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00:00Welcome back, viewers. You must be seeing my serious face because our segment is a talk show and the hosts of a talk show usually start their talks in a serious manner.
00:13We will be discussing different topics with the guests present here.
00:17My first guest is an astrologer and his name is Manzoor Sitara.
00:23Please join me in welcoming Achu Rocket, a rickshaw driver and the President of the Union.
00:35She is also known as Aunty Gourmet.
00:43Let's begin with our guest Faria.
00:46Assalamualaikum, Faria.
00:47Walaikumassalam.
00:48How are you?
00:49I am fine. How are you, Mr. Haroon?
00:50Alhamdulillah. I think we should do two shows today.
00:53I think so too.
00:54Why did you call us here if you want to do the show yourself?
00:57I am a rickshaw driver for Rs. 150 for your show.
01:00I am an anchor. What is a rickshaw driver?
01:02Producer, you didn't explain this to him earlier.
01:05Abbaji, I am a rickshaw driver for Rs. 150.
01:07Not Abbaji.
01:08Yes.
01:09Call me Mr. Haroon.
01:10Mr. Haroon, I am a rickshaw driver for Rs. 150 for your show.
01:13If that's the case, then you can earn that Rs. 150 from somewhere.
01:18Okay.
01:19So, today we will start with you, Mr. Mansoor.
01:23Mr. Mansoor, my first question to you is this.
01:25Yes.
01:26You make predictions, but at the end of every prediction, you say,
01:30this is possible.
01:32You keep a room.
01:33You never make it clear.
01:35This will happen.
01:36For example, when you were about to be born,
01:38the doctor who believes in science said,
01:41this is going to happen.
01:43And it will happen.
01:44Yes.
01:45And Mr. Ali Abbaji said, I don't believe in science.
01:47He said, it will happen.
01:50And let me tell you, he has gone mad, Mr. Mansoor Najumi.
01:53He has..
01:54Stop it.
01:55He is making me crazy.
01:57Haroon, there is nothing left in this Mansoor.
02:00There is nothing left.
02:01He has made me crazy.
02:03This Mansoor has..
02:04Stop it.
02:06Did you go to Mansoor?
02:08Did I go to Mansoor to ask for my right?
02:10Did he show me so many promises?
02:13Why are you asking for Mansoor's right?
02:15I went to ask for Mansoor's right because
02:17there was a lot of talk about him in the streets.
02:19People said, give him money
02:21and improve your entire system.
02:24Mr. Mansoor, I will come to you.
02:26Yes.
02:27What will you feed me?
02:28Send me a ride.
02:30I mean, I will come to you now.
02:32Give me an answer.
02:33Why don't you make it clear?
02:34This will happen.
02:35Like science says.
02:37Look, Mr. Haroon, these towers,
02:39these stars,
02:40they are in a constant rotation.
02:42They are not static.
02:44Do you understand?
02:45So, wherever the star is,
02:46I will talk about that time
02:47when a miracle will be happening.
02:49Then where will the star be?
02:50Will my father know?
02:51Yes.
02:52Okay, tell me,
02:53at this time,
02:54the economy of Pakistan
02:55which is going towards improvement,
02:57do you think it will continue like this?
02:59Look, the situation has become very bad
03:01that inflation has come in single digits.
03:04Growth is going up.
03:06You are reading the news.
03:07You tell me your analysis.
03:08I will tell you overall
03:10that inflation is in single digits.
03:11He is lying.
03:12He just mentioned his father.
03:19He just mentioned his father.
03:20What was happening?
03:21Hello.
03:22What was happening?
03:23Hello.
03:24Aunty, can you hear me?
03:26He just mentioned his father.
03:28He is lying.
03:29Which father did he mention?
03:31I can't hear you.
03:32The signal is lost.
03:34Achu Rakit.
03:35Achu Rakit.
03:36Do you believe in stars?
03:38Open the mic.
03:39Let me talk.
03:40Do you believe in stars?
03:42I don't believe at all.
03:44I believe in stars.
03:46Believe me.
03:48Petrol is expensive.
03:49I can see stars.
03:50Everyone knows that.
03:52Mr. Arun,
03:53this man has shown me stars during the day.
03:55When did I show you?
03:56I am not talking about you.
03:58What are you talking about?
03:59I am talking about stars.
04:01Don't interfere.
04:02Don't interfere.
04:04Don't interfere.
04:07You slapped me in Bhatigat studio from Lihari studio.
04:10I am a magician.
04:12This loafer man.
04:14This loafer man told me.
04:15Don't interfere.
04:17I am not interfering.
04:18I am not interfering.
04:20I am not talking about you.
04:22Why are you not interfering?
04:23I am talking about stars.
04:24How can you slap me in Bhatigat studio from Lihari studio?
04:27You are not listening to me.
04:28He is a loafer.
04:29He trapped me.
04:30How did he trap you?
04:31I am not talking about you.
04:34He is a loafer.
04:35How can I trap him?
