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Agha Majid, Saleem Albela aur Sathi Batwa Chori Karte Pakre Gaye
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00:00Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:07Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:11Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:14Hoshiyariya Hoshiyariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22Friends, you must have seen that in a car,
00:25if a fly comes in,
00:27it goes around the windows and when you open the window, it doesn't come out.
00:32Now, what is happening is, if you stop the car
00:35and roll down all the windows,
00:38the fly doesn't come out many times.
00:40It goes near it and even if it comes out a little,
00:43it comes back in immediately.
00:45Why does this happen? The reason for this is,
00:48when the fly goes near the window many times,
00:52it learns that this is my limit.
00:55I cannot go beyond this.
00:58It is not possible for me to cross this.
01:01That is why, when the window is rolled down
01:04and even if it comes out a little, it gets scared.
01:07Where is my limit?
01:09How am I coming out? I want to go back to my limit.
01:12It comes back in.
01:14Similarly, these four or five windows of the car
01:17are the people around you
01:20who stop you,
01:22your friends, your acquaintances,
01:25the naysayers, who define your limit,
01:28who tell you that you cannot go beyond this.
01:32And whenever life gives you a chance,
01:35the window is rolled down,
01:37you can challenge your limit,
01:39you get scared and come back.
01:42But remember, nature, God,
01:45will definitely roll down the window for you.
01:48And when you get this chance,
01:50there is a big world outside that window.
01:52Explore it.
01:53Come, let's take you to the park with this message.
01:56The weather is good.
01:58Let's see what is happening there.
02:00You always bring me to this park.
02:03Manu, the weather is so beautiful,
02:05the park is so beautiful,
02:07and you look so beautiful.
02:09Do you have any shame?
02:11Do you bring her to this park?
02:13Actually, I have a salary of Rs. 35,000.
02:15I am a middle class man.
02:16Only she can afford it.
02:17So, if you are a middle class man,
02:19it means that you will bring women to the parks.
02:22She is my wife.
02:23Yes, I am sorry.
02:25I am sorry.
02:26I am sorry.
02:27I am very sorry.
02:28She is your wife.
02:29What?
02:30I mean, she is your wife,
02:31so I thought maybe she is not.
02:33No, no, sir.
02:34We have an arranged marriage.
02:36Is it necessary to tell this?
02:40By the way, who arranged this for you?
02:43My mother showed me her picture.
02:46So, I became a train
02:48and I understood that this is the last station
02:50from where the train will not go.
02:53Okay, what are you both doing in the park today?
02:56Sir, her mother doesn't let me live in peace.
02:59Really?
03:00She troubles me a lot.
03:01She taunts me a lot.
03:03What does she taunt you?
03:04Tell me.
03:05She tells me that I can't cook well,
03:07that I don't iron my clothes properly,
03:09that I don't clean properly.
03:11You see, she talks like this.
03:13Why do you take your mother's words so seriously?
03:15You do this work.
03:16Still, she takes my side.
03:21There is no business.
03:22Where will he go?
03:23Where will he go?
03:24He has gone to Kaddai.
03:25There is no work there either.
03:27Greetings.
03:28Greetings.
03:29What are you doing in the park?
03:30Sir, there is no business.
03:32I told him to come here.
03:33No, no, do some business.
03:35The workers have gone to the park.
03:37Okay.
03:38The park was closed today.
03:39If you had sat in the park, the park would have been open.
03:40The park is mine.
03:41How can it be open?
03:42There is a place.
03:43There is a payment.
03:44There is a sidewalk.
03:45You can sit there.
03:46There is a road there.
03:47They made everyone sit there.
03:48Oh.
03:49They told me to go back.
03:50I didn't sit here today.
03:51You know about the work.
03:52I can give you work.
03:53Thank God.
03:54God has given me hands.
03:55What?
03:56What?
03:57God has given me hands.
03:58I can do my work.
03:59I can earn ten fingers.
04:00You look like a machine to me.
04:01To take the ring?
04:02No, no.
04:03Yes.
04:04He's like a King here.
04:05You are a King.
04:06You're my friend.
04:07There's no God.
