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00:00I had to make a decision today and I thought long and hard and I've decided that damn right
00:19I'm going to stay.
00:22Oh, thank you.
00:25What would this have been without her here?
00:27You know, like we need her here.
00:29Slags deserve mentorship, guidance, pure excellence.
00:34No more Miss Pissy Pants.
00:36I am going to bring out my Mistress More.
00:39That side that you saw of Rebecca earlier, you better edit that out because I do not
00:43want anyone seeing that side of me.
00:45From now on, it's Mistress More or nothing.
00:47Things are going to change.
00:49You probably all think that there's going to be eliminations.
00:52I've decided in light of what's been going on, we're not going to do that.
00:58We're going to do a point system.
01:01Wait, a point system?
01:03Is this a joke?
01:05You know I can't count.
01:06No bitches are going home.
01:07I'm so happy about that.
01:08I've decided to change things up.
01:10There's going to be no eliminations.
01:12I'm introducing a point system.
01:15More about the points is tomorrow, so get your beauty sleep and I'll see you slags tomorrow,
01:19okay?
01:20Let's go.
01:21Let's go, baby.
01:22I've got so much to show you.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:24So much.
01:25I've got so much.
01:26Mistress More is still going to stay with us.
01:29Nobody's going home.
01:30Everything is going to be okay.
01:45When I saw Rebecca in the yard, I was so happy to see her.
01:48To know that she's here for us and that she's going to help us just made me feel like a
01:52weight was lifted off my shoulders.
01:53I'm just waiting to hear what they think about last night's show and the spectacle
01:57that happened.
01:58What a performance last night.
02:01Sabrina Jade, your performance was absolutely fabulous.
02:04Athlete puts the E in energy.
02:06There was a lot of tricks in that.
02:08It was a really good way to start off the night.
02:10Oh, my God.
02:11Rebecca more likes me.
02:13Oscar, you gave us super slutty, super sexy.
02:18I was really quite turned on.
02:20Loved it.
02:21I'm so happy that Rebecca likes my fucking performance and I feel really horny about
02:24it.
02:25Freya, I really loved it, but I could see that you were very nervous and that's okay.
02:29Going forward, why don't you just bake it till you make it?
02:32You know, I was disappointed with how things went last night.
02:35Having the feedback was obviously important and, you know, it helps you work closer towards
02:41your goal and what you want to get out of this.
02:44Braxton.
02:48Rebecca, you're such a trendsetter.
02:49You've even designed your own coffin in the shape of a triangle, of course.
02:53That's because every time your head hits a pillow, your leg's open.
02:55Do you think it's a good idea to insult the judges?
03:02I think it's bloody brilliant.
03:03Well done, you.
03:04You're lucky I've got a sense of humour.
03:06It was a pat on the back kind of moment for me.
03:08Coco looked absolutely stunning.
03:10You're super sexy.
03:11You're really engaging with the judges and I actually wanted you to whip me.
03:15So next time, you know what to do.
03:20Noted.
03:21Next time, I will whip you.
03:23But also, can we just appreciate the fact that she wants to be whipped by me?
03:27Damien, you do have a presence about you.
03:30Something about those eyes.
03:31It was really, really amazing.
03:33I was like so happy because performing is what I live for and what I love and what I do.
03:38JV Marks.
03:39Some people probably don't know whether to laugh or wank when they're looking at you.
03:43All the way through, you had me laughing.
03:45There's just something about you that is just really, really funny.
03:48Hearing Rebecca fucking Moritz tell me that I am funny and really funny is like mind-blowing to me.
03:54I don't know how to handle that at all.
03:56Mama Mamba.
03:58This was fabulous.
03:59I absolutely loved your outfit.
04:01You had me pretty worried sometimes when I saw that nail going up your nose.
04:05But all the way through, super, super entertained.
04:07I just loved it.
04:09So that leaves us with choosing the winner.
04:12This slag was creative, sexy, confident, wild, dangerous, and very engaging with the audience.
04:21Now that she's retired, Rebecca's picked up adjectives as a hobby.
04:25Well done, Mama Mamba.
04:31So I was the very first main challenge.
04:34Absolutely buzzing about that.
04:35To be honest, if there's a challenge I was going to win, it's probably going to be that one.
04:39I absolutely thought that yours was the most penetrating of all of the performances, that's for sure.
04:45I'm still trying to pick my mouth up off the floor.
04:48That is my bag.
04:49So if I didn't do well in that one, that would have been very embarrassing.
04:53Looks like I've got hair on my lip.
04:55Ew, it wasn't a hair, it was a bug.
05:02Sorry, can you repeat that?
05:05Did you get that?
05:09Slags.
05:10I changed the system to it being a point system.
05:13I've awarded Mama Mamba 60 points.
05:19My goodness.
05:20JB, because you won yesterday's foreplay challenge, you've got 55 points.
05:27That leaves everybody else with 50 points.
