SLAG WARS S02E04 (2024)
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00:00Hey bestie, morning. Morning. How did you sleep? So it's day three in the slug house.
00:13I'm feeling so good about the last few days. I'm having the best time and I'm so excited
00:18to just chill, relax, hang out with my bestie Coco. Obviously this is a lot and bestie to
00:23bestie like, you know, how are you coping? Because I know you can be a bit anxious sometimes.
00:29Is this okay for you? I think to be honest, like a lot of it's probably got to do with
00:32that vulnerability. Like I'm not really used to that. Even on social media, like I get
00:36nervous to just like post things authentically because I get scared, like what people are
00:40going to think. So I feel like maybe a lot of that comes from that. Yeah. Like being
00:43a performer and stuff as well. It's often like a shock to people. They don't think they're
00:47like, how do you have anxiety? Right. You're literally a performer. Like what do you mean?
00:50People always assume like, Oh, you're a performer. Like you're so confident. Like you're not
00:54scared of anything. But like, bitch, no, I'm an anxious motherfucker. Like all the
00:59time. Like I'm just like a constant spiral of wanting the floor to literally swallow
01:03me. It is horrible. Yeah. People think, Oh, you're like this 24 seven. I mean, no, the
01:08ponytail is not on yet. Like I'm not like this 24 seven. But the thing is, you know,
01:13your personality is amazing. You can let that out. You can be goofy and shit. Like people
01:16are always going to love you because you are such a lovable person. So don't stress about
01:21I don't think I could have done this without you here. Honestly, I'm so glad that we're
01:25doing this together. We're technically in a competition with each other, but I don't
01:29see her as my competition. Okay. So during the photoshoot challenge, Fanny just started
01:34flirting with the photographer. Then her and Matt got into like their little thing as well.
01:42Like, which is fair enough. Fanny. What? We're trying to have a photoshoot right now. It's
01:48not all about your pussy. I mean, he's hot though. It's not that deep is it? Go go. She's
01:56my bestie. Like I know her better than anyone and she can be so dramatic sometimes. Like
02:00it's really not that deep. I think she just needs to let this one slide. Hello. It's obvious.
02:05Like come on. That's interrupting my thing and you're not getting that. I'm supposed
02:08to be your friend. You're supposed to stick up for me. I know you're my bestie, but you
02:11can be a bit dramatic sometimes. Dramatic? Me? No, I don't think so. I don't know what
02:17she's talking about. I just don't think it's that deep. Fanny. We're besties. I'm your
02:26best friend. Have my back. Yes. Let the drama consume you, my children. Feed mother with
02:34your rage. Are you going to not talk to me anymore? Don't pout at me because your lips
02:43look good, you know? They feel good too. Shall we kiss? Obviously it's a competition. Like
02:52we are against each other, but like if anybody else is going to win other than me, like I
02:55want it to be her. Do you know what I mean? Like we're rooting for each other at the same
02:59time. I love you, bestie. I love you, bestie. Sorry, I smell like breakfast. Try bagels.
03:05Sorry, bagel. Outside on the porch, Braxton is reminding Damien and Freya why he's the
03:13business lag. So tell me about what you're doing. I sell these. This is my main source
03:19of income. Underwear. It's really good for me. Like it's been such a great way to make
03:25money, but it's also my way of showing my appreciation to people who subscribe to my
03:30OnlyFans. They love this shit. Do you sell more if you piss in them? Well, I might have
03:40to steal that idea off the shore. It works. Yeah. After winning last night, I'm feeling
03:45really, really confident going forward. Freya, congratulations on your win last night. Thank
03:50you. That's so exciting. Thank you. You smashed it. It was really nice to have Rebecca say
03:55that to me as well. Freya, hot, hot, hot. As soon as this picture came onto the screen,
04:01I loved it. Now, this is the standard that we want to see from you from now on. So take
04:06this, go up, not down, okay? What do we do? We fake it until we make it? No fear. Fuck
04:11the fear. Do it anyway. All of that, okay? Yeah. Yeah. Having her validation, it's actually
04:16made me want to be more motivated in my own personal modeling career as well. It was just
04:22really affirming and wonderful to hear it and definitely gave me a huge confidence boost.
04:28I definitely feel like the critiques that she gives us is something that we can take
04:33back. Yeah, she gets it. How do you feel about the criticism that you were given last night?