04:08No, no.
04:09God has given me hands.
04:10I can do my work.
04:11I can give my work.
04:12Hello?
04:13Yes, madam.
04:14Make a list of groceries.
04:15I have got a salary.
04:16You will get everything.
04:17Okay.
04:18Therefore, work.
04:19I am in the management of the park.
04:20Got a salary?
04:21Yes, I got it.
04:22Then come here.
04:23Look, he has money.
04:24You must get a salary.
04:25Gangstar.
04:26I'll teach the montóne.
04:27Gangstar.
04:28Gangsta.
04:29Gangsta.
04:30Gangsta.
04:31Gangsta.
04:32Gangsta.
04:33He has got a salary.
04:34I think he is getting a job and he is getting paid.
04:39SpaceX has nothing to do with Tesla.
04:41Tesla is completely different.
04:42Have you ever seen that machine where you put your hand on it
04:44and your hair stands up?
04:45Yes.
04:45Basically, it was Tesla's father who made it, baby.
04:48You didn't understand. I am talking about Tesseract.
04:50Okay, that is a perfect cube.
04:53Both of you are having a great conversation.
04:55Yes, sir.
04:56What do you do?
04:57I am a welder, sir.
04:58And he?
04:58I am his helper.
05:03Okay, so basically when..
05:04I have also lost a lot of weight.
05:07You have lost weight, but when you apply welding torch..
05:09Yes, sir.
05:09..the handle shouldn't get damaged again.
05:12Yes, sir.
05:13This country will progress.
05:14You are a great welder too.
05:17I have brought you to this park since five years.
05:20Yes, sir.
05:20Even in open air, your face doesn't make any difference.
05:29Where are you looking?
05:30No..
05:32I have got 3 million views on YouTube in two days.
05:34How is that possible?
05:35I had put a caption that..
05:36..the fat bald guy who comes to Hoshiariyan is dead.
05:39Later in the video, he was told that he has died of morality.
05:42That means, the followers on YouTube..
05:44..were killed by your father.
05:47Okay, stop it. Stop it.
05:48Don't write nonsense here.
05:50What is the matter, Khayal?
05:50He is just a welder.
05:51What is the matter?
05:53I have brought you to this park since five years.
05:55I have got a salary. Let's have fun today.
05:57Yes.
05:58Come, let's have fun here.
06:03Sir, you look like a fat salary man.
06:05Quiet. Quiet.
06:06Quiet. Quiet.
06:07I have brought you to this park since nine years.
06:09Come. Come.
06:10Why were you looking that way?
06:12Dear, do one thing.
06:13Press your neck under your knee.
06:15Why?
06:16I mean, you have pressed it so hard.
06:17I was comparing.
06:19What?
06:19That how good and beautiful wife Allah has given me.
06:23Yes, that is true.
06:24Hot papad. Crispy papad.
06:27Hot papad. Crispy papad.
06:29Dear, close your ears.
06:31Dear, close your ears.
06:32Why?
06:33You will hear the sound but you won't hear anything.
06:35By the way, I have brought a snake for you.
06:36Yes.
06:37It will not bite you.
06:38Your weight has increased day by day.
06:45This is the man behind me.
06:47Because of him, the tree is rotting inside.
06:50Hot papad. Crispy papad.
06:52Sir, make the papad crispy over there.
06:54Sir, eat papad once.
06:56If you don't like it, return the papad.
06:57Return it.
07:01Don't talk too much.
07:02Sir, look at this colourful papad.
07:05How much is it?
07:06You will get it for 40 rupees.
07:08Enough.
07:09No.
07:10Basically, the most expensive sushi in the world..
07:12..is worth 10,000 dollars.
07:14Do you have papad?
07:15No.
07:16Okay. It is worth 10,000 dollars.
07:17Sir.
07:18It is one piece.
07:19Dear.
07:19Sir.
07:21So much oil.
07:22Papad seller.
07:23Give it to me.
07:23Sir, I lost 20 rupees in the morning.
07:26Why?
07:26I lost 40 rupees after giving 20 rupees.
07:28It is okay.