05:31Well done.
05:32So you've all got 50 points.
05:34Mama Mamba is in the lead.
05:36JB, you're on a run-up right now, but you all have a chance to slag it up and take the winning spot.
05:47So, are we ready for today's foreplay challenge?
05:50Yes!
05:51Slags, AI is taking all of our jobs, including cop destroyers.
05:57So I am getting into the robot game.
06:02Ahead of my time.
06:03I have hired some top scientists to build me the perfect twerking robot called Twerky.
06:10Twerk for me, Slags.
06:11Seeing Twerky here on Earth really brought me peace and reminded me of my home planet.
06:16We want to test all of your twerking skills, and my friend Twerky is going to help take it to the next level for us.
06:23Oh yes I will, Mistress.
06:25Somebody say twerking?
06:27I have to be good at this, it's what makes me money.
06:29Like, you don't see me in the club doing the robot.
06:31I can't twerk. It's not my strongest quality whatsoever.
06:35Slags, are you ready?
06:37Yes!
06:38Get your twerk on!
06:40It shakes, it jiggles, but do it twerk?
06:44I'm not so sure.
07:01It's like a twerk-gasm.
07:02My ass is ready, it's twerking, it's shaking, I'm so excited!
07:07Oh my god!
07:17This is the future the locals want. I don't even know how science works. Is this science?
07:21This is so successful, this is why it's important to have women in STEM.
07:26Slags, you were twerking. Oh, it was absolutely fantastic to watch.
07:32The winner is sexy, the winner gave me a good boner.
07:39But for me, to be an excellent twerker, the devil is in the detail.
07:44It was the bum tussles that did it for me.
07:46The devil is in the detail!
07:49And to somebody that probably isn't a twerker, well done!
07:52If you told me that I was going to win a twerking challenge ever in my life, I would have probably called you a liar on the spot.
07:58You get an additional five points.
08:00It was a really hard decision. Everyone's ass is going up and down, flying around everywhere.
08:05We loved it.
08:06For tonight's passion project, we're going to be taking some very sexy pin-up photos.
08:14Sexy pin-up photo shoot.
08:17That is my shit!
08:19Actually, sweetie, it's my shit.
08:22Remember, I'm the OG Slag Wars pin-up girl.
08:25These hoes have big shoes to fill.
08:27You're going to be working with two of the best models in the game, Matt and Fantasia.
08:34I want to see how the Slags perform with very seasoned models.
08:37I'm throwing them right into it.
08:39You are going to be working with celebrity photographer Charles Moriarty.
08:43He's photographed me before, Matt before, and even Amy Winehouse.
08:48You'll be split into two groups, and these are themed on their favourite holidays.
08:54Halloween!
08:55Christmas!
08:57I want to be on the Halloween team so bad.
09:01Damien, as you won today's foreplay challenge, you are going to be selecting the two teams. Go for it!
09:07We're going to do Christmas, Halloween,
09:10Halloween,
09:12Christmas,
09:14Christmas.
09:15I am apathetic to Christmas.
09:18It's a nice holiday for friends and families, but it's not quite as cunt as Halloween. Do you know what I mean?
09:24Halloween.
09:26Perfect. Most of my wardrobe is black, dark, so it really fits. It's really easy.
09:31Halloween, Christmas.
09:33I'm a little bit upset that I didn't get Halloween because I'm a spooky bitch. Like, look at me.
09:38And Halloween.
09:40It's not quite the responsibility of choosing who goes to which team, but everybody seemed happy enough with the holiday that they got.
09:49Off you go to the house, and go and get ready for your holiday pin-up! Yeah!
09:55I love a good photo shoot, and it's so important to get the perfect shot as a cop destroyer, so I can't wait to see what they come up with.
10:03Sit, bounce, and spank!
10:05It's a motherfuckin' slag house, slag house.
10:12Secrets are bad for you.
10:15It's really been nice hanging out with you guys, and I mean everyone.
10:18It feels so normal. I feel like the closest friendships I've had is with other, like, sex workers.
10:22Yeah. Me and some of the slag boys are hanging out, catching up, shooting the shit, as one does.
10:27This has been a really great experience. Like, it's been so fun.
10:29And our lines of work are, like, all similar, but also different, so it's like, okay, how do you do things, what's the approach, and stuff like that.
10:36Yeah, I've learned a lot. I feel like sometimes the relationship you have with other sex workers is so close, and it's always, like, such an unbreakable bond. You go through so much together.
10:44I find that I do, like, I'm a signed model. It is a very, quite conservative industry still, which you wouldn't think that, because sex sells everything.
10:53Like, you have every billboard you've ever seen with anything ever. That's the industry I'm in, but it's still very, no, we don't do that.
10:57When we all know that a lot of artists and a lot of models do sex work.
11:02Yeah, sex work sells, you just can't sell sex.
