The Goggleboxers share their thoughts on the week's TV highlights including, the NRL Grand Final, Aussie Shore, Selling Sunset and FBoy Island Australia Finale.
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00:00There's a cricket.
00:14Cricket?
00:15Get it.
00:16It's hopping everywhere.
00:17I got it.
00:18I got it.
00:19I got it.
00:20I got it.
00:21Don't.
00:22Don't.
00:23Not in my pants.
00:24Shit.
00:25Every evening in Australia...
00:30What have we got here?
00:31I don't know what that means.
00:32TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:34Oh, that's what it is.
00:35Oh, it is.
00:36Oh, okay.
00:37But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:40Oh, I just can't watch this show.
00:42Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:46Yes.
00:48You have to be like a complete bogan to love that.
00:51I thought that was really good.
00:53Surely people don't watch this s***.
00:55This week, this was back.
00:57The Great Outdoors?
00:58Didn't this show finish in the 90s?
01:00Chef's Table had us salivating.
01:03Oh, yeah.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:05Stop it.
01:07And the premiere of Aussie Shore made us go...
01:10What the hell is this show?
01:12..and...
01:13Ah! ..and...
01:14Oh, Christ.
01:16Oh, dear.
01:23I haven't got time to sew.
01:25I'm too busy to sew.
01:27Now I've stapled it.
01:28Beautiful.
01:29It just shows how much I've used it and the love of it.
01:32Just shows how much your arse sits on it.
01:34Oh, s***!
01:35What, you're going to staple up your collar?
01:37This is The Great Outdoors.
01:39Saturday on Seven, we watched...
01:41The Great Outdoors?
01:42The Great Outdoors?
01:44Didn't this show finish in the 90s?
01:46I haven't seen this since we were kids.
01:48Yep, it's been 12 years, but now it's back and exploring...
01:52..the wide-open roads of Route 66.
01:56Oh, we're doing Route 66?
01:58That's on my bucket list.
01:59From Chicago right through to LA in the west.
02:03Who is this dude? Um...
02:05James Tobin. He's the weather reporter on Sunrise.
02:08He's cute, too. He's very cute.
02:09Have a look at this.
02:11Who was on The Great Outdoors?
02:12It's hard to pick a favourite, but if I had to...
02:15Ernie Dingo.
02:16I think at the time, he was the only black fella on TV.
02:19Tom Williams?
02:20Tom Williams was a big Great Outdoors guy.
02:23When you think of Route 66,
02:25your mind goes to motorbikes and Mustangs.
02:27Midlife crisis.
02:29Oh, I like the bikes.
02:31You need something with a bit of class.
02:33Who else? Jennifer Hawkins.
02:34Jennifer Hawkins.
02:36She used to always do the beach holidays.
02:39Oh, we're going to Fiji.
02:42Probably should get one of the girls to do it.
02:43You beauty.
02:45How much of a crush did you have on Katrina Roundtree?
02:47She's on Getaway. Yeah, right-o.
02:49Let's move on to...
02:51..Jimba Island.
02:52Where are we now?
02:53We're in sunny Queensland, brother.
02:56Wow. Wow.
02:58We've got a woman in the water.
03:00So it hasn't changed that much, Simon.
03:01On Queensland's Sunshine Coast.
03:04Cutie Patootie goes to the US and she gets shafted to Queensland.
03:08Yep, you heard right.
03:10Hells yeah. See, this is my sort of location.
03:13The turtles know that you're there. You're swimming beside them.
03:15You're kind of in sync with them.
03:16I've found something new to add to my bucket list.
03:19You don't have money, mate.
03:20It was just unbelievable.
03:22And the turtles probably think,
03:23hey, let's go down here, we can swim with some humans.
03:25OK, but head in, lad.
03:27And there's many more kilometres to explore.
03:30Queensland has it all.
03:31We've got the beautiful beaches
03:32and then it backs on to, like, the rainforest.
03:34What more could you want?
03:35The hinterland is nirvana for mountain bikers.
03:39This is my hell.
03:40Getting dust up my nostrils.
03:41She's about to fall off.
03:42This is not for the faint-hearted.
03:44The pubic bone's going to be bruised.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47The multi-use tracks wind their way through eucalypt forest.
03:51I need to buy a new seat cover for my bike.
03:53I'm actually surprised you have a seat on it at all.
03:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:58I'm falling for the view, literally.
04:01Oh, that's pretty nice.
04:02It's pretty.
04:02But do I feel the need to bike ride to it?
04:05Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
04:06And the same applies when it comes to gorgeous places to eat.
04:11I love a little pub lunch.
04:13That's not a pub lunch.
04:15It's not a little lunch.
04:16She's having a buffet.
04:17The good old classic pub meal has been transformed.
04:21Transformed into some foamy shit.
04:23Pub food was a parmigiana and chips.
04:25And if you're a vegetarian, parma without the ham.
04:27But I don't know what's better, the food here or that view.
04:32Both.
04:33Food for sure.
04:33Guarantee the food's better.
04:35This century-old country pub is in prime position.
04:39However, have you, young lady, been to Mount Tambourine?
04:42It's the only problem with Queensland, really.
04:45Yeah, the peak Queenslanders.
04:46Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:48OK, well, maybe you'll prefer this next destination.
04:52Jungfrau, the top of Europe.
04:55Whoa!
04:56Look at that.
04:57Ooh, I was more like it.
04:59Where everything is higher, steeper.
05:01I feel so sorry for Kimberley.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Tegan is now in Europe.
05:05She gets to do the cool stuff
05:07and the other lady went for a pub lunch.
05:09They call this the region of superlatives.
05:12The what?
05:12What's a superlative?
05:13It sounds like something you take when you're backed up.
05:15And it all starts right here in Grindelwald.
05:18Grindelwald!
05:19That's where we went!
05:20Grindelwald, my favourite place in the world!
05:24Why do I need to pay thousands to go to Switzerland?
05:26I'm driving half an hour bloody north.
05:28I'm going to Mount Tambo.
05:30It's known as the top of adventure.
05:32Wow, look at that.
05:33Spectacular.
05:35Bro, look where you're walking.
05:36Literally around the cliff.
05:38Feels like you're suspended in Swiss skies.
05:41Yeah, but look how gorgeous that is.
05:42That's like the sky bridge at Mount Tamborine.
05:45It's the same thing.
05:48Oh my God!
05:51Wow, I'd love to do that.
05:54Look at that, they've got giant swings.
05:56Treetop challenge, Mount Tambo.
06:00What an awesome show.
06:02But you know what?
06:03They can't do another episode
06:04because they can't get any better from this.
