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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisor, America's premier sports information program with Jerzy
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, we are back, we've got Stu, our source, Stu Beiner,
00:37we've got Ashley, we've got Tommy back in the chair, and we've got the number one news
00:45anchor in all of America, Jerzy Jerry.
00:47Number one news anchor, JNN, hey Jerry, what does it feel like, I mean, listen, Wolf Blitzer
00:55out, Anderson Cooper out, Sean Hannity out, it's JNN time.
01:01I'll tell you what, Dan, I'm not well versed in politics, but I feel like I crushed that
01:06last night.
01:07You crushed it.
01:08Unbelievable.
01:09I crushed it last night.
01:10Better ratings than CNN fake news, but Big T was electric as well, shout out Big T.
01:14Electric.
01:15I want to talk about something.
01:16You had some great segues.
01:18The immigration line was incredible.
01:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20Unbelievable.
01:21Let's talk about immigration.
01:22Yeah, well, we're not going to.
01:23Oh, okay, sorry.
01:24Anyway.
01:25Can I say something about immigration before you start?
01:26Yeah, yeah.
01:27Yeah, please.
01:40I'm just saying.
01:42I'm just saying.
01:44Am I on fire?
01:47Let's talk about something.
01:48Okay, let's talk about something.
01:50I was awarded 2024 Liberty Year.
01:53Yeah.
01:54I took that with pride.
01:56Great pride.
01:57And I held it with honor and dignity.
01:59You fought.
02:00All the Zooms, white guys for Kamala.
02:01White guys for Harris.
02:02You were there.
02:03Yes, I was in it.
02:04You were fighting.
02:05You were knocking on doors.
02:06100%.
02:07I was talking to Harry Sisson, that pussy.
02:08So listen, I would like that award to be rescinded after last night's performance.
02:13No.
02:14No, no, no.
02:15Just listen.
02:16No, the award was given to you.
02:17You can't rescind an award.
02:18I know, but-
02:19I say you can't.
02:20No.
02:21I make the rules.
02:22Quig said I can too.
02:23I make the rules.
02:24I make the rules.
02:25So then we go back to what we said.
02:26If you rescind the award, you rescind the cash prize.
02:28How much is the cash prize?
02:29$25,000.
02:30No.
02:31Suck dick 25 times.
02:32Be real now.
02:33Come on.
02:34You rescind the cash prize?
02:35No.
02:3625 large?
02:37What are you, crazy?
02:38You have no reputation.
02:39You're a crackhead.
02:40Stop.
02:43I'm still in.
02:44You're still in.
02:45Yes.
02:46Liberty Year.
02:47Still in.
02:482024.
02:49Jersey Cherry.
02:50Congratulations.
02:51Can I say something?
02:52I told you.
02:53I told you.
02:54Because I'm so in with Donald Trump's people because he used to be in my casino house.
02:58And he's a personal friend from the 90s.
03:00You know.
03:01I lost probably like $800,000 to his casinos when $800,000 is equivalent right now at about
03:05$10 million.
03:06Okay.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Inflation.
03:09He's going to fix it.
03:10I asked for 2025 for me and Sandy to go to the White House.
03:13He said no because I'm not an A++ person.
03:162026, he said yes.
03:19And I don't know if-
03:20There's no-
03:21Because of my connections, I'm going to the White House.
03:25Who'd you talk to?
03:26Trump.
03:27Listen.
03:28I can't disclose who I talked to.
03:29Okay?
03:30But the point is I talked to someone.
03:31Okay?
03:32And this is not performative.
03:33And this is like drop dead absolute 100%.
03:35So 2026, I'm able to go to the White House during Christmas.
03:39Hold on.
03:40As a-
03:41Hold on.
03:42Yes.
03:43They do tours of the White House.
03:44I know that.
03:45That's what I'm going to.
03:46What are you talking about?
03:47That's what I'm talking about.
03:48Yeah.
03:49You're doing a tour of the White House.
03:50Anyone can do a tour of the White House.
03:52During Christmas, you cannot.
03:53During Christmas-
03:54So they're just going to do a tour, but you're not going to see anyone.
03:56No, no.
03:57No, no.
03:58I'm in a group with hundreds of other people.
03:59But-
04:00It always takes-
04:01It's breathtaking.
04:02They mint out the White House.
04:03It looks like Disney World.
04:05And it's fabulous.
04:06My point being, before you rudely interrupted me and you didn't think that I really had
04:10to connect, I asked Jerry to come with me.
04:13Okay, nice.
04:14So it's going to be me, Sandy, and Jersey, Jerry.
04:15Can I come?
04:16Are you getting me soup bowl tickets?
04:21Are you getting me a five to $10 million contract with Barstool?
04:24If those two are yes, yes, you're there.
04:26Okay.
04:27All right, we got work to do.
04:28We got work to do.
04:29I know we have work to do.
04:30Can I just drop-
04:31Sure.
04:32A couple of tidbits here?
04:33Okay, first of all, first of all, everyone here, if you know, don't say it.
04:38Do you know what Chicago stands for, what Chicago means?
04:41Big onion.
04:42Stinky onion.
04:43Okay.
04:44I told you not to.
04:45Why'd you do that?
04:46Oh, sorry.
04:47Shit.
04:48I thought you were asking me a trivia question.
04:50There are so many Native American Indians in Chicago, in Illinois, obviously, you know,
04:56AKA the Blackhawks.
04:58That's exactly correct.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Stinky onion.
05:01That's exactly right.
05:02Okay.
05:03Now, number two.
05:04Do you know the saying-
05:05Yeah, the politicians-
05:06No.
05:07Okay.
05:08Shh.
05:09It's not the actual wind.
05:10Shh.
05:11Do you know the saying, that just came out of left field?
05:13I thought you were going to say, in a windy city, what's it stand for?
05:16Do you know the saying, that just came out of left field?
05:18Okay.
05:19Do you know the saying?
05:20I'm not going to say anything.
05:21Actually, do you know that saying?
05:22I'm not saying anything.
05:23Okay.
05:24Hank, do you know the saying?
05:25Okay.
05:26Do you know what they mean?
05:27Yeah, but I'm not saying anything.
05:28Oh, don't say it.
05:29I'm not.
05:30Of course, you're Mr. Chicago.
05:31Don't embarrass me.
05:32I'm not saying anything.
05:33Okay.
05:34So, in the late 1890s, where Wrigley Field and the Cubs used to play, before it was called
05:37Wrigley Field, in left field, there was a psychiatric ward.
05:43And because of all the hoopla during the baseball game, when they would scream and yell-
05:50The psychos, from the psychiatric ward, would scream at the top of their lungs, in left field.