11:05That's the thing. But I find that if you guys want to sell my body and my face and use my image to sell your things, why are you saying I can't use my body for how I want to sell it?
11:14I just find it really interesting that no one cared about any of my modelling and didn't want to sign me and didn't care about trans men being models, but until I started doing porn and doing sex work and stuff like that.
11:24But then when I got signed, I've just been endlessly told that the sex work and me being me is going to ruin my modelling career. But that's what got me noticed in the first place.
11:35People talk about sex work being exploitative, and it's like, no, like, working for a business is exploitative. Like, sex workers, porn actors get paid that day.
11:44Everyone has their own individual story that now they will get to show and tell more about themselves. So I think this is such a good idea.
11:50For me to get to know the other slags and for me to hear their stories, I thought that was just the best to hear.
12:01In the name of the alien overlords.
12:04In the yard, the girls are being weirdos.
12:07Read the script, Snooki.
12:09In the yard, the girls are doing a ritual cleansing circle. Like a bunch of freaking weirdos.
12:15The divine femme energy.
12:17We really need to ground ourselves by doing some rituals, bringing that divine feminine sexual energy back.
12:25You must invoke the earthly energy into your holes.
12:29It's a little bit weird, it's kind of fun, it's kind of kooky, but it might be working, actually, because, you know, I'm starting to feel something in my pom-pom.
12:40Yeah, I think it was a good thing we did that. I feel like, you know, it really helped to align.
12:44Freya, thank you so much for that. I feel like last night was absolutely crazy.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Isn't it amazing to see so much femme energy on this season?
12:53Right.
12:54Like, last season, obviously, you had, like, all the twinks and the Nicki.
12:56Yeah.
12:57And we've got, like, so much feminine energy this time. I love it.
12:59It's so good to be around more femmes. It's so nice to feel that divine feminine energy.
13:04There's so many ways to have this femme energy, especially, like, sex work and, like, in the adult industry.
13:09Like, even things like body mods. I'm still very feminine, but I think the piercings can add that bit of edge.
13:14And then, like, lip fillers, for me, is, like, the hyper femme part. Really embracing that in a true, like, bimbo persona, you know?
13:21I love the bimbo.
13:22I love the whole bimbofication movement. So, you know, that part of me is really important to enhance with makeup and piercings.
13:30I feel like people always use the word bimbo with such negative connotations, but it's such an iconic word.
13:36But it's such an iconic look and theme. I feel like we're almost, like, reclaiming it by embracing...
13:41Absolutely.
13:42...this hyper femininity...
13:43Yeah.
13:44...and doing ourselves up to the absolute hyperest of femme.
13:46It's not even always, like, about, like, the look, the aesthetic. Like, it's, like, an energy that we all carry.
13:50Like, it's just, like, ingrained in us.
13:52Reclaiming that back. That's what us sluts do. Like, you're going to sexualise us anyway, so why not make some money off it? Make the most of it.
13:58Anyway, guys, we'd better get ready for our big day.
14:02How exciting.
14:03Aye, let's chomp back.
14:04Go.
14:05Bimbo bodies.
14:06OK.
14:07Bimbo bodies.
14:08I can do that.
14:09Bimbo bodies.
14:13Fanny, I'm so glad you're here. Your judging is spot on. I'm having such a good time.
14:18I am so excited to sit down with Rebecca. I look up to her so much, so this conversation is definitely needed.
14:25I just wanted to thank you for your words yesterday, because you really helped me, so I've made you something special.
14:30I really want to make her feel welcome in the Slag House, and I have the perfect idea.
14:35Really?
14:36I've made you something special. Now, this...
14:38Let's see what this is.
14:39...is an English tradition. It's a special Mistress Moore brew.
14:43Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Let me just see it.
14:45It's right here.
14:47I want to show Fantasia how important tea is to us Brits.
14:51Let's cheers.
14:52Cheers, baby.
14:54Do you love it?
14:55Mm-hm.
14:56Don't you love it? Go on, have some more.
14:59It's lush, isn't it?
15:01We love drinking tea in the UK.
15:03Yes, so do I.
15:04Tea here is so important. It is going to ground her. It's going to solve all of her problems.
15:09Fanny, take another sip.
15:14Isn't it delicious?
15:15Mm-hm.
15:16Isn't it delicious? You can go back and tell everybody.
15:19Isn't it delicious?
15:20Mm-hm.
15:21Isn't it delicious? You can go back and tell everybody how amazing it is.
15:27Was it a bit hot?
15:28Oh, it's okay. I'm okay.
15:30It is so delicious.
15:31Okay.
15:32That's the worst tea I ever had in my life.
15:38Mm.
15:39Mm.
15:40Fanny.
15:42I'm going to send you loads. I'm going to take you...
15:44You're going to go back with a case full of Mistress Moore tea bags.
15:47I would love it.
15:48It is my pleasure.
15:49I would love it.
15:50I really want to get to know you.
