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00:00Does it talk?
00:02Oh, God.
00:04Is it good?
00:05Yeah.
00:06Look.
00:08Go careful.
00:11Oh, lovely.
00:12It's not getting the hang of it, though.
00:13You are.
00:14What are you going it for?
00:17Eh?
00:18Oh.
00:19Oh, Godly.
00:24Say hello to Jenny.
00:25Hello.
00:26Oh, oh, oh.
00:27Oh!
00:28No!
00:29Here we go.
00:30They've got him.
00:31Oh!
00:32What are you doing?
00:33Oh, she's a chicken nugget.
00:34Isn't it embarrassing, Madeleine?
00:35Oh, kiss.
00:36Oh, that's a bit forward.
00:37This is raunchy, isn't it?
00:38Bring on the delves.
00:39Yes!
00:40Who's in for the finger this week, isn't it?
00:41Oh.
00:42Oh.
00:43It's so bad, it's actually good.
00:44It's actually good.
00:45What just happened?
00:46Siri, call Ofcom.
00:47Oh, oh, oh.
00:48Oh, oh, oh.
00:49Oh, oh, oh.
00:50Oh, oh, oh.
00:51Oh, oh, oh.
00:52Oh, oh, oh.
00:53Oh, oh, oh.
00:54Oh, oh, oh.
00:55Oh, oh, oh.
00:57In the week we said a sad goodbye to One Direction star Liam Payne, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:04Brian Cox was blowing our minds on BBC 2.
01:07You might thought of the solar system as the sun, and then all the planets lined up all
01:12the way out to Pluto, but we now know that that's just the tip of the iceberg.
01:17Well, you know Abs, if there was aliens on another planet, they would actually think
01:22we were aliens because I mean, look at us.
01:25But I don't think we look like aliens.
01:27But they won't think they look like aliens.
01:29But they actually do, though, because they've got alien heads.
01:33You don't know what they look like.
01:34They could look nicer than us.
01:36I've watched ET.
01:37I know what an alien looks like.
01:38Not all aliens are going to look like ET.
01:42A couple of middle-aged men were mucking about on BBC One.
01:46We've decided to tackle getting older head-on.
01:49Ah!
01:50Oh, my God!
01:53I normally faint on rides,
01:55so I don't get to experience what it's like.
01:58I'm literally gone.
01:59As soon as I see the bottom, I'm like...
02:02And then I wake up...
02:03What is the point?
02:04It's true. I wake up at the end of it,
02:05someone goes, how was it?
02:07I guess it was good.
02:08I don't know. Yeah, I wouldn't know.
02:11And the big guns of Bondi were busy as ever on E4.
02:15Do you want to give me a few serious vibes?
02:17Yeah, it doesn't give a shit.
02:19It's getting hot in here.
02:20Oh, yeah. That looks great.
02:23Do you know what he looks like?
02:24He looks like me when I used to get my eyebrows done.
02:27In the single days?
02:28When I was single and I used to get my eyebrows threaded.
02:31LAUGHTER
02:34You get your eyebrows waxed and the nails done.
02:36So stupid.
02:38They look terrible.
02:40I look like an absolute dickhead.
02:42Everybody, they look great.
02:53In Leeds...
02:54I think I've out-cheesed myself.
02:56Out-cheesed yourself?
02:57And coming from me, that's a bold statement.
03:00..sisters Ellie and Izzy.
03:02Because normally what I'll do with the cauliflower cheese
03:04is use the extra mature cheddar in the sauce.
03:07Extra mature.
03:08And parmesan and maybe a bit of red lester,
03:11something like that.
03:12So I made it, went whole hog,
03:15whole bag of extra mature cheddar in the cheese sauce,
03:18tasted it, nearly blew my own head off.
03:20Couldn't stand me whisking it, it was that thick.
03:23I even had to put a bit more milk in,
03:25cos I thought, a bit too cheesy, this.
03:27A bit too cheesy, this.
03:30Oh, I can't wait to taste it.
03:31Never did I think I would utter the word,
03:34bit too cheesy.
03:37On Sunday night, more folk were quizzing for big bucks on ITV1.
03:42Oh, here we go, Lev.
03:44Who wants to be a millionaire?
03:45Who wants to be a millionaire?
03:46Me.
03:50This is by far the best game show, I don't care.
03:53I think it's, like, the OG.
03:56If someone was trying to cheat, we've all got coughs,
03:58so we'd ruin it.
04:00We'd be chucked out.
04:01They'd be like, what, Lev?
04:03In the episode, it was Kevin in the hot seat,
04:05playing for 125 grand,
04:08with all of his lifelines still intact.
04:11Ivan Pavlov's experiments in training dogs to associate...
04:15A particular stimulus with being fed,
04:19that means eating, is it, led to the formulation of which...
04:22Led to the formulation of which theory?
04:25I learnt about this guy in psychology.
04:28I should know this.
04:29The reinforcement thing.
04:31Yes. No, it's got a name.
04:32Positive reinforcement.
04:34Attachment theory.
04:36Classical conditioning.
04:37Classical conditioning.
04:38No. Conditioning. C. C. C. C. C.
04:41Or cognitive development.
04:43I think it's C.
04:44It is a form of conditioning, isn't it?
04:46Yeah. They ring the bell and the dog drools.
04:48How about we all just guess one?
04:50There's four of us, there's four answers.
04:52We'll guess one. I'm going C.
04:53I'm going B. I'm going C.
04:54No, you got... No. No, I'm going C.
