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(Episode aired on July 30, 2004)
(Episode aired on July 30, 2004)
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00:00According to a recent survey, there are a lot of addicts in our country.
00:10So what if your neighbor or one of the workers in your house is addicted to alcohol?
00:15In the next video, we will show you how to know if your worker is an addict.
00:22You will know if your worker is an addict if their salary is not paid even if it's early in the morning.
00:53Second, because of the endless drinking and smoking in the afternoon,
00:58instead of building a garage, they built a building in your house.
01:09Third, you will notice an addict in your people if they are like this,
01:13they are always in a hurry and they can't get out of their position.
01:23Another sign that your worker is an addict is if their salary is not paid even if it's early in the morning.
01:31And they immediately cover up their mistakes at work.
01:50And the first sign that you are an addict to your workers is if they are using almost 10 kilos of pako to pack a flywood.
02:01How many of you should watch out if you are planning to build a house?
02:05It's better to be sure than to be a victim of this kind of people.
02:10Remember, they will not get rid of us.
02:14How many of you should watch out if you are planning to build a house?
02:17It's better to be sure than to be a victim of this kind of people.
02:21Remember, they will not get rid of us.
02:44What is the meaning of bubblegum?
02:48It's the hope that you can reach it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
02:53it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
02:55it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
02:56it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
02:57it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
02:58it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
02:59it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:00it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:01it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:02it's the hope that you can touch it, it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:03it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:04it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:05it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:06it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:07it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:08it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:09it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:10it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:11it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:12it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:13it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:14it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:15it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:16it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:17it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:18it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:19it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:20it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:21it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:22it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:23it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:24it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:25it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:26it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:27it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:28it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:29it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:30it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:31it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:32it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:33it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:34it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:35it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:36it's the hope that you can touch it,
03:38Did you stick my shoes?
03:40Yes, I did.
03:42Really?
03:43Yes.
03:44Is the adhesion strong?
03:46Yes, it's very strong.
03:47Even if you wet it, it won't come off.
03:49Really?
03:50Yes, sir.
03:52The adhesion is very strong.
04:05Hi.
04:06Hi, ma'am.
04:07Hi, ma'am.
04:08Can you reduce the heels of these shoes?
04:11Up to here.
04:12Like this.
04:14Ma'am, last week,
04:17you replaced it with a high heel, right?
04:21Maybe you had a hard time using high heels.
04:24No, I'm used to wearing high heels.
04:27Is that so?
04:28Why are you reducing this?
04:32Because I have a new pair.
04:35Oh, you have a new pair of high heels?
04:37No, I have a new boyfriend.
04:40You know, if the heels are high,
04:42it's a one-shot.
04:44What a level!
04:57Ma'am, are you from here?
04:58Yes.
04:59I'm duplicating the shoes.
05:01I'm duplicating the house.
05:03You're duplicating the car.
05:05Oh, I'm duplicating the house.
05:07It's not duplicating the house.
05:09It's duplicating the car.
05:10How did you know that I'm duplicating the car?
05:13I'm duplicating the door.
05:14Get out of the house.
05:19Here you go.
05:24Do you open a locked door?
05:27Yes.
05:28Why?
05:29Is your door locked?
05:31Maybe you left your shoes inside the house.
05:35You're right.
05:37Okay, I'll just get my stuff and we'll go together.
05:42You don't have to go to my house.
05:45Why?
05:46Because I already brought my phone.
05:53I can't go inside the room because it's locked.
06:00The door is locked.
06:09Brad.
06:10Sir.
06:11How long does it take to make a key?
06:13It's quick.
06:14It won't take more than two minutes.
06:15We can do it.
06:16Two minutes?
06:17What about the locks without a key?
06:20We can do it.
06:21We made a key for you.
06:22We can do it for us.
06:25Bro, just make the key.
06:28Just make the key.
06:29Maybe the lock is already there.
06:42Ma'am.
06:43Yes?
06:44Are you duplicating the keys?
06:46Yes, but we can't duplicate the keys because we were robbed.
06:52Wait.
06:53What happened?
06:54Someone made us duplicate the keys.
06:59Where are you going?
07:04It's an emergency.
07:08What?
07:09My son is inside the car.
07:11Can you help me open the door?
07:14Okay, wait.
07:16Hurry up.
07:23Let's go.