06:06Well, I'm glad that got a reboot.
06:07That'll make a lot of people really happy with the nostalgia.
06:10Well, we only had one TV and we all used to sit together
06:13and wait for the shows to start.
06:16And then we'd go to the toilet in the ads because you couldn't pause.
06:19Those were the days.
06:31Mum comes home in a couple of days time,
06:32tell me I'm going massive cleaning.
06:33Have you watered the fern?
06:35The hairy one thing.
06:36Over there.
06:37Oh, that one.
06:38Looks a bit dead.
06:38It's looking av.
06:40Oh my God.
06:41Oh, you're dead, mate.
06:42Yeah, no, we'll pour, we'll put something in it.
06:43We'll do it tonight after TV.
06:44Pour some coffee in it.
06:45Yeah, we'll wake it up with some coffee.
06:49Steve!
06:50Hold on.
06:51The grand final waits for no one.
06:53What a match up we've got.
06:54The Storm and the Panthers for grand final glory.
06:57This is Melbourne versus Sydney.
06:59Go Panthers!
07:01Let's go Storm!
07:03Get wrecked, rest of Australia.
07:05They're playing in their fifth consecutive grand final.
07:08Who won last year?
07:10Panthers, they've won the last three grand finals, bro.
07:12We beat them in 2020.
07:14Now we're going to beat them in 2024 and stop their run.
07:16I'm going to be beating myself in patience.
07:18First, some pre-match entertainment.
07:23I don't mind Kid Leroy.
07:24A lot of old people have no idea who Kid Leroy is.
07:29Kid Leroy?
07:30Who's Kid Leroy?
07:31Maybe that's one of the players' sons.
07:33All right, bring out the boys in footy shorts.
07:35All right, here they are.
07:37Oh, I love a boy in pink.
07:40I wonder what else is pink.
07:41Oh, well, I hope we don't find out.
07:43The trophy sideline.
07:44Come on, Storm.
07:46Four in a row, let's go Panthers.
07:48I'm going Melbourne.
07:49You know how many Queenslanders are in Melbourne?
07:52Well, they've won four in a row, he's going to be right up there.
07:54I'm trying to think, should I iron those other sheets?
07:56In an intense first half, the Storm was first to find the gap.
08:01Oh, shit.
08:03They're not going to catch him.
08:05Terry Grant gets over...
08:06Oh!
08:07Yes!
08:08Oh!
08:09Yeah!
08:10The Melbourne captain.
08:11Is that it?
08:12No, that's it.
08:14I mean, even this homo knows that.
08:15But the Panthers quickly answer.
08:17...at the ground, they did it again there.
08:19Go Cleary, go Cleary.
08:21Alamodie, get on the ball, get on the ball.
08:23To Riva, to Riva.
08:25Yeah!
08:26Woo-hoo!
08:27Come on, let's go.
08:29Both teams are lighting it up.
08:31They've done the biggest mistake of all time,
08:33they've just given him a goal.
08:34Maybe I can wax every hair off my leg one by one.
08:37And in the shadows of half-time...
08:39..Battery's number seven.
08:40No, no.
08:42..Battery's Martin Liam...
08:43Oh!
08:44Oh!
08:45Stop pumping the air.
08:47If this keeps going, your TV is going off the balcony.
08:51..at the start of the second half,
08:53Melbourne crossed the Penrith goal line.
08:55Go, go, you good thing.
08:57The Melbourne might have scored here.
08:58Woo-hoo!
09:00Oh!
09:02Look at the pink jerseys.
09:03I'd love to be in the middle of all that.
09:05Oh.
09:06I think it'd be a much better sport if they just had no shirts.
09:08But the decision was sent upstairs.
09:10Bullshit.
09:11That's a try.
09:12That's definitely a try.
09:13Good call.
09:14I want to be the ball.
09:16And with that, the Panthers continued to build a lead.
09:19There's a contest at the back, it's come down for Penrith.
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh!
09:24It goes to Leota.
09:25Here we go, we're through again, we're through again, we're through again.
09:27Penrith are out of the match.
09:28Oh!
09:29Oh!
09:30No.
09:31And it turned out to be the match winner.
09:32Penrith, Penrith, Penrith.
09:33Yes!
09:34Woo-hoo!
09:35Look at them.
09:36That's how I want them to run at me.
09:37This is history.
09:38The pink Panther strikes again, baby.
09:39The Panthers are going to have to start renovating their trophy room.
09:40It's that big?
09:41At least something good came out of Penrith.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Yeah.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Yeah.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Yeah.
10:05What's your favourite thing at the show?
10:08Favourite thing at the show?
10:09I know it's me, obviously, with ya, but something else.
10:11Probably the cows.
10:12That bull or whatever, this long thing.
10:15And then, bull's this big.
10:18I thought, oh!
10:19No, you said, oh, big keef.
10:21I've never said that, Keef.
10:23Never.
10:24This week on Binge.
10:25Oh!
10:27F-Boy Island!
10:28F-Boy Island.
10:29It was here.
10:31Final time, baby!
10:33F-Boy Island.
10:34The moment of truth.
10:36So we get to find out who's an F-Boy and who's an ice guy?
10:38Correct. Yep.
10:39F-Boy Island.
10:40Hey, bro, your seat's over there.
10:42And it all kicks off at a reunion.
10:45The three of you have a rather massive decision ahead of you.
10:48Massive.
10:50For Nicole, that massive decision is between Nathan and Jack.
10:54No shirt again.
10:55The guy has not worn a shirt the whole time.
10:57It's not washing day every day.
10:59Crystal must pick between Doug and Paddy...
11:02Oh, but who brought the grandpa?
11:03Oh, do not go for that fake brown hair.
11:05Yeah, what in the turkey hair transplant is that?
11:08..while Ali is torn between Chad and Joe.
11:11Let's talk about Joe.
11:12I don't like his jawline.
11:14It's too perfect.
11:16Ooh. Ouch.
11:18Mansplain!
11:19Do you know what mansplaining is? Not really.
11:21Well, self-reflecting, you do it all the time.
11:23Do you need me to explain it for you?
11:25No, it's OK. So the mansplain is when...
11:27All of the boys who have already been eliminated...
11:29Ugh! ..are now going to interview the two guys
11:31that are still there, purely to ruin their day.
11:34Wow. Thanks.
11:36What should Ali know about Chad?
11:39OK, here we go.
11:41Ooh, nothing to say. No.
11:43Not one of you has anything to say.
11:45He's got a shit name.
11:46He's got a really shit name.
11:48Let's talk about Joe, then.
