed breakfast.

01:11:09Court is at recess for an hour.

01:11:15Give me the address on the commercial property, Gwenbot.

01:11:17Hang tight, I'll be right back.

01:11:18Okay.

01:11:32Shouldn't you be in court?

01:11:33Yes, I should be.

01:11:34What is this?

01:11:35What is Gwen's Glutes?

01:11:37My new Pilates studio slash method acting workshop.

01:11:41So is that what contract 31st at 11 means?

01:11:43Because this is... this is the 31st.

01:11:46And this is your new commercial space?

01:11:47This space? How did you afford this?

01:11:49Did Brett buy this for you with money he's hiding from Tabby?

01:11:52Do I need a lawyer?

01:11:53If you're an accomplice in laundering money, then yes.

01:11:55I'm not laundering money, this was purchased...

01:11:57Then tell it to the judge.

01:11:58I'm not the villain here.

01:11:59You know what, this has become a little too much...

01:12:01You can come to court and tell the truth, please.

01:12:04Or I'll tell what I think is the truth.

01:12:21What is she doing here?

01:12:23You're my best friend and you stole my husband.

01:12:26I never stole him.

01:12:27All the time we spent together was Brett talking about how much he loved you.

01:12:31Asking how he could fix your rift and win you back.

01:12:34I never had a chance.

01:12:35What?

01:12:36Even if I wanted him, how could I ever compare with perfect Tabby?

01:12:40Order! Order! Order!

01:12:46Is that true?

01:12:47Every single word.

01:12:49I have loved you from the moment I met you.

01:12:52Even now.

01:12:54Oh, Brettie, me too.

01:12:56I'm so sorry for everything.

01:12:57No, baby, it's not your fault.

01:12:59It was the lawyer's.

01:13:01They pressured us into getting divorced.

01:13:03They really did.

01:13:04What?

01:13:05I'm sorry, what's that?

01:13:06Yeah, it's true, they did.

01:13:07They did, but...

01:13:09I don't want to live without you.

01:13:11Well then...

01:13:17Will you marry me again?

01:13:19You don't really have to ask her to marry you again.

01:13:21Yeah, you guys never were divorced in the first place, but...

01:13:23Of course I'll marry you, my love.

01:13:25Again.

01:13:26Yeah.

01:13:31Forever and ever.

01:13:33And we'll have the biggest wedding.

01:13:34Yeah, and you're all invited.

01:13:36All of you.

01:13:37Or you can bid on photos of the event.

01:13:53Extra salt and butter on both sides.

01:13:56Good.

01:13:57I'm gonna need more popcorn.

01:13:59Today was a disaster.

01:14:01I know, baby.

01:14:02It was a disaster.

01:14:03Terrible.

01:14:04It's okay.

01:14:06If you're a troubled couple on the brink of giving up...

01:14:09Come along with us.

01:14:10Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.

01:14:13Where we explore the challenges and triumphs of marriage

01:14:16as we counsel couples back into love.

01:14:20Live on air every Wednesday night.

01:14:22I'm Tabby Noble.

01:14:23And I'm Brett Noble.

01:14:24And please join us for Noble Love on Reality Reel.

01:14:30I'm sorry.

01:14:31Excuse me?

01:14:32They have a new show?

01:14:33Were there marriage counseling?

01:14:34Live?

01:14:35They were divorcing this morning.

01:14:36How in the world could they pull this together so quickly?

01:14:40They didn't.

01:14:45Hey, Gwen, we really need to talk.

01:14:47You don't want to mess with lawyers, Gwen.

01:14:49We serve injunctions for breakfast.

01:14:57So what's the game here?

01:14:58They were never divorcing?

01:14:59Was this a stunt?

01:15:02Yeah.

01:15:03It was all a con.

01:15:05They haven't been able to sell a show in a while,

01:15:07so they came up with this.

01:15:08They paid me to go along with it,

01:15:10promised to buy me the Pilates studio.

