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00:00So initially, Matt was not my type, like I would never go for someone like him.
00:17He looks a little cookie cutter and then his mom showing up, but we did have good chemistry
00:24and so that's why I wanted to give him a second chance and so when he asked me out on a second
00:28date, I was like, okay, I'll come.
00:30I'll see what it's like.
00:31Hi.
00:32How are you?
00:33How are you?
00:34Good.
00:35Can I get like a hazy IPA?
00:36I got you.
00:37I have one for you.
00:38I got it.
00:40Of course.
00:41Cheers.
00:42Hey.
00:43Hey.
00:44How are you?
00:45I didn't see you over there.
00:46Hey.
00:47How's it going?
00:48Good.
00:49I did not tell my mom what I'm doing tonight because she could show up again.
00:57So I told her I had to go out on an errand.
01:00I mean, this is something I got to just go out and do on my own.
01:03It's continuing a conversation that my mom interrupted.
01:06All right.
01:08Did we talk about this at the speed dating?
01:10Is it tequila or what?
01:12Tequila.
01:13Tequila.
01:14Okay.
01:15So we're both tequila.
01:16Oh, you got to do tequila.
01:17That's the way to go.
01:18Do you go out often then?
01:19I mean, I don't go out a lot, but I'm not really the bar, so I'd be more lounge.
01:25Club?
01:26No.
01:27I don't go to the club.
01:28I don't go to the club.
01:29Do you ever come to like the Bay Area?
01:30No.
01:31I haven't been to the Bay Area in years.
01:32No.
01:33Do you remember I live out there, right?
01:36I do.
01:37And it sounds like there's a lot out there.
01:39All right.
01:40I think you would like some.
01:41Oh, well, I really don't know what you like.
01:46I like to golf.
01:47I like to go to...
01:48I'm a big movie buff, so I love going to the movies.
01:51I like my mother.
01:55So that's kind of my life.
02:01I was like, oh no, red flags, red flags, red flags.
02:04I cannot.
02:05I cannot.
02:06He really needs to grow up.
02:08He needs to let his mom go.
02:10Yeah.
02:11I work a lot, so I do a lot of different stuff.
02:14So I'm either working from home, doing my government job, or I'm starting up with like
02:20real estate.
02:21How are you making time to like date?
02:26Time to date.
02:27I'm basically just getting back out there to even date.
02:30Like you've met my mother.
02:32I did.
02:33She was very sweet, very nice.
02:37There's a butt here.
02:40But like...
02:41What the hell, right?
02:42Well, why would you bring her like on this type of outing?
02:45So to be honest with you, I didn't bring her, she brought me.
02:48Like she forced me to go.
02:51So I'm deep in this conversation with Chanel, and I'm trying to like almost defend myself.
02:54I'm like, I just realistically met you.
02:56Why am I having to defend myself already?
02:58Like what's the deal here?
02:59I mean, how do we, how do we navigate that?
03:02You have to see, I guess...
03:04How do we make mom okay?
03:06How do we make you okay with letting your mom go a little bit?
03:13Is that possible?
03:14She's just that way.
03:15Like she's very involved in like every single thing I do in my life.
03:19Every little thing.
03:21I kept waiting the whole time for Matt's mom, Kelly, to just pop out of a bush.
03:26I don't know.
03:27Like it got bad.
03:31But why?
03:32Why are you not cutting the cord?
03:35I feel...
03:36Thank God.
03:37You're asking a hard question.
03:38I know.
03:39Right off the bat.
03:40I need to.
03:41You're like, you need to know this.
03:42You're like, okay.
03:43I can't compete with your mother.
03:45Very few women can.
03:48It's weird.
03:49You look beautiful.
03:51Josh calling me and setting up the date this afternoon, he should've left it at that and
03:59let me take the ball from there.
04:02Mom was nervous.
04:03She was.
04:04And she looks as beautiful as ever.
04:08This is really going to be different.
04:18You're nervous.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Thank God.
04:21All my jewelry.
04:22Dude, you don't need jewelry.
04:23You need yourself.
04:24And that is it.
04:25I know Ed's probably...
04:26Ed's probably...
04:27Really excited.
04:28So happy right now.
04:29Ed still loves you.
04:30You know that.
04:31I know.
04:32He tells me every time I see him.
04:33Ed is a ex-boyfriend of mine.
04:40We dated in the early 90s.
04:44We were together about eight to 10 years.
04:47All right, let's go.
04:50Let's do this.
04:51I'm ready.
04:53We broke up because the bottom line is we couldn't get through the logistics of having
05:00two families and combining it.
05:02It was too difficult for us.
05:04So we decided to go our own way.
