The Dolphins are in desperation mode as they approach our "Daddy" Josh Allen and the Bills. Jaelan Phillips beater of science... Part 2?
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00:00Miami Dolphins heading into desperation week.
00:03This is gonna be a season of anything.
00:07I mean, you gotta beat these bastards up in Buffalo.
00:09I mean, I don't know how you feel good about it,
00:12but they gotta do it, Leroy.
00:14It's one of these things where you don't feel
00:19very confident based on recent history.
00:24That being said, this season so far,
00:30has looked nothing like the team
00:32we thought we were gonna see.
00:35So, although I don't have a lot of confidence,
00:41I just watched Cleveland beat Baltimore.
00:43True, true.
00:45And so, and I just watched some crazy things
00:52happen in football this past weekend.
00:56Hey, crazy things happen in football,
00:58but this is a one-sided domination
01:01that has been rough to watch.
01:03What's the Baltimore-Cleveland thing?
01:05Has it, has it been that bad?
01:07Listen, they've managed to beat Baltimore
01:11one time each year when nobody,
01:14I'm talking about being double-digit underdogs.
01:18I can't explain it, but all I can say is
01:22is that I'm not just gonna dismiss the Dolphins
01:26when I just watch what I watched last week
01:28because they had even less of a chance to beat Baltimore
01:32with all the changes and new people
01:34and injuries and quarterback and all that.
01:37What are we talking, Marcos?
01:38We're talking, what, five straight?
01:40Josh Allen's only lost to the Dolphins twice in his career,
01:43once as a rookie, and then once at the very end
01:46where Ken Dorsey blew up the press box.
01:50God, that was funny.
01:52And I'm looking at the Baltimore-Cleveland series,
01:56and it's, I mean, you know,
01:59there's been definite bad years,
02:01but if you look at the last, since 2019,
02:04I think they're like,
02:05they're four and six against each other.
02:07You know what I mean?
02:09The Dolphins haven't even been a contender
02:12against the Bills.
02:13They've been a sparring partner.
02:14Like, one of those-
02:15That's the scary part.
02:16The part is, is that I can't even say
02:21the games have been competitive.
02:22Nah.
02:24That was the most, like,
02:25and I know you made fun of me
02:26when I said it was a statement game,
02:27but it really was reflective of the season.
02:30Like, everything just went downhill from there.
02:32Yes, Tua getting concussed was a part of it,
02:34but even before he got concussed, you're like,
02:36look at them shooting themselves in the foot,
02:38thin at receiver.
02:39I think that's the thing
02:40that I'm having a hard time dealing with.
02:45It's not the amount they score.
02:52It's not any of the actual statistical things.
02:58It is the fact that they have more self-inflicted wounds
03:04than any team that I've seen in a long time.
03:07It's crazy.
03:10And they can't turn the football over on the other side.
03:12There's just like,
03:13it's such a lopsided margin that they have for themselves.
03:17Remember that beginning of the year?
03:18Oh, we're going to get the ball.
03:20We're going to turn it over.
03:22I mean, it started good.
03:23You had that punch out against the Jags from Javon Holland.
03:25Otherwise, they'd be one and seven.
03:28Yeah.
03:29And then if it's not for the toe.
03:31Look, man, it's been a rough year.
03:35It's been a rough year.
03:36There's 10 games left.
03:39I know.
03:41They got a.
03:43It's like you got to you got to
03:46they got the only way they can have smelling salts
03:48for the season is if they go and win this game this weekend.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Otherwise, you know, you're starting to look at like
03:56who we dump it next week.
03:57I will definitely start.
04:02Leaning.
04:05Towards.
04:08You got to be trying to get rid of some of these contracts.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:13In two weeks.
04:14Oh, yeah.
04:15Because here's the deal.
04:17You're paying the guy big money and he played yet.
04:21Oh, Chubb. Yeah.
04:23Yeah, it doesn't sound like he's close either.
04:24Although, like me, they revealed it was even more than an ACL yesterday.
04:28So, you know, he's beating science already.
04:31Who?
04:32Jim Phillips walking.
04:34He's not playing till next year.
04:35And what can you say?
04:36Can't let me explain some to you in science.
04:39Let me explain some.
04:40He's ahead of schedule on science.
04:42And please let me explain facts.
04:44This guy is good, dude.
04:46He dude is like he's like a lizard.
04:49He just keeps growing body parts.
04:51He is like a lizard.
04:52That is amazing.
04:54Walking already.
04:56Wow.
04:57Let me ask you a question.
04:58I'm going to come back before.
