Dolphins DE Jaelan Phillips documents Racoon activities in the wild
JFig informs us of Dolphins DE Jaelan Phillips testing his internal intangibles activities in the wild... we take a look at the video series.
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00:00So JP alerted us to this earlier, but are you doing synchronized swimming this evening, JP?
00:06No.
00:10We have found Jalen Phillips and his shenanigans with a raccoon.
00:16I don't know.
00:16So he drove to an island first.
00:19Yeah.
00:21He's in Florida?
00:22Yeah, he's in Florida.
00:23He went on a boat ride to an island and then he got off.
00:26You went to our guy's island, right?
00:29With the animals.
00:30Todd Faber from Jungle Queen?
00:32Yeah.
00:33I think he just went to some random island.
00:34It looks like he was on the island.
00:36Yeah.
00:37You know?
00:44You know, I don't think I'm gonna get any closer to you.
00:47I'm not sure if you're hot or a rabbit.
00:52You look kind of crazy.
00:57And why does everybody think that's the official noise to call an animal?
01:01And also, he doesn't want to get near it.
01:04I'm not going to get closer to you, but let me try woodland creature calls.
01:06Like I'm Snow White.
01:08Pretty much.
01:09The magical part of him coming out.
01:11It's coming out.
01:12Why?
01:12Oh no, but it will continue.
01:13He went, go, let's go.
01:15That's a good raccoon.
01:23Imagine the dolphin season being taken.
01:25Hello, friend.
01:27Now they're friends.
01:29You know how they kill their prey, right?
01:31They jump on their back and rip the guts out.
01:33I'm doing it.
01:37See, I talked to him like a few times.
01:39Oh, he's coming closer.
01:40I'm gonna run.
01:42See him backing up?
01:43See, I don't get it.
01:44How are you going to say hi, my friend, and then not start backing up?
01:47Now you're a cornerback.
01:48Yeah, like, are you going to be a friend to the woodland creature?
01:51Hey, now, this would be the true sign, right?
01:56Because if we got to this point and we had some snacks, we'd be throwing the snacks,
02:06right?
02:06Go ahead on.
02:06And he said he's officially intangibly close.
02:17Hey, hey, so right now, me and Vlad would be throwing the little pretty treats at him,
02:24right?
02:25That's what I'm out right now.
02:31The inner intangible is coming out because he started giving.
02:34No, it was coming out the way he was talking to him.
02:36It was so nice.
02:38I love how you know, Leroy, I love how every intangible always say the animal looks so
02:44nice and friendly.
02:44He does look friendly.
02:45So right before they get right before they get you, that's the lure to attack you.
02:51You don't see us saying, oh, he looks so nice.
02:54It's like, all right, I'm about to bounce.
02:56You know what I mean?
02:57Like, okay, he's not he's not bothering me.
02:59Every time Keith come over to my house, I say, hey, you ain't got to worry about Zeus
03:04Biden.
03:05You go.
03:05You got teeth, don't he?
03:18Are you friendly like the person like the animal talks?
03:24He's like, are you friendly?
03:26He's looking up like, wow, that's the part that I was referring to.
03:30That is a big ass.
03:32Inner intangible was coming.
03:33I was screaming.
03:34So did he hand feed him?
03:36No.
03:36So yeah, he think about that.
03:46This is all racially wrong.
03:51But no, no, no.
03:52Notice, check this out.
03:53He ate the watermelon first.
03:54That's what I'm saying.
03:55That was his black part.
03:56Yeah, even the raccoon.
03:59No, you ain't giving him nothing.
04:01Jalen.
04:01I'm ass piece.
04:03Yeah, I walked all the way, climbed out of the tree.
04:06Come over there.
04:06You gonna give me a watermelon, Ryan?
04:08Not and you ate it.
04:11I'm out.
04:13He was testing the waters first.
04:15So wait a minute.
04:16So let me let me say this.
04:18Intangibly close.
04:20Like when he was taken, when he was recording from afar, right?
04:26He was on the edge when he stuck that watermelon, Ryan out to have him come grab it.
04:31No, no, it's actually another part after this video.
04:36Oh, where's the other part?
04:37I gotta get it.
04:38It's basically he's giving water to the raccoon.
04:44The raccoon.
04:45Wait, he's trying to hydrate the raccoon.
04:48Yeah, he wants it as a pet.
04:49Like, the thing is, I think he names it Henry or something.
04:54Forgot.
04:55Horse.
04:57He named it.
04:57Logan says the show is bringing us together.
05:01Hey, there's nothing wrong with being different, right?
05:07Like Tobin, you would feed the raccoon.
05:10I don't really trust raccoons very much.
05:13You guys have heard my story.
05:15The possum is a lot friendlier than the raccoon.
05:19And guess what happened?
05:20He wasn't.
05:20He didn't look.
05:22Calls it Henry.
05:24That's a difference.
05:26Look how close he is.
05:27Gave that possible.
05:28The dude smiling is the record smiling for the picture.
05:31Yeah, it's like they're doing a photo op.
05:34He's going.
05:39I hear you're beating science.
05:41You know what?
05:42Rehab must be a lonely.
05:46That's pretty good.
05:46Rehab must be lonely.
05:47You're trying to get a raccoon as a friend.
05:49It is, dude.
05:50It has to be.
05:52You can't do all the things all your friends are doing.