15:52I love Mistress Moore tea.
15:54We don't really know each other, but a friend of Matt's is a friend of mine.
15:58Well, I mean, we do have a lot in common.
16:01Oh, we do.
16:03How many cc's are those?
16:05Oh, these things?
16:06Yes.
16:07These are 800, would you believe it?
16:08Really? I started off with 840.
16:10Did you?
16:11This is 3400 now.
16:12Wow, they are awesome.
16:14I feel like I have two kids on my chest.
16:17Me too.
16:18I feel like I have two asses on my chest.
16:20Oh, my gosh.
16:21We got on to one of our favourite subjects, boobs.
16:23I started off with 500.
16:25Really?
16:26Can I let you into a little secret?
16:27Tell me.
16:28I'm getting them reduced.
16:30It's been quite difficult having to put on three bras to go running,
16:34so I'm going smaller.
16:36Well, I'm actually thinking about going bigger.
16:39Good.
16:40Yes, I think I want to go to like 5,000 cc's.
16:43Yeah, I think I'm going to make my tits even bigger.
16:45This is 3400, so 5,000 probably would be like this.
16:49Perfect.
16:50Like that.
16:51Perfect.
16:52Do you need a hand?
16:53Can you help me?
16:55Did I say that right?
16:56Can you help me?
16:58Did I say that right?
16:59We have got to send you back with an English accent.
17:01We have got to send you back.
17:02Right.
17:03Okay, teach me.
17:04Let's have us two British accents.
17:06Let's do it.
17:07I love cock.
17:09I love cock.
17:12Perfect.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:14Next one.
17:15Look at these lovely big tits.
17:18Look at these lovely big tits.
17:21Perfect.
17:23Can I have a mug of spunk tea?
17:26Can I have a cup of sweet tea?
17:29Mistress tea.
17:32Wow, I'm just loving Fanny more and more every day.
17:35What is spunk?
17:36Like spunk it up?
17:38No, baby.
17:39Really?
17:40Yes.
17:41We call that jacking off.
17:43No, no.
17:44It's the stuff that comes out the end.
17:45Oh.
17:46Jizz.
17:47Come.
17:48Spunk all over these lovely big tits.
17:49Spunk all over these lovely big tits.
17:51Fantasia is so impressive, and I am so happy to have her here
17:55to help me judge these slags with Matt.
17:57You have a Christmas photo shoot.
17:59I need you to be my eyes and ears on those slags.
18:02Let's report back later in the bedroom.
18:04Don't forget to.
18:05Okay.
18:08I can just tell this is going to be a great few weeks.
18:14I don't know what the production team did, but this slag house is terrifying.
18:20Happy Halloween, Fantasia.
18:23Stop it!
18:24No!
18:25No!
18:26No!
18:27No!
18:28No!
18:29No!
18:30No!
18:31No!
18:32No!
18:33No!
18:34No!
18:35No!
18:36No!
18:37No!
18:38No!
18:39No!
18:40No!
18:41No!
18:42No!
18:43No!
18:44No!
18:45And that is acting.
18:49Welcome to the Halloween Challenge.
18:51It's like a haunted house horror, which I love.
18:55We have my good friend Charles here.
18:58Charles.
18:59Woo!
19:00I was getting pretty horny.
19:02Model me, do whatever you want to me,
19:04and Fanny's going to be sticking around like a present under the tree,
19:07just watching us and making sure that we're all in our best behavior
19:10doing the best modeling we can do.
19:12Slags are posing with me. Let's see how they do.
19:14Hey guys, nice to meet you. My name's Charles.
19:16I'm Matthew, you know me well.
19:17Do you have an idea you want to do with Matthew?
19:19Are we meant to be spooky, or do you want to be gaggy?
19:21It's Halloween, so let's be spooky and gaggy.
19:23Where do you want to take it?
19:24Let's just go with the poses and see how we go.
19:26All right, great.
19:35I'm feeling confident, so I am ready to give face in this shoot.
19:38That is going to be my weapon.
19:46If there's this much anal in hell,
19:48then thank God I'm an abomination in the eyes of the church.
19:55One, two.
19:57It wasn't as easy as what I thought.
19:59I'm glad I had the face paint on, because I think I hid my nerves a little.
20:02I'm just going to have to wait and see how the others did
20:05and how my photo turned out.
20:06Great job. How do you feel, Braxton? What do you think?
20:08Hot. I feel very fucking hot.
20:10Me too. I built up a sweat.
20:12Hey, Fanny, you're looking pretty over there.
20:13What do you think about this situation?
20:14Thank you. I thought that was pretty good.
20:16I love it.
20:17You're welcome.
20:21What do you want to do today?
20:22Well, I thought I would do a bit of a sexy Grim Reaper.
20:25I'm really excited about this,
20:26but also I feel like there is a bit of pressure.
20:28This is my day job. This is what I do all the time.
