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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jersey
00:13Jerry, Dan Big Cat Cats, and the source, Stu Finer.
00:31Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
00:34It is week 12 of the NFL.
00:36I'm here with Jerry, Stu, Ashley, and special guest Sarah McBride is back at the desk.
00:47I don't look like her, him, her at all.
00:52We don't look that much alike.
00:53I saw a picture, you look very much alike.
00:56Is that why you took last week off?
00:58Did you have to get sworn in in the Congress?
00:59No, my grandma died.
01:01Oh, shit.
01:02I'll tell you what.
01:03I texted you.
01:04I apologized.
01:05How old?
01:0688 degrees.
01:07No disrespect.
01:08I'm sorry, Tommy.
01:09Oh, my God.
01:10I didn't mean to kill the mood.
01:11I'm going to pick a game this week and dedicate it to your grandmother.
01:13Jonah?
01:14What do you require?
01:15Mad respect.
01:16Jonah?
01:17Our condolences, everyone at Sports Advisors.
01:18We love you.
01:19Okay.
01:20Did you have to get sworn in by my grandmother?
01:21No.
01:22My nanny, I used to call her.
01:23I killed her.
01:24What?
01:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:26How old?
01:2788 degrees.
01:28No disrespect.
01:29I'm sorry, Tommy.
01:30Oh, my God.
01:31I didn't mean to kill the mood.
01:32I'm going to pick a game this week and dedicate it to your grandmother.
01:34I used to call her.
01:35I killed her.
01:36What?
01:37She was a diabetic.
01:38This is a true story.
01:39On record.
01:40You can get it from my mom, too.
01:41She was a diabetic.
01:42She died on her 89th birthday, June 1st.
01:43Oh, you told the sister.
01:44No.
01:45She was born June 1st.
01:46She died on June 1st.
01:47Wow.
01:48The day before, I used to go to the nursing home to visit her.
01:51The day before, she wanted ice cream, sundae, so I was going to celebrate with her, me and
01:57her in the room.
01:58I was her favorite always.
01:59She hated my mom, hated my sister.
02:02Loved me, though.
02:03This is the grandmother that gave you the cookbook, not your mom.
02:06Correct.
02:07Same lady.
02:08Same lady.
02:09That's a coincidence.
02:10I go to the hospital.
02:11I'm not singing happy birthday, but we're celebrating her birthday because I couldn't
02:14be there on June 1st.
02:16We were eating our ice cream sundae together.
02:18She had a heart attack that night at like 2, 3 in the morning, died right there on her
02:23birthday, June 1st.
02:25I killed her with the sundae.
02:26With the sundae?
02:27Yeah.
02:28She's not supposed to have an ice cream sundae?
02:29She's a diabetic.
02:30Why did you give her one?
02:31Because she ate like shit for years.
02:32She was so fat.
02:33How old were you?
02:3420?
02:35Oh, so you were an adult.
02:36How old are you now?
02:37You were an adult when you killed her.
02:38Statue of Lamentation's not run out.
02:39It's 20 years old.
02:40Did she call you up and say, I want a sundae?
02:41She won't.
02:42I would always go visit her and bring her stuff like Popeye, stuff like that.
02:43She would always want to-
02:44A diabetic?
02:45Yeah.
02:46I mean, she was a house.
02:47She was fat.
02:48She couldn't move anymore.
02:49How much weight?
02:50How housey?
02:51260, 250?
02:52Somewhere around there.
02:53That's not bad.
02:54She's a diabetic.
02:55She's a diabetic.
02:56She's a diabetic.
02:57She's a diabetic.
02:58260, 250?
03:00Somewhere around there.
03:01That's not that fat.
03:02Boobs?
03:03Saggy, yeah.
03:04Saggy, yeah.
03:05Would you?
03:06No.
03:07No.
03:08No.
03:09No.
03:10No.
03:11Come on.
03:12So you killed her.
03:13The ice cream sundae.
03:14What was in the ice cream sundae?
03:15Hot fudge.
03:16Whipped cream.
03:17Cherry.
03:18Nuts.
03:19And that's it.
03:20Okay.
03:21I mean, that's worth it.
03:22Vanilla.
03:23Vanilla?
03:24Yeah.
03:25Chocolate?
03:26What do you mean chocolate?
03:28Yeah.
03:29That's kind of weird, huh?
03:30That she was so fat and she wasn't a chocolate?
03:32No.
03:33I validate your struggle killing your grandmother.
03:34Thanks.
03:35I don't think Jerry's very, doesn't seem like it bothers you.
03:39You know what?
03:40She was my favorite for sure.
03:42I loved her more than my mom.
03:45But after she died, I loved my mom way more.
03:48Oh.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Oh, okay.
03:51But I was always, you know, she took care of me.
03:52Well, she raised me.
03:53Yeah, yeah.
03:54Right, right, right, right.
03:55At the time, it sucked.
03:56Tommy, sorry.
03:58This was post-crack, right?
03:59No, pre-crack.
04:00No, pre-crack.
04:01Pre-crack.
04:02Pre, yeah.
04:03Or during crack.
04:04Well, is that the reason you should have gone to crack?
04:05Yeah, yeah.
04:06Trying to stop, but haven't stopped.
04:07Trying to suppress.
04:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:09No, no, no, no.
04:10No, no, no.
04:11Because you're cold-blooded.
04:12No, no, no.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Right.
04:15You're a made guy.
04:16No.
04:17Well, it's good to have you back, Tommy.
04:18You're a made guy.
04:19I'm a made guy.
04:20You're a made guy.
04:21Everyone's going to hit me up.
04:22You're a made guy.
04:23Okay.
04:24I unfortunately have the ice-cold pick, which is crazy, because listen to me, I went five
04:54and one last week.
04:55I went five and one.
04:56If you look at this show right now, I'm the only one who has a chance to go over .500
05:02this year.
05:03You're, Stu, you're dog shit.
05:04You're 10 under.
05:05I'm 10 under?
05:06Back-to-back two-and-oh weeks or five-and-oh, I'm even.
05:09What are you talking about?
05:10You did not go five-and-oh.
05:11No, no.
05:12I'm saying back-to-back weeks.
05:13If I go five-and-oh, I'm back to even.
05:14Okay.
05:15What are we talking about?
05:16I guess that's a good point.
05:17I can end 30 games over .500.
05:18Jerry, you're dog shit.
05:19You're 13 under.
05:20I'm right there.
05:21I'm one under .500, but I did have the Browns as my mortal, so I have to take my medicine.
05:26The ice-cold pick by Jägermeister, the Browns defense let me down.
05:29I fucking hate the Browns for that.
05:31I should have taken the Broncos, because I love the Broncos.
05:33That should have been my mortal.
05:34I should have doubled up.
05:35My apologies to people.
05:37If I go five and one again this week, no more apologies.
05:40What's your mortal record?
05:43Six and five.
05:44Okay, so I'm six, four, and one, so I've taken the lead on mortal.
05:48I can't believe that you would ask that question, and somehow your record would be better than
05:52mine.
