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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jerzy
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, it is week 8, we are joined by Stu, Ashley, Tommy,
00:37and the winner of the worst picks competition of all time, Jerzy Jerry, boys, boys, boys,
00:47Sunday bloody Sunday, Stuart went 0-5, I went 0-6, Brandon went 0-5, Jerry you went 1-3,
00:59so put that all together, what is that, 1-17, 1-19, 5, 5, 6, it was bad, 1-19, faders, you're
01:21welcome, faders, you're welcome, faders, you're welcome, you're welcome, I brought
01:27something for us, oh nice, some sage, let's get this bad juju out of here, that was one
01:36of the worst weeks I've had ever, ever, and I love the games, I can't even say I was struggling,
01:44I was so confident with the games, although Barstool Special 2-1, 2-1, 2-1, Bill's Commanders,
01:52Bill's Commanders, it's why you should pay me, and why free, you can't do that right
01:57now, why, you can't, you just can't, they won, how's this light, why is this, I think
02:03you got to put, yeah, never mind, what, I thought that was normally like a wick, yeah
02:08where's the wick, don't you turn it around, what, turn it around where, like this, let
02:12it breathe, oh, more oxygen, more fire, well, okay, this is bad that the sage won't even
02:20light, is this the wrong end, take it from a crackhead, he knows how to light anything,
02:24fuck, it's hot, that works, other end, other end, no, that's, oh maybe you're right, I
02:29don't know, oh no it's lit, is it lit, this is, I don't think it's supposed to catch a
02:34flame, oh I thought it was going to be flames everywhere, no, no, I think it's supposed
02:37to, okay, all right, this feels good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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03:00yeah. Baiters, haters all in the same. Correct. It is just as hard to go one of 19 as it is to go
03:06on. Absolutely. That's almost it. Listen. I've said it many times in gambling. I'm a I'm a terrible
03:11gambler. Maybe one of the worst of all time. If I'm going to be as bad as I have been might
03:16as well. Be so so bad. We can laugh at it and be like, haha. You're losing all your money.
03:22And you you've worked your whole life to make a lot of money. But you're going to blow it all
03:26Gambling I responsibly how the show actually works. Yeah, the dynamics of the show. Mm-hmm
03:35Sometimes we win and we dropped it funny and we make people's lives great. Yeah, so it's a three, you know, yeah
03:42Every week. Mm-hmm. We're funny and we make people's lives great. Mm-hmm. Sometimes we lose. Mm-hmm, but it's a unique
03:50New beginning new beginning to new beginnings every week to new beginnings because last week doesn't matter two weeks ago
03:58I went five and one did I talk about it that much? No, I didn't I should have you did I didn't I really didn't
04:04You actually know I actually didn't I don't think I did. I think he did Tommy. What's up? Maybe it was Tommy not being here
04:10Well, I can happy Tommy's man. I stats went three and two man. Shut the fuck up JJ spoke about it. Yeah
04:17Tommy is the heart. So are you wearing a speed racer tie? Yes. Do you like it?
04:23Are you like 14 years old? Um, I
04:27Was my favorite show for that and Kimba the White Lion from 4 to 11. Yes
04:33It was an amazing show what was it it had it was about Kimba the White Lion
04:39Okay, we got that part who just like saved the world and was very nice. It was a cartoon. Of course. Okay. Yes
04:45um
04:47Me and JJ spoke about Tommy is the heart and soul and the substance of the show. So he was definitely responsible
04:54But the bad juju
04:56Was Brandon? Yeah. No, I just want to say something customer now. I have nothing against the guy
05:03Besides he's a lowlife and a loser. You're right. But other than that and he really destroyed our show, right?
05:09I mean he took it down. He took it all the way down
05:13So I would say everyone out there
05:16DM email and text Brandon Walker because he's the reason that we lost last week the salt don't blame me
05:23Don't blame JJ and don't blame big cat. No Brandon Walker
05:29Big scumbag customer a big kahuna. You could also blame another guy to who mr. Golf. Oh, mr. Golf
05:36Yeah, that's true golf. Ah
05:38Here's my personal guarantee
05:41I'm gonna win a game this week
05:51If I don't win a game this week
05:54All my picks are free the rest. That's fair. That's fair
05:57Yeah, I will give away all my picks for the rest of the year for free if I don't win a single game this week
06:04That's a lot. All right, so can I get nonsense out of the way first?