20:30I feel like there's expectations.
20:32If I'm, like, my face is here,
20:34and I'm, like, leaning towards the camera.
20:36Do you want me to pick you up over my shoulder?
20:37Yeah, yeah.
20:38Okay, yeah.
20:39You know he's a real model,
20:40and this is exactly what he's meant to do.
20:42Really close up on him.
20:48I did get a bit of Matthew all over my face,
20:50but I have been waiting to get a bit of Matthew all over my face.
20:54I mean, who isn't?
20:55All right, Oscar. That was great.
20:57You really worked up a sweat.
20:58Fanny, what do you think?
20:59How do you think Oscar did?
21:00I'm scared. Ooh.
21:06So I think I would like to interact a little bit
21:08with taking some of the clothes off,
21:10and then I want to force you to drink the blood at the end.
21:19I kind of did some vampire type of posing with him.
21:23A little bit of, like, striptease in the photo shoot, too.
21:30Okay.
21:34I got to play with some blood.
21:36If anyone's worried, the blood is as fake as a bored wife's orgasm.
21:42Obviously in anything dark and gothy and anything striptease,
21:45so it felt very like, okay, this is something I can do.
21:48This is something easy that I'll have a good time with,
21:50and I definitely did.
21:51All right, that was great.
21:52You were a good sport.
21:53Thanks, yeah.
21:54How did you think it went?
21:55It was messy.
21:57I'm going to be your guest photographer today.
21:59How are you? I'm very good.
22:01So excited to shoot with Charles Moriarty.
22:03He had shot Amy Winehouse, and now he will shoot with Coco King.
22:12Kiss my ass.
22:15Straight off the bat, I've got Matt kissing my ass, kissing my boot.
22:20I'm giving full Queen Dom Spider Witch energy,
22:25and it's exactly who I am.
22:30Baby, Charles is hot, honey, and I know this is a photo shoot,
22:33but I can't keep my eyes off him.
22:37What are you pulling out of there, Matt?
22:38What are you putting in?
22:39Exactly.
22:43I was trying to keep my cool,
22:45but I had to put a little something up in Charles' ear
22:48to see if he was interested.
22:50Nice shot.
22:51Thank you, fantasia.
22:55Do you like tea, girls?
22:58Fannie.
22:59What?
23:00We're trying to have a photo shoot right now.
23:01It's not all about your bussy.
23:04Are you being for real right now?
23:07Do you think he crashed a kid's birthday party to get that makeup done?
23:10Well, excuse me.
23:11I didn't know it was a crime to talk to the photographer.
23:16Okay, Matt. That's what's up.
23:18I'll sit my tits down. We'll talk about this later.
23:23If Matt had a problem with me,
23:24there was a much better way he could have dealt with it.
23:28Beautiful.
23:29Thank you so much. That was really fun.
23:31Yeah, that was great.
23:32Oh, my God. Thank you. You were great.
23:34Fannie, how do you feel about this?
23:36I love her costume.
23:37Oh, yeah. You look great.
23:38Thank you. I like your outfit, too.
23:40Afterwards, I was on such a high.
23:42This is definitely something that I think I've done well in.
23:47Solid night
23:52Holy night
23:56All is calm
24:01All is bright
24:05Sleep in heavenly peace
24:17Now we're ready.
24:21Christmas is actually my favorite time of the year.
24:23It's a time where you can just come together
24:25and celebrate your family and friends
24:27and listen to all kind of good Christmas music.
24:29Merry XXXmas.
24:34Hi, I'm Charles, your guest photographer today.
24:36How are you?
24:37I'm good, thank you. How are you?
24:38Not too bad. Are you ready to go?
24:39Do you have some ideas?
24:40Yes, I do.
24:41I'm here dressed as the Virgin Mary
24:43because obviously I'm a virgin.
24:46So I'm thinking maybe do like some dummy vibes.
24:48Okay.
24:49So I'm going to like get on the floor,
24:50maybe like put your hand under my chin.
24:51Okay.
24:52Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
24:55Oh, what a time to have some fun
24:57Riding on a sleigh
24:58Beautiful.
24:59Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
25:01I feel like we had good chemistry together.
25:03Had a little slutty moment on the floor together.
25:06It was very hot.
25:07It was like a little boudoir,
25:08like slutty little hit up moment.
25:10It was cute.
25:11I thought that was hot, honey.
25:12You know I love to get slutty, honey.
25:14It was really fucking hot.
25:15That is so sweet of you, man.
25:16Yeah.
25:17Oh my gosh.
25:19How are you doing?
25:20I'm good.
25:21You ready to do some Christmas?
25:22Yeah.
25:23First I want us to like mirror each other.
25:25So both of us back.
25:26Okay.
25:27Eyes up, look over.
25:29I'll be like.
25:31There you go, the head.
25:32We're two dons with our gingerbread subs
25:35and we're going to eat the Christmas cookies,
25:38give that energy.