04:39Um, hmm. Damien, pin up, you got it. I want to see a bit more slag. We're not cock polishers,
04:47we're cock destroyers, okay? So I want to see you roughing it up a bit more, okay? I'm
04:52ready. My personal brand is trying to be super polished, super glamorous and pretty and poised
04:59and everything all the time is totally a defense mechanism. I do struggle with a lot of imposter
05:06syndrome. Sometimes I'm performing with people who really have strong dance backgrounds and
05:11it's difficult for me not to compare what I do with what they do, even though it's two
05:16different things. So moving forward, I'm going to kind of have to just let loose and try
05:22something different. This is not cock polishers, this is cock destroyers, which is a very good
05:27point. So I will definitely be bringing the sleaze. Braxton, do you want some help, love?
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:45Hello, slags. Did we have fun last night?
05:49All of our luggage is all over the lawn. And I'm like, what the hell is going on?
05:54Are we in trouble? Like have we bought things that we shouldn't have bought? Like why are
05:58our cases on the floor?
05:59Slags, I have had Matt and Fanny throw your luggage on the floor and you each have three
06:04minutes to assemble your cock destroyer look. Fashion is a huge part of being a cock destroyer.
06:11I've used fashion to express my sexuality and my authentic self. Are you ready, slags?
06:18I think so.
06:21I'm a pretty lazy guy and for my work, I'm mostly naked. So we'll see how this goes.
06:26Ready, set, de-spunk those cases!
06:37My approach is going to be I'm just going to tear all of my clothes off and figure out
06:40what I'm going to put on out of my bag.
06:42First thing I thought is let me find some leather. I've got to have some leather or
06:45latex in here and I found that first.
06:47Details, details, details.
06:52You're about to get laid. I know you'd go faster than this.
06:57I had to rip my latches off because I had this mask on, so I was too busy focusing on that.
07:02I had to put this blonde ponytail in.
07:09Three, two, one, and cock!
07:18I had my little pearl necklace. No slag is prepared without a pearl necklace, you know?
07:25I never realized how much pearls are a staple for a cock destroyer.
07:28I know, right?
07:31This is the perfect time to shine. Show the judges who Coco Kink is.
07:37The goddess.
07:38Yes, you are. Alright, Coco, wait a minute, baby. You're giving body, yaddy, yaddy.
07:45I love the tottering.
07:46The confidence.
07:47How can Braxton embody Rebecca? And it's like, let me give you classic Rebecca, the jerkster Braxton.
07:55Wow.
07:56I love the pearls, absolutely.
07:58All of a sudden, I want to kiss.
07:59Oscar went for simple and it's extremely effective.
08:03He's owning the whole thing. That's what I like.
08:06I think the look I pulled together was pretty hot and pretty slutty and still true to me.
08:11I didn't want to go too femme and be too much like Rebecca.
08:14I just wanted to be a slag that really showed her style, but with me wearing it, I guess.
08:19Yeah, I like it.
08:21You better give body, okay?
08:25What is my personal aesthetic?
08:28Cunt.
08:30Wow, those shoes too, really cool.
08:32I actually love the application of the lipstick.
08:34Yeah.
08:35It's like erratic, a bit snogging, blowjobbing, putting it on, putting it on.
08:39My look was so cunt with a capital K.
08:42This is wearing Sophie.
08:44She would like this outfit.
08:45Oh yeah, it's beautiful.
08:47I love fashion.
08:48I embodied Sophie for my look, which Rebecca picked up on straight away.
08:53I love that coat.
08:54I do as well.
08:55I love the cape.
08:56What is that, a mustard?
08:57This was a step up for me, not just going for the whole porn star thing.
09:01I'm thinking Sophie, a little bit goofy, horny on main, a little bit of a slut.
09:10I think I'm going for the next look.
09:12I don't know what I'm going to do with this look.
09:14I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
09:15I think I'm going to go for the next look.
09:16Let's go.
09:17I'm going to look for the next look.
09:18I'm thinking Sophie, a little bit goofy,
09:20horny on main, but a little elevated, you know?
09:24I'm thinking I did okay.
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09:45That's all I could think about.
09:47I had to put this blonde ponytail in.
09:49I didn't even get my shoes on, which was annoying
09:52because I had black socks on underneath this pink bodysock.
09:56It was not cute, but other than that,
10:04There are a very few things that I love more
10:10are very few things that I love more
10:11than putting together a look and turning it out.
10:18Slags, this has actually been a really special task for me.
10:23You've reminded me of myself and Sophie when we began,
10:27so it's just been great to watch.
10:29These slags really brought it,
10:31really took me down memory lane.
10:32Freya, I loved it, it's very you,
10:35but I do feel like it lacked a little bit of imagination.
10:37There wasn't any accessories.
