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00:04Oh
00:26Yuri, I'm
00:28Ah
00:58Oh
01:28and the way he entered the room and the way he posed.
01:33Did he build his body too?
01:35Yes, he did. I heard he gained over 10kg.
01:39And he gained a lot of weight.
01:42He must have gained over 100kg.
01:46It must have been tough.
01:48Did he get injured and taken to the hospital?
01:50Yes, he was injured once.
01:53He gained 40kg.
01:56And he lost 30kg in the middle.
02:00And he gained 20kg again.
02:03As a result, he gained over 50kg.
02:05That's amazing.
02:07It's a very interesting drama.
02:10It's a battle of women's passion that men can't do.
02:16I see.
02:17It's a battle of women's passion that men can't do.
02:19It's a battle of women's passion that men can't do.
02:22I remember it flashed back to my memory.
02:28When I was in the first grade of junior high school,
02:30I was in the first grade of junior high school.
02:32I was still a kid.
02:36I was on my way home from school.
02:39I saw two senior girls in the third grade of junior high school.
02:45They were flirting with each other.
02:48It was in the early days of junior high school.
02:50I was born in 1947.
02:55I was still wearing this skirt in the second grade of junior high school.
02:59I see.
03:00It was the last skirt.
03:01Yes, it was the last skirt.
03:02In the first grade of junior high school,
03:05I was wearing a short skirt.
03:09In the second grade of junior high school,
03:12I saw their flirting with each other wearing a mask.
03:18I was surprised.
03:20At that time, women were very passionate.
03:25They grabbed each other's hair and clothes.
03:29Both of them were wearing a bra.
03:33It was the first time I saw a bra between my sister and mother.
03:36I see.
03:40I was in the first grade of junior high school.
03:42I was surprised.
03:44I was like,
03:45I did it!
03:48I was so surprised.
03:52I went home without seeing the end of the story.
03:55I did it alone.
03:58You couldn't stand it.
03:59I couldn't stand it.
04:00I was like, what is this?
04:02I was like a brother of two strangers.
04:04I fell asleep on that day.
04:08When I went to the next school,
04:12I met a girl at the school gate.
04:16I was like,
04:17I saw her bra yesterday.
04:20You saw it yesterday.
04:23I see.
04:25But I was scared.
04:26I was in the third grade of junior high school.
04:28I said, I didn't see it.
04:33She said, it's cute.
04:35You are a big sister.
04:38On that day, she gave me another bra.
04:42I remembered that flashback.
04:46I did it again yesterday.
04:50I was a time machine in the first grade of junior high school.
04:52You did it three times.
04:53Three times.
04:55I was like,
04:56Thank you, Yurian.
04:59I remember it well.
05:01You were not two years old at that time.
05:03No, I wasn't.
05:04If you were a woman,
05:05you were eight years older than your mental age.
05:09That's right.
05:12I think it's our misunderstanding.
05:14You said you didn't go to school often.
05:17Do you remember your senior?
05:26I didn't meet her before I knew her.
05:35I think it's my misunderstanding.
05:37If you look at junior high school girls now,
05:40they are cute.
05:41Both boys and girls.
05:43When I was in the first grade of junior high school,
05:45I was in the third grade of junior high school.
05:47I was a class president.
05:51I had a beard.
05:56I was scared.
05:57I was like a yakuza.
06:00I was a class president in the second grade of junior high school.
06:03It's a good day now.
06:05Now, junior high school girls don't grow beard.
06:07That's right.
06:10Under my nose,
06:12I have a beard.
06:15Girls always have a beard like this.
06:18They have a mustache like this.
06:19That's right.
06:20They have a mustache like this.
06:25They always have a beard like this.
06:26In the third grade of junior high school?
06:27Yes.
06:30That's the time.
06:33Does the growth of school change?
06:35That's right.
06:37But now, junior high school girls don't have that fear.
06:41That's right.
06:42Now, junior high school girls are slender.
06:45I was in the third grade of junior high school.
06:46I wasn't slender at all.
06:49I was scared.
06:50That's right.
06:51It was a mess.
06:53Even if I say it because it's a story of that time,
06:55I don't think I can do it anymore.
