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00:30Burp. Bap. Bap. Burp. Bap. Bap.
00:36Hey, Toro. What do you want to do today?
00:40I don't know.
00:41Hey, I know. Maybe you want to play leapfrog, huh?
00:46Dah!
00:48You don't want to play that? Okay.
00:52Hey, I know. How about chasing dragonflies? You like that?
00:57Dah!
00:59Nah, you wouldn't want to do that.
01:02Hey, you wouldn't want to catch grasshoppers? Nah, that would be stupid.
01:08Grasshoppers? Show me where is this grasshoppers.
01:13Si, El Toro. I gonna lead the way.
01:17I will lead the way.
01:19But that's what I meant. Si, El Toro, you lead the way.
01:23Get out of my way.
01:27Move it.
01:30Buenas dias, senor. What kind of grasshopper are you?
01:34I'm a Texas grasshopper and I come to have some Mexican chow.
01:40Bap. Bap. Bap. Bap. Bap.
01:46Hey, grasshopper.
01:47Jump into a hose of that if that ain't a jump into a hose of that.
01:54Hey, little grasshopper. Don't run away. I want to be your friend.
01:59Hey, grasshopper. I want to be your friend, too.
02:04But friends like this who needs enemies?
02:10Hey, why don't you look out where you're going?
02:16Hey, he's in there eating. I will go in and catch him for you, El Toro.
02:21I will catch him for myself.
02:25Hey, gringo grasshopper. Now you deal with me, El Toro.
02:30Look, mister. I'm eating, so don't bother me.
02:34Listen to him. He don't know who I am.
02:38Now I teach you respect for the greatest bullfrog in all Mexico.
02:43Mister, if I want any of your lip, I'll just grab me some like this and let you have it like that.
02:56Happy?
02:57Not happy.
03:00I'm going to feed that grasshopper good.
03:04You told him, El Toro. Talk to him.
03:08Oh, you back again, mister? Looks like you gotta learn the hard way.
03:15Look, the little stupid grasshopper is going to kick me.
03:22Here, kick me. Go on, kick me.
03:28What happened?
03:30A burro. He's got a burro in there.
03:34There's no burro in there. Just a little grasshopper. I go get him for you.
03:40No, El Toro get him.
03:44Oh, the grasshopper is really asking for it.
03:47Back for some more, eh, fatso?
03:50Hey, who you calling fatso? You're going to be sorry you said that.
03:54You got a big mouth, mister. I got a mind to slap it off your face.
03:59Well, I like to see you do it.
04:09Here's your big mouth, Toro. I think it's not broken. Happy?
04:14Not happy.
04:15You think I got it upside down? Now you're not happy.
04:22Kimbrio 2-1, El Toro.
04:25You again, huh?
04:31You like it, huh?
04:37I can keep this up as long as you can.
04:52Hey, El Toro, you all right? You not gonna catch the grasshopper?
04:58Grasshopper? No. No more. I don't want a grasshopper. I gotta hide where he don't find me.
05:05You, El Toro, is scared of a little grasshopper?
05:11I sure that grasshopper, he can push us around.
05:15I wonder what these things are. They look ripe.
05:19Guess I'll have one for dessert.
05:29Okay, grasshopper. You gonna get it.
05:32Help. Help. Help. Help. Help.
05:38I remember you. You don't come back.
05:41You know that Pancho, he's a very brave fellow. I really likes him.
05:46He's my hero.
05:49Hey, Pancho, you want to catch flies, huh?
05:54No. You wouldn't want to do that.
06:00Hey, Pancho, maybe you like to play leapfrog?
06:16You want to play leapfrog?
06:18No.
06:20You want to play leapfrog?
06:22No.
06:24You want to play leapfrog?
06:26No.
06:28You want to play leapfrog?
06:30No.
06:32You want to play leapfrog?
06:34No.
06:36You want to play leapfrog?
06:38No.
06:40You want to play leapfrog?
06:42No.