05:53Well, it is six, four, and one.
05:54No shit.
05:55That's why you asked.
05:56Yes.
05:57Yes.
05:58Right.
05:59Correct.
06:00Correct.
06:01Correct.
06:02I mean, I've never asked that.
06:03Four and 12.
06:04That's exactly my point.
06:05Can I show you, by the way?
06:06Yes, please.
06:07Incredible shirts.
06:08I'll do the Donald Trump dance.
06:09Hit him with the golf swing, too.
06:10You've got to do the point as well.
06:11I think when they do the point.
06:12No, no.
06:13You've got to go like this.
06:14No, no.
06:15You've got to go like this.
06:16Like, they go like this, and then.
06:17Oh.
06:18Like that.
06:19Yeah, you've got to hit that point.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Yeah, yeah.
06:22That's the point.
06:23All right.
06:24And the point of me doing this right now is we've sold 19 of these.
06:2719.
06:28By the way.
06:29How many did you buy?
06:30They don't count.
06:31The freebies don't count.
06:3219 of these shirts, okay?
06:33I have never, never, ever put a shirt on the line for Bar and Stall that hasn't sold between
06:3750 and 50 and 50, and then you're like, well, okay.
06:43between 50 and 700.
06:4519.
06:46Now, we are not doing Cyber Monday.
06:49Dave gave us off for the Cyber Monday,
06:51so we're not doing that
06:52as far as everyone getting together.
06:53So instead of you spending the 400,000 on Cyber Monday,
06:58I'm only asking for 4,000 on Buy This Shirt.
07:03Barstool Store.
07:04Okay.
07:04The money goes to the same house, the same people.
07:08Dave gets a third dog, a fourth $500 million mansion.
07:13You know, Big Ed buys co-ops throughout Chicago.
07:16What?
07:17Let's go.
07:19Barstool Store.
07:20That's all I gotta say.
07:21We are doing Cyber Monday, just not the telethon.
07:23Yeah, yeah, we're doing Cyber Monday, so.
07:25Cyber Monday slings, yes.
07:27I didn't know that.
07:28No telethon, okay.
07:29No telethon.
07:29Oh.
07:30Okay, go ahead.
07:31So, yeah.
07:32So we are doing Cyber Monday, but there's no telethon.
07:35Got it.
07:35We are doing Cyber, I don't want this cut.
07:37We are doing Cyber Monday, but there is no telethon.
07:41Yeah.
07:42That's where everyone gets there.
07:43Yeah.
07:44I remember last year I did it, or two years ago,
07:45it was one of the greatest things I've ever,
07:47people going, Stu, hi, Stu, how you doing?
07:49Yeah.
07:49How you doing?
07:50It'd be like, friend?
07:51I'd be like, no, this is Stu.
07:53I'd be like, Ria?
07:54No, this is Stu.
07:55You could still do that.
07:55You could just tweet out your number.
07:57Everyone does have my number.
07:58Yeah, right.
07:59You buy a shirt, you text me the purchase order,
08:04and you can call me, and I'll hang out with you,
08:06and I'll talk.
08:07Okay.
08:08Fair enough?
08:08Yes.
08:09That's fair.
08:10It's a good deal.
08:11Also, I know you're so busy.
08:13Today's the 20th.
08:1521st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th, if you can't go today,
08:19to the Cadillac Theater in Chicago.
08:22A beautiful noise, the Neil Diamond story.
08:25Me and Sandy saw it last night.
08:26It was as good as any play I've ever seen in my life.
08:29Les Mis, Phantom, Miss Saigon, Wicked, Hamilton.
08:33It was that good.
08:34And can I explain?
08:34Does everyone actually love Neil Diamond in this?
08:37Right?
08:38Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
08:42He's fine.
08:43You don't like Sweet Caroline?
08:43He's fine.
08:45Well, he sold more albums than Elvis.
08:47Is he as good as Elvis and Frank Sinatra?
08:49No.
08:50You don't think so?
08:51If you're a Jew, which you are, but you're fake.
08:53Yes.
08:54Neil Diamond is like the Elvis if you're Jewish.
08:57I've never really, like his songs are fine.
09:00I've never considered myself a big Neil Diamond fan.
09:03Probably you were a little too.
09:05Yeah, that doesn't.
09:07But it's fine.
09:08I won't turn this song off.
09:09Do your parents love Neil Diamond, no?
09:10I don't know.
09:11Does everyone's parents love Neil Diamond or not really?
09:13My mom likes Neil Young.
09:15Neil Young?
09:15I like Neil Young.
09:16Really?
09:17No, Neil, the show is amazing.
09:18First of all.
09:19I'm not going.
09:20I'm just, well, okay, let me just tell,
09:21it was depicted where Neil sat on a couch
09:24and spoke to his psychiatrist the entire show.
09:28Oh, wow.
09:28And then as they read the lyrics to his songs,
09:31he brought it back.
09:33And did you know he had an imaginary friend?
09:36The song Shiloh, that's an imaginary friend
09:39that he spoke to his whole life.
09:40I never knew that.
09:40I never knew the guy was crazy.
09:42What?
09:43He's gone.
09:44Stu's balls go all crazy.
09:45Oh, is it?
09:46Oh.
09:47Are you serious?
09:48Stu, before we get to the pics.
09:54Wait, what were we talking about?
09:56Neil Diamond.
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:57Oh, how high are you today?
09:58Not at all.
09:59You feel very subdued.
10:00What do you mean?
10:01I'm mellow.
10:02Yeah, well, that's exactly what I mean.
10:03I'm on a dress rehearsal here
10:07for being allowed to be on the live stream Sunday.
10:08Hank said, you said I could be on the live stream Sunday
10:12because for some reason,
10:13Barstool doesn't have a VIP hookup
10:15where I could go into the Bears' locker room,
10:18hug it out with the people,
10:19have a Gatorade, sit on the sidelines.
10:21Yeah, Stu actually asked me.
10:22I asked.
10:23I was like.
10:24But Big Cat said because of all the bad things you say.
10:26Yeah, I'm not asking.
10:27I don't want to ask for favors
10:28that will then make it like,
10:30if I want to bash the Bears in their ownership,
10:33I don't want them to be like,
10:34hey, remember that time we gave you tickets?
10:36No, no, I respect that.
10:36Yeah, I'm not gonna fucking do that.
10:37You're not a bored man.
10:38You're not bored.
10:39In other words, so.
10:40What was the talk about after the show last week
10:42with Hank?
10:43How did that go?
10:44Was it okay?
10:45Listen, he said the exact same thing he said to me
10:48in year one, year two, year three, year four,
10:51year five, year six, year seven.
10:52And once a day, Sandy says it too.
10:54Calm down, deep breath.
10:57Everyone loves you.
10:58You don't have nothing to prove.
10:59You're a living legend.
11:00You are.
11:01You're a living legend.
11:02Relax.
11:03Take it easy.
11:05That's basically what it is.
11:05Good call, Hank.
11:06So anyway, so this is a dress rehearsal for me
11:09being able to do the live stream Sunday.