25:41Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
25:44Jingle all the way
25:50Jingle all the way
25:51Oh, my ass on fire.
25:52Oh, no.
25:54Oh my God.
25:57Bitch.
25:58Fanny's asshole is on fire.
25:59Okay, my ass is freezing.
26:01Okay, okay, okay.
26:03God damn.
26:04Oh, back to the photo shoot, bitch.
26:06That's hot.
26:07Come out from the fire a little bit.
26:09Bitch, my ass on fire.
26:11Fucking Christmas, mate.
26:13But it was okay.
26:15I'm a model.
26:17Maybe I'll pull it out.
26:19How are you feeling, baby?
26:20I'm feeling good.
26:21It was so fun to work with you.
26:23What do you think, Matt?
26:25You guys are making me crave red velvet cake right now.
26:32What do you want to do today?
26:33Well, in Los Angeles, I'm the village cum dump.
26:35So I'm doing the Christmas village cum dump.
26:38So you're going to be putting this on my ass
26:40and like setting it up.
26:41Christmas village cum dump.
26:44I think I can handle this.
26:46So like right on the butt cheeks,
26:47like you're setting it up.
26:49Oh my goodness.
26:50And I'll try.
26:51Pour some glitter on there.
26:52I thought, where can I put these little things?
26:54I'll just put them on my ass.
26:56Oh my goodness.
26:58What I didn't take into account was
27:00how fucking hard this was going to be.
27:02It's raining.
27:03Oh my God, it's snowing glitter.
27:06Once it started, it was fucking chaos.
27:08I feel like I just watched
27:09a family friendly Christmas special.
27:13A family role play Christmas special.
27:14Yes.
27:16You ready to go today?
27:17Every time I look at you, I'm just like,
27:18oh my God, goddess.
27:19So I want you to be the dominant one
27:20and me to be like quite submissive.
27:22A lot of the time I am a dom,
27:24but being around Fanny, I just go full subspace.
27:28You kind of like feeding me like cookies
27:29and like pouring milk all over my mouth.
27:31Perfect, let's go.
27:32Let's do it.
27:33You ready for your cookies?
27:35Sprinkle.
27:36Sprinkle.
27:37Freya's about to get gingerbread.
27:39I was just like in submission to her.
27:41Like, that was amazing.
27:45Beautiful.
27:47And when we snapped out of it,
27:48I was like suddenly back to reality
27:49and it was just like, yeah, that was amazing.
27:52It was really fun.
27:53How do you feel, baby?
27:54How do you feel about that?
27:55Used and abused.
27:56I thought that was really hot.
27:59I was wrong.
28:00I don't want red velvet.
28:01I want some milk and cookies now.
28:02Yes.
28:03Anytime.
28:06Wow, Matt, what an amazing shoot.
28:08I thought that was fire.
28:09We have so much to go over.
28:12Oh my gosh.
28:13I thought all of the slags were wonderful.
28:15What about you?
28:16Oh, totally.
28:17Oh my God.
28:18It was really fun to watch you
28:19take all these photos with everyone.
28:21Yeah, I'm glad that you watched,
28:22but you and I, I have a bone to pick with you.
28:26I am so proud of the slags,
28:28but Matt, we have something to talk about.
28:37I was good enough before,
28:39good enough to call,
28:41good enough to live the life
28:43you wanted to explore.
28:46So, how did it go?
28:49It is deliberation time.
28:50It's time to round up Matt and Fanny,
28:52get in my bedroom,
28:53and deliberate over the slags.
28:55I'm pretty excited to see these photos
28:57because when I think of a pin-up shoot,
28:59I think Marilyn Monroe,
29:01Dita Fontis.
29:02I think it's all in the eyes.
29:04Sometimes it's all in the outfit.
29:05Sometimes it's all in the butt.
29:06Sure is.
29:07It's all in the butt.
29:09All in your butt.
29:10I'm going to be looking at everything.
29:12I'm going to be looking at their poses,
29:13their connection.
29:14I'm not going to be playing nice.
29:16This is the first one.
29:17Bryson?
29:18Do you think that he's going for a devil or a ram?
29:20I know.
29:21I can't work it out.
29:22Yeah, that's a good bloody point.
29:24I think it's like a ram.
29:25Yeah.
29:26For me, the eyes are drawing me in.
29:29It's like you're looking seductive,
29:31and then he's looking like,
29:33bitch, I'll kill you.
29:34Yeah, exactly.
29:35Very nice.
29:36He's going to ram me.
29:37Oscar?
29:38Okay, you know what I'm going to say,
29:40don't you, Matt?
29:41The watch.
29:42Oh.
29:43Straight away, the fucking watch on.
29:45It just hits me in the face.
29:46I can tell he's a true model,
29:48but took me right out of it.
29:50And what's that on the nose?
29:51Oh, my makeup.
29:52Matt!