07:28Don't touch it.
07:31What kind of cobra is this?
07:32It is coming out of here.
07:39There it is.
07:40Maqsood, do you know..
07:41Hot papad. Crispy papad.
07:44How much is it?
07:4540 rupees.
07:46Give me half a packet.
07:49We are two people.
07:51Look, he is walking.
07:52He is wearing a fur coat.
07:53And he is eating papad after walking.
07:55Do you know why I like this park?
07:58Why?
07:59It makes you forget the track very quickly.
08:00How?
08:05How much is the papad?
08:0640 rupees.
08:08Give me two packets.
08:10Give it to him. What will he remember?
08:13You make papad at home, right?
08:15Yes.
08:16Or do you buy it from the company?
08:17Sir, there is only one name for crispy papad.
08:20Only one name?
08:21Yes.
08:22There is only one name for crispy papad.
08:25You will remember it when you eat papad.
08:26No, sir. Take this much. It's good.
08:29My supply goes to the entire Lahore.
08:31Okay.
08:31Ravi sells my papad.
08:33Then why don't you agree to sell papad?
08:38Here is 20 rupees.
08:39I don't want it. Try to understand the name.
08:41It was a long walk. Trust me.
08:44Wait a minute.
08:44We have gone.
08:45I am tired.
08:46We have gone and now we are back.
08:49I think I walked about 40 to 45 feet.
08:54You are welcome.
08:55I think I walked a maximum of 8 kilometers.
09:00But you have gone half way.
09:02I know.
09:03Okay.
09:04Hot papad. Crispy papad.
09:06Give me crispy papad.
09:07Which one is bigger?
09:08Keep it in the oven. It's hot.
09:12Ma'am, you are making an old man's face behind a packet of papad.
09:17If I have money, look at this.
09:18Look at this.
09:21I don't have any wish.
09:23I won't talk to you. I am going.
09:25What is this?
09:26Now you can eat your papad.
09:28Ma'am, listen to me.
09:29I won't talk to you.
09:30Listen to me.
09:31Listen to me.
09:31He is telling the truth.
09:32Pandey, you are in trouble.
09:35Have you seen any pocket money here?
09:38What happened, brother?
09:39These boys have taken money from me.
09:42Oh, brother.
09:43This will happen.
09:45Keep your things safely.
09:47I don't know what is happening.
09:48Did you bring papad from here?
09:49Yes, I brought papad for Rs. 45,000.
09:51I brought papad for Rs. 100.
09:53I didn't take back Rs. 3.
09:55Someone took away my entire salary.
09:56Brother, I have seen a boy.
09:58He is the one who is in trouble.
09:59Okay.
10:00Yes.
10:02Thank God, a poor man can't buy papad with calcium.
10:07Hot papad.
10:08Soft papad.
10:10Hot papad.
10:13This is how you do it.
10:15Like this.
10:22Brother, walk.
10:23You have to lose weight.
10:24Don't walk.
10:28I have a strange pain in my knee.
10:29I think it is an old pain.
10:31It has been proved.
10:32Money is like a snake.
10:35Brother, you are sitting here.
10:37Yes.
10:38Aren't you feeling any pain?
10:40Brother, why should a poor man feel any pain?
10:43Brother, the wise say that the wealth of the world
10:45stays with the world.
10:46No.
10:47Go and get up.
10:47Look at your daily bread.
10:49But I think the wealth of the world
10:51will stay with you.
10:54Brother, look for us.
10:55What?
10:56No, you are right.
10:57The wealth of the world will stay with the world.
10:58Yes.
10:59But Parag's wealth won't stay here.
11:01All five of you have seen the wallet.
11:03Brother.
11:04Yes.
11:04You were walking well.
11:06Brother, I have a sprain in my knee.
11:08There were such good times.
11:09Do the welding.
11:11Sir, there were such good times.
11:13It was five years ago.
11:15The people here used to say,
11:16sir, I am going like this.
11:18I have a sprain in my knee.
11:19There is a man sitting next to me on the bench.
11:21He said, brother, how is it?
11:22He said, brother, you get up.
11:23You come here.