11:51There's lots to say about Joe.
11:53They don't like Joe.
11:54They think Joe's an F-boy.
11:55And on top of that, too, there's that girlfriend-ex-girlfriend thing.
11:59Oh! Ex-girlfriend thing?
12:01What's the ex-girlfriend thing?
12:02We still text, I send her photos of my dog,
12:05cos it was our dog.
12:06That's fine.
12:07Excuse me, I have kids with my ex.
12:09I don't send him pictures of my dog.
12:11I'm allowed to send her photos.
12:13I don't even send him pictures of the kids,
12:15let alone the fricking dog.
12:16But wait, there's more.
12:18Prior to the show, he actually met his ex-girlfriend,
12:21um, coincidentally.
12:23Oh, shit.
12:24She got Joe's number off Joe's mum.
12:26Joe's mum?
12:27Oh, shit.
12:28How are you sending messages of the dog,
12:30but you don't have her number and she doesn't have your number?
12:32Oh, it's all unravelling, isn't it?
12:34Yes, it is.
12:35I lost my phone.
12:36Pfft!
12:37The old, I lost my phone trick.
12:39Mmm.
12:40Joe seems to be in quicksand.
12:44He's an F-boy. He's an F-boy.
12:45Absolutely an F-boy.
12:46If his name starts with J...
12:49Later that night...
12:51The last mixer. Oh, thank God.
12:53Hi, boys.
12:55Put a fricking shirt on, dude.
12:57My God, it cannot be that hot.
12:59Well...
13:00Wait, shush, shush.
13:02I love it when the cameras are like this.
13:03Oh!
13:04Oh!
13:05Oh!
13:06Who's she kissing?
13:07Joe.
13:08Oh!
13:09Ooh!
13:10Lordy, Lord.
13:12Hot and steamy.
13:14Why do we have to be at a mixer right now?
13:16They want to go and mix some bodily fluids,
13:18if you know what I mean.
13:19She hasn't picked him yet.
13:20Where's Chad? Where's Chad?
13:23Oh, poor Chad. This is nasty.
13:25I've been played by women before.
13:26Why does he sound like Darren Lockyer?
13:28And I'm not about to make that same mistake again.
13:31Chad, get out of there, bro.
13:32Block, delete, done.
13:35He's getting up. He's going straight to Ali.
13:37He's gonna tell her.
13:38I'm out.
13:39Yes! Yes!
13:40Yes!
13:41Ali, you're stuffed up.
13:44No, don't run after him!
13:45Do you not feel anything between us?
13:47Oh, shut up, Ali!
13:49Could you kiss the other bloke?
13:50Am I wrong?
13:52You're not right, but you're not wrong.
13:53Oh, we're gonna talk in riddles now, are we?
13:56You're leaving me with no choice.
13:58You've left me with no choice.
13:59You're leaving me with no choice.
14:00You've left me with no choice.
14:02LAUGHTER
14:03I don't like her. She's been confusing.
14:05Is it a bit nasty if I kind of hope that Jo's an f-word?
14:08Nah, I am praying!
14:10Well, let's find out.
14:13Final decision time. All right.
14:16Good evening, everyone, and welcome to our finale.
14:19Whoa! What's that? Abby, what are you wearing?
14:22She's come as a cyclone ice block.
14:23It's now time to make an extremely difficult choice.
14:27First, Nicole chooses...
14:29Hang on. ..Jack.
14:31Oh, shit, he's got clothes on.
14:33That's why you didn't recognise him.
14:34I thought he'd just have a bow tie and nothing else.
14:36And we learn that Jack is...
14:38A nice boy!
14:39Wait, what?!
14:40..then Crystal picks...
14:42Don't choose Paddy.
14:43Paddy.
14:45But I'm proud to say I'm a nice guy!
14:47It's a nice guy!
14:49Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:52So, they've picked two nice guys.
14:54Now for Ali.
14:56Oh, she's very down in the dumps.
14:59Does it make it any easier knowing you have one option?
15:02No.
15:04It doesn't.
15:05I just don't like the chances of there being
15:08three nice guys at the end.
15:10Yeah, she's right.
15:11There can't be three nice guys at the end.
15:13What do you reckon he is? He's a dickhead,
15:15but I think he's a nice guy.
15:16There is no way in hell Joe is a nice guy. Sorry.
15:20Joe, why did you come to this island as?
15:23Shh, shh, shh, shh.
15:25Every single one of you have doubted me.
15:27Oh!
15:28This is cringy, but it's worth it.
15:31But money is money.
15:32Oh! Yes!
15:33Say it! Just drop the F-bomb!
15:36But there is one thing that triumphs money every time.
15:39Oh!
15:40And it's love, baby. I'm a nice guy.
15:42Yeah!
15:43What?!
15:44Romeo and Juliet?
15:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:47So dramatic.
15:48Dickhead, nice guy.
15:50Three nice guys!
15:52What an anticlimax! There was no F-boys.
15:54Am I disappointed that they all fell in love?
15:57A bit.
15:58I have lost faith in reality TV.
16:02Oh, my God, how good was that?
16:03This goes to show that we don't know how to read F-boys.
16:05No, well...
16:06Well, you know, they do walk among us.
16:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:10Be careful, Bob.
16:15MUSIC
16:27When I landed back in Brisbane the other night,
16:28I was waiting in the taxi line.
16:30There was only about four or five other people around,
16:32and I thought I was going to land at a very silent part.
16:36Turns out it...
16:38Was the opposite?
16:39Was the opposite.
16:40It almost ripped a hole through my pants.
16:41Sunday on Foxtel, we checked out a new reality show.
16:46Moonshine is master distiller!
16:48Mate, we've done barbecue, we've done glassblowing.
16:51We've done everything legal,
16:53so now we're going to do something illegal.
16:55What's moonshine?
16:56Making grog!
16:57Correct.
16:58Because back in the day...
16:59Making liquor was a skill that helped folks
17:01survive difficult economic times like the Great Depression.
17:05Yeah, so they used to drink, and then there was Prohibition,
17:07but people kept making moonshine underground.
17:10Nothing like a home brew.
17:12I don't see one black person on this TV show.
17:14Oh, well, that's presumption.
17:16Um, anyway...
17:18All right, guys, welcome to Master Distiller.
17:20Why are all the judges dressed the same?
17:21There must have been a sale on the overalls.
17:24You've got to work with what ingredients that you have.
17:26Oh, OK.
17:27He doesn't have overalls, he has over-nothings.
17:30Is that why they call moonshine?
17:31It's because they get their tushies out at the end?
17:32Maybe they'll put their noose to the sky
17:34after they've been drinking.