11:11Ah, you can do the live stream.
11:12PG stew.
11:13Yeah.
11:13But I don't want to make Hank nervous.
11:15No, I mean, you're gonna make me nervous.
11:16Hank, I'll bring in so much legal marijuana.
11:18You'll be so stoned, you won't be nervous.
11:20Let's get something very straight
11:21before we get to these things.
11:22Are you gonna be at the Quigsey?
11:23Are you gonna be at the stream?
11:24I'll sit next to you and hug out.
11:26This is, you will make me nervous the entire Sunday,
11:29but that doesn't mean you can't be there.
11:32Like, that's, I'll never be like,
11:34oh, I'm comfortable being live with stew.
11:36So I land 9 a.m., go into Eddie Barstool's house
11:39to see Eddie's house, we're gonna hug it out,
11:40and then we're coming right here.
11:41All right, you better hug it out, though.
11:4211 in the morning until the last game goes final,
11:46Sunday night.
11:46Okay.
11:47Perfect.
11:48All right, let's go.
11:49Let's get into the games, then.
11:50Vikings at Bears, first game.
11:52Bears plus three and a half,
11:54Old Runners 39 and a half.
11:55What way will the Bears break my heart this week?
12:01Blowout doesn't break your heart.
12:03No.
12:05They're gonna find a new way.
12:06Tommy Statt.
12:08When the Vikings are a road favorite under Kevin O'Connell,
12:11the under is 10 and two,
12:13and the Bears just keep going under.
12:14They've gone under four straight games.
12:16Also, to address the elephant in the room,
12:17I have a different fedora on.
12:18My usual fedora's missing.
12:19I know everybody's thinking about that.
12:21Where's his usual fedora?
12:22It's missing, so I have a different fedora.
12:23I think it looks good, Tom.
12:25Where is your fedora?
12:26It's missing.
12:27Somebody took it.
12:27What is the difference between your normal fedora
12:29and the one you're wearing?
12:30The color's different.
12:31Everybody's thinking about it that's watching.
12:32The color is different?
12:33Yes.
12:34What's the color of the other one?
12:35They are commenting right now.
12:37What's going on with Tommy's fedora?
12:38I'm turning it off.
12:39What's the color?
12:41It's like a gray.
12:42And what color is that?
12:45You're fucked.
12:46You're fucking high.
12:47I drugged him is what I'm saying.
12:49I drugged him.
12:50You put a tranquilizer gun.
12:52You're so fucking big right now.
12:54On my kid's eyes, on my mother's clitoris,
12:56my wife's clitoris, your wife's clitoris, no.
12:59Swear to God, I pass the drug test right now.
13:01What do you mean?
13:02Look at his eyes.
13:03Look at my baby blue eyes.
13:03You'd go to bed with me.
13:04Keep looking and you're gonna get high.
13:06That's how it works.
13:07That is true.
13:08All right, Ashley, what's the weather gonna be like
13:09in Chicago on Sunday?
13:10In Chicago, it's gonna be 47 degrees, chance of rain.
13:1447 degrees, chance of rain.
13:15All right, Stu, let's get some winners going.
13:18I think the Bears are gonna win outright.
13:20I think they're gonna piss all over the Vikings.
13:22I think this'll be probably
13:23the signature win of the year.
13:25Does it have anything to do with
13:26I might be going to the game?
13:27Does it have anything to do with
13:28I'm doing a live stream in Chicago?
13:30Does it have anything to do with
13:31I love Chicago and I make millions of dollars
13:33being in Chicago?
13:34Absolutely not.
13:35I love this game.
13:37This is the Bears' best overall performance.
13:41I think Sam Donald throws three picks
13:43in the red zone like he's been accustomed
13:45to the last month of the season.
13:46Somehow, I think there'll be breakdowns
13:49in the Vikings' defense here.
13:50I'd say the Bears win.
13:52Let's give a final of 24-21.
13:5424-21, okay.
13:57Jerry.
13:59Refresh my memory.
14:00Last three games, Bears points.
14:03Do you remember?
14:04Points scored?
14:05Points scored.
14:0619,
14:10three,
14:11three, six.
14:13Bears team total over.
14:15They gotta figure it out, right?
14:16They gotta get going a little bit.
14:18They did look better against the Packers.
14:21The offense looked good.
14:22They scored 19, right?
14:222019 was final?
14:23Yeah, 2019.
14:24Yeah, team total over.
14:26I don't know what it is, but that's my point.
14:28They gotta score.
14:29They gotta score.
14:30More disappointing season.
14:32Team total over.
14:3317 and a half, okay.
14:34Jets or Vikings because we can commiserate.
14:36Jets or Bears, you mean?
14:37Jets or Bears.
14:38Here's the difference, okay?
14:43The Jets, probably more disappointing
14:46because they went all in.
14:48Bears still have a rookie quarterback,
14:50but I respect that the Jets went for it.
14:52Bears will never go for it like that.
14:54The Jets went for it.
14:55They put their nuts on the table.
14:58They're stupid, but they actually
14:59put their nuts on the table.
15:00What are you doing?
15:01Trying to get under.
15:02Okay.
15:03All right, I concur with you, Stuart.
15:05I think the Bears are gonna be live in this game.
15:07Plus three and a half's a gift.
15:08Even if they don't win this game,
15:09they'll be able to cover it.
15:10It's a divisional game.
15:12Later in the season, outdoor game.
15:14Bears plus three and a half.
15:16Just take it and don't think about it
15:18because everyone's gonna say,
15:18oh, the Bears stink.
15:19Oh, they're gonna lose.
15:20They might lose in horrific fashion,
15:23but they'll cover the number.
15:24That's all that matters.
15:25Okay.
15:25Lions, Colts.
15:33Must be the fedora.
15:34Fedora, it's the fedora.
15:35He looks like a punk bitch with that fedora.
15:37Lions, Colts.
15:38Colts plus seven and a half.
15:40Over, under is 50 and a half.
15:42The Detroit Lions are the best team in the NFL.
15:43Factor fiction.
15:46Demo of the Bills, yeah.
15:48That's not, that wasn't the question.
15:49I would say the Bills are number one.
15:51The Detroit Lions are the best team in the NFL.
15:53Factor fiction.
15:54Okay, see how that was?
15:55The Detroit Lions are the best team in the NFL.
15:57Factor fiction.
15:58Fiction.
15:59Wow.
16:00I think they're playing the best.
16:03I think they overall are a bully type team.
16:08I think the Buffalo Bills,
16:10from what I saw, are gonna win the Super.
16:12Wow.
16:13I'm on the Bills bandwagon.
16:15They're good, Stu.
16:15They're real good.
16:16I mean, right, I mean-
16:17And you used to be in the mafia.
16:20No, but I was subservient to them,
16:23meaning I had to pay them.
16:24They were hustling me.
16:25They, protection money against them over me,
16:27so I had to pay them to be protected from them.
16:29What a scam.
16:30Yeah, Joey the Fish.