04:56I'm going C.
04:58Basically, he rings a bell every time the dogs are going to be fed,
05:03and the dogs sort of salivate.
05:05We done better than Pavlov.
05:06We trained Dave to ring a bell if he wanted a biscuit.
05:09We did.
05:09Never stopped ringing that fucking bell, then, did they?
05:11And that was called classical conditioning.
05:15C! I'm telling you, C!
05:16Do you do classical conditioning?
05:20I think you do when somebody rings the doorbell.
05:22You say, quick, Mary, hide.
05:24This, Kevin, is your question for £250,000.
05:30Right. He's quite clever, old Kev, isn't he?
05:32Kev, he's storming it.
05:33Introduced in 1967, the Machen series...
05:37Ooh! I've heard of this.
05:40..refers to a definitive UK design of what?
05:44Ooh, I don't know.
05:45No idea, have you?
05:47Was it a car?
05:49I think it might be a car.
05:51Car number plates, telephone boxes, motorway signs,
05:57or postage stamps?
05:59Oh.
06:00C!
06:02Did you put your hand up?
06:04Crazy, I haven't got a clue with you.
06:06I'm going to go car number plates.
06:08Are you?
06:09I'm going to go for postage stamps.
06:11I think I will ask the audience.
06:13I'm sorry, but the audience aren't going to know this.
06:16This is a waste of time.
06:17Oh, he's going to spunk all his lifelines here.
06:19I don't think we've ever asked the audience
06:22for a £250,000 question before.
06:25Let's hope you haven't got a bunch of thick bastards here.
06:27I know, yeah.
06:29Ooh, they're saying motorway signs.
06:32No, the majority have said motorway signs.
06:35So, actually, it could be stamps.
06:36It could be any of them, mate.
06:38I wonder if it is postage stamps.
06:39That were my guess.
06:40So, I think I'm going to go 50-50.
06:44Yeah, go 50-50.
06:45Yeah, I would. It's a lot of money, Kevin.
06:47It is, yeah.
06:48OK, computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?
06:53Oh!
06:54Postage stamps, then.
06:55I think I will go, then, with postage stamps.
06:59Final answer.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:01Oh, he's did it. He's going for it.
07:03Please, no.
07:04Shit!
07:07Yes!
07:08Yes!
07:10Yes, I knew it.
07:12You didn't know it.
07:13I did.
07:14Why?
07:15Because I knew postage stamps had been out for a long time.
07:19And this question is worth half a million pounds.
07:23Ooh.
07:24What's he got now, phone a friend?
07:25Is that all he's got left now?
07:26Yeah, phone a friend.
07:28According to their official measurements...
07:30Right, according to their official measurements,
07:32which of these paintings is the smallest?
07:34Oh, I wouldn't have a clue.
07:35Who's going to know that?
07:36Oh, my God, no-one's going to know that.
07:38The Starry Night, Mona Lisa.
07:41Mona Lisa's smaller than you think, is it?
07:43Girl With A Pearl Earring, American Gothic.
07:47Right, think now.
07:49Have you ever seen the Starry Night one?
07:51No, neither have you.
07:53What's this?
07:55Right, think now.
07:57That's a horrible question.
07:59Starry Night is Van Gogh, and that's a big bastard.
08:02Van what? Van Gogh.
08:03Personally, right, I'm going with the Girl With A Pearl Earring.
08:08Reasoning behind that is?
08:11It just sounds as if it's going to be small.
08:14I'm going to phone David Harris.
08:17Good choice, David Harris.
08:19God, this is nerve-wracking, innit?
08:21Come on, David.
08:23According to their official measurements,
08:25which of these paintings is the smallest?
08:27You'd be like, can you hear me?
08:29No, I can't hear you.
08:30What, do you want to...? No, can you hear me?
08:32No.
08:32Starry Night's not huge, is it?
08:34Oh, and the Mona Lisa's very small.
08:36Oh, God knows.
08:37God knows.
08:38You don't want to wear that.
08:39You don't know, love.
08:40He's not 100%.
08:41Take your money, love.
08:43The more I think about it, the more I think it's probably
08:46Starry Night.
08:46Oh, don't.
08:47No, don't talk yourself into it.
08:48Is he going to do it?
08:49No, you knob, it's not.
08:50Don't be an idiot.
08:51I think I'll say I'll take the money.
08:54God, lad.
08:56Yes.
08:56Oh, you clever man.
08:58Clever to the end, Mary.
08:59Yeah, 250 grand, half an hour in a seat,
09:02answering some questions.
09:03Easy money.
09:04Yeah, you see, if you'd have said Starry Night,
09:06you'd be leaving here with $125,000.
09:09Whoa, I wouldn't have done that.
09:11Oh, that's reassuring.
09:13That's closure.
09:14Go with the pearl in.
09:15Really?
09:16Yeah, it's not.
09:17Yes!
09:18I knew.
09:20You knew sod all.
09:22I do.
09:24I'm telling you.
09:26Since when have you been an art expert?
09:29But I sort of thought, right, it can't be that.
09:34It can't be this.
09:35It can't be that.
09:37It's got to be the girl with the booyah.
09:39You don't like it because I knew.
09:41Yeah, but it was a total guess.
09:45In Kent.
09:46When was the last time you guys went to a party?
09:48Saturday.
09:491980.
09:501980?
09:51No, no, no.
09:52If we was about 1980, you went to like a proper party,
09:54not like an old people party.
09:56Michael, Sally, and their sons, Jake and Harry.