06:57Yes.
06:58Already?
06:59Already.
07:01I was in the first grade of junior high school.
07:03I was a trainee.
07:06You were in a good junior high school.
07:07I was a private escalator.
07:10I really couldn't go to high school.
07:14Because I was a trainee.
07:15I'm grateful to my parents again.
07:17I'm grateful.
07:19I went to the station.
07:21There were about four people.
07:22All of them were good girls.
07:26That's right.
07:27Especially in junior high school at that time.
07:29For example, the son of a lawyer.
07:32That's amazing.
07:34He asked me where I was going.
07:36You had a conversation.
07:37Yes.
07:39I said, nice to meet you.
07:41When I was on my way to the station,
07:44Yocchan, Yuri, and Aoki, who were in the same high school as me,
07:50It's been a long time since I heard those three.
07:52They were holding Carmel Saunders.
07:57That's right.
07:58The three of us said,
07:59Hey, Koji!
08:02I was wondering what kind of people my classmates were friends with.
08:08Because you can talk to people you don't know at all.
08:13I was so embarrassed.
08:15When I got home, Carmel Saunders was sleeping on the bench of Coca-Cola.
08:21In America.
08:22This is a very strong sponsor.
08:26It's a politician's room.
08:30I was surprised.
08:32Because...
08:33It's strange.
08:34When I was watching the news at that time,
08:36Komodo dragon came to the East Mountain Botanical Garden.
08:40Komodo dragon.
08:41Komodo dragon.
08:42It's a dinosaur on the Komodo Island.
08:44It's a dinosaur.
08:46Komodo dragon came.
08:48Komodo dragon is angry.
08:51It doesn't bite and hurt.
08:53It doesn't bite, it bites it and tweet it.
08:56For example, it's a big bison.
09:00Komodo dragon is a big bison.
09:03It bit its feet.
09:04Bison said,
09:06Don't mess with me.
09:09After a week,
09:10Komodo dragon died.
09:14Everyone laughed at Komodo dragon.
09:16Wait for you to die.
09:18They eat that.
09:19Like poisoning?
09:20It's a poison.
09:21Komodo dragon.
09:23Komodo dragon has poison.
09:25It has poison.
09:27Komodo dragon has a lot of white poops.
09:29If you wonder what it is,
09:31Komodo dragon can eat bones.
09:33It has calcium and white poops.
09:35It's not drinking barium.
09:37It's not drinking barium.
09:39It's a natural monument,
09:41so it's treated with care.
09:43It can't be eaten.
09:45Komodo dragon,
09:47about 20 years ago,
09:49Mr. Shirinsuke,
09:51on the show of MC,
09:53at the Chihara Gyodai,
09:55he said,
09:57let's take a picture of Komodo dragon's feet.
09:59It's dangerous.
10:01Even if it's amagami,
10:03bison can kill it.
10:05It can't live for a week.
10:07It can't live for three days.
10:09Komodo dragon,
10:11on the same line,
10:13put the one with the poison in it,
10:15put the white paper on it,
10:17go like this,
10:19and go like this.
10:21How do you make it walk?
10:23How do you make it run?
10:25I put raw meat on my waist.
10:27I put raw meat on my waist.
10:29I run like this.
10:31Komodo dragon comes to me.
10:33Komodo dragon comes to me.
10:35Is Komodo dragon fast?
10:37It's really fast.
10:39It went to the ranch.
10:41It went to the ranch.
10:43It passed by.
10:45Komodo dragon said,
10:47no, no, no,
10:49don't do that.
10:51It can't do that.
10:53It can't do that.
10:55It's dangerous.
10:57It's dangerous.
10:59There's no MC.
11:01There's no MC.
11:03There's no MC.
11:05If you say so.
11:07If you say so.
11:09If you say so.
11:11Then,
11:13the coordinator of Indonesia
11:15was probably used to TV at that time.
11:17At that time,
11:19there were a lot of projects like that.
11:21He said,
11:23I'm glad.
11:25I'm glad.
11:27I'm glad.
11:29I'm glad.
11:31I'm glad.
11:33I'm glad.
11:35I'm glad.
