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00:00Well, I can't wait to get stuck in.
00:04Can I ask, who are you?
00:08Neil Grayling. I'm the new Governing Governor.
00:11We both know I never killed O'Kane.
00:13Oh. And who did, then?
00:15You're a little tart, Purvis.
00:18This is confidential, just between us and the water cylinder.
00:22What's your view on your wing, Governor?
00:24You'll be guilty to manslaughter and 15 years might become five.
00:30Don't you want some time to yourself?
00:32No.
00:33Knickers don't interest me, Maxie.
00:36It's what goes inside them that takes my fancy.
00:39Let's see if you're lit.
00:47Do you have anyone lined up to replace me?
00:50Well, I haven't made a final decision, but yes, I have someone in mind.
01:21Oh!
01:23Damn it!
01:25Let me.
01:27Yeah. Dye, you're making it worse.
01:30Thank you. Thank you.
01:32Well, I did offer to make you breakfast at home.
01:34Well, we were late enough anyway, weren't we?
01:36And we know whose fault that was, don't we?
01:39That is no way to treat your future wife.
01:42You what? You're kidding me, right?
01:45You two don't waste much time, do you?
01:47Gone and booked the register office, haven't you?
01:49Can't get out of it now, can I?
01:57You've been buying those pinstripes wholesale, Jim?
02:03Drop the snide comments, will you?
02:05It's not my fault I got the job.
02:07Of course not. Nothing to do with you.
02:09Morning, Governor.
02:11Karen.
02:12Right, folks, Neil wants a word.
02:15This won't take long.
02:17I'd like to acknowledge your efforts over the last few weeks.
02:20We've all had to adjust and I've been gratified by the support you've shown Mr Fanner.
02:24Hear, hear.
02:25G-Wing's finally settling down and the new Larkhall's taking shape.
02:29You'll be pleased to hear that the new airlock is nearing completion.
02:33So, keep up the good work and this is a treat from me for your tea break.
02:38Thanks, Neil.
02:41Nice to know you're appreciated for once.
02:44Makes a change.
02:46Right, let's get on with it.
02:48I'm bringing Atkins back from the block today.
02:51I think a month's long enough.
02:53A month's lenient.
02:55All the lies she told about O'Kane, wasting police time.
02:59A manslaughter, my eye.
03:02I don't know what you're talking about.
03:04I don't know what you're talking about.
03:06I don't know what you're talking about.
03:08Manslaughter, my eye.
03:10It was murder, plain and simple.
03:13Yep, I think we're going to be looking after Atkins for a very long time.
03:17Now, we've got canteen today.
03:19Barry, Mark, you'll be supervising movement.
03:22Di, Sue, Bob, locks, bolts and bars. That's about it.
03:26Um...
03:28This isn't work-related.
03:30Well, it is in a way.
03:34You're all invited to attend a wedding three weeks on Thursday.
03:38Well, who's getting married?
03:40I am.
03:42Who to?
03:44Oh, Prince Harry.
03:47Who do you think?
03:55Come on, Atkins, you're going back on the wing.
04:04Hurry up. Get dressed.
04:07You and me have got something in common.
04:11I heard that Fenner digged you over and all.
04:14Except you didn't see it coming.
04:18DOOR CREAKS
04:31All right, mate?
04:33Good to have you back.
04:35Listen, we don't care what you had to fess up to. We know you didn't do it.
04:42Look what the screw dragged in.
04:44Keep moving, Purvis. Finally put your murdering hands up, did you?
04:49Purvis!
04:51You killed our friend, miss.
04:55On you go, bitch. Glad you know you're stuffed.
05:09How's business?
05:11Oh, I'm up against it, sir.
05:14It's a good job these showed us abroad.
05:17There's been a lot of flack from the girls.
05:19And I can't say my colleagues have gone out of their way to help.
05:22But I'll let the figures speak for themselves.
05:25So when can I see the paperwork?
05:27Well, I'm doing my best, but it's the antiquated ordering system.
05:31You know what it's like in this place. Time stood still.
05:35That's about to change.
05:37I must say, sir, you've made an excellent start with our new wing governor.
05:42There's an upgrade coming your way, too, Sylvia.
05:52Gosh!
05:54It's what Barry said.
05:56And is he getting a dye done?
05:59He says he's thinking about it.
06:03What happened there?