07:25Ma'am.
07:27Ma'am.
07:28I can't.
07:30Why?
07:32I thought we don't have a key.
07:46Hi.
07:47Hi.
07:49Here's the key.
07:51After work, come to my house.
07:55You know what I mean.
07:58Of course, I know what you mean.
08:01Whatever.
08:03How many more copies do you want me to duplicate?
08:26Ito ang beat, sabai, sabai, ito ang beat, mawa sable!
08:31Pabilis nang pabilis...
08:33Wat mami mis?
08:34Wat mami mis?
08:35Get mo' na?
08:36Get mo' na?
08:46Bakit ba Fatri akong talo?
08:48Why do I always lose?
09:10Every thief is mad at his fellow thief.
09:14Is that the reason why every politician is mad at his fellow politician?
09:44Before anything else, here they are.
09:46Sex Bumper needs some dancer.
09:51Don't be arrogant.
09:53You're ugly.
09:57Are you ready, contestants?
09:59Ready.
10:00Here's the question.
10:02What's the name of the band that Noipi sang?
10:10Yes.
10:11Barok.
10:12Barok?
10:14Incorrect.
10:15Why?
10:16Noipi.
10:17Incorrect.
10:18There's an organ made like this.
10:19Yes.
10:20Yes.
10:21Bullet.
10:24Right?
10:25There's an organ.
10:26Bullet.
10:27Correct.
10:28Incorrect.
10:29Correct.
10:30Incorrect.
10:31It's still incorrect.
10:33It's a type of plant.
10:37Yes.
10:40It's broken.
10:41Bukayo.
10:42Bukayo?
10:43Incorrect.
10:44Bukayo.
10:45The correct answer is vegetable.
10:49Vegetable?
10:50Vegetable.
10:51It's a letter.
10:52It's a letter.
10:53Vegetable.
10:55Sex Bumper needs some dancer.
10:58Lagot, we can't be fat.
11:05Alright, here's the question.
11:07While the blank is short, it starts with a K.
11:16Yes.
11:17Kabaong?
11:19While the blank is short, it starts with a K.
11:25Kabaong?
11:27Incorrect.
11:28It's usually seen at home.
11:31Yes.
11:32Kubeta.
11:34When the blank is short, it starts with a K.
11:40Incorrect.
11:42It's usually seen when the weather is cold.
11:46Yes.
11:47Kulasisi.
11:49While the blank is short, it starts with a K.
11:55Incorrect.
11:56The correct answer is hand.
12:01While the blank is short, it starts with a K.
12:06Sex Bumper needs some dancer.
12:09Sit, sit, sit.
12:11It's over.
12:17Here's the question.
12:19Blank, blank kita.
12:22The title of this song is Gladys and the Boxers with K.
12:27It starts with an S.
12:29Gladys.
12:30Yes.
12:31Sandok-sandok kita.
12:36I'm going to punch you.
12:38I'm going to punch you.
12:41Incorrect.
12:43It can be done to a horse.
12:46It's an S.
12:48Yes.
12:49Sisipain.
12:50Sisipain kita.
12:52Incorrect.
12:53It can be done to anything you want.
12:58Yes.
12:59Sugar Mommy.
13:03The one I said earlier, Mama.
13:05Yes, that's it.
13:06My teacher.
13:07Yes.
13:08I gave her everything.
13:09Sugar Mommy.
13:13By point, by point.
13:15Looks like I already have one point.
13:20It's still incorrect.
13:21Incorrect.
13:22It's still incorrect.
13:23By point, by point.
13:24Do you know the correct answer?
13:25It's an S.
13:26It's an S.
13:27The correct answer is Santa Claus.
13:32Santa Claus.
13:34Sex Bumper needs a dancer.
13:36Oh no, I have an oral exam.
13:40Oh!
13:47Our Sex Bumper dancers are beating you more.
13:52Alright.
13:54Here's the question.
13:55What L does the library have?
13:58Yes.
13:59Lamok.
14:02Right?
14:05You know, I read a lot.
14:07You read a lot?
14:08I love books.
14:09You love books?
14:10Yes.
14:11That's why there's plenty of Lamok.
14:13Incorrect.
14:14Your answer is incorrect.
14:15You need to buy this to be able to plant it.
14:18Yes.
14:19Longganisa.
