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00:00Three, two, one, Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, it is week 14.
00:07Why am I doing this?
00:10Cash cow stew.
00:12Cash cow stew.
00:13Cash cow stew.
00:15And then your wife moaned with me on top.
00:17I said it.
00:18I demanded it.
00:20I produced.
00:21Get on my back.
00:22Cash cow stew.
00:24Kirby.
00:25Oswald.
00:26Oh, no.
00:27We need to replace Michael on.
00:28On who?
00:29On who?
00:30On who?
00:31Jesus fucking Christ, what a great opening.
00:33Yeah, it was good.
00:34One of my best openings of my career.
00:35Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisors.
00:41America's premier sports information program.
00:45With Jersey Jerry.
00:48Dan, Big Cat Cats.
00:52And the source, Stu Beiner.
01:05Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
01:07Week 14.
01:09We're here with Ashley.
01:11We're here with Tommy.
01:12Week 15.
01:13Week 15.
01:16That's last week.
01:18Week 15.
01:19Moo.
01:21Still mooing.
01:22Moo.
01:24But do you know why?
01:26Because you're cash stew.
01:27Cash stew in the house.
01:28Cash cow stew.
01:29We already did this intro and then they fucked up the sound.
01:31Cash cow stew.
01:32And now Jerry.
01:33What's wrong?
01:34My shoulder.
01:35What do you mean?
01:36What's wrong?
01:37Leave his fucking shoulder alone.
01:38Why do we?
01:39Do this one.
01:40You can do this one.
01:41What's wrong with your shoulder?
01:42That's a good one.
01:43That's a good one.
01:44Vietnam.
01:45Okay.
01:46Cash stew.
01:47Cash stew.
01:48We're back week 15.
01:49That's my apologies.
01:50I saw week 14.
01:51I read week 14.
01:52I'm a fucking moron.
01:53It's week 15.
01:54No, you're not.
01:55Don't put yourself down.
01:56You've got so much pressure on your head.
01:57Everybody's pulling from your coattails.
01:59You don't have a second to pee.
02:00That's facts.
02:01You have a fabulous life.
02:02But most people, if they stepped in your shoes, because they're saying anybody can do it,
02:07their heads would blow up.
02:09I'll tell you what.
02:10I like cash cow stew.
02:11Their head would blow up.
02:12This guy makes a lot of sense.
02:13Their head would be like Scanners.
02:14Scanners.
02:15Remember the movie Scanners?
02:16Yeah.
02:17It was a movie where you were able to focus on someone and make their head blow up.
02:20It was one of the greatest science fiction movies ever.
02:22It was what Michael Irons saw.
02:24I've never seen it.
02:25You never saw it?
02:26No.
02:27Oh, it's amazing.
02:28Quigs, you ever see that?
02:29He's going to see it now.
02:30You never saw Scanners?
02:31You watched the dumbest, shittiest movies ever.
02:32No, I've never seen this movie.
02:33It came out like 1981.
02:34Yeah.
02:351981.
02:361981.
02:37Right.
02:38I'm 60.
02:39I'm old and in dirt.
02:40What was the one you did the other day?
02:41The fucking...
02:42Wait a second.
02:43The Holocaust movie that you thought everyone should know?
02:47Schindler's List?
02:48No.
02:49It was another one with a kid.
02:52You were like, oh...
02:53Anne Frank?
02:54No.
02:55Does anyone remember the movie?
02:56Inglourious Basterds?
02:58No.
02:59The Striped Pajamas one.
03:00Boy in the Striped Pajamas.
03:01Yeah, that's the one.
03:02Why?
03:03The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.
03:04You said that one.
03:05I never said that in my life.
03:06That kid actually looks like Hank a little bit.
03:08Boy in the Striped Pajamas.
03:11What's the name of the movie you saw?
03:14Krakatoa.
03:15The Krakatoa movie.
03:16Krakatoa?
03:17East of Jawa?
03:18What's that?
03:19Wait.
03:20He definitely said...
03:21Did he not say?
03:22Who said that?
03:23What show was that?
03:24Boy in the Striped Pajamas.
03:25I said it.
03:26Oh.
03:27I said the kid looks like Hank.
03:28Oh.
03:29You watched that movie?
03:30Yeah, it was a great movie.
03:31What do you mean?
03:32When those little girls came to your house and they said, who touched you?
03:38And they said, this guy, the boy in the striped pajamas?
03:41What?
03:42No, no, no.
03:43What are you talking about?
03:44What's the Ikojiwa thing?
03:46Krakatoa, East of Jawa, was arguably the greatest science fiction earthquake movie ever.
03:53A science fiction earthquake movie?
03:56A 300-foot wave killed a million people.
03:59What?
04:00Came ashore and just wiped them the fuck out.
04:03And then how does that have to do with Scanners?
04:05No, no.
04:06You were just talking about another movie.
04:08Yeah, Scanners sucked.
04:09No, Scanners was great.
04:10No chance.
04:11No chance.
04:12It's a great science fiction movie.
04:13Your head blows off.
04:14Say it one more time.
04:15Krakatoa, East of Jawa.
04:16Krakatoa, East of Jawa.
04:17All right.
04:18Right off the Indian coast.
04:19We're back.
04:20Week 15 in the NFL.
04:21We have to start with our ice-cold pick.
04:22Listen, we were hot.
04:23Hot.
04:24I want to stay hot on this show.
04:25Stay hot.
04:26I want to stay strong for the people.
04:27Yes.
04:28We all were above 500.
04:29I think Tommy didn't lose a stat.
04:30Five and 0.
04:31Good job, Tommy.
04:32Good job, Thomas.
04:33Mr. Foreigner.
04:34What?
04:35Sweet.
04:37Swept our mortals.
04:38Oh, but can I say something?
04:39What?
04:40I saved the mortals.
04:41No.
04:42I am the mortal.
04:43No.
04:44I saved the mortals.
04:45How so?
04:46Why so?
04:47How so?
04:48I know you have so much to do.
04:49You have no merit to be on this show no more.
04:50No, no, no, no, no.
04:51This is like a marathon.
04:52No, no, no, no.
04:53This used to be a catch now.
04:54No, no, no, no, no.
04:55This will be part of my Jeff Bronson's ones and ones.
04:56I know exactly what you're talking about.
04:57What are you talking about?
04:58You just have, you're so stupid.
04:59What are you talking about?
05:00You're so stupid.
05:01You're so stupid.
05:02You're so stupid.