17:35I hope not.
17:36Y'all going to run us a little liquor
17:37and show us out of you three
17:38which one really is next master distiller.
17:41How do you end up as a judge on a moonshine-making contest?
17:45Like, what's your resume?
17:46Diabetes and three missing teeth.
17:48Then, for no reason, we head outside to get cooking.
17:51So they must just chuck everything in a pot
17:53and boil it up or something, eh?
17:54The Lebanese and these guys actually have a lot in common.
17:56These guys are making moonshine, the Lebanese make adak,
17:59and we both marry our cousins.
18:00That's true.
18:01First up, we find out what contestant Cole is making.
18:04Sugar, cornmeal and cornflakes.
18:06Cornflakes! Cornflakes!
18:08Oh, yeah.
18:09I grew up on cornflakes.
18:10I used to have six bowls every morning.
18:12I never got pissed.
18:13Next, we say hello to Erin.
18:15She looks like an Erin, doesn't she?
18:16Yes.
18:17And she's using fruit as her base.
18:19How long do y'all think it's going to take me
18:20to cut these nectarines?
18:22Why are you cutting it out?
18:23Why don't you just mash it?
18:24Look, she starts off with 10 fingers.
18:26Let's see where she is in 55 minutes' time.
18:28Ow!
18:29Oh!
18:31Told you, I told you!
18:33We'd have called a nine!
18:34Did you slice it good or a bit?
18:35Yeah, it's OK.
18:36It's just a bowl of moonshine to clean the wound.
18:38True.
18:39Coming up, the three contestants is this bloke.
18:41Bruiser!
18:42Of course he's a bruiser. Look at him.
18:44As long as there's blood in my veins and breath in my lungs,
18:47I'm gonna make liquor.
18:48Blood in his veins.
18:49I reckon it's 50% moonshine in his veins.
18:51Absolutely.
18:52What are we cooking, boys?
18:53I got almost everything I think I need.
18:56Oatmeal, raisin, bran, honey, sugar and water.
18:59Watermelon?
19:00It's like the worst porridge ever.
19:01That looks like what you bring up
19:02after you've probably drunk his moonshine.
19:04Eurgh! Smells beautiful.
19:05Then, with the one hour up...
19:07We'll monitor the temperature.
19:08When it gets down, we'll either pitch a yeast for you
19:10or come get you to pitch it yourself.
19:12What? Was that English?
19:13The guys from Duck Dynasty are like,
19:15what do these fellas say?
19:16Get this guy some subtitles!
19:18Might as well be in Arabic.
19:19And the fermentation process is soon complete.
19:22Five days later.
19:24Five days later, he still doesn't have a shirt on.
19:25It's like watching episode FBoy Island.
19:27A Brix hydrometer measures how much of the original sugar
19:31has been converted to alcohol.
19:32This is getting scientific for a whole bunch of hillbillies.
19:35Alright, guys, we did the science, did the math,
19:37and the numbers do not lie.
19:39I don't reckon they did the science or the math.
19:41I don't reckon they passed the science or the math.
19:43It's then time for the final step in making moonshine.
19:46We'll have one hour to get these stills together
19:49in a manner that they will function and function safe.
19:52Wait, they have to build the still?
19:54Oh, cos now they've got to boil it
19:56and the steam will go up, go across and settle,
19:58and then it'll come out the bottom.
19:59Too much work. I'd just rather go to the bottle shop.
20:02Oh!
20:03Oh, shit. She nearly blew one up.
20:05Don't fear the poof. Don't fear the poof?
20:07I feel like everyone on this show would fear the poof.
20:10I've told you that a few times. Yeah.
20:12Oh, my God, it's boozy.
20:13Oh!
20:15That looks disgusting.
20:17Yum!
20:18Mine's better than wiping your honey in with a wash rag.
20:20What?
20:21Enunciate.
20:23You can always throw a little bit of your mash in there too now.
20:25What? What is this sense?
20:27Who taught that man to talk?
20:29Right-o. How about we just get to judging?
20:31Well, it's a smooth liquorice. I think you did a good job.
20:33OK, so this is the taste test.
20:35They're literally getting paid to get smashed.
20:38This would be the best job.
20:39And... And...
20:41They really are all pissed, aren't they? Absolutely.
20:44It's really floral.
20:45God, I hope none of these guys are driving after this.
20:48Let's go to alcohol then.
20:49Dude, they're getting more and more pissed.
20:52Those overalls will be off in a minute.
20:53Let's go give them our decision.
20:55Let's... Let's go...
20:56Let's go back... Back in...
20:59..in there and tell them.
21:00And it all comes down to overalls versus no overalls.
21:04Bruiser and Aaron, here we go.
21:06And guess what? You can both be winners.
21:08Unfortunately, we can only crown one Master Distiller.
21:11Who wins? I'm going to say Aaron wins.
21:14I reckon Bruiser's got it. No, I reckon it's Bruiser.
21:15No, I reckon Aaron's got it.
21:17I made wine in Greece once, back in 1987,
21:21but we stepped on the grapes.
21:22Oh, OK.
21:24Anyway, the winner is...
21:25Bruiser, you're the next Master Distiller, my friends.
21:28What did I say? My buddy picked it.
21:31Bruiser wins.
21:33I loved that show. Did you?
21:35Couldn't understand a word they were saying,
21:36but, man, it was interesting.
21:37Now, run home to your wife slash cousin
21:40and let them know you won.
21:53In Melbourne, Anastasia's on the phone to her fiancé.
21:57Yes, Gabby?
21:59No, lamb.
22:02Yeah, well, you can get some pork as well.
22:03Get half lamb and half pork.
22:06Yeah, you can get both.
22:08Bye.
22:10That was so romantic.
22:12This week on Netflix, we watched...
22:15Chef's Table.
22:16I love Chef's Table.
22:18What is this show?
22:19A documentary series celebrating renowned chefs.
22:23Is this going to be food porn?
22:24Yeah, pretty much.
22:25Oh, shit, yeah.
22:26And in this episode...
22:28I see flour, eggs.
22:29..we meet Evan Funke.
22:31Mixing.
22:32Chef and restaurateur.
22:34When you start kneading like that, it's only one thing.
22:36Who is famous for his handmade...
22:39Pasta.
22:40That's right.
22:41Oh, yes.
22:44The thing to understand about Evan Funke
22:46is that he has chosen the most difficult path,
22:49making pasta by hand.
22:51There's nothing better than fresh pasta.
22:54I think if someone made me pasta from scratch,
22:55I would fall in love.