11:37I'm glad.
11:39I'm glad.
11:41You have to be careful
11:43when you talk to the MC.
11:45There are many ideas and religions.
11:47There are many ideas and religions.
11:49I heard that there are about two.
11:51I heard that there are about two.
11:53If you watch this,
11:55I would like to change this program
11:57to an apology.
11:59I would like to change this program to an apology.
12:01I'm a little weak.
12:03I'm a little weak.
12:05I'm a little weak.
12:07If you record this,
12:09I hope the video
12:11will come to this place.
12:13I hope the video will come to this place.
12:15I want to hear how they felt.
12:17I want to know how they felt.
12:19I pooped
12:21I pooped
12:23in one-man-studio.
12:25Yes.
12:27Yes.
12:29Yes.
12:31Yes.
12:33Yes.
12:35Yes.
12:37You can tell by the way I'm doing it, right?
12:39It's sticky.
12:40Yes.
12:41This time it's sticky.
12:42This time it's sticky.
12:43If there's a lot of meat, the vegetables will look better.
12:47That's right.
12:48If there's a lot of alaoum.
12:49Yes.
12:50It's just the sound.
12:53It doesn't work at all.
12:54It happens.
12:55The one in the front.
12:56Yes.
12:57The one in the front.
12:58Yes.
12:59The one in the front.
13:00No matter how many times I press it, it doesn't work.
13:01Yes.
13:02It's like a manual.
13:03Yes, yes, yes.
13:04Yes.
13:05The one in the middle.
13:06Yes.
13:07If I press it once, I can cut it once, I can put it on again.
13:08Yes.
13:09I can do it, but it doesn't work at all.
13:10Yes.
13:11That's right.
13:12I did a half-sleeve, half-pants, half-pants Aloha video the other day.
13:16Yes.
13:17I thought no one was there.
13:20The toilet is big over there.
13:22Yes.
13:23There are five bathrooms.
13:24Yes.
13:25I thought no one was there.
13:26Yes.
13:27So I did it like this.
13:28It's a bit wide.
13:29It's a bit wide.
13:30It's a bit wide.
13:31The height is right.
13:32The height is right.
13:33And then, I showed my foot.
13:35You showed your foot?
13:37Yeah, I did.
13:39And I said,
13:40I did it.
13:42I finished it.
13:44And I put on my underwear.
13:47I went outside,
13:49and it was Yadan's dressing room.
13:51Yadan said,
13:52Oh, Jibun!
13:53It was the same program.
13:54Yadan said,
13:55Hello!
13:56I said,
13:57Oh!
13:58Then,
14:00I saw something cold.
14:02I saw something cold.
14:04I felt something on my feet.
14:07I felt something cold.
14:09I said, Oh, I don't like it.
14:12I spoke in half.
14:13When I looked at it,
14:15I saw feet...
14:17I saw feet... and poop...
14:20I saw feet... and poop...
14:22What?
14:25You saw a poop?
14:26I mean, I did it, but at this time, I don't know what happened, but I was away from the school gate.
14:35At MC Hama?
14:37At MC Hama, I was moving somewhere.
14:40What?
14:41This guy.
14:42And he hit the window glass with a long lens, like a doll.
14:49The old one?
14:51He stuck it on and fell down.
14:51He stuck it on and fell down.
14:52I don't know that anymore.
14:53What?
14:54You don't know?
14:54It's a very retro toy.
14:57It was like that.
15:03Bang!
15:03Bang!
15:04Bang!
15:05And I was like,
15:06Ahhh!
15:08I was saying hello, but I didn't even get a response.
15:12Yes, yes.
15:13I was like,
15:13Ahhh!
15:15I went home and...
15:20That's a dirty story.
15:23I want you to apologize.
15:25I went home and there was a straight line.
15:28I was like,
15:28Ahhh!
15:29I was like,
15:29You can't just look straight at me.
15:31I went in like this.
15:33I cleaned it up.
15:36I was doing it.
15:37When did you make up that story?
15:40It's a mystery that you can't feel it.
15:45I heard it somewhere.
15:47I thought it was good to not fall.
15:53I'm smooth right now.
