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07:02What's I love you, man? No, yeah
07:06Shishu
07:09Huh?
07:25Huh?
07:27We're finally here.
07:29All right, we can fight with Jifa and the others.
07:31You're right.
07:32We should have arrived earlier.
07:34We're late because we wanted to send a gift to Yuan.
07:37Yuan, a small gesture is not enough to show our respect.
07:40Come on.
07:45It's Yang Jian.
07:49That's great.
07:50You helped me kill the Western Cavalry.
07:52It'll be much easier for us to kill Jifa.
07:55That's right.
07:57Now that they've heard that we're here,
08:00they'll be scared to death.
08:02Then we'll attack and drive them out of Wu Guan.
08:05All right.
08:13You scoundrels.
08:15How dare you block our Western Cavalry?
08:19Nonsense.
08:23Take him down.
08:25Shoot the arrow.
08:26Shoot the arrow.
08:39Brother Yang.
08:40I'll avenge you.
08:44Yang Jian.
08:48He died to save me.
08:51If it wasn't for me,
08:54so many people wouldn't have died.
08:57Fifth Prince.
09:00It's God's will.
09:03Don't be sad.
09:11Why are you crying?
09:13Yang Jian is not dead.
09:17Uncle.
09:19Uncle.
09:20What did you say?
09:21Don't you remember?
09:23Yang Jian has the Nine-Turns Skill.
09:25One skill of the Nine-Turns Skill
09:27is that he can separate his hands,
09:29but he won't die.
09:32Really?
09:36He's here.
09:49Brother Yang.
09:50You're really not dead.
09:53That's amazing.
09:55The Queen and all of you
09:57are worried about me.
10:00Yang Jian, I feel guilty.
10:03As long as you're safe and sound,
10:05we'll be very happy.
10:07Yang Jian.
10:08What did you find in the enemy's camp?
10:11There are seven of them.
10:12They all have the Nine-Turns Skill.
10:15I wanted to see
10:17what kind of monster they were.
10:19I didn't expect them to be so powerful.
10:22Even I couldn't tell their true form.
10:25What should we do?
10:26How do we deal with them?
10:29There's a mirror in Wanmo Cave on Youming Mountain
10:32that can bring back all monsters.
10:35Jin, Mu, Ne.
10:37Go to Wanmo Cave
10:39and get the mirror back.
10:41Yes.
10:44Let's go.
10:51We're here.
10:54Let's go in.
11:14Look.
11:33Look.
11:34It's the mirror.
11:44Look.
12:10Let's go.
12:11Hurry.
12:15Let's go.
12:30Jin.
12:45Are you all right?
12:49Who are you?
12:51I'm Mountain God of Youming Mountain.
12:54You're here to get the mirror, right?
12:57Yes.
12:59But the monsters in the cave are very powerful.
13:01Please teach us.
13:06There are thousands of monsters in Wanmo Cave.
13:09They're all trapped by the mirror.
13:11Once the mirror moves,
13:13all the monsters will come out
13:15and it'll be hard to deal with them.
13:17But we have the mirror.
13:19Mortals can't take the mirror out of the cave.
13:22Didn't the mirror in your hands
13:24fly back just now?
13:28Well...
13:29What can we do to get the mirror out?
13:32First of all,
13:33you can't let the monsters walk out of the cave.
13:36Then you can take the mirror out.
13:39Then you can take the mirror out.
13:42But the only one who can safely
13:45take the mirror out of Wanmo Cave is...
13:48Who?
13:51The dragon in the sky and the phoenix on the ground.
13:54It's hard to find.
13:57The dragon in the sky and the phoenix on the ground?
14:00Yes.
14:05The dragon in the sky and the phoenix on the ground?
14:08Yes, that's what the Mountain God said.
14:11These rare monsters can only be seen once in a hundred years.
14:15Where can we find them?
14:21That's right.
14:22The dragon in the sky and the phoenix on the ground are here.
14:31The king is the dragon and the queen is the phoenix.
14:34The Mountain God wants the king and the queen to go in person
14:38to get the mirror back.
14:43Master, Wanmo Cave is in danger.