06:06Tattooist. Had to hold me down.
06:09Did they put your shoulder in a vice?
06:11It was agony.
06:13I was jumping out the chair.
06:16Well, I hope it's all worth it.
06:20Tattoos for life.
06:22And so's Barry.
06:25And you know that already? After only a month?
06:29What are you doing?
06:32Showing me her secret.
06:34Tattoo.
06:36She'll think you're as daft as I do, then.
06:43All right, well...
06:45Let's get these upstairs.
06:48Or I forget.
06:55I understand congratulations are in order?
06:58Yeah.
07:01Must have been love at first sight, then.
07:05You going to clear these mugs up?
07:11You lot think she's a soft touch, don't you?
07:13Miss Barker?
07:15You won't.
07:17When she's Mrs Pearce.
07:24What's this rubbish?
07:25Shampoo.
07:27For blonde or highlighted hair.
07:29Do I look blonde, miss?
07:31Shampoo, shampoo.
07:33Now move.
07:34You heard.
07:35Move your arse.
07:37Evil cat.
07:38Mrs Hollombie?
07:39Yes?
07:40There's a package from Area.
07:41There's a bloke here with a big one for you, miss.
07:43Where do you want it?
07:44I can tell you where to shove it.
07:46Quiet!
07:48What is it?
07:49I've ordered nothing from Area.
07:51It's a computer.
07:52Computer?
07:55What the fig am I supposed to do with that?
08:00Come on.
08:08Home sweet home, eh?
08:10Piss off, Fenner.
08:20You want to watch it, Atkins.
08:22You're talking to the wing governor.
08:25Been kissing arse again, have we?
08:27Well, you shoved your bets up the hard way, didn't you?
08:31You dried up old tarp.
08:33You think you can get away with murder?
08:37Well, your life's going to be a bloody misery from now on.
08:40I'm going to make sure of it.
08:43I'm over this.
08:45Here.
08:46Do these and all.
08:48I ain't doing yours.
08:51Oh, no.
09:01I'm sorry.
09:03I'm sorry.
09:05I'm sorry.
09:07I'm sorry.
09:09I'm sorry.
09:12What happened?
09:14Ask her.
09:17Well?
09:19She was only having a laugh.
09:21Weren't she, Crystal?
09:23She's having a baby, for Christ's sake.
09:26I was a bit daft, sir. Can't help it.
09:29Got her hormones mixed up, innit?
09:31You've got too much to say for yourself, Purvis.
09:33Problem?
09:34Yeah. These two.
09:36Back to work? Both of you?
09:38That means you, Purvis.
09:40She's got an attitude, that one.
09:42Thinks she's running the place.
09:44Maybe we need to remind her who's boss.
09:47Purvis, my office. Now.
09:53Purvis!
09:55You heard.
10:04La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
10:07La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
10:10Oh, he popped it!
10:12On bended knee.
10:13Oh, you'd better get him up the aisle quick, Miss.
10:15In case he changes his mind.
10:17It's already booked.
10:18Well, what are you doing about a dress, then, Miss?
10:20Well, it's only at Streatham Registry Office, so nothing fancy.
10:23Oh, you've got to dial up, Miss.
10:25Get him all juiced up for the honeymoon.
10:26Honeymoon, yeah.
10:27Well, I did buy some bridal magazines,
10:29but I don't know where to get started.
10:31You bring them magazines in, Miss.
10:33We'll point you where.
10:34Oh, would you?
10:35You know we love a bride, Miss.
10:37Thanks, Julies.
10:42Well, at least she's copped a bloke of her own this time, eh?
10:45Doesn't mean to say he's the right one.
10:47Thought you liked weddings, Babs?
10:49She ought to. She's had enough of them.
11:06Hi, what's the hurry?
11:08I've got a prison wing to run.
11:12And you turn me on.
11:18Course I do.
11:19You and me's got a good thing going.
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Just so long as you know who's calling the shots.
11:25No favours.
11:28After the favour I'd done you.
11:31After the favour I'd done you.
11:37What favour?
11:39The old bag in the bath.
11:43Ken Al?
11:45Who let the air out?
11:49You saying you did me a favour with O'Kane?
11:51Don't have to put on an act with me.
11:56You don't think Atkins topped her, do you?
12:01As far as I'm concerned, she's pled guilty.