05:06Hello.
05:07Do you have a reservation?
05:08Ed is here.
05:09Ed is here waiting for us.
05:10I have to tell you, I love your boots.
05:11Oh, thank you.
05:12Thank you very much.
05:13Why do you have to drop her off?
05:14She's my mom.
05:15It's not your date.
05:16She definitely needs somebody to make sure everything's going smoothly.
05:17She hasn't been on a date in a long time.
05:18Yeah, I feel like he's the overprotective dad.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21Eddie.
05:22Wow.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:24Enjoy your dinner.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:26Eddie.
05:27You look beautiful.
05:29My God.
05:30Wow.
05:31Look at that.
05:32Johnny.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:43Oh, my God.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:45You look very handsome.
05:46Let me see you.
05:47How's it going?
05:48Look at how beautiful she looks.
05:49Let me take your coat off for you.
05:50Look at you.
05:51Damn.
05:52All right.
05:53These are for you.
05:54Oh, my God.
05:55Thank you so much.
05:56I appreciate that.
05:57The gentleman he's always been.
05:58Yes, you have always been a gentleman.
05:59So.
06:00Oh, man.
06:01Wow.
06:02Nice.
06:03Here we go.
06:04Here we go.
06:05Doesn't she look stunning tonight, Edd?
06:06She does look stunning.
06:07Beautiful as always.
06:08You actually look very young.
06:09Oh, thank you.
06:11As beautiful as always.
06:12This is nice.
06:13Josh calling me and setting up the date this afternoon, that was nice.
06:23He should have left it at that and let me take the ball from there.
06:26I never thought you'd be sitting here with me.
06:28Yeah.
06:29I know.
06:30Let's be honest.
06:31Tina was a little nervous coming in.
06:32I was.
06:33Mom was nervous.
06:34She was.
06:35I don't get you.
06:36She hasn't been on a date in a long time and she looks as beautiful as ever.
06:37Yes, you do.
06:38You really do.
06:40And your outfit.
06:41You look handsome.
06:42Edd, you look handsome too.
06:44Were you nervous?
06:45Very.
06:46Oh, good.
06:47This is really going to be different.
06:48How was the drive in?
06:49You're not too far from here, right?
06:50No, I wasn't.
06:51Oh, and here we are.
06:52Yeah, so.
06:53Geez, I know.
06:54It's been a while.
06:55It's going to be fun.
06:56It is.
06:57It's going to be a good time.
06:58You know, just have some fun.
06:59Thank you for setting us up.
07:00I'm glad I could set it up, you know.
07:01I'm really glad, you know.
07:02Thanks.
07:03Thanks.
07:04Thanks.
07:05I love you.
07:06I'll take good care of her.
07:07All right.
07:08Absolutely.
07:09Bye, baby.
07:11Take care, Josh.
07:12Josh, you have no idea the stuff I put up with over the years with him and his brothers.
07:13Here we are.
07:14Wow.
07:15Do you remember where our first date was?
07:16Yes.
07:17Where?
07:18We met at the Dragon Villa in the lounge.
07:19Yep.
07:20Yep.
07:21I was single.
07:22Yep.
07:23Yep.
07:24Yep.
07:25Yep.
07:26Yep.
07:27Yep.
07:28Yep.
07:29Yep.
07:30Yep.
07:31Yep.
07:32Yep.
07:33Yep.
07:34I was singing at the bar.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:37I met Tina at a Chinese restaurant, believe it or not.
07:41We just happened to both be in the lounge having a drink way back in 1992.
07:48What I liked about Tina was she had a gifted gab.
07:53She loved to sing songs and, you know, I was just working my magic with her and I went
07:59up and talked to her and see what happened.
08:01And the rest is history.
08:03So how's your love life been?
08:05I haven't had one.
08:06What about you?
08:07Not...
08:08Nothing?
08:09I haven't been...
08:10Well, I've been awful.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Well, that's the thing.
08:13I've been talking to somebody online, but that didn't work out so well.
08:18Online?
08:19Josh and Jay let you do that?
08:20No.
08:21No.
08:22No.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34I can't drink, you know.
08:35But, yeah.
08:36Oh, do they?
08:37Yeah.
08:38So, are you going to be in the middle of it?
08:39Or, you just walk away?
08:40I try not to, but yeah, I find myself always getting in the middle.
08:42It's good to be tired.
08:43Yeah, it is.
08:44Me and Mel fighting all the time now.
08:46It's like...
08:47Oh, cut out.
08:48Yeah.
08:49But, I love the whole situation.
08:50I even, like, fight with her sometimes.
08:54The conversation with Ed flowed very well.
08:58It was just so normal.
