Why Marijuana Was Decriminalized - Honest Ads [Scruff McGruff, War On Drugs Parody] - video Dailymotion

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Okay, we admit it, the war on drugs did NOT work out as we hoped   Starring: McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose  Written by: Eli Yudin Producer/Director: Michael Strauss Director of Photography: Rob Menzer Editor: Gabrielle Williott Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott  00:00 Ground News Ad 01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad 01:44 McGort the Crime Hort 01:58 Drugs! 02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive  03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein 03:42 Who's racist now? 04:00 My great evil 04:50 The system works! 05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice   See more http://www.cracked.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://cracked.tumblr.com

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00:00I've got my secret weapon for you who criticize how we handle drugs here.

00:05The fact that, for all your whining, we've decriminalized marijuana in many places.

00:12Despite our disgust for these disgusting substances, we weighed the consequences

00:17and the massive untapped store of tax dollars we were missing out on.

00:22And we made a decision we should be lauded for.

00:25So shut up about it.

00:27It's a better world now.

00:29Bet all those generations of mainly low-income and non-white drug offenders are smiling,

00:36looking out from their cell, knowing that they've paved the way

00:39for white, well-to-do entrepreneurs to open dispensaries.

00:43We appreciate your sacrifice.

00:45And to us in the anti-drug offensive, a job well done.

Why Marijuana Was Decriminalized - Honest Ads [Scruff McGruff, War On Drugs Parody]

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