22:57And it requires perfection, and that's an extraordinary thing.
23:00Lasagna.
23:01Wow.
23:02Tortellini and brodo.
23:03Oh, yeah.
23:05Tagliatelle Bolognese.
23:06That does look delicious.
23:08Why are they playing inspirational love music?
23:11His obsession goes extremely deep.
23:14I was really dissatisfied with where my life was going,
23:18and I stumbled on La Vecchia Scuola Bolognese in Italy.
23:22It was run by Alessandra,
23:24who is one of the best sfoglini in the world.
23:28I got on the phone.
23:30She said, OK, we'll see you when you get here.
23:32If you're going to learn to make dough, you go to Italy.
23:34Go to Asia. We'll show you how to make real pasta.
23:37To be fair, pasta came from noodles.
23:39And then the Greeks perfected it, and then the Italians copied us.
23:46Alessandra teaches with overflowing warmth.
23:51She looks so proud.
23:52She's like a nonna.
23:54She's just sharing her experience and her recipes.
23:57Exactly.
24:01You need heart.
24:02It's all by touch and feeling.
24:04I wanted the craft of handmade pasta
24:06to be the focal point of everything I did from here on out.
24:10For a big, tough guy, he's got some very...
24:13Delicate hands. Delicate hands.
24:15And I just gave myself to the whole thing.
24:19Ooh, wow. Look at that man with his hands.
24:22There you go, baby. Smack it.
24:25Fast fingers.
24:26Girls.
24:28I fell into this rhythm of making dough after dough
24:32after dough after dough.
24:34Look at him work that roller.
24:35It is very intense.
24:38Is this kind of sexual?
24:40Erotic.
24:42You've got to feel it as you're doing it.
24:44You've got to feel it.
24:45One day, it felt natural for the first time.
24:48This is getting intimate again.
24:50It was fresh and thin.
24:52He's making love to this dough.
24:53Strong and balanced.
24:55He's talking about this pasta like it's his one true love.
24:58In the end.
24:59Wow.
25:00Look how thin it is now.
25:02See the light coming through it.
25:03It was perfect.
25:04When you start to see your hand behind it...
25:08This is who I'm going to be.
25:10Oh, I got goosies, man.
25:12Like, on a cooking show.
25:14I want one of those sticks.
25:16A rolling pin? Yeah.
25:18A lot of the handmade shapes are dying with the true masters.
25:22Dying with all the nonnas.
25:23Less and less young people are willing to really become a master of it.
25:27I suppose they want these traditions to be passed down and lost.
25:30True. Very true.
25:32But even when I ask my nonna now, how do you make it?
25:33She says, ah, just a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
25:36put it together.
25:37What's that? A cup?
25:38I wanted to celebrate these women.
25:41So when I opened Funky,
25:44I listed the pasta shape with its provenance.
25:47Siddy and the woman who taught me.
25:50Love that.
25:51He's paying homage to the woman who taught him how to make it.
25:54He's so passionate about it, isn't he?
25:58Oh, mm.
26:00Wow.
26:04Oh, my God.
26:05Oh, stop it.
26:08Oh, yeah.
26:10Oh, yeah.
26:11Oh.
26:12Oh, yes.
26:14Oh, my God.
26:16Mm.
26:17Oh.
26:19Oh, yeah, good.
26:21This is like watching porn with my mate.
26:23Might be even better.
26:24We are celebrating their history,
26:27giving the credit where credit is due.
26:29So that their legacy also lives on.
26:31I'm sure the Italian nonnas will be proud.
26:34Mm.
26:35Ah, can we bring up Iberitz, please?
26:37That was very, very, very interesting.
26:39I really liked that.
26:40That was exciting.
26:42Yeah.
26:43Sexy.
26:44Yeah.
26:45Just beautiful.
26:46Yeah.
27:02In Brisbane, it's swooping season.
27:04I was on my scooter the other day, and no joke...
27:07Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
27:10Like, literally, I was on my scooter, and it was like this.
27:13And I'm like, what the hell's going on?
27:16Well, you've got a big target there where your crown is.
27:18The big ball spot.
27:20So, they're flying in.
27:23This week on Netflix, it was back.
27:25The LA real estate market is unpredictable.
27:27Hey, what's this?
27:28You know what this is.
27:29Hot chicks.
27:30Big tits.
27:31You ready to put a for sale sign on the sunset?
27:35Selling sunset, Leanne.
27:37We're back, baby.
27:38Do you know what I love about this show?
27:40Big tits.
27:41Oh, don't be like that, because season eight was back with a bang.
27:44Oh, my God.
27:45We're in the wrong industry.
27:47We really are.
27:48Isn't this just a real estate show for LA?
27:50That's what you think, small fry.
27:52It's got the three pillars of success.
27:53Real estate, hot women, and drama.
27:55And the LA real estate reality show stars...
27:58Hi, honey.
27:59Hello.
28:00Chelsea's like a crazy A-type that can't take direction from anyone.
28:04Look at the size of those nails.
28:05I didn't think you were going to say nails then.
28:07Also in the show is Mary.
28:09With this group, if there's anything we're used to, it's challenges.
28:12Mary's like the queen of the company.
28:13She's been there the longest.
28:14She's like the OG.
28:16They all look like Barbies.
28:17Yeah, real estate Barbie.
28:19And new to this season is...
28:22Oh, hello, Alana.
28:24Let's go.
28:24And what about Alana?
28:25Well, she's new. We don't know her yet.
28:27She's new this season.
28:28Sorry, I thought you knew everyone.
28:30I am the newest member of the Oppenheim Group.
28:32OK, welcome. Welcome aboard.
28:33The real estate agents around here do not look like that.
28:36No, they're all middle-aged fat men.
28:37I've been in real estate for three years now.
28:39I have a ton of experience.
28:40A ton of experience in three years.
28:42What qualifies her to sell a $20 million property, Milo?
28:45Hotness. Correct.
28:46And they all work here for this bloke.
28:49We've got an important client coming in.
28:50Are they allowed to go to work with their boobs out?
28:53That's how you sell houses.
28:55I wonder if most of their clients are men.
28:57Something tells me they might be.
28:59Ooh.
29:00Wow!
29:01Geoff is a homeowner.
29:03Well, I can walk in. Keith, I'm a homeowner.
29:05Thanks for coming by. I knew it wasn't a quick trip.
29:07Oh, God, there's two of them.
29:08Are they identical twins?
29:10Yeah.
29:10These two look like Andrew Tate and his brother.
29:12You know, we'd like to bring on a couple of agents that you like.
29:15Oh, look at all the girls listening in.
29:17Yeah.