05:03I know exactly what you're talking about.
05:04What are you talking about?
05:05You just have, you're so stupid.
05:06What are you talking about?
05:07I am stupid.
05:08You think everything, you walk in and you're like, that was Stu.
05:10He did that.
05:11Stu did this.
05:12I was going to take the bears.
05:13You took the 49ers.
05:15I switched to something else that won.
05:18So I saved the mortals.
05:20And?
05:21I saved the mortals.
05:22And you were responsible, well really, I pushed you into it.
05:24No, I saved it myself.
05:25If I did the Niners as my brutal game of my career, you would have had the bears.
05:30You would have been stuck in a peacock.
05:32I took the bucks.
05:33Good thing I took the bucks.
05:36Listen.
05:37That was a lot of cock.
05:38The Niners, I guaranteed, as my mortal of my career.
05:43Never done before.
05:44It was 24-0.
05:45Yeah.
05:46It was a 25-point differential.
05:48The biggest game on the NFL card, including going 4-1, 80%.
05:51I'm back.
05:52You're back.
05:53I just want to say that.
05:54I'm fucking back.
05:55It's Cash Cows.
05:56It's Cash Cows 2.
05:57I'm back.
05:58And 3-0 on the Barstool Special.
05:5949ers, I added because I loved it.
06:00Rams and Panthers.
06:02Don't lose.
06:03The guy doesn't lose.
06:04All right.
06:05So, we did have one loser, though.
06:06So, we all went over 500.
06:07But, Jerry, the Falcons pick was awful.
06:09It was a terrible pick.
06:11Listen.
06:12I love it when we have to actually dig for an ice-cold pick because that means we all
06:15did well.
06:16We did well.
06:17Jerry does win the ice-cold pick of the week.
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06:41Jerry, I love you.
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07:21Can you say something?
07:22Oh.
07:23Yeah?
07:24Can I say something?
07:25Of course.
07:26Um…
07:27I had a biopsy on my prostate.
07:29What's that?
07:30My PSA numbers were triple what they should.
07:33What's a PSA?
07:34Which means guaranteed cancer.
07:35What's a biopsy?
07:36A biopsy merely when they snip a part of your body out and send it away in a lab.
07:41So, so, they think I have cancer.
07:43What?
07:44I don't know if I have it but they think I do.
07:46So.
07:47Is this serious?
07:48Swear to God or my kids' eyes hope to die.
07:50No I don't want you to die.
07:51No, I'm just saying it's serious.
07:53Do you feel sick?
07:54No, well, let me tell you, I had a biopsy on Monday.
07:57First, two days beforehand, you got to take meds.
08:01Then you got to take two enemas.
08:03Then when you get there, they shoot you in the butt
08:05with another antibiotic.
08:07And then I had laughing gas, so they knocked me out,
08:09spread my legs.
08:10They went in my butt with a tube about this big
08:13that had a camera and had a scissor
08:15and had a little teeny man going in there and snipping me.
08:18So what they do is they snip part of your prostate.
08:23And then they send it off.
08:25And we'll know from this, we'll know Monday
08:28if I have cancer, the big thing.
08:30Wait, so you could have cancer right now?
08:31Yes, I could be cancerous.
08:33Do you feel sick?
08:35No, I feel fabulous.
08:36Matter of fact, but the first two days
08:38when I peed and pooped, blood in my pee and blood in my butt.
08:42All right, but hold on, hold on.
08:45And when I cum, for two weeks there's
08:47brown ointment in the cum.
08:50This is facts.
08:51This is the problem.
08:52Everyone's going to be 63.
08:55Everyone's dying of prostate cancer.
08:57I just might die younger than you.
08:59Can I get a time out?
09:00Can I get a time out?
09:01Yes.
09:02This is the problem, Stu.
09:04I love you.
09:05I would do anything for you.
09:07Like, this would take me out of the show.
09:11If you had cancer, I would be devastated.
09:13But I can never figure out if you actually are sick or not,
09:17because everything is, well, aren't you sick?
09:20Listen, I did a test.
09:23I did a blood test.
09:24The blood test had a red alert.
09:26Red alert, red alert, Stu has cancer.
09:28Stu has cancer, Stu has cancer.
09:31So all of a sudden, I had to go for a test.
09:34Okay.
09:35So we find out on Monday if you have cancer.
09:36Find out on Monday.
09:37Cancer-free, cancer-free, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they scared me.
09:47But you can't bring me down.
09:49Can't bring a good man down.
09:51Cancer-free.
09:53Yeah, I got a large prostate.
09:55Yeah, my prostate's big like my cock, balls, and heart.
09:59But I'm cancer-free.
10:01Let's fucking go.
10:02Let's party.
10:04It's fucking party time.
10:06Right in a row, right in a row, right in a row.
10:13I had a prostate scare two weeks ago, I think.
10:15Yeah, Jerry pissed his pants.
10:16I went to bed.
10:17Twice.
10:18Well, I said that's probably diabetes.
10:19Yeah.
10:20They said I'm not diabetic, though.
10:22So what ended up happening?
10:23No, nothing.
10:24They said nothing.
10:26Everything's fine.
10:26Levels are good.
10:27Everything's good.
10:28No diabetes, nothing.
10:29So when you're making love to your beautiful,
10:30drop-dead gorgeous Colombian wife,
10:32do you premature ejaculate?
10:34Yeah, every time.
10:37Sometimes?
10:37Sometimes.
10:38Well, define premature.
10:39Define premature.
10:4130 seconds?
10:43No, well, that's ridiculous.
10:44Then, you know, you're not even a man.
10:45You're like a faucet.
10:48I'd say three minutes.
10:49I thought premature was like before you even insert.
10:54Well, I mean.
10:55That would be premature.
10:56It's 15, 15, 30.
10:57So the first 15, you're shooting.
10:59Yeah, I'm 15, 15, 30 seconds.
11:01Yeah.
11:02You're shooting.
11:03Yeah, right.
11:03Okay, let's get to some games.
11:05We got, for the first time ever
11:06in Barstool Sports Advisors history,
11:09we are going directly to the afternoon
11:11because this slate is crazy.
11:14They basically put all the dog shit games early
11:16and all the great games in the afternoon.
11:18Which they never do.
11:19Never do.
11:20So we're gonna start Steelers at Eagles.
11:24Steelers are plus five.
11:26Eagles are, Steelers and Eagles are over 42 and a half.
11:29Let's start with the weather.
11:31Ashley, weather in Philadelphia on Sunday.