05:57So the sound would come from left field.
06:00So that's where that saying originates from.
06:02Stoop on it, tidbits!
06:03It's why I got paid to be Bob Stanky.
06:04That was great.
06:05That was great.
06:08I didn't know where that was going.
06:10I'm sorry for doing that.
06:11I'm sorry for answering.
06:12Did you know that?
06:13Yes, I did.
06:14I'm sorry for answering the stinky onion.
06:15I apologize.
06:16Well, you only blew half of my-
06:17Yeah, there you go.
06:18Yeah, a little bit.
06:19Well, a little bit.
06:20Did you see that?
06:21It made me uncalled for it.
06:22I didn't want to say anything, though.
06:23It made me uncalled for it.
06:24He just did his Stu Feiner tidbits with cum on his face.
06:27Listen, truth be told, to get to the White House, I had to suck dick.
06:30Yeah.
06:31I'm just saying, you know, I do what I gotta do to make it happen.
06:34Okay, let's get to some picks.
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07:04Ice Cold Pick of the Week.
07:05Yeah?
07:06It's me.
07:07Okay, thank you.
07:08It's the Chicago Cubs, but can I say something?
07:11Oh, Chicago Bears.
07:12Excuse me.
07:13They suck.
07:14Chicago Bears.
07:16I think Wednesday we picked the show, and I love the Bears, and I really love the Bears
07:20because I love Big Cat, and I want to ingratiate myself to him because-
07:24Five, $10 million contract.
07:25Yes, but even just a pure friendship, since you got the $20 million and you make $3 million
07:31a year, you really piss on me.
07:33You know, you do.
07:34I want to be honest.
07:35You do.
07:36I do not.
07:37You embarrass me, you shame me, you piss on me.
07:38I do not piss on you.
07:39On a performative level.
07:40Not on a real level.
07:41Not on a real level.
07:43On a performative level, you embarrass me.
07:44You like to demean me because it does good for the show.
07:46Yeah, that's the show.
07:47But let me say something.
07:48On Sunday, every sucker and their mother was on the Bears, and I would have been on the
07:51Cardinals for my life, but I didn't want to flip.
07:53So ice cold is me, but I just gave you the reason why.
07:56That's great reasoning.
07:59Listen, I got to piss on you.
08:00This is the show.
08:01No, no, no.
08:02I can take it.
08:03I'm a man.
08:04Say something, and I piss on you, then we hug it out like men.
08:05You're my favorite person here.
08:06You're my favorite person.
08:07You know, it's you, PFT, Ben Jersey, Jerry, who jumped Hank, and it's Hank after that.
08:12Yeah, Hank's going after Hank.
08:13Everyone else has just fucked themselves.
08:14Yeah, whatever.
08:16Nothing against you, Tommy.
08:17No, no, no.
08:18Okay, so let's get to the card.
08:22I'm going to say right now I've made a mistake.
08:24I've made a mistake.
08:25We put on the card there is a game that's being played in the morning in Germany.
08:30Yes.
08:31The Giants and the Panthers.
08:32Yes.
08:33There are also guests in the studio today watching this show.
08:36I would not have done this if I had known there were guests in the studio, but let's
08:40go to Germany.
08:44Ashley, what's the weather in Germany?
08:47It's Panthers plus five and a half, overrunners 41 and a half.
08:52In Germany, it'll be 43 degrees and partly cloudy.
08:55Okay.
08:56No German accent.
08:57No German accent.
08:58Tommy?
08:59Nein.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Teams that are as bad as the Giants, it's late in the season, who are favorites of
09:06more than four points, Apple, Sirlo, are seven and 13 against the spread.
09:13Okay.
09:14Now.
09:15Nein.
09:16Here is ... I'm not going to look over there.
09:21Does he have his hand raised, Jerry?
09:22Yeah, that's right.
09:23I would just like to go first.
09:24I would like to go first.
09:25I was going to have you go first, Stuart.
09:29Get him out the way.
09:30The Giants and the Panthers, Panthers plus five and a half, overrunners 41 and a half.
09:35We have guests in the studio.
09:37The game is being played in Germany.
09:40Stuart.
09:41Can you give us the reference?
09:42Are they Nazis?
09:43What the fuck is the story?
09:44No.
09:45I'm curious about what you're going to do if you have to do an accent.
09:49Not doing an accent.
09:50I'm a fucking Jew.
09:51Do an accent.
09:52I hate Germany.
09:53I hate everything about it.
09:54Do the accent.
09:55My ancestors.
09:56Do the accent.
09:57Ach, dink.
09:58Ach, pein.
09:59Height.
10:00Height.
10:01Height.
10:02Und stinker.
10:04That's what I was worried about.
10:05You Nazi fuck.
10:06What is your faith?
10:07I hate Tommy.
10:08What is your faith?
10:09Are you a Nazi?
10:10I look Jewish.
10:11Yeah, I look Jewish.
10:14This is the Jews revenge game of the year.
10:19Okay, nice.
10:22Responsibly and performatively because we have draft kings here, you know, I don't want
10:29them to lose their jobs or, you know, pull their fucking sponsorship.
10:34But you can put your dick on the giant.
10:37Now that Donald Trump is in charge.
10:39Yeah, we're going to win.
10:40Portfolios going through the roof.
10:42Real estate through the roof.
10:44Yep.
10:45Bitcoin already is up 30%.
10:46So you've got the extra cash.
10:50So I would pull some money out responsibly, have to have the bankroll to do this, and
10:57bet **** on the giant because this will be Daniel Jones showing a little teeny glimpse
11:07why he got paid 160 million bucks.
11:11This is a pummel.
11:12This is arguably the easiest game in the history of sports gambling.
11:18Wow.
11:19Ever.
11:20Ever.
11:21I'm going to lay this number twice on Sunday.
11:22I'm making it my mortal.
11:24Oh, definitively double, tripling, quadrupling down on the giants.
11:29And the great thing about this game, the thing you got to love, besides me, is that at 930
11:37in the morning Eastern Standard Time, you're building a bankroll, the entire card.
11:43So if you could hit that 930 AM, playing with house money, you could pay me the $69 for
11:50my three best bets, favorite number, favorite position, and I've made it for you.
11:54So I don't want you to pay me.
11:55I'm going to make you the money to pay me, and then you pay me.
11:59That's fair.
12:00OK, Jerry.
12:01Dan, I love what Stu said.
12:02Accent?
12:03I'll start.
12:05I'll start.
12:06You sure are glorious, Dan.
12:07Come on.
12:08I'm going to take the under.
12:09Yeah.