05:55I gotta be honest with you.
05:56And then there's the worst part.
05:57You can't even really be caught hanging out.
06:00Because everybody gonna accuse you of not doing the things you need to do to get healthy.
06:05So it becomes a lonely day.
06:08But how does Mike Riddell even on his day off?
06:10You know, Mike Riddell needs to bring this up in a meeting where he's like,
06:13okay, perhaps it was not clear about off day activities.
06:17Ladies and gentlemen, if you could look here, we would like you.
06:21We would like to disregard you hanging out with woodland creatures, especially suspicious ones.
06:27When your first question is, are you rabid?
06:34Yeah, I don't get that, bro.
06:35Everyone's gonna be looking at him like.
06:37And he's just gonna say, everybody goes, but I'm so alone.
06:40Oh, Jalen.
06:43Poor thing.
06:44You know what I gotta tell him?
06:45Get a girlfriend.
06:49Are you friendly is the first question that he just tells the little raccoon.
06:54Are you thirsty?
06:55He said, hey, he said, why don't you come over here and see Intangible?
07:00And then, no.
07:02We all know how this story ends.
07:05The Intangible go over there to pet him.
07:07Leroy was getting all them shots.
07:11I think at one point he even said, are you going to come home with me?
07:14It's an inner war.
07:15He had a civil war within his tangible side, intangible side, because he was like,
07:21are you friendly?
07:22Let me back up.
07:23That was his tangible side.
07:25But it's intangible.
07:26It's like, are you thirsty?
07:28You got to get going.
07:29Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:30I just want to be clear here.
07:31You think if this is Zach sealer, that raccoon is taking a piggyback ride on him.
07:36Zach sealer and the raccoon sitting on his shoulder.
07:39He's chilling on the shoulder and walking around with it.
07:42And he's eating the grapes.
07:44Here you go, little buddy.
07:45Everybody, this is Ricky the raccoon.
07:46What are you talking about?
07:47I just do a thing of Pocahontas, basically.
07:50Right, yeah.
07:50What you talking about?
07:52You're claiming Zach sealer is going to cradle it like a baby?
07:54Yeah, like baby blue Jesus.
07:58Like little baby blue Jesus.
07:59I'm telling you what, I just said, ain't nobody in my family
08:04ever thought about holding and playing with a squirrel.
08:07He had an internal kind of way.
08:08I had a squirrel in my house.
08:10That ain't my side.
08:13That ain't my side.
08:14He kept it alive for quite some time.
08:16But it wasn't like, yeah, okay.
08:19Notice you haven't seen any close pictures of the raccoon or the squirrel?
08:23No, it was from afar.
08:25Why?
08:26Every day I get up, why our house got to be the zoo?
08:28Your house is a zoo.
08:29I mean, you do have a lot of dogs now.
08:31We got four dogs, right?
08:34Hand-wielding creatures.
08:35Yep.
08:36Dr. Toboggan said he's got a lord going on inside, no man is safe from him.
08:42He's like, hey, hey, the football can't fit between my legs.
08:49There you go.
08:50When do we need it?
08:51Oh my goodness.
08:53Looks to me like a raccoon.
08:55I can see it now, the raccoon will be sitting on a seal's shoulder,
09:01braiding his beard, like cleaning it out.
09:04That's adorable.
09:06He might put in a stroller.
09:07Oh, yeah.
09:08Or a little backpacks.
09:10Yeah, a backpack.
09:12But listen, if an intangible could even try to walk into Publix with a possum on her shoulder,
09:19right?
09:19If an intangible could even try to walk into Publix with a possum on her shoulder,
09:24right?
09:25You've seen that video with the, can I keep him?
09:29There has to be one of these where Zack Sealer's in the meeting and he has the raccoon and a baby
09:33Bjorn feeding him granola bars and the defensive coordinator looks over and goes,
09:39are you going to keep that thing here the whole time?
09:42My friend.
09:45He's one of us now.
09:46Like Dr. Evil.
09:48And you know, and then the room is going to be divided racially,
09:52because all the black people are going to be way over on this side,
09:54and all the white people are going to be trying to pet him.
09:58Butter wants to pet him.
10:00What happens when a raccoon goes after a cake that they give the defense?
10:06I think he's going to have a little cake mustache.
10:11Possum would be great for hard knocks.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Yes, it would have been a good.
10:16That is something that is something a possum or a raccoon,
10:21somebody having that as a pet would divide the team racially.
10:26Kind of say a possum and a raccoon.
10:28One's much cuter than the other.
10:30Not really.
10:31Well, raccoons, but guess what?
10:33The more dangerous one is cuter.
10:35Oh, that's true.
10:36No, the raccoon is cuter.
10:39Possums are not dangerous, but they are nasty looking, which is why Josh doesn't.
10:43He didn't have a chance to tell you.
10:47That raccoon.
10:48Hey, that possum reads everything.
10:49Sir, I mean Newark.
10:51Time out.
10:51Time out.
10:52If you jazz chiseled him, that possum might be happy that you jazz chiseled him out of Miami.
10:57He's probably somewhere in New York right now, living the life.
11:00That possum living the life.
11:03Hey, man, I was up there in West Palm Beach, and it wasn't that good.
11:07Then this guy decided to take a bat and swing me right to New York,
11:10and look at me now.
11:10I'm in a pennant chase.