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06:37nonsense, so I
06:40Come here from New York to Chicago. I'm in a hotel room. Mm-hmm. There's only one bathroom
06:45Mm-hmm. Oh poor Sandy when my wife goes to the bathroom
06:49Oh, the rule is okay. I don't ask when she's done. Okay, if she's done and I give her her space
06:56I'm gonna light some more see what certain times I have to take a pee. I have to take a number one
07:02And I'm holding it in holding it in but my bladder at 63
07:06Is our precarious? Mm-hmm. So what I've done is I carry empty water bottles with me
07:13This is IP in the water bottle. Yep, unbeknownst to her. Yeah, she's oh, no, she's doing her business
07:20No, did she drink your pee? No this morning. I got caught. Oh
07:25And she thinks it's appalling. No Sandy. Listen, I love you to death. You're the best roast. You're the best
07:32You couldn't be more wrong. God gave men a superior setup. We have a dick that we can pee in random
07:39Thank you, Kat. We can pee in on the street. Well, you're my best friend in the snow. We can pee that sandy
07:44We can pee in sinks. We can pee everywhere. That's what God did for us
07:48She was don't apologize for what God did to us. She was ready to get on a plane and go back to New York
07:53She said that's the most classless thing. You know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm gonna do
07:58I'm gonna pee in a bottle after this show and give it to her. Thank you. Yes. Thank you do that
08:02I like you know what? I never understood what you ever have to pee. Yes, and then you go to have sex
08:08Why don't you piss instead of kind of calm? Yeah
08:12I've never had that happen. What are you talking about? Really? You don't pee before you have sex. What is it?
08:17No, sometimes I'm saying sometimes I have to like oh shit
08:20I gotta take a piss, but then we end up having sex and then you and then you pee in her
08:24No, I'm saying why doesn't it happen? Why doesn't how do you know it didn't happen?
08:28There was probably a little pee in that you think so
08:30Yeah, you probably how cool would that be if you could just piss inside of a vagina set it calm
08:34You can't you can I think that's you're like good. Yeah, you can you're allowed. Did you do crack this morning?
08:41No, no, I understand what you just said. What are you talking about? Listen before you have sex?
08:45Yeah, you have to pee so you feel the invigoration of the ejaculation
08:50You're saying when you when you have a piss. Yeah, calm
08:54There's no it's not it's not happy. Yeah, you gotta go. You don't know that you never done a piss come
08:59Well, because I empty my bladder before I call. Yeah, so you don't know but yeah, you don't tell me you never tried it
09:04Jerry's been peeing in his girlfriend. No, I have that's fake. I have it. I would like to it sounds like I do
09:10I think that would be cool. Yeah, what sounds I do. Well, you're right
09:14Okay, hear me out. You ever have to take a piss so bad and then you go to penis like fuck that phone
09:19So yeah, imagine doing that in a place. Come in a pussy. Let's do it. You probably do you do that?
09:25I know you listen. I would like this piss ever scale 1 to 10 to 5 my best come ever multiple loads is a 10
09:32There's a big difference. Mm-hmm big. No, there's some time. There's some times or a P. He feels like you busted, right?
09:37Yeah, I know. Yeah, and then you probably did the boat
09:40Combo, all right. Let's do some games. It's a pic show after all
09:45First game up Falcons at Buccaneers Buccaneers are two and a half point dogs at home over under is 46
09:51The Bucs are battered bruised Chris Godwin out Mike Evans out
09:56Terrible terrible game for them on Monday night against the Ravens
09:59Tommy I'll start with you
10:01Kirk Cousins
10:0327 and 15 against the spread coming off a loss Baker Mayfield has covered just seven of his last 23 divisional match
10:12Ashley in Tampa Bay, we got 80 degrees partly cloudy Ashley. Is that leather?
