• 3 weeks ago
Okay, we admit it, the war on drugs did NOT work out as we hoped

Starring:
McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter
Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose

Written by: Eli Yudin
Producer/Director: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott

00:00 Ground News Ad
01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad
01:44 McGort the Crime Hort
01:58 Drugs!
02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive
03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein
03:42 Who's racist now?
04:00 My great evil
04:50 The system works!
05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice


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Transcript
00:00I've got my secret weapon for you who criticize how we handle drugs here.
00:05The fact that, for all your whining, we've decriminalized marijuana in many places.
00:12Despite our disgust for these disgusting substances, we weighed the consequences
00:17and the massive untapped store of tax dollars we were missing out on.
00:22And we made a decision we should be lauded for.
00:25So shut up about it.
00:27It's a better world now.
00:29Bet all those generations of mainly low-income and non-white drug offenders are smiling,
00:36looking out from their cell, knowing that they've paved the way
00:39for white, well-to-do entrepreneurs to open dispensaries.
00:43We appreciate your sacrifice.
00:45And to us in the anti-drug offensive, a job well done.

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