14:26I have a teacher.
14:28I was tricked.
14:29Because I didn't buy longganisa.
14:31I only bought Tocino.
14:34Is that how it's given now?
14:36Longganisa.
14:37That's why longganisa should be the correct answer.
14:40So you can pass.
14:41You know what, son?
14:44You're still wrong.
14:46You're still wrong.
14:47This can help you if you're having a hard time studying.
14:51Yes.
14:52Yes.
14:53Lasun.
14:55Wait a minute.
14:57I'm confused.
14:58How can lasun help you with your studies?
15:01How?
15:02If you drink lasun, you'll surely die.
15:04You won't have a problem.
15:07You're still wrong, my friends.
15:09The correct answer is...
15:11The correct answer is...
15:13Is a game.
15:14That's my answer.
15:16We're running out of time.
15:18Our contestants have no more answers.
15:20Let's give them a round of applause.
15:22They're so stupid.
15:24Until next time, this is Yabang o Pangit.
15:27Meanwhile, Sex Bumper needs some dancers.
15:32Dance, Bumper! Dance, Bumper!
15:35Dance, Bumper! Dance, Bumper!
15:37Jump, Bumper! Jump, Bumper!
15:40Jump, Bumper! Jump, Bumper!
15:44Yabang o Pangit, my friends!
15:58Hello, everybody. I'm Oggy.
15:59And we're here in our new segment called...
16:02Impossible Mission.
16:04In this mission, we're going to do a makeover.
16:11We have with us, Galvin.
16:13He's going to be our celebrity.
16:15And he's going to be accompanied by Roy and Roma.
16:19Yes, we're here with Maika.
16:23We're here with Ricky Reyes, Martin, and Jenita.
16:28Oggy and I are going to decide who's going to do the makeover.
16:33He's going to do it, Galvin is going to do it, and Maika is going to do it.
16:36We're going to do everything to make our guests look like celebrities.
16:41Let's start.
16:43Galvin is going to do the challenging makeover.
16:47Because it's Mission Impossible.
16:49Ricky Martin.
16:52I'm not going to do it.
16:55Since Maika's color is a bit dark,
16:58we're going to do Beyonce's makeover.
17:01Let's see if they can pull it off.
17:06Okay, let's start.
17:08Martin, Jenita.
17:25Okay, let's go.
17:56Maika, how does it feel?
17:58It feels good.
17:59And I look beautiful.
18:01Hey!
18:02I think that's not the end.
18:04You're not done yet.
18:05Once you're done, I'm sure you won't need anything else.
18:08I'm sure you'll add more to your wardrobe.
18:11Okay, Galvin.
18:13Of course, the full effect isn't finished yet.
18:17We're just going to do the hair.
18:21Now, we're going to do the outfit.
18:24We have our stylist, Marco.
18:26Marco, what do you think?
18:29Marco, what do you think?
18:31He should wear this to get the Ricky Martin image.
18:35Of course, it should be semi-fitted.
18:37Black and white.
18:40Yapping the day.
18:42Yapping?
18:43Yes.
18:44So, what do you think?
18:45It should be a combination.
18:48Ricky Martin should wear black and white with leather pants.
18:52Leather pants?
18:53Yes.
18:54What's this?
18:55It's for the sexy look.
18:59Sometimes, it's sleeveless.
19:02It's for the biceps.
19:03Galvin's biceps, right?
19:06He has triceps, quadriceps, quinticeps.
19:10So, this should be your top.
19:13So, this should be your top.
19:16Pants.
19:17There.
19:18Do you want this?
19:19No.
19:20Thumbnail.
19:21So, this is your top.
19:23This is your bottom.
19:25White?
19:26No?
19:27It can be.
19:28It can be.
19:29But, Galvin is sexy when he's wearing black.
19:31Ah, okay.
19:32He'll show his sexiness.
19:34So, here it is.
19:35Galvin.
19:38Wow.
19:39Cool.
19:41Right?
19:42As you can see, we changed the color of Maika's clothes.
19:45We didn't have time to dye her hair.
19:47So, we used instant hair color.
19:53Like, washable.
19:54As you can see, it's different, right?
19:57It's different.
19:58It's not Maika anymore.
20:00It's like her mother.
20:03So, we'll put this underneath so that the transformation is complete.
20:10And now, I'll introduce you to Marco.