09:59When does it stop from being like having a fun party
10:01and going from sitting around talking to people party?
10:04When is that going to happen?
10:05You seem to walk around and listen to Mr Brightside.
10:08So what do you do at your parties?
10:10Run around and listen to Mr Brightside.
10:12And get drunk.
10:13Totally different.
10:14On Sunday night, a couple of blokes
10:16were on their travels on the BBC.
10:19God, there's so many of these bloody road trip
10:21programmes, ain't there?
10:23Jolly boy trip programmes.
10:25Jolly boy trips, yeah.
10:26Middle-aged men can go road tripping,
10:28and middle-aged women get the menopause.
10:30It's not quite fair.
10:34I love Paddy McGuinness.
10:36Oh, he's such a hoot.
10:37Right, where are they?
10:38And where are we tripping?
10:41What have they got in Switzerland?
10:43Chocolate.
10:44Chocolate.
10:45Euthanasia.
10:46This isn't the End Your Life episode, is it?
10:48Absolutely stunning.
10:50It's Dignitas time, man.
10:51Zurich is truly the land of the beautiful people.
10:55Yeah, everyone's bit of spuck in Switzerland.
10:57And it's not just women keen to look their best.
11:00Men like to look youthful now, don't they?
11:02Founded in 2014, the Gentleman's Clinic
11:06was the first in Switzerland to dedicate itself
11:09to male-only treatments.
11:11Look at that guy.
11:12That guy's treated to the end.
11:14Yeah, man.
11:14That's like Rylan's Swiss cousin.
11:16They're not making the Wotsit bigger, are they?
11:18What, enlargement?
11:20I'd better put my name down, I don't know.
11:22I would.
11:23Oh, these are the menus.
11:25That's Emily Watson offer.
11:27There's a menu.
11:28Oh, wow.
11:30Here we are.
11:31You're the last one, you know.
11:33All right.
11:34Notice you started thinning a little bit.
11:36No, it's not.
11:37Round the crown.
11:38Hello there.
11:39Bonjour, now.
11:40Welcome, welcome.
11:41Juliano's 82.
11:43Welcome to the Gentleman's Clinic.
11:44I want to look like you when I go out.
11:46Yeah.
11:47But he's had all the work done, hasn't he?
11:48He has had all the work done.
11:49He's had all...
11:50It's basically just, I'll take you from top to bottom.
11:52Sorry, what?
11:55We do a plasma treatment, which we do to maintain hair,
11:58to increase hair density.
12:00What's plasma treatment?
12:01That sounds really good, plasma treatment.
12:04What's a plasma?
12:05I've got a plasmatelly.
12:09What does that mean?
12:10I don't think it's a plasmatelly.
12:11It might be non-surgical,
12:13but this plasma treatment does involve
12:15taking some of your blood.
12:16What?
12:17I thought they were having their hair done.
12:20OK, make a fist.
12:22Oh, he's going to have it.
12:23Oh, he is.
12:24They couldn't take blood from him.
12:25Urgh!
12:26Look at all that.
12:27That's a lot of blood.
12:28It's all right.
12:29It's all going to go back in.
12:31Daniela, are they going to put it in a centrifuge?
12:36Love a centrifuge.
12:38They stick the blood in a centrifuge
12:40and spin it at 3,000 RPM to separate out the plasma.
12:44I'll be honest, it's witchcraft.
12:46Who would have thought?
12:48Wow, I've seen this before.
12:50It's fascinating, isn't it?
12:51It's clever, isn't it?
12:52This is the plasma.
12:53Do you reckon this is going to work?
12:54Just got to inject it now.
12:56Easy.
12:57Ooh.
12:58The hell, he's not having it injected into his head, is he?
13:02So this is the wonderful machine.
13:04Oh, Jesus.
13:06It looks like a staple gun.
13:09Does to me.
13:10There are five little tiny needles.
13:11Look at.
13:12Oh, dear God.
13:13Oh, shit.
13:14What's that?
13:15Five needles in your head at one go.
13:18Here we go.
13:19OK.
13:20This is what it feels like.
13:21Stand by.
13:23It looks like something you fit a carpet with.
13:25One, two, three, go.
13:29Ooh.
13:30Oh, no, that's like...
13:33That looks a bit...
13:34I thought it was going to be quick and painless.
13:36That's what us men have to do.
13:37Oh, stop it.
13:40That makes the eyes water.
13:41Oh, it's bleeding.
13:43For his sake, I really hope this works.
13:45For this to work, I'd need 500 injections every visit.
13:50Oh, fuck, that'd have a go.
13:52Oh, I would.
13:53Wear a wig and an hat.
13:55Yeah.
13:55What's the saying, Trev?
13:56No pain, no gain.
13:58It's enough to make your hair stand on end.
14:00Wait, what's left of it?
14:02They're telling me, for maximum effect,
14:05I'd need five more visits.
14:07Oh, no.
14:08Ooh, really?
14:09Ooh.
14:10Ow.
14:11That's not worth it.
14:12I think once is enough for me.
14:17Oh!
14:21Fucking hell, that's painful as hell.
14:23It's right, you know, Paddy.
14:25It pays off in the end.
14:27That's bad.
14:28You know what I mean?
14:29Cracking, a couple of days of Zorica, my new man.
14:41In Blackpool, what are you doing?
14:43This is sage.
14:45When you burn it like this,
14:46it gets rid of the negative energy in the house.
14:48Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
14:51It's shit.
14:52Exactly, negative.