01:15:13Then they made me the villain at every turn.

01:15:15Why? I mean, how?

01:15:16I mean, this doesn't make any sense.

01:15:18There were so many private moments that were...

01:15:20They weren't filming.

01:15:21Yeah.

01:15:22No, they were.

01:15:23They recorded all of it,

01:15:24planning to use it all for the show.

01:15:27So they used you?

01:15:28Yeah.

01:15:29Because that's what they do best.

01:15:31But whatever, your firm's got paid,

01:15:33and everyone gets a happy ending.

01:15:36Everyone except us.

01:15:37Right.

01:15:45The Nobles were lying.

01:15:46There was never going to be a divorce.

01:15:48This is fraud.

01:15:49Let's be careful with terminology.

01:15:51Fraud is a grave accusation.

01:15:53And to be forthright,

01:15:55however belatedly...

01:15:56Paul and I knew.

01:15:57Not at first,

01:15:58but the head of Reality Reel cleared it with us.

01:16:01What are you talking about?

01:16:02I'm sorry. Excuse me?

01:16:03What? What?

01:16:04We never imagined it would go this far.

01:16:05And we never would have gone along with it

01:16:07if we'd known it would negatively affect you.

01:16:09Why would you guys even do this?

01:16:10Partners thought it would be good for our firm.

01:16:12And I thought it would be good

01:16:13both for Tabby and for your career,

01:16:15and for Jackie's legacy fund.

01:16:17I didn't think it would avalanche like this.

01:16:19But, ultimately,

01:16:22we wanted them to reconcile,

01:16:23and they did.

01:16:24So...

01:16:25maybe we let all be well that ends well, hmm?

01:16:28Was it misguided and self-serving? Yes.

01:16:30But did they pay their bills on time and in full?

01:16:33Also, yes.

01:16:34Which is more than I can say about most clients.

01:16:36You see, what's happened here

01:16:37has brought us full circle

01:16:38back to the lower integrity joke.

01:16:43Wow.

01:16:44You know what the worst part is?

01:16:46Everyone's raving about noble love.

01:16:48That's not the worst part.

01:16:49The worst part is they got away with it.

01:16:51Okay, guys, look.

01:16:52If they're happy, just let them be happy.

01:16:54But how can they be happy

01:16:55if they're still lying to each other?

01:16:57I mean, Brett is hiding money from Tabby.

01:16:59And Tabby's hiding money from Brett.

01:17:01No, they're never gonna be happy

01:17:02until they get truthful.

01:17:04Well, maybe it's our job to get them truthful.

01:17:08You know, to heal them.

01:17:09Okay, Gwen, I'm sorry, guys,

01:17:10but this sounds less like therapy

01:17:11and more like some sort of revenge cabal.

01:17:14I'm out, babe.

01:17:15I'm... I'm also out.

01:17:16Okay.

01:17:17Fine.

01:17:18But help me with this.

01:17:19Where can I find a great actor?

01:17:22Look, he's right here.

01:17:23T.J.'s a great actor, right?

01:17:25There you go.

01:17:26Come here, sit down.

01:17:28Look at that face.

01:17:30You act?

01:17:31Yeah.

01:17:32Method?

01:17:33Strasburg all the way.

01:17:34How would you like the role of a lifetime?

01:17:37Who would I be playing?

01:17:39My husband.

01:17:41I can method act that.

01:17:46I kind of feel like we shouldn't be here.

01:17:52Half cheddar ranch, half peanut butter cup.

01:17:56Mmm, delicious combo.

01:17:58Maybe just not at the same time.

01:17:59No, I don't think that'd be the best idea.

01:18:04That is good.

01:18:05Oh, you think we should have stopped this?

01:18:07I don't think we would have much of a chance

01:18:09to stop anything.

01:18:10Gwen's on a mission.

01:18:11Besides, they don't need noble love,

01:18:13they need tough love.

01:18:15Good one, honey.

01:18:17You can have a seat here.

01:18:20Oh, thanks.