20:13Marco is in charge of our wardrobe.
20:16Marco, what are we going to do for Maika's PSA?
20:20Of course, to achieve the sexy look.
20:24More skin.
20:25There.
20:26That's what I was saying earlier that you need to do for Bubblegum again, Maika.
20:31So, which one are we going to buy?
20:34We'll buy the Southern Skirt, which is backless.
20:36There.
20:37And the other one is fully knitted cocktail dress.
20:41Okay.
20:42Maybe we can buy two sets.
20:45Two sets.
20:46Two sets.
20:47So that we can see which one will work better.
20:51Okay?
20:52Let's do that.
20:53Just wait, Maika.
21:01Done.
21:06Here you go.
21:17Worried about bad breath?
21:28Freshens breath naturally. Para suave.
21:34Yes, I'd like to meet Miss Richardson.
21:37How are you, ma'am?
21:41Pleased to meet you.
21:51Miss Richardson! Miss Richardson!
21:53Ah! Ah! Ah!
21:56Come on, turn me to your head.
21:59Just do it with a bubblegum.
22:03Do it with a bubblegum.
22:10Why do so many people want to live longer?
22:14But they don't want to grow old.
22:24Hello!
22:25I have a question for you.
22:27Why are there words that are just plain to you,
22:31but you can already feel what they mean?
22:35Sometimes, we don't even say what we're going to say,
22:39it's like we're already happy, right?
22:41It's like we're suddenly excited.
22:44That's why there are words that are just plain to you,
22:47but you're already nervous.
22:49Here, these are what I call words that make you nervous.
22:58Hey!
22:59The boss is calling you.
23:01Huh?
23:04Did you see that, my friends?
23:06When you hear that, you get nervous.
23:09The boss is calling you, right?
23:11It's like you already imagined it.
23:13As you get closer to your boss,
23:15it's like you already imagined that something will happen.
23:18He's calling you.
23:23Um...
23:25Honey...
23:29I hope you'll be my girlfriend.
23:31Huh?
23:34Did you see that, my friends?
23:36My husband got nervous.
23:39Right?
23:40When you're told,
23:42don't be surprised,
23:44it means that
23:46what you're about to say is very sudden.
23:48Here, sir.
23:52Huh?
23:53He's calling you.
23:54He said it's important.
23:55Huh?
23:58Did you see that, my friends?
24:00It's like something happened, right?
24:02Even if you can't hear the real news,
24:04you're already nervous.
24:06Watch this.
24:11Hey!
24:12Son!
24:13I have a problem.
24:15By the way,
24:16did you test drive the new car that I bought?
24:20Yes, Dad.
24:21Well...
24:23I hope you won't be mad anymore.
24:25Huh?
24:30Sometimes,
24:31you're asked a question
24:35that makes you nervous.
24:37Like this.
24:41Did you eat that?
24:42Huh?
24:45Right?
24:46But above all, my friends,
24:48this is the most nerve-racking thing.
24:52This is the word that makes you nervous.
25:01Hey.
25:02Hey, are you going to lie down?
25:03Huh?
25:06Did you see that?
25:07He got nervous, right?
25:08So, my friends,
25:09those are the words that make you nervous.
25:13Those words,
25:14when you hear them,
25:15it's like your heart will explode.
25:17Your heart will explode
25:19because you're nervous.
25:21It's like you'll have a heart attack
25:23when you hear them, right?
25:25Hey.
25:26Yes, yes.
25:27I have something to tell you.
25:29Huh?
25:31Huh?
25:32Huh?
25:33Huh?
25:38This is so O.A.
25:41This is so I'll admit that
25:42I threw away your shoes.
26:10Living La Vida Loca
26:12She'll push and pull you down
26:15Living La Vida Loca
26:17Her lips are devil red
26:20And her skin's a color mocha
26:23She will wear you out
26:26Living La Vida Loca
26:28Living La Vida Loca
26:31Living La Vida Loca
26:34Hello, Gauzy, how are you?
26:37Huh?
26:38Beautiful.
26:40Why beautiful?
26:42I just finished what I did.
26:44Oh, really?
26:45So how do you feel?
26:47Your packaging is different now.
26:51It's not Ricky Martin.
26:52What?
26:53Sorry.
26:55Even I'm laughing at my looks.