14:46It's too dangerous for the king and the queen to go.
14:49For the people of the world,
14:51I'm willing to try.
14:54But...
14:57Qingjun...
14:58With the king by my side,
15:00I'm not afraid of anything.
15:03Prime Minister, let's go get it.
15:07Don't worry.
15:08As long as the king and the queen have the mirror,
15:11no monster can harm you.
15:15Jinzhang, Muzhang, Nezha.
15:17You three protect the king and the queen along the way.
15:20Yes.
15:21But if the mirror leaves Wanmo Cave,
15:24what if the monsters come out?
15:26Don't worry.
15:28Nezha,
15:29put this yellow flag in the cave.
15:33No monster will come out in seven days.
15:39King Wu,
15:41I'll leave it to you and the queen.
15:44Prime Minister,
15:46we're leaving now.
15:48The military affairs here are up to you and Yang Jian.
15:51Yes.
15:56King Wu, this is the place.
15:59Let's go.
16:11Jinzhang, Nezha,
16:12you take the yellow flag and guard the cave.
16:14As soon as we come out,
16:15you put the flag on and stop the monsters in the cave.
16:17Yes.
16:19King Wu, let's go in.
16:21Yes.
16:23Let's go.
16:29Let's go.
16:38Everything will be fine now.
16:40When you get the mirror,
16:42you will startle the monsters.
16:43Don't worry about it.
16:44Run out with the mirror.
16:46Okay.
16:47Let's go.
17:00King Wu, it's over there.
17:16Oh, no.
17:30Let's go.
17:32Nezha, I'm coming.
17:40King Wu, are you all right?
17:42Yes.
17:44Look.
17:51King Wu, find the mirror.
17:52Okay.
18:00King Wu, let's go.
18:01Okay.
18:02Qingyun, let's go.
18:03Let's go.
18:29Let's go.
19:00Tiger!
19:03Can you hear me?
19:04I am the Tiger.
19:06I am here.
19:09I'm the Tiger.
19:12I'm here to get water.
19:14Get water.
19:16Get water here.
19:19Hurry up, get water!
19:22Hurry up.
19:25Hurry up.
19:26Fire! Help!
19:28Fire!
19:30Help!
19:32Fire!
19:34Help!
19:36Fire!
19:48Hurry, put out the fire.
19:50Uncle.
19:56You'd better go.
20:09Zhu, how's it going?
20:11Jiangzi is really good at the swordplay.
20:13I almost ruined my red elixir.
20:16Did you burn Ji Fa's camp?
20:19It's probably turned into ashes now.
20:22Ji Fa is dead this time.
20:24Don't be too happy yet.
20:25I don't know if he's really dead.
20:28Jin Xiong is right.
20:29Maybe he ran away.
20:31Don't guess.
20:32We'll go to the town tomorrow.
20:34See if Ji Fa is there.
20:36Isn't it clear?
20:37OK.
20:38While he's in a military state,
20:39We'll kill him.
20:41OK.
20:45Monster is coming again.
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21:53Uncle.
21:54Uncle, are you all right?
21:55I'm fine.
21:56Where are the Fifth Prince and the Queen?
21:57The Eldest Brother and the Second Brother have returned to protect them.
21:59Good.
22:00We'll go and get rid of these monsters first.
22:01Good.
22:02Brother Yang, let's go.
22:03Let's go.
22:13Let's see where you'll go.
22:22They have the Spell of the Monsters.
22:24We are at risk of our lives at any time.
22:26What should we do?
22:27Are we going to wait here to die?
22:30This is a plain.
22:31It's not good for us to be in a place like this.
22:33Right.
22:34Yes.
22:35We can't see anything.
22:36We'll show up as soon as we summon the spell.
22:42There's a valley not far away.
22:44Why don't we go there?
22:46Yes.
22:47Let's go.
22:48Let's go.
22:49Let's go.
22:50Let's go.
22:51Why don't we retreat?
22:54Let's use the power of the Five People
22:56to surround and protect them with poison
23:00so that they can't get any closer.
23:17Prime Minister,
23:18they have retreated into the valley
23:20and surrounded the valley with poison.