01:18:22Perfect.

01:18:24I love this jacket.

01:18:25Gwen?

01:18:27Wait, you're not married?

01:18:28Yes, I am.

01:18:29This is my husband, T.J.

01:18:31I kept him a secret because I know how you two love secrets.

01:18:34Hey, bro.

01:18:36I dug all your shows.

01:18:37I'm also a Thespian,

01:18:38and I'm headlining a play right now.

01:18:40Like on Broadway, or?

01:18:42Atlantic City.

01:18:43It's a Broadway, Jersey, Broadway.

01:18:46Yeah, it's not, bro.

01:18:48Well, where should we begin?

01:18:50Five, four, three, two, one.

01:18:57We're back on Noble Love,

01:18:59where love begins again.

01:19:01Starting...

01:19:02With us.

01:19:04And today we have a very special couple with us.

01:19:08My best friend and assistant, Gwen.

01:19:11I thought I was fired.

01:19:13What are you talking about?

01:19:14And my man, T.J. over here.

01:19:17Fellow Thespian.

01:19:19I can't believe Luca got him on the show.

01:19:21Well, you know Luca.

01:19:23He knows people and knows people.

01:19:25What is the biggest issue in your marriage?

01:19:27Well, I'm sad to say that Gwen has been hiding money from me.

01:19:31T.J.'s also been hiding money from me.

01:19:34We've had great success with the businesses we've built together.

01:19:37But then, we've had a lot of problems.

01:19:40We've had great success with the businesses we've built together.

01:19:42But then, Gwen moved our profits to secret accounts.

01:19:46While T.J.'s been hiding his Vegas winnings in overseas funds.

01:19:53Well, I can see how that would affect your marriage,

01:19:58as trust is the foundation of love.

01:20:02And love needs trust the way sunshine and flowers need each other.

01:20:07That's right.

01:20:08But, there's more.

01:20:10T.J. also ran a background check on me.

01:20:13And Gwen ran a background check on me.

01:20:19Well, that is a total invasion of privacy.

01:20:23Yeah, if someone did that to me, I would be very, very upset.

01:20:26Yeah, me too.

01:20:34That's unbelievable.

01:20:35You think they'll make it?

01:20:36You think they'll be okay?

01:20:37Yeah, you know, I do.

01:20:39You know, it's something new for both of them.

01:20:41Something honest.

01:20:43Something real.

01:20:47Do you think we'll be okay?

01:20:50Do you?

01:20:54Yeah, I do.

01:20:59I actually know it.

01:21:01I mean, there isn't much that's certain in life, but...

01:21:05You're as close as it gets.

01:21:08Honey, I know I can overthink and overworry and become fatalistic.

01:21:14Well, you don't know that.

01:21:19I wouldn't want any other life than the life I have with you, whatever that looks like.

01:21:26And I know I said the most important decision we can make is having a child, but...

01:21:34I think I was wrong.

01:21:36I think the most important decision we make is who we share our life with.

01:21:42And I would make this decision one million times over exactly the same.

01:21:50So...

01:21:52I have an idea.

01:21:58Thank you so much for meeting with me.

01:22:00Thank you for taking the time.

01:22:02You've been a mentor.

01:22:04And I am so grateful for everything you've given me.

01:22:17I am so grateful for everything you've given me.

01:22:20But I need something new, Lois.

01:22:23Mark, you're about to make partner.

01:22:25But you're taking over the firm.

01:22:27I know.

01:22:28I know.

01:22:32But we've made other plans.

01:22:34But we've made other plans.

01:22:42Shervick and Shervick, can you please hold?

01:22:48Happy 8th anniversary, babe.

01:22:50Happy 8th, my love.

01:22:52So I got us a little something.

01:23:07Don't drop me.

01:23:09My parents were lawyers.

01:23:17My parents were lawyers.

01:23:35Did you feel that?

01:23:38Oh, it's a prosecutor.

01:23:47Oh, it's a prosecutor.

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