12:10What would he do?
12:11He did you.
12:12That.
12:13No.
12:14What would he do?
12:15He did this.
12:16He did this.
12:17Yeah, he did this.
12:18And it's supposed to be that.
12:19Yes.
12:20And then he knew.
12:21Right.
12:22Boo, boo, boo, boo.
12:23Is it a movie?
12:24Yeah, it's a movie.
12:25Let me see that movie.
12:26It's a movie.
12:27Take the under.
12:2841 and a half.
12:29This game sucks.
12:30That's an amazing movie.
12:31Is it?
12:32Everybody, is that an amazing movie?
12:34Is it?
12:35Zee-anda.
12:36Zee-anda.
12:37I'm not taking Zee-anda.
12:38OK.
12:39I'm going to take Zee Giants.
12:40Nice.
12:41You know why?
12:42Why?
12:43Because they fight.
12:44Because they fight.
12:47Your German accent is just yelling.
12:50It is.
12:51I got three plays.
12:52I got the Giants.
12:53I got the team total over for the Giants.
12:54And you know who I got, Stu?
12:55Who do you got?
12:56My friend, Malik Neighbors, to score a touchdown.
12:57He's your friend.
12:58He's my friend.
12:59OK.
13:00Do you like Wiener Schritzel?
13:01I never had it.
13:03I don't know.
13:04It's some sort of German fucking sausage.
13:05It's not a Polish sauce, but it's a sausage.
13:06The big pretzel, though.
13:07The Bavarian pretzel.
13:08I love it.
13:09What about the Bavarian pretzel?
13:10The big ass pretzel.
13:11What's the other one I had?
13:12That's from Germany?
13:13I think so.
13:14I think they invented the big pretzel.
13:15At Oktoberfest?
13:16I think so.
13:17German beer?
13:18Yeah.
13:19What's the pasta at Ikea?
13:20Can I take Audi?
13:21Hank drives an Audi.
13:22True.
13:23Can I say something?
13:24German women?
13:25Cold as ice.
13:26Oh.
13:27Dead fish.
13:29Also, I'm pretty sure Germany, they're big into like shitting on each other.
13:33Really?
13:34Yeah.
13:35They do the scat porn.
13:36I've only had that done like three or four times and not into it.
13:38OK.
13:39I've never seen it German.
13:40When did you find out that you were not into it?
13:41The second or third or fourth time?
13:43Fourth time.
13:44Fourth time.
13:45I just don't want to say.
13:46I should shut my mouth.
13:48OK.
13:49Next game, Broncos and Chiefs.
13:51Broncos plus 8 over under is 41 and a half.
13:54Ashley, what's the weather going to be like in Kansas City on Sunday?
13:57In Kansas City, it's going to be 57 degrees, partly cloudy.
14:01Ooh.
14:02OK.
14:03Ashley, ready?
14:04Still warm.
14:05Ready as I'll ever be.
14:06Oh.
14:07Oh.
14:08Oh.
14:09Oh.
14:10Woo!
14:11Washington made the big bucks.
14:12Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.
14:13Chiefs just don't cover as big favorites anymore.
14:15Mahomes has covered just nine of his last 26 games as a favorite of more than a touchdown.
14:20I love that stat.
14:21I'm taking the Broncos plus 8.
14:23I love that stat.
14:24I love that stat.
14:25I was already going to take the Broncos, but I'm riding with Tommy here.
14:28Broncos plus 8.
14:29The Chiefs are going to win this game.
14:30They win every single game.
14:31They're undefeated.
14:32But I think the Broncos offer a very bad performance against the Ravens.
14:37Which we had.
14:38Getting a little.
14:39We had it.
14:40I had it.
14:41We had it.
14:42We said it.
14:43It was the easiest money ever.
14:44Ringo Sucker got sucked in.
14:45Sucker.
14:46Sucker.
14:47What was he?
14:48Did he win a game?
14:49What was he, 2-12?
14:50I don't know, but he was a sucker with that pick.
14:51That was the easiest money we've ever won.
14:52I think it was 2-8, by the way.
14:53But I, yeah, I love the Broncos in this game because I think you get a little discount
14:57on the price.
14:58You get a little, you know, if the Broncos win that game against the Ravens or the Broncos
15:02stay close in that game against the Ravens, is this line 7?
15:04Is this line 6?
15:05I don't know.
15:068.
15:07Give it to me.
15:08Jerry.
15:09That makes me so nervous.
15:10Because I love the Chiefs here.
15:12Just because the Broncos got their shit pushed in last week.
15:17Yep.
15:18I love that.
15:19How hard would it be for a team to get back up for a game like this?
15:20I love that.
15:21I love that.
15:22They know they got fucked up last week.
15:23They say, oh shit, we got the Chiefs this week.
15:25I don't feel like they can get up for this game.
15:26I love that.
15:27I'm going to take the Chiefs.
15:28Minus 8.
15:29Sucker.
15:30Is that sucker, Stu?
15:32Sucker stat.
15:34Sucker pick.
15:35Okay.
15:36Sharp.
15:37Sharp.
15:38Wow.
15:39Really?
15:40Let me explain something to you.
15:41The Denver Broncos, like me and Big Head said last week, got exposed by the Ravens.
15:45They're simply not that good.
15:48You have a rookie quarterback playing well over his heels, well over his skis, well over
15:53his head.
15:54Again, the Chiefs are coming into their own.
15:58They have a shot.
15:59If they win out, obviously, they go undefeated.
16:03Now, I don't know if they're going to cover any of these numbers, but I really believe
16:08in this game, DeAndre Hopkins is now on point with Patty Mahomes.
16:14Travis Kelsey has now come to the picture.
16:17Now, their other tight end, what is his name?
16:18Watson?
16:19What's his first name?
16:20Noah Gray or Justin Watson, the receiver.
16:22Justin Watson, the receiver.
16:23Okay.
16:24Unstoppable.
16:25What's their rookie that they got in the draft pick that's-
16:27Xavier Worthy.
16:28Okay.
16:29He has not really got into form yet, but he- what does he run, 4'2", 40?
16:33Yeah, he's very fast.
16:34Very fast.
16:35So in other words, and their defense is absolutely unstoppable.
16:40So I would lay this number.
16:41I think it's a sucker play to take Denver.
16:43I think most people will think, like Tommy, because they're going to look at their newspaper
16:47and look at their past performance and go, wow, this is beefy.
16:50I think other people are going to listen to Big Cat because they respect him because he's
16:53so good looking.
16:54No, you're wrong, though.
16:55Looks like Burt Reynolds.