11:24Yes.
11:25Sir, I was about to sit down
11:27when another man sat down.
11:29How would anyone know how many people are sitting?
11:32Sir, I have seen wealth.
11:34I have seen snakes.
11:35I have seen elephants.
11:37There was a time when an old man
11:39used to sit tired after a walk.
11:40Yes.
11:41The young man used to say,
11:43uncle, I will give you a massage.
11:45I will stand up and give you a massage.
11:47Do you want to sit like this?
11:48No, no. I haven't walked so much.
11:51Mr. Arun, I remembered an old incident.
11:53Yes.
11:53Look, you get a sprain while walking.
11:55Yes.
11:56Why not?
11:56Sir, one day I got a sprain in my standing leg.
11:58Oh.
11:59How?
11:59No, brother.
12:00You get death while standing.
12:01You don't get a sprain.
12:02Sir, I will tell you an incident.
12:03I was talking to a man.
12:05He was standing in front of me.
12:06Come here.
12:07He was standing in front of me like this.
12:08I was talking to him.
12:09He said, brother, you have a sprain in your leg.
12:10You should sit down.
12:11Yes.
12:11So, someone else sat there.
12:16Sir, I will tell you something.
12:18Yes.
12:19The pocket marks..
12:21Yes.
12:22..are the reason for sprains.
12:23Yes.
12:24Do you know what kind of sprains they get?
12:26Oh, yes.
12:26Oh, God.
12:27God, forgive me.
12:28Where do they get sprains?
12:30Where do they get sprains?
12:31I will tell you.
12:32They get sprains like this.
12:34They get sprains like this.
12:37That's it.
12:38If I could get up, I would have hit him harder.
12:45Hold on. Hold on.
12:46What are you both doing in the drama today?
12:48Mr. Haroon, the script we got last night..
12:51Yes.
12:51..was two lines long.
12:52It was very long.
12:53So, tell us what was written in it.
12:55Only this much was written in those two lines.
12:57What?
12:59I think someone wrote it for fun.
13:03Sir, you are wasting your time.
13:05This is the time for fun.
13:06Listen to me for a minute.
13:07Why?
13:09I..
13:09I forgot. I forgot.
13:11Listen to me for a minute.
13:12Yes, sir.
13:13I was doing it for fun.
13:15Sit down.
13:18Okay, listen to me.
13:19Yes.
13:20Come here.
13:21Yes, sir.
13:21Look, all of you sit down.
13:22Yes.
13:23Sit down.
13:23Listen to me.
13:24Yes.
13:25Get up. Stand up.
13:26Stand up.
13:27Look, this purse..
13:28Yes.
13:29..is the reason for sprains.
13:31This purse..
13:31Yes.
13:32..is the reason for sprains.
13:33Yes.
13:34It's been a long time.
13:35It's been a long time..
13:36..since we have had such incidents in our lives.
13:38Look, our sister has become a clone because of this purse.
13:41Okay, sir.
13:42Let's end their fight.
13:45Okay.
13:45Let's divide them into one, two, three, four, five people.
13:49Okay.
13:49Let's divide them.
13:50Fear God.
13:52Honesty is also a thing.
13:54How much money will you get from it?
13:56How long will you eat it?
13:57Honesty is very blessed.
13:59It's useless if you have a lot of money.
14:02Yes.
14:03God always blesses you with honesty.
14:05Undoubtedly.
14:06Mr. Karun, trust me.
14:08You make me open my eyes after saying this.
14:11Yes.
14:12Sir, I should have said honesty.
14:14I said that we will divide the money into five people.
14:19This is wrong.
14:21This is wrong.
14:21Yes.
14:22Very good.
14:23Very good.
14:23You have realised it.
14:24Come here. We will divide it into six people.
14:27Yes, brother. I won't divide the money into five people.
14:29You can give me whatever you want.
14:36Stop. Stop.
14:37What are you both doing today?
14:38Mr. Karun, there is only one page left.
14:42Wait. Wait.
14:43I will ask.
14:43What is this that you have written a lot on two pages?
14:47Print.
14:48Oh!