10:18Latex latex Jerry actually tells everyone that he's allergic to latex. I don't use late
10:24And guess what? Oh
10:28Yeah, piss come come piss come the pit old piss come hit him with the piss come what
10:40What and with the one to piss come
10:44Ah
10:45You pump him. Yeah, you pump him pump your bum. He's been pumming chicks left and right
10:52Stewart, let's start with you
10:55Falcons Bucs is it me or other than most injuries ever in the history of the NFL this year. It's you
11:01Okay, um last year. We lost like a half to starting quarterbacks by like week four. I
11:08Concur yeah
11:11Falcons right now are laying a number here. So it's telling you they're gonna blow out the Bucs but but I'm a little hesitant because
11:19Falcons have just been you know up and down roller coaster here
11:23Buccaneers defense is a sieve
11:27I don't know how they're going to stop the Falcons
11:32But if you saw the Bucs there was no quit when they got
11:35Annihilated on Monday night against the Ravens, which I think we had right yet Ravens
11:39I had the you went over over and I had Ravens on game
11:43I just think there'll be points scored here in abundance points points points
11:48We're going over the total here way over the total so over the total. I think it's going over by halftime
11:54Okay, like I like the over I do too. I like the over I'll add one other. What's the Falcons team total over?
12:09It is 23
12:1223 and a half. Give me that as well over 46 and over 23 and a half
12:16Does Ashley look like Catwoman a little bit a little bit?
12:22Classy you'll never look better. Oh, I think
12:27JJ
12:28I'm actually gonna fade you guys. I like the under in this game. Oh like the Bucs
12:32They just they got nobody anymore like a Bucky Irving and Rashad white and Baker. That's it. This is good, though
12:37Yeah, somebody's gonna win that someone's gonna win someone's gonna win this is a low-scoring game I
12:44Think the Bucs defense I know they I know they stay I know I know but
12:49Aside from the couple that Derrick Henry runs those big runs. They were doing an okay job in the first half on them. I
12:56Like the Bucs in this game as well
12:59I'm gonna go Bucs plus two and a half under 46. Okay close. It's all it's gross. I know I gets gross
13:05Look I know that was a tough. Yeah, that was tough. Well, listen, it's gross, but I'm hating myself cuz it's saying it's gross
13:11I like the Falcons before I came on the show and now I'm like, okay, I'm gonna switch my back
13:14Okay, next game Eagles at Bengals great game Bengals minus two and a half. It's three
13:20I'm gonna look this up
13:22I want to make sure that we don't get banged on this because here's the thing here's the thing folks
13:26As bad as we are gambling, we're also gambling with our hand tied behind our backs
13:30We make these picks on Wednesday morning
13:32We don't know what the fuck happens later people don't give us enough respect put some respect on our names
13:37For the fact that we're making these picks shout out so early in the week
13:40And can I say with my hands behind my back some of the greatest blowjobs I've ever had?
13:45Yeah
13:46When all right, so the the the line is is the same you can either 90s
13:50Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna make a I'm gonna make an executive decision
13:53You could take Eagles plus 3 minus 118
13:55You can also I just looked at the DraftKings Sportsbook. You can take Bengals minus two and a half minus 119
14:00So that's the same thing. Okay, that's the exact same thing. So
14:04I'm gonna take the Bengals minus two and a half. I think the Bengals are gonna win this game
14:08This is a weird game because the Eagles looked good in the last two weeks
14:13The Bengals look good in the last two weeks, but both teams played the Browns and the Giants and those teams suck
14:19Jerry over over over over. Whoa
14:22I love it so much here. Give me the over. I don't care who wins this game
14:26It's too tough for me to pick so I'm gonna go with the over. Okay, Stuart
14:30I think the Bengals blast the Eagles. Yeah, I think the Eagles are a paper tiger
14:33I thought the Eagles are gonna win the Super Bowl. They're not Saquon still is a shot to win the MVP
14:39It's small but it's out there. Um
14:41Bengals right now might not lose again the rest of the year
14:43You know how this works start of September garbage get into October flutter a little bit and then put a 10-game run together
14:50Joe Burr is still the best quarterback in the NFL love Bengals lay the number all day. Let's go winner winner winner
14:57top three quarterbacks the NFL
15:01Joe Burrow. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He's number one number one by far. Okay
15:09Jaden Daniels, okay healthy
15:15Batting holes, okay. So Josh Allen Lamar Jackson not on that list. Um, I hate both. Okay, I hate ball
15:22Um because friends is on the Jets his whole career. Yeah, but he's a friend of ours. I love Josh Allen. Thank you
15:28On a personal level, I love Josh do said it when Joe Burrow gets hot
15:32He stays hot since 2022 11 and 3 against the spread went on a winning streak of two or more games
15:38Oh like it Tommy Ashley, what's the weather gonna be like in Cincinnati on Sunday in Cincinnati?