04:59Let me let me ask you a question.
05:01Yeah.
05:02After knee surgery.
05:04Yeah.
05:04How long are you in crutches?
05:06Hmm.
05:07How long was Solana on?
05:08No, no, no, no.
05:09I asked you how long.
05:11How long do you think you're on crutches?
05:13A month.
05:15I don't know.
05:15No, no.
05:16How long?
05:17As soon as you can walk.
05:19They want you walking.
05:20Wow.
05:20Seems like he was cozy on the crutches for like a week.
05:23You know what he's not going to do?
05:24Not walk, dude.
05:25This guy's a walker.
05:26OK. Oh, my goodness.
05:28Mm hmm.
05:31It's a giant.
05:33I love two guys.
05:34Two guys, the extent of your injury has been a bleep and dead foot.
05:39And you're telling somebody else they're beating science.
05:42I'm telling you, they want you walking as soon as possible.
05:45You know why?
05:46Do you know why?
05:47Uh, Flo?
05:49So your leg doesn't atrophy and create even more of a problem.
05:54That's Flo, right?
05:55No.
05:55Well, yeah, I get some blood flow, blood flow to the leg.
05:59So you don't know why we just pop a whole bunch of blue shoes.
06:01You know, you'll in a month.
06:02Oh, hey.
06:04Hey, baby, you guys are.
06:07I. Bumbling idiots.
06:11I don't want to do it.
06:13Idiots got a got a limp or going limp.
06:17Bluetooth.
06:18Oh, look at that.
06:21Wrong leg.
06:22Oh, you do you like.
06:28Oh, I was just impressed.
06:31I was like, oh, wow.
06:32That's supposed to be.
06:33I'm telling you, him walking is no big deal.
06:36It's pointed out correctly where he goes, you have to walk before you can run.
06:40You got to walk before.
06:41He's right. He's right.
06:42But but you here, here's how you show
06:48your ignorance on the topic.
06:50You said, oh, you should be on crutches a month.
06:54No, that's not true.
06:55You sure? I'm positive.
06:57I'm positive as a guy who's had knee surgery.
07:00Hmm. Oh, my goodness.
07:05Why? Why? I don't understand why I get so far.
07:07I know you guys don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I still get mad.
07:11God, I mean, it's kind of quick, though.
07:12Already walking pretty quick.
07:14Not really. It's pretty quick.
07:16Maybe you were also a science beater.
07:18Yeah, I wasn't a beater.
07:20Oh, no, I wasn't.
07:21It's going to hurt.
07:22It's still hurt.
07:24It's still hurt.
07:24But you know what the alternative is of not moving around.
07:29Well, you got to tell science, not now.
07:31Wow. You do that all the time, Leroy.
07:33You have these surgeries.
07:34You come back 12 minutes after the surgery.
07:37They're still unplugging IVs.
07:38And you're like, I will never miss a day.
07:40You're a beater of science.
07:41No, I'm not here.
07:45The only difference between me and and like other people is
07:50I've experienced an extreme amount of pain.
07:54And pain is relative to the person that has experienced that pain.
07:59So a lot of these things that.
08:02Are painful.
08:05Aren't painful for me to stop doing stuff, because here's the kicker.
08:10You know what I would be doing if I wasn't sitting here with my legs wrapped?
08:14Sitting in the other room watching TV, what's the damn difference?
08:18Hmm. Interesting.
08:21Oh, boy.
08:23But you got like, I mean, don't say your extent of an injury
08:28has been an imaginary injury.
08:31Imaginary really hurt.
08:33I had dead foot.
08:34Well, that here the idea of dead means you can't feel anything.
08:40No pain.
08:41So how could you experience pain and dead foot
08:44when the whole idea of dead foot is you can't feel anything?
08:47It's numb.
08:47It was like a numb.
08:49I mean, there was a pain and a numbness like at the toes.
08:51There was no there was nothing.
08:52But on the ankles, it was like, oh, you know.
08:55So it was it was almost like a root dying at the end.
08:59Yeah.
09:01Dr. Tobago, I know dead foot is real.
09:03He did not have it.
09:04No, I know.
09:05You don't shake it.
09:06He shook it off like hitting his funny bone.
09:08No, my my best friend.
09:10One of my best friends is a podiatrist.
09:11I know I had dead foot.
09:14I mean, I didn't definitely less than less a day and a half.
09:17No, that's not how it works.
09:18I'm telling you, that's how it worked.
09:23My foot was dead, OK?
09:25But. Oh, boy.
09:30You are something you you you're so.