16:56Lives in a $15 million house, got a $20 million bonus, makes $3 million a year.
17:00Men want to be him.
17:01Women want to be with him.
17:02Has nothing to do with his picks, arguably, and he admits it, one of the worst NFL handicaps
17:06in the history of sports.
17:08So and then Jersey Jerry's on fire.
17:10You saw him perform in an unbelievable level with Trump.
17:14Donald Trump won.
17:15It's Jersey Jerry's week.
17:16It's Jersey Jerry's year.
17:17It's four years.
17:18Four years.
17:19He's going to the White House with me and Sandy and Big Cat, 2026 Christmas.
17:26It's all Chiefs.
17:27It's all Kansas City Chiefs.
17:28Let's go.
17:29Why do we have to wait till 2026?
17:30Because I explained it to you if you listen, although you don't listen to me.
17:33No, I did.
17:34He's not A++.
17:35Christmas 2025 is the A++ people.
17:38I'm a D- person that perpetuates itself as an A++ person.
17:44Now on Long Island, I am A++.
17:46Like for example, I want to give you an example.
17:47Me and Billy Joel are at a restaurant, okay?
17:50At least seven people came over to me.
17:53First of all, they said, you know, Stu, you look like Tim Waltz, which I said, F you.
17:57That was number one.
17:58Then number two, they literally gave their phone to Billy Joel and said, hey, Billy,
18:03we love you.
18:04Can you take a picture with me and Stu?
18:06And that's how it rolls.
18:07That is.
18:09You're the king of Long Island.
18:10So I'm a D- person that just, you know, thinks he's an A++ person.
18:14That's who I am.
18:15So I did not make the 2025 cut for Christmas, but I did make the 2026.
18:20Was Billy drinking?
18:21He's an alcoholic.
18:22Yes.
18:23He's an alcoholic.
18:24Guys have made an album in 30 years.
18:27He's living off 1989.
18:28Let's be real.
18:29Okay.
18:30Next game.
18:31Important game.
18:32Before we take a break, Steelers, Commanders.
18:35Commanders minus two and a half over under is 45 and a half.
18:39Oh boy.
18:40Are you still seeing ghosts when you say the word Commanders?
18:42No.
18:43You're over that?
18:44No.
18:45The Cardinals, the Cardinals loss was worse than the Commanders loss.
18:46Let me tell you something.
18:47I agree.
18:48Cardinals is all, they've covered three straight now.
18:50They won two games.
18:51They're good.
18:52I mean, they're legitimately good.
18:53They're good.
18:54But that loss was the quit game.
18:55So that was way worse.
18:56Yep.
18:57Because when your team quits, you can lose a Hail Mary and it's like the shock is there.
19:00When your team actually quits on the field, that's like, forget it.
19:03I don't think they quit.
19:05I think they quit.
19:06In years past, because so many rookie quarterbacks have had so much success so early, you forget
19:13the reality of light.
19:14You forget the reality of the NFL.
19:16On the road, rookie quarterbacks in year one never win.
19:21They always look like that.
19:22So all he looked like is where he should be.
19:25It's going to be a progression.
19:27I like that.
19:28If you know, listen, what is the main failure with the Bears?
19:31Say it.
19:32The owners.
19:33Okay, no.
19:34Say it.
19:35The owners.
19:36No.
19:37The owners.
19:38No.
19:39Yes.
19:40No.
19:41The owners.
19:42Okay.
19:43What is the main deficit they have on the football field right now?
19:47The owners put the team together.
19:49Let's go past that.
19:50Okay.
19:51I give you that.
19:52Now, let's go A-1.
19:54Offensive line, play call.
19:55No.
19:56What do you want?
19:57What do you want?
19:58What's he say, Caleb Williams?
19:59No.
20:00The head coach sucks.
20:01Yes.
20:02No, no.
20:04The head coach sucks.
20:05Yes.
20:06Last year, he's still there.
20:07He's a pussy.
20:08No one has confidence in him.
20:09What did you call him?
20:10You don't have confidence in him.
20:11What did you say about Todd Bowles?
20:12Todd Bowles has a pussy for a dick.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Yeah.
20:16All right.
20:17Stealers Commanders.
20:18But, but Tom Bowles.
20:19Tom Bowles.
20:20Todd Bowles, excuse me.
20:21I knew him from when he was with the Jets, personally.
20:25He's one of the classiest humans that ever lived.
20:28If I had a daughter, I would give my daughter's vagina to Todd Bowles.
20:32Let me just say that.
20:33You wouldn't be able to use it.
20:34Yeah.
20:35He's got a pussy.
20:36For a dick.
20:37Well, I know for a fact that he's hung.
20:38He's scissoring.
20:39He's got 11 inches.
20:40All right.
20:41I don't know what kind of pussy 11 inches is.
20:42All right.
20:43Let's do the game.
20:44Let's do the game.
20:45Let's do the game.
20:46That's a hanging pussy.
20:47Tommy, I'll start with you and then kick it to Ashley.
20:48Stealers have won every game coming off a bye week since 2016, and Mike Tomlin's just
20:51always great as an underdog, 59-31 against the spread until you're getting points.
20:56Whoa.
20:57Whoa.
20:58Ashley, weather.
20:59It's going to be 62 degrees and we've got a slight chance of rain.
21:03Okay.
21:04Stuart.
21:05I'm throwing this to the person behind the scenes that actually runs Barstool, that is
21:11accountable for $47 million in ad revenue, MB.
21:15This is you.
21:16His numbers have been all over the place today.
21:18She caught it.
21:19You caught it.
21:20That was pretty impressive, MB.
21:22Jesus Christ.
21:23The Commanders are on a roll at seven and two.
21:25They're absolutely loaded.
21:28They're arguably the best team right now besides the Chiefs, besides the Lions, besides
21:33the Ravens, besides the Bengals in the NFL.
21:38So I make them fifth right now.
21:40Jaden Daniels right now not only is the classiest quarterback I've ever seen in my life, not
21:44only is he a God-fearing man that always says, the reason I'm great, the reason I'm successful
21:50is because of God.
21:52You have to love someone like that.
21:53You really do.
21:54You really do.
21:56There is no way, no way the Steelers win this game.
22:01No, no, no.
22:02Let me explain it again.
22:04No way you lay the number with the Commanders.
22:07They're going to the Super Bowl.
22:09It's me and PFT sitting next to each other.
22:12Big Cat gets us four breathtaking 50-yard line, eight rows up seats.
22:16The seats right now are costing $17,000 each.
22:19So I hope you have a big game of the year to pay for us.
22:23Let's go.
22:24I went to three Super Bowls that, at the time, Redskins participated in.