16:32I was also able to go to sit downs and lose.
16:35I've lost over 300 grand and walked away
16:38not fucking owing a penny because that person
16:40should have never been allowed to take my bets.
16:42Right.
16:43Because when you're with someone on the street,
16:44one of the stipulations is that you have to bet with them.
16:48Right.
16:49You want to buy drugs, you have to buy drugs from them.
16:51You want to go to prostitute,
16:52you have to go to prostitute.
16:53They own the brothels.
16:54Yeah.
16:55When I reach out and I go to another house
16:57and I bet and I lose, I'm like,
17:00fuck you, you shouldn't have taken my bets.
17:01Yeah, you shouldn't have done that.
17:02So, I mean, yes.
17:05The answer to your question is yes.
17:07Yes.
17:08Okay, let's start with the weather.
17:11It's obviously a dome, but in Indianapolis on Sunday.
17:14Ashley, how's the weather?
17:16In Indianapolis, it'll be 50 degrees,
17:18slight chance of rain.
17:20Okay, Tommy, Weird Fedora Tommy.
17:23Anthony Richard gets a lot of,
17:25Anthony Richard Sin gets a lot of shit,
17:27but he's kind of great to bet on.
17:28Eight and three against the spread,
17:29covered five straight as a dog,
17:31and road favorites of a touchdown or more
17:33have covered just 15 of the last 52 games.
17:36Tommy, I have a question for you
17:38because we missed you last week.
17:41Daniel Jones.
17:43End of an era.
17:45Yeah, he's a good, I think he's a good guy.
17:48He's heart of hearts.
17:49So he's just, yeah.
17:50He might be the worst quarterback
17:51to ever start for six seasons.
17:52Yeah, yeah.
17:54But what about Aaron Rodgers?
17:57He's also really bad.
17:58But what if he goes to the Giants?
18:00No, I want to suck again next year
18:02and then get Arch Manning.
18:03Oh, okay.
18:04That's the goal.
18:06Yeah.
18:06I don't even care if he's any good, I just want him.
18:08You just want him.
18:10Jerry.
18:11I like the under in this game,
18:13but I want to get back to something Stu was saying
18:16with the mafia stuff.
18:17Yes.
18:19Who's more Jewish, you or Dan?
18:21Me.
18:22I sat next to, so this question's for Stu.
18:25I sat next to a Jewish rabbi at a Yankees game
18:28with Jahan Dotson.
18:30We had legends tickets.
18:32He was talking the whole time.
18:33And I told PFT the story,
18:35how much he hated the commanders.
18:37This was a year ago.
18:38So we were sitting there next to the Jewish rabbi.
18:41And I said, I mean, no disrespect by this.
18:45How come Jewish people have so much money?
18:47Like, why are they so rich?
18:49As a stereotype.
18:51Yeah.
18:52Fair, it could be.
18:53And I said, no disrespect.
18:55He said no disrespect.
18:56You should see my bank account.
18:57He said no disrespect.
18:59So he said, Jerry, you know why we have so much money?
19:03We go to the Jewish deli.
19:05We go to the Jewish laundromat.
19:07We go to the Jewish place for dinner or whatever like that.
19:12They keep the money all within the Jewish community.
19:16They don't go to Outback Steakhouse.
19:18They don't go to Wendy's.
19:20They go Jew to Jew, Jew to Jew, Jew to Jew.
19:23Everything is in the community.
19:25Which was fascinating.
19:27Which was fascinating, right?
19:28I don't think that's true.
19:30Really?
19:30I mean, no, no, no.
19:31He was a rabbi.
19:32I'm not, I understand his premise,
19:35but I would say if you ask Italians or Irish
19:37or any ethnicity, whatever that word is.
19:41Whatever that word is.
19:42It's good, we're teaching the youth right now.
19:44They would say that.
19:45If you want my take on why Jews have so much money,
19:47first of all, it's only 17 fucking million
19:49out of four billion people or three billion people.
19:51That's it?
19:52That's it.
19:52That's it, 17 million.
19:53Second of all, people, when your race gets almost eliminated,
19:57when you almost get exterminated,
19:59you become successful to make sure
20:01you're in the power position
20:02so that it doesn't happen to you again.
20:04It gets left to the people's, human's own devices.
20:07I believe the anti-Semitism, truth be told, is so strong
20:10and people hate Jews to such level.
20:12If they were wiped out, everybody would be happy.
20:15Really?
20:16Yes, I know that for a fact.
20:1790% of people hate Jews.
20:18Do the Judah Jew thing again.
20:20What do you mean, Judah Jew?
20:21That was just funny.
20:22Judah Jew, Judah Jew, Judah Jew.
20:24No, I didn't mean it like that.
20:25No, do it again.
20:25Judah Jew, Judah Jew, Judah Jew.
20:27I don't know.
20:28It made me laugh.
20:28It made sense because think about it
20:31if Italians lived in Brooklyn,
20:34in that one section of Brooklyn.
20:35No, they did.
20:35They did, they actually did.
20:37I can't imagine what it's like to be in Brooklyn.
20:39They were rich Italians then, right?
20:41That's crazy, that's crazy.
20:42They would go get their meatball parm from the,
20:44whatever, I like the under in this.
20:4615 and a half, give me the under.
20:47Carlo Gambino came from Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn,
20:51same place as my father.
20:52That's your good friend, Carlo.
20:53I wouldn't say he's my good friend.
20:55I'd say that I did meet him.
20:56He had respect for me because I was a Jew and an earner.
21:00Yeah, what's your pick in this game?
21:03I really wanted to use the Lions
21:04because all I do is go against the Lions.
21:06We did the biggest public play I've ever seen in 30 years
21:10and all they do every single week is cover,
21:12cover, cover, cover, cover.
21:15I'm gonna stay on form.
21:16I'm gonna take the dog and pray to God.
21:18Okay, I'm also gonna do that, Stu,
21:20so I'm jumping in with you.
21:22Colts plus seven and a half is as ugly as ugly gets.
21:25Lions just kill teams, absolutely murder teams.
21:29It's indoor game, that's where the Lions shine.
21:31Colts are playing for their life, I don't know.
21:35I don't know, this one stinks.
21:36Hold your nose.
21:37Hold your nose and take it.
21:39A guy I know who I love maybe more than anyone in my life
21:45once told me, you gotta get comfortable being uncomfortable
21:50and bet the bad bets.
21:51That was Stu Feiner.
21:52Commitment to uncomfortability.
21:53That was Stu Feiner.
21:54Shout out being uncomfortable
21:56because in life, if you can be uncomfortable
21:58and still perform, you'll be a success.
22:01The man taught us that if you find the bet
22:03that you think is just gross and no one wants to touch it,
22:07that's usually the one that wins.
22:08That's the Colts this week.
22:09Colts plus seven and a half, they might win outright.
22:11Okay, big game for the NFC West Cardinals.
22:13It's Seahawks overrunners, 47 and a half,
22:15Seahawks minus one.
22:17Huge, huge, huge game.
22:21Playoff ramification.