15:44We got a beautiful 56 degrees and sunny. Oh, I love it. I love it. Oh
15:50Love it for the over love it for the over. Okay, boys. I feel like we got some winners already winners
15:55So many winners already picked let's go to the last game that we get to before we get to a break
16:00Bills at Seahawks Oh ox plus three God over under is 47. This is actually a kind of a tough game
16:06Would you what were you just doing? I was just looking at quicks just making a quick joke. What was the joke?
16:13But what was it was it was a dumb joke it was what's the joke it wasn't it?
16:17I was just trying to make quigs laughing
16:20No
16:23It was like a beavis and but is it uncomfortable now knowing how badly Jake Malasek wants you to jerk him off
16:29Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. He even said this he said why don't we just do it?
16:33And we'll put it behind a paywall and try to make some money out of it
16:36Yeah, he wants to do it. I want to do it. Listen. I
16:40Support him no matter what same. Yeah, no matter what deed shout DJ Ralphie. What can I say simply? Oh, are you listen?
16:47This is serious
16:48DJ Ralph
16:50I'm not gonna say okay. I'm gonna say it's his husband. Can I say that? Yeah, why not?
16:55He runs this program. If you want to be a firefighter, he'll help you pass the test DJ Ralph. His husband's name is Mike
17:03He's a firefighter. I'll try can we drop a link in the comments? Yeah, of course for the business
17:08I was also doing on Jerry after dark. My mom is
17:11Angry at me because I didn't do it because we did it so quick last night
17:14But if you want to be a fireman and you want to pass the test DJ Ralph's husband Mike can help you do that
17:19Yes, love that. I
17:21Gotta get the link. I gotta get the link. We'll put it in the description. I got a gay firefighter school. No
17:27No, he's a firefighter. He's gay. They're dirt couple. They're right, but they're the funniest guys ever the best guys ever, right?
17:33No, I'm not saying it but that's what it is, right?
17:35Yeah, but he's been a fireman for a couple years and what he does is he helps kit my kids he helps
17:41He helps you if you want to become a fireman. He will help you pass the test
17:46Can I say something if you need someone to help you pass the test?
17:49I don't want you fucking being a fireman. I mean you either got it or you don't what are we talking about?
17:53I'm rinsed up running off a ladder. You either are
17:57You go through the fucking terrain part the written part the written part written part written part. He's Jack though
18:03He teaches you. I'm sure yeah cheat. No, no, not she's like a SAT
18:09Test exactly. It's like a tutor. What does that mean? If there's a fire and a screaming lady?
18:14What should I do smoke a cigarette smoke a blood or run to the fire?
18:18What are we talking about fire fire is good or bad circle, which one?