22:28I saw the Redskins in Minneapolis piss on the Buffalo Bills in Minnesota.
22:33Minneapolis.
22:34Minneapolis.
22:35Time out.
22:36Then I saw, then I saw the Redskins with Doug Williams go down 7-0 to the Denver Broncos
22:44and scored 35 unanswered points at the half.
22:47It was 39-7.
22:48And I also watched John Riggins run over Jake Scott and beat the Miami Dolphins.
22:54So it will be the fourth time I will be at the game that the Commanders, a.k.a. Washington
23:01wins the Super Bowl.
23:02It's me and PFT on Big Cat's dime.
23:04Yes, Big Cat.
23:05Time out.
23:06Yes.
23:07Long one.
23:08Extended.
23:09Yes.
23:10When was the last time you got a testosterone shot?
23:12I took it Tuesday morning.
23:13Okay, that makes sense.
23:14No, no, I take it every Tuesday.
23:16No, I know.
23:17But you're on furin.
23:18You're on fire.
23:20What do you mean?
23:21I have not slept.
23:22I'm saying it as a positive.
23:23You are.
23:24I have not slept.
23:25Just get the ball to Stew.
23:26I drank 10 more martinis last night.
23:27It's just Stew.
23:28That is more martinis I've drank in the last decade than I've drank the last night.
23:32People have been saying that, you know, you haven't been yourself, you're kind of maybe
23:37getting old.
23:39This is vintage Stew.
23:40We're on vintage Stew-wash in this show.
23:43Well, truth be told, I'm showing off in front of him.
23:46Yeah.
23:48When you give me the 5 to 10 million as a contract, it'll be a lifetime contract.
23:51I get 30 cents on the dollar of every advertiser I write.
23:57I bring in 3, 1 million dollars.
23:59So that's 5 to 10 million as a down payment, 30 cents on the dollar.
24:03I want her to approve it.
24:04I don't want to think that I'm replacing MB.
24:07You know, they might go, well, Stew just wrote 3 million.
24:10What do we need MB for?
24:11Why are we giving her a half a million a year?
24:13Let's get rid of her and put Stew in.
24:14I don't want that MB.
24:15I don't want to challenge her position.
24:17She's not trying to take your job.
24:18I love you.
24:19I adore you.
24:20I want to be your partner.
24:21Yeah.
24:22So that's the reason I'm on fire.
24:23Okay.
24:24It's strictly because of her.
24:25She's here.
24:26All right.
24:27Okay.
24:28Jerry.
24:29Shout out, MB!
24:30Shout out!
24:31I'll start and then I want to hear Jerry's.
24:32No, no.
24:33I want to go and then I want you to see what I got to say.
24:35Okay.
24:36Go ahead.
24:37See how you feel.
24:38Yeah, you go.
24:39Because I know this team.
24:40Listen.
24:41Can you do me a favor?
24:42Yeah.
24:43When you talk to him, can you just look at me and him?
24:44Because what they do, and it really pisses me off because this is my show.
24:47Yeah.
24:48It's your show.
24:49I'm such a baby and I'm mentally challenged.
24:52I have onset dementia.
24:53I have a lot of other things.
24:55They cut me out for some reason.
24:57Calm.
24:58More calm.
24:59It's like they do a two screen here.
25:01So I'm sitting here like panicking myself and they don't show me.
25:05I don't like that!
25:07I don't!
25:09Just get the ball.
25:10Just give him the ball.
25:11That's it.
25:12That's it.
25:13No, no, no.
25:14I don't get it.
25:15I'll sit here like a wooden statue.
25:16I don't want to be in the frame.
25:17Stu's putting up 100.
25:18If I get 20 assists, I did my job.
25:20Assists.
25:21Go ahead.
25:22Listen.
25:23This is.
25:24Look at Stu, too.
25:25This is.
25:26Now look at me.
25:27The nail.
25:28I love you so much.
25:29This is the nail in the coffin.
25:30I'm so hot right now.
25:31Nail in the coffin game for PFT.
25:32And I'll tell you why it's the nail in the coffin.
25:35Let's make no mistake about it.
25:37This has been a tough week for PFT.
25:41And that's as far as I'm going to go with that, because he's a friend.
25:46But this is his funeral.
25:47This is the nail in the coffin quigs.
25:49Put PFT in a casket.
25:53Take off those sunglasses so we can see his eyes, okay?
25:56I want to see how dead he looks inside.
25:59The commanders are going to lose this game.
26:01And I'll tell you why.
26:02Najee Harris, three straight games with 100 rushing guards.
26:05Arthur Smith is calling excellent games.
26:08The Steelers' defense is real.
26:10I mean, they are real.
26:12They are real.
26:13The commanders, I'm not going to say the Steelers are going to blow them out.
26:17But they will get exposed this game.
26:19Tomlin, road dog, he wins games like this.
26:22The Steelers will win this game.
26:24I know Jaden Daniels, a lot of hype.
26:26But you know who the Steelers got?
26:27Russie.
26:28So I'm going to take the Steelers plus two and a half on the road.
26:31I think they get the job done.
26:32Okay.
26:33I will agree with you on Steelers.
26:35I'm also going to add the under 45 and a half.
26:36I like that.
26:37I like that.
26:38I think the Steelers' D is for real.
26:39I think the commanders' D has actually been playing better than people realize.
26:43I think this is like a 23-17 game.
26:4823-17.
26:49Okay.
26:50You're dead wrong.
26:51You're dead wrong.
26:52How about this?
26:53I hustled Rico out of a bet where the loser paid for Big Cat's lunch, which he specified
26:57only in July because he can't breathe because he carries the company on his shoulders because
27:02he has 200 employees here and 170 of them suck dick and they're just wannabes and lynches.
27:07Okay.
27:08July.
27:09Straight up.
27:10Not straight up.
27:11The line.
27:12You want the line?
27:13No.
27:14Let's do straight up.
27:15Let's do straight up.
27:16Let's do straight up.
27:17Wait.
27:18It helps you if you do straight up.
27:19Straight up.
27:20Yeah.
27:21Straight up.
27:22Loser.
27:23Wait.
27:24No, no, no.
27:25Wait, wait.
27:26No, no, no.
27:27Hey.
27:28That's right.
27:29I said it.
27:30I said it.
27:31I said it.
27:32I said it.
27:33Loser pays for Big Cat's lunch.
27:34Okay.
27:35Okay.
27:36Okay.
27:37So now wait a second.
27:39Adelina.
27:40What's Adelina?
27:41That's a restaurant?
27:42No, that's great.
27:43Fine.
27:44Okay.