26:58Look, look.
27:00It's Ricky Martin.
27:02It's Ricky.
27:03No, it's Ricky Martin with a new key.
27:07My friends,
27:09the once Galby is now Ricky Martin.
27:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:47Yes, my friends.
27:48Let's give it up for Micah.
27:52How do you feel, Micah?
27:53I don't know how to dance.
27:55No, it's not the dance.
27:56It's your outlook right now.
27:58Of course, I'm happy because
28:00I'm different now.
28:01I'm not Micah anymore.
28:02Yes, you look like Elizabeth Ramsey.
28:05Oh, she's beautiful.
28:06That's how you look.
28:08Yes, right?
28:09Does it add to your personality?
28:11Does it mean that you have confidence?
28:14Of course.
28:15Because?
28:16Because I'm different now.
28:19Your hair grew a lot, right?
28:21Because a while ago,
28:22we really couldn't handle it.
28:24It's like a called talayban.
28:26Now, it's a bit...
28:28It's like a bird's nest.
28:30Now, it's like a river or a stream
28:33that flows.
28:36It's like a canal.
28:38Anyway, I hope you're happy, Micah.
28:40And to all of you watching,
28:43I hope you're happy with what we did
28:45and that you were given hope,
28:47no matter what.
28:49That's Galdi.
28:52Anyway,
28:53Micah, my friends.
28:54Let's give it up.
29:04Like me, Dave experienced it.
29:07Alien channels.
29:08Criss-crosses like that.
29:10No matter what your movements are,
29:11look for it in Galdi.
29:13No way out.
29:14Because the liquid won't go anywhere.
29:15There's no problem with the lips.
29:17When I laughed,
29:19it came out.
29:20I didn't know what I ate.
29:22But it's okay.
29:23There's no stain.
29:24Why does the writing always comes late?
29:29But the bill for the electricity and water
29:32on time.
29:33Just jump with the bubblegum
29:37With the bubblegum
29:39Yeah, baby!
29:44Why is it that the letter always arrives late?
29:49But the bill for electricity and water is on time.
29:59Thank you!
30:00Come back anytime you want to get your shoes cleaned.
30:05I'll dye my shoes white.
30:08You'll dye your shoes white?
30:10Why did you buy this color if you like white?
30:14No, it was white before. I'm just too lazy to clean.
30:26Excuse me.
30:27How are the shoes I made?
30:29Here, here, here.
30:33Here, here.
30:34This is the duplicate of the shoes.
30:36Are you sure this will work?
30:39Yes, it will.
30:40I went inside your house last night.
30:56Hi.
30:57Hi.
30:58Can I have two cups of coffee?
31:00Two?
31:02That's a lot.
31:03I have a lot of keychains.
31:14Hi.
31:15Hello.
31:17I'd like to buy an umbrella.
31:19How much is it?
31:21This umbrella?
31:23Yes, an umbrella. How much is it?
31:25About 300 pesos.
31:27300 pesos?
31:29Yes, 300 pesos.
31:31That's too expensive.
31:33I'll just buy a new umbrella.
31:35No problem.
31:37We have an umbrella here.
31:39It's only 100 pesos.
31:47Hi.
31:49Can I have my shoes cleaned?
31:51What's wrong with your shoes?
31:53It's loose.
31:55It's loose?
31:57Yes, it's loose on the right.
31:59It's loose on the right?
32:01No problem.
32:03It's loose on the right?
32:05Where's your right shoe?
32:07There.
32:11There.
32:13I'm sure that's the right one.
32:15Let's go.
32:19Thank you for coming to Mr. Quick Brown Figs.
32:21We're in charge here.
32:25Excuse me.
32:27I was the one who called earlier on the phone.
32:29Did my maid arrive?
32:31Yes, she arrived.
32:33And your blackout is over.
32:35Really?
32:37My shoes are done?
32:39Shoes?
32:41I thought your maid was the one you blacked out.
32:43Here are the shoes.
32:45You made a mistake.
32:47Excuse me.
32:49Can I have my shoes cleaned?
32:51Miss, as you can see,
32:53you have to line up.
32:55It's an emergency.
32:57I don't want to ruin my shoes.
32:59Please.
33:01Where are your shoes?
33:03Wait, I'll get them.
33:09Here.
33:15Here.
33:17Look at this.