23:22Our scouts can't get in.
23:24That's outrageous.
23:26I'd like to see how many tricks they have.
23:29Nezha.
23:36Brother Yang,
23:38flies can live in the poisonous water.
23:42Why don't you transform into a fly
23:45and see what happens?
23:50Yes.
24:15As long as we stay here and don't leave the valley,
24:18see what they can do to us.
24:28It's just that
24:29Master Jin and Wulong haven't returned for a long time.
24:33I don't know...
24:35I'm afraid they've been poisoned.
24:38They're all relying on Zhao Yaojing.
24:41What kind of heroes are they?
24:43Brother Yuan,
24:44where did they get the magic weapon?
24:49Come on.
24:50Let's collect our magic power
24:51and find out where the mirror came from.
24:53Okay.
25:03This Zhao Yaojing originally came from Wanmo Cave.
25:06Wanmo Cave is guarded by demons.
25:08How did they get the Zhao Yaojing?
25:11Brother Yuan,
25:12why don't you let me and Brother Dai go down the mountain to find out?
25:15What do you think?
25:17Okay, go ahead.
25:19But be careful.
25:20Yes.
25:27Brother Yuan,
25:28if we can use the power of the demons to deal with Jiang Ziya,
25:32even if he has Zhao Yaojing,
25:34he can't beat us.
25:37I think so, too.
25:39But...
25:40we'll have to wait for them to come back
25:43before we can decide.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Now,
25:46we can only wait here.
25:52Come on,
25:53eat.
25:59Look at you.
26:15Oh.
26:16Oh.
26:18Oh.
26:20Oh.
26:22Oh.
26:24Oh.
26:26Oh.
26:30Oh.
26:33This smelly pig.
26:35It's full of food.
26:36It stinks.
26:41Oh.
26:43Oh.
26:46This is great.
26:47This is great.
26:49Oh.
26:50Oh.
26:51Oh.
26:52Oh.
26:53It hurts.
26:54It hurts.
26:55Oh.
26:57Oh.
26:58Help!
26:59Help!
27:01Who are you calling for help?
27:02Who?
27:03I'm Yang Jian.
27:05Yang Jian?
27:09Where are you?
27:11Guess.
27:13I'm in your stomach.
27:15You don't believe me?
27:22What do you want?
27:24Come back to the camp with me.
27:26No, I can't.
27:28It's up to you whether you want to go or not.
27:30If I go with you, I'll turn into a tiger and bite your stomach.
27:33No!
27:36How do you feel?
27:46How dare you!
28:02What's that?
28:06Yang Jian has gone to the enemy camp. He hasn't come back yet.
28:10Don't worry. Nothing will happen to him.
28:15What's that black thing?
28:17It's a pig.
28:19It's a pig.
28:21It's a pig.
28:23Brother Yang, is that you?
28:25Where are you?
28:27I'm in the pig's stomach. Cut off its head.
28:33General Yang.
28:36Brother Yang, you made a great contribution again.
28:40Dai Li and Yang Xian have gone to Wanmo Cave.
28:44If they pull out the Yellow Banner and lure Wanmo out of the cave,
28:48it will be unthinkable.
28:51You go to stop them.
28:53Yes, Master.
28:55If they are one step ahead and pull out the Yellow Banner,
28:58you use the Zhaoyou Mirror to drive the demons back to the cave.
29:02Yes.
29:05Look.
29:08It's the Yellow Banner blocking Wanmo's way out of the cave.
29:11Good. I'll pull it out and let Wanmo out of the cave.
29:33Master.
29:37Did you get rid of the two demons?
29:39Fortunately, we arrived in time.
29:42How is Wanmo Cave?
29:44The Yellow Banner is still on Wanmo's side.
29:46No problem.
29:47Let's send the head of the sheep and the head of the dog
29:49and the pig together.
29:51Good.
29:53In this way, we can get rid of their evil eye.
29:56Master, please send them back.
30:00Ha, ha, ha.
30:06Go.
30:10I think the pig that rushed out of the camp is Zhu Zizhen.
30:14He must have fallen into some trick to show his true form.
30:19We lost another brother.