12:03To manslaughter, at least.
12:05The police have still got the right person.
12:07Let's get back to where we were, then.
12:09No, it's too risky.
12:10Thought you liked it like that.
12:12It's you who's at risk. Till Atkins goes down for good.
12:15Atkins? Who's she?
12:17A gangster's mole who had her old man shot in the head, that's who.
12:20The old bag's shrivelled your nuts.
12:23You'd better do what I tell you.
12:26Out.
12:29Your loss.
12:34Let's call Purvis back to the wing.
12:43Oh, shit.
12:49Mouse.
12:53The mouse.
12:56Graphical user interface.
12:59Point and click.
13:08Are you two making friends?
13:10Oh, yes. We've definitely clicked.
13:21Not too heavy.
13:23Mr Pearce doesn't like a tarty look.
13:25He just doesn't like women.
13:27Well, we know you don't like men.
13:29You don't know what you're missing, Chas.
13:34Not like that.
13:37I mean...
13:40the way a gentleman treats a lady.
13:43Like the other night, he cooked us tea from scratch.
13:47He even made his own banoffee pie.
13:49I said he could have mine,
13:51cos with the wedding coming up, I wanted to stay as trim as I can.
13:55He said I'm perfect as I am.
13:58Aw!
14:02Haven't you got any mates of your own, miss?
14:05It's just her banging on about her crappy weddings doing my head in.
14:08Well, why don't you naff off?
14:10Why are you marrying Pearce, anyhow?
14:13He's dogshit.
14:15He dug his claws into my arm, didn't he?
14:17I had marks there for days.
14:19I thought I told you.
14:21I'm going for a throw-up.
14:24Come on, then, miss. Pack her up.
14:26This is pink petal.
14:43Pick'em, dick'em, can get'em.
14:47How'd you like to go on in, Aunt Stel?
14:49Wasn't that good?
14:51That shit Fenner thinks he can prick me about.
14:54I'll show him, prick.
14:56It's just a bit of help with make-up and things.
15:02I just don't like the prisoners knowing about our personal lives.
15:05Oh, but it's the Julies.
15:07They're girls.
15:09Girls love a wedding.
15:14No, you're right.
15:16I got carried away.
15:19It's just when you're as happy as this, you want to tell the world.
15:23Well, just tone it down a bit, OK?
15:29Did you call your mum?
15:31No.
15:32Why not? You said you would.
15:35Don't worry. She'll like me.
15:38I'm not worried about her liking you.
15:41What, you think I won't like her?
15:43It's just...
15:47She can be hard work, that's all.
15:53I bet she's a sucker for good looks and charm.
15:58Just like her daughter.
16:00All right?
16:03OK.
16:05We'll go and see her next week.
16:07That's my girl.
16:17Tosser.
16:18Oi! I put in a request to see you last week.
16:20You avoiding me or what?
16:22I've been busy.
16:23Yeah, well, me and Al, we want to go up unannounced.
16:25Do you? We're going to have to wait.
16:27Wait?
16:28Jesus, you're really starting to get on my tit.
16:31I'll consider your request along with the others, Purvis.
16:34You're not entitled to special treatment.
16:38That ain't what you say to me in private.
16:40It's what you say to me in private.
16:43That ain't what you say to me in private.
16:50Who's she?
16:52Maxie Purvis.
16:54Well, I don't like her tone.
16:58Well, it's life in a women's nixer.
17:00Best things to turn a deaf ear.
17:13What do you want?
17:15Well, we can't make the place look nice with you sat here.
17:19No offence, girls, but sort of.
17:23We're worried about you.
17:25We've never seen you look so down.
17:27Well, what do you expect?
17:29Well, we ain't going to leave you stuck here on your own.
17:31You've done enough of that down the block.
17:33The block, yeah.
17:37Got a stack of letters here from Lauren.
17:39Begging me to do something.
17:41Like I can snap me fingers and the charge will be dropped.
17:48I don't even want her to come and visit.
17:52Only makes it worse.
17:54Oh, mate.
17:56Yeah.
17:58You have a good cry.
18:03We're going to start getting things sorted.
18:05Yeah.
18:07I'm screwed.
18:09Even if they do accept the manslaughter plea,
18:11I could be looking at another ten years.
18:14Well, listen, right?
18:16What have you been thinking?