14:54Negative vibes, Pedro.
14:56I'm just gonna waft it round your hairs.
14:59If you burn me with that, it'll be the last thing you do.
15:02See, listen to that.
15:03Negativity leaving the house.
15:06No, it isn't, it's a smoke alarm.
15:08It is actually pretty smoky, isn't it?
15:11Fucking hell.
15:12Whoa.
15:13Ah, ah, ah!
15:13Dickhead.
15:15That's ash.
15:18Duck it out.
15:21Shit.
15:22Duck it out, you dickhead.
15:27On Tuesday, there was a proposal from Downing Street
15:31that was making the headlines on the BBC.
15:35What do you fancy for your lunch?
15:37Well, I did want a sandwich,
15:38but someone's bread's not ready.
15:42Good afternoon, welcome to the BBC News at One.
15:45Plans to give weight loss injections
15:47to unemployed people living with obesity.
15:49What?
15:50Yeah, I heard about this.
15:52Could be very important for our economy and health,
15:54says the Prime Minister.
15:55If you're overweight and you're in a job, you're fine.
15:58You're not a problem.
15:59No.
16:00You can continue to be overweight.
16:01You can continue.
16:02But if you're unemployed, well...
16:03Keir Starmer was speaking to the BBC
16:05after the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting,
16:06suggested jabs could be an effective tool
16:09for getting unemployed people back into work.
16:11There's too many weight loss jabs at the moment.
16:15Everyone's taking it, even people that aren't fat.
16:18You're going to have to show some ID
16:19when you go into Greg's to bypass the next, aren't you?
16:21Are you unemployed?
16:22Are you overweight?
16:24No plus or drill for you.
16:25It's estimated that a majority of adults in the UK
16:28are now overweight or obese.
16:30Oh, please don't show me there.
16:31I don't want to see my back there.
16:32Do you remember when we were at school,
16:34there would be only one fat child per school?
16:37They were usually very popular.
16:39Yes.
16:40The personal health costs can be severe,
16:43and so can the cost to the wider economy.
16:46We should quit our jobs so we can be overweight and unemployed.
16:50And get Manjaro for free.
16:53I must get myself some tracksuit bottoms, Natty.
16:56Why?
16:57With elasticated waist.
16:59Please don't, Giles.
17:00Very important for the NHS,
17:02because as I've said time and again,
17:04yes, we need more money for our NHS,
17:06but we've got to think differently.
17:07We've got to reduce the pressure on the NHS.
17:10Good on him, I say.
17:11Well, you would say that, you bloody loving.
17:13Obviously, being overweight brings on
17:15a lot of other medical conditions for people,
17:17and if you stop that, that's got to take
17:18a bit of pressure off the NHS, hasn't it?
17:20The Tories are going to assess people
17:22to see if they really were not fit for work,
17:26but Labour is going to just jab them into being fit for work.
17:30A trial is now planned to take place
17:32in Greater Manchester over five years.
17:34Why don't you move to Greater Manchester?
17:37It'll examine whether the drug Manjaro, made by Lilly,
17:41can help people with obesity to lose weight,
17:44and in turn, reduce pressure on the NHS,
17:46and get people back to work.
17:48So once everyone's skinny...
17:49Everyone's going to be back at work.
17:51There'll be no unemployment at all.
17:53There are no mental health issues,
17:54there are no money issues, nope.
17:56It's all to do with how much you weigh.
17:58It's so easy for people to just sit there and say,
18:01diet and exercise, eat less, move more.
18:04It's not that straightforward, is it?
18:05It's much more complex,
18:07and we live in a fatphobic society as well.
18:10Yeah.
18:10But experts say action must also be taken
18:13to improve the quality of food on sale,
18:15and reduce sugar, fats, and salt.
18:18Exactly, that's it.
18:20It's the ready availability of high-calorie,
18:24ultra-processed foods that's the problem.
18:26I get a frigging ping from McDonald's,
18:28six chicken nuggets, £1.40,
18:30and I'm thinking, well, I didn't want six chicken nuggets,
18:32but now I might go and get six chicken nuggets,
18:33it's only £1.40.
18:37Hey, no, you look real different today.
18:39Do I?
18:40No, I'm just looking for me glasses.
18:43Oh.
18:44Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
18:46I'm sure I left them here on Friday.
18:48You just had them a minute ago.
18:51Well, where have I put them then?
18:52Well, you did.
18:54Oh, I can't be bothered to leave together up.
18:56What?
18:57I can't be bothered to give them.
18:59No.
19:00You silly sod.
19:02I thought I'd had them.
19:03I left them here on Friday, you know.
19:06Didn't you notice you'd been sat there for 10 minutes,
19:08and you didn't notice that I had your glasses on?
19:11No.
19:12On Monday night, some loaded hotties were at it again on E4.
19:17I'm loving this, I'm loving all the drama.
19:20Just the Australian version of Maiden Chancellor.
19:23It's a bag of shite, this duet.
19:28Do you know what, I tune in to watch Maiden Bondi
19:31purely because of Lawson and his animated self.
19:34Like, why is your neck turning 90 degrees?
19:37It's like he's constantly acting.
19:39Yeah.
19:42OK, this is looking really good.
19:44Woo, who's that?
19:45Do you want to give me a few serious vibes?
19:47Oh, no.
19:48Oh, it's Lawson.
19:50Do you know he's a very odd boy, that Lawson.
19:53He's got a good body, but not a good...
19:55Brain or face.
19:56That's the one.
