• 12 hours ago
At Boar's Head, we hear you. And we're sorry for causing a listeria outbreak. That's our bad.

CEO: Michael Strauss
Written by: Michael Strauss
Producers: Britt Migs and Michael Strauss
Edited by: Gabrielle Williott
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott

00:00 Jon Ham, CEO
00:12 Liverwurst with Listeria
00:30 69 Infractions
01:09 Listeria Hysteria
01:35 Liverbest
02:10 Boar's Head

#foodrecall #lawsuit #boarshead

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00:00We're proud to introduce Sporeshead's newest promotion, Listeria Hysteria.
00:04Get half off all your meats at your local deli counter.
00:06You might die, but with the price of groceries being so high, we figured the least we could do
00:09is give you a discount. Who doesn't like a little risk while eating your processed foods anyway?
00:13Isn't that the American dream? Look, if the Listeria hasn't killed you by now,
00:16the sodium probably will anyway. Those assholes of the American Heart Association have been coming
00:19after me for years. Speaking of which, they'll probably be happy to know we are discontinuing
00:23the sale of Liverwurst. Instead, we'll be processing a new meat product, Liver Better.
00:28It has no organic material, and it's mostly just MSG, but it tastes great.
00:31And it's 99% sawdust, which means the chances of you getting Listeria will be slim
00:35to none. The meat at your local deli counter is ready to eat. And again, for a limited time,
00:39it's half off. Don't let Listeria Hysteria tear you down. Instead, let it help you
00:44build a giant 4,000 calorie sandwich that you can barely fit in your mouth, just like in Scooby-Doo.

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