18:23It's actually kind of tough if you're a firefighter because it's not good, but you also want to do something
18:27Yeah, so it could be good. Yeah, that's a trick question
18:29Ah bills and Seahawks Tommy bills last 20 road games
18:34The under is 15 and 5 only for those games have had more than 47 point. Mmm Wow
18:42Ashley in Seattle, it's gonna be 54 degrees and rainy. I
18:47Hate this, but I'm taking Tommy's stat. I'm taking the under 47. I'm taking the under 47
18:52I the bills defense secondary is good. The Seahawks finally put together a good defensive performance against the Falcons
19:01Yeah, I hate this pick I hate this pick I'm taking the under okay Jerry I
19:05Think it's a tough place to play Seattle. Um, I'm back and forth if Russ was still in Seattle
19:11This would be a no-brainer Seattle all day. Mm-hmm. He's not he's a Pittsburgh Steelers. I was actually thinking about that
19:16Um, he's hasn't been in see, you know, we went to a team before I don't even I'm not even counting that
19:21That didn't even count for me Broncos. Don't even count because Sean Payne's a scumbag pussy. Mm-hmm. Also disrespect. He showed Mincy scumbag
19:28Yeah scumbag
19:30I will say this. I think they're gonna Seattle runs the ball really well. They do Kenneth Walker's a beast
19:35I'm gonna take the under and I'm also gonna take Seattle in this game. I think they're gonna upset him
19:39Okay, outright outright. No, no what plus three? Yeah. All right, but outright too. Yeah on the grass
19:46Yes on the grass on the turf on the turf. Yeah Stewart if the Legion a boom. Mm-hmm. We're still at Seattle
19:53I think they'd win this game. Mm-hmm
19:56Yeah, yeah if JP lostman was still the quarterback for the Bills I think that Seattle would win this game
20:07Wait, oh, yeah. Yeah JP lost him. Yeah. Yeah cow bullers who I was thinking about Ravens
20:12Okay, still got it. This is called a friend of the program
20:17kiss ass
20:19Need Super Bowl tickets from you. No, no, let's lay down with the bills
20:24No, we're laying the number with the bill. I'm gonna tell you this right now Stewart. You're not getting Super Bowl
20:28Josh Allen Josh you wish to go to the hospital big. What do you mean? You wished him to go to the hospital when?
20:37What do you mean when it was three weeks ago?
20:40We're not allowed to predict injuries anymore because we don't want to have any negative
20:45But I think Josh. Oh, I think Josh Allen's last game this year
20:5124 season
20:53It's in this game
20:55Did he go to the hospital? Nobody got hurt. He got lost and it was your fucking fault. So he listen Josh
21:030% chance
21:06Telling you right now I need like a dozen Super Bowl tickets. I need you to come through for me first on my life
21:11I'm asking Dave's gonna get me for
21:13Cameos getting me for I need four more
21:16I was getting you for remember that year that you said that you're like, we're gonna buy out half the Super Bowl and I tried
21:21Yeah, and I did you did not know I did it you didn't you didn't go to the game
21:25Yeah, but I sent my customers there. How many?
21:2916 no chance. You did 15. You did not buy tickets for 16 people 12. That's no you didn't know for no
21:37How can you prove that? All right, how can you prove it?
21:40I'm trying to think of my PayPal goes back that far
21:43No way you bought 16 customers a ticket to the Super Bowl. Why you just didn't why didn't how many did you actually do?
21:50none, thank you
21:57Why do your business fucking up your business we used to be like
22:02To be like this before you got you. Oh, I love you, Stu. I love you, but
22:07The people writes me. Let's be honest to the people
22:10I don't shred you but that one we had to do it. We had to do a fact check. There's nothing honest
22:16About
22:19Nothing zero, all right, you know what he said fucking 50 people the Super Bowl is like Noah's Ark for the Super Bowl. Exactly
22:25exactly, um
22:27Lay the number Josh. Don't make me look stupid here come through throw four touchdowns
22:34Seahawks are trash. They're winning by mirrors. There's an easy win. Okay, easy win lazy win
22:40He said lay the number. All right, let's go
22:43Let's take a break when we come back
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25:49Magic Johnson, what does he ever done AIDS?
25:52Big game big game. It was a fluke though. What do you mean?
25:55I heard through the grapevine he got caught having sex with an underage girl
26:02And then a guy who's trying to get funding for AIDS
26:06Said to him. Hey, I'm gonna expose you
26:10Unless you say you have AIDS to help this help us raise money when you say you heard it's a grapevine tick-tock
26:15No, what's the grapevine editing tick-tock? Oh who Eric
26:20PFT PFT told you that okay. I do you think you have been lying to you. No, you didn't agree
26:25He didn't say he'd agreed with it. He said there's that's a rumor out there. So you then took it as fact
26:30Yeah, I'm gonna I wouldn't put it past there's no prayer of that. Okay. Uh, either way bears commanders bears commanders
26:37Bears commanders. I hope Jaden Daniels plays he has to play we've been building up to this moment
26:41You have your ear to the ground is he playing I don't think he's gonna play I don't think so
26:46I'm just being honest. I don't think he's gonna play. Can Mario to win?