30:21I hope Yang Xian can lead them to release the demons and help them.
30:25We can win this battle.
30:27I hope so.
30:33Let's go out and have a look.
30:37Brother, look.
30:39This...
30:45I didn't expect it to end like this.
30:50It seems that God is helping Xiqi.
30:53We'd better save our lives.
30:55Good.
30:57Let's go back to Meishan.
31:00Five demons have been killed in Meishan.
31:04Now the army is scattered.
31:07It's time for us to attack.
31:10How can we avoid the poison in the valley?
31:14Prime Minister, the poison in the valley has gradually disappeared.
31:18Good. Let's go.
31:20Yes.
31:22Did you expect it?
31:25The poison is very powerful.
31:27But they don't have such magic power.
31:30They need to gather more power to use it.
31:34Now there are only two demons left.
31:36Their magic power is weak.
31:38So the poison will disappear.
31:41Let's attack the valley.
31:43Good.
31:45We will attack the valley tomorrow.
31:48Yes.
31:52Charge!
32:22Let's go.
32:38Prime Minister, the 3,000 people in Yuanxiang have been settled.
32:42I see.
32:44Uncle Master.
32:46Uncle Master.
32:48The original demon and the snake demon are gone.
32:51Uncle Master.
32:53We have searched the whole barracks.
32:54But we can't find them.
32:55They didn't show up when we attacked the barracks.
32:57Maybe they left early in the morning.
33:00This is bad.
33:02Huang Qi will lose his power in one day.
33:07We must find the two demons and kill them immediately.
33:11Otherwise, the demon will harm the world.
33:22Let's go.
33:32Where are they?
33:39Step aside.
33:41Be careful.
33:43Let's go.
33:46Hurry.
33:51Let's go.
34:01Let's go.
34:06Where are they?
34:15These two demons are cunning.
34:17We can't find them.
34:19The time is up.
34:21The demons are out of the cave.
34:22This is bad.
34:23Let's go find them.
34:25Let's go.
34:32Uncle Master.
34:33Is there anything urgent?
34:35Nezha and Yang Jian haven't come back yet.
34:37I'm worried about them.
34:39They have the demon mirror.
34:40I don't think the two demons can escape.
34:43I'm worried that they missed the time.
34:47If we can't get the mirror back in time,
34:53we will be in great danger.
34:56Uncle Master.
34:57Should we go find them?
34:59No.
35:00If they capture the two demons,
35:03they will be able to get the mirror back.
35:06I'm afraid that
35:08if they can't find the two demons' hiding place,
35:12they will miss the time.
35:14Then...
35:19At this moment,
35:21I'm the only one who can go to the cave.
35:24If they miss the time,
35:26I will stop them from leaving the cave.
35:30What about here?
35:32The two of you will take care of it.
35:35Be careful.
35:39Yes.
35:40If you see Yang Jian and the others,
35:43no matter if they have captured the two demons,
35:46you must release the mirror back to the cave.
35:50Yes.
35:54Brother.
35:57What if we can't find the two demons?
35:58Then we have to go back to the camp.
36:01Yes.
36:02We can't miss the time.
36:04Let's go.
36:13They are gone.
36:14We have to take revenge.
36:17If we can't get the mirror back,
36:19we will kill Jiang Ziya and Ji Fa
36:21to avenge our brothers.
36:23Yes.
36:27Let's go back to the cave.
36:31Yang Jian is here.
36:32Let's go.
36:35Where are you going?
36:43Go.
36:59Go.
37:04Nezha, how's it going?
37:05I killed the original demon.
37:06What about you?
37:07I killed the snake demon.
37:08Let's go back to return the mirror.
37:10It's time. Let's go.
37:13Go.
37:30Brother.
37:34Uncle.
37:37Hurry.
37:43Go.
37:50Luckily, you came in time.
37:52Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable.
37:54Yes.
37:55Uncle.
37:56Those two demons are very cunning.
37:58But they finally killed us.
38:00OK.
38:01We can go back.
38:02Yes.
38:14The Great Wall of China
38:19The Prime Minister and all the officials have taken the seven demons.