11:34Gotcha.
11:35In Philadelphia, it's gonna be 49 degrees.
11:38Rainy.
11:40Tommy.
11:40Steelers have gone over in five straight road games
11:43with an average of 55 points.
11:45And in Jalen Hurts 31 career home games,
11:48only six have had less than 43 points.
11:50No George Pickens though.
11:52Yep.
11:53But they scored 27 last week without him.
11:56No George Pickens.
11:57Russ is top five in scoring offense.
12:00Is that true?
12:01Since taking over starting job Steelers, yeah.
12:04This game is giving me fits because I-
12:07It's tough right?
12:08I actually think-
12:09You know what you're supposed to do.
12:11I'm gonna take the Steelers.
12:13That's what I'm supposed to do.
12:15It's Mike Tomlin as an underdog.
12:16It's Mike Tomlin as an underdog.
12:18I also think A.J. Brown and Jalen Hurts,
12:19they fucking hate each other.
12:21They fucking hate each other.
12:22But the Graham guy retracted the statements.
12:25But that, do you believe that?
12:27He retracted it.
12:29That was a, I'm sorry I said the truth.
12:31Right.
12:32That wasn't a, I'm sorry-
12:33Trying to cover it up.
12:34Yeah, he was like, I shouldn't have said that,
12:35but I, everything I said was true.
12:38They fucking hate each other.
12:40They used to be friends.
12:41That's all you gotta know.
12:42I'm gonna take the Steelers
12:43because I like Mike Tomlin as a dog.
12:45I think their defense, something's wrong with Jalen Hurts.
12:48Maybe it's that he's not a very good passer,
12:50which is important.
12:51But he's shown he was a good passer.
12:53Not really, I mean he's had flashes.
12:55He's a great runner and he is a great clutch,
12:57throw the ball 10 yards to Lizard.
12:58Right.
12:59And he's running for 40.
13:00I don't know.
13:01All right, so I'm gonna take the Steelers.
13:02We'll finish with you Jerry.
13:04Let's go to Stu.
13:04Stu, you have a sheet that all your pics say big ideas?
13:09No, that's from the Courtyard Marriott
13:10that they put me in.
13:12They gave me- Big ideas.
13:13Paper.
13:13And I write my pics on the paper.
13:15Oh, okay.
13:16By the way, speaking of my health,
13:17thank you for asking.
13:19My A1C's hit the roof again, 9.7.
13:22My sugar's like 300. So what does that mean?
13:23On Friday, I see an independent doctor
13:28that wants to do a lobotomy on my skull,
13:29wondering why I haven't stopped eating sugar
13:32since I'm 50 when I'm 63.
13:33What?
13:35Do you have a different type of cancer now?
13:37No, no. A A1C?
13:38This is pure diabetes.
13:39Nothing to do with cancer.
13:41Oh, so you are diabetic.
13:42Pure diabetic.
13:43Oh yeah.
13:44You've got like eight meds.
13:45He's as diabetic as a pump.
13:46Really? I didn't know that.
13:47Yeah, but I still eat cakes, cookies, candies,
13:49ice creams, because the same way I say fuck you to cancer,
13:51I say fuck you to diabetes.
13:53I die on my terms!
13:54If you split Stu in half,
13:56it would just be diabetes would flow out.
13:58That's it.
13:59That's all it is.
14:00It's just a ball of diabetes.
14:02Yeah, I've been diabetic since 50.
14:04Yeah.
14:05But I didn't-
14:05Do you take type one?
14:06What is it?
14:07Type two.
14:08So no shot, no insulin?
14:09No insulin.
14:10Gotcha.
14:11My grandmother was a diabetic.
14:12Yeah, I hate being diabetic.
14:14She was the insulin.
14:15Stu fights through it.
14:16I just make believe it doesn't exist.
14:19I live in a world called denial!
14:22Not just a river in-
14:23Denial!
14:25Egypt.
14:26Okay.
14:27Also, also, the Cadillac Theater in Chicago,
14:31one of the hidden gems.
14:33I saw a play last night called Ann Juliet,
14:35and you said, I don't give a fuck about Romeo and Juliet,
14:38but you do here.
14:39Well, we talked about it last week.
14:40Billy Shakespeare, who the fuck cares?
14:41Well, let me explain something to you.
14:42There's a twist.
14:43Let me explain something to you.
14:44Wait till you hear this.
14:45Shakespeare's wife said, fuck you,
14:46you male chauvinist pig.
14:47I want you to rewrite the ending.
14:49So she made Shakespeare rewrite the ending
14:52where Romeo doesn't die, Juliet doesn't die,
14:55and then Juliet bitch slaps him the entire play
14:59about you're a male chauvinist pig,
15:00then she falls in love at the end.
15:02But here's the key.
15:03Here's the key point.
15:04No!
15:05Here's the key point.
15:06They put key pop songs into the show,
15:09so the whole dialogue is just that.
15:11So pop songs from everybody you've ever met in your life.
15:14I actually-
15:15Great pop songs.
15:16I actually think that,
15:17wait, describing that in the sequence of sentences
15:22that you did,
15:23I don't think there's anything that I'd want to see less.
15:25Oh, it was fabulous.
15:26In my entire life.
15:27The crowd screamed, yeah, we danced.
15:29A guy, a pop-
15:30All these Backstreet Boys songs, Rihanna songs.
15:34Shakespeare.
15:35Madonna songs.
15:36Shakespeare.
15:37We brought it.
15:38A guy getting accused of being a chauvinist.
15:42Which he was.
15:43I mean, that's just go online.
15:45On his deathbed.
15:45Go online any day of the course.
15:46On his deathbed.
15:47He had like 15 girls.
15:48He was banging them while he's supposed to love Juliet.
15:50What a pig.
15:51Okay.
15:52What a male chauvinist.
15:53Okay.
15:55Saying that,
15:57saying that the Eagles are going to represent
15:59the NFC in the Super Bowl.
16:00I said that day one.
16:01Saying Saquon will be the MVP.
16:03I said that day one.
16:04The Eagles will piss all over the Pittsburgh Steelers.
16:07This game, no, this game is a burial.
16:10It ends any dreams, hopes, desires
16:13that the Steelers are going to put
16:14another Super Bowl champion in the coffin.
16:17Over.
16:18I would say Eagles win this game convincingly.
16:2317 point win.
16:25Oh.
16:26Philadelphia by 17.
16:28Wow.
16:29I'm the Cash New.