26:50You know the Bears are gonna win the Bears are gonna win the Bears are gonna win the Bears are gonna win minus two
26:54Offer by Bears defense is for real Caleb Williams. You look better every single week. The Bears are gonna win this game
27:00I want Jaden Daniels to play. I don't think it matters. The Bears are gonna win. That's it
27:05The Bears are gonna win. I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters
27:09The Bears are gonna win. That's it. The Bears are gonna win. Is this a big cat PFT?
27:14Well, I mean, it's we've been building up to this moment. You know, it's one two in the draft
27:18I want to see him play. I want to see him out on the field. I'm excited about the Bears season
27:23I think we got a lot of hard games coming up. We got to win this. These are must win games
27:26The Bears are gonna
27:28We're the fourth best team in the NFC North. That's not means that the Bears are bad
27:31That means the NFC North is that good loaded loaded loaded?
27:36I'm taking the Bears
27:38Jerry I
27:39Don't know. I just don't know what this game. I want to take the Bears, but then if Daniels plays
27:45I would I would take the commanders you saying he's not playing. I don't know
27:48I don't care if he plays or he doesn't if he doesn't he doesn't matter. He bears are gonna win
27:53All right defense is gonna win this. All right, you couldn't ride for me with Russi, but I'll ride for you
27:58What with I had a parlay and it was I know but I've lost so much money this year
28:03I know and I don't want to bring that up. No, you brought it up there
28:07But you still haven't said, you know what Jer? I'm sorry
28:11You haven't said that yet cuz I'm not gonna overreact to one game. Okay fair
28:14I'm gonna give him at least three games. Why why kick a man when he's dead? I'm not kicking him
28:18No, no, no, no, no. Listen, I'm listen
28:21Friendship is not convenient
28:24What does that mean?
28:25Can I ask you a question? What is what does that mean? Can I ask you a question Stu?
28:29What does that mean? You have to be someone's friend whether it's I'm his friend. We're friends
28:35Can I ask you a question I don't any and this is a complete hypothetical this anything you want, okay
28:40This is a hypothetical. This is this completely made up. There's nothing about this. That is anything. Can I answer it before you ask it?
28:46Yeah
28:47Zendaya Dua Lipa if I bang both of them, you know, they wouldn't know what they've been missing. No, they would I'm just saying
28:53I'm sticking with I'm sticking with the bears do if a guy owed you money and then you saw him buying lunch for everyone
28:58What would you think?
29:04Oh
29:13That's a scumbag, I don't know
29:16They would get paid. Okay. Okay. That's a scumbag move
29:20There's a lot of money. It was not a credit card. Okay, it's not a credit. Okay
29:25Yeah, then were you doing did I see were you doing a thousand bucks to Lucas last night?
29:31Yeah
29:33Didn't you win 40 grand?
29:35Our date is Thursday. We're gonna
29:38Okay, you gave a thousand bucks to Lucas. No, I won. Oh you want
29:42Guys, they're pink. It's nice. They're pink. Yeah for a week. Can I ask how much he owes you?
29:50Didn't you just win 40,000 it's gone already though. See that's the problem as I saw it go
29:55I I before I could even get to Jerry
29:58After he won the 40k it was gone gone. Well, no, no in
30:02Okay, it was a good. It was a good fellas seen fucking send it back. Yeah, send it back
30:06Yeah, send it back send that fucking pink Cadillac back. Send it back
30:10Cats pocket house stuff gone. He had a $10,000 credit line with oh, it's up to why I'm more than that me
30:171550 50 dimes
30:19I don't want to say we don't want to say no. No, I don't know me. It's a big me
30:24But we're pretty more a friend. Yeah, I am the friendship is not good
30:30I knew it was always good for but I just and I I think really it comes out of the fact that I was I
30:35Was working and I missed the lunch. I
30:38Missed the lunch. You missed the lunch. The lunch was eaten before that's sad
30:43$983 they fucked me for yeah, I mean, that's a that's I didn't get lunch out of that's fucked up
30:48That's fucked Tommy's that
30:50This that took my breath away a game with a road team coming off of by the under is
30:5625 and 5 over the last couple of stupid Wow
31:00That's a good that stupid
31:04No
31:09Ashley weather in Washington, it'll be 56 degrees clear skies. Oh nice Stewart. See I have bears. What do you have bears?