18:20I've warned him what Mum's like,
18:22but he has to do things the right way.
18:28He's bought up this huge bouquet of flowers.
18:30Die.
18:32Just don't get angry if she don't say thanks.
18:34Tell me what to do already.
18:36Come on, let's get back to it.
18:41Here, see you.
18:45Button it, will you?
18:47What are you staring at, hun?
18:51Yeah, I still can't believe those two.
18:53They've known each other a month and they're getting hitched.
18:56Weren't you and Gina about to tie the knot?
18:59I finished it.
19:01I'm sorry, Mark.
19:03I didn't know.
19:05Well, after what happened...
19:07with the baby...
19:09it all went wrong.
19:13She's putting for a transfer to a men's prison.
19:16She won't be coming back here, whatever.
19:20Something to be said for not rushing things.
19:23Yeah.
19:26Something to be said for not rushing things.
19:33What about you and Jim?
19:35Apart from this place, we haven't seen each other for weeks.
19:43Well, if you're ever at a...
19:45a loose end, you know...
19:47I guess I am too.
19:50What you said about Mr Pierce.
19:52What?
19:53Your arm, that he hurt you.
19:55What's it to you?
19:56Well, why didn't you make a complaint?
19:58What's the point?
19:59Well, it might stop him doing it again.
20:01Bastards like Pierce don't stop.
20:03Not ever.
20:05They're cowards and they know it and they hate it.
20:08And the only thing that makes them feel better
20:10is kicking the crap out of some girl.
20:12Chas...
20:14if you are right about Mr Pierce...
20:17I am right.
20:19...then Miss Barker could be making a dreadful mistake.
20:24The truth is, I saw a massive bruise on her shoulder.
20:29Sad cow.
20:32How do you spell innocent?
20:34No, don't matter.
20:36If I could band cigarettes all together, I would.
20:39You'd have a riot on your hands, sir.
20:41That's the smoker door.
20:43I'm not a smoker.
20:45I'm a smoker.
20:47I'm a smoker.
20:49I'm a smoker.
20:51I'm a smoker.
20:53I'm a smoker.
20:55I'm a smoker.
20:57I'm a smoker.
20:59You'd have a riot on your hands, sir.
21:01That's the smoker talking.
21:02When I was married, I smoked 40 a day.
21:04If I can kick it, my officers can, especially on duty.
21:09What the hell?
21:12Is no-one supervising this wing?
21:18What bastard's done that?
21:21That there is slander. I want whoever done it strung up.
21:24That's enough, Purvis. You'll be up on a charge.
21:26For what? I ain't done nothing.
21:28I'll deal with this, sir. Don't want to hold you up.
21:31I've got your measure, Ms Purvis.
21:38You're behind this.
21:40I don't ask for favours, Fenner.
21:42Don't like owing people.
21:44Gets messy.
21:47All right, get off and get your lunch. Go on.
21:50Same goes for the rest of you. Go on.
21:59You better not let that bitch get away with it, writing them lies.
22:03What lies?
22:05What's on these walls happens to be bloody true.
22:08Says who? I don't need her spreading rumours.
22:11It'll bollock things up for me on the wing, won't it?
22:14Listen, love, I've already told you there's nothing I can do.
22:17There is. Put Al and me on enhanced.
22:20That'll show that you don't believe a word of it.
22:22Don't you bark orders at me, you little...
22:25Don't you bark orders at me, you wee little bitch.
22:29You just got this job.
22:31You don't want to be the first wing governor
22:33to end up on the other side of the bars, do you?
22:51All right, team. Do you want to bring your train here with us?
22:54Is it true what they wrote?
23:02You have to ask.
23:04Is it true?
23:06Do you hear that?
23:08Me own sister thinks I'm a murderer.
23:11You'd better watch your mouth.
23:13Is it true?
23:18Atkins done it. Fenner heard her, remember?
23:21Yeah.
23:25I forgot about that.
23:29Anything else you want to accuse me of?
23:32No.
23:35I'm sorry.
23:40I don't like it, Maxie.
23:42Fork up again to point the finger at us.
23:44Don't worry. We've got friends in high places.
23:47Me?
23:49Matron of honour?
23:51Well, I don't know.
23:53A fortnight Thursday?
23:56Well, what about an outfit?
23:58Well, it's nothing fancy. A smart skirt and top will do.