19:57So how are things going with Bella?
19:59Things are good, Emsi.
20:00Why does he speak like that?
20:02I'm good, Emsi.
20:03Yeah.
20:05Believe me.
20:06Built up this very special date for Bella and I,
20:09and I'm out of ideas.
20:13He is rich, so he should be able to come up with something good.
20:15The textbook one is cinema,
20:18all in the bottom of the popcorn.
20:21I think that I wanted to speak to you.
20:28Oh, no.
20:29Oh, no.
20:32Where did you get it?
20:34I've always kind of had this weird thing
20:36that it feels like I'm not good enough for you.
20:43No.
20:44Did you see how long the eyes closed for?
20:47This is him.
20:51It kills me to hear you.
20:56Speak faster, man.
20:58We've got stuff to do.
21:00You're everything and more,
21:03and you mean more to me than anyone on this planet.
21:06He's just saying what he thinks he needs to say
21:08in the moment.
21:09Do you reckon?
21:10Exactly, yeah.
21:11That's it.
21:12He's saying what she wants to hear.
21:13Yeah.
21:13What you've got here is bullshit.
21:15Yeah, yeah.
21:16And there's going to be a big but on the end of this.
21:18You mean more to me than anyone in the world.
21:21But.
21:23But.
21:24I can't lie, it's come from my side out of the blue.
21:27Bella's been saying how she felt from the get-go
21:29that she wants something serious.
21:31How could it be blindsided?
21:33Which is why I need time to think.
21:35What?
21:36You need time to think?
21:37What's there to think about?
21:39You either love her or you don't.
21:41I don't want to lose you, but it's getting hard to stay.
21:44Is it done?
21:44No.
21:47Wow.
21:48Let's give it a pat.
21:51I think I've seen it all now.
21:55Hi, lovely ladies.
21:56After having some time to think,
21:58Larson and Bella were reunited at a fancy ball.
22:02My mind has been a battleground.
22:08That's a great line.
22:09I'm going to start using that at work.
22:11Oh, God.
22:13So dramatic, isn't he?
22:15Yeah.
22:17So I've fought deep and hard.
22:20Fucking hell.
22:21He's doing this all, isn't he?
22:22Bloody hell, is he milking this or what?
22:25I wouldn't have patience for him.
22:27And I can't see myself being a boyfriend
22:32in this present moment.
22:33Eh?
22:34What?
22:35Oh, mixed signals, central, piss off.
22:38Like, I have no more time for this now.
22:42None.
22:43Yes, Bella, you tell him.
22:44Exactly, kick any bollocks and walk off.
22:47I completely understand.
22:50That is the end of the line.
22:52That is the end of the line.
22:54Whoever talks like that is so dramatic.
22:55Nobody talks like that.
23:01Why does he look so sad?
23:02It's his decision.
23:03It's the thick quivering of the lip for me.
23:05Now he's regretting it.
23:06Could you see that?
23:09He just realised what happened.
23:14He's looking over her shoulder to see if he's gone after her.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Oh, no, he hasn't.
23:18Oh, no.
23:19He's definitely being serious.
23:20He's just getting an egg mayo sandwich at the buffet.
23:23And he's talking to some other girl.
23:33In Manchester.
23:35Right, last week, went to the shop,
23:37put my Christmas rum truffles in, bought four boxes,
23:40put them in my Christmas cupboard.
23:42Who's had my Christmas rum truffles?
23:44There's one pack gone.
23:46The Malones.
23:47I'll be honest, I ate the Turkish delights,
23:50but I've not had the rum truffles.
23:52You ate my Turkish delights.
23:54I had the Turkish delights and the rum truffles
23:58and the Turkish delights.
23:59How do you know you don't like rum truffles
24:01if you've not had them?
24:02Because I've had them all the other years.
24:04Never mind the rum truffles.
24:05I didn't know the Turkish delights was gone.
24:08On Monday, we set sail once more for a culinary voyage
24:12down the Thames on Food Network.
24:15Wow, the biggest.
24:16I knew you'd do that.
24:17Well, I am.
24:21I love a bit of roux back down the river.
24:24Oh, you obviously do as well.
24:26Michelle who?
24:28No, Michelle Roux.
24:31Michelle Roux is one of the world's greatest chefs.
24:34That is his actual name, Michelle Roux.
24:36Oh, it's a boy?
24:38Yeah.
24:40This is my roux back down the river.
24:44One thing I would say about Michelle Roux's cooking
24:46is you really don't know what's coming next.
24:48You don't get him going down the fucking Tyne, though, do you?
24:51Up in Newcastle.
24:52I stopped at Bijou for a burger and a beer.
24:55In a fight.
24:57In the episode, Michelle made it all the way to Reading
25:01to visit a restaurant on a boat.
25:03People are drawn here to enjoy the traditional dishes
25:07and Chung is going to show me a favourite.
25:09What is it?
25:10Come on then, Chung, what are you making for us today?
25:12Hong Kong-style French toast.
25:14Oh!
25:17Is French toast like eggy bread?
25:19Eggy bread.
25:20Oh!
25:21Obsessed.
25:22I love it.
25:23I didn't even know they did French toast in Hong Kong.
25:25No, but we did get food poisoning, though.
25:28We did?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Yeah, that was unexpected.
25:31This one has a thick layer of peanut butter.
25:34Peanut butter, yeah.
25:35Yeah, that's nice.
25:36Peanut butter.
25:37Oh, sautéed.
25:38Nice.