10:39I don't know, we've got a lot of pearls, et cetera, here.
10:42So anyway, thank you, Freya.
10:44I just kind of went towards fashion and sex appeal
10:47rather than some sort of imagination to it,
10:50so that was really good feedback from Rebecca.
10:52Sabrina!
10:54This is fabulous.
10:56Absolutely love this.
10:57For me, this is total cop destroyer.
11:00I love this headpiece.
11:01This is absolutely something I would wear.
11:04Rebecca, anytime you want my outfit or my panties,
11:09you can have it.
11:10Braxton, I know you love a joke.
11:12This was a fashion show, Braxton.
11:14For me, this is a bit more of a jokey side,
11:17but nonetheless, I still loved it.
11:19I'm not doing heels ever again.
11:21Like, heels are not for everybody.
11:23I know that some people can pull them off,
11:25they can walk in them,
11:25but now I understand what my fellow drag queens say
11:28when they say that their feet are killing them.
11:29I couldn't even do it for five minutes.
11:31Oscar, this was so simple, really classy.
11:36Classy?
11:37I literally had a gag in my mouth, I was drooling.
11:40I think at one point I even choked myself,
11:41but if she thinks I'm classy, then I'm a classy bitch.
11:44Very cop destroyer, so thank you for that.
11:46No worries.
11:49Coco, the way you brought the energy to the stage
11:51with your outfit, this is super cute.
11:53You've got a beautiful body.
11:55You're showing it off, you're expressing yourself.
11:57I'm loving it, so thank you for that, Coco.
11:59I think me and Rebecca have quite similar aesthetics anyway.
12:02We both like a bit of glamour,
12:03and we both look good, and we both look fucking hot,
12:05so this was easy for me.
12:07JV, I wasn't sure about this one.
12:09We weren't so sure if it was high fashion,
12:11so it didn't wow me as such, but well done anyway.
12:16Fuck.
12:18I don't know if the fuck I can bring it
12:19for this main challenge.
12:20Mama Mamba.
12:22Well, well, well, this was fabulous.
12:26Fashion can be expensive, or we have to be resourceful
12:30if we don't have the finances,
12:31so I've been very accustomed to ripping a hole in a tight
12:34and putting it over my head.
12:35Maybe some diamantes in there.
12:37You brought this to life.
12:38I love this.
12:39This really, in my heart, reminded me of Sophie,
12:43and I loved it.
12:44It was an honor that she said that I reminded her of Sophie,
12:46because that's the look that I was going for.
12:48Damien, absolutely fabulous.
12:51There's some extra bits
12:52that you could have just pushed it out a little bit,
12:53maybe with like a fishnet all in one, some extra bits.
12:56Maybe a lip, a red lip, you know, just some little extras.
13:00I really liked my look that I put together,
13:02but there were a couple of things
13:04that I would have put on with it,
13:06and I didn't have time to.
13:07This foreplay challenge really brought a lot of joy to me,
13:10and I've come to a decision with the winners.
13:14These slags really brought it today.
13:16Can't just have one slag.
13:17I need two slag winners.
13:19The winners of this challenge
13:21are Sabrina and Mama Mamba.
13:26We did look like a cute little duo together.
13:27Like our vibes were like the same, but different.
13:30I'm gonna give you both five points.
13:32Well done.
13:35I should have made it my finale look.
13:38I might have fucked up there.
13:40Are you now ready to hear about tonight's passion project?
13:43Yes!
13:45We're gonna get kinky
13:47in tonight's first annual Kink Olympics.
13:52Tonight, you're gonna be competing in different events.
13:56Three slags will be doing a spanking scene with Max,
13:59submissive scene with Fanny,
14:01and then two slags will be doing an aftercare
14:04with a very special guest.
14:07The Kink Olympics is all about being a dom,
14:10being in charge, taking control,
14:13or being a sub, being submissive, but still in control,
14:17or being a tart with a heart in aftercare.
14:21Sabrina, Mama, as you won today's foreplay challenge,
14:24you get to pick the groups.
14:25Me and the judges are gonna head back into the house.
14:29OK, so I will be doing aftercare.
14:32And I'm gonna be subbing.
14:34And Mama, obviously, can't be without her bestie.
14:38And then you're a fucking animal, so...
14:41You're joking. I wanna be with Braxton.
14:43Fuck yeah. So we'll do it together.
14:46It is not something that I'm familiar with.
14:48It is the opposite of what I am.
14:50Damien, Freya and Oscar, you're gonna be in the spanking booth.
14:54Fuck yeah.