29:17Do you know I was almost a real estate agent?
29:19What?
29:19Yeah, it came down to, did I want to work in disability
29:21or did I want to be a real estate agent?
29:23And fuck it, I've been wearing Jimmy Choo.
29:24You know what I'm wearing?
29:25What?
29:25Spend less.
29:26Ladies, if I can ask, I would like several of you
29:28to go meet Geoff so that he can decide, you know,
29:31which of you will be on the listing.
29:32Does he get to choose which one of the girls he has
29:34as his real estate agent?
29:36Correct.
29:36Well, that sounds sus.
29:37All right, well then, Alana, Mary, Chels,
29:39I'll have you guys go down, I'll set that up.
29:41So this is between Chelsea, Mary and the new girl, Alana.
29:44Well, this should be good because Mary and Chelsea have had beef forever.
29:47Frankly, I don't care.
29:49No.
29:49Just get to selling the house.
29:51Yeah, righto.
29:52Good point.
29:53Oh, my goodness.
29:54Six bedrooms, nine bathrooms.
29:57What does one do with all of that space?
29:59We actually never need to worry about this issue.
30:01I got it like...
30:0229 million.
30:04Oh, that's a lot of lotto tickets.
30:06The commission is almost 900,000.
30:08I'd push my choosies up for that kind of money too.
30:12If you're going to live in LA, you want to live there.
30:14The rest is a shithole.
30:15There's 48 solar panels in this house, which generates 75 gigawatts.
30:19Does Tesla charge us in that house?
30:21Love, love, love.
30:23Shut your mouth.
30:26Oh, my God, that's gorgeous.
30:28You know what's wrong with that house?
30:29Do you see the barbecue area?
30:30It's open, there's no cover.
30:32It's a white, white, vast range, you can't have a barbecue.
30:34Have you seen the rest of the house, Keith?
30:36Yeah, but...
30:37Next, the three agents pitch to homeowner Jeff and his wife.
30:41Oh, here we go, girls.
30:42Oh, I see, the three girls are doing their pitch.
30:45My tits are bigger than your tits.
30:47This is a gift for you guys.
30:48Aw, thank you.
30:50Let's hope it's not a $10 bottle of Spumanti.
30:52Beautiful.
30:53Definitely have the experience.
30:55I think Mary's men may just have been to get her boobs out.
30:58Yeah.
30:59It's then time for Chelsea to present to the couple.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:03She looks like a baddie from a James Bond movie.
31:05What is she wearing?
31:06She looks like Blade. Blade.
31:07Blade.
31:09Yeah, like Wesley Slump just came off the set of To Wong Foo
31:11and now he's going into Blade.
31:12Yeah.
31:13Find an agent that is as passionate about the house
31:15and loves the house as much as you guys love the house.
31:18I love this house.
31:19That's not a pitch. That's a ballagia.
31:21Thank you so much for coming. We'll let you know.
31:24Decision time.
31:25Who are you picking?
31:26We know that Chelsea and Mary hate each other,
31:28so in the spirit of the show, let's choose those two.
31:31Let's choose those two.
31:32And we really want to work with Mary.
31:34That is amazing.
31:36They picked Mary.
31:38Chelsea is going to be fuming.
31:40And they also really want to work with Chelsea.
31:44Oh!
31:45Ah, you picked it.
31:47Sharing the listing.
31:48So we've picked the two people in the office
31:49that can't stand each other?
31:50OK, that checks out.
31:51I didn't want it all.
31:52Can you blame me?
31:53This is going to be an absolute schmozzle.
31:59Bloody hell, we're on.
32:01We're so on, everyone's bloody at their throats.
32:04Well, that was half an hour out of my life.
32:06I'll never get back.
32:07At least one thing's consistent.
32:09What is that?
32:10We haven't seen a house get sold on this show yet.
32:11True.
32:23I'll tell you what.
32:24You can do all you want to do to jazz up a $5 pizza.
32:29I got extra cheese.
32:31I put chilli flakes on this.
32:32Have a taste of that.
32:36Yeah, mate, you can put lipstick on a pig,
32:38but it's still a pig, isn't it?
32:39It certainly is.
32:43Thursday on Nine,
32:44we paid a visit to the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital.
32:49Our PA.
32:50Our PA has been on our screens for so long.
32:54Well, people keep getting injured and sick.
32:55That's it, there's always something new to see.
32:57Yep, so let's see what season 20 has in store.
33:00Can you wiggle your toes?
33:02Kind of like...
33:03Oh, God.
33:04We are about to see some gruesome things.
33:07I hope it's not graphic. I just started fricking eating.
33:10It's every rap fan's dream to shoot a music video.
33:12♪ Hands up, up, up, up
33:15♪ Yeah, we got something to say
33:16♪ So come and follow my way
33:18OK.
33:19It's a vocal cord injury for sure.
33:20What'd he do?
33:21So, it was, like, throwing me across the room and, um...
33:25♪ Through the basement track he smacked back...
33:27Oh!
33:28Oh, bang.
33:29I missed it.
33:30What's happened?
33:31They dropped him.
33:32That's not a word.
33:33That wasn't the best idea, clearly.
33:36At least this is the funny side of it.
33:38Only cos he's on that whistle.
33:39Troy landed hard, badly fracturing his ankle.
33:42Oh.
33:43Oh, I don't know. No, no, no.
33:45I'm literally finding out tomorrow if my ankle's OK
33:47or if we need to do some more work on it.
33:49You can see there's some skin tenting.
33:50It's like the bone's about to push through the skin.
33:52Oh, my God!
33:53Oh!
33:54Oh!
33:55Fuck!
33:56Why?
33:57Nah.
33:58Why, why, why?
33:59An X-ray shows just how badly deformed the ankle is.
34:02Oh!
34:03Holy moly!
34:04That little square bit's supposed to be underneath the long bit.
34:07Start sucking on that green thing.
34:09With Troy now heavily sedated, orthopaedic doctor Sarthak Chopra
34:13will try to pull the ankle back into place.
34:15You all right, Troy?
34:17Mate, Troy's asleep.
34:18Oh!
34:19Oh!
34:20Oh!
34:21Oh!
34:22Troy's not asleep.
34:23Oh!
34:24Oh!
34:25Oh!
34:26Oh!
34:27Millie, don't vomit on me, please!
34:28It's all done.
34:29Oh!
34:30Can you imagine how much pain he would have been in?
34:33They really drugged that man up and he was still crying and screaming.
34:36Yeah.
34:37You'll be fine tomorrow.
34:38Let's take a break from Troy and meet Elio,
34:40who's at the RPA to have...