14:49It was the printer's issue.
14:51You have gone to the wrong pages.
14:52The printer has printed a lot.
14:54What do you mean?
14:55Yes.
14:56Mr. Danish has..
14:58We did what he said.
14:59We have spent the whole night thinking about Choo Choo.
15:06Hello.
15:07Brothers.
15:09I am going to open the wallet.
15:10Okay.
15:11Don't be dishonest.
15:12Don't touch your feet.
15:13You are a magician.
15:15Okay.
15:16Don't be dishonest.
15:17Don't be dishonest with me.
15:18I am already burdened.
15:19It's okay. It's okay.
15:20Okay.
15:24Yes, brother.
15:24Take the wallet.
15:25Take the money and throw it out.
15:27Wait a minute.
15:28I have kept the wallet in my hand.
15:30Here you go.
15:31What is this?
15:31Yes.
15:32What is this?
15:33Don't you have money?
15:33No. No.
15:34It's okay.
15:35The money that comes out of this is useless for me.
15:37You are sitting?
15:39Was he sitting on the wallet?
15:40Yes. Yes.
15:41Get up. Let me see.
15:45Forget about the snacks.
15:47Match this shirt and eat it.
15:50Hold it.
15:50Don't look at the snacks.
15:52Don't chew it. Eat it.
15:53Okay. Tell me something.
15:54Yes.
15:54Did Mr. Danish confirm anything?
15:57What was the place for chewing?
15:58Yes.
15:59You are childhood friends.
16:01Yes.
16:01And you will sit here and talk to each other.
16:03Okay.
16:04I mean, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew.
16:08Brother, all of you are honest.
16:10I saw your honesty when you were looking into everyone's eyes.
16:14Yes.
16:14Yes.
16:15Brother, give me the wallet.
16:16It's empty.
16:18A poor man has to get money to sell it.
16:20First of all, you should have come and sat on this wallet.
16:22The way you used to cut kids.
16:25The way you pulled my hair.
16:28You were taking me to hell.
16:30No. No. We used to do whatever we wanted.
16:32Yes. Till date.
16:33Even side characters have to give filler content in dramas.
16:36Come on. Let's laugh.
16:39I have seen you today.
16:41You do welding work.
16:43You are not a trustworthy man.
16:44You are a dishonest man.
16:45What is dishonesty in this?
16:46Son, if you return one rod, you will get the next one.
16:50If I have to use the old rod, how will I return it?
16:55I don't know. This is your honesty.
16:57This is nothing.
16:58You have seen that a person who earns money dishonestly..
17:02..is also in search of a trustworthy man.
17:04These are the scientists.
17:05Oh.
17:07Honesty..
17:08Brother.
17:09..doesn't work.
17:10Brother, everyone is dishonest here.
17:13Mr. Arvind, forgive me. In this country..
17:15Oh.
17:15..if a person sees anything..
17:18Yes.
17:19..he says he will tear it.
17:20You are talking.
17:22Believe me. I will stay hungry for eight days.
17:25Yes.
17:25I won't eat junk food.
17:26Yes.
17:31Oh, brother. We are ruined.
17:33I don't know. He was lying here.
17:34Look, he was sitting there.
17:36He was sitting here.
17:37Yes.
17:37Here.
17:38Hey. Guard. Guard, come here.
17:41Come here.
17:42Yes, sir.
17:42This is my wallet.
17:44Yes.
17:44Get lost.
17:45What are you doing?
17:46Where is the wallet?
17:47Guard, this is my salary.
17:49What was your salary doing to you?
17:52Who has trapped me?
17:58Viewers, we will take a short break.
18:00We will meet again after the break.
18:01Mr. Arun, this man showed me stars during the day.
18:04When did I show you?
18:05I am not talking about you.
18:07What are you talking about?
18:08I am talking about Najumi.
18:09I am not talking about you.
18:10Don't interfere.
18:11Don't interfere.
18:12Don't interfere.
18:13Don't interfere.
18:16You have slapped me in Bhatigarh studio.
18:19I am a magician.
18:20Mr. Arvind.
18:22Be careful. Be careful.