14:55That's the one I didn't wanna get,
14:56and that's the one I wound up getting.
14:57Everyone happy?
14:58Yeah.
14:59Woo!
15:00I love spanking.
15:03I'm Nicki Monet, your country commentator,
15:06kicking off the 2024 Kink Olympics.
15:09These athletes have been training for tens of minutes,
15:12and I think their commitment is really gonna be on display
15:15for our first event.
15:16Welcome, sub slags.
15:18Welcome to the first Kink Olympic event.
15:21One of my biggest tips about being in a sub role is...
15:26Well, you're always really in control.
15:28I was never, ever out of control.
15:30The communication between you and your dom,
15:33yellow light is slow down the pace.
15:35What is yellow light?
15:36Slow down the pace.
15:38Great. Red light is stop.
15:40Stop.
15:41Perfect.
15:42Coco, starting with you,
15:43how do you think you'll start your sub shop scene?
15:46I think I'm gonna come in and look all cute and coy,
15:49but I'm not gonna let you be deceived.
15:51I'm gonna spice things up a little bit afterwards.
15:54Looking forward to it.
15:56JV, how are you gonna start us off?
15:58I'm gonna approach the scene with my mistress's permission
16:01and a fully erect penis.
16:03I like that.
16:05And Mama Mamba?
16:06I'm gonna approach the scene with an open mouth
16:09and an open mind.
16:10Love it.
16:11Slags, best of luck.
16:13Let's see who takes home the gold.
16:17First stop is a sandwich shop.
16:19Well, in America, for Fanny, we call this a sub shop.
16:22She is gonna be the dominant manager of the shop.
16:25And her sub is eager to please her.
16:28Hi, mistress, manager, Fanny.
16:30Hi.
16:31Hello.
16:32Please, may I serve you?
16:33You can serve me now.
16:34So here I am, a dominant mistress,
16:37and I'm the owner of a sub shop.
16:39Mistress manager, may it approach you.
16:41It can come to me now.
16:46May it come closer, mistress manager.
16:50I would like to make you a sandwich.
16:52Make it now.
16:55Could I please lick your shoes first?
16:56On your knees you go.
16:57Thank you so much.
17:00Good girl.
17:01Thank you, mistress.
17:02I want a sandwich right fucking now.
17:05Yes, mistress.
17:06I'm very sorry, mistress manager,
17:08but it has a confession.
17:09What I told you about being sorry.
17:12Cuck losers are always sorry.
17:14Does mistress like meat?
17:16No, all cheese.
17:17All cheese.
17:18Cheers.
17:21Here's Mama attempting the famous cheese curl maneuver,
17:24but can she stick the landing?
17:26And she does!
17:27This is incredible, folks.
17:29We're witnessing history.
17:30May I touch the bread, mistress?
17:32Stop being a punk.
17:33Get the bread.
17:34Yes, mistress.
17:35Does it taste good?
17:36It tastes very good, mistress.
17:37Spit it out now.
17:40I want something white on my sandwich.
17:43Besides you.
17:45Would you like the white sauce?
17:46I love the white sauce.
17:47Okay.
17:48Now?
17:49Oh, fuck.
17:50More.
17:51Sorry.
17:52You like that, you little naughty motherfucker?
17:53Thank you, mistress.
17:54I had all of this frickin' mayo in my mouth.
17:56Like, it was disgusting.
17:57Like, this is so great.
18:01Imagine that was my cum.
18:04JB is so funny.
18:06It's weird, but at the same time, it's sexy.
18:12Good boy.
18:13Mistress is delicious.
18:15Now put it on a sandwich.
18:16Put it on a sandwich?
18:17Yes.
18:19She's definitely a top contender right now.
18:21Mama is killing it.
18:23Mistress, would you do me the favor of spanking me with the bread, please?
18:29One more time.
18:30Cut it now.
18:34No!
18:36No!
18:37No!
18:42Okay, my wife's gonna be home in five minutes, so...
18:45That means that you need to get the fuck out,
18:47because she's next.
19:03Next scene, our slags are gonna have to be Dom.
19:05You're gonna be spanking Matt.
19:07The communication side of things is really important.
19:10We're using the light system.
19:12Enjoy spanking Matt's juicy ass.
19:15Let the games begin.
19:17Tax the carrot tax.
19:18I stole your veggies, not giving them back.
19:21Matt is a horny sub-gnome,
19:24and he's gonna do whatever it takes to get spanked.
19:27I'm a slaggy little gnome that stole the veggies from your home.
19:32I'm a nasty dirty gnome stealing aubergines from your home.