04:36Believe me.
04:37He is a loafer.
04:38I am not getting married.
04:40What?
04:41He can't get married.
04:42Because I told him to change his name.
04:45What will he say when it comes to marriage?
04:47Get ready.
04:48Rocket is coming.
04:53Tell me.
04:54Why is he not getting married?
04:55Burje Hamal is in Burje Hoth's house.
04:58Congratulations to him.
05:01He is in Burje Hoth's house.
05:03Why is he not listening to me?
05:05He is a loafer.
05:07He is a loafer.
05:09Sister, I brought him there.
05:11He is a loafer.
05:14I am not talking about you.
05:16Mr. Mansoor.
05:17Yes.
05:18Tell me.
05:19How often does a person interfere?
05:21In which part of the day?
05:22At what time?
05:23Doesn't it matter to you that he interfered in my life?
05:27And what did he do?
05:28You are talking to him.
05:29What did Mansoor do in your life?
05:31Mansoor, tell me.
05:32I told him the right way.
05:35That you should give charity and the matter will be settled.
05:37Mr. Arun, she will take 2 kg of Kanki rice.
05:40Half kg of split chickpeas.
05:41Crushed garam masala.
05:421 kg of mutton.
05:43Give it to me.
05:44Who will change the condition of my house after 15 kids?
05:4715 kids?
05:49He has become a homebody.
05:51He hasn't changed.
05:52I had told him that after your marriage,
05:54there will be an atmosphere in the house.
05:55You have 15 kids, so there is an atmosphere.
05:57But Mr. Mansoor, tell me.
05:58Why do you make people crazy?
06:00Do you have any prediction that is confirmed?
06:03Sir, everything that I had told was true.
06:06When Mr. Mian was in the plane from London,
06:09I had given a prediction.
06:10That this plane will land in Lahore.
06:12What is the prediction in this?
06:14It will land in Lahore and not in Patogi.
06:16He has such stupid predictions.
06:19When I went to him, he said that
06:21my prediction is that you will eat one roti tonight.
06:24What kind of prediction is this?
06:25What happened that day?
06:26I ate only one roti.
06:28There are signs everywhere.
06:30There are signs everywhere.
06:31You have to eat one and a half eggs.
06:33How many people will get me married?
06:34Mr. Arun, the famous astrologer of India,
06:37K.N. Rao.
06:38Yes.
06:39Who made him Rao?
06:40You made him.
06:41She was Surmai.
06:42I made her Rao.
06:44Tell Mansoor to do something about my marriage.
06:47Tell Mansoor.
06:48He is also Mansoor.
06:49As long as I don't like him, let me marry him.
06:51When I like him, I will leave him.
06:54Tell Mansoor to do something about my situation.
06:56Mr. Arun.
06:57Mr. Mansoor, listen to his plea.
06:58What will you say?
06:59Look, Mr. Arun.
07:00If you want me to do something,
07:01it will be done in a jiffy.
07:02But I will take a good amount of money for it.
07:05Tell Mansoor to get married.
07:07Tell Mansoor not to get married.
07:08And my prediction is on the blind spot.
07:10There was a rooster and a hen standing in front of me.
07:12I said, will the hen lay an egg?
07:13The hen laid an egg.
07:14What?
07:15The hen had to lay an egg.
07:16She could have given a pistol.
07:19Your prediction is not on the blind spot.
07:22Your prediction is on the blind spot.
07:25Mr. Arun, look at my hand.
07:26Wait a minute.
07:28Wash this first.
07:30Tell me, why am I not getting married?
07:33Do I have to ride a rickshaw all my life?
07:35Why is my situation not changing?
07:37It's a piece of cake.
07:40It will be fun.
07:41What kind of people are they?
07:43Ranu, I am going to Malaysia.
07:44I don't want to disturb anyone.
07:46I will book a rickshaw three hours in advance
07:48so that I don't have to wake up early.
07:51I don't understand.
07:53I don't understand.
07:55Do I have to go to my children's charity
07:57or do I have to pay for their charity?
08:00Tell me.
08:01Do I have to call my sister an old woman?
08:03Keep your mouth shut.
08:05When you cook all night,
08:06believe me, you will enjoy the charity in the morning.
08:08What are you doing?
08:10What kind of guests have you sent to me, producer?
08:14A seven-seater rickshaw driver has come to me.
08:16Think about me.
08:18A seven-seater rickshaw driver is sitting at the back.
08:20Even though I am hungry, I feel empty.
08:24Sister, you have 15 kids.
08:27Why are you still eating?
08:30I don't want to talk to you.
08:32Where are you bringing me from?
08:34He wants to hit me.
08:39Viewers, I think there will be a small break.
08:41We will meet after the break.
08:42What happened?
08:43What happened?
08:44Son, I have made a deal.
08:46You were dancing.
08:47Where did you go?
08:49Pakistan's economy is doing well.
08:52I have told IMF that the dollar is going down.
08:57Let's go.
08:58Let's go.