29:53We got it a little face-to-face.
29:55Not my favorite.
29:56No, and the watch is problematic for me.
29:58I'm all about accessories,
30:00but this did not look part of the shoot.
30:02I'm afraid this looked like an error to me,
30:04a staringly bad one.
30:06Damien.
30:08Okay, hit me with the top.
30:09Oh!
30:10My brows!
30:11Oh, oh, oh.
30:12My brows.
30:13Well, wow.
30:14Damien might be my most detailed slack.
30:16I can't believe that I'm about to say this,
30:18but I believe this photo is pretty flawless.
30:20I don't really see anything that's wrong with it to me.
30:23It's literally, like, dead spot on.
30:25Okay, okay.
30:26Mm.
30:27I do like this one.
30:28There's not a lot showing, though.
30:30I don't know.
30:31Her leg is in front of your face for a start.
30:34I can tell she's enjoying herself.
30:36I love the background.
30:38I'll tell you what else.
30:39Can we scoop up and have a look at your arch?
30:41Oh, yeah.
30:42Hello.
30:43Hello, Matt.
30:44Do you know what?
30:45I just make it feel, like, connected.
30:47Do you know what I mean?
30:48Yeah, that's what I'm feeling, too.
30:49Like I said, I love her outfit, love her face.
30:51You really can't tell that you're licking her leg,
30:53so that kind of throws it off.
30:54You look like you're just smelling her leg almost.
30:56Yeah.
30:57But that's not necessarily her fault, either, in the photo.
30:59No, true.
31:00Yeah.
31:01You're all to blame.
31:02Overall, I would honestly have to say 7.5.
31:06Oh, you're being the nice one this round.
31:09Oh, come on.
31:10Wow.
31:11What are you getting?
31:12What are you getting?
31:13A five.
31:14Cocoa honey.
31:15Step it up.
31:16You are savage.
31:17If you had enough of that tea, what have I done to you?
31:20Shouldn't I send you to Mistress Moore in a minute?
31:22You've been drinking my tea all day.
31:24It's a mama-mamba.
31:25I fucking love this.
31:26This is absolutely my favorite to watch.
31:28It was beautiful.
31:29It was arousing.
31:30I love this.
31:31I just dig her style, and I feel like she
31:33carried herself very well.
31:34Did you like her grabbing your tits?
31:36I did.
31:37That was so good.
31:39Sabrina.
31:41I'm sorry, but this does not feel like Christmas.
31:43It does.
31:44This feels like Halloween.
31:45I was like, got the memo.
31:46Halloween.
31:47Straight Halloween.
31:48This looks like Halloween.
31:49Yeah.
31:50It also doesn't look like pinup.
31:52It looks like a really delicious cookie commercial.
31:55It's giving very devil in disguise.
31:57I want that cookie.
31:58Hi, slugs.
31:59We're just going to ruin your lives.
32:01We really just dug Steven's, y'all.
32:05JV.
32:07What was he doing?
32:09What is this?
32:10I don't, like, what's that on his ass?
32:12You've got all this stuff on your hands.
32:13I was going up and down his back.
32:15He's demanding too much of his model.
32:17I was milking him.
32:19There's no outfit here, is there?
32:21With pinup, it is a lot about the outfit as well.
32:24This is a bit more porn than pinup, to be honest.
32:26I'm honestly going to give this one 6.5.
32:30Fanny, how big was it?
32:316.5?
32:32I see what you did there.
32:34Freya.
32:35Wow.
32:37Wow.
32:38Freya.
32:39This is art.
32:40This is erotic.
32:42I love we're seeing the full outfit.
32:44We've got your full face.
32:45We've got the pouring of milk.
32:46Yeah, this is really nice.
32:48This is really nice.
32:49Freya, you know, she was really nervous last night.
32:51But I'm really starting to see her in her element.
32:54Was that great fun?
32:55Was that great fun?
32:56Oh, my gosh.
32:57I had a good time interacting with the slags.
32:59It was fun.
33:00I did feel a little bit like Fanny was acting up.
33:04Acting a little bit of a fool.
33:06Trying to get her dick wet with Charles.
33:08There was a way that you say things to people,
33:10and you didn't have to talk to me like that.
33:12I mean, listen, I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
33:14I'm just trying to keep this train on the tracks, baby.
33:16All of us like to get our dick wet.
33:17But there is a time and a place.
33:19Right, but there's a certain way you say things
33:21to people that you love.
33:22How do you think I was supposed to say that?
33:24Fanny, this is not the time, baby.
33:27Let's do that later.
33:28Matt, I can't believe he cock-blocked Fanny.
33:30That is fucking outrageous.
33:33Let's get serious.
33:34Man, Fanny, I do not have time for these horny little tiffs.
33:37We have a point system tonight.
33:39We've got to go and get ready.
33:40And we have got slags to go judge.
33:43Do we have a winner?