16:30I brought Cash New here.
16:31I'm winning out.
16:32Let's go.
16:344180% last week.
16:35Mortal, eight, five, and one.
16:37What is your mortals?
16:38What is your mortal record right now?
16:40Nine and five.
16:41Son of a gun, you're still ahead.
16:43Better than you.
16:44Still ahead.
16:45Jerry, pick.
16:47This is a big game.
16:48This is big game.
16:49How are you going to deal with Max?
16:51Will you maybe fight him?
16:53No, we agree.
16:54We shook hands.
16:55Of no fighting?
16:55No physical contact.
16:56Okay.
16:57He came up to me, I came up to him,
16:58and he said, listen, it's going to be a hostile game.
17:01He told me to leave my gun at home.
17:02No physical violence.
17:03Which one?
17:04You have two.
17:06He has a Glock, he has a Uzi, he's off 15.
17:09We agreed.
17:10In a dream world, I see Max in his little baby stance
17:14by the TV with the ears like this.
17:17Is crisscross applesauce in there?
17:19Yeah.
17:20This game's going to be one of the trenches.
17:22Steelers just don't get blown out, right?
17:24Am I right?
17:25No.
17:26They just don't get blown out.
17:26So for you to say that.
17:27No, they will this Sunday.
17:28It's an apparition.
17:29That was crazy.
17:30Yeah, but I'm cash cow steel.
17:31I'm not steel grinder.
17:31Fair, fair.
17:32How don't you take the points?
17:33I mean, Tom Dog, Road Dog, he's been in this spot before.
17:37Hard Knocks is incredible.
17:38The line is ridiculously high.
17:40It's sucking you in.
17:41I don't know, because there's no George Pickens.
17:43This line was three and a half.
17:45George Pickens, Tomlin confirmed yesterday
17:47he's not going to play.
17:48That's why the line went up.
17:51I'm taking the Steelers plus five.
17:52Okay, okay.
17:53Who has a better baseball swing?
17:56Jersey, Jerry, or Max?
17:57Max.
17:58Max.
17:59You think so?
18:00He's a beast.
18:01Yeah, he's a beast.
18:01He's a beast.
18:02Sorry.
18:03He hits bombs.
18:04He hit bombs.
18:05I saw him.
18:06Next game, Colts and Broncos.
18:08Broncos are minus four, overrunners 44.
18:11This is a very interesting game
18:12because it will have a lot of playoff implications.
18:14Both these teams, listen, the Broncos are
18:17seventh seed right now.
18:18The Colts are eighth seed right now.
18:20What are you doing?
18:21What's wrong?
18:22He's staring through me.
18:22What happened?
18:23He's looking at you.
18:24He's the director.
18:25He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
18:26Ignore him.
18:27Be a pro.
18:27Be a fucking pro.
18:28I got nervous.
18:29What is this, your first show?
18:30I got nervous.
18:31Stop!
18:32You interrupted me.
18:33Sorry, I apologize.
18:34I don't even know what I was talking about.
18:35He's looking at me.
18:36Yeah!
18:37That's what he does.
18:38He looks at everyone.
18:39He looks at everything.
18:41He hears it all.
18:42Thank you, Stu.
18:43Colts and Broncos, Broncos minus four.
18:47We'll start with the weather.
18:48Ashley in Denver on Sunday.
18:51In Denver, it's going to be 55 degrees, partly cloudy.
18:55Yes!
18:56Both these teams off a bye, by the way.
18:58Tommy.
18:59That fits perfectly into my style.
19:01When two teams are coming off a bye,
19:02the unders hit seven straight times
19:04and 12 of the last 14.
19:06Oh.
19:07The perfect alley-oop.
19:08Oh.
19:10Oh.
19:12What are you going to do, Jer?
19:13I'm going to take the Colts.
19:15Yeah.
19:15I'm going to take the Colts here.
19:17Broncos are due for a letdown.
19:19They're due.
19:19I like Bo Nix.
19:20He's good.
19:21Also, hear me out.
19:22Somebody said this to me.
19:23I forget who said it to me.
19:25Anthony Richardson, he might not be the best passer
19:29with accuracy, right?
19:30No, I don't think you can say that sentence.
19:33Why?
19:34He is definitely not the best passer, period.
19:38Okay, okay, okay.
19:40But he doesn't get flustered in the pocket.
19:43Yeah, he just throws it to the other team.
19:44Exactly.
19:45You could fix that.
19:47You could fix that.
19:48Accuracy?
19:49You could fix it.
19:50I actually think accuracy is the one thing
19:51you can't fix.
19:52Really?
19:53Yeah.
19:54I don't know about that.
19:55I don't know how you fix it.
19:56Guys, he's a shit passer.
19:57He can run there and win.
19:59What are we talking about?
20:01Honestly, I didn't like him when he came into the league.
20:03I'm starting to, he's starting to grow on me a little bit.
20:04Okay.
20:05I mean, he's not, listen.
20:07Game-winning drive against the Jets,
20:09game-winning drive against the Patriots.
20:10I've said this.
20:11I'm not the biggest Anthony Richardson fan,
20:13but he has grown on me as well
20:14in the fact that he's made big plays.
20:16Yes.
20:16Especially with his feet.
20:18I'm going to take the Colts as well.
20:19I know that Stu's going to have the Broncos.
20:21God, am I opposite these guys this week.
20:23Yeah.
20:24It's like two dough heads, like tomato cans.
20:27Oh.
20:28Dummy.
20:29Oh, I'm sorry.
20:30Nine and five.
20:31Nine and five mortals.
20:32You have me right now, bro.
20:33Oh, okay.
20:34What'd you do last week?
20:35You needed an 80%.
20:36Nine and five mortals.
20:37You didn't go three, you know, when you bought it.
20:38Oh, okay.
20:38Oh, you know what?
20:39You're right.
20:40I'm 45, 46, and one.
20:41You're 31 and 38.
20:42Dog shit.
20:43Dog shit, Stu.
20:45You're not cash cows, Stu.
20:46Four and one, 80%.
20:48Nine and one, best bet run right now.
20:50Check the internet.
20:50Travis Hunter, 40 to one to win the Heisman.
20:52Do you have that, bitch?
20:54No.
20:54Yeah.
20:55I got a 5K to win 200.
20:57So I'm locked in for the Super Bowls.
20:58You pick up 200 large.
21:00I mean, you said only 30.
21:02And then he doesn't, I'm going to.
21:03You said only 30.