27:45Deal.
27:46Eight plus plus Italian.
27:47Deal.
27:48I'm gonna deal.
27:49Fair enough.
27:50And it's in July.
27:51So Big Cat, two days in July.
27:52Yeah, I got it.
27:53One is remote.
27:54No, we're gonna do same day.
27:55We're gonna do lunch and then we're gonna do dinner.
27:56And we're not even gonna take a break.
27:57And I pitched my deal both times.
27:58We're gonna do, we're gonna do, it's gonna be a reservation for two o'clock lunch and
28:00a reservation for five o'clock dinner.
28:02Eight bowl?
28:03Can we do an eight bowl?
28:04We're gonna clear the whole schedule.
28:05Can we do an eight bowl?
28:06Listen.
28:08I'm not gonna say no.
28:09Okay.
28:10Fair enough.
28:11Because Cade Fortnight on this show three times said, I will do cocaine with you, Stu.
28:16One of my dreams in life is to have you do a pizza review at my son's restaurant and
28:19the second one, well really my first one, would be doing a kilo with you.
28:22Okay.
28:23Nice.
28:24That would be it.
28:25Dream big, kids.
28:26Dream big.
28:27We do the kilo, hang it out.
28:28Who you got in this game, Stu?
28:29Danny and Phil are in the kitchen cooking and we're just hanging, talking sports.
28:30Stu, who you got in this game?
28:31I'll do coke with you before I die.
28:32Yes!
28:33No, I'm only professing what the owner of the company on tape, on camera has shared.
28:39Yes.
28:40Shared gut level.
28:41Yes.
28:42Gut level.
28:43Shout out cocaine.
28:44Okay.
28:45Shout out.
28:46No, no.
28:47Shout it out.
28:48Shout it out.
28:49Okay.
28:50Let's take a break.
28:51When we come back, we got two more games.
28:52Stu's on fire.
28:53He'll still be on fire when we come back right after this.
28:54MK, I love you!
28:58Something urgent.
29:00Something special.
29:01Something life or death.
29:03I've never done it before.
29:05Seven years, 10 weeks on this show.
29:08Never done it before and never done it twice in one season.
29:13Now, two weeks ago, obviously everybody remembers.
29:17I won a three team parlay for you.
29:20I won three, two team parlays.
29:23I won three straight up bets on the Barstool Special for only $69.
29:30Favorite number, favorite position.
29:32I went 3-0, 3-0, 3-0 and made you 17-1 on your money advising you to make seven separate
29:42bets.
29:43Again, the information from the syndicates.
29:46The late information has come in super, super early and I'm ready to roll.
29:52I want you to bet a three team parlay.
29:53I want you to bet three, two team parlays.
29:55I want you to bet three straight up bets.
29:57I want you to go 3-0, 3-0, 3-0 and make 17-1 on your money.
30:01Stu, what are you charging for that?
30:03$5,000, $2,000, $1,000, $500, $100?
30:07No.
30:08$69, favorite number, favorite position and if it could get any better, and this is a
30:15separate purchase, Sunday night parlay of the year.
30:20The side, the total, the parlay, the side, the total, the parlay.
30:26Separate purchase, Sunday night parlay of the year.
30:29StuFiner.com, StuFiner.com, I love you, God bless you, congratulations, my friend, my
30:39old casino host from the early 90s, Donald Trump, on waxing Carmela Harris, StuFiner.com.
30:49Welcome back to the signs with Jersey Jerry featuring special guest, Big Cat.
30:54Welcome back to the signs with Big Cat.
30:57When you think about Big Cat, what do you think of?
31:00Coffee.
31:01Coffee.
31:02Coffee is now the sign.
31:03Coffee.
31:04Coffee's the sign.
31:05When you think about Jerry, what do you think about?
31:06Bully.
31:07Bully's now the sign.
31:08Now put them together, when you think about coffee, bully, bully beans.
31:13Bully beans, new bully beans, coffee, Stella Blue, who's that on the package?
31:21That's Jerry and Ruffles and me and Stella.
31:25The sign is now Jerry and Big Cat.
31:27What do you think about when you think about Big Cat and Jerry?
31:29You think fat.
31:30Fat.
31:31Like to eat cookies.
31:34Cookies now the sign.
31:35Cookies is now the sign.
31:36What about a butter cookie?
31:38Ooh, throw them.
31:40Mouse sack, good hands, ooh.
31:44Now butter cookie's the sign.
31:45We've got butter cookie and bully beans.
31:48Okay, the signs told you our new seasonal flavors.
31:51We've got butter cookie, the most popular flavor we do, and bully beans, our new flavor,
31:56espresso roast, espresso martinis, gives you a little extra punch, a little extra
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32:08Cross your eyes again.
32:10Ow.
32:11Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
32:14We have two more games, 49ers at Bucs, over under is 50 and a half, the Bucs are five
32:20and a half point dogs.
32:22I'll start here.
32:24I love this over, 50 and a half.
32:26Baker is a dog.
32:28Baker is finding ways to get guys the ball.
32:31He has no one left, he still does it.
32:34Christian McCaffrey might be back.
32:35I know, practicing this week.
32:36Even though Hank, you can bleep that, said that he was retiring.
32:40Oh God.
32:41Yeah.
32:42Why would you say that?
32:43He heard that.
32:44He heard that.
32:45We can bleep the word Hank, who said he was ... I'm going to take the over 50 and a half,
32:50he might be back.
32:51Ashley, what's the weather going to be like?
32:52In Tampa Bay, it's going to be 80 degrees, partly cloudy.
32:56Nice.
32:57Nice.
32:58Tommy.
32:59Todd Bowles, 0-5.
33:00Tommy.
33:01Todd Bowles, 0-5 against the spread in his career, facing a coach coming off a bye week,
33:08and he's also covered just two of his last nine games on short rest.
33:11They played Monday night.
33:12Pussy for a dick.
33:13Pussy for a dick.
33:14What do you got, Joe?
33:15I think this is one of the easiest plays on the board this week.
33:17Not my mortal, but very easy.
33:19This is Niners all day, every day.
33:22Bucs, emotional game last week.
33:24They almost had it.
33:26That game sucked the life out of them.
33:28Baker played incredible.
33:30The defense played good, really good, but Patrick Mahomes is inevitable.
33:35I will also take a Nick Bosa sack this game as well.
33:40How many sacks he has this year?
33:42Six, maybe?
33:43Mm-hmm.
33:44Okay.
33:45Mm-hmm.
33:46Somewhere around there.
33:47Stewart.
33:48All right.
33:49All right.
33:50All right.
33:51All right.
33:52All right.