31:18Stu what do you have?
31:23Unlay the number I'm gonna lay the number. I love the Bears. I am mr. Chicago
31:29Let's go ready to roll
31:32Ready to roll
31:33Start it off big cat
31:37Go JJ
31:42Ashley
31:48Exhilarating
31:55Sunday night football Cowboys of 49ers
31:58This game should should have been good
32:01Everyone's hurt
32:02Everywhere Cowboys off of by Cowboys are four-point dogs in San Francisco
32:09Debo out possibly right now you count Christian McCaffrey out kittles got a banged-up ankle
32:16Juan Jennings, I don't know where he's been
32:19Stewart what's your pick? Oh, yeah, that's right. You're a coward. So
32:23last week
32:24You paid me and and I want to say thank you for paying me
32:28It's new finder comm and I gave you the two easiest games on the card
32:33Commanders when they went a hundred to nothing the bills a hundred to nothing two and one Barstow special right now
32:40Sunday night sigh total parlay and
32:44Three best bets three, you know
32:46$69 favorite number their position
32:49Stu finder comm easy as the bills and commands is last week Stu fighter comm
32:54Stu finder calm. Okay. Thank you. Big cat. You're welcome. Thank you, Jersey. You're welcome. Thank you, Tom
33:00Can we get thank you under calm? Can we get a link to to the gay firefighter school? Can we do that on Stu fire?
33:08It's not a school he doesn't himself. Yeah. Yeah, we get it. Why not? Absolutely not
33:12You're homophobe. Um
33:15Absolutely, not. It sounds like you are I do you hate you're an arsonist or a homophobe you pick you pick
33:20I'm absolutely an arsonist. Okay. All right, that's fair. All right. All right. Ah
33:25Gas light Stu shout out Stu. I light up anything. What is the one of your girls box?
33:32Okay, you pumming them. I
33:35Don't know what that means. But yeah, you know what that means, you know, it's one over it. We just it's calm
33:40No, I don't I there's nothing about piss that makes me excited
33:45But come I don't believe that at all
33:49Ashley weather, San Francisco in San Francisco. It's gonna be 64 and rainy 64 and rainy Tommy
33:56Everyone thinks Andy reads the king of the by it's actually Mike McCarthy
34:0013-3 and one against the spread off a buy in his career. I'm taking the Cowboys
34:06I don't like it, but I think I'm gonna take the Cowboys. There's 49ers are broken
34:10They are they're broken and I think we're getting a good line here too with the boys. Yeah, I think it's gonna drop
34:14Yeah, I'm gonna take the Cowboys to four plus four. Yeah plus four. Okay when we come back
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36:22You know something I was so close to going five and one five one on one really
36:2883% on my mortals and then the Packers only cover one by two and one by three
36:33So instead I went to 60% four wins two losses in a push still respectable, but not
36:41It's a little substandard for the mortal king
36:45Um, I'm gonna use the game here. That's interesting because I've professed how great the Green Bay Packers are
36:51I said the Packers will play the Jets in the Super Bowl
36:54I'm gonna go against them here. Yes. I think the Jaguars
37:00the Jaguars
37:01Are going to make a run here
37:04Oh, I think I don't know why but they have played like horseshit, but they're not I know they line up
37:10I know their R&D line. I have a lot of respect for the coach and the quarterback
37:14So I think the Jaguars win this game and shock the world Wow has a four and a half point door
37:20But for the pick segment for my mortal, I'll take the Jaguars plus the four and a half
37:25Question for you when you say make a run give me their record in the next five games five and oh, okay
37:31I will bet you
37:32Whatever you want to bet that does not happen
37:34Yeah, but you're gonna have to give me odds like a thousand one to ten thousand one perfect for how much ten bucks?