24:01Well, my hair won't do by then.
24:03I'd have to move my appointment.
24:07All right. Anything to help a friend in need?
24:10Thanks, Sylvia.
24:12I won't ask you to make a speech at the reception.
24:17Well, it's all ever so sudden, die.
24:20It's a sudden die?
24:22Am I to draw the obvious conclusion?
24:27We're in love.
24:34There's a bun in that oven. Mark my words.
24:36Wouldn't be surprised.
24:38Well, I suppose she'd better start baking while it's still switched on.
24:41Have you got a minute, Syl?
24:43Oh, I am rather pressed. This is an assignment for Mr Grayling.
24:46Ah, right.
24:48Only I'm working out some moves on G-Wing.
24:51Putting Atkins back on basic for starters.
24:53Good.
24:55Any recommendations for a move up?
24:57No. Stale bread and swamp water for the lot of them.
25:00I'll have to shift someone onto Enhance to make room.
25:03Who's been the least annoying this week?
25:06Well, Maxie Purvis, I suppose.
25:09Purvis it is, then.
25:11And Mackenzie.
25:13I guess it'll help keeping them out of Atkins' way, eh?
25:15It'll do a nice bit of rubbing her nose in it.
25:18You're right there, Sylf. Thanks.
25:21What will we do without you, eh?
25:28What the heck?
25:40Vandalising prison property is a serious offence.
25:43Shame.
25:45Will either of you guys know who done it?
25:47No, we can't.
25:49Best mates.
25:55Here. I can see Miss Barker in that.
25:58Oh, I don't know.
26:00Well, not in Paige, but in Crane.
26:02Here, what do you think, Babs? A bit too much cleavage?
26:05I'm really not sure.
26:07I don't really think Miss Barker should be getting married at all.
26:10Eh?
26:12It's a bleeding miracle. She's got a bloke anyway.
26:14She better bag him quick.
26:16I don't understand why you two are so keen,
26:18unless you want to see her suffer.
26:20Eh?
26:21Get off.
26:22Oh, we know she's a screwball. We just want to see her happy.
26:24Happy.
26:25Like she is with him.
26:26Happy like nothing, yeah?
26:28But that's just it.
26:30She's too needy, clingy.
26:32No normal man wants that.
26:34No normal man wants that.
26:36Well, Mr Pierce seems normal enough for me.
26:38May I scoff his banoffee pie for him?
26:40And he likes her.
26:42You should hear the way she talks about him.
26:44She loves him, and he loves her.
26:46Well, I think Mr Pierce has got a nasty streak.
26:49And I think Miss Barker's either too scared or too stupid to admit it.
26:53You've seen a nasty streak, Jo.
26:57Well, not on him, Jo.
26:59That's enough slacking, Hunt.
27:01Time you made yourself useful.
27:04Oh!
27:14That's the beast there.
27:20But what do you want?
27:22Just a database?
27:26What's your accounts package?
27:33Here.
27:39Take whatever you can fiddle.
27:53Where did you get that?
27:55Bog off.
27:56You grubby little pervert.
27:58Me?
27:59You're the big perv, mister.
28:01And you tried that with Miss Barker.
28:03Right. Give us that here, I'll...
28:05Go on. Finish what you were going to say.
28:07Or you'll what? Beat me black and blue like you done to her?
28:11What the hell are you talking about?
28:13Us girls know all about you.
28:22If Miss Barker's brain was as big as a boat, she'd get rid of that wanker, Pierce.
28:25Say one more word.
28:26Do you mind? This is private.
28:28Jo, what are you going to do? Need a word?
28:30No!
28:31Go on, then. Show us.
28:39You're on report.
28:46Jesus.
28:48What are you doing?
28:51You saw.
28:52He ate me.
28:54Ed Kay's bastard.
28:57Right. That's you.
29:06She's all yours.
29:07Thanks.
29:11What?
29:13Oh, I don't know.
29:15How about the truth?
29:17All right.
29:19Your career's gone down the bog and your hair looks like crap, Miss.
29:22You expect me to believe Mr Pierce punched you in the face for no reason?
29:27Look at me.
29:29He said you did it yourself.
29:31He's lying. Bastard smacked me once.
29:35I'm not nutter, Miss.
29:37He is.
29:39Ask Barbara.
29:44Honestly, Barry, I have never seen Mum so taken with anyone.