21:05You said it was only going to cost you 30.
21:06And I respect paying for me for 30.
21:09I respect it.
21:10What is your pick?
21:11Um.
21:13Broncos are going to murder the community.
21:15I mean, this is like,
21:16don't, whatever they say, go the opposite.
21:19Just turn the sound down
21:21because it's going to confuse you.
21:23It's going to be like, well, Jerry,
21:24and they can't, blah, blah, blah, blah.
21:26Broncos blow them out.
21:27This is a, I don't know, another 17 point route.
21:30Wire to wire to wire.
21:32Shout out Sean Payton.
21:34Shout out Bo Nix.
21:35Shout out all the people following me
21:37because it's cash cows, Stu.
21:38Putting cash in your pocket.
21:40You need cash for Christmas.
21:42You need cash for Hanukkah.
21:43You need cash for New Year's.
21:43You need money.
21:45You need money.
21:46Do what you got to do.
21:47You got side bitches.
21:49Let's go Broncos.
21:51Listen, I'm a little nervous about this
21:53because Stu, Hank did say to me the other day,
21:56it was maybe a week or two ago.
21:58He's like, they're like, they're coming.
22:01I was like, what are you talking about?
22:02He's like, Elio's been cold.
22:04Stephen Chay's been cold.
22:05Stu's been cold.
22:06They're going to all get hot at the same time.
22:08And it feels like Stu might be getting hot.
22:11Elio keeps losing.
22:12But Stephen Chay got hot.
22:1390%?
22:14I don't know what you call that.
22:16Winner.
22:17Incredible game.
22:18Incredible game.
22:19We got to talk about this before we take a break.
22:21Bills at Lions.
22:22Oh my God, what a game.
22:23I wish this game was Monday Night Football.
22:25Lions minus two and a half.
22:27Over-unders 54 and a half.
22:28Holy fuck, what a game.
22:30This is the 425 game?
22:32This is the 425 game.
22:33Oh my, what a game.
22:35Hey, what a game.
22:35Super Bowl preview.
22:36What a game.
22:37Super Bowl preview.
22:38Super Bowl, what a game.
22:39Let's start with the weather.
22:40Even though it is in Detroit,
22:41I still want to go to Ashley.
22:42Ashley, in Detroit on Sunday, what's it going to be like?
22:45In Detroit, it's going to be 43 degrees
22:47and there's a chance of rain.
22:49Okay, Tommy.
22:51Lions coming off Thursday Night Football.
22:53They've covered eight straight
22:54and 13 of 15 playing with extra rest.
22:57Wow.
22:58Yeah.
22:59Whoa.
23:00Stu, I'm going to start with you.
23:01So what a game.
23:02First of all, I have the Bills plus 500
23:04to win the Super Bowl.
23:05That's true.
23:06We all know that.
23:07Had the Rams last week over the Bills.
23:08So I'm on point here.
23:10That Bill loss didn't shake me at all.
23:13Could have easily been a victory.
23:15The Bills played great offensively.
23:17Josh Allen, three touchdowns passing,
23:19three touchdowns running is an icon.
23:22No one's ever done that.
23:25I think this game has L-I-O-N-S written all over it.
23:30I think the Lions are going to absolutely trash them.
23:34I think this is a burial.
23:36This is a real burial here.
23:37And it's going to be a problem for the Bills
23:39because the Bills have to really shore up their defense.
23:43And I think after they get wiped out by the Lions,
23:46they will.
23:46It's all Detroit.
23:48It's all Lions.
23:49No, I'm not worried the Bills are going to not win the Super Bowl.
23:51They are.
23:52But hammer, hammer, the hammer time, Cash Cow Stu.
23:57It's the Detroit Lions.
23:58Stu's starting to get me.
23:59Dummy and dummy again.
24:00He's starting to get me.
24:01Dummy and dummy.
24:02You don't know my pick yet.
24:04That's why you made me go first.
24:05You steal my thunder.
24:06No, I didn't.
24:07Why do I bring the thunder?
24:09I went first.
24:10Jerry went first.
24:11You went first.
24:12We share the ball here, Stu.
24:13I'm quite interested in what you say.
24:14Okay, I'm quite interested in what Jerry says.
24:16So Jerry, go ahead.
24:18I think Stu said it all.
24:19I agree.
24:20I think this is going to be a blowout.
24:22Listen, six touchdowns from Josh Allen.
24:24I think so.
24:25Here's why.
24:26Six touchdowns from Josh Allen this week.
24:28They lose that game.
24:29Nail biter towards the end, yes.
24:31I think that fucked them up big time.
24:34I really do.
24:36Scoring that many points, losing to the Rams.
24:38Tough game.
24:39I know they traveled West Coast for that.
24:40But I think that sucked the life out of them that game.
24:44Right this second, Publix and Sharps
24:46are all over the Bills.
24:47I like the Lions.
24:48Okay, okay.
24:49All over the Bills.
24:50Okay, okay, I got a question.
24:50Can someone find me a line?
24:51I was looking for a line.
24:52I can't find the line.
24:53Can someone find me a line?
24:54The Bills, team total over.
24:55That's what I want.
24:56Because I like that too.
24:57That's what I want.
24:58I could see that.
24:59Because I don't disagree with you guys.
25:00This is, the Lions find a way to win every single game.
25:03They do.
25:03I think the math would probably be like 26.
25:05Okay.
25:06Because.
25:0726 and a half, we'll call it?
25:08Sure.
25:09All right.
25:1026 and a half.
25:11Is that fair?
25:12Flat 26.
25:13Flat 26?
25:13Flat 26.
25:15Yeah, because it's 53 and a half is the total.
25:1754 and a half.
25:1854 and a half.
25:19So the Lions are minus two and a half.
25:20So you'd project that to Detroit, 28 and a half.
25:22Bills, 26.
25:23Flat 26.
25:24And a half.
25:25All right, flat 26.
25:26You know what?
25:2726 and a half.
25:28Thank you, Spider.
25:29I'm a man of honor.
25:2926 and a half.
25:30I'm trying to help you.
25:31Yeah, I know, but I'm a man of honor.
25:32I'm not giving out fake picks.
25:3326 and a half.
25:34By the hook.
25:3526 and a half.
25:35I'm going to take the Bills' team total over.
25:37I think you guys are probably right,
25:40but I do think that Josh Allen is nuclear explosion time.
25:45Like he's going to win the MVP.
25:47He is playing out of this world good.
25:49I'm worried about the Bills' defense.