22:22What?
22:23Playoff ramifications.
22:25Play, player ramification?
22:27Playoff ramifications!
22:28Okay, well sometimes you don't talk right,
22:30especially when you've had 100 milligrams of wheat.
22:32I haven't had 100.
22:34He has, he has.
22:34He's had 100 milligrams.
22:37Did he drug you?
22:38No, I think he drugged himself.
22:39I don't think Hank did.
22:40I think he drugged himself,
22:41because that's what he does.
22:42I would never do the show stuff, ever in my life.
22:45Ashton, what's the weather?
22:46I'll never do it again.
22:47What's the weather going to be like
22:48in Seattle on Sunday?
22:50In Seattle?
22:51Yeah.
22:52It's going to be 74 degrees, cloudy.
22:5474 degrees, cloudy.
22:55No rain.
22:56Most suicides, Seattle.
22:57Really?
22:57Most suicides, yeah.
22:58Wow.
22:59The rain.
23:00The rain.
23:01It gets you.
23:02Nirvana.
23:02Where's Seattle?
23:03No, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
23:05Somebody fact check, please.
23:06I don't think that's true.
23:0874.
23:08The most suicides are in Seattle.
23:09There it is.
23:10I still don't think so.
23:11Ashley, good job.
23:12Don't think so.
23:13Fact check it, Quigs.
23:14I think it's more like Harlem or South Side Chicago.
23:18You know what I'm saying?
23:18I don't think it's...
23:20Suicides?
23:21Yeah.
23:22Not murders, suicides.
23:23Suicides.
23:24Ashley, what happened there?
23:25Phoenix, Arizona?
23:26Quigs just really couldn't locate it on that.
23:28Vegas, exactly.
23:28That's not a fact?
23:29Vegas?
23:30Colorado Springs.
23:31Colorado Springs.
23:32All right, Colorado Springs.
23:33So you're not even in the middle.
23:34What's the top five?
23:36No, you don't get top five credit.
23:37You can get a couple of brownie points there.
23:39From who?
23:40The people who kill themselves?
23:42I've got the top five.
23:43What?
23:44According to this list, Colorado Springs.
23:46Right.
23:47Billings, Montana.
23:48Right.
23:49Juneau, Alaska.
23:50Right.
23:51Rapid City, South Dakota.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Casper, Wyoming.
23:53Okay, you haven't got top five.
23:55Get the fuck out of here.
23:56I like to fact check people when I know they're so foolish.
23:58You bring stats like that.
24:00I was told that in school.
24:02You're bringing shit like that to this show
24:04where people start, next thing you know,
24:06they don't trust our picks.
24:07Just say I'm not sure.
24:08Think about that.
24:09Do you see what he's doing?
24:09My teacher told me that.
24:10Do you think, move back a little.
24:13Do you see what he's doing?
24:14Ruining the credibility of our show.
24:15He's trying to ruin the credibility of our show.
24:17We're only as credible as the people that we talk to
24:19that talk to us that say things on the show.
24:21I apologize to Seattle.
24:23People should come and watch this show.
24:25Yeah, for the picks.
24:26We're gonna give them picks,
24:27and we're gonna give them information
24:28they can't get anywhere else,
24:29and then you say something stupid
24:30like the most people who kill themselves are in Seattle.
24:33End up.
24:34We never fucking trust our picks again.
24:35Get your head back in the game.
24:37Miss Miranda, have I read Miss Miranda?
24:38Get your head back in the game.
24:39She's great, she said that.
24:41Tommy.
24:42It's just a great road quarterback
24:43versus a terrible home quarterback.
24:45Kyler Murray in his career,
24:4623 and 10 against the spread on the road.
24:48Geno Smith's covered just four of his last 18 home games.
24:54Jerry.
24:55I mean, I just, I don't like Geno Smith.
24:57Why?
25:00I just, I think he's bad.
25:01I just don't, I don't think he's good.
25:04He pisses me off because every time I go against him,
25:07he has an unreal game,
25:08and every time I bet him, he fucking sucks,
25:11and I bet him all the time.
25:13Did you see that clip of Kyler Murray eating a pizza?
25:15No.
25:16Incredible.
25:17What do you mean?
25:18He was eating a slice of pizza
25:19from Joe's Pizzeria in New York.
25:20I seen it on TikTok,
25:22and just a random guy just next to him,
25:25they were talking about life and stuff.
25:26Like, it was incredible.
25:27The guy had no idea who Kyler was.
25:29It was a great clip.
25:31I'm taking Kyler Murray.
25:32I'm taking the Cardinals in this game.
25:34And he was such a nice guy.
25:35That's what, yeah.
25:36Geno Smith's not a nice guy.
25:37No?
25:38You don't think so?
25:39I think the team hates him.
25:41Because of the time he got punched in the face?
25:42That, also, he fumbles every week.
25:45Every snap, every week.
25:46It's crazy.
25:48DK's pissed.
25:49You can see DK's.
25:50DK didn't even celebrate that game-winning touchdown.
25:53DK wishes he was a stealer.
25:54100%.
25:55Yeah, you can see it on his face.
25:56I will get honest about DK.
25:58Did I get honest about him on the show yet?
25:59No, go ahead.
26:00Yes, you did.
26:01I did get honest.
26:02You got honest about him?
26:03Last week.
26:04With the message?
26:05Okay.
26:06This year, I want to get honest about all the players
26:08I DM'd and what I said.
26:09And I want to apologize.
26:11I didn't know I apologized last week.
26:13You did, but it didn't get in the show
26:14because you said things that you can't put in the show.
26:17Okay.
26:18Stuart.
26:20You can say Stu.
26:22Why aren't you wearing a suit and tie?
26:24Where's your tie?
26:26Where's your suit?
26:28Where is it?
26:28Well, we've only sold 19 of these.
26:31Oh, we sold two in the last 30 minutes.
26:33I want to sell hundreds.
26:34Yes, I do.
26:39I feel like I'm the one that's high this week.
26:42Why?
26:43I'm having,
26:44because I feel like I'm having a different conversation
26:47with everyone on this panel.
26:51I mean, I have to take Arizona.
26:53They're playing great ball.
26:54Their defense shuts down.
26:55They humiliated the Jets,
26:56but I don't think that was a fluke.
26:57They've been covering at will,
26:59and I concur with Tommy.
27:01They play great on the road,
27:02and Murray's a great quarterback on the road,
27:04and I think they're going to make the playoffs,
27:05and really, you don't want to play them.
27:07You just don't want to play them.
27:08I think they're the most underrated team in the NFL right now.
27:10I'll take the Cardinals all day.
27:11Okay, I'll take the over in this game.
27:13I like the over.
27:14Kyler Murray.
27:16Do his little scramble.
27:17Yeah.
27:18Like that.
27:19Oh, yeah.
27:19Gino Smith.
27:21What's the stat?
27:22What's the over-under stat?
27:23Gino Smith, I feel like they haven't been going over.
27:25Have they been going over?
27:26They haven't been going over.
27:28They didn't last week.