29:48You're a real charmer, you are.
29:50You're a real charmer, you are.
29:52You know that, don't you?
29:57She even had a smile for me.
30:00Rare as hen's teeth, that, a smile for me.
30:10Try not to worry, Horne.
30:13Easy for you to say.
30:15Your job's not on the line.
30:17It won't come to that.
30:20What do you know about it?
30:22She won't get away with it, the lying little bitch. I'll see to that.
30:36You've taken my statement, Miss. I really don't have anything else to add.
30:41Not much of a statement, though, is it?
30:44You were in the room, but you didn't actually see Chas get hit.
30:47No.
30:49So, the truth is, you don't really know what happened.
30:52Well, it's obvious what happened.
30:54Two people were involved in an altercation and one of them was injured.
30:59Don't be clever, Barbara.
31:02Do you believe Mr Pierce actually punched Chas?
31:07He's certainly capable of it.
31:15He's like, pow!
31:17You should have seen his eyes. Bastard.
31:19And to think they was defending him.
31:21Girl, you was right about him all along, Babs.
31:24I'm not excited.
31:26Chas Wiley.
31:27You've seen this, Miss?
31:29She did that injury to herself.
31:31I thought I heard everything, man.
31:33Now the screws are saying we're going round assaulting ourselves?
31:36You. Stop this nonsense. Now.
31:40And you.
31:42I thought I could trust you to tell the truth.
31:44The facts speak for themselves.
31:46We know it hurts, Miss. He's your fella.
31:48You love him. Yeah.
31:49So we're thinking straight for you.
31:52Dump him.
31:53Just shut up.
31:55You are disgusting.
31:57Every one of you.
31:58Oh, for God's sake, woman, will you just wake up?
32:08Good.
32:10Shall Barra be well, please?
32:13Some cell changes on G-Wing.
32:15Can you see to them after the meeting?
32:21Purvis and Mackenzie on Enhanced?
32:24Problem?
32:26Are you kidding? Since when have they earned that?
32:28Well, we've got to punish Atkins for doing a runner.
32:30And I need bodies on the threes.
32:32Anyway, it's Sylvia's recommendation.
32:35Well, I'm sorry. Sylvia's had one too many cream cakes.
32:40Look, Jim, I'm not being difficult.
32:43I'd be unprofessional if I didn't give you my honest opinion.
32:47No.
32:49What's unprofessional is letting your antagonism towards me cloud your judgment.
32:53Excuse me? That's what's happening here, isn't it?
32:56Let's be honest for once.
33:00I can't agree to put Purvis or Mackenzie on Enhanced.
33:04Fine. Get someone else to do it.
33:10Miss Barker?
33:12Just leave me alone.
33:15I didn't mean to snap like I did. I'm sorry.
33:19You call yourself a Christian?
33:23Bearing false witness.
33:25Because that's what you've done, haven't you?
33:30I haven't said anything about Mr Pearce that I don't honestly agree with.
33:35I haven't said anything about Mr Pearce that I don't honestly believe to be the truth.
33:40Maybe Mrs Hollanby's right.
33:43Prisoners really are a different breed.
33:45We're only trying to help you because...
33:48Because we think he hits you.
33:51And you'll be making a terrible mistake if you marry him.
33:57Yeah.
33:58Yeah, well, it just goes to show, doesn't it?
34:01I'm sorry.
34:03But not everyone can be mad, bad or sad like you lot.
34:07Me and Mr Pearce are just normal, ordinary people
34:11who love each other.
34:14Faults and all.
34:32Having made a thorough inquiry,
34:34no corroborating evidence has been found to back up Shaz Wiley's accusations.
34:39You're officially in the clear, Barry.
34:41I should think so too.
34:46Thanks for all your support.
34:48All for one and one for all.
34:50All those hyenas will tear us to shreds.
34:52Yeah, well, it still doesn't make any sense to me.
34:55I mean, I know Barbara Hunt's lying.
34:57Why? I don't know. I mean, it's so unlike her.
35:01Well, I hope they know I can sue them for slander after what they accuse me of.
35:04Well, you've taken a load off our minds, Karen.
35:07We've been nervous wrecks all week, haven't we, Barry?
35:09Well, hardly.
35:11I'm innocent and you have been proved.
35:13Of course.
35:14Fact is, mate, Wiley's clearly got it in for you.