38:23The big picture is set.
38:25We will reach Chaoge City soon.
38:27Yes.
38:28The great cause of the destruction of Xingzhou
38:30is right in front of us.
38:33We have no time to lose.
38:34Let's set out to capture Chaoge City.
38:36I believe there will be no more demons.
38:39Yes.
38:41Xingzhou is about to be destroyed.
38:46If there are no demons,
38:48it will be a piece of cake to capture Chaoge City.
38:51If so,
38:52we can enter Chaoge City in two days
38:54and kill the King of Zhou.
38:56Uncle.
38:58I think the world belongs to the people.
39:01We sent troops to destroy Zhou
39:03just to wipe out the tyranny.
39:06I want to meet the nobles in Mengjing
39:08and discuss the national policy together.
39:10King of Wu is right.
39:12OK.
39:13Please call all the nobles
39:15to meet in Mengjing.
39:17OK.
39:19Jinzha and Muzha.
39:20Yes.
39:21You two set out immediately
39:23to invite all the nobles to meet in Mengjing.
39:25Yes.
39:26Wuji.
39:27Yes.
39:28Pass my order.
39:29The soldiers will rest for one day.
39:31The day after tomorrow,
39:32we will set out for Chaoge City.
39:34Yes.
39:46Your Majesty.
39:48It's midnight.
39:49What's the matter?
39:52There is no urgent matter.
39:54I dare not disturb you.
39:56What's the urgent matter?
39:59I just received an urgent war report.
40:02Marshal Yuan Hong and Liu Jie of Meishan
40:04have been killed.
40:06The rebel army is coming to Chaoge City.
40:10What?
40:12Marshal Yuan Hong and Liu Jie of Meishan
40:14have been killed.
40:16The rebel army is coming to Chaoge City.
40:20What should we do?
40:22What should we do?
40:25What should we do?
40:31What should we do?
41:02Chaoge City
41:14Do you know the war situation ahead?
41:20Do you know that Chaoge is in danger?
41:26You Ping.
41:27Yes.
41:28Tell them the urgent war report.
41:31Yes.
41:39I received the urgent war report last night.
41:42Marshal Yuan Hong and Liu Jie of Meishan
41:44have been killed.
41:47The rebel army is coming to Chaoge City.
41:56Do you have any solution?
42:02You are all paid by the state.
42:05The state is in trouble.
42:07How can you solve this crisis?
42:14Your Majesty.
42:15I am old and incompetent.
42:18I have been paid by the state.
42:21I want to retire and return to my hometown.
42:24I hope Your Majesty will approve.
42:27Your Majesty.
42:28I am incompetent.
42:30I have been paid by the state.
42:32I want to retire and return to my hometown.
42:34I hope Your Majesty will approve.
42:41You are all paid by the state.
42:45You want to retire and return to your hometown.
42:48Yes.
42:49I hope Your Majesty will approve.
43:01Do you still want to retire and return to your hometown?
43:13You are all paid by the state.
43:18If you dare to retire and return to your hometown,
43:20you will end up like this.
43:27Sister.
43:30Sister.
43:31I heard that the rebel army is coming to Chaoge City.
43:34The state of King Zhou is going to be destroyed.
43:38Yes.
43:39We are going to leave here soon.
43:42It seems that you don't want to leave here.
43:47Yes.
43:49We are going to leave here soon.
43:53We have done what we should do.
44:01I really can't bear to leave the luxury of this world.
44:06Don't dream.
44:08The dust is gone.
44:10We'd better go back and practice.
44:12I hope we can get the right result.
44:16The years in the mountains are not as rich as the world.
44:30The road of fame is full of ups and downs.
44:34Let the white horse travel the vast land.
44:39We just need to take the time to be free.
44:44May life become that lotus.
44:49The road of fame is full of ups and downs.
44:53Let the white horse travel the vast land.
44:58We just need to take the time to be free.
45:08Farewell, the endless struggle.
45:12Farewell, the endless battle.
45:16Farewell, the endless struggle.
45:20Farewell, the endless battle.
45:24Let the blood and tears exchange for a brilliant future.
45:30A brilliant future.