33:44I know nobody's going home, but I'm feeling nervous.
34:08You never know.
34:09There's always something that Rebecca might see.
34:11So I am still pretty nervous.
34:14We are at the very first golden lip ceremony
34:24of Slag Wars Season 2.
34:27What a great day, slags.
34:29Now, I did promise you all that no one was going
34:33to be eliminated on this show.
34:37I can't deal with this.
34:38I can't deal with no more twists and turns than what it is.
34:43Oh, wow.
34:44Another twist.
34:45I can't handle another twist.
34:48That is true.
34:49So let's proceed.
34:51These golden lip ceremonies are going to work a little bit
34:54different this season.
34:55No one's getting eliminated.
34:57I'm just assigning points.
34:59Slag JV, there is a fine line between porn and pin-up.
35:04And you definitely crossed that line.
35:06Your golden lips are worth 12 points.
35:11You know, if I start out episode 2 a bit too pornographic
35:15for the Cock Destroyers, I think I've got nowhere to go.
35:20Braxton, I wasn't sure whether your horns were upside down.
35:23It was either a ram or a devil.
35:25Loved how you were looking in the shot that I saw.
35:27You were looking directly at the camera.
35:29That's fantastic.
35:30Your lips are worth 18.
35:33Well done.
35:35The critique from Rebecca, I thought she was spot on.
35:37So tomorrow's a new day, and I'm going to lift my game up.
35:40Oscar, you are a model.
35:43I am surprised that you had a watch on in your shoot.
35:47My fucking watch.
35:49I'm so frustrated.
35:51I didn't know whether I was looking at a Halloween show
35:54or an advert for a watch.
35:56The devil's in the details.
35:58Your lips tonight are worth 16.
36:02It's OK.
36:03I know that I would have kind of been judged a bit harsher,
36:06like it is my job.
36:07So, you know, I fucked up.
36:09It happens.
36:10Coco, your outfit is absolutely fantastic.
36:14I know you did very well,
36:15but Matt's face was behind your boo, et cetera.
36:18And remember, you are the director of your own shoot.
36:20As a cock destroyer on a shoot,
36:22you need to be in charge of your own stuff.
36:24So, well done.
36:25Your lips tonight are worth 19.
36:27I looked good.
36:28The outfit was good.
36:29I got the brief.
36:30I knew what I was doing.
36:31You couldn't see Matt's face.
36:33I understand.
36:34Virgin Mary, very creative, very original.
36:37Absolutely love the way that you and Fanny look together.
36:41It looked fabulous.
36:43Your lips tonight are worth 22.
36:46My lucky number!
36:47Yeah!
36:48I scored 22 points, which is actually my lucky number.
36:52Damien, pin-up, you got it.
36:54I want to see a bit more slag.
36:57We're not cock polishers, we're cock destroyers, OK?
37:00So I want to see you roughing it up a bit more, OK?
37:03I'm ready.
37:04Coming out of your comfort zone.
37:06But this was an excellent shot.
37:08It was really fantastic.
37:09And your lips are worth 20.
37:13It was clear that I was really in my element
37:15and that I did a great job,
37:17and that felt very nice and very validating.
37:19But if I'm going to get 30, I'm going to get 30.
37:23Sabrina!
37:24Actually, when I saw the picture,
37:25I wasn't sure if it was Christmas or Halloween.
37:27I just was not sure.
37:29But your lips are worth 17.
37:31Well done.
37:32Tomorrow I'm going to fuck it up.
37:33I don't care what it is.
37:34I will do better.
37:36Freya!
37:37Hot, hot, hot.
37:39As soon as this picture came onto the screen, I loved it.
37:43You are the highest scoring lips with 25.
37:48Woo!
37:50Oh, my God.
37:51Like, I can't believe it.
37:53I thought, is there a mistake?
37:55Woo!
37:57No, smash them!
37:58I'm just kidding.
38:00Now, if some of you had some negative feedback
38:02that you're not very happy with, don't worry.
38:04You're here to learn, and I'm here to be your mentor.
38:07Now, if you're on the other side of that
38:09and you had nothing but positive,
38:10don't let that go to your head and get really cocky, OK?
38:13That being said, until tomorrow morning,
38:15go de-spunk the world!
38:17Woo!
38:20Congratulations.
38:21Oh, I'm so cold.
38:22Everyone take a hug.
38:26I actually came second in a photo shoot challenge,
38:28and to be honest, I'm happy with that.
38:30I'm going to take more control next time.
38:32I'm listening to those notes.
38:33Because I'm going to show Rebecca Moore
38:35that Sabrina is a motherfucking cock destroyer.
38:38I definitely think I should have got more points for that.
38:41It's OK, I'm going to take control.
38:42Tonight, I'm going to get my beauty sleep.
38:44Tomorrow, it's over for you bitches.
38:47After our first full golden lip ceremony,
38:51here's how the points stand.
39:03.