19:35I've been waiting for you.
19:37I'm gonna let them take control and show me how they don't,
19:40because I'm a naughty little dirty gnome that stole all of their veggies.
19:44What the hell do you think you're doing with those?
19:46Taking your vegetables.
19:47Get down.
19:48OK.
19:50Get your ass in the air.
19:51OK.
19:52I had to give them the business.
19:54Oh.
19:55Do you think you're still gonna steal my vegetables again next time?
19:58I might.
19:59You might?
20:00I might.
20:01I'm gonna make sure you never, ever steal any of my vegetables ever again.
20:07They literally sound like she's on a movie.
20:11Alien versus gnome.
20:12Take my glove off.
20:14Urgh.
20:15I wanted him to feel my real hand smacking against his ass.
20:18We're gonna get these down, all right?
20:19Got his bum out.
20:20Yes.
20:22Oh, yeah.
20:23There we go.
20:24I love her voice.
20:25I think I'll just spank you with it instead,
20:27because you'd probably love it, wouldn't you?
20:28Yes.
20:29You're never gonna do it again, are you?
20:30Yes, I am.
20:31You are?
20:32Yeah.
20:33Lean over.
20:34You're a naughty gnome.
20:36Damien decided not to bare Matt's ass,
20:38which may cost him points with the judges and with the viewers.
20:42Oh, that was a bit hard.
20:43Uh-oh.
20:44I was just having fun beating up a cis guy.
20:46I think Matt really enjoyed it, too.
20:48For those of you that haven't been spanked by raw vegetables,
20:51let me show you what it's like.
21:05Slags, this is our third and final event.
21:09Aftercare.
21:10Whether you're a dom or a sub,
21:12it's really important that you're able to connect emotionally.
21:15You have to communicate.
21:16This is all about soft dominance.
21:19Let me see those tenser, loving pop destroyers.
21:27Cain did not win season one,
21:29so I want to see how the slags take care of him.
21:32What's wrong, Cain?
21:33Who are you?
21:34You don't remember?
21:35No.
21:36It's OK.
21:37Would you like me to touch you?
21:39Yes.
21:40It's been so long.
21:41Oh, it's OK.
21:42You can have a hug if you would like.
21:43You're the first person here in years.
21:45Oh.
21:46How are you feeling?
21:47I was close.
21:48You were close?
21:49It was close.
21:50I really thought I had it.
21:52It smells like failure.
21:55Cain, no-one remembers.
21:56No-one remembers me.
21:58Either way, I didn't win.
21:59You did.
22:00I didn't.
22:01You did.
22:02Did I?
22:03Yeah.
22:04Just gaslight them back down.
22:06I've never been to Australia,
22:07but they sure do therapy a little different there.
22:09Gaslighting?
22:10Look.
22:11It's got your name on it, hasn't it?
22:13Oh, yeah.
22:14There we go.
22:15I've made a custom eyepiece for Cain.
22:18I am going to make him feel absolutely tranquil.
22:22Oh, that's nice.
22:23Anything you want to do?
22:24Do you feel nice?
22:25I feel better.
22:26Yeah, better?
22:27Yeah.
22:28That's amazing.
22:29Yeah.
22:30You just can't remember if you did.
22:31I can't remember if I did.
22:32No, you won.
22:33You won.
22:34I don't remember winning, he says.
22:35No, you won.
22:36You won.
22:37It doesn't feel like I won.
22:38Really?
22:39I thought you did.
22:40You definitely did.
22:41Nikki was so mean to me.
22:42Oh, fuck her.
22:43Oh, she was awful.
22:44Fuck her.
22:45Oh, she was awful.
22:46What the fuck, Cain?
22:47You puppet head little bitch.
22:49Say it to my face, loser.
22:51Oh, okay.
22:52Four miles, yeah.
22:53Maybe, yeah.
22:54I don't know if the gaslighting will make anyone feel better,
22:57but he was lubing up his wrist, so I think that will.
23:00Are you feeling any better?
23:02A little bit.
23:03A bit confused.
23:04You're looking better.
23:05Yeah.
23:06You're looking better.
23:07To me, yeah.
23:08I am feeling better.
23:09Are you feeling grounded?
23:10Yeah, feet are there.
23:11There we go.
23:12Your feet are there.
23:13How spectacular.
23:14Thank you so much.
23:15Oh.
23:16Thank you so much.
23:17Oh, my God.
23:18Oh, I needed this.
23:19I think that actually went really well.
23:25Well, that's it for the Kink Olympics.