25:39I eat it.
25:40I've never tried it.
25:41Have you?
25:42Yeah.
25:43OK, so, crusts off.
25:44Yes.
25:45Oh, that's you, that.
25:46You don't like anything with crusts on.
25:47No, I don't.
25:48You just waste all the bread.
25:49That's what the goodness is, isn't it?
25:50Do you remember that?
25:51Yes, Mum.
25:52She won't get curly hair.
25:53I don't want curly hair.
25:54I don't want to eat a crust.
25:55We got egg?
25:56Yeah, we were separated, though.
25:57Oh, he separates the egg yolk and the white.
25:58I never do that.
25:59Never, ever, ever.
26:00Uh-huh.
26:01Oh, bloody hell.
26:02Oh, God, he's giving that a good whisk, isn't he?
26:03He's whipping that, isn't it?
26:04Jesus, he's going to have a wrang on his arms if he's not careful.
26:05And now we soak it.
26:06He's soaking it, Daniella.
26:07I'm really funny with touch and york.
26:08French toast is fried in dollops of sizzling butter.
26:09It's a bit of a mess.
26:10It's a bit of a mess.
26:11It's a bit of a mess.
26:12It's a bit of a mess.
26:13It's a bit of a mess.
26:14It's a bit of a mess.
26:15It's a bit of a mess.
26:16It's a bit of a mess.
26:18And now we soak it.
26:19He's soaking it, Daniella.
26:21I'm really funny with touch and york.
26:24French toast is fried in dollops of sizzling butter.
26:28Jesus Christ.
26:29Look at the oil.
26:31Look how deep that pan is.
26:32Nothing healthy about this.
26:34Ah.
26:35But Cheung is using vegetable oil.
26:37Vegetable oil.
26:38Oh.
26:39He's on the veggie oil thinking of his tikka.
26:41Yeah, because it's served with the maple syrup.
26:45Oh, my God.
26:46Yeah, usually yeah, so it's sweet. I hope he gets it on a bit of kitchen roll and gives it a dab
26:53Yeah, he needs a block that and there's more
26:57Oh
26:59Jesus have mercy what a wedge Oh God
27:05Stop oh, that's not food. That's a lethal weapon. Yeah
27:16I
27:26Love food that makes me giggle
27:28The texture is amazing. No food, but I've eaten he's ever made me laugh. Oh, it looks horrible
27:34It doesn't it does not am I allowed to have an opinion?
27:37Nice and crisp on the outside with that boy now
27:40I'd walk me fork on top of it and just guide it round all the bread on top
27:47I'll be good thinking about we've got all the ingredients to help me to make that for you. No, you can't know my poor heart
27:55Just trying to he's trying to kill you kill me. Have you got life insurance? No, I haven't just not got life insurance
28:03In Glasgow, I've read 42 books this year, honestly, maybe this also has to stop but why cuz the house looks at the fucking Mitchell library
28:12Well Sheen and a boyfriend Joe you actually slagging me for buying books I can't do anything
28:17Yeah, you're a man first. It was clothes. Oh the house has come down my clothes and then I changed my
28:23Interest and I actually shine better and educate myself and then I'm getting slagged for that and you say our house looks at water
28:27So there's a world history section in our house. How did that get there?
28:31Maybe you should try pick up a book. I do rather than looking at a screen
28:35It's green eggs and ham the only books you read are on on the Xbox when you get your character to read a book
28:40Baby, you wouldn't have square eyes if you read more books are the rectangle eyes. Yeah like me
28:46This week we're all gripped by a twisted tale of revenge on sky. It's a dark drama. You know this Jenny
28:53It's a thriller you'll love thrillers. I do but I can guess from the air. I think we should turn the lights down
28:59No, I don't want the lights turning down. Thanks. Since when have you had sky Atlantic? Oh still got your login
29:05You cheeky sod only so long I can do till I talk
29:09Hide in plain sight. What have you done? My rabbit one caught in the head?
29:21I guess my blood's morning
29:26It must be said up north this, you know, you don't get anybody down south saying oh, you're aren't sweet pea
29:31No, it's all treacle down there. Yeah governor people. I'd love to kill
29:37You know, sometimes I drive to work thinking that man spreaders I'm with you there girl. Oh, I'm on the spreaders
29:47My sister Saren a sister as well for leaving me on read on my phone and in my life in general
29:54So it's not just me then you read and then don't reply
29:59So yours is actually worse than her sister our mum for leaving
30:05And forgetting to tell us where she went
30:07But the sound of things she wants to wake up half the planet and forever at the top of my list
30:13That mean girls it always always
30:17Julia blanking song for making me pull so much of my hair out, but I had to wear a wig
30:24Well, she's had a tough life and she bless
30:28Julia blanking song
30:30But turning me into a ghost
30:33Well, Julia can't say anything. She's wearing a lime-green dress. I feel a bit sorry for her at the moment
30:39But she sort of become like a ghost. It's anonymous. Almost isn't she? Yeah shrunk back in because people are giving that such a hard time
30:50Oh god, this must be Rhiannon's dad's funeral. Oh
30:54Oh look, she's in the car all on her own with the dog on the way to a dad's funeral. Where's a sister? Oh
31:03That's sister, thank you. Oh, sorry. Thank you. They're just walking by her as if she's invisible. Oh
31:12No, go some school while the elevator at the funeral then no not Julia bling blam blam at the dad's funeral
31:24Oh shit, that would be the fucking cherry on top. Yeah of a shape day
31:31Got me to do mini scotch eggs, especially I only eat meat when I'm in straight in. Oh god, she's nice ain't she?