25:53So let's hope we all win.
25:54Yeah.
25:55Let's hope we all win.
25:56Let's hope we all win.
25:56Let's have a, you know, 30-ish.
25:57Yes, because you came here to get money.
25:5830 to 27 final.
26:00Done.
26:01Beautiful.
26:03And now you can see that happening.
26:04Easily.
26:05Easily.
26:06All right.
26:07Not really.
26:08Why?
26:08I think it's more like a 34-20.
26:11Why would you do that to me?
26:13Oh, they just scored.
26:1434-27.
26:28Yes, my second.
26:2934-27, I hate it.
26:31It sounds like a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial.
26:33Oh, holy shit.
26:34Yeah, he's got cancer.
26:36See, he's got to pee.
26:37You understand?
26:38I could have cancer.
26:38Could have cancer.
26:40Could have cancer.
26:41All right.
26:42When we come back, we got two more games
26:43and then we're going to do our mortals
26:44back right after this.
26:45Barstool Sports Advisors.
26:54The idea was simple.
26:55Lock Barstool co-workers in the office for a week
26:58and have them vote each other out.
27:00Fourth person eliminated.
27:02Dave.
27:05Now the entire thing has transformed
27:07into a full-fledged reality competition.
27:11In past seasons, there was always drama.
27:13No!
27:14There was always backstabbing.
27:15Fuck you, especially,
27:16because I heard about the power play you made.
27:18There was always the thrill of victory.
27:19Go Tribe wins immunity!
27:21And the agony of defeat.
27:23I got Tommy fucking Smokes.
27:26I'm stopped.
27:27And this season will be unlike any other.
27:29The cast of eight is now a cast of 24.
27:3224 of the biggest names on the internet.
27:35They've been brought together to battle it out.
27:37Literally Barstool Avengers under one house.
27:39It's nuts.
27:40Minute after minute, hour after hour,
27:42day after day until we crown a winner.
27:45With $250,000 on the line,
27:48the stakes have never been higher.
27:51Everybody is going to do whatever it takes
27:53to win this cash.
27:54Everybody's a threat.
27:55This is the way to approach this.
27:56Everybody's a threat.
27:58This is Surviving Barstool Season Four,
28:01presented by Body Armor.
28:05Last Sunday is advertised.
28:07San Francisco 49ers,
28:10Carolina Panthers,
28:12Los Angeles Rams.
28:1449ers, Panthers, Rams.
28:1749ers, Panthers, Rams.
28:19Three of the easiest games you ever bet in your life,
28:22and we went 3-0, 3-0, 3-0 on the Barstool Special.
28:26Now, just like last week,
28:29I am giving you a Saturday Special absolutely free.
28:32Army, Navy, Army, Navy, Army, Navy, absolutely free.
28:37College basketball best bet blowout for Saturday.
28:41Absolutely free.
28:43Plus my three best bets on Sunday.
28:45Three 10,000-dime best bets.
28:49Listen, 5-0, 5-0, 5-0 if you pay me Friday, Saturday.
28:553-0 if you pay me Sunday.
28:57$69, favorite number, favorite position.
29:01Coming into this taping right now,
29:04I'm 91, 91, 91 best bets.
29:07Let's go!
29:08Run and a roll!
29:10Run and a roll!
29:11StewFighter.com, StewFighter.com.
29:145-0 or 3-0, StewFighter.com!
29:19Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back.
29:22We have two more games to get to than our mortals.
29:24First up, another important game for playoffs,
29:28Buccaneers at Chargers.
29:30Chargers minus three over-under is 45 and a half.
29:33Good game.
29:34Good game.
29:35Really good game.
29:35Really good game.
29:36This might be the best slate of the year.
29:37This might be the best slate of the year.
29:39I wish it was a little more spread out, but I don't care.
29:41I'm not gonna judge.
29:42Tommy, let's get a stat.
29:43Chargers have covered eight of nine games
29:45as a favorite this year,
29:47and December's been the best month
29:48of Justin Herbert's career, 10-5 against the spread.
29:51Well done, Thomas.
29:52Well done, Thomas.
29:53Ashley.
29:54So smart, so sharp.
29:55So smart.
29:56So cute.
29:56So cute.
29:57In L.A., it's gonna be 63 degrees and cloudy.
30:00Guys, I like the Chargers in this game.
30:04What do you like, Stew?
30:05I need to be on one with you.
30:07I love the Chargers.
30:07All right, let's do it.
30:08Chargers.
30:09I think Chargers are gonna bury the Bucs here.
30:10I think the Bucs' defense is porous,
30:12and I think the Chargers are gonna run the ball
30:13down their throat.
30:14Throat play action,
30:16and then I think Justin Herbert has a monster day.
30:18Okay.
30:19Big game for them.
30:20Big game.
30:21Big game.
30:22Huge.
30:22Huge.
30:24Huge game.
30:25Huge.
30:25Huge.
30:29I like the over.
30:30Why?
30:32Bucs score.
30:33Oh.
30:33They score.
30:34When the Chargers play ground control
30:36and run the ball down their fucking throat.
30:37Ground control to Major Tom.
30:40What is that song?
30:41What's your favorite?
30:42Your favorite?
30:44One.
30:46Favorite Grateful Dead song.
30:48It changes.
30:49Well, I mean, give me-
30:50You can always find another one.
30:50Top three.
30:51Top three.
30:52Top three.
30:54Uncle John's Van.
30:55No.
30:55Touch of Gray.
30:56No.
30:57Truckin'.
30:58No.
30:59Warfrat.
31:00Okay.
31:01Don't know it.
31:03Crazy Fingers.
31:04Don't know it.
31:05Although I have.
31:08Franklin's Tower.
31:09I don't know.
31:10It changes.
31:10It changes.
31:11Give me one more.
31:12Ask for three.
31:13I said Franklin's Tower.
31:14Three.
31:15I don't know any of those.
31:15Okay.
31:16That was good.
31:17What were we doing?
31:18What were we doing there?
31:19I don't know, because you started,
31:20I just wanted to,
31:20because I looked in your eyes.
31:21But we did ground control to Major Tom.
31:22That's not-
31:24It was David Bowie.
31:25I know David Bowie blew Jerry in the day
31:28when he was openly gay, you know.
31:30Jerry?
31:31I don't know any of that.
31:32David Bowie did.
31:33David Bowie was.
31:34Remember that guy?