15:55Oh, your hair?
15:57I don't have hair.
15:57So if I had hair, I'd be like this.
16:02Like Tom Cruise.
16:05Like Tom Cruise.
16:09You want to run away?
16:09Yes.
16:10But I don't have hair.
16:13Tom Cruise.
16:14I don't have hair.
16:14Tom Cruise only has this much hair.
16:19Two.
16:19Yes, yes.
16:21Yes, yes, yes.
16:23It's like a flying jacket.
16:28So I'm smooth.
16:31Who are you apologizing to?
16:32I don't want to.
16:33You don't want to.
16:34You're sorry you can't say hello properly.
16:36Smooth?
16:37No, I'm smooth.
16:40Oh, I see.
16:41If I had hair, I'd be like this.
16:44You can look at anything, but I don't want you to look at that much.
16:48Tissue.
16:49Yes, yes, yes.
16:50To be honest, it's a dirty story, but I think it's okay to look at anything else.
16:56I don't want people to look at that much.
16:59It's heavier.
17:00That's right.
17:03When I take a bath, my body gets a little rough.
17:06Huh?
17:09You're kidding me.
17:11I hope that's gone.
17:13I wonder if I should go.
17:15Then you'd better hurry up.
17:17For example, when I was a boxer, there were a lot of people who didn't have a champion.
17:24Oh, that's right.
17:27In the old days, there was a man.
17:30It's a sport called The Man.
17:33I think it's a champion, but now it's a clever man.
17:41I was hiding it in my complex until I was in junior high school.
17:47It's still hard to find it, except for armpits.
17:49Oh, really?
17:49Yes.
17:50Originally.
17:52Now everyone says it's nice.
17:55When I was in junior high, I was already in the pool like this.
17:59I was embarrassed.
18:00Boys are proud of this.
18:05When I was like, I'm like this, I was alone.
18:11I was embarrassed.
18:13The Man
18:16At that time, I didn't feel embarrassed at all.
18:22I was a savior when I was in elementary school.
18:26My parents' house is about 20 minutes walk from the elementary school.
18:32So there were some people who came to me and asked me to lend them a toilet.
18:39I don't know why they asked me to lend them a toilet.
18:44I don't know if it's still the case.
18:46I think it's still the case for elementary school students.
18:49But my kids always poop when people come.
18:56That might be dangerous.
18:59That's why I became a woman's savior.
19:04I can't forget when I was in kindergarten.
19:09Because I was too serious, I was sent to hell.
19:14I was in kindergarten.
19:16My teacher told me to tell my teacher if there was anything wrong with my body.
19:21My teacher told me every day.
19:24One day, I had a big poop.
19:29I thought something was wrong with my body.
19:33I said, teacher, my poop is like this.
19:37My teacher said, that's good.
19:42I said, really? Is it okay to report this?
19:49From that day on, all the girls ignored me.
19:54Because of the poop?
19:56Why? I just followed my teacher's teaching.
20:00I just told my teacher if there was anything wrong.
20:04Why did this happen?
20:06I still have a trauma.
20:08It's dangerous for children.
20:10That's funny.
20:13The director of the radio I used to do
20:18When my kids were in the 4th grade of elementary school
20:22I was 18 or 19 at that time.
20:27He didn't listen to me at all from the 3rd grade of elementary school.
20:32He didn't listen to me at all from the 3rd grade of elementary school.
20:36I was doing my homework.
20:38I didn't understand anything.
20:41My son couldn't forgive me.
20:44From that day on, he didn't talk to me at all.
20:48My son didn't listen to me at all.
20:53My son didn't listen to me at all.
20:56I didn't have any questions.
20:59It's impossible for a kid to do that.
21:03I didn't have any questions.
21:05I didn't have any questions.
21:07I didn't have any questions.
21:09I didn't have any questions.
21:11I forgot what I decided to wear when I was in elementary school.
21:16I said I would wear shorts this winter.
21:20I stopped because it was too cold.
21:24I stopped because it was too cold.
21:31I stopped because it was too cold.
21:34I stopped because it was too cold.
21:37I was asked if I was still wearing that uniform.
21:40Thank you very much.