34:42..surgery to repair his leaking heart valve.
34:45Oh!
34:46Oh, he's having a heart operation.
34:48So, the first thing we're going to do
34:50is to repair the heart strings.
34:52Heart strings?
34:53I didn't know hearts actually had heart strings.
34:55I may put in new heart strings.
34:57Plucking at my heart strings.
34:59I thought it was just a saying.
35:00But it's actually a real thing.
35:01After that, I will be putting in a new door frame.
35:04Jeez, we are tugging on heart strings, putting on door frames.
35:07This is like the block.
35:09And all of this is done through the use
35:11of minimally invasive robotic surgery.
35:13Robot?
35:14How are you feeling?
35:15All I want to know is one thing.
35:17Am I going to die or am I going to live?
35:20In order to operate, Elio's surgeon has to stop his heart.
35:24We want the heart to stop so we can operate inside of the heart.
35:27Wow.
35:28How does he stay alive?
35:29Elio's heart will be stopped and supported
35:31by a heart-lung machine
35:33that will keep blood circulating around his body.
35:35Isn't that incredible?
35:36It's amazing what they can do now.
35:38And what we're going to do now is to open the interface.
35:42No.
35:43So, you could do Dr People probably, but you can't do this.
35:45Show me stuff coming out.
35:46I don't need to see what's on the inside.
35:48Mm-mm, none of my business.
35:49And that will allow us to enter the left side of the heart.
35:53That's the inside of a heart, Tim.
35:55Oh, no, no, no.
35:56Over here, there are broken cords.
35:58Oh, my God.
36:00Those are heart strings.
36:01Problem is, Elio's aren't doing their job.
36:04They're lazy strings.
36:06So, what we're going to do now is to put new heart strings
36:08onto the pupillary muscle here.
36:10Oh, he's literally going to tug on his heart strings.
36:12These replacement heart strings are incredibly strong.
36:15He is tying a fishing line inside this guy's heart with robots.
36:20Incredible.
36:21So, he's beating regularly himself.
36:24We'll just take him off the pacing.
36:26The human body is wild.
36:27The fact that that heart can just go back to beating...
36:29With a foreign string now in it.
36:31How does this heart know to beat?
36:34That's your choosies.
36:35After less than two days of being cared for,
36:38he's ready to go home.
36:40Two days!
36:41That is absolutely amazing.
36:43Meanwhile, back with MC Ankle Breaker...
36:45Troy's broken ankle has been fixed in place
36:48with a metal plate and screws.
36:50Oh, God.
36:51You nervous about tomorrow, Mil?
36:53He'll spend six weeks in a boot or cast
36:56and another six having physio.
36:58Six weeks?
36:59Bro, that guy's having physio for a year.
37:01I guess he won't be crowd surfing any time soon.
37:03Despite the pain, this hardcore rap fan
37:06still thinks it's a small price to pay.
37:09It was 100% worth every second of it.
37:12Idiot.
37:17I feel like these shows are just not my cup of tea.
37:20Love a bit of blood and gore.
37:21Gee, that heart surgery was unreal, wasn't it?
37:24Imagine learning to do it, though.
37:26What, they practice on dummies?
37:28No, real people, Keith.
37:29And if they die, they just get the next one.
37:31Jesus Christ.
37:42I was cleaning out the garage the other day...
37:44Oh, be true.
37:45..and look what I found!
37:47Jared, do you remember her?
37:49Kevin.
37:50At my 30th birthday.
37:5120 years ago at the Normanby Hotel.
37:53Shut up, 20 years ago!
37:55This week on Paramount Plus, this happened.
37:59We've come from all over Australia...
38:01..to live in the ultimate party town.
38:03What the hell is this show?
38:05Party time!
38:07This is Aussie Shore.
38:09You know, like Geordie Shore.
38:10Oh, Christ.
38:12Hot girls, hot guys.
38:14Who asked for this?
38:16I did.
38:17Are you serious?
38:18I really want to watch this.
38:19I just don't want to watch it with you guys.
38:21Yeah, maybe not the best thing to watch with the rellies.
38:24Big Bugatti.
38:25We gonna turn it up.
38:27As the show follows the antics of a...
38:29..whole bunch of drunk people hanging out,
38:31sleeping with each other, causing havoc.
38:33These can only ever be filmed in Queensland.
38:35I told you!
38:37These are gonna be the loosest people ever.
38:39Yes!
38:41My name's Katya, I'm 23 years old.
38:43She just looks like a classy gal.
38:45Got the glam on, got the rig out.
38:47And I'm ready to launch.
38:49I'm starting to cringe and the show's been going for 50 seconds.
38:52Ah!
38:54Ah! I opened the door all by myself!
38:56Oh, my God!
38:58Oh, my God!
39:00Oh, my God!
39:03I opened the door all by myself!
39:05Oh, my God!
39:07You push down and then...
39:09This is my son!
39:11All right, Katya's a lot. Katya is a lot.
39:13Who else we got?
39:15Oh, do we have to see more of them?
39:17My name's Con, I'm 27.
39:19Con, a Greek boy.
39:21Here we go.
39:23With the ladies, it's never really been a struggle.
39:25Why is he walking like this?
39:27He's giving big dick energy for sure.
39:29He's giving big dick head energy.
39:31Your jaw is dropping.
39:33Who else have we got?
39:35Bring out the rest.
39:37Well, we also have Tom.
39:39I'm just a nice guy who likes to far out.
39:41Thomas looks like he went to a private boys' school.
39:43Do we have a Napperol spritz?
39:45He's one of those.
39:47He's gay.
39:49No, but Kyle is.
39:51Con is sexy.
39:53Is he the token gay?
39:55They're not wrong.
39:57Are there any other gay men coming?
39:59I'm not going to lie, I'm quite jealous of his hair.
40:03And also a big fan of the D.
40:05My name's Lily, I'm 21.
40:07I'm from Cairns.
40:09Oh, Lily's from Cairns.
40:11Local produce.
40:13That is actually one of the weirdest things you've ever said.
40:15What do you mean? A local person?
40:17What the?
40:19That was a nip.
40:21I've seen a nip.
40:23Come on, have you never seen a pair of tits before, boys?
40:25It has never happened to me.
40:28I'm going to either flash someone or show someone my tits.
40:30They're ready and they look perfect.
40:34I don't know what I was going to say.
40:36I like someone that's ugly but hot.
40:38Even if they have an ugly name.
40:40What's an ugly name?
40:42Keith.
40:44She said she wants Keith.
40:46They said, what's an ugly name?
40:48No, she said she wants Keith.