08:59Just kind of was just like we you know back when we were dating so we were
09:04together six years longer than that so longer than that yeah yes yes
09:09off and on the last two it yeah yeah and then uh you did break my heart you know
09:16that you don't remember what you called me don't even go there it needs to be
09:23said at the end when I call you said you're a daddy's boy that'll never leave
09:29that house no Josh is a mama's boy yeah like it oh my god Eddie that's true you
09:37don't remember that I do that I remember I do remember oh do I ever oh my god
09:43keep eating change the subject I had a realization I literally said to Eddie
09:48you either move out and stop being a little daddy's boy or it's over and I
09:55was like oh my god that's Janelle's you know what I mean in my position actually
10:01so basically I could actually feel your pain it was funny he reminded me of that
10:07I'm glad you could finally you know see things I did yeah not only are you
10:15getting back out there and dating I think maybe this is the right direction
10:19of you realizing how I feel I think so it was it was an eye-opener to say the
10:26least it's good to see you it is good so you glad we did this yes I am we get the
10:33boys to thank for this yeah what do you want to do after this I don't know what
10:38I'm gonna do we can go back to my house all right sounds like a plan
10:47we're going back to my house to do what come on dude what do you think I don't
10:56know we're gonna go see if we can relight the fire it was fun we can uh
11:03yeah Ed was the perfect you know door opener so it's a get to get the
11:10confidence to get back out there on the streets it was not a hooker metaphor for
11:17I got the metaphor the streets leads you to many directions in the world so on
11:21them streets okay moving right along thank you bye thank you that was awesome
11:27what are you gonna hankering for I don't know what floats your boat anymore
11:30I don't know either, I haven't been out one.
11:32Neither have I.
11:40all right are you coming boys Christmas Eve this is it it's time are you guys
11:49ready Austin Cameron Chris oh my god oh you oh my god I've got to take you by
12:06the tree every year my mom loves to give us
12:09underwear and socks that we can like take pictures and it's kind of a normal
12:14oh my gosh I'm under the mistletoe. Can you give me like a hug and kiss so we can say Merry Christmas. I love you.
12:27The mistletoe is important to mom and of course I like to buy them these holiday
12:34underwear or socks something funny that we can take a little picture of and laugh
12:39about but buddies need little briefs yeah absolutely Chris whatever you're
12:48comfortable with oh my god oh my god look at your booty have mercy oh my god
13:04that family tradition is interesting one I don't know really what that it's
13:10about I don't know Shirley just like to see young men in these underwear but it
13:17was fun so I put it on and show up and show out you look fantastic okay guys
13:25you guys got killer bodies you guys look adorable okay I will take the picture go
13:32sexy I don't know go sexy okay let's pick Cameron up so I'm watching Chris
13:54really closely and I'm watching his reactions and his responses to how he is
13:59with my mom because that will kind of determine my relationship with him if he
14:02responds very well that's gonna show the effort that he's putting in which
14:05could be an opening to us starting again but if not it's not gonna work out and
14:15then Cameron this is yours and then mom that's for you no it's not closed and
14:22then let Cameron go first because I actually have to get the second half
14:25what is he shaking of the card mean what cuz there's no money
14:29forget something did I forget what yeah I was gonna say seriously like shaking
14:38the card of Austin's where's the money you know you like my handwritten card I
14:45do I like money too Chris I think one thing if I think Chris could ever learn
14:57from me can't bury the money so it's not about the money it's about that
15:03someone even thought of you can I read the card later yeah you can read the
15:10card later am I supposed to do it Chris that does he got me when I shook the card
15:20with my card open he kind of knew what I meant he got it loud and clear I'm
15:34glad we have to gym play basketball with your little boyfriend I told you I'm at
15:38the beginning of the game I told you little boyfriend I said if we win he has
15:41to move out
15:50I can't believe these old heads really think they better beat us I'm being a
15:56stretching yeah they not ready for us y'all brought your canes my little
16:14brother Sadiq my mom's little boyfriend Jerome and my mom's best friend Steve
16:17are all going to play basketball today if we win y'all you got to move out my
16:22in go for today is I'm gonna make a bet with my mom's little boyfriend and say
16:25if I win this basketball game you're moving out we know you're not going
16:29nowhere quick that's gonna happen he's not gonna beat me here's two bad ankles
16:33bad knees he has a lot of issues I think he has arthritis too
16:47Oh
17:059-8 no it's not it's 9-8 you won't cause it mean nothing you can't count that's
17:12help him out mama boy my mom and Jerome have been together going on like nine
17:22years now and for the whole time that I've known Jerome I've never thought he
17:27was good enough for my mom
17:41you