33:19Please do something.
33:21My shoes are ruined.
33:23I feel sorry for you.
33:37It's been a long time.
33:39It's time to move on.
33:41She's still your daughter.
33:45Please forgive her.
33:47What's her name?
33:49She's looking for you.
33:51Here.
33:55She sent this one for you.
34:05What does this mean?
34:07Why did you bring your maid here?
34:09That's not the video.
34:11It's here.
34:29There are only two things to say
34:31when your wife is in trouble.
34:33She's pregnant
34:35or you're pregnant.
34:39She's pregnant or you're pregnant.
35:09The past.
35:11Don Miguel fainted
35:13after being bitten by a dog.
35:15You might faint too
35:17if you didn't watch
35:19Muchas Grasas.
35:25Wait.
35:27You're cleaning it so well.
35:29It's dirty.
35:31Come on, you clean it.
35:33Clean it well.
35:35Yes, yes.
35:37What's up for you, brother?
35:39It looks like you're having
35:41a generous cleaning.
35:43Yes.
35:45It's dirty.
35:47That's why
35:49I'm helping Intay.
35:51She doesn't know that cleanliness
35:53is next to impossible.
35:55Hello.
35:57Hey.
35:59What are we going to do
36:01with the bottles of beer?
36:03Just put it here.
36:05Don't do that, brethren.
36:07My mansion will get dirty.
36:09Okay. Maybe...
36:11Hey, hey, hey.
36:13Can you please be careful?
36:15Please show down.
36:17I'll sell it later. It's precious to me.
36:19What do you want me to do?
36:21What are you going to do with the bottles?
36:23I'll sell it.
36:25Don't sell it yet.
36:27I have a friend who will come here later.
36:29I'm sure he'll buy the bottles.
36:31Don't spread it here.
36:33And take care of my bottles.
36:35They might get dirty.
36:37Take care of it.
36:39I'm going to take a bath with Intay.
36:41Let's go.
36:43Go clean up.
36:45Come on, Intay.
36:47Hey, it's a never blow.
36:49It's a new day.
36:51Hey.
36:53Hey, Jobs. How are you?
36:55I'm telling you that my friend, Jobs,
36:57is the one who likes to buy bottles.
36:59So, he's the one.
37:01Do you have a bottle?
37:03Yes, I do.
37:05Here.
37:07I'm sure you'll like this one.
37:09Here.
37:21Why did you kick me?
37:23Why did you kick me?
37:25I thought you like bottles.
37:27Why did you kick me?
37:29It's for practice.
37:31Huh? Practice?
37:33You're making a mess in my mansion.
37:35Don't spread it here.
37:37What's up with this?
37:39What happened to this?
37:41What happened to this?
37:43It's just a bottle.
37:45Wow!
37:53One more.
37:55What do you mean by that?
37:57One more.
37:59Wow!
38:05What's up with you?
38:07What's up with you?
38:09You're making a mess.
38:11It's really you.
38:13It's really you.
38:15Come here.
38:17It's really you.
38:19Hold this.
38:21It's really you.
38:23Yeah!
38:25Yeah!
38:27No more.
38:43What's that on your head?
38:45What's this?
38:55Don Herminio is coming to pick you up.
38:57Look forward to the answers
38:59next Friday here
39:01on Bookchops.
39:03Rasa.
39:13If your body pain is severe...
39:15Miss, do you have side slips?
39:17No.
39:19...you'll feel sick.
39:21Here's the
39:23fastest injection.
39:25New Injection FR.
39:27It's in a fast-release capsule
39:29so it absorbs
39:31ibuprofen faster
39:33and paracetamol
39:35to reduce pain.
39:37New Fast-release Injection FR
39:39so you'll feel better faster.
39:41We have six, ma'am.
39:43We have yellow and cream.
39:45What color do you want?
39:47Nothing!
39:51Just do it
39:53with a bubble guy.
39:55Do it with a
39:57bubble guy.
40:05You don't know how to ride a bus?
40:07Hey!
40:09Hey, bro!
40:11He's a newbie.
40:13He's a newbie.
40:15He's a newbie.
40:17He's a newbie.
40:19Why are you taking a bath?
40:21I think you're all drunk.
40:23No, we're not.
40:25You're not joining us.
40:27We don't know you.