33:53Oh.
33:54So, coming down the stretch right now, the Buccaneers have been exposed.
34:00They don't have a defense.
34:02They don't have a secondary.
34:04They can put pressure on the quarterback, but when they do, it's normally a blitz package,
34:08which exposes them right over the middle, dink and dunking.
34:12Oh.
34:1349ers will absolutely expose the Buccaneers here.
34:16This game's a route barrier blowout.
34:18Again, I concur with Red Hot, Jersey Trump, Jerry Trump, Donald Trump Presidents, right
34:30hand man going to the White House with me in 2026.
34:33I lay the number all day.
34:34Love the Niners.
34:35I'm going to add them.
34:36Yeah?
34:37Yeah.
34:38I'm going to add the Niners.
34:39Are you serious?
34:40Yeah.
34:41Okay.
34:42Wait.
34:43Hold it.
34:45Please close your eyes because we're not paying you if you get hurt.
34:48Do you know what's coming, everyone?
34:54Oh my God.
34:55Oh my God.
34:56Let him cook.
34:57Let him cook.
34:58Let him cook.
34:59Let him cook.
35:00Let him cook.
35:01Let him cook.
35:02Let him cook.
35:03Let him cook.
35:04Let him cook.
35:05No.
35:06Oh.
35:07Oh.
35:08Oh.
35:09Oh.
35:10Oh.
35:11Oh.
35:12Oh.
35:13Oh.
35:15Oh.
35:16Oh.
35:17Oh.
35:18Oh.
35:19Oh.
35:20Oh.
35:21Oh.
35:22Oh.
35:23Oh.
35:24Oh.
35:25Oh.
35:26Let him cook.
35:27Let him cook.
35:28Let him cook.
35:29Let him cook.
35:30No.
35:31Let him cook.
35:32He's on fire.
35:33Yeah.
35:34Let him cook.
35:35The camera at the camera.
35:36Fucking shit up!
35:37Oh!
35:38The first three minutes of this show this week I knew that this was a special show for Stu
35:39Feiner.
35:40You get out of the way, you let the guy cook.
35:41He's been cooking the whole time.
35:42I am not slow!
35:43Oh my god, stop.
35:44Lions-Texans, you're not going to give a pick.
35:47No, because it is something special.
35:50It's the Sunday night parlay, but I'm going to say this.
35:53There's two games of the year this week.
35:55Okay.
35:56Sunday night game of the year.
35:57The side, the total, the parlay
36:00is on StuFunner.com, game of the year.
36:02But listen, two weeks ago on this show,
36:07and I told you, I had my three best bets,
36:10$69 favorite number, favorite position,
36:12but I pushed all the chips into the middle.
36:16I told you about a three-team parlay,
36:18three two-team parlays,
36:19three straight-up bets two weeks ago.
36:21And what did I do?
36:22I went three and oh, three and oh, three and oh,
36:24made you 17 to one on your money.
36:26This week!
36:28I said it only happens once a year.
36:30I just did wrong!
36:31It's happening twice a year.
36:33This week, three and oh, StuFunner.com.
36:36I'm going to win a three-team parlay,
36:37three two-team parlays, three straight-up bets,
36:40StuFunner.com, only $69.
36:43Favorite number, favorite position.
36:45Hank, sorry for getting out of control.
36:48Big Cat, sorry for getting out of control.
36:50It's MBS4.
36:51Don't apologize.
36:52This is a Stu Finer masterclass.
36:55I want this.
36:57I can't have it every week,
36:58but this was needed, and don't apologize.
37:02Two games of the year.
37:03Sunday night parlay game of the year,
37:05three and oh best bets, StuFunner.com.
37:07Thank you for the promo.
37:08Yes.
37:09JerseyJerry, thank you for the promo.
37:10Thomas, thank you.
37:11Ashley, thank you.
37:12Hank, thank you.
37:13Ashley, the weather in Houston.
37:15In Houston, we've got 72 degrees, partly cloudy.
37:18It is a dome, Tommy.
37:20After another cover last week,
37:22Lions have now covered 15 of their last 18 road games
37:25and eight straight primetime games, too.
37:27This fucking line stinks, Jerry.
37:30It's a rat line, it's a rat line.
37:32Are you taking the tests?
37:33I am, of course, yeah, yeah, of course.
37:35Listen, there's just, the Lions are so good.
37:38They score so many points.
37:40They blow teams out.
37:42The Texans just lost to the Jets.
37:44There's no way this line should be minus three and a half,
37:46it should be minus six and a half.
37:48I'm taking the Texans.
37:50I'm gonna take the under 49.
37:51I like that play.
37:53This feels like, I agree with you.
37:54Add it to my card, I want the under.
37:55The Lions are gonna win this game.
37:57I want the under two.
37:58But I think the Texans are broken offensively,
38:00and this offensive line for the Texans
38:01is gonna get eaten alive.
38:03The defensive line for the Texans is pretty good.
38:06Might be able to keep it in the game a little bit
38:08with their defense, but yeah, this is gonna be Lions.
38:10I'm not gonna bet the side on this game.
38:13I'm gonna take the under.
38:14When we come back, we have our mortals,
38:16Barstool Sports Advisors, back right after this.
38:20Duds.
38:22Duds.
38:23Oh!
38:23Oh!
38:24Oh!
38:25Oh!
38:26Oh!
38:27Oh!
38:28Oh!
38:28Oh!
38:29Oh!
38:30Oh!
38:31Oh!
38:32Oh!
38:33Oh!
38:33Oh!
38:34Oh!
38:35Oh!
38:36Oh!
38:37Cameo signed the contract.
38:40The owner, Steve, who's the classiest guy I've ever met,
38:43rolls up to my house in a quarter of a million dollar car,
38:45says, Stu, we want you to join Cameo.
38:48And also, it was July 4th, I wanna invite you
38:51and your friends and your family
38:53to a 4th of July party I'm throwing
38:55at my five million dollar estate in the Hamptons.
38:58Fine.
38:59I said yes.
39:00Since July 4th, until now, 16 consecutive weeks,
39:06I'm number one on the leaderboard at Cameo.
39:09They have 100 unique, top of the line, A++ actors,
39:15actresses, professional football players,
39:17comedians, all walks of life.
39:20I've been number one for 16 straight weeks.
39:22Now, do you know why?
39:23Because I do the best cameos known to man.
39:27I did it on my own for 10 years,
39:29whether it was a running video in my backyard,
39:31whether I dove off my pool,
39:33whether I was in my living room,
39:35whether I was at my desk
39:36or at any sporting event screaming young.