27:28I think they're going to go over.
27:29I'll take the over.
27:30You can add that to my card, too.
27:31Gino Smith does,
27:32he'll either throw an awesome touchdown,
27:33or he'll just let a snap go over his head,
27:35and he'll lose 35 yards.
27:36Maybe get safety.
27:37He has some electric plays in him.
27:38He does.
27:38He has some boo-boos.
27:39He does.
27:40Boo-boos.
27:41Big boo-boos.
27:42Big boo-boos.
27:43Big boo-boos.
27:43Big boo-boos.
27:44Kiss the boo-boo.
27:45Kiss the boo-boo.
27:46Kiss the boo-boo.
27:47Make it feel better.
27:48Stop crying.
27:48Kiss the boo-boo.
27:49Okay.
27:50When we come back, two more games,
27:51of this Barstool Sports Advisors.
27:54Did anybody order me an ugly sweater?
28:21Where's my sweater?
28:28My sweater.
28:29You ordered me an ugly sweater, right?
28:32Yeah, but if you want one,
28:33someone's going to have to give theirs up,
28:35because they're all gone.
28:46Danny, the sweaters!
28:48What?
28:49Big thing, look out!
28:52Jacob!
28:54Big teeth!
28:55The ugly sweaters!
28:56Get it back!
28:57Get it back!
29:00You!
29:02What's wrong with you?
29:03He started it.
29:04He knows that I hate not having comfortable,
29:06and festive, and stylish, and Christmassy, and-
29:09Look what you did, you little jerk!
29:11You!
29:12Upstairs, now!
29:16Why?
29:17Why?
29:17I'm a fighter!
29:19Shut up!
29:21Now, instantly!
29:22You're such a diseased fighter.
29:24You could have just gotten your own
29:25at the Barstool Sports Store.
29:26Say goodnight, spider.
29:28Goodnight, spider.
29:30Could have got more sweaters.
29:31Thanks for the tip, spider.
29:36The second floor?
29:37No, I hate the second floor.
29:39I hate my coworkers on the second floor.
29:41Well, then maybe you should ask Santa
29:43for some new coworkers, and a new sweater.
29:46I don't want a new office.
29:48I don't want coworkers.
29:49Coworkers suck!
29:51You get upstairs, and I don't want to see you
29:53until after Cyber Monday.
29:55I don't want to see you or anyone else
29:56for the rest of my life.
30:00I hope you don't mean that.
30:02You'd be real sad if you woke up in the morning,
30:04and all of us and the ugly sweaters were gone.
30:08No, I wouldn't.
30:15I hope I never hear from you jerks ever again!
30:18I'm going to store.barstoolsports.com
30:21to get my own ugly Christmas sweater.
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31:35We have two games, 49ers and Packers.
31:38The over-under is 47 and a half.
31:40The Packers are two and a half point favorites in Lambeau.
31:44I'll say this right now, boys.
31:46Jordan Love fucking stinks.
31:48I'm sick of this guy.
31:49He got so lucky last week.
31:50He's a fucking bum.
31:51He throws picks every single week.
31:53Sorry for spitting on you.
31:54I got a little upset.
31:55He's good, Dan.
31:56No, he's not good.
31:57He might be good.
31:58He might be good.
31:59Okay, fair.
32:00He might be good.
32:01He stinks right now.
32:03He is good and I'm having to deal with that.
32:05Is the Bears heartbreaker?
32:07It's again a Packer heartbreaker situation.
32:09Packer quarterback breaking a Bears heart.
32:11Favre, Rodgers, Love.
32:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:14Let's talk about this game, though.
32:17I'm very heavily invested.
32:19You are?
32:20Okay, let's start with you.
32:25Not only are the Packers gonna blow out the 49ers.
32:30Someone's getting hurt.
32:32Oh no, someone's getting hurt.
32:34But I'm gonna use it as my mortal also.
32:37Wow.
32:38I love the Packers.
32:38I love the Packers as a home dog.
32:39I don't care who they play.
32:40No, they're a favorite.
32:41Oh, I love the Packers laying a small number.
32:45Can I use the money line?
32:47Wait, I wanna use the money line on this game.
32:50Lay the $1.35.
32:51No, I really think the Packers are one of the best teams
32:54in the NFL.
32:55They're sliding under the radar.
32:56They played like shit against the Bears
32:57and then by the grace of God, they pulled it out.
33:00I think they're gonna pound the 49ers here.
33:02The 49ers are just not playing in sync.
33:04They're not playing great ball.
33:05They're not playing good ball.
33:07They're barely covering.
33:08They're barely over 500.
33:11They barely squeaked by.
33:12They haven't covered the last couple of weeks,
33:15which shows you they're not pulling away.
33:16Love the Packers in this spot.
33:17Really, truly, unconditionally love them.
33:20I still think Jordan Love is the top five quarterback
33:22in the NFL.
33:22I think the Packers are a top five team in the NFL.
33:25They'll prove it here.
33:25Okay, before I get your pick, Jerry,
33:27I wanna know what the weather's gonna be like in Lambeau.
33:30And it's gonna be 42 degrees, rainy rainstorm.
33:34Okay, no problem.
33:35No problem, rainy rainstorm.
33:37Tommy?
33:38It's the first time the 49ers are an underdog
33:40since October of 2022.
33:42And Kyle Shanahan's been good, getting points,
33:4413 and five against the spread.
33:46His last 18 as a dog.
33:48And here's another thing, the Packers own,
33:50or sorry, the Niners own the Packers.
33:52Shanahan, yeah.
33:53Shanahan.
33:54Yeah, I mean, this is easy.
33:55Shanahan's gonna be the next Bears coach.
33:57No way.
33:58No way.
34:00You watch.
34:01You think so?
34:02Yeah.
34:02No, I don't think so.
34:03No.
34:04I'm wishing for it.
34:05I'm wishing for it.
34:06What, I can wish?
34:07I can't wish?
34:08Why don't you just get Gruden?
34:09Well, he works at Barstool.
34:11Yeah, but poach him.
34:12Get him over there.
34:12What?
34:13No, I, no, I, he works at Barstool.
34:17Okay, and he'll work here for a year
34:18and then make him a Bear.
34:20Okay, maybe I will.
34:21Have him do his job for a year here
34:23and then Tony.
34:24Okay, then, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:25But we're hiring a coach now.
34:28What do you mean now?
34:29Just keep being refusive.
34:29That season, season's dead.
34:30No, I know.
34:31For the rest of the season,
34:32so we're gonna hire,
34:33so you're saying hire Gruden in two months.
34:35Off-season.
34:36Right after he signs.
34:37Yeah, off-season, yeah.
34:38Right after he signed with Barstool.
34:40Okay, you'd rather John Gruden here
34:44than the head coach of the Bears?
34:46I'm a team guy.
34:47That's your team, the Bears.
34:48Yeah, I understand, but this is also my team.
34:50This comes second.
34:52Okay, okay.
34:53You can get a job anywhere.
34:55What about Kyle Shanahan?