40:29I'm joining you because
40:31I was ordered by
40:33Nats Entertainment
40:35to take you to
40:37the Dugtungan.
40:39You know the Dugtungan?
40:41It's a Kili TV challenge.
40:43Correct.
40:45I'm only available.
40:47It's simple.
40:49Let's go to Dugtungan.
40:51Four words.
40:53It's a method.
40:55You can make two mistakes.
40:57Two mistakes?
40:59Yes.
41:01For example, Hogy made a mistake.
41:03You'll get a mark.
41:05You didn't join us because you won't get a mark.
41:09If you make two mistakes, you're out.
41:11I feel like I'm arrogant
41:13because I'm your only opponent.
41:15But you can win.
41:17I can beat Tony.
41:19Is there a prize?
41:215,000 pesos.
41:23If you beat me,
41:25the winner will get 5,000 pesos.
41:27I'll pay you.
41:29If I win,
41:31you'll pay me 5,000 pesos.
41:33We can go on a date.
41:35What do you say?
41:37Okay.
41:39If I win,
41:41I'll donate to charity.
41:43Four words.
41:45Four words.
41:47Four words.
41:49We have judges.
41:51A girl boy.
41:59Four words.
42:01Four, four, four.
42:07For example,
42:09Antonio will say
42:11Michael will say
42:13Ara will start.
42:17Wait for now.
42:19I'll start the sentence.
42:21Okay.
42:23Are you ready?
42:25Ready.
42:27I'll just say four words.
42:29This game is wrong.
42:31Game.
42:33To have a dog,
42:35you have to buy
42:37a dog and a cat.
42:41To
42:43lose weight
42:45and get healthy,
42:47you have to buy a dog.
42:49Go to
42:51Cartimar.
42:53Because there are a lot of dogs there.
42:55Buying is
42:57cheap.
42:59All of you
43:01are right.
43:03But you didn't answer
43:05the question.
43:07What is the question?
43:09Ikaw naman
43:11kasi...
43:19Ikaw naman kasi...
43:25Ako
43:27ay nagugutom
43:31lage.
43:33Edi magbaon ka
43:35kaya...
43:37Food.
43:39Edi magbaon.
43:47Ready.
43:49One, two, three.
43:51Ako ay Pinoy sa
43:53puso at diwa.
43:55Dahil...
43:57Pinoy akong
43:59talaga maniwana.
44:01Ah.
44:05Idol ko si
44:07Bambu.
44:09Kasi magaling na singer.
44:11Oo nga.
44:13Tama ka.
44:15Idol ko rin
44:17si...
44:21Aira.
44:23Dahil
44:25magaling...
44:27Kumuktob.
44:29One time.
44:31Oo. Three seconds.
44:33Oo.
44:35Oo.
44:37Okay.
44:39Maganda show
44:41na ito.
44:43Dahil mataas
44:45ang rating, hindi kagaya
44:47ng iba.
44:49Gabolgang
44:51ang best.
44:53Dahil ito
44:55ogi bitoy.
44:57At marami pang
44:59iba. At syempre
45:01kasama ako.
45:03Kilitibi
45:05talaga ang magaling.
45:07Dahil
45:09sa Jimmy
45:11panalo.
45:13Tayong lahat
45:15dito.
45:17Tara!
45:23Yo! Yo!
45:25Ang pag-ibig kong ito
45:27ay talagang
45:29wagas para
45:33sa akin salamat.
45:39Salamat papa.
45:41Salamat papa.
45:47Meron kang
45:49boyfriend na
45:51buddy.
45:53Yung ibang ang
45:55talagang totoo
45:57o hindi.
45:59Kalakko basketball
46:01player.
46:03Hindi pala
46:05kundi artista.
46:09Nagkakamali kayo.
46:11Oo.
46:13Lame!
46:17Ito na.
46:19May suot ka bang?
46:23Panty, bra,
46:25damit, sapato.
46:27Sana wala kang
46:29suot.
46:31Dahil mas maganda
46:33tingnan.
46:35Oko nga tama ka.
46:37Ako suot
46:39lagi prip.
46:41Dahil
46:43maganda at
46:45maayos.
46:47Hindi lang yun
46:49sexy
46:51pang tignan kong pula.
46:55Sexy palagi
46:57pang pula.
46:59Bagay
47:01ito kay ogi.