23:27Later, we'll find out which flag is taking home the gold.
23:30Until then, I'm Nikki Monet,
23:32transitioning us to the next season.
23:34Matt, it is so good to have you here.
23:39It's been three years.
23:41Oh, my God.
23:42I know.
23:43I know.
23:44It's awesome.
23:45I had a little catch-up with Fantasia yesterday.
23:47That's right.
23:48Let's catch up.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:50Absolutely.
23:51Matt and I have a very long history.
23:53We've been friends for a long time.
23:55We've been friends for a long time.
23:57We've been friends for a long time.
23:59We've been friends for a long time.
24:01We've been friends for a long time.
24:03We have a very long history.
24:04We had so much fun together being best buddies,
24:07talking nearly every day,
24:09and then it just abruptly stopped.
24:11Nothing ever bad happened between us.
24:13We just didn't talk anymore.
24:15I kind of wanted to ask something.
24:17I know that we hadn't been talking,
24:19and I actually don't know if it's appropriate,
24:22but I'm going to ask anyway.
24:24OK.
24:25I did see something, and it was all over the internet,
24:28and I remember getting a phone call,
24:30and I knew that you were OK and everything,
24:32and I don't know if you were just putting on a brave face or...
24:35You know what I'm going to ask you, don't you?
24:37Oh, yeah, absolutely.
24:38You're talking about the fire.
24:40You know, that was actually a really tough time for me.
24:43I lost pretty much everything in that fire.
24:48And I kind of had to start over again.
24:51What happened?
24:52Are you all right?
24:53I'm OK, you know.
24:55It was crazy.
24:57I lost everything,
24:58and someone came and arsoned my house
25:01with a giant thing of petrol.
25:03And when we ran out the back, the back was on fire as well,
25:07which is pretty crazy.
25:09So someone was obviously, you know, trying to end me.
25:12Matt, are you OK now?
25:14I am OK.
25:15You know, it was hard to, like, lose all of my stuff...
25:19Yeah.
25:20..and all of the things in the house, my home.
25:23Yeah.
25:24But, you know, at the same time, I'm just happy to be alive.
25:29I'm happy that everyone that was in the house came out OK.
25:33I'm so sorry.
25:34It was pretty crazy.
25:35Yeah, I'm so sorry.
25:36It was a really tricky situation.
25:38I didn't know whether he would want me to be involved or to ask.
25:42I can imagine it's an awful thing to go through,
25:44and I just thought maybe he had close people in New York,
25:47but I just really want him to know that I really care,
25:50and I thought about it a lot.
25:53Sorry.
25:54No, it's OK.
25:55It's OK.
25:56HE SNIFFLES
25:58Matt, he's amazing.
26:00He's always happy, he's always...
26:02He is just an unconditional, loving kind of person.
26:06Matt, do you know what?
26:09You are so strong, and do you know what?
26:12You're also one of the most kindest men I know.
26:15Oh, thank you. You really, really are.
26:17You know, coming off the tails of Slygore's one,
26:20I was feeling, like, really high and empowered,
26:23and that really helped me through it as well,
26:26like, seeing how strong you are.
26:28It's OK.
26:30I really, really felt loved in that moment, above all things.
26:35You are so strong.
26:37Let's keep going. You have to be strong for the slags.
26:40That's right, we've got to show them what a real slag is.
26:43Give me a chest bump. Yeah!
26:45I love being around Matt.
26:47I feel really blessed that he's here judging with me.
26:50Let's go. Let's go.
26:52Let's go.
27:02Today was wowed. Wow.
27:04Oh, my goodness.
27:06That passion project was such fun.
27:09Oh, my God. So entertaining. I loved it.
27:11It's time to bring Matt and Fanny back into my bedroom
27:14and deliberate.
27:15Good job. Someone's taking notes.
27:20Now, where shall we start?
27:21The Kink Olympics were crazy.
27:23We're going to have to start working out the points.
27:25Coco started, I always think, starting the hardest, isn't it?
27:28Oh, my God. I love the dedication, first of all.
27:30Spit it out now. Just please. Oh, my God.
27:33Coco, I think, really pays attention to her outfit
27:36and watching what the contestants are wearing every time.
27:39She did not miss Mama Mamba.
27:41Mama Mamba was great.
27:43Her outfit.
27:44I love Mama Mamba.
27:46I think that we have some great chemistry together.
27:49You do, don't you?
27:50I do.
27:51I'm really big on personality and sexy,
27:54and she gives me all of that.
27:55Yeah.
27:56And she knows how to be a sub.
27:57I really loved the mayonnaise on the face.