39:38So I've done Stu Fonda shout outs
39:40even before Cameo existed.
39:42My point is this, whether it's a bachelor party
39:46where I do all my performative 15, 15, 30,
39:49my sex acts, whatever it is,
39:52whether it's your anniversary, a birthday party,
39:56graduation, somebody got a brand new job,
39:59somebody's leaving a job,
40:01you love someone and you just wanna spew your love,
40:05you hate someone and you wanna torch them,
40:07they're doing pathetic in fantasy football,
40:10they're doing great in fantasy football,
40:12whatever it is, any medium,
40:15I write the script or you write the script
40:17and I perform a two minute, three minute,
40:20four minute, five minute cameo
40:22that is absolutely better than anyone in the world
40:25because I invented the shout out.
40:27And the bottom line is this,
40:29I make you happy, I put a smile on your face,
40:32I do an unbelievable job, I give 100% to the project.
40:38Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
40:42Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
40:46Pay me, let me go to work for you.
40:48Cameo.com slash Stu Feiner.
40:53Marshall Sports Advisors,
40:54we are back, time for our Mortals.
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41:32The crown is yours, watch us.
41:33We're gonna watch all the games
41:35on Sunday in the Gambling Cave.
41:37We'll have some picks for everyone.
41:38We'll ride, we'll ride.
41:40You'll see Steelers versus Commanders.
41:44Mortal time.
41:45I won my Mortal.
41:47Rico won his Mortal.
41:48Stuart, you did not, so you start.
41:50Okay, thank you.
41:52Again, I think the New York Giants season
41:55is highly deceiving.
41:57I think their record is, what, two and seven?
41:58Yeah.
41:59They easily could be five and four or even six and three.
42:05The Giants are going to take out all their frustration
42:09on the worst team in the NFL, which is the Panthers, okay?
42:12No two ways about it.
42:14This game is, I don't know, 21, 28, 35, 42 point route.
42:20It is my Mortal.
42:22It's an easy win.
42:23It gives you an extremely lucrative, amazing,
42:27one-of-a-kind opportunity to hammer something
42:30at 9.30 a.m. Eastern, and you're playing with house money.
42:34You have the money to pay for my $69 deal,
42:36pay for my Sunday night.
42:38If you really want to step back,
42:39you could pay me for my 100 dime play,
42:42and you could pay me for the season
42:43in college basketball, college football, NFL,
42:45or you could just give me money
42:47so I can maybe entice Jersey to hit the pipe again.
42:51Me and Jersey hitting the pipe.
42:54The Giants are my Mortal.
42:55I love you, God bless you, may God be with you.
42:58Okay, good pick.
43:00Thank you, man.
43:01I'll do mine.
43:03Philadelphia Eagles minus seven.
43:04They're gonna fucking kill them, Dallas Cowboys.
43:06Dallas Cowboys season is over, over, over, over.
43:09The only thing that can fuck me up
43:11is that stupid idiot Nick Sirianni doing something weird,
43:14which could happen.
43:15I think they're gonna run the ball down their throat.
43:16I think Saquon's gonna have 200 yards, 200 yards.
43:20200 yards for Saquon.
43:22Jerry.
43:24Well, you know, it's a red wave.
43:27It's a red wave, and what I mean by that is,
43:30did you see what Georgia did in that election?
43:33Yeah, I mean.
43:35And I think a big reason to that is Kirk Cousins.
43:40Oh.
43:41Kirk Cousins moving to Georgia,
43:43and you just seen the people come out and vote red.
43:46They voted red.
43:48The Saints are dead.
43:49They quit.
43:50New coach, though.
43:51New coach, yes, I know the bump,
43:53but there is no bump.
43:54They just lost to the Panthers, which was disgusting.
43:57Mincy is dead as well.
43:59Listen.
44:00They tricked us.
44:01Can I say something to Mincy?
44:02Yeah, yeah.
44:03Very sloppy.
44:03Very.
44:04Unreliable, and fat as fuck.
44:07How is a guy always on a diet,
44:09fatter than fuck, and has more chins than a Chinese woman?
44:12Fatter than fuck.
44:13How is that even possible?
44:14What is the story there?
44:16Mincy, don't be a fraud about your weight.
44:18I'm running, I'm doing 10Ks, 5Ks.
44:22You're a pig.
44:23You're a bloated balloon.
44:26You're an embarrassment to your family,
44:28to yourself, to your new girlfriend you're trying to have,
44:33and to really your coworkers who,
44:36for some reason, hate you.
44:37Why do most people hate Mincy?
44:38I don't think most people hate Mincy.
44:40That's wrong.
44:40No, no.
44:41No, no, no.
44:42I want to, no, no, big kid,
44:44I just want to explain something to you.
44:45Do you know how we have the stew finer dinners
44:48on Tuesday and Wednesday, and I ask people?
44:50Do you know there's a group of people,
44:53and I didn't know this until,
44:56I was wondering, why are you,
44:57they specifically asked me, who is coming?
45:00Who is going?
45:01And until I put Mincy's name in,
45:04they're like, okay, I'm going, I'm going.
45:06Who is coming?
45:07And I say Mincy, and then all of a sudden I go,
45:08I can't make it, I can't make it, I can't make it.
45:10So you're wrong.
45:12I'm just telling you're the boss,
45:14so maybe you don't know the inner workings
45:16of the really scrum that goes on,
45:18because I get deep and down and dirty
45:21with the scrum, people tell me everything.
45:23They hate Mincy.
45:25No, no, he's hated, he's a buffoon.
45:28He really, you know, he really jeopardizes the company.
45:33We know the mistakes he's made.
45:34How many times can you get fired, you know?
45:38Dave always bails him out because he's the only person
45:40that really has helped him with the brick watch,
45:43which I wear, which people love,
45:45for Thanksgiving, for Christmas.
45:48No gifts besides the brick watch.
45:49It's a breathtaking, really mechanized piece of time,
45:54brickwatch.com.
45:56You call Stu Finder, I'll save you 50%.
45:59I'll save you 50% off every brick watch you buy
46:02if you buy in volume of 10, 20, 50, 100.
46:06You buy 100 brick watches, I save you 50%.
46:09My point is, Mincy, you're a pig,
46:11you're a fraud, and people hate you.
46:13But for the record, can I just say something?
46:15I love him.
46:16Okay?
46:17No, I love the guy.
46:18I love him, too.
46:19Okay, great guy.
46:20But he's sad as fuck.
46:22Falcons?
46:23Yeah, I'm on the Falcons, yeah.
46:26I'm on the Falcons.
46:27Okay, Falcons.
46:28All right, that's Martial Sports Advisors.