47:03Ang panty
47:05na pula.
47:07That's why, let go.
47:11Sex balls
47:13kami suot.
47:15Dahil
47:17yun ang uso.
47:21Pogi ako
47:23at
47:25baso.
47:27Hindi pala yun.
47:29Hindi pala yun.
47:31Hindi pala yun.
47:33Hindi pala yun.
47:35All in Jones.
47:37Rewind mo.
47:39Tama yun sinabi ko.
47:41Tama.
47:47Kahit sino susunod dito,
47:49magdugtong na lang ako.
47:51Sige, kaya magdugtong dito
47:53kay mga writer ko. Dugtongan nyo yun.
47:57Para yun.
47:59Tama diba?
48:01By official complaint.
48:03Simula ko na.
48:07Mukhang malaki ang iyong
48:11at balakang.
48:13Okay?
48:15Tama.
48:17Sa harapan ko
48:19ngayon.
48:29Nang ipanganak
48:31si Peachy,
48:33ano ang nangyari
48:35sakin?
48:37Sakin pala kayo ba?
48:43Basketball
48:45ang paborito ko.
48:47Dahil maganda
48:49sa katawan.
48:51Pero ako hindi marunong.
48:53Pero
48:55nakakaaliw ang basketball.
48:57Tama. Ito.
48:59Kayong lahat.
49:03At pampalakas
49:05kaya
49:07diyowa ko, player.
49:09Dribble muna
49:11bago shoot.
49:15Dahil yun ang kailangan
49:17ng mga magshotang
49:19katulad
49:21Hoy! Hoy! Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!
49:23Puli-pili lang na!
49:25Scatter your wings!
49:33Na pwede mo umili.
49:35Ng mga magshotang
49:37katulad
49:39ni Peachy at Rudy.
49:41Tama yan.
49:43Ogi! Bagay!
49:47na magkaroon ng isang
49:51diyowa ulit.
49:53Is it okay?
49:54Don't do it.
49:57Don't do it.
50:01Because it's not right.
50:04Maybe you're having a hard time.
50:08Let's talk about something else.
50:11We're still handsome.
50:13Right?
50:15What?
50:20Okay.
50:25Okay, ready? More, huh?
50:26One more time.
50:28When Rupa is taking a bath,
50:31I'm naked.
50:44Okay.
50:46The Philippines is beautiful.
50:50Because there's a lot to see here in our country.
50:56That's right.
51:06Five words already?
51:11What do you want us to talk about?
51:14We should talk about Joey.
51:20Then, we should also talk about Aileen.
51:26Because she's the wife
51:29of Joey, Eddie Ibana.
51:32Joey Ibana
51:40is a beautiful woman
51:44if her nose and other parts of her body are not fixed.
51:52But if she fixes it, it's okay.
51:58Because her problem is inside.
52:04We can only see her insides.
52:11Think about it.
52:13You sleep next to each other.
52:17It's scary.
52:19You might not be able to sleep
52:22and you might faint
52:26because you might see someone else's face.
52:30You might look like a dog.
52:35And I'm sure that I won't wake up in the morning
52:42because I'm afraid of those kinds of things.
52:48That's okay.
52:50But sometimes, you might not think
52:56that...
53:00Is it okay?
53:01That...
53:04is a person.
53:09But I think that she's a person
53:14or a monster.
53:18I'm also confused.
53:33Amazing!
53:37He's still the best.
53:38Yeah, you're the best.
53:42Joey De Leon.
53:43Joey, next up.
53:45We also want to thank
53:47Alessandra De Rossi.
53:55That's De Rossi.
53:57I hope you enjoyed tonight.
53:59We'll see you again next week
54:01here at...
54:02Borongan!
54:04My idol is Crack.
54:08He's the funniest.
54:09He's the funniest.
54:10Brother Jerzai doesn't sleep.
54:13Cut!
54:14Cut it first.
54:15Cut it first.
54:16Here.
54:17This is the key to the house's duplicate.
54:21Huh?
54:22Why is it like this?
54:24Huh?
54:26Here.
54:27Hello everybody!
54:28I'm Oggy
54:29and we're here today
54:30in our new segment
54:31called
54:32Possible Dream
54:33where we'll be together
54:35in a bubble bath.
54:36John!
54:37I'm sorry.
54:38I can't hear you.