31:38Sorry, I see you Julia blanking sops at it again. She's getting on my nerves. I don't even know her
31:45Oh my god. Hi. It's been so long hasn't it?
31:49She still looks frightened to death of her don't say I mean I haven't seen you since school
31:59You don't appear to be any different Julia, it's funny how the bullies right never go I used to bully you
32:05You know whenever I see him out and about now. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah, fuck off
32:13Were you just gonna go she didn't even say
32:16I
32:17Saw what you do to me to be fair. They're all going for a union drink at square tomorrow
32:21You should go. No, thanks. Are you joking? Are you having a laugh mate?
32:25So you want me to go for a drink with them? Yeah, nah, we need to sell the house. Oh great
32:32Bloody hell, she's having a warm. No, I've got an estate agent. Julia's doing it Julia
32:37No
32:38Oh just to stick the knife in no, Saren. I'm sorry. You cannot say I'm like her
32:46She's a sister from hell. I wouldn't do that shit to you. Sure. I would not
32:51You need to get over this Julia thing
32:53Go to square you might have fun. Yes. Oh great. I lost my whole head of her because of her
33:02Don't tell me she's gone to the square don't please don't tell me
33:10This is the beat Julia's reunion or where did she go?
33:15Oh my gosh, she walked straight past her Wow, Julia didn't even acknowledge her
33:21She ever sees it, don't you she was a rice just in that girl. She's just trying to say to me you're insignificant
33:27Okay, are you okay? Does she look okay? I need you to stay out of my house. That's right, sweetie
33:34Your sister has signed the contract
33:37You need to sort this out with your sister. I'm just doing this for Saren. Why me Julia?
33:43By the wrist you're kicking off stop pretending that you don't know what you did. Oh, what did she do?
33:48I have no idea what you're talking about my life. Yeah, all those years of abuse. You made me pull my hair up
33:54You didn't exist to me then
33:56And you don't now what a bitch. I don't want you there. She's a mean girl. So I'm mean girl
34:03It's like you're obsessed with me
34:06It's fucking creepy
34:13Oh, she's absolutely invisible, it's incredible
34:21She doing down the canal Oh
34:25God won't catch me walking there in the dead of the night. Oh wait, just go home
34:30Love I'll have a cup of tea and a biscuit. I'll all look better
34:34What is it is it a knife shit without you
34:37I
34:41Think that must have belonged to her down. Oh
34:47Charming
34:54Whoa, this is sorry didn't see you invisible again. Oh
35:04All over the edge
35:08You see me now, oh I'm girl what I'll fucking engine stupid bitch. Oh, Jesus Christ
35:24Do you see me now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See you see it. I'm scared. Yeah
35:29Yeah, yeah, see this what Pete does to people if you piss them off that long. Yeah, you want to think about that at all?
35:38You
35:45In Leeds were you over at weekend? Oh, yeah was I were you hanging though?
35:51Quiet, so I were a bit hungover. Hmm. I went for a Sunday dinner
35:55I went for a roast at 12 sisters Ellie and Dizzy and a car
36:00We booked it and he booked it for 12 o'clock. He's so keen in it. I thought who we were fuming
36:07Potter and Dean going to Calvary at half-eleven. Yeah, it said you've only just had your breakfast by 12 o'clock
36:12You're not ready for a full roast. No, I have like
36:15Elevensies on a Sunday exactly late. It's lazy morning. So morning. Yeah, exactly
36:21But he's the type person house Christmas dinner at 12. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah
36:26Not right. Is it? No, it's not right on Monday night
36:30There were more Bobby's chasing baddies on Channel 5 when I was a policewoman
36:35We had wooden trunctions they got metal ones now that probably dreams of joining the show
36:41Yeah, I'm at times. He watches it
36:44He listens so carefully as well. Sometimes he's like this
36:50I do like the chase. That's a different show. Oh, yes the police chase. Oh
36:58My god mother lives in Northampton the epicenter of crime. I can't imagine it's her though. She's in her 80s now
37:05Multiple units are hunting an Alfa Romeo that failed to stop the blue lights blues and twos are on Julie chasing an Alfa Romeo. Oh
37:13Interceptors soon have it in their sights
37:18Very fast down a suburban streets are a fine in there
37:22They've no idea why the driver's taken off because he's done some it illegal perhaps his wife is having a baby or something like
37:29You know, but the xc60 soon brings him in
37:31Oh, you got it c60 there's nothing more exciting than being in that car chasing
37:40He's on the footpath suspect on the path on the path on the path
37:47What did he gain from doing that no this guy's mad the nippy Italian number may be a match for the Volvo
37:54But the Volvo is more safe, isn't it? Uh-huh. Yeah
37:56But
38:00It's no match for German engineering is this the big boys coming out to play now, yeah in the BMW 340 I
38:08They're getting the BMW on him. Now. The baby was in town Bertie and Sandra have joined the party
38:17It's kick-ass time Mary Bertie gallops after the Alfa tracking it out of town
38:23towards a possible stinger site
38:26Stinger that's one of them in it where they put it in road and it nails you tires
38:34They're gonna get him now you look off come on
38:38Here we go Daniela, they're gonna get him they're actually gonna get him
38:45It's there did they get it or did they do it and this one is bang on schedule they've done it
38:50Did he do it? Yeah, his thighs are flat now
38:53Alpha male is out of the traps and away
38:58He's getting a bit
39:01It's now a foot race and the interceptors are hot on his heels