40:50No, I didn't hear that.
40:52Alright, with everyone in the villa, it's time to get to know each other.
40:58I want to know what these guys do for a living.
41:00Okay, let's clean things up with Con and Lily.
41:02Oh, wow.
41:04Who have relocated to the shower.
41:06Puppies are out.
41:08Close your eyes, Yoshi.
41:10You're too young to see this, mate.
41:12For Lily and Con to be out showering.
41:14Peeping Tom.
41:16Peeping Tom.
41:18That's literally Tom too.
41:20Does not bother me.
41:22I'm really vibing, Lily.
41:24Tom, get on in there.
41:26Tom, get on in there.
41:28Now Tom's getting involved.
41:30Tom and Lily, seal the deal.
41:32Yeah, you know, darling.
41:34Oh, no, Con's getting involved.
41:36Who's that Cardi or Lily?
41:38Oh, now Lily's getting involved.
41:40What the hell is going on?
41:42I'm a man of my word and when I see something, I want it.
41:44Oh, now Con's going to go for Lily.
41:46Con always has a way to get what he wants. Always.
41:50No, why are there cameras?
41:52Give me your phone now.
41:54I actually can't wait.
41:56Wait for that.
42:02Con, what happened?
42:04King Kong's a flop.
42:06King Kong?
42:08More like failed dong.
42:10Mate, we've all been there.
42:12That'd be right.
42:14Contributors have been offered
42:16professional support throughout the making and airing of this
42:18program. I need some professional
42:21support after watching that show.
42:31Okay, well.
42:43Say bye bye, Daddy.
42:45Bye.
42:47You don't want to.
42:49You've got to give me a kiss before you go then.
42:51Bye, Daddy, no.
42:53Okay, bye bye.
42:55No, I don't want to.
42:57Has she just learnt how to say that?
42:59No, no, that's all the time.
43:01She's young enough to be able to say no, I don't want to,
43:03but she's not old enough to be able to bribe.
43:07Monday on the ABC, we watched
43:09Australian Story.
43:11This is one of our favourite shows.
43:13Who have we got tonight?
43:15It's this familiar face.
43:17Oh, from Love on the Spectrum.
43:19Michael Theo.
43:21What's your greatest dream in life?
43:23To become a husband.
43:25Such a hopeless romantic.
43:27I love him, he's so cute.
43:29But Michael's life has had its challenges.
43:31Michael was almost eight years old
43:33when he was formally diagnosed
43:35with Asperger's.
43:37It's now called autism.
43:39I actually was non-verbal
43:41as a small child.
43:43I was constantly off in my own world.
43:46It'd be hard as a parent to stand by
43:48and watch your child go through all of that.
43:50Speech therapy wasn't
43:52working because he wasn't interested.
43:54They would have had Michael being told
43:56all the things that he can't do.
43:58We were given information like
44:00he may never say I love you.
44:04This breaks my heart.
44:06That's where I started to become quite determined
44:08that Michael was going to have
44:10better.
44:12Absolutely.
44:14George Jetson!
44:16I noticed the way he reacted
44:18to animation.
44:20That I could see was going to be
44:22the medium to get him talking.
44:24Wow.
44:26Life's not fair, is it?
44:28You see I, well I,
44:30shall never be king.
44:32Wow.
44:34He's really good.
44:36And you shall never see the light of another day.
44:38Adieu.
44:40Wow.
44:42Animations are the reason that he
44:44became verbal.
44:46And once Michael found his voice,
44:48he also found his confidence.
44:50Across two seasons of Love on the Spectrum,
44:52the world fell in love
44:54with Michael Theo.
44:56A lot of people our age
44:58aren't interested in commitment,
45:00they're only interested in intercourse.
45:02He's so
45:04truthful and honest, isn't he?
45:06I'm that and you call me, I'm being rude.
45:08One of my philosophies is
45:11never fall for a girl
45:13just because she's hot.
45:15I've fell for that a lot of times, Michael.
45:17I wish I took his advice many times ago.
45:19Excuse me a second, gentlemen.
45:21Once it hit Netflix,
45:23Love on the Spectrum just
45:25exploded. It was a worldwide
45:27phenomenon. I know that
45:29it was kind of a joke, but would you go on The Bachelor?
45:31He was interviewed by Ellen.
45:33Oh my god, I didn't know
45:35it was this famous.
45:37I've heard that the men are not really allowed to be themselves
45:39and they're also hairless and chiseled,
45:41which I am not.
45:43Success wasn't what
45:45I expected. He did a
45:47TEDx talk! Wow,
45:49what? It's better.
45:51These are like
45:53big achievements. Massive achievements.
45:55From non-verbal to doing
45:57a TED talk. Incredible.
45:59But it gave me the confidence and the self-belief
46:01that I could follow my
46:03dreams from childhood, which is acting and
46:05performing. You go, Mikey!
46:07I'm a film and television director and
46:09writer and, like everybody else,
46:11Michael really
46:13made an impact with me
46:15and I thought, can he be in a
46:17scripted series? He did a series,
46:19what's it, Austin? Love that show.
46:21He's the main character. What's your name?
46:23Austin Hogan. Oh my god! This guy's
46:25dreams are coming true.
46:27Oh my god, I love this so much for him.
46:29It's about his journey of
46:31self-discovery and self-realisation.
46:33I'm pretty sure that
46:36I'm your son. He's talented!
46:38I've spent a lot of time around people
46:40with autism over the years.
46:42What he is doing now is massive.
46:44I actually enjoy being in front of the camera.
46:46It definitely felt like home.
46:48Oh my god, he's loving life.
46:50I love that Love on the Spectrum has actually given him
46:52a platform to actually
46:54follow his dreams. There's still a couple
46:56of things missing in life.
46:58A house
47:00and a woman
47:02to settle down with. Oh, he's still
47:04looking for love. Is that so much?
47:06He'd be hot property right now.
47:08Michael's DMs would be a wild place, wouldn't they?
47:10Whatever woman finds him
47:12will be lucky, hey?
47:14Since you consider yourself a protective sister,
47:16what are your thoughts on the idea
47:18of me actually dating someone
47:20at the moment?
47:22In fact, we've actually kissed several
47:24times. Whoa!
47:26Oh, Michael!
47:28I love you!
47:30Oh, that was beautiful.
47:32That's so nice. Done well, Michael.
47:34I didn't know he'd done all that kind of stuff, though.
47:36So many people never get to live their dream
47:38and he's proof he can.
47:40That's cool. Heart warmed.
47:42Heart warmed, my friend.
47:44I will sleep well tonight.