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00:00I could never hate my kids, you guys.
00:02I could never hate my kids.
00:05With that said,
00:06I hate how they roll dice.
00:12You're coming in too hot!
00:14Here's my impression of me playing board games with my kids.
00:23I hate when they wake up in the middle of the night.
00:26Bad news!
00:29It's gotten to the point
00:30that when I hear the doorknob rattle,
00:32I actually think to myself,
00:33maybe it's just an intruder
00:34who will politely steal my valuables,
00:37and then I won't have to scratch his back
00:39for the next hour.
00:42I'm gonna take a knee for the third one.
00:44I hate how much they talk about lava.
00:51They talk about lava all the time.
00:54The only thing I know about lava
00:56is if they see it up close,
00:58I've done a bad job as a father.