37:41Super Bowl tickets six Super Bowl tickets six Super Bowl tickets and then so then I owe you six thousand
37:47I'll get you six thousand Super Bowl tickets. You get me six
37:51No
37:53What do you mean?
37:54Who's I'm not betting that's not a fair bet. What do you mean? I just gave you thousand one odds
37:58I you if the Jaguars go five dollar for if the Jaguars go five and oh, no
38:04I'll get you six thousand Super Bowl tickets. No
38:08You at least see I'm asking for one listen, I'm asking for one favor from you I I've asked for a lot friendship
38:16Getting bailed out of jail. That's you know behind saving your life saved my life only twice
38:21I need the four Super Bowl tickets. I need four from you four from Dave. Do you you have a way of getting it?
38:27I'm not betting that why?
38:31Because I'm not so we'll do four and four thousand no, okay, so you don't really believe it
38:37No, okay. I
38:39Think the Jaguars. All right, what's here? Okay. Here's the
38:44Okay, here's the back
38:46Here's the back. They go one. You know, this is the fair bet. This is a fair bet
38:50This is a fair bet Jaguars suck for Super Bowl tickets. Yes for Super Bowl tickets up for grabs
38:54Yes, if the Jaguars go five, you know
38:56I will give you four Super Bowl tickets if the Jaguars go oh and five you give me four Super Bowl tickets. That's fair
39:04I'm not no. Oh, come on. That's a great bet
39:07There's gonna I mean the chances are they're gonna win a game
39:10And also so can I tell you something you're gonna yeah, you're gonna give me a 60,000
39:22Just like just like why you know, I made you break character and say you didn't buy super tickets
39:27I'm not gonna fucking make you buy me Super Bowl tickets. Just take the bet bet. There we go
39:31Bet love that you better fucking get those Super Bowl tickets for me scumbag
39:35Low life piece of shit Hildo, but hey, at least we're not this fucking guy. Yes, please. We're not Brandon Walker
39:43Yeah, that's true. Cheers. Sus not being Brian Walker, you know what their schedule is. Yeah. No, it's really really really tough. It's impossible
39:54Eagles Vikings Lions
39:57I
40:02Mean easy sucker
40:05Okay, Jerry
40:07My mortal was the Jets
40:09So, but we can't do that. It's well, we can't because the parlay do it
40:13No, because there's has to be a parlay get no change your mortal
40:18But the people for the people they won't be me and me and stew or me and you in the parlor
40:23I'll take the over in the game. Okay, I'll take the over. All right, and
40:27What was your wait, wait, wait, I was gonna pick the Jets and why can't you wait? Yeah, why can't you I'm lost here
40:33I'm lost too. What world are we on here? I
40:37Thought I'd play in the Jags playing the fucking Patriots Jets. Okay. There we go. There we go. All right, I'm gonna take the over in
40:46The Ravens Browns game Jamis Winston Jamis Winston fun fun bet. I'm so excited for Jamis Winston
40:53We don't know how many more Jamis Winston starts. We'll get in our life. You better embrace this. I love this
40:58I texted Jamis. He said back. Yeah, I said to him. He was very cool
41:02What did I say? He's very cool what I say to him. Oh, so funny
41:05I said I said let's go win some football games J boo happy. You've got another shot you deserve
41:10He said big cat grateful for you, bro. Love that. He stole the credit clause, right? Yeah. Yeah, we don't talk about that
41:17All right, Barstool Sports Advisors Tommy on the record Dodgers Yankees who's winning the World Series he's in seven Aaron judge
41:24I'm deep. Oh, that's a pussy pick saying seven why I think it's gonna be an instant classic Yankees in four
41:29I think I did bet Yankees in four and Yankees in seven on the draft. Okay, so it's Yankees in five big cat Dodgers in four
41:38Dodgers in four
41:39Mets in seven. There we go. Barstool Sports Advisors. See you next week
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