28:00Yeah, how about I just rub it in?
28:02You like that, you little naughty motherfucker?
28:05And then spitting it back out.
28:07You know, Mama Mamba goes to any length.
28:10JV.
28:11JV.
28:13So funny.
28:14JV is naturally funny.
28:16And dark.
28:18So dark.
28:19Mama!
28:20Mama!
28:21Mama!
28:22He was so over the top, it became really fucking funny.
28:26Oh, yeah.
28:27And I loved watching it.
28:28I really felt like you were the Dom, he was a sub.
28:31There's this amazing chemistry between you two.
28:34You know how something is so funny and sexual at the same time?
28:37I do like a laugh.
28:39It's all part of being a sub is consented humiliation.
28:42It was giving very...
28:43He's got it to a T.
28:44It was giving very...
28:45Yeah.
28:46I was like, ooh, am I enjoying this a little too much?
28:49So, OK, then we moved on to the spanking challenge.
28:52Matt, I had no...
28:53Hilarious.
28:54..fucking idea you could play such a cheeky gnome.
28:58I was like...
28:59Me neither.
29:00I mean, in all these three years,
29:01there's nothing to fucking ask you, Scott.
29:03What the fuck?
29:05Cos it was just so funny.
29:07So we kicked off with Damien now.
29:09I felt being vocal was quite out of his lane.
29:13Take my glove off.
29:15Urgh!
29:16He didn't get your arse out, did he?
29:18No.
29:19Your bum stayed in all the time.
29:21Like, what an opportunity to get their hands on your arse.
29:24To be honest, because I've not really heard vocal,
29:27I did actually quite like this one.
29:29Yeah, me too.
29:30Freya.
29:31I was like...
29:33..on the edge of my seat, like, don't let me down.
29:36What the hell do you think you're doing with those?
29:38Are those my vegetables?
29:41It was very quite hot, actually.
29:43Oscar.
29:44Classic Dom look.
29:46Oh, he can't handle it, huh?
29:48Maybe he shouldn't steal my fucking vegetables, huh?
29:50We found it a little bit boring.
29:53Oh.
29:54We'd been spoiled by all the others.
29:56It was classic good.
29:58Now, into the aftercare challenge.
30:00Mm-hm.
30:01I feel that this one was probably a little bit more trickier,
30:05so they probably had to work extra hard.
30:07I think one of the interesting things here
30:09is Sabrina was one of the winners
30:11and picked aftercare for herself.
30:13I feel better.
30:14Yeah, better?
30:15That's amazing.
30:16Yeah.
30:17Pretty fucking good at it, that's why.
30:19Yeah, like 100%.
30:20Really, really good.
30:21I was convinced the whole time.
30:23She was like a sexy therapist.
30:25Yeah.
30:26I would love to have her.
30:28I'd love to...
30:29Same.
30:30I wanted to be Cain.
30:31At the instance.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Oh, that was so funny.
30:34That starting off with that, I was like, OK.
30:36It smells so good, too.
30:37Yeah.
30:38Braxton.
30:42You did.
30:43I didn't.
30:44You did.
30:45Did I?
30:46Yeah.
30:47Yeah, you won.
30:48I didn't.
30:49Yes, you did.
30:50Yes, you did.
30:52Emphatically.
30:53Yes.
30:54You could tell he was trying to fill in.
30:56Yeah.
30:57And it was the same thing over and over and over again.
31:00If I had to go to Sabrina or Braxton,
31:02I would go to Sabrina.
31:03Oh, definitely.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Braxton, I just needed more from you.
31:07What's going on?
31:08We were unimpressed.
31:09Very.
31:10OK, let's get serious.
31:12OK.
31:13Let's work out these slags points.
31:15Let's do it.
31:16Right.
31:17OK.
31:28It's the golden lip ceremony.
31:30I don't know what to think.
31:31We're standing around.
31:32I've got a good feeling about this, but I'm DeLulu King.
31:35I thought I was going to win every challenge.
31:37Hello, slags.
31:38I can't wait to administer these points to these slags.
31:41Some are going to be really happy.
31:43Some are definitely going to be disappointed.
31:45Braxton, you did try on your challenge today,
31:49but it didn't quite hit the spot for us judges.
31:52We felt that you didn't make the most of the time
31:54that you were given.
31:55Tonight, Braxton, your lips are worth it.
31:59I'm going to give you the golden lip.
32:01I'm going to give you the golden lip.
32:03I'm going to give you the golden lip.
32:05Braxton, your lips are worth 15 points.