34:57Then John Gruden can keep working with us.
34:59But yes, if John Gruden would like to coach the Bears,
35:01I would like him to coach the Bears.
35:02If he came up to you today and said,
35:03Dan, I'm either gonna stay here for five years
35:06and go get a different job in the NFL,
35:08or I'm gonna leave in two months
35:10and be a head coach of the Bears,
35:11what do you think?
35:12I'll take the Bears.
35:12Yeah, for sure.
35:13I'm on the Niners.
35:14I mean, this is,
35:16how do you not take those points there?
35:18This is a must win.
35:19Must win.
35:20I mean, teams talk about it every week.
35:22Must win, must, no.
35:23This game is a must win for the 49ers.
35:26They know that.
35:28It's gotta be the 49ers this time.
35:2949ers.
35:30Why is it a must win?
35:32Well, that game last week, division game,
35:34lost a heartbreaker.
35:36They're winning third in the division right now?
35:38Mm, third, fourth, fourth.
35:40Fourth, they're fourth!
35:41Fourth, fourth.
35:42This is, that's must win.
35:44I got a special bet in this game.
35:46I just realized what I'm gonna do.
35:48I thought they were third in the division.
35:50They're fourth.
35:51I'm going to take the San Francisco 49ers
35:53plus one and a half first half.
35:56I'm so sick of watching the 49ers blow in the fourth quarter.
35:59Plus one and a half first half.
36:00Just give me the first half, I'll win that,
36:03and I'll be happy to be ready to go.
36:04Okay.
36:06Last game.
36:07Sunday night football.
36:08Eagles at Rams.
36:09There's going to be a stew fighter not giving a pick.
36:13We have weather, but not really because it's in a dome,
36:15but I would like to see how it's gonna be in LA
36:18on Sunday night football.
36:19In LA, it's gonna be 46 degrees, chance of rain.
36:22Chili!
36:24Chili!
36:28Tom.
36:28Yeah.
36:29I couldn't recognize you because you have a weird
36:31for a dome.
36:31I know, everybody.
36:32I hope people haven't turned it off by now.
36:35Jalen Hart's been a road favorite 23 times in his career.
36:37He's only covered eight times.
36:39Rams, 18 and nine against the spread
36:40in prime time since 2019.
36:44Rams, 18 and what?
36:45Nine against the spread in prime time since 2019.
36:492019.
36:51Stu, you're not gonna give us a pick.
36:52No.
36:53Last week, Sunday Night King, Chargers.
36:57Two weeks ago, Sunday Night King, Texans under,
36:59Texans under, Texans under.
37:02I owned this Sunday night, so I totaled partly.
37:05I own it.
37:07It's in my hand, I put it in my pocket,
37:08I know the final score.
37:10It'll be on StuFiner.com.
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37:17I was gonna mention the bills earlier in the show,
37:19but I saved it for right now.
37:22How'd you like the bills?
37:23Dead Wolf Game of the Year, game bet.
37:27A game that you get.
37:30A game that if you're up for the year.
37:33I made you a ton of money.
37:35The bills was the game.
37:36If I lost the game, I was leaving the show,
37:38John Gruden was replacing me.
37:41And I was gonna be doing my show from draft kings
37:45throughout the country.
37:46Go into their suites, hang out, party, eat their food.
37:49They told me that's what we'll do.
37:51But I won.
37:52And I'm back.
37:54And I'd like to battle it out with John Gruden right now.
37:56First of all, I would hug him and say,
37:57thank you God for making me look so good
37:59when I gave out Tampa Bay to beat the Raiders
38:01in the Super Bowl and they humiliated him.
38:03And then it furthermore was bigger humiliation
38:05when he outed them saying they didn't change
38:08their play calls.
38:09So he was able to read the old play calls.
38:11I showed him the Steve Mahala clip, he loves you.
38:13Oh, did it?
38:14Yeah, he loves you.
38:15And also I battled with Jordan the entire year in Cameo.
38:18He was number one in Cameo for Fantasy Football.
38:22He was one, Tank was two, I was three.
38:24Wow, that is a battle.
38:26Barstool has the three top Cameo Fantasy Football
38:30shout out people in the world.
38:32To the tune of we do for Cameo, cumulatively,
38:34he made a half a million his end at Cameo, John Gruden.
38:38Yeah, I made like 60, Tank made like 140.
38:42Be that as it may, I wanna hug John Gruden.
38:43I wanna say I love you.
38:44And I wanna battle with him,
38:45because we have a lot in common.
38:46People say we look alike.
38:49StuFinder.com, three best bets and the Sunday night,
38:53probably going for my third straight Sunday night winner.
38:55StuFinder.com, yes I'm mellow, StuFinder.com.
38:58I don't need to yell, I won the bills,
39:01you're up for your entire life,
39:02or you're even for your life.
39:03I've done my job, StuFinder.com.
39:05Buy the shirt, buy the shirt, buy the shirt.
39:07Do me a favor, buy the shirt, StuFinder.com.
39:09Okay, thank you, Stu.
39:11Jerry, let's get this game right.
39:12Yeah, my initial reaction to this is I'm taking the Rams.
39:19But the Eagles defense has been playing so good.
39:24Winneon Mitchell.
39:25Locked down corner, their linebackers are great.
39:31Over, is it over, you think?
39:33No, it might be under.
39:36I'm gonna, I think the Eagles are very good.
39:38I'm gonna take the Eagles.
39:39I'm gonna take the Eagles as well.
39:40Yeah.
39:41I think the Eagles are very, very good.
39:42They are, they are really good.
39:44But I'm scared he's gonna do something.
39:45This is a trap, yeah.
39:46This is a trap?
39:47I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
39:48Anyone know if this is a trap?
39:50No.
39:51Anyone, anyone know if this is a trap?
39:53Nobody knows.
39:54Stu?
39:56If you had to give a pick, Stu.
39:57He wouldn't do a pick, he's not gonna give a pick.
39:59If I had to right now in this game, yeah.
40:00He's gonna give out the under on Sunday night.
40:02No, it's 100%.
40:03StuFunder.com, StuFunder.com.
40:05All right, when we come back,
40:07we have our mortals to finish off.
40:08I'm on the ramp.
40:10Whoa!
40:10I'm on the ramp.
40:11You switched.
40:12I switched.
40:13Okay.
40:14I'm on the ramp.
40:15I'll stick with the Eagles, barstools, sports advisors,
40:15mortals, right after this.
40:17I'm on the ramp.
40:18I'll stick with the Eagles, barstools, sports advisors,
40:19mortals, right after this.
40:20I'm on the ramp.
40:21I'll stick with the Eagles, barstools, sports advisors,
40:22mortals, right after this.
40:23I'm on the ramp.
40:24I'll stick with the Eagles, barstools, sports advisors,
40:24mortals, right after this.
40:25I'm on the ramp.
40:26I'll stick with the Eagles, barstools, sports advisors,
40:27mortals, right after this.
40:28I'm on the ramp.
40:29I'll stick with the Eagles, barstools, sports advisors,
40:29mortals, right after this.