39:05I'll have no chance. No your short legs look more units closing in the suspect nips down an alleyway
39:12He's as fast as the Alfa in it
39:15I'm not gonna risk getting a migraine from watching this man, but then get snagged while trying to scale some spiked railings
39:28His legs bleeding
39:36The officers have their man, but not for long
39:40I don't say you get some way get lost
39:43They've helped him off the spike and he's running the injured suspect legs it towards the back garden go on
39:48Get the dogs. I get the dogs on them
39:51What's he wearing his hand? Oh, he's got a taser
39:54I do think he has done enough to deserve a taser in by this point
39:57You'd be getting done for police brutality and tasering people if you move I will shoot you. I will kill you
40:05You'll be tasered go on get him
40:08Give him a pen stay there
40:11Don't get up stay there. Do as you told you little shit. Don't go anywhere
40:16Don't go anywhere a quick check of his vitals
40:20Oh, no, he's bleeding reveals a puncture wound to the upper leg. Oh, it's ginger
40:26Those are ones you least expect. Oh, yeah, I do love a ginger. Yeah, it's right up your street ginger bad boy
40:33In
40:35Wiltshire now the trick was I got it off YouTube put some green tomatoes
40:40Into a box with a banana and Bob's your uncle in seven days time
40:46They'll have turned red Giles and his wife Mary. Let's Kate. Let's take these
40:52Four out and leave these in shall we? Yeah, and then
40:58We can have these with our streaky bacon
41:02Tomorrow breakfast. I don't know. Oh, you know, I don't have breakfast. Stop it
41:08Why are you trying to make yourself unattractive?
41:11On Monday night BBC two took us somewhere out of this world. It's one for you. Yeah, I
41:18Like space and stuff. He's got dressed up for Brian in honor of Brian. Yeah, we love Brian though. Yeah
41:25It's like you George is a sexy nerd
41:28This is a journey to the least explored regions of our solar system the solar system is our like the moon and
41:37Earth and all our well, yeah. Yeah. I don't know much about it. I think the solar system is fascinating
41:48Literally even start yet. I'm literally even going to why or how
41:58Tell me I don't give a shit about my solar system, okay
42:06We're gonna have a mental sweat much in this because we'd be like what the fuck is going on in fairness to Harry
42:12He does know his stuff when it comes to space and we really don't yeah
42:17There is a girl
42:19There's a gas cloud out there, which is bigger than our solar system, which is purely bit
42:27Past the Kuiper belt we enter a realm of true darkness
42:31I'm intrigued by space, but I'm also scared of space but every now and then
42:38Things do show up in the darkness. Oh
42:42They've spotted something. Well, what's showing up Brian? Oh
42:47Hang on
42:49In 2018 a faint point of light was detected. What is that? Is that a little planet?
42:56Could be a planetesimal or an asteroid or a flying saucer
43:00No, 10 billion kilometers beyond the Kuiper belt, right? So I think what the saying is
43:07Where they've seen light light shouldn't be there from what we already know
43:11So the knowledge that we already have but through this whole thing of the twinkling where we know it should stop the way hold up
43:17Wait a minute. So I'm on NASA. Is there it's a dwarf planet
43:23Nicknamed far far out
43:28That's a bit of a primary school name, isn't it but we think there's more out there called far far far out
43:38Imagine that pinnacle is the Sun right his explanation now Neptune about 30 meters away from the Sun
43:46So on our scale that means that the earth would be one meter away. Well, are we doing things to scale?
43:52Yeah, it's gonna try and show you how big it is one meter. That's called one
43:57Astronomical unit the distance of the earth from the Sun. It's about 150 million kilometers
44:02Give me a piece of paper and a pen to write this down
44:05Well, it's quite far away then because when I ran the great north run that was like 22
44:11Kilometers and I felt like that was going on forever. Yeah, so a hundred and fifty million kilometers
44:19That's far and then to the most distant object we can see here we go who's had to get break into a run
44:25It's that far. It's that far. It is, of course
44:29Far far out. I rely my brains not taking none of this in, you know
44:36But remarkably
44:38We strongly believe
44:40That there's another region another realm to the solar system
44:44Canali's jumping in the Jeep is he getting in his car to drive to it?
44:48I told you the solar system does not end at the end of the kite boat. It does keep going
44:51It is would you like a medal or something? Yes, I bloody would because I knew this
44:56you genius
45:011100 astronomical units. Whoa. Well, it's quite far away. That's what I'm gathering
45:07Is
45:09Still going I'm gonna sound like a kid here when I say this, but are we there yet? Yeah
45:14Oh, here we are two kilometers away from the Sun. I can't even see the Sun
45:20That rocks the Sun
45:22the rocks of Sun that
45:26Adam off and this is where we think another realm begins. It's all becoming clear. No in it
45:33What to you
45:35Yeah, is it
45:38You know, I'm gonna laugh
45:41Well, you've got family that are a few hours away, I don't bother going to say that that's bad enough
45:46Yeah, you know if it's anything over 15 minutes, I'm not
45:56It's a gogglebox stand-up to cancer celebrity special next week followed by a
46:00Topical tiptoe through these tempestuous times as the last leg returns at 10
46:05And if patience isn't one of your virtues stream our apocalypse not now
46:09But at some point very soon sitcom everyone else burns now rather than watching it Thursdays at 10
46:15Nothing to stop you doing both obviously
46:18brand new first dates next tonight