31:34Rod Stewart and David Bowie drank a pint of cum
31:38and then they got rushed to the hospital
31:39and they got taken out.
31:41They almost died.
31:42David Bowie lived a whole-
31:42But he's got four wives right now, Rod Stewart.
31:45Four wives.
31:46Four wives.
31:46Five different kids with the four wives.
31:48David Bowie-
31:49I think it's a scam.
31:49David Bowie once lived for like two years
31:52on just cocaine.
31:53And cum?
31:54No, cocaine, hot peppers, and whole milk.
31:57That's it.
31:58That's all he ate.
31:59Tough diet.
32:00Yeah, crazy.
32:01You know a guy named Tom Jones?
32:03Tom Jones.
32:03It's not unusual to be in love.
32:06Or are you talking about Tommy Lee Jones?
32:08No, no, no, no.
32:08It's not unusual to be-
32:10My, remember when I told you about my diabetic grandmother?
32:1311.
32:14She lost her virginity to that guy.
32:16When she was diabetic?
32:18I think it was pre-diabetic.
32:19Her walls were torn.
32:20He's got an 11 inch penis.
32:22He's got one of the biggest penises.
32:23He's worth $600 million.
32:25That's the one you killed.
32:27Killed Tom Jones?
32:28No, he killed his grandmother.
32:29Hot fudge sundae.
32:30Oh, yeah, the one with the hot fudge.
32:31Over, I'll take the charges too,
32:32because I want to see Sue freak out a little bit.
32:34Okay, last game.
32:35Packers at Seahawks.
32:37Wait, wait, wait.
32:37He's stuck in the charges.
32:38No, he's stuck in the chargers?
32:41In the over.
32:42Earthquake!
32:44Earthquake!
32:44He's almost been killing us.
32:45Earthquake!
32:46He's going to kill us all.
32:47No, no, no, no, yes!
32:50Catch, catch!
32:51I'll throw him to you.
32:52Stay in the zone.
32:53Got it.
32:54Stu!
32:58No, no, no, yes!
33:04Oh, nice!
33:06That was a good one.
33:06Good one.
33:07Oh, oh my God, that was in his eye.
33:10No, no, no, no, no.
33:11No, no, no, no, yes!
33:15So good.
33:16So good.
33:17Look at his shirt.
33:18His shirt's unbuttoned.
33:19This is what he looks like Rob Ford.
33:20This is what he looks like Rob Ford.
33:21Wait, no, stand in the corner.
33:23Go back, go back, go back.
33:23Stand in the corner and run.
33:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
33:25That is a disgusting act.
33:26Go stand in the corner, run towards the camera.
33:28But run in place.
33:34Look at his shirt.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Blitz 74!
33:38Blitz 74!
33:3911, 11, 4, 4, 4, go!
33:41Wait, why were you calling a blitz as a center?
33:44Wait, why were you calling a blitz as a center?
33:47Were you the center there?
33:48My pants fell down.
33:49Okay.
33:49All right, Packers, Seahawks.
33:52Seahawks plus two and a half, over under is 46.
33:55This is Sunday Night Football.
33:57Stu, you're not gonna give a pick,
33:58but you're gonna tell us to go to StuFinder.com.
34:01All right, I have a phenomenal deal.
34:02Okay.
34:03Last week was 4-1, 80%.
34:06Barstool Special, 49ers, Rams, Panthers.
34:0949ers, Rams, Panthers.
34:1149ers, Rams, and Panthers.
34:14Right now, Sunday night, side total.
34:17Plus, that's a separate package.
34:19You're gonna pay for the Sunday night.
34:21Barstool Special, three best bets.
34:24Plus, Army, Navy, Saturday,
34:27and a college basketball blowout.
34:29Army, Navy, Saturday, college basketball blowout.
34:32Three best bets, five winners, 69.
34:35Favorite number, favorite position, StuFinder.com,
34:37StuFinder.com, StuFinder.com.
34:40Stu reminded me when he said that was
34:41of that horrendous TikTok trend
34:44where the girls were standing in a circle
34:45and being like, miniskirt and a hoop ring.
34:48That, he was like, Army, Navy,
34:50a college basketball blowout.
34:52Just doing that over and over.
34:53You don't even know what I'm talking about.
34:55No, but I love TikTok women.
34:56You're sweating.
34:58Yeah, I'm sweating.
34:59You just made me run in place!
35:01The fat!
35:04Okay.
35:05I'm over 200, by the way.
35:06Weigh-in Monday, first time over 200 in 50 weeks.
35:11And that was off of two days of fasting before the biopsy?
35:15Only one enema.
35:16No, you don't fast.
35:17Okay.
35:19Jerry.
35:20I mean, his line is weird, no?
35:22What do you mean?
35:23Two and a half?
35:24I feel like Packers should be minus four and a half,
35:26five and a half.
35:27The Ox are good.
35:28The Ox are good.
35:29Gino's not good, though.
35:30Gino good.
35:31Gino we know.
35:32Gino no good.
35:33Gino good.
35:34Gino no good.
35:35Gino no good.
35:36Gino good.
35:36Gino bad.
35:37What's the weather gonna be like?
35:39In Seattle, it's gonna be 43 degrees, chance of rain.
35:42Ah, Gino good.
35:43Gino good, in that weather.
35:44Gino good.
35:45Gino bad at home, though.
35:46He's covered two of his last 11 home games.
35:48Matt LaFleur, 18 and 10, coming off the loss.
35:50Love good.
35:51Packer good.
35:52Give me the Packers.
35:55Gino good.
35:56Gino no good.
35:58They're playing good defense, though.
35:59No, they're a good team, and he is good.
36:01But he has moments of crap in the back.
36:03Shit.
36:05Correct.
36:08I feel like a sucker that I took the Packers.
36:10I know, and I am.
36:12I'm gonna take the Seahawks.
36:13I think this line.
36:14This game has me twisted up.
36:14This line's fucked up.
36:15This game has me twisted up.
36:16What?
36:17I'm gonna take the Seahawks.
36:18Stu, what would you do?
36:20It's a fucked up line.
36:20And you know what?
36:21I'm gonna take the under 46.
36:22I'm gonna take the under 46,
36:23because this is playoff pressure.
36:25Seahawks defense has actually been really good
36:27since the bye.
36:28I feel like the Packers, you know.
36:31Yeah, give me the under.
36:32Give me under 46.
36:33Give me under 46.
36:35The Packers, the Seahawks offensive line, not great.
36:38The Packers defensive line, maybe get some pressure,
36:40get some sacks.