35:17So watch your back, all right?
35:19Yeah, I will.
35:20Wiley's the one who should watch it.
35:22Oh, one last thing. So...
35:24Could you see to it that Maxi Purvis...
35:26Can I have a word, Jim?
35:28OK, folks, that's all.
35:44Have you lost the plot?
35:46Maxi Purvis on Enhance. Please explain.
35:49Well, I realise my mistake.
35:52Well, I realise Purvis is a borderline candidate.
35:55Borderline? From what I've seen, she's verging on sociopathic.
35:59I'm sorry, Jim. I'm going to have to overrule you on this one.
36:11You conniving little bitch.
36:15I didn't go running to the number one.
36:17You just obviously shared my opinion.
36:19Why do you give a shit where Purvis is?
36:21Why do you?
36:23Karen, you ready?
36:25Sure.
36:30What's the matter, Fenner?
36:32You don't look happy.
36:34Your little shag-bag Purvis giving you trouble, is she?
36:37You never learn.
36:39You'd better start minding your manners, Atkins.
36:42Or what?
36:43Your old shag is some murdering little tart
36:45who'll fix me up for what she's done.
36:47Ah, you've already done that.
36:49Haven't you?
37:11Cheers.
37:20Oh.
37:22What a week.
37:24Yeah.
37:26Still, at least you've got the support of everyone at work.
37:30I don't think Shaz Wiley will try a stunt like that again.
37:34What are we talking about that sad little con for, anyway?
37:37This is supposed to be a celebration.
37:40The future. You and me.
37:44And your mum.
37:48I tell you what, when I sell my house,
37:50we'll get something a better size.
37:53Big enough for your mum as well.
37:56What, and have her come and live with us?
37:59Yeah.
38:00You'd be prepared to do that?
38:03Do what?
38:05She's a sweet old lady.
38:08You appreciate her.
38:10She's a sweet old lady.
38:12You appreciate them when you've lost them, Dai.
38:15Come on, drink up.
38:23Oh, what's with the waterworks?
38:25Sorry.
38:27No, Dai, what is it?
38:28It's just...
38:30Oh, you are so wonderful, Barry.
38:32Sometimes you really are.
38:35Offering to have Mum come and live with us.
38:39Most blokes would run a mile.
38:42I'm not most blokes, am I?
38:45No.
38:47You're not.
38:54Still, I think it would be better if we leave her where she is for the time being.
39:01Well, it's up to you.
39:04Oh!
39:06I finally sorted out my wedding outfit.
39:09What, you're not wearing your uniform?
39:12No.
39:16I'm pulling your leg, Dai, for Christ's sake, have a drink.
39:20I don't know, sometimes it's like pulling teeth trying to get a laugh out of you.
39:27Mmm.
39:30I knew bloody Betts would clear in.
39:33Yeah, well, that screws on her, innit?
39:35Always look after their own.
39:37Just hate to think how Miss Barker end up.
39:39Silly cow.
39:40Well, a lot of women are very desperate for love, Chas.
39:42Yeah, and a good Roger is rude.
39:44Miss Barker's as desperate as they can get.
39:46Yeah, and that man knows it.
39:47At least he's a lover.
39:49Yeah, but look what he done to Chas, do you?
39:51You think Miss Barker ain't gonna get the same and worse?
39:54Why are men bastards?
39:56Hello, Barbara.
39:57Time to chat, have we?
39:59I'd like to eat, surely.
40:01You can eat when the job's done.
40:03Can you tell Miss Barker to dump him, Babs?
40:06She'll listen to you. You're posh.
40:08I've tried telling her. I can't make her listen.
40:12Where are they getting married again?
40:14Streatham Registry Office, won't you? Next Thursday?
40:16Streatham, yeah.
40:26I'm not so sure this is such a good idea.
40:28All we're doing is giving that dozy cow a chance to change her mind.
40:31I know a girl going out tomorrow.
40:33She can post it for us.
40:35Dye, your carriage awaits.
41:05Do I look all right?
41:15You look beautiful.
41:36Thank you, kind sir.
41:42This is it?
41:44Yeah.
41:46Tomorrow, Tenerife.
41:49Shall we?
41:58You're not gonna believe this.
42:06Let's go.
42:13Let's hope all that make-up's waterproof.
42:15I didn't write this.
