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At Boar's Head, we hear you. And we're sorry for causing a listeria outbreak. That's our bad.   CEO: Michael Strauss Written by: Michael Strauss Producers: Britt Migs and Michael Strauss Edited by: Gabrielle Williott Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott  00:00 Jon Ham, CEO 00:12 Liverwurst with Listeria 00:30 69 Infractions 01:09 Listeria Hysteria 01:35 Liverbest 02:10 Boar's Head  #foodrecall #lawsuit #boarshead

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00:00Here at Borshead, the only thing more important to us than making high-quality, sodium-laden

00:03meat with little to absolutely no nutritional value is you.

00:07And that's why we'd like to apologize for selling thousands of units of liverwurst that

00:11were contaminated with Listeria.

00:13Especially if you're one of those nine people who lost their lives eating our delicious,

00:16yet strangely wet meat products.

00:18We're sorry you died.

00:20We have launched a full investigation into how this could possibly happen, and guess

00:23what?

00:24Listeria does not come from feces.

00:25We know we washed our hands after this one.

00:28After 69, nice, instances of non-compliance at the facility over the last year, I gotta

00:34say we made a whoopsie.

00:35And that's not a cool sandwich item at Jersey Mike's.

00:37I'm talking about mold, insects, and a liquid dripping from the ceilings right onto the

00:41meat.

00:42Turns out the mystery liquid wasn't flavor-blasting the meat after all.

00:45So we've decided to close our factory in Virginia to assure our customers that we care.

00:48Sure, we have to close the plant indefinitely, literally cutting hundreds of workers like

00:52we're slicing up some Italian cold cuts, but that's because we want you to keep buying.

00:56And we need that in order to support the severance we'll be forced to pay by government decree.

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