32:12I think what I need to now do is being quicker on my feet,
32:16being agile, knowing when to, you know,
32:18volley a bit more better with my partner
32:21or with the situation of the prop that I have.
32:23Oscar, yours was a classic spanking scene.
32:26You clearly know what you're doing,
32:28but you just didn't have that gump.
32:30There wasn't anything out of the box,
32:32if you know what I mean.
32:33Yeah.
32:34Cassie.
32:36That's OK.
32:37I think I did really good
32:38and I was having a great time just beating them up.
32:41Coco, you really let out your fun side of this challenge.
32:45You were the submissive role
32:46and I could really see that there was some chemistry
32:48with you and Fanny.
32:50You were very funny, very submissive.
32:52When she said, eat it, you did it.
32:57Your lips tonight are worth 20 points.
33:00I'm kind of, like, lower down on the leaderboard,
33:02but I thought I had this shit in the bag, like, you know.
33:05I thought I was going to do really well,
33:07so I think next week I really need to up my shit
33:10and get more points.
33:11Sabrina, you got to choose teams for this,
33:13so I was actually quite surprised
33:15that you chose this quite difficult challenge.
33:17You actually really smashed this
33:19and as far as aftercare is concerned, I loved it.
33:22I think you really understood the assignment.
33:25Your lips are worth 22 points.
33:28I'm so happy, oh, my God.
33:31I'm back!
33:33And I had good chemistry with my scene partner.
33:37Damien, your role was the Dom and Matt was your sub.
33:41And actually, I really liked hearing you speak more.
33:44You've definitely done this before.
33:47According to Matt, there was a lot of chemistry.
33:50Shame you didn't get his bum out.
33:52Tonight, Damien, your lips are worth 23 points.
33:56Next time, I'm just going to take it out of style
33:58and go to town.
33:59Mama Mamba, you had a sub role with Fanny.
34:03You've already done something together.
34:05You have great chemistry.
34:07I really like the dynamic here.
34:09I could really tell that you were into the role.
34:11You love being a sub.
34:12I could imagine you're a bit of a switch.
34:14I don't know.
34:15She's not wrong about that.
34:16Like, she knows her shit.
34:18I really enjoyed, like, the innuendo side of it,
34:20like, grabbing the mayo,
34:21like, grabbing the mayo, grabbing the mayo.
34:23I really enjoyed, like, the innuendo side of it,
34:25like, grabbing the mayo.
34:26I could tell that you were going to be sick.
34:28But you were such a professional.
34:31Fake it till you make it.
34:32I'm having a good time.
34:33Get the fucking shot.
34:35And tonight, Mama Mamba, 24 points.
34:39Well done.
34:40Thank you so much.
34:41Of course.
34:42I'm just hoping I can, like, keep doing well,
34:45like, hoping my anxiety does not start kicking my ass
34:47all of a sudden, because so far, so good.
34:50Freya, you played Dom.
34:52What I loved about this
34:53is how off the fucking scale it was.
34:55Are those my vegetables?
34:57Are those my vegetables?
34:58Something like that, you said.
34:59It was so funny.
35:00You let it go and just didn't get in your head
35:02and just went wild with it.
35:04So tonight, Freya, your lips are worth 25.
35:09Well done.
35:12Domming is really close to my heart
35:14and it was just lovely to hear that from Rebecca,
35:17considering she is a huge part of why
35:19I was so inspired to become a Dominatrix.
35:22JV, it was so over the top.
35:26I love over the top.
35:28And you were so, so good.
35:30And I don't think you planned any of that.
35:32I think you just kind of cuffed it.
35:33I love the last line that you used.
35:35This straight guy role of my wife is waiting at home.
35:39I must go.
35:40You know, because the mistress always keeps you late.
35:42So your lips are worth the most with 25.5.
35:45Well done.
35:47Of course.
35:48I was in the bottom last week.
35:50I'm in the top this week.
35:52It's giving verse king.
35:53Slags, if you got negative feedback
35:55that you're not too happy with, don't worry.
35:57If you want to talk, we can have a little chat tomorrow
36:00and talk about your feedback.
36:02I'm going to speak to Rebecca tomorrow
36:04and see if I can get some feedback.
36:06Slags, we're bringing in a very special guest tomorrow.
36:09You're going to be excited.
36:11But till then, go de-spunk the world.
36:14Let's go.
36:15The slags just continue to blow me away
36:18more and more in this competition.
36:20I'm learning here that I really love what I do,
36:24and I'm really proud of it.
36:26Got 92.5 points.
36:28That .5 could save my hairy little ass.