42:17You are Barry Pearce?
42:19Yes, I am, but I didn't write...
42:21And we had a call from Miss Barker confirming the cancellation.
42:23No.
42:25Well, I'm sorry, but we're full now today.
42:27If you want to make another booking...
42:29No, I don't want to make another shitting booking, do I?
42:31Come on, Barry, there's no need...
42:33Mine?
42:35Yeah. Who do you think wrote this?
42:36Well, I didn't.
42:38No, not you.
42:40You bitch conmates.
42:42I told you, don't let those frigging women know our business.
42:46But did you listen?
42:48Did ya?
42:49No.
42:51And now they've gone and cancelled our frigging wedding, haven't they?
42:54Haven't they?!
42:58You stupid twat.
43:04Are they done?
43:06Done and dusted.
43:10I wasn't expecting you back for a while, actually.
43:12I thought you'd still be out, celebrating.
43:14Ha!
43:15No?
43:16Don't come it, Hunt.
43:18Someone in here cancelled it.
43:20Poor Miss Barker was left standing.
43:22I don't know what to do with myself.
43:24I don't know what to do with myself.
43:26I don't know what to do with myself.
43:28I don't know what to do with myself.
43:30I don't know what to do with myself.
43:32Miss Barker was left stood there, bawling her eyes out.
43:35Awful.
43:36The groom was none too pleased, I can tell you.
43:38Wait till he gets his hands on whoever's responsible.
43:41Oh, sir, I was just coming to look for you.
43:53You look very fetching today, Sylvie.
43:55Well, given the opportunity.
43:58Well, as do these.
44:00Excellent.
44:01You should have been computerised years ago.
44:03Oh, I know.
44:04It's been like the Dark Ages.
44:06As far as I'm concerned, if you can't use a computer these days,
44:08you're basically illiterate.
44:09I couldn't agree more.
44:11I'm giving a seminar on part privatisation in the prison service next week,
44:15and these figures...
44:16Well, I'll just say it all.
44:18You couldn't rustle up some graphics, could you, for overheads and handouts?
44:21You know, nothing fancy, just a few pie charts and a bit of colour.
44:25I'll leave it to your expert design skills.
44:32If you want enhanced, you'll have to be patient.
44:38Just lay low for a while.
44:42Keep that pretty little nose clean and you'll get everything you want, and more.
44:46I'll make sure of it.
44:51Look, it's not my fault the number one's a meddling tight-arse.
44:56My dad told me, don't let no-one get the best of you.
45:00Don't let no-one get the better of you.
45:02Especially not some soft-cock screw.
45:06Either I get what I want, or you're going down.
45:11You're bluffing, Pervis.
45:14What will you accuse me of?
45:17Helping you get away with murder?
45:20You'd have to confess to do that.
45:23You don't know me at all, do you?
45:30Come on.
46:00Hi.
46:18Hi.
46:21I was starting to worry.
46:24No, Dad!
46:27Happy now? Are you?
46:29Happy you made a fool out of me?
46:32Are you?!
46:33No!
46:34Shut up.
46:37You couldn't help yourself, could you?
46:39You couldn't help yourself flapping your big mouth to all your con buddies?
46:44Talked about me, did you? Have a little chat?
46:46Helped set me up, did you?
46:48No!
46:49Have a little chat? Helped set me up, did you?
46:51No!
46:52You ugly, ungrateful bitch!
46:55No!
46:56Mary...
46:57Shut up!
47:16I don't know where the hell you're coming from.
47:19First you fit me up, and now you're saying let's get Pervis?
47:23Look...
47:25We've both got our wires crossed over who killed O'Kane.
47:30Just tell me, do you want off this rap or not?
47:34So you're going to change your story?
47:39I might.
47:43This is bollocks.
47:45I would rather trust a nonce in a playground...
47:49before I trust you.
47:51Listen...
47:53I swear...
47:55you help me, and I help you.
47:59We need each other.
48:02You know we do.
48:15Well, if you don't get her something I can use by lunchtime,
48:18that's you seriously bollocks, love.
48:20Yeah?
48:21And that means you and all?
48:24You interfere, and, old mother, I'll clean your dead mouth out!
48:27Uh, Daniela, blood.
48:29Blood?
48:32How's it going, miss?
48:34Did you miss me?
49:15© transcript Emily Beynon