40:30I'm on the ramp.
40:31I'll stick with the Eagles, barstools, sports advisors,
40:32mortals, right after this.
40:33I'm on the ramp.
40:34I'm on the ramp.
40:34I'm on the ramp.
40:35I'm on the ramp.
40:36I'm on the ramp.
40:37I'm on the ramp.
40:38I'm on the ramp.
40:39I'm on the ramp.
40:39I'm on the ramp.
40:40I'm on the ramp.
40:41I'm on the ramp.
40:42I'm on the ramp.
40:43I'm on the ramp.
40:44I'm on the ramp.
40:44I'm on the ramp.
40:45I'm on the ramp.
40:46I'm on the ramp.
40:47I'm on the ramp.
40:48I'm on the ramp.
40:49I'm on the ramp.
40:49I'm on the ramp.
40:50I'm on the ramp.
40:51I'm on the ramp.
40:52I'm on the ramp.
40:53I'm on the ramp.
40:54I'm on the ramp.
40:54I'm on the ramp.
40:55I'm on the ramp.
40:56You just got a brand new job.
40:58Someone got fired from the job.
40:59Somebody's doing great in fantasy football.
41:02Somebody needs your help in fantasy football.
41:04Let me deliver a message.
41:06Whether I write the script or you write the script,
41:09I perform.
41:11Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
41:13Number one in the world for five straight months.
41:16Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
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41:59Okay, boys, mortal time.
42:00Stuart, I'll start with you because you won.
42:05Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Bills,
42:07Bills Mafia, Stu Mafia, Carlo Gambino.
42:11Shout out being made.
42:12Shout out wishing I was Italian.
42:14Shout out, I love the mafia.
42:17I really do.
42:20Six, four, one on my mortal record so far this year.
42:249-9-1 last year, 15-4, and two, two years ago.
42:29Which brings us to this mortal.
42:31And I love this mortal.
42:33It is the Green Bay Packers.
42:35Again, they're gonna smack the 49ers.
42:39But again, if you want the latest updated information,
42:42go to StuFinder.com.
42:43Three best bets, $69 favorite number, favorite position,
42:46plus third straight Sunday night winner.
42:49My mortal is the Green Bay Packers.
42:51Wow, okay.
42:54I like it, Stu, good luck.
42:55I'll go.
42:57There's a guy in this office who I love,
43:02but I fucking hate.
43:05Because he's the most annoying guy in the world.
43:09And he makes me want this team to fail so bad
43:13because he's so annoying.
43:14But, who do you think it is?
43:16Mincy.
43:17No.
43:18Wow.
43:19Absolutely not.
43:20I said I love, but I hate.
43:22Steven Trey.
43:24Steven Trey and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
43:26I want the Bucs to fail.
43:29I want to see pain in his eyes.
43:31I want to see him crying.
43:33I want to see him,
43:33oh, oh, oh, the ref, that's not fair.
43:36But the problem is,
43:39there's another guy who I love more than Steven Trey
43:42that outshines Steven Trey and my love for Steven Trey.
43:45There's a guy named Baker Mayfield who I fucking love.
43:48And I love rooting for him,
43:50and I love watching him be a dog
43:52every single Sunday and make plays in people's faces.
43:56Look, the Bucs are four and six.
43:58The Bucs are going to possibly not make the playoffs,
44:01probably not make the playoffs.
44:02They have to win out.
44:03The Bucs are gonna win out.
44:04My mortal is the Bucs,
44:07minus five and a half against New York Giants,
44:08and then throw in, I want this thrown in there,
44:12the Bucs to win the NFC South plus 300.
44:15Wow.
44:16Yes, they're gonna win the NFC South.
44:17The Falcons are dog shit.
44:18Tommy DeVito, though.
44:19Throw it in there.
44:20Yeah, this, this, this, this is Mike Evans' back.
44:23Bucs.
44:24Bucs, Bucs, Bucs.
44:25Minus five and a half, Bucs.
44:27Good pick.
44:27Jerry, Blueberry Jerry.
44:30Blueberry Jerry, little.
44:31I like that, I like that.
44:32We're gonna put you in,
44:33we're gonna wheel you out of here.
44:35I like blueberries.
44:36The Willy Wonka.
44:37You know the thing about blueberries,
44:38the big blueberries, don't eat those.
44:41They're bad for you.
44:42Why?
44:43They're sprayed with pesticides.
44:44The little ones are the ones you want to get,
44:46organic ones.
44:48I don't love my pick anymore.
44:50I don't know if that's true, but.
44:50No, I don't think that's true.
44:51That's very true.
44:53Let's fact check it again.
44:54I mean, are we serious here?
44:55The big ones are bad.
44:56I'm keeping you honest.
44:58The little ones are the best ones.
44:59I heard what you said.
45:00Does that have anything to do with the fact
45:01that you're a little one?
45:02No.
45:04Big blueberries?
45:04You're literally a little blueberry.
45:06Fair.
45:06And so you want to go around telling people,
45:08I'm actually the good ones.
45:10No, but the, you'll do research on that.
45:13So the Oompa Loompa girl is bad.
45:15Was she big?
45:16She's enormous.
45:17What are you talking about?
45:18You don't know what a Oompa Loompa is?
45:20Yeah, she's bad.
45:21If she was eating big blueberries, that's not good.
45:23She became a big blueberry.
45:25I'm talking about the food, the blueberry food,
45:28not a person.
45:31I don't really love this pick.
45:32Do we have anything, nothing on it?
45:35Okay.
45:35I don't love this pick, but I kind of love it in a way,
45:38because all I need is the Cowboys to score like 14 points
45:41and this game's going to go over.
45:42Over 45 and a half, Commanders, Cowboys.
45:44Commanders, one of the best offenses in football.
45:46They had the bye week.
45:47They're going to come back hot.
45:49Cowboys, they got to put something together.
45:51So yeah, the Cowboys, 31-14.
45:53Yeah.
45:54They got to give me 14, the boys though.
45:57So if the boys score 14, 31-14.
45:59I like the boys if it's going to be 14,
46:01if they're going to have 14.
46:03So what's the number?
46:04Over what?
46:0545 and a half.
46:06So 31-14.
46:09No.
46:10Yeah, no.
46:1131-14 is no good.
46:13That's no good.
46:14Yeah.
46:15That's no good.
46:1532-14.
46:16But you would see that number and be like,
46:18damn, I hit it.
46:19Yeah, you're right.
46:20Fuck.
46:22That's your pick.
46:23My pick's already in.
46:24It's in.
46:25I like it.
46:25Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
46:26It's an uncomfortable pick, for sure.
46:27Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
46:28All right, Barstool Sports Advisors,
46:29thank you for tuning in.
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46:37Everyone, tune in.
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46:42When do we release it?
46:43Wednesday night before Thanksgiving,
46:46we will release our Thanksgiving episode.
46:49Why do you drink like that?
46:51Because you're not allowed to have it on camera.
46:53That's just not true.
46:54Okay, see you next week.
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