36:41Gino, not good.
36:42All right, when we come back, mortals.
36:45Mortal time.
36:46Mortal time.
36:46I gotta make sure I don't have the same mortal.
36:48I got three!
36:49Do not have the same mortal.
36:49But I'm only using one.
36:50I got three!
36:51But I'm only using one.
36:52I got three, but I'm only using one.
36:53When we come back,
36:54mortal time, Barstool Sports Advisors.
37:05Merry Christmas.
37:07Happy Hanukkah.
37:09Happy New Year.
37:10Happy 2025.
37:13Happy 2024 going out the door.
37:16Listen, listen, listen.
37:17Christmas time, you wanna give a present.
37:20You wanna give something special.
37:22You wanna give something that's gonna move the needle.
37:24Stew Feiner cameo.
37:26I am the single greatest human alive
37:29during cameo Christmas.
37:31I make Christmas special.
37:33I'm an Irish Catholic Jew,
37:35so I'm Christian and Jewish
37:38and an atheist right in the middle,
37:39so I know how to produce.
37:41Listen, whether it's a Christmas gift,
37:43Hanukkah gift, New Year's gift,
37:46birthday, anniversary, bachelor party,
37:50bachelor party, I'll do it.
37:53I'll write the script.
37:54You write the script.
37:56I'll do the best cameo in the world.
37:58Cameo.com slash Stew Feiner.
38:01Cameo.com slash Stew Feiner.
38:04Cameo.com slash Stew Feiner.
38:11Marshall Sports Advisors, we're back.
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38:50Speaking of the DraftKings Sportsbook,
38:52speaking of the DraftKings Sportsbook,
38:55four times, four times, not one, not two, not three,
38:59four times, this panel has hit the mortal parlay
39:03on the DraftKings Sportsbook.
39:05Let's go for five, boys.
39:07Let's go for five.
39:09We're incredibly hot.
39:10I'll start.
39:14Tennessee Titans are the worst team in the NFL, I think.
39:17And guess what?
39:18The Cincinnati Bengals,
39:19did you see what happened on Monday Night Football?
39:21They said, finally, a bounce went our way.
39:24Finally, a bounce went our way
39:25with the punt return and everything.
39:28Finally, a bounce went our way.
39:29The Bengals are probably not gonna make the playoffs.
39:31The Bengals still could technically make the playoffs.
39:35They are still playing for something.
39:37And here's the problem for the Tennessee Titans.
39:40Their defense isn't terrible.
39:42Their offense is terrible.
39:44And if you have the weakness of the Bengals
39:46and their defense going an awful offense,
39:48I think the Bengals win this by three touchdowns.
39:51Bengals minus five, put it in.
39:54Like it.
39:54Mortal of the week.
39:55Jerry.
39:56Very simple.
39:58Over in the Dolphins, Texas game, here's why.
40:00I see Tyreek Hill.
40:01I see Tua.
40:02I see Jalen Waddle.
40:03I see Stroud.
40:04Nico Collins.
40:05That looks like an over.
40:07That just, you look at those-
40:08That feels like an over.
40:09You look at those-
40:09You name enough guys.
40:10Yes.
40:11You see those guys and you're like,
40:12how can't this game go over?
40:13Yeah.
40:14That's why it goes over.
40:15Okay.
40:16I like that.
40:17Over 47.
40:17It's just, I'm looking at the players.
40:18I'm looking at the board.
40:19Over.
40:20Very simple.
40:21Okay.
40:22And I've been good on Mortals.
40:23Yeah.
40:24Stu, finish us off.
40:25Let's win all three of these again.
40:26I'm in a battle right now with Big Cat
40:28for the Mortal King.
40:30I've owned the Mortal King the last four years on this show.
40:33That's not true.
40:34Including, I beat you last year.
40:35I beat you two years ago.
40:36Obviously, 15-4-1.
40:37I beat you three and four years ago.
40:38Yes, I did.
40:39I did not win one, two, and three.
40:43Because I think Dave won one year.
40:44You won the other.
40:45Then Dave won the other.
40:46But from four forward, I've dominated.
40:48I'm the Mortal King, eight, five, and one.
40:51Eight, five, and one.
40:52Eight, five, and one.
40:53Hank's shaking his head, shaking it.
40:54So there will be an, oh, about him?
40:56Oh, okay.
40:58Thank you, Hank.
41:00Eight, five, and one.
41:01I have a problem here, because I got three Mortals.
41:05And now I have two Mortals.
41:07Use them both.
41:08You can have two Mortals.
41:09I'm going to give you one Mortal.
41:11Arizona Cardinals!
41:12Wow.
41:13Arizona Cardinals!
41:15Who are they playing?
41:16Arizona Cardinals!
41:17I don't know.
41:18I didn't write it down.
41:19Arizona's playing.
41:21Who are they playing?
41:23I have it.
41:26Who are they playing?
41:26Who are they playing?
41:27Patriots.
41:28Right, the Patriots.
41:29I'm sorry.
41:30I'm sorry.
41:31He's a Mortal King for a reason!
41:31Well, he's confused between using Cincinnati
41:34against Tennessee.
41:35He's a Mortal King for a reason.
41:35Carolina against Dallas.
41:36I didn't know which one.
41:37Arizona!
41:4114.
41:42We're going to put a 14 up there.
41:44But listen, you really want Mortals.
41:45You went three and oh last week on my Mortals.
41:48Go over to StuFiner.com.
41:50Three NFL best bets plus Saturday
41:53if the show is still live Saturday
41:55because we show it Friday night.
41:56Army Navy and a college basketball blowout.
41:59Five win is 69.
42:00Favorite number, favorite position.
42:01I love you.
42:02God bless you.
42:03May God be with you.
42:04That was one of my favorite moments.
42:05Arizona Cardinals.
42:05Who are they playing?
42:06Who are they playing?
42:07Arizona Cardinals!
42:08They're fucking potatoes!
42:09It's a little...
42:10It's a little...
42:10It's a little...
42:11It's a Mortal!
42:12It's a Mortal!
42:13It's a Mortal!
42:14It's a Mortal!
42:16He's got all the numbers.
42:17It's a bleep!
42:18This is the source, people!
42:19It's a bleep!
42:20Listen, when you think that you know what's gonna happen,
42:22you gotta understand one thing about the source.
42:25He's already seen tomorrow's paper today.
42:30He knows it all.
42:32He